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The Wonderful, Wonderful Ass of Robert Conrad

It'd be a crime if that plump ass was never invaded by cock. Enjoy.

by Anonymousreply 9211/23/2014


by Anonymousreply 101/21/2012

Agree, R3.

by Anonymousreply 501/21/2012

Oh, it was invaded all right. I'm told his most quotable quote was, "More!"

by Anonymousreply 601/21/2012

LMAO! Do tell more, R6.

by Anonymousreply 701/21/2012

I believe it . He always seemed so homophobic, in interviews. Always doing the lispy voice, to portray gay. Got the same vibe I get from Joe Rogan now-short guy, well built , always trying to be ultra macho. And we all know about Joe, and his out of town bathhouse hookups. Feel the same about RC- on the down low. But I agree, it was a world class ass !

by Anonymousreply 901/22/2012


by Anonymousreply 1001/22/2012

Let's hear more about Joe Rogan. He who refers to his balls as "the twins.". I think he's hot. Bath houses?? Do tell!!

by Anonymousreply 1301/22/2012

Rogan is ugly with all those tats on his body now.

by Anonymousreply 1401/22/2012

that ass turned me gay

by Anonymousreply 1501/22/2012

Did he ever do a nude butt or at least a scene in briefs in any 70's era movies. Those were good days for make beefcake flashing some bits.

by Anonymousreply 1601/22/2012

Bobby's short and muscular; they're often the most angry guys b/c they hate not being tall and muscular.

They're to be avoided.

by Anonymousreply 1801/22/2012

Oh, yeah, as a budding homosexual, that magnificent ass featured prominently in my Friday night jack-off sessions in the late 1960s.

by Anonymousreply 1901/22/2012

Wagner was definitely getting it on with the blond twinks who were on his NBC WWII fighter pilot shows BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP and BLACK SHEEP SQUADRON. He even introduced one as his protege on THE MERV GRIFFIN SHOW. He looked like a porn twink and I think his name was Jeb Phillips.

by Anonymousreply 2101/22/2012

Jeb was his late friend, actor Nick Adams, son . I think he was godfather to him, or something. Gave him that job to get the kids career going. Yes, the guy did look like a porn twink, but as far as anyone knows, it was a good deed on RC's part. But who knows ???

by Anonymousreply 2201/22/2012

Jeb Stuart Adams, as in Christopher from "Flowers in the Attic"? Wow!

by Anonymousreply 2301/22/2012

Jeb, some lucky chick and Bob

by Anonymousreply 2401/22/2012

UPDATE - Jeb is now a realtor in Westlake Village,CA., northwest of LA. He's married, has a family, and is 51 - looks like an overaged surfer at this point. Not bad, just old. Interesting note - Bob Conrad lives very close, a few miles away. Hmmmm !

by Anonymousreply 2501/22/2012

Robert Conrad was the most beautiful man at his peak. Bar none. This Jeb "kid" doesn't even come close.

by Anonymousreply 2601/23/2012

True, R26. But, according to rumor, Jeb is aesthetically the kind of guy Bob liked to fool around with.

by Anonymousreply 2701/23/2012

Battle of the Network Stars

by Anonymousreply 2901/23/2012

Hello G.S.

by Anonymousreply 3001/23/2012

Hey R30. I was only here once. Once!!

by Anonymousreply 3101/23/2012

His ass was divine, but don't forget his glorious chest and that AMAZING face during his prime. Yum!

by Anonymousreply 3201/26/2012

I've too young and never heard of this man in my life but from the pics posted here of his ass, WOW!!

by Anonymousreply 3301/26/2012

Welcome to the club, R33!

by Anonymousreply 3401/26/2012

Thanks for posting [RE :32]. Wow, he stayed in great shape . He's a pint size hot daddy in that silver- haired pic.

by Anonymousreply 3501/27/2012

I would have GLADLY boned Conrad, even when he was in his 50s in the 1980s.

by Anonymousreply 3601/27/2012

That link at 36 is AFU...

by Anonymousreply 3701/30/2012

Watching DVD set of complete Wild Wild West series. He was one hell of a hunk. I find it intriguing of the rumors that he liked to take it up the ass. What an ass he had............

by Anonymousreply 3808/31/2012

Well, he couln't act, so what other ways do aspiring television stars "get noticed"? I'm sure that ass has seen its share of director/producer dick. When I was a kid in the 60s sometimes watching Wild Wild West there has been many a time I've jacked off to Robert Conrad and his ample behind. There was him, Andy Griffith in that sheriff's outfit and Michael Landon on Bonanza; of all of them I wanted to squash and flatten Robert Conrad's the most. In a perfect world fate back then would have allowed me to meet Bobby C and ask him if I could spank him and then fuck him. He would have begged me to do it at which point I would have produced a paddle I made in shop class and WHACK!........OWWWWWWWWW. Read that more recently he was convicted of causing an accident while driving drunk--had to do community service I think--he should have been given a spanking for that for sure. Well the guy is in his 70s now if not 80s so I'm sure that ass is alot flatter and saggin...........

by Anonymousreply 3909/01/2012

I was watching some old reruns recently, and while the Batman villains were fun and colorful and the actors seemed to be having a blast, the WWW villains, esp in the early years, had a little more background and depth. WWW explored some of their motivations and at times made the bad guys a bit sympathetic, or at least a little more complex. The villains also seemed to connect with West a bit more. They dynamics between West and a few of the recurring villains seemed to be a bit more personal and complicated.

I thought the show was kind of interesting the first few seasons. The show seemed to have more traditional western villains as it went on, and did not get as Gothic or Jules Verne. On a superfical level, I preferred the tight vests and no-chaps look of the early years. The chaps costume, which is probably preferred by leather lovers, seemed a little (or more) silly, and did not show of his ass as well.

by Anonymousreply 4009/01/2012

R37, when a link says "Forbidden," just set your cursor in the URL line, hit enter, and the jpg will appear.

(for the millionth time)

by Anonymousreply 4109/01/2012

Are we sure that Robert Conrad's ass is real? Did the studio have work done on him or did he wear those underpants that have false butts built into them? In any case, that picture looks like he has that buttocks-pried-open look to it of a guy who has been fucked alot.

by Anonymousreply 4209/01/2012

That ass was definitely real

by Anonymousreply 4309/01/2012

R42, a link was posted on DL a few years back to an Ebay item which was a pair of pants that Conrad wore on "Wild, Wild West". They were padded apparently. I don't know whether it was just that pair or whether all were that way, but it blunted some childhood fantasies for some when that link was posted.

by Anonymousreply 4409/01/2012

I KNEW it r44! That ass is just too "unreal" to be real, if you don't mind me having a Yogi Berra moment. The reason I brought this up is because I saw a picture of RC from the 50s, I think when he was just getting into acting and it was a side view of him in swimming trunks. It was a nice picture but his ass didn't look mind bogglingly protruding in that one although he still showed a nice rear end, it just looked more natural than the upsetting (in a good way, mind you) booty in WWW. When I watched Baa, Baa Blacksheep once, which I rarely did as it seemed so deadly boring to me, I thought I saw a scene once where one of RC's men came up behind him to ask him a question or something and at one point gave him a friendly punch to the ass. I couldn't see it clearly as the camera wasn't focused on it but either it was my imagination/wishful thinking or perhaps it did happen and other viewers might have seen and recall it.

by Anonymousreply 4509/01/2012

His ass was really as round and plump. Don't know why there were pads in the Ebay pants, but he really did have a bubble butt.

by Anonymousreply 4609/01/2012

Of course RC had a great everything but that Youtube video is in widescreen so all the images are distorted. For me it's not aesthetically pleasing at all but I guess it works for those who can't get enough ass. He was in every way a perfect specimen. Truly.

by Anonymousreply 4709/01/2012

[quote]That ass is just too "unreal" to be real

Nonsense. That ass was 100% his.

by Anonymousreply 4909/03/2012

[quote]Nonsense. That ass was 100% his.

and he has the receipts to prove it!

by Anonymousreply 5009/03/2012

Robert's ass was the greatest, but he also sported a nice bulge...

by Anonymousreply 5102/11/2013


by Anonymousreply 5202/11/2013

I never knew he could act until I saw him in "Centennial." I thought he just recited lines and posed.

by Anonymousreply 5302/11/2013

Pocket gay.

by Anonymousreply 5402/11/2013

Mmmmmmm mmm good.

by Anonymousreply 5502/11/2013


With reference to men's crotches, it's called "mooseknuckle" rather than "cameltoe."

Camel's toes have slits in them, which is why cloth-covered vaginas are referred to in that way. But as you see, there's nothing slitlike about Conrad's crotch!

by Anonymousreply 5602/11/2013

Gregory Harrison probably got a sample.

by Anonymousreply 5702/11/2013

Right, R56, I forgot about the term mooseknuckle.

by Anonymousreply 5802/11/2013

[quote]Gregory Harrison probably got a sample.

Just the thought of those two together is making me stiff.

by Anonymousreply 5902/11/2013

there is a pic of him in black speedo that was basically a tiny piece of clothe barely on him. u could see his pube bone. any pics of him i nit from behind cause i can guarantee u can see his ass

by Anonymousreply 6002/22/2013

I would have paid him when he was in his prime to have one night with him.

by Anonymousreply 6102/22/2013

Today is his birthday. Happy Birthday Robert!

by Anonymousreply 6203/01/2013

[quote]Too bad there were no photos of that incredible ass in its naked glory.

The closest we'll see of it is here, in this 1975 flick "Murph the Surf". Side view of Conrad's buns at the 11:13 mark...

by Anonymousreply 6403/04/2013

When he was arrested in that terrible are accident, he was 3X over the legal drunk limit.

by Anonymousreply 6503/04/2013

R64 Who was the lucky girl underneath?

by Anonymousreply 6603/05/2013

[quote]getting it on with the blond twinks who were on his NBC WWII fighter pilot shows BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP and BLACK SHEEP SQUADRON.

Interesting. I knew a gay actor who was a blonde, boy-next-door type and he got cast on Baa Baa Black Sheep.

by Anonymousreply 6703/05/2013

Conrad's ass was indeed a work of art, but sadly he's a midget.

by Anonymousreply 6803/05/2013

Married at 17, two wives, 8 kids, I think he is not on our team.

by Anonymousreply 6903/05/2013

R69 Overcompensating

by Anonymousreply 7003/05/2013

Means nothing, R69. RC is from a time when men, particularly men who wanted to be movie stars, hid their sexuality at all cost.

by Anonymousreply 7103/06/2013

[quote]Interesting. I knew a gay actor who was a blonde, boy-next-door type and he got cast on Baa Baa Black Sheep.

Was it Jeb Stuart Adams (who later played Christopher in "Flowers in the Attic")? Last I read Jeb was married to a woman and living in Northern Cali.

by Anonymousreply 7203/06/2013

Not sure, R66, but she was lucky, wasn't she?

by Anonymousreply 7303/06/2013

Long time ago, I dated a young blonde actor years ago who got cast on Black Sheep Squadron. Weird.

by Anonymousreply 7509/03/2013

You dated Tom Ligon, R75? Was that before or after he married his wife K.C.? They were married 33 years until her death in 2009.

by Anonymousreply 7609/03/2013

About the padding in RC's pants on eBay. There were probably many, many suits used and I think that during the fight scenes he would have some sort of protection in certain areas i.e. The lower spine. Check out some fight/ stunt scenes. The arse looks padded. Not so shapely. Usually at the end of a fight/stunt there's a cut a way, then back to RC say walking through a door. The arse is back in all it's perfect glory. In the 60's stretch fabrics were few and mostly knitted. There were certainly no men's stretch fabrics as in today's, I.e. Wool and Lycra mix. All his suits look made from suiting materiel such as Barathea. So no stretch hence the frequent splitting. I noticed a quick flash in another WWW wher he jumps from a balcony, lands by a small garden ornamental pond and his trousers split. Also at this period ALL men's suits were tailored and an allowance made for which side you pushed your dick and balls. Bulges were minimised. Trousers being cut in four panels back front right left. One front panel is cut wider to accomodate the dick. Chosen by the wearer according to 'which side sir dressed.' Only with mass production where the two front panels are cut exactly the same do you start to get bulges showing. His trousers all have stirrups under the foot to keep the legs taught and crease free but this causes great strain with excessive movement again can cause splitting.

by Anonymousreply 7711/21/2014

Kin Shriner - blonde and beautiful in his younger days - was on Baa Baa Black Sheep.

by Anonymousreply 7811/21/2014

The trousers he wore in every show were completely inappropriate, unlike anything the rest of the cast wore, very obviously intended to highlight and advertise his ass, and yet he got away with it for all those years.

I have a spectacularly hung friend who fucked him. All of his action was out of town.

by Anonymousreply 7911/22/2014

r79, if you think any of the other costumes (or hairstyles!) in Wild, Wild West were anything approaching authenticity, I've got news for you.

by Anonymousreply 8111/22/2014

R80 is either blind, stupid, or under the age of 18.

by Anonymousreply 8211/22/2014

Oh he was such a hot, firm sex stud! I used to jack off thinking about fucking around with him. I used to imagine him growling, "suck my dick fag" as he unzipped his tight blue Wild Wild West slacks. I used to fantasize about getting cheek burns from rubbing my face on his hairy manly chest, smelling the funk around his prick... his testosterone just emanated out of the TV tube

by Anonymousreply 8311/22/2014

For those of you old to enough to remember Hawaiian Eye, Bob Conrad also starred on that series.

But even though he was seen most weeks in hot little bathing trunks and he was several years younger, he never had quite the impact on gay America that he had with The Wild, Wild West.

Now why do you suppose that was?

by Anonymousreply 8411/22/2014

At this point isn't he best remembered for his shit fits on Battle of the Network stars?

That was great television. Do you think those tirades were staged? A 70s audience would of course be too naive to think such a thing.

by Anonymousreply 8511/23/2014

[quote]That was great television. Do you think those tirades were staged? A 70s audience would of course be too naive to think such a thing.

Honestly, no. I think Conrad had such rage issues that these were the real deal. And I say that as someone who watches the reruns of BotNS on ESPN Classic today. Most of the celebrities were all jokey about it, but there were a few that were ultra-competitive, like Conrad.

by Anonymousreply 8611/23/2014

Have you seen him lately? He's been hitting the bottle for the past 25 years and it shows. Gray, balding, thick coke bottle glasses.

As for me, I always preferred Artimus Gordon.

by Anonymousreply 8711/23/2014

R79, more details please! As many as you can spare!

by Anonymousreply 8811/23/2014

R79 likes to get behind his keyboard and type lies. It makes him feel special and important.

Robert Conrad got married at 17, had 4 wives, multiple children---there absolutely nothing, no scandal, no photos, no ex-lovers giving interviews----only lonely demented R79 who has a friend "with a big dick" (it's always with a BIG dick) who fucked Conrad.

Go to hell you filthy liar.

by Anonymousreply 8911/23/2014

OK R88. My friend was gay, not out, but everyone on our floor (college) knew it. Never any problem, and he was liked by all. Years later he told me he thought I might be gay but wasn't sure enough. This was all very last century.

Fast forward ten years, we meet up and catch up on post-college. He's out and working on me to take the leap. Takes me to a few bars, etc. Mission accomplished.

I mention this to establish that we were very close, and I never knew him to tell a lie.

So, he tells me about his work as a waiter when he got a table of gay men, including our hero. He knows because of the uninhibited chatter and teasing him about "tube steak." My friend did not typically over-exhibit his equipment, but he was small with a small waist and, well, there it was in all its enormousness. Mr. Famousbottom wasted no time finishing dinner and privately making his move. Conveniently, this was a hotel, the finest actually. Sorry, the only details of the encounter itself (we were modest in those days, especially about matters of the ass,) was that he was ravenous, demanded "More, more!" and was obliged.

And yes, the ass itself was epic and magnificent in action.

by Anonymousreply 9011/23/2014


by Anonymousreply 9111/23/2014

R87 last time I saw him was on Politcally Incorrect, probably around 2000/2001. He was a good a funny guest. It must have been right before his major accident (I know, I know I can google the date of his accident). They had some crazy Bible thumping pot stirrer who said the typical AIDS was a punishment for "deviant, unnatural" ie gay activities, and then everyone chimed in - well, what about the people who got blood transfusions, thru straight sex, etc. And then Conrad, Implying that he had fucked every woman that walked, was like - bull fucking shit, I fucked around so much, the only reason I didn't get any diseases was because I was fucking lucky.

Not those exact words, but something like that. It just everyone up. He was a Bush supporter, too, but nonetheless he happened to make valid points (they were debating stem cell research).

by Anonymousreply 9211/23/2014
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