I don't get it. How is it possible to keep white underwear clean? Is there a secret I don't know about?
How do people wear white underwear?
|by Anonymous||reply 267||06/23/2015|
Hot water, seperate your whites and use Tide. My socks, t-shirts and undies are fine, no stains.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||01/17/2012|
Pee stains are worse if you take multi-vitamins.
Or if you eat a lot of beets.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||01/17/2012|
you should only wear white down there anyway. No fabric dyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||01/17/2012|
1) My theory is that guys with hairy holes will be less able to avoid skid marks than guys with hairless holes due to inadvertent klingons. The hairier the hole, the spottier things get. Pun intended. Try to poo before you shower. If you have to poo sometime afterward, line you undies with some toilet tissue to keep them from browning until you can spot shower the klingons away. Or use wipies.
2) To avoid pee stains, make sure you squeeze every last drop from the balls up and wipe that last drop off your peepee with a square of toilet tissue.
Your white Calvins should remain fresh immaculate.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||01/17/2012|
Geez! What is wrong with you people. A little SOAP and WATER works wonders!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||01/17/2012|
Underwear was traditionally white so it could be bleached.
Underwear exists to keep your clothes clean from your nasty bodily secretions.
Clothes were worn several times between washings.
And people didn't have a lot of clothes back in the day. Just check the size of closets in old houses.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||01/17/2012|
Dry your underwear outside on a clothesline and the sun will bleach out pee stains and skid marks.
Your neighbors will get a show too.
Go on -- make their day!
|by Anonymous||reply 24||01/17/2012|
Good grief, don't use bleach!
Wash them with whites and use Tide. There's really no problem if you wash whites, with whites.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||01/17/2012|
By the way, that hairy hole theory is bogus.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||01/17/2012|
If you really know a better detergent than Tide, pleaee share. I've tried so many and always come back to Tide. I want something cheaper.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||01/17/2012|
I like Gain. Smells good too.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||01/17/2012|
[quote]experiencing some dribbling, even after shaking
While standing up to pee, your body isn't in the right postion to squeeze out the last drops of urine. If you sit down to pee, you can control all the right muscles needed to get rid of those last drops.
The problem with that is that you'll get a reputation as "a guy who has to sit to pee."
|by Anonymous||reply 31||01/17/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 32||01/17/2012|
And people didn't have a lot of clothes back in the day. Just check the size of closets in old houses.
Check the size of closets in Europe...tiny, tiny....In America we buy so much shit (ugly shit, btw).
|by Anonymous||reply 33||01/17/2012|
OP, why in the world would the color of underwear make a difference in how easy it is to keep it clean? Cleanliness is not associated with color, dear.
Apparently you just mean, "Why don't people do what I do, and wear underwear that is yellow in front and brown in back so I don't have to change it very often?"
Try to be specific when posting. It makes ridicule more focused.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||04/16/2012|
Did you use tampax?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||04/16/2012|
Some of you are simply vulgross.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||04/16/2012|
Wipe your ass better bitch!
|by Anonymous||reply 49||04/17/2012|
[quote]Scrape off any dried or crusted discharge from the fabric using a scraping tool.
R7's link made me puke.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||04/17/2012|
This thread is astounding. So many of you seem to care more about whether your underwear looks clean than whether it IS clean. What for? Making a good first impression?
Dirty underwear looks disgusting because it IS disgusting. Camouflaging it doesn't make it less disgusting. Sounds as though the optimal garment for some of you would be a random pattern of brown and yellow, cut in a way that alternately keeps your penis in place and then twirls it like a baton.
Do your laundry, and keep yourself clean.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||04/17/2012|
Doesn't washing your asshole dry it out? I heard you are only supposed to rinse your butt with water and not use soap.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||04/17/2012|
No matter how
You shake and dance
The last two drops
Go in your pants.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||04/17/2012|
My god, how much and how messily are you shitting that this is such an issue?!?!
|by Anonymous||reply 55||04/17/2012|
It's NOT on View, honey-bunch. But in general, I just wash the fucking things! GOD
|by Anonymous||reply 58||04/18/2012|
Has anyone tried the subtle Butt - Fart Absorbing Pads You Stick To Your Underpants?
Do they work?
|by Anonymous||reply 61||04/18/2012|
Subtle Butt could well salvage my social life. I can't eat a bite of food before I'm harrowingly gassy. Beano was a heartbreaking letdown.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||04/18/2012|
Ancient Chinese Secret!
|by Anonymous||reply 63||04/18/2012|
Warm water with Kirkland (Costco) liquid detergent and a scoop of Oxyclean. Wash the whites separately and do not overload the washer. Clean as a whistle and they will stay white.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||04/18/2012|
Dirty cunts need to be stopped bare in public!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||04/19/2012|
R7's link makes me want to never share a washer/dryer with a female ever again.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||04/19/2012|
R65 is right. OxyClean (OxiClean?) is the answer. I don't use Costco detergent but I use OxiClean and it gets pretty much everything out of white clothes without damaging the fibers like clorine bleach. It even takes out underarm stains.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||04/19/2012|
How? Easily. I have always worn tighty-whities and like them. Never thought much about skid marks or pee drops, nature happens. I wear a fresh pair daily 'tho. Always have. Maybe it has to do with cleanliness and how you were raised, what you were taught. Clean underwear just makes sense to me. Mine used goes into the pillow case with the shirts and sheets and the local laundry and always comes back clean and white. No prob.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||04/19/2012|
Some of us would rather know how dirty our underwear is, make sure it is cleaned as well as possible, and replace it when evidently necessary than to walk around with the same degree of stains hidden by color.
In other words one doesn't have less stain simply because the underwear is colored.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||04/19/2012|
Goddamnit, why did I read this thread?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||04/19/2012|
It's a Shitty thread
|by Anonymous||reply 73||04/19/2012|
I've never had this problem, I've only heard about it in comedy skits. I guess the threat title attracts like, but surely I'm not the only one with an immaculate bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||04/19/2012|
"In other words one doesn't have less stain simply because the underwear is colored."
One would think that even the simplest mind would grasp this concept.
Whoever said gay men were neat and fastidious obviously hasn't read this (disgusting) thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||04/19/2012|
So, what's good advice if you dribble a lot other than investing in a bidet? (Female here).
|by Anonymous||reply 79||04/19/2012|
"dabbing" your piss-slit with toilet paper is the MARYest thing I've ever heard. You people are fucking ridiculous.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||04/19/2012|
[quote] You people are fucking ridiculous.
And vice versa.
Deeply disturbing that people have such severe problems and are concerned only with concealing them, rather than solving them.
I do wonder whether R70, who hates it "when [he] yank[s] a guy's pants down, tug[s] on his underwear and see[s] skid-marks would be happier seeing a (stained?) square of toilet paper fluttering out of his trick's butt, or, worse, plopping, sodden, to the floor.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||04/19/2012|
Put a cork in it!!
|by Anonymous||reply 82||04/19/2012|
Unlike you, R83, I'm not so lazy that I flip blobs of shit into my bathtub.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||04/19/2012|
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||04/19/2012|
My stools just aren't that gooey. It comes out, I wipe and that's it
|by Anonymous||reply 88||04/19/2012|
I have this vision of the waning hours of the White Party, early Sunday morning.
Revelers lapsing into Ketamine fueled comas, falling to the dance floor, crushing their glittery angel or fairy wings while losing control of all bodily functions, soiling themselves.
Friends scatter to the four corners, security calls in the Hazmat team and one cell phone video becomes an internet sensation.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||04/19/2012|
R83 How do you shower your hole off when you have to poop at work or in a public space?
|by Anonymous||reply 90||04/19/2012|
Good question R90.
There are so many ridiculous responses on this thread, the most egregious being the queen who didn't think people still wore tighty whiteys and was surprised that they're even being manufactured now. What a moron.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||04/19/2012|
R91, it might be eye-opening to culture your bidet.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||04/20/2012|
Another vote for OxiClean. For recalcitrant stains including yellow underarm stains soak the affected garment in a solution of OxiClean and hot water. Let it soak overnight, then wash with your usual detergent.
Also try Biz-- it's available in a powder or liquid and works very well on stains of all kinds as well as yellowing cotton clothes and linens. People who work with vintage and antique textiles use it to clean cotton pieces that have oxidized. Cotton degrades over time so that even clean cotton textiles that have been stored in closets or linen cupboards will oxidize, eventually turning that unattractive dark yellow.
Do not use Clorox or other chlorine bleaches on yellowing cotton-- chlorine bleach will make the yellowing worse.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||04/20/2012|
Have you heard about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||04/20/2012|
R99 Pics or it didn't happen
|by Anonymous||reply 100||04/20/2012|
Tears at the corners of my eyes and cramped stomach muscles -- I am laughing so hard at this ridiculous thread!
DataLounge at it's funniest in awhile.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||04/20/2012|
The ones walking around with dirty drawers are our super-sophisticated, ultra-hip urban sisters. They're too busy and too self important to wipe their asses properly, and even if they did, they don't have washers or dryers in their 4000.00/month studio walkups, so they have to haul their filthy, 4 times worn underpants to the nearest coin-up 5 blocks away
|by Anonymous||reply 103||04/20/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 104||04/20/2012|
Um... Just a curious laundry-related question for american dataloungers:
Australian here. Whenever I get the odd skidmark (rarely) or pee stain (more frequently) on my white - or grey - cotton briefs or boxer briefs, I just give the effected area a quick spritz with some pre-wash unstainer (I use. Sards - ccommonly available brand here at most supermarkets). Let everything sit ten or twenty minutes to let whatever chemicals involved get to work penetrating the problem - then wash as normal. If it's a load of whites - then usually a warm or hot wash.
Presto! All stains gone :)
Same stuff good for sweaty ring around the collar, grass or dirt - salad dressing or pasta sauce spillage - all the usual garden variety stains (I'm pretty clumsy - always spilling food on my shirts!)
Anyway - didn't ever see similar product on sale in the US when I've been there - and most American friends looked at me uncomprehendingly when I asked about it. My last trip there, I ended up taking some with me! Can't get by without it on laundry day (and rather than the pump spray bottle, the sane brand I use here does a pre-wash stick version that resembles a deodorant stick - and I think it's even more effective)
Just can't u understand why you guys don't seem to have it or that it hadn't caught on - especially given the enormous supermarket/grocery stores you have and the huge range of stuff on offer (my god! The variety of ice cream alone is mind- boggling!).
Trust me guys - sure beats walking around all day with waded up toilet paper wedged in your butt...
|by Anonymous||reply 105||04/20/2012|
There is a similar product in the U.S. and Canada, R105. It's called Resolve and it's available in most supermarkets. It comes as both a spray and a stick.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||04/20/2012|
I wonder where the yellow went when you scrubbed your ass with pepsodent
|by Anonymous||reply 112||04/22/2012|
Educational and hygiene levels are declining too. I wonder whether this is a coincidence.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||05/01/2012|
Well, R115, if they're white, the odds are that he won't have much use for them after getting out of prison.
How did you happen to get access to his undies during his unfortunate detainment?
|by Anonymous||reply 116||05/01/2012|
What size are we talking about? Had they been washed?
|by Anonymous||reply 119||05/01/2012|
I haven't had skid marks since I was a very young child. Why don't you people know basic hygiene? Christ, you are all a bunch of fucking pigs.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||05/01/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 127||05/01/2012|
Op, is this a Depends moment for you? Strap on that sucker and live prosperously. Just don't bring your stinky ass this way!
|by Anonymous||reply 129||05/01/2012|
Buy cheap drawers for everyday use. Save the expensive glamour-puss designs for weekends and special occasions.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||05/01/2012|
You can wipe and wipe until you are immaculate. .. It's those jucy farts while walking down the street that take their toll. It's what they call "oily discharge:.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||05/02/2012|
So *everyone* gets a tiny bit of poo residue coming out later in the day, long after they finished taking a dump and properly wiping?
I thought it was just me! Whew!
|by Anonymous||reply 136||05/02/2012|
Who has time to "step into the shower" every time they take a dump!? You can't be serious. What do you do at work or in public??
|by Anonymous||reply 139||05/02/2012|
[quote]I shit at home. Glad I have better control over my bowels than you.
Huh? Shitting in an involuntary, autonomic function. You do not consciously control when you have to shit. Otherwise, OBVIOUSLY, I'd choose to always do it at home also and there'd be no need for public bathrooms.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||05/02/2012|
I stand up when I wipe. I never knew there was any other way until one time my ex and I were watching TV and something came on that made him say, "OMG HE WIPES STANDING UP!? EWWWW!" Then the wheels in my head started turning and I realized maybe I've been doing it wrong all these years? How the hell can you possibly wipe your ass sitting down? Does not compute.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||05/02/2012|
Oh, here we go ….. LOL!
|by Anonymous||reply 146||05/02/2012|
I get turned on by guys who wear white undies because I know how incredibly difficult/next to impossible they are to keep white. It's like they're a freak of nature...not human. They mustn't ever go to the bathroom.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||05/03/2012|
I wear mine over my diapers so I won't soil them. A prolapsed anus can be a bitch sometimes. And no, it's not a good idea to prelube when no action will take place anyway.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||05/03/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 152||05/04/2012|
I wonder what color underwear a certain authenticated poster was wearing the night he defiled a power room at an Austin, Texas residence, much to the host's chagrin and consternation.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||05/04/2012|
R153, was it, perhaps, a powder room, rather than a power room?
|by Anonymous||reply 154||05/04/2012|
A big cause of brown in back is when you unclench even momentarily to release some of the buildup in gas pressure. It's easy to extrude even small amount when the door is open. Although you may hold tight when you have a choice, there's always the moments when you have the sudden blow out from laughing or standing up too fast.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||05/05/2012|
[quote]A big cause of brown in back is when you unclench even momentarily to release some of the buildup in gas pressure.
That's a very good point.
Haven't we all suffered the heartbreak of realising that we gambled, and lost?
|by Anonymous||reply 157||05/05/2012|
[quote]P.S. to my [R69] -- I've a friend in Florida, a very jockey-short kind of guy, who often wears a bit of toilet paper folded into his ass to prevent skid-marks. He calls them "ponies." Hate it when I yank a guy's pants down, tug on his underwear and see skid-marks ... so I guess "ponies" stop stains.
But you're fine with seeing wadded up piece of toilet paper stuffed between his ass cheeks?
So fucking gross.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||05/05/2012|
poops are people too!
|by Anonymous||reply 159||05/05/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 161||05/24/2012|
Colored underwear may look cleaner than white underwear. But it isn't. Those stains are still there.
Appearance versus reality.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||05/24/2012|
Out of sight out of mind should not apply to piss and shit stains.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||05/24/2012|
People were wearing white underwear long before colored underwear came into vogue; same with sheets and bedding. You keep it clean with soap, water and bleach. And colored stuff still stains.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||05/24/2012|
You wash them with whites, when they finally turn gray, throw them out. Whats the problem?
|by Anonymous||reply 167||05/24/2012|
>Since I started taking four 1000mg capsules of fish oil a day, I have the cleanest poops of my life.
Oh, goody, another form of prelubing!
|by Anonymous||reply 169||05/24/2012|
Everyday for me R170. And the bathroom is on the opposite side of the building so you have to do this "walk of shame" back and forth as you pass all of the open cubicles.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||05/24/2012|
1 or 2 dumps a day is normal.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||05/24/2012|
This woman should have worn dark underwear and dark pants.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||05/24/2012|
This was about underwear but I've known normal sized people who poop three times a day. What causes that?
|by Anonymous||reply 174||05/24/2012|
I do not live a controlled regulated life. I often shit 3 or 4 times a day.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||05/24/2012|
There was a 600lb woman on Dr. Phil the other day who eats 30,000 calories a day. I wonder what the inside of *her* panties look like?
|by Anonymous||reply 179||05/24/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 180||05/24/2012|
Some people shit out everything they eat within an hour or so. Not me, thankfully. But I have a few friends who do.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||05/24/2012|
R179 More skid marks than the Daytona Speedway.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||05/24/2012|
Because white people don't eat hot sauce and know how to bake not just fry
|by Anonymous||reply 186||02/07/2013|
Well I Enjoy Sniffing Shot Stains on Sexy Black boys underwear because Their assholes themselves usually are too repulsively rank
|by Anonymous||reply 188||02/07/2013|
""Scrape off any dried or crusted discharge from the fabric using a scraping tool."
I never want to share a washing machine with a female again."
Can't your figure out what most of the oozing vagine secretions, causing the "crusted discharge," is? JIZZ, dearie.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||02/07/2013|
There must be some kind of laser or vaporizer to blast your stained underpants...
|by Anonymous||reply 192||02/07/2013|
“One Last Drip In My UTrou Syndrome” can be permanently cured surgically. This procedure is not particularly onerous, and, except for the overly squeamish customer, does not even require local anesthesia. It’s just a quick prick to your dick. Next time you visit with your MD, simply inquire about a nose hair transplant. Sniffle.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||05/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 194||10/23/2013|
I have discovered that when you eat and drink liquids, you poop and pee. So I don't do it anymore.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||10/23/2013|
I pride myself on my skidmark-less briefs.
I never have to worry when I shuck them off for sex with a partner.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||10/23/2013|
Well, fellas here post on Craigslist wanting $50 for urine and cum stained white briefs. I don't know if skidmarks are extra. They claim to be HS athletes of course. I don't know how or if the purchasers verify any of that...
|by Anonymous||reply 197||10/23/2013|
White underwear is a report card on your cleanliness.
Colored underwear hides all kinds of nasty horror stories.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||10/23/2013|
Well SMELL you!
|by Anonymous||reply 200||10/23/2013|
BUMP for "numero dos!"
|by Anonymous||reply 203||11/03/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 204||11/08/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 205||01/14/2014|
How can you train yourself to only go at home?
|by Anonymous||reply 207||01/14/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 208||01/15/2014|
You realize that whether they show the stains or not, your panties are still soiled. Better to see what you're dealing with, and know when they're clean.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||01/15/2014|
Why the obsession with stains? Gross
|by Anonymous||reply 210||01/16/2014|
Clean white briefs with a hint of musk drive me crazy!
|by Anonymous||reply 211||01/16/2014|
How about changing underwear daily? Use personal wipes after using toilet paper. Or you can go on being the slob you are.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||01/16/2014|
The anus does not have the best design...
|by Anonymous||reply 214||01/16/2014|
Comet or Softscrub
|by Anonymous||reply 216||01/16/2014|
Use Charlie's Soap and Borax. Whiter whites. I love Charlie's Soap.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||01/16/2014|
R3 ended the thread already, ladies, go back to your regularly scheduled programming.
|by Anonymous||reply 218||01/16/2014|
If the question is explicit - the answer is - shirt on top, boxers or briefs in the middle, and socks on the bottom.
If the question is - "how do you keep white underwear white" - the answer is - by avoiding chemicals that stain.
1. Never use chlorine breach for loads of white cotton or cotton/polyester underwear. Use an oxygen bleach and warm, (not hot or cold) water for every load. 2. Pre-treat organic stains - (urine/feces)with a product like Shout. 3. Have your water tested for hardness and iron. Iron plus chlorine produces stains that are usually yellow (very light orange). Hard water plus iron plus chlorine produces stains that are grey (very light black). 4. Don't mix white cotton underwear with other fabrics or colors. Cotton will absorb dyes that bleed from other clothing.
Remove yellow stains from just-washed but not dried cotton using the 3 soaks method in a PLASTIC pail: - dilute solution of 1/4 c vinegar in 1 gallon HOT water, add clothes and soak for 3 hours. Converts hard minerals to soluble salts and breaks down many organic dyes. - rinse well with warm water - dilute solution of 1 qt hydrogen peroxide in 1 gallon HOT water, add clothes and soak for 3 hours. Cheap, strong, oxygen bleach. - rinse well with warm water If yellowing remains, hang in sunlight until dry. If not white enough: - dilute solution of CLR or Iron-Out per the label directions in 1 gallon HOT water, add clothes and soak for 3 hours. Removes iron stains. - rinse with warm waterm then and run through a wash cycle using just Oxiclean or another oxygen bleach - but NO detergent.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||04/08/2014|
R219: Madge, from the Palmolive commercials.
|by Anonymous||reply 220||04/08/2014|
This thread is racist. OF COURSE white people can wear underwear. Why wouldn't they be able to??
|by Anonymous||reply 222||04/08/2014|
Ah...you wash whites with whites.
|by Anonymous||reply 223||04/08/2014|
I always steam clean my anus in the morning!
|by Anonymous||reply 228||05/02/2014|
dont do it
|by Anonymous||reply 229||05/20/2014|
OP, keep yourself clean. The underwear will take care of itself.
|by Anonymous||reply 230||05/20/2014|
Hot, honey colored skin latinos with asses that wont quick should wear nothing but white briefs
|by Anonymous||reply 231||05/20/2014|
Boxer briefs only. No briefs.
|by Anonymous||reply 232||05/20/2014|
Years ago most underwear was white for males and females , and laundry was boiled , that's bed linen which was white , and most ever .ything else . these days things are multi-coloured ...........
|by Anonymous||reply 233||06/01/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 234||06/10/2014|
Tiety whites are for little boys.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||06/10/2014|
[all posts by tedious troll removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 236||06/10/2014|
[quote]Tiety whites are for little boys
Little boys hoo kant spell?
|by Anonymous||reply 237||06/10/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 238||11/03/2014|
Very carefully...many take care of them by various means...special cleaning solutions...baking soda...spray and wash forms of pre-treaters...many women use panty liners...I'm a guy...and I take special care to wipe especially carefully, using water where necessary...I only throw out approximately 50-60 pairs a year...and I wear clean white briefs pretty much every day...and I do have lots of both briefs and boxer briefs...so I won't run out of clean underwear any time soon...
|by Anonymous||reply 239||11/26/2014|
What's the best brand of underwear to buy? I'm sick of buying CK. I think the quality of the cotton has gone downhill in the last decade or so. Any favorite brands?
|by Anonymous||reply 240||11/26/2014|
I have my anus shaved so no cling ons.
When at home I use the bidet to flush my hole after a dump.
When not at home I use a bottle of water & just put it gently into my anus flushing the waste over the toilet.
I've never had any issues with my underwear. & my hole is always fresh.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||11/26/2014|
We are so happy for you and your fresh hole, dear
|by Anonymous||reply 242||11/26/2014|
Wear grey, dude
|by Anonymous||reply 243||11/26/2014|
Cotton is out. Spandex and stretch fabrics are in. See Under Armour boxer jocks.
|by Anonymous||reply 244||11/26/2014|
I like right white underwear it makes me feel clean & fresh.
After having a shit & flushing, I take some toilet paper and dip in the fresh toilet water and clean my anus.
If I know I'm going to be out for the day I will wet some paper towels & keep them in a zip lock bag & use to wash my anus.
Plus my diet almost vegetarian means that my suns is always smelling nice & clean. Give up meat. & you will see how wonderful your hole smells
|by Anonymous||reply 245||11/26/2014|
Man you bitches are all crazy
|by Anonymous||reply 246||11/27/2014|
This the truth: White men prefer white underwear because it makes their pasty white skin appear a little less radioactive.
The rest of us wear colored underwear because we CAN, yet we look good in white as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 247||11/27/2014|
This is why I wear leopard print underwear. I like to keep my tricks guessing.
|by Anonymous||reply 248||11/27/2014|
My brand new energy efficient front loading Westinghouse washer has a skidmark cycle that keeps all of my white shorts fresh and pretty.
|by Anonymous||reply 249||11/27/2014|
just put duct tape on your anus
|by Anonymous||reply 250||11/28/2014|
Yes, there is a secret.......
|by Anonymous||reply 251||11/28/2014|
LOL@ R248 !
|by Anonymous||reply 252||11/28/2014|
Don't be gross, dudes
|by Anonymous||reply 253||11/28/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 254||11/28/2014|
I don't mind scrubbing my butthole immaculately clean, but the ironing is a pain in the ass!
|by Anonymous||reply 255||11/29/2014|
has anyone tried using the Shark steam cleaner on their anus??
|by Anonymous||reply 256||11/29/2014|
When I know I'm going to be part of a Mandingo Gang Bang, I know I have to clean deep as the big dicks will make to the deep recesses of my colon.
I use a toilet brush with some soap & water.
It feels good & you know no shit will make an appearance.
I've been bottoming for over 53 yrs and I've never had a problem & am often complemented on how clean my hole is & smells fresh
|by Anonymous||reply 257||11/29/2014|
You nasty, dude
|by Anonymous||reply 258||12/14/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 259||01/27/2015|
If you're not prepared for wearing white underwear, you'll not get rimmed.
|by Anonymous||reply 260||01/27/2015|
|by Anonymous||reply 261||05/05/2015|
I mainly wear white briefs, and yes, you wipe your butt well, and Wash your clothes, they come through clean.
|by Anonymous||reply 262||05/05/2015|
Bleach is ok but can yellow after a while, I use vinegar on whites and it dose amazing and and never leaves a smell ether
|by Anonymous||reply 263||06/23/2015|
How many doses of ether did you take before you posted that comment?
|by Anonymous||reply 264||06/23/2015|
wash them....and your asshole too. duh squared?!
|by Anonymous||reply 265||06/23/2015|
"Semen is such a persistent stain."
|by Anonymous||reply 266||06/23/2015|
I turn my whites inside out after a week or so.
|by Anonymous||reply 267||06/23/2015|