Waiter at the IHop

I'll be fresh and fruity with him.

He should be working as a fucking escort, and I should be calling him tonight.

DAMN!

Where is this IHOP and what time does that guy's shift end?

Look at Eunice checking out that ass in the background

He should be in Downton Abbey.

Yummy!

Where is this ihop?

Ay dios mio!

Others are debatable - but that IHOP boy, there's a star.

He is waiting tables at an IHOP? How waffle!

Yum, I'll take him a-la-mode.

I'll have it with sausage please!

I'll bet he's the only waiter in IHOP history to get $40 tips on $8 meals.

That really is absurd he is waiting tables at IHOP.

As you said with those looks if he has any charm and work ethic he could easily be making big bucks at a high-end restaurant or bar.

Or as a model.

If this man has to work at IHop clearly the terrorist have won.

Damn, the economy really is in the shitter... or perhaps the Ihop is the most upscale establishment in his hometown.

Witness protection program.

I'd like s short stack of that.

Guys, there are proles like that everywhere. You need to get out more. He has no idea how anyone in New York with those looks could make more than $10 an hour.

What the HELL is a guy who looks like that doing working at an IHOP? What a waste. OP, where was this? The only explanation I can think of is that it's in some godforsaken remote hinterland like North Dakota or somewhere like that where the options for employment are extremely limited.

I see some cakes I'd like to eat! Yowza!!!

R12 Contrary to popular belief, not every good looking person lives in a big city, and IHOP may be as good as it gets in his town.

OP is a fucking creep.

I live in LA, so I'm used to seeing hot guys, models/actors/waiters everywhere. But I travel a lot to the Midwest, for work, and I'm always amazed at the amazing looking guys there, in small towns, that have no idea of their hotness (unlike here, where they know how to exploit it). A couple times, I've even mentioned it,from a career standpoint - like head to NY, or LA, and you could do well . Sometimes , they look at me like I'm crazy, or coming on to them, and it's then that I realize that the smart, and / or ambitious ones, are the ones you do see in LA / NY, and the others stay cute, and dumb, in their tiny hamlets.

While I don't know this for sure, I'm going to assume that he's the victim of some designing woman who put holes in the condom, so he had to stay in that town and marry her because she got pregnant and he's working at IHop to support her expanding girth and his child. Because it is a small town, IHop is his best option and offers a good medical insurance plan. I am assuming that they're living in her parents' basement until they can get on their feet. All of his friends have moved away, so he spends time working out and beating off because his wife is mean and fat.

OP, what iHop is this at, please?

If you don't want to say the city, a state would suffice.

He's Mormon.

IHOP offers health insurance? Funny.

It seems like a rather nice package.

"It seems like a rather nice package."

I presume you are not referring to the waiter.

r28 Good for them. I never would have guessed.

[quote]then that I realize that the smart, and / or ambitious ones, are the ones you do see in LA / NY, and the others stay cute, and dumb, in their tiny hamlets.

I don't doubt that they're ambitious, but considering 99.9% of them will never be famous and many of them will have to submit to informal prostitution for a walk-on role, I highly doubt they're smarter.

That took some mighty tight angling, r24, making it all some female's fault that he works at IHOP.

Let's start a campaign to get this guy a modeling contract! Maybe we can send this to a blog and they'll conduct a search for him.

I am serious, y'all!

Start a Facebook page on him R33.

Grand Slam him!

Gosh this thread is filled with trolls and elders. You must not get hot cock to be soo fey and fawning over every dick you see. He aight. But relax, your making me re-think the gay. I swear, ugh, you trolls aren't the representation for all of us. Some actually have hot cocks, and don't need 2 stock waiters at frickin IHOP, who the fuck eats at ihop except fatties, and future fatties once the metabolism bitch slaps you? hmm

R36's mixing "Gosh" and "He aight" and "soo fey and fawning" and "you trolls aren't the [italic]representation[/italic] for all of us" and "frickin" and "your making me re-think the gay" and "I swear, ugh."

That's quite the linguistic jumble. I fully expected a "Gee willikers" paired with a "true dat."

I hope R36 will learn to spell when he grows up.

Nice vein on his arm going.

He's probably just a college kid working part time while in school.

He probably has no clue how hot he is.

I picture OP to be a dead ringer for Marcus Bachmann.

How amusing that the troll r36 is a troll- said the same thing on the Patrick Wilson thread.

R36 is an immature straight female like Taylor Vakser.

I'd ask him to put a pubic hair in my Coke. Alas, he probably doesn't have any...

On a somewhat related "cutie at a food sales establishment" note, is the subject of various DL threads, Phillip of the cheese department of Formaggio Kitchen in Cambridge, Massachusetts, still working there? He supposedly had a legendary bubble butt.

Go to LA or NY and do what? Be a prostitute or poor as shit with no family or friends around? It was nice being hot when I was younger (wish I'd appreciated it more) but I wasn't just handed $150,000 jobs.

Holy shit! That's one of the hottest waiters I've ever seen, period. I usually don't share the same tastes as people who post guys they know who are hot, but this is a rare exception. That guy has a cute face and amazing body...what the hell is he doing working at IHOP (other than making a shitload in tips)?

OP, was he foreign? I'm willing to bet he's Eastern European.

I'd have left him a huge tip too. Maybe he's on model mayhem?

I'll take him with whipped cream and a cherry on top.

Omg, gorgeous!

He must be REALLY dumb. If you are young and pretty and a waiter at IHOP, you are missing some brain cells.

Many celebrities have worked as waiters, so shut up.

[quote]That really is absurd he is waiting tables at IHOP.

[quote]What the HELL is a guy who looks like that doing working at an IHOP? What a waste

What do you think he should be doing instead... whoring? Modeling for underwear?

Other than those professions, I can't think of many other jobs where looks alone is the sole criterion.

R41, he plucks his eyebrows and rolls up his shirt sleeves so he knows.

Love his bicep.

Please tell me R36 was a parody post, and that there isn't someone that completely stupid and douchey and inept actually posting on this thread...

[quote]That took some mighty tight angling, [R24], making it all some female's fault that he works at IHOP.

You don't have a lot of experience in small backwaters and towns do you?

It's not uncommon.

R58, she's been trolling for awhile now. Very easily identifiable.

OP, where'd you find this?

Well, we stopped by a local bakery the other day. I wish I had gotten a pic of the guy who waited on us.

Dark hair, and eyes. Hairy as all hell. And hotter than hot.

I'd kill for a cushy regular job like that!

In what city does he work?

Facebook page:

So Joe, where'd you take that photo (IF you took that photo)?

Nope, wasn't me that took the picture. I just created the Facebook page.

Why is it strange that a really cute guy is working at a IHOP?

Is no one going to mention that IHop guy's picture was taken "under cover" from behind a kid's stroller? OP is a frau.

The kid's probably just a starving college student working for some extra spending money. Lots of cute guys in college towns work part time. If you ever went to college you'd know this is a VERY common sight.

Not every good looking person is interested in getting a one way ticket to Hollywood to sell their souls for a shot at fame.

Could he be an IHOP executive filming an episode of Undercover Boss?

hawt!

r36 = the unimpressed woman near his ass cheek in the background

Joseph Jones! You're quite a slam dunk yourself!

I agree you're really hot yourself, Joseph Jones (though your leather Members Only jacket in your profile pic is hipster-douchey).

He looks a bit like a younger version of porn actor Antton Harri.

[quote] The only explanation I can think of is that it's in some godforsaken remote hinterland like North Dakota or somewhere like that where the options for employment are extremely limited.

Bad example. People are flocking to North Dakota now for its unfilled jobs.

Sorry, I don't date pancake waiters.

Dan Futterman is waiting tables? I thought his career was going well.

I haven't been to an IHop in years but if they have waiters like this, I may have to go out for pancakes now and then.

Oh dear god, r77. The IHOP waiter is only about a zillion times hotter than Dan Futterman could ever dream of being.

....

Maybe he was just finishing out his last two weeks after signing on with Bel Ami.

Bitches, we made Queerty!

VERY cool, R82! But, am I the only one who thought he was brunette? Or, in the very least, a very light brown?

Well he's a lot better than that fat NASCAR guy in the other thread.

R84, at 6 feet and 85 pounds, has a SERIOUS eating disorder

Are you fat, r85?

Oh shit, you've got that stalking creep Damon Kruezer in that Facebook group. Expect a lawsuit and a restraining order about 10 seconds after Hot Waiter is tracked down.

The comments following the Queerty piece are not very complimentary, as most of those folks find that posting the picture it creepy.

Not hardly, R86, but maybe you should see a doctor about your eating disorder.

This is why I Love Us

Bitches, I found him and I know his name. Since we've already gone a bit overboard with the this, I'll omit it and post this picture. He lives in Indiana and is beginning a bodybuilding career. This is from Youtube. I may post the video later if I can edit out his name.

That doesn't look like him at ALL!

Um, gross. He was cute in the first photo, but that overworked, dehydrated body is just awful. Now I guess we know why he's working at the IHOP.

Yes, it does look just like him in the face.

Does anyone else find that the posting pictures of private citizens taken without the subject's permission to be a little gauche?

I don't think that's him.

It sort of looks like him. And you really can't tell from a bodybuilder's competition photos. After they have dieted down and prepared for the show they usually look like shit and not like they usually do.

If that is him as a body builder, I'm no longer interested. The fake tan and shaved till he's raw look does nothing for me. I'm still not 100% sure it is him but he does seem to have the cleft chin but the pic at the IHOP os just sooo much better...

Where are his nipples?

That really does seem to be the same guy. The yellow bodybuilder's make-up is fugly.

This is all over the interwebs now, and because of the DL

I wonder if he's gone into hiding.

I don't think he's attractive.

[quote]This is all over the interwebs now, and because of the DL

What makes you think it started here?

He looks better with clothes on.

Because after it was here it went to Queerty.

The pitcure was originally posted on "Tap That Guy" last month.

What's the closest major airport to Merrillville, Indiana, or does one have to use Greyhound?

Well this would be the location then. It's near Chicago.

It's only thirty miles from Chicago; he could drive into the city and make ten times as much bartending at Sidetrack or Minibar.

Salvatore says he is married in the comments.

How tragic that in America straight men who make the mistake of marrying are bound for life to their wives with no avenue of escape.

Is it this guy?

After seeing R113's vid I don't think the bodybuilder is IHop guy. The BB has a much pointier, sharper nose.

yeah, very close resemblance though

That's him. The lighting is weird and he's wearing self-tanner.

He seems homophobic based on his comments at R107.

Too bad it's not this Anzalone

I don't get that, but I think he's a bit freaked out by it, which is understandable.

Hope he gets a great modelling gig out of it.

Here's his facebook

It's the same guy. The OP's pic is a profile pic and some guys are really beautiful in profile and really different looking full-on.

The illusion is destroyed. Bodybuilding pics are really ugly. And for your information, you can in fact be in great shape and still be ugly.

Body builders look very different when they aren't training like crazy for an upcoming competition. This guy is likely just as adorable in person as he is in his pic working at IHOP.

looks like they're "shaklee" distributors, at the link. I saw on another post that Sal had said he only uses Shaklee products, this must be their "storefront"

[all posts by tedious troll]

Never let it be said that you bitches aren't good. In four short days you found out who he is, where he lives and a host of other info all from a random photo. I'm surprised we haven't gotten cock size and whether or not he hangs left or right. Either way, kudos boys. You are all the world's greatest detectives.

[quote]Never let it be said that you bitches aren't good.

Agreed! Awesome R107 who found the original photo source, R113 who found the YouTube video that ID'd him, and R120 who found his Facebook page should be awarded lifetime membership and raised to DL Jealous Bitches Level VIII. Good work all. Tammy Cruise chaste cheek smooch and salute!

Forget the pancakes, I want a bowl of his man chowder.

All that now remains is for darling Salvatore to be rescued from his heartbreaking hetrosexualist nightmare, relocated to the Sling Wing, and strapped down.

Forget the entendres, I want his cock in me!

R124: Yes, who needs modeling and escort gigs when one can climb the pyramid of Shaklee?

[quote]Mansion in San Francisco Sells for $33 Million

[quote]The unlisted San Francisco mansion of the late philanthropist and art patron Dodie Rosekrans has sold in a deal for $33 million.

[quote]The 17,000-square-foot Pacific Heights home was purchased through a limited-liability company by Sloan and Roger Barnett from the estate of Ms. Rosekrans, who died last November at the age of 91. Her late husband was toy tycoon and sugar-fortune heir John N. Rosekrans Jr. Ms. Barnett is the daughter of billionaire George L. Lindemann; Mr. Barnett is chief executive of health-supplement maker Shaklee. The Barnetts, whose new house is next door to that of Oracle's Larry Ellison, have also sold their old home, a block away from the Rosekrans home, in a private deal for $23.5 million.

[quote]The Barnetts in July sold their Manhattan townhouse for $48 million. Malin Giddings and Max Armour of TRI Coldwell Banker represented the Rosekrans estate and David Shepardson of the same firm was involved.

Let's fuck him OVER

[quote]Let's fuck him OVER

Why?

I confess: when I saw him dehydrated and trowelled in fake tan in the video, and heard him share his prosaic dreams in that hard-on-the-ear voice, my own dreams died a little.

How can put I put this gently: someone from Indiana won't be Learjetting to Aspen this month. Or summering in the Hamptons.

Does that make me shallow?

He keeps posting he's "happily married" and "doesn't want to be on this site". Sounds annoying.

That's why he's still at iHop. Success in life is all about recognising opportunity when it presents itself.

If Sal doesn't like the attention, then maybe this security guard in Madrid will appreciate it more. HOT AS HELL!

Waiter at the IHop, please don't flee

The door is locked, just you and me

It's no fun anymore. Cute, built guy is one thing - into bodybuilding shows is another.

He obviously does not like or enjoy the attention. I think if he asked to be removed from that site they should have honored his wishes but it's too late now.

Bet he quits or loses the IHOP job.

Where is he making posts?

R137 The link doesnt work.

TO upper Post. On the tapthatguy post, apparently thats where the pic originated from.

"Bitches, we made Queerty!"

You're excited because a couple of hack illiterate web queens stole a non-news story from a wacko gossip website?

Really stupid.

[Quote]You're excited because a couple of hack illiterate web queens stole a non-news story from a wacko gossip website?

Dear, I don't think you understand DL's pecking order on the web.

At least he not be too fat

He won't be there long.

There was a HOTTIE MODEL TYPE behind the deli counter at EREWHON, an LA health food store (think WHOLE FOODS.)

I never saw so many people making mindless small talk with him about salmon salad in my life.

I don't see him there anymore. I bet a really rich gay movie director or producer came in and ordered him to go!

"Oh shit, you've got that stalking creep Damon Kruezer in that Facebook group."

OMG, I thought that pathetic old hag had offed himself.

He only has 98 "friends" and half of them are porn sluts.

What a sad old phag.

Sorry, but the guy has to have some serious issues if he's working at IHOP (one of the unhealthiest restaurants there is, even though he's a bodybuilder) and involved in a get-rich-quick scheme (vitamin supplements?).

EIGHT pages of this? Are any of you boys actually getting laid???

He has a slightly prominent brow of a steroid user in that first picture. That maakes sense now that I know he's a body builder.

no, I"m not getting laid

"Dear, I don't think you understand DL's pecking order on the web."

I do know that anything clever that's typed her gets lifted by lazy queen "journalists" and relentlessly self-promoting shitty "authors."

He is balding! Do not want.

why? bald is masculine

R24 [italic] NAILED [/italic]. I can SO see that.

Whatever. As suggested above, this whole topic makes me regret all the more that documentation wasn't available for Philip at Formaggio Kitchen.

Whatever. This whole topic makes me regret all the more that documentation wasn't available for Philip at Formaggio Kitchen.

[quote]Where is he making posts?

[all posts by tedious troll]

R157 Duh. Scroll down. Comment 3 is apparently from him. There's another one further down.

I can't believe this thread is 8 pages long. Do you people EVER get out?

"hello this is salvatore and I am happily married not sure y im posted on this site but I would like to not be thank u"

I say, STFU Salvatore. You're lucky to be getting any attention at all.

R159, Duh yourself bitch. I was just giving R140 the link.

Further down he says, "please take this picture down this is creepy and don't ever ask me to be ur waiter i AM HAPPILY married and don't want my picture posted all over the internet. this is creepy. take it down!" I kinda feel sorry for the guy.

R162 = not quite the sharpest tool in the shed.

Salvatore=Abbondanza!

Some jerk linked his photo to Google so if you do a Google Map search for Ihop in Merrillville, IN you get his photo.

That's pretty cruel. This was fun for a little while but some people don't know where to draw the line.

oh,he's so hot and cute!Want him to fuck me!

He now sounds painfully and deeply stupid.

"He now sounds painfully and deeply stupid."

...which makes this ensemble stalking all the more evil.

HOLY FUCK, R137!

Hottest. Guy. Ever.

He is hotter.

"hello this is salvatore and I am happily married not sure y im posted on this site but I would like to not be thank u"

I say, STFU Salvatore. You're lucky to be getting any attention at all.

It's an interesting debate. Normally, I would agree that it's creepy for anyone to post a photo of a waiter taken while he's in the middle of his shift, for the express purpose of allowing a bunch of queens to salivate over the guy. But, in this case, does it make a difference that the guy is a competitive builder and therefore in the public eye? Would the guy be upset if someone posted a photo of him at a bodybuilding competition on a gay-interest site, and ask for it to be taken down? Is a completely different situation because this photo was taken while he was in the middle of a shift at IHOP?

When you view him in the video, there's no doubt he wants to show as much skin as possible. If the judges had allowed it, he probably would have worn a thong. He doesn't seem to bright. The only thing he has going for him is great shoulders and biceps.

It was an anonymous picture. Someone did detective work and found out where he lives, a YouTube video and his Facebook account. He's being stalked.

I don't blame the guy for freaking out.

>He doesn't seem to bright.

Oh, dear.

Oops! I meant, he doesn't seam two brite.

His time came , and passed . He was buring up DL for a brief period , all because of 1 nice photo - there were thousands out there willing to help get him out of the House Of Pancakes, and into modeling, acting, (escorting ?), and set him on a career path. But he declined all offers, and indeed, told us all to leave him alone, that he didn't want any of 'us' to get near him. So now, he's still waiting tables, doing amateur body building , and living in Merrillville, IN.

Oh the lost possibilities......................................................................................

Which shows, I think, an unsuspected bit of wisdom on his part.

bump!

So is hottie waiter still at IHOP or doing more with his life these days?

Maybe he's moved up to The Olive Garden.

he beats the pants off of Alex

I hope he's stripping.

What city is he in again? I may need to do a road trip...

Surely there must be some bb photos of him by now.

I didn't go back and check the links on this thread, but from what I recall, the other photos of him weren't as attractive or radiant as the IHOP pic.

R185 Well, of course not ... there were no PANCAKES!

He's recently won a physique competition in Bradley, IL. Personal trainer and (whatever) "life coach."

Mormons.

On his Facebook page he lists as one of his job "Servent at Cooper's Hawk".

jobs

He's typical of the bodybuilders who aren't very bright. Ten years from now, he'll still be a "servent" in a chain restaurant.

At least Cooper's Hawk is an upscale venue, that is what was so weird to me, not that he was a server but that he was a server at IHOP!!!

Servers and Bartenders at elite restaurants can actually make a good income, with his looks that is where he belongs.

1. He's cuter in profile.

2. He shouldn't smile.

He could probably make some extra cash by escorting on the side.

You all must be stupid. Do you know how many goodlooking waiters/waitress there are?

Despite their claims of oppression, waitstaff work few days 3 days maybe four. They don't work long hours and they get paid well. Yes, it's hard work, you are on your feet, you get bitched at, but it gives you a lot of time off for your other job. Which a lot of times is acting or modeling. Those jobs require good looks.

[quote]they get paid well.

No doubt all those IHOP waiters can plan on early retirement.

[quote]Ten years from now, he'll still be a "servent" in a chain restaurant.

Ten years from now, half the 99% will be low-wage servants and the other half will be unemployed. Thanks Goldman Sachs!

Every now and then I used to eat lunch at an Uno's Pizza restaurant in the 'burbs. There was one waiter that was male model handsome and was very attentive and friendly to me. From that point on, I tipped 100% (i.e., $20 on a $20 total bill). Always left the tip in cash even if I charged my bill.

"From that point on, I tipped 100% (i.e., $20 on a $20 total bill)."

And how many blow jobs did that buy you? A fool and his money.

Okay, I'm about to burst the proverbial bubble for some of you. Seriously.

[quote] At least Cooper's Hawk is an upscale venue, that is what was so weird to me, not that he was a server but that he was a server at IHOP!!!

Not "server", R191. "Servent".

I wish he curvier at R199 wearing bikini-type thing. He's much prettier in the OP's link.

I was searching to see if anyone posted IHOP's change to IHOB and came across this post about the hot IHOP waiter.

I see that his identity was finally revealed, but when I googled his name, discovered that he died in November, 2016.

I can't find the cause, but I'm sure some of you can use your special powers.

As some posited, he did have a child and a girlfriend.

Damn, he died! And we missed it here!

I'm so disappointed in us DL.

Jesus God In Heaven, Why Did You Have To Kill Such Hot Snatch?

IHob.

HOLY CRAP! That's so sad. I'm verklempt.

Social media claims another victim.

JESUS CHRIST he had ten siblings? That still happens?

[quote]That still happens?

It's smalltown Indiana, going into flyover country is going backwards in time.

Damn! And just when IHOP switched to bb.

Very little shocks me, but I would be shocked if this guy I had never taken money for sex.

[quote]I can't find the cause, but I'm sure some of you can use your special powers

Let's be real, we all know it was a drug overdose.

The opioid epidemic has wiped out so many people like him.

R212 How do we not know it was not a heart attack from steroid abuse? Or a car accident? Or suicide?

Damn, I was wondering why such an old thread was bumped...

Drug overdoses are now the leading cause of death of someone in his age bracket r213. And a white guy in flyover country mysteriously dropping dead at his age, it is the first assumption.

Holy fuck, what a terrible way to die.

Somebody killed him, peeps.

He had a hot ass, but he couldn't live forever.

December 13th, 2016 at 7:43 am

J says:

He died a week ago. So tragic. Not quite sure if it was an accident or murder.

Look.

That's Route 66. Was he hitchhiking?

From the article--

The Arizona Department of Public Safety is asking for the public's help in identifying a man found dead along Interstate 40 near Winslow.

According to DPS, Highway Troopers located the body of a deceased white male Thursday, Dec. 1, approximately 10 miles east of Winslow on the eastbound side of I-40 at milepost 264, which is the Hibbard Road exit. Investigators believe the man had either been struck by a passing vehicle or was killed elsewhere and dumped in the location where he was found.

For that reason, DPS investigators say, the man may not have been from the Winslow area. He had no personal belongings or identification on him and his identity is unknown at this point.

The victim was believed to be in his 20s or 30s. He was approximately 6 feet tall and 150-160 pounds with short, clean-cut brown hair. Investigators described him as physically fit and believe he was a CrossFit enthusiast. He was found wearing a teal CrossFit T-shirt and Reebok CrossFit shoes. The victim also had a tribal tattoo on his torso and Greek Aries symbol tattoos on each forearm.

The investigation into the man's death is ongoing. Anyone with possible information regarding the victim's identity or the circumstances surrounding his death is being asked to call DPS at (602) 223-2212.

R220, how did you make the connection between him and the unidentified man in the article?

R223,

On the FB page of the gym where he worked, they were doing a fundraiser for his family. His friends posted this in the comments.

Also, if you look at his FB picture, you see the tattoos.

(It's amazing how useful tattoos are in this kind of situation.)

If he died in Indiana, can anyone confirm the whereabouts of Rev. Davey Blackburn and his posse at the time?

That’s a good question, R223, and I was (originally) thinking the same thing. Then I read and saw the artist’s rendering of the dead man’s tattoos. They’re an exact match for this guy.

Hey, Arizonans, any word on whether this was an accident or did this guy get whacked? It was almost two years ago.

The deserts are the devil's playground. Rattlesnakes, killer bees, heat exhaustion, Chupacabras... etc

What the hell was he doing in Arizona in the first place?

I've been googling his name and I can't find any article referencing his body being found in Arizona, or any investigation into his death. I'm so confused.

R227: I was wondering the same! They must know the cause of death by now.

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oh my! what a waste!

RIP

hitchhiking?

roadside memorial

Odd that with all the muscle and 6' tall the police reported him at only 150-160 lbs.

R197, very good of you to tip in cash because tips in credit card is taxed. of course the waiter has to report the tips to IRS come tax time.

Here was the facebook post.

This makes no sense, why was he walking on the side of the road in the deserts of Arizona? I can totally see some idiot running him over.

Was this a gay murder cover up? Something is way off with this tale...

Yeah his body being found off the highway in Arizona just raises more questions than answers.

R238: Also very odd that cause of death is not mentioned anywhere.

woudln't it be funny if r16 was right and he really had been in the witness protection program?

Also odd to me, his girlfriend (at least I assume they were still together, she is called his girlfriend in his obit) made no mention of his passing on her instagram. She just carried on as normal.

Hit and run, this says.

Well that tells us that his injuries were consistent with getting hit by a car r244, if they classified it as a assumed hit and run. So at least we know more about the cause of death.

His girlfriend ran him over

Still doesn’t explain how he went from Chicago to walking along a highway in Arizona.

But where did his identification/stuff go? So weird.

Any locals here? Is that a place where health nuts run?

R247, he competed in CrossFit. Maybe he was at one of those competitions?

he is a fitness buff, was he jogging? but why on the fucking highway? pretty dumb.

Most importantly, where are the articles following up?

I think the girlfriend did it, too. Read her instagram posts around the time of his death. Stuff about mile markers, women driving, and "get someone who can do both". She took him on a road trip, dropped him off and ran over him. Screenshot her instagram before she shuts it down.

He regularly updated his instagram several times a month, in September he abruptly stopped. Very suspicious.

Around the time he stops posting on Instagram, she posts "it wasn't love // it was the perfect illusion 🎶"

Okay, i see from facebook that he was at a competition in Las Vegas at the time.

Thanks for that link r254.

Comparing his last Instagram posts with hers at the same time, they were clearly broken up. His last post is of Harambe, the gorilla that was shot at the zoo when a child fell into the enclosure. Sal addressed that last post to the girlfriend. All of her October posts are angry, disguised as empowerment while promoting her makeup services. Her Halloween makeup is evil and she gives off a very bad vibe.

This was her post on the day that he was found dead.

There wasn't a link. It was just a comment.

Also, the police reported that he was found Dec 1, but the obits have a date of death in November.

That comment would be to a post on facebook, that post on fb has a link.

This is one month after his death. She captioned it "Death Stare".

There was this ridiculously hot guy at the DQ drive thru. When he handed me my food I said "it probably sounds stupid but has anyone told you you should model?" He smiled a big grin and said "no but they tell me I should do porn." I laughed and said 'well the money is in gay porn, yah know." He smiled back and said "yup I know." Just waiting for him to show up on Sean Cody or something.

Mafia hit.

I remember Tanya Vakser. Good times.

Honey, stop ogling the help.

I thought the very same thing R235.

CrossFit kills.

Remember the old song, "Standing on a corner in Winslow Arizona got seven women on my mind." Maybe he was a cheater and she chose the location to dump him for "poetic justice."

One that wants to own me, one that wants to stone me, on says she's a friend of mine.

Very interesting...

So the guy who died is definitely the IHOP guy?

Can't believe he's dead. Jeeze.

A job is a job. He's lucky to be working.

He was lucky to be working.

R269, are you blind?

He was murdered.

I’m still here, guys! Cum & find me!

Holy shit, this thread was like a novel with a surprise twist. I was going to say that good looking guys can be found all over the USA. Like some other posts mentioned, most would just go to LA or NY and get nowhere modeling or acting unless the put out. Then the shocking news that this guy died after he was tracked down by DL sleuths. So sad; his poor son. He had to have been broken up with the girlfriend because she sure rebounded with another guy quickly. There's also hardly any pictures of them on her IG . She seems very cold.

Am I going to be the first to say it? He rocks some serious gayface in so many pictures

Always

Smelling

Cookies

Mamma Mia!

R274, based on the OP pic, I honestly thought he was very openly gay. From that pic, looking at his face only, I pictured purses falling out. I was stunned when it was revealed he was straight.

So, yeah, gayface for days.

r279 Maybe that why his girlfriend chased him down and ran his ass over? He finally came out the closet.

Can we add this guy to the hot guys coupled with fat fraus thread

I wasn't on dl when this thread first posted so I started at the top and when the link to his facebook was posted I clicked it and saw it was a memorial. Really eerie reading the rest of the posts knowing the poor guy would end up dead just a few years later. That's rough for his kid.

Who is Halama?

I wonder what he would've thought of this IHOB nonsense.

His mom r283.

IHOP is VERY high end

BTW, peeps, he was a physical therapist. When he was working at IHOP, I assume he hadn't finished his PT schooling yet.

He was a physical therapist ASSISTANT r287. Big difference there.

If only someone had worked harder to make this picture go viral back in 2012, he might still be alive today.

I did my part - I sent it to Queerty.

Yeah it is a shame this guy didn't go viral like "Alex from Target".

He reminds me of the buff bro in the McDonalds commercial were Sebastian gets his scholarship.

Cute in profile, face on, not so much.

Sounds very much like a hit and run. Tragic to die so young at age 28, especially since he has a young son. A good looking guy with a very good body. He said in his bodybuilding video clip that he is all natural (no steroids), which is the best way to go. I don't care for the bronze tan makeup, but he looks great naturally.

RIP.

I usually just roll my eyes and smirk at threads like this, but then I saw the picture.

I have one thing to say -

He's my Huzzzzzband

[quote]He's my Huzzzzzband

You probably should have read more posts. He is long dead.

Maybe he wants to marry a corpse

Corpse Bride!

Actually, a slight resemblance to M. Lucas.

Bump

Seeing this thread bumped got me excited there was new information r299! But instead it is just you being weird.

I missed this thread initially, so for once I'm grateful for the thread bumping troll. More twists and turns than The Imposter!

Maybe he's in school.

I love the frau in background flashing the shot. She knows what you are up to.

Maybe he's dead Rose at r302.

Was found dead, presumably ran over, next to a highway in Arizona.

He's fine! He sends his love!

Aww...so sad.

He died of AIDS

Bump

Such a beautiful man.

Our thoughts and prayers.

Summary: Girlfriend possibly hired a hit on her hot-but-cookie-smelling, former IHOP waiter boyfriend. She posted super-creepy pictures on her Instagram for the month leading up to and after the alleged hit, then happy pictures with her new guy. IHOP guy was out of state when it happened, found dead by the side of the road; a hit and run, supposedly.

No allegations were ever made regarding the girlfriend, it is just DL speculation.

^^Possibly a future episode of Snapped, maybe?

Did we ever figure out how he died?

Average White Guy.

If he came to Hollywood he'd probably be a Brandon Routh or a James Marsden at the very best.

Thirsty for anything yelling at a white. Typical DataLounge.

^^^patronizing cunt

R313, you realize he’s dead, right?

This would be a great case for some true crime podcast to explore.

This is the strangest thread in Datalounge history, and this site really cranks out the oddities.