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What does your idea of the physically ideal man?

I've been looking through my pictures folders and I've decided that I'm really into square-jawed brunettes with enormous chests and arms and prominent nipples (example below).

by Anonymousreply 7501/25/2016

Ideally, I do.

by Anonymousreply 101/13/2012

Oy... LOL... should be "what is" not "what does".

by Anonymousreply 201/13/2012

The laughing Australian guy. Floopy hair, athletic, great teeth. I like really, really cute more than classically handsome. Plus I like them a little dumb.

by Anonymousreply 301/13/2012

Over Forty, athletic, confident, funny.

by Anonymousreply 401/13/2012

pretty close, though I would prefer him in black or brown.

by Anonymousreply 501/13/2012

tony mecelli

by Anonymousreply 601/13/2012

Slim, feminine, tall, with blue/green eyes and either very dark spiky hair or masses of curly long hair. Skin colour doesn't matter at all. Intense eyes and a lithe, dancer's body.

by Anonymousreply 701/13/2012

Tallish, thin-but-fit, balding, glasses, hairy enough. Looks like an accountant. 30s to 50s.

Artie Bucco on The Sopranos, though Artie doesn't wear glasses.

But I would never choose to miss out on a great guy just because he looks different than that or doesn't fit in that age range.

by Anonymousreply 801/13/2012

Corey Stoll. Ty-Lör from Top Chef. That sort.

by Anonymousreply 901/13/2012

Ben Cohen

by Anonymousreply 1001/13/2012

Bodybuilders Jeff Willett, Stefan Havlik, David Hoffmann, Frank Zane and Lenard Lajos.

by Anonymousreply 1101/13/2012

Is Corey Stoll a gay? Seems to ping. He was exceedingly handsome in Midnight In Paris, the only good thing in fact of what I found a dull, overrated film.

I was shocked when I saw other pics of him, I don't mind bald usually depending on the guy but I dunno if it works for him.

by Anonymousreply 1201/13/2012

Miles Austin

by Anonymousreply 1301/13/2012

Victor Cruz

by Anonymousreply 1401/13/2012


by Anonymousreply 1501/13/2012

Terrell Owens

by Anonymousreply 1601/13/2012

Dez Bryant

by Anonymousreply 1701/13/2012

You've got good taste, OP. Aaron is one of my faves. Have you seen his full frontal pic? It's a rather arty Bruce Weber pic and you won't be disappointed.

by Anonymousreply 1801/13/2012

We get it. You like colored guys.

by Anonymousreply 1901/13/2012

Ewan Macgregor

by Anonymousreply 2001/13/2012

Darren Criss seriously.

by Anonymousreply 2101/13/2012

R19= Rick Perry. Concentrate on the other race, Ricky. you're a loser.

by Anonymousreply 2201/13/2012

Reggie Bush

by Anonymousreply 2301/13/2012

[quote]I've been looking through my pictures folders

What an empty life you must lead.

by Anonymousreply 2401/13/2012

Will Demps

by Anonymousreply 2501/13/2012


by Anonymousreply 2601/31/2012

185 pounds, 5'11", wrestler build, dark hair and eyes, moderately hairy Persian, Mediterranean or Italian, prominent nose, body to die for and smell good when skanky.

Must have an arch, no flat foots!

by Anonymousreply 2701/31/2012

I like 'em exagetrated a bit.

by Anonymousreply 2801/31/2012

Scott Herman

by Anonymousreply 2901/31/2012

OP, you win. Dear lord, he's hot and sexy. Any more revealing photos of this guy?

by Anonymousreply 3001/31/2012

Brian White

by Anonymousreply 3102/14/2012

R3 likes them "special." Nothing wrong with that.

by Anonymousreply 3202/14/2012

I'm ashamed to admit it, but it's this:

by Anonymousreply 3302/14/2012

Square jaw, clean-cut, athletic looking with light colored eyes.

Mark Valley is one of my faves

by Anonymousreply 3402/14/2012

I like James Haskell (England rugby player)

by Anonymousreply 3502/14/2012

Chicken mood: Simon Nessman

Beef mood: Joe Mangianello

by Anonymousreply 3602/14/2012

Matt Bomer

by Anonymousreply 3702/14/2012

James Franco, more the looks than personality though. The pretentiousness and all that. And before any of you say it I know none of you crush on him because you're better that that

He's a beautiful, beautiful man.

by Anonymousreply 3802/14/2012

I hate big muscles and square jaws. They look like cartoon characters.

by Anonymousreply 3902/14/2012

op's man

tiny meat

by Anonymousreply 4002/14/2012

Non-curly Black hair, but I like a bit of femme in the mix. Butch guys are a turn off.

by Anonymousreply 4102/14/2012

ew, r41, referred to masculine guys as "butch." what year is this, 1973?

by Anonymousreply 4202/14/2012

Matt Bomer

by Anonymousreply 4302/14/2012

Lucas Malvacini, Mr. Brazil 2011

by Anonymousreply 4402/14/2012

You take it even further back, r42. With your stigmatizing bitchiness, you sound like a character from Boys in the Band.

by Anonymousreply 4502/14/2012

If I wanted to date truck driving duck hunters, I would become a female in the rural Idaho. I like the sexy feminine side of gay men. Gross is a cute, obviously gay guy, who butches up when in public.

by Anonymousreply 4602/16/2012

I do like this James Hakell you speak of.

by Anonymousreply 4702/16/2012

Why is everyone picking only white guys?

by Anonymousreply 4802/17/2012

I likes the darkies, too! Dem's real fine.

by Anonymousreply 4902/17/2012

T.O. has an ideal ass. He body is insane.

by Anonymousreply 5005/22/2013

James Garner

by Anonymousreply 5105/22/2013

Talladega Tire Man

by Anonymousreply 5205/22/2013

Simon McCorkindale

by Anonymousreply 5305/22/2013

Who the fuck is bumping all these old threads? Buy a fucking subscription if you want to post here.

by Anonymousreply 5405/22/2013

I prefer this rough bruiser

by Anonymousreply 5505/22/2013

lots of fucked up links on this thread

by Anonymousreply 5605/22/2013

A natural redhead with striking blue eyes, between 6' and 6'4", muscular but slightly overweight (beefy, or "fit fat"). Must be handsome. Cock size largely unimportant but must be at least 6" and aesthetically pleasing (I know, "Mary!", but there are some ugly dicks out there). Despite being a bottom, a nice ass is also important to me. Ability to grow a full beard a plus, and the hairier the body, the better. Circumcision-status unimportant, I like both.

I would also take all of the above in a brunette model (in fact, that's pretty much who I wound up with, minus about 10% of my fantasy-specific perfection...real world = realistic expectations). Light browns and dirty blonds work too. Yellow and platinum blonds do little for me, unless they're truly gorgeous.

Beyond the physical he must be intelligent, compassionate, humble and have a sense of humor. My real life guy gets a perfect score on those points!

by Anonymousreply 5705/22/2013

This dude

by Anonymousreply 5807/19/2014

Mike Doyle. On stilts.

by Anonymousreply 5907/19/2014

paul newman and françois cevert are my ideal, perfect men

by Anonymousreply 6007/19/2014

[quote]Why is everyone picking only white guys?

do people have to lie about their preferences to appease your PC sensibilities? Idiot.

by Anonymousreply 6107/19/2014

my ideal dude

by Anonymousreply 6210/24/2015

Young Richard Gere

by Anonymousreply 6310/24/2015

mine, bro

by Anonymousreply 6411/07/2015

Troy Donahue sends me, also Matt Boner.

by Anonymousreply 6511/07/2015

Young, not fat and not ethnic

by Anonymousreply 6611/07/2015

Slim, smooth and twinky.

by Anonymousreply 6711/07/2015

R67 - are you at the wrong site then. This is a 'safe space' for the gay gerontophiles. A word of warning - never open any threads that use terms like 'silver haired daddies exposing their holes'. There's also this 'thing' for the hyper masculine, so called straight male, usually from self loathing old queens, lounging in their caftans, and who haven't been laid since Reagan was president. It's a very strange place at Data Lounge.

by Anonymousreply 6811/07/2015

I'm not into muscle heads, porn stars etc. but I like attractive with style. Size not really an issue as long as the wrapping looks cool. Beards and Tattoos are a plus.

If I could Frankenstein a man of my very own, It would be Kravitz. He's the most.

by Anonymousreply 6911/08/2015

I agree with r52. Another vote for TTM.

by Anonymousreply 7011/08/2015


by Anonymousreply 7112/09/2015

do you think we missed your other posts, r71?

by Anonymousreply 7212/09/2015

Mark strong ,the actor . Slim. pale skin, dark hair, tall , Italian like the elegant italians in Italy not Jersey Shore . Smart and kind and somewhat serious.

by Anonymousreply 7312/09/2015

This one.

by Anonymousreply 7412/09/2015


by Anonymousreply 7501/25/2016
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