Which celebrities do you think have nice anuses?

Hugh jackman

I must admit I'm not an anus connoisseur. What makes for a nice anus? Don't they all pretty much look alike?

There is no such thing.

Yeah, r2, I suppose we ALL like alike to you.

OP, aren't there some soap operas on right now that you should be watching?

Paula Abdul's smells of burnt vanilla with a hint of citrus.

Have you seen my lady's anus?

I don't think hot guys have assholes. That would imply that they shit/fart. I can't imagine Brody Jenner (my current crush) doing anything as base as that.

I never did anything so crass as defecate. GI functions are for the lower classes.

Andersons anus has the barely perceptible fragrance of a babbling brook in spring, with a light undertone of lilac.

Andresons anus is so white, that the eskimos (who have hundreds of words to describe the various qualities and colors of snow) are at a loss. In fact, Andersons anus is the whitest place in the entire universe.

Those who have experienced Andersons anus describe it as akin to the white light of God when one has a near death experience.

Newt Gingrich is a big old anus.

R10 has a late entry for post of the year.

Yes, but how white IS it r10?

The hotter they are the better their anus looks and tastes.

So, if I understand correctly R10, you're saying Anderson has a white hole? Am I close?

I want Joey Lawrence's anus wrapped firmly around my cack.

r16, are you saying you want Joey Lawrence to shove a cake up his ass?

R16 is Frank Eggelhoffer.

Streisand.

Bradley Cooper

Bruce Vilanch

Nick Jonas

Cristiano Ronaldo definitely has a beautiful, sweet, tight, juicy anus

Tyson Beckford

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Chris Noth (NSFW)

Seriously, R25?

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Matthew McConaughey briefly showed his tight golden anus in Magic Mike. Seems pretty perfect.

OP, you are a sick perverted psycho. Pick yourself out of the gutter and you will find a better life.

David Gandy

I hear the late Rue McClanahan had a lovely anus, with a gazebo and a water feature.

Bea Arthur and the girls spent many a charming afternoon there drinking mint juleps and munching on Rue's dainty pralines.

Ryan Gosling definitely has a nice anus

Colton Haynes

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Yup, I'm sure Colton Haynes has a beautifully waxed and bleached pink butthole for his clients to enjoy ruining a bit.

Nick Jonas has the better set of big fuckable buns, but I do imagine Joe having a prettier, pinker, softer butthole.

Matt Bomer. He is so beautiful that I can't imagine that any part of his body could be anything less than just stunning.

David Gandy, part 2. But please link a gorgeous pic of his ass or body. Too lazy to link it myself.

David Gandy. I just read a bit in HuffPost about him using rose oil for his skin, so I can't imagine his own rosebud is anything less than perfectly petal pink.

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Patrick Wilson and Milo Ventimiglia

I'm willing to put my money where my mouth is.

Dave Franco must have a beautiful anus.

Abe Vigoda.

Funny op I was just watching Wilfred today and imagining how sweet and pink Elijah Woods hole must be. He has such a sexy tight little body. I'd love to push those legs back and lick out his ass. A good ass tastes like sucking on a penny.

Is it me are does Mr. McConaughey's hole look a little more "open" than your average str8 man's virgin ass.

And I will add my name to the list that finds David Gandy the current most beautiful man in the world.

Well, we've seen Chris Meloni's one and it is spectacular!

Tom Daley

Javier Bardem has a musky,spicy hole.

Anderson's anus is so white that Ben has to wear soldering goggles when rimming him

DOMINIC COOPER unnffff

Keahu Kahuanui. an anus like a beautiful hawaiian flower

Jesse Metcalfe

Metcalfe doesn't wipe enough. True story.

Who is David Gandy?

David Gandy is one of the most handsome men in the world and also has one of the most intoxicating anus's on the planet

Joe Jonas must have a perfect butthole.

They say that Nick Jonas's anus is the Mona Lisa of Anuses

Cristiano Ronaldo probably has an immaculately beautiful anus. Seems like the type to wax, bleach, and oil his golden-pink Portuguese butthole.

Nick Jonas owns this thread

Meaning Nick Jonas's anus is a masterpiece work of art... or frumpy and dour looking?

R60, an alluring masterpiece

It does seem likely that Nick Jonas has an exquisitely crafted anus.

Like a work of art, I could stare at Nick's asshole for hours contemplating its design and color and being moved to tears by its gorgeous composition.

Nick Jonas's rectum, anus, and buttcheeks.

I like to imagine that Chris Pine's anus is the same perfect candy-pink as his luscious lips.

Matt Bomer's anus was the model for a stained-glass window at Chartres.

Matt Bomer's bunghole has been stretched out by Simon Halls' fist.

Zac Efron's looks shiny and unused.

Chris Pine! Lord, R65. You know that boy's got a dirty shitter. You can tell just by looking at him. I've seen pictures of him with long hair, all straggly, looking like a dirty hippie, and the first thought through my head was 'dirty butthole'. When his hair is in between short and long (on his head, not in his ass) he kind of looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

Is this the perfect anus?

that is one delicious hole.

Perfection

I'd agree that Nick and Joe Jonas have flawless anuses--Joe's slightly hairier and musky, Nick's as fresh as Spring.

I'm sure that sooner or later they're going to end up in a furious session of mutual 69 rimming (if they haven't already).

there should be a coffee table anus book!

Colton Haynes

Colton Haynes is an expensive whore. So of of course he has a professionally tended butthole for his elite clients.

Isn't 'expensive whore' the definition of a working actor?

Colton seems unique with just how much he's relayed on the beauty of his anus to get his paychecks.

I'm willing to bet that Cate Blanchett's anus is as pristine as Lake Geneva on a spring morning!

r69 Chris Pine never looks like a dirty hippy unless it's for a movie role? You must be thinking of someone else.

This is the most unkempt I've seen him recently.

Wonder if BFFs Jake Gyllenhaal and Adam Levine keep each other's nether regions nice and primed for the rare times they get together?

Adam Levine! Now THERE is a unwashed, greasy black banana peel of a man. I wouldn't touch him OR his hole with a 39 and a half foot pole.

Michael T. Weiss has a very lovely back side. Love the scene in Iowa where he's just shot at the vehicle and it's shows him walking towards the vehicle. Just lovely.

Interesting. Adam Levine strikes me as the type to wax, bleach, and ask for rimjobs on his butthole.

Still no one of the calibre of Nick Jonas' pristine orifice.

I think Tom Brady might have an interesting anus

I'm afraid that, if I ever get a chance to see Nick Jonas's anus in person and up close, I'm gonna start singing "the Hills Are Alive" at the top of my lungs and ruin everything

Rob Kardashian

Tim Tebow. It's virginal. Not even poop has passed through it. It's that holy.

Rob Kardashian's ass... *droools*

Rob's anal area was nicer when he wasn't depressed. Now he is sad a probably doesn't wash back there for days.

Some day Rob Kardashian will be the famous-anus-supreme again. I'm sure of it.

I think my long-time crush Bradley Cooper must have a rugged but handsome anus. I say rugged because, if there's even a chance that Liam has been back there, it's got to have some lack of elasticity to it.

Rafael Nadal! We need to see his asshole!! Yeah baby Rafa, bend over and spread those beautiful buttcheeks and lets see what you got up there. I bet it is beautiful!! I want to stick my fingers up him and lick that beautiful ass, I bet he has a sweet smelling, tasty, juicy honey hole!!!

Aziz Ansari. Pink and hairy.

No list would be complete without Bill O'Reilly. Bill's bung is hair and balanced. Bill claims to have the gayest bung on Fox.

James Spader's is very nice, even though he has gotten, um, a tad beefier than at his peak.

Nick Jonas's butthole still owns this thread.

Preach sistah R98...Preach!

Nick's greatest gift to the world is his perfect booty.

Movie star ladies don't have anus's nor do they go the bathroom.

r101 That there is some bullshit. People fish out unflushed turds of famous people from the turd bowl all the time. Sometimes they sell those treasures on Ebay.

Some people keep them in a little jar on a chain.

Colton Haynes' is freshly waxed and tastefully bleached.

Nathan Owens

Larry King

Colton Haynes has to have a freshly waxed and tastefully bleached anus because he sells it for use by old Hollywood execs.

Matt Bomer

The one you most want to rim, fist, finger or fuck is the one you will imagine to have the nicest anus.

In other words, your intuition is worth shit.

Luke Russert

Just Kidding! His is blown out and raw from the volume expelled and the spiciness of his lunch burrito from last Thursday.

r109 In that case, it's got to be very close between Larry King and Bill O'Reilly... both gay as a goose and both have well manicured waxed bungs.

Harry Styles and Zayn Malik, absolutely.

Dominic Cooper has a beautiful ass.

Ben Cohen!

Does anyone have a picture of the Nick Jonas anus? I'm really curious after all these posts. TIA

Not nude, unfortunately. But some in baseball pants that leave little to the imagination.

I think Joseph Cross has a nice anus. I think I could spend the night making love with my tongue to his bottom and spread those cheeks and have him orgasm.

i want to start a petition to demand that nick jonas expose his bare butt and butthole for the public. we deserve to see that great piece of art.

Cockgobbler Congressman Aaron Schock

In honor of Yom Kippur I nominate Dave Franco, Zac Efron, Joshua Bowman, Andrew Garfield, and Skylar Astin's beautiful, delicious asses for breaking the fast.

Ina Garten, since it gets blown out so frequently.

Zac Efron is Jewish? I thought he was only 1/8 Jewish?

It's unclear. But if at least 1/8 of Efron's anus is kosher that's good and blessed enough for me.

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there is no such thing called nice anuses, they all smell like shit!

I don't THINK Christopher Meloni has a nice anus...I KNOW!

I thought we setted this long ago.

R126 are you blind? it's such a tight hole, definitely tongue worthy!

Selleck still does.

r129 again. He still does have a nice butt, shoulda clarified.

Paul Walker

i don't know about celebrities but the best anus i've seen, tasted, and fucked so far was on a hot caramel skinned brazilian boy. gorgeous hole.

R132 as great as your hot caramel skinned brazilian boy's ass might have been, I bet it's nothing compared to hot caramel skinned Nick Jonas's ass.

i want nick's boyhole!

Nick Jonas has caramel skin? On the white adjacent thread someone said he's white.

Looks caramel to me...delicious, creamy caramel

Regardless, his anus must be soft pink perfection.

and it always smells like Bounce!

Rob Kardashian used to have a beautiful ass.

Thomas Roberts

i love good-looking anuses.

a beautiful butthole is a gift from god.

Michael Cera's is probably like a donut with pink frosting and sprinkles.

Jake Gyllenhaal

I sort of like R143's thought, though I suspect Cera is pretty well fucked out by now.

I think Jake's is so nasty now, R144, you'd be hesitant to put your tongue down there.

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Chris Cuomo

Chris Cuomo is a disgusting human being.

Kellen Lutz

This is why they hate us.

Adam Levine

Timberlake's anus is pink and tender from soaking in a lavender bath.

Nick Jonas owns this thread.

Colton's is a little... stretched looking? But he keeps it clean, and a nice bleached pink!

I'm more interested in Joe's pussy hole than Nick's.

Earth to r155 Men have penises not pussys. If you want to see pussy, look at women not at Joe Jonas.

David Giuntoli. I bet this man has a beautiful anus, with just the right amount of hair framing it.

BRADLEY COOPER!

Rob Lowe still has a beautiful anus, I'm certain, and he practices impeccable personal hygiene.

Zac Efron

Jared Leto

Zachary Levi

Jonathan Groff was a beautiful anus.

R163, was or has?

For some reason, Justin Chatwin just seems like he has a pretty butthole...

Timothy Oliphant

Because I like to think that Chris Pine's anus looks like his gorgeous lips, I present his lips.

another vote for Adam Levine's cute little ass which I'm sure has a great anus

Zac Ephron, Taylor Luatner & James Marsden

Tom Ford

Cristiano Ronaldo must have a perfectly waxed, polished pink pucker.

Matthew McConaughey. would love to taste his anus.

[29] picture...mmm mmm that's some good eatin'

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Ryan Kwanten must have nice hot clean one.