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Which celebrities do you think have nice anuses?

Matt Bomer seems like he would have a beautiful, well-tended anus.

by Anonymousreply 17507/29/2015

Hugh jackman

by Anonymousreply 112/19/2011

I must admit I'm not an anus connoisseur. What makes for a nice anus? Don't they all pretty much look alike?

by Anonymousreply 212/19/2011

There is no such thing.

by Anonymousreply 312/19/2011

Yeah, r2, I suppose we ALL like alike to you.

by Anonymousreply 412/19/2011

OP, aren't there some soap operas on right now that you should be watching?

by Anonymousreply 512/19/2011

Paula Abdul's smells of burnt vanilla with a hint of citrus.

by Anonymousreply 612/19/2011

Have you seen my lady's anus?

by Anonymousreply 712/19/2011

I don't think hot guys have assholes. That would imply that they shit/fart. I can't imagine Brody Jenner (my current crush) doing anything as base as that.

by Anonymousreply 812/19/2011

I never did anything so crass as defecate. GI functions are for the lower classes.

by Anonymousreply 912/19/2011

Andersons anus has the barely perceptible fragrance of a babbling brook in spring, with a light undertone of lilac.

Andresons anus is so white, that the eskimos (who have hundreds of words to describe the various qualities and colors of snow) are at a loss. In fact, Andersons anus is the whitest place in the entire universe.

Those who have experienced Andersons anus describe it as akin to the white light of God when one has a near death experience.

by Anonymousreply 1012/19/2011

Newt Gingrich is a big old anus.

by Anonymousreply 1112/19/2011

R10 has a late entry for post of the year.

by Anonymousreply 1212/20/2011

Yes, but how white IS it r10?

by Anonymousreply 1312/20/2011

The hotter they are the better their anus looks and tastes.

by Anonymousreply 1412/20/2011

So, if I understand correctly R10, you're saying Anderson has a white hole? Am I close?

by Anonymousreply 1512/21/2011

I want Joey Lawrence's anus wrapped firmly around my cack.

by Anonymousreply 1612/21/2011

r16, are you saying you want Joey Lawrence to shove a cake up his ass?

by Anonymousreply 1712/21/2011

R16 is Frank Eggelhoffer.

by Anonymousreply 1812/21/2011


by Anonymousreply 1912/21/2011

Bradley Cooper

by Anonymousreply 2012/22/2011

Bruce Vilanch

by Anonymousreply 2112/25/2011

Nick Jonas

by Anonymousreply 2212/25/2011

Cristiano Ronaldo definitely has a beautiful, sweet, tight, juicy anus

by Anonymousreply 2312/29/2011

Tyson Beckford

by Anonymousreply 2412/29/2011


by Anonymousreply 2505/30/2012

Chris Noth (NSFW)

by Anonymousreply 2606/02/2012

Seriously, R25?

by Anonymousreply 2706/02/2012


by Anonymousreply 2808/29/2013

Matthew McConaughey briefly showed his tight golden anus in Magic Mike. Seems pretty perfect.

by Anonymousreply 2908/29/2013

OP, you are a sick perverted psycho. Pick yourself out of the gutter and you will find a better life.

by Anonymousreply 3008/29/2013

David Gandy

by Anonymousreply 3108/29/2013

I hear the late Rue McClanahan had a lovely anus, with a gazebo and a water feature.

Bea Arthur and the girls spent many a charming afternoon there drinking mint juleps and munching on Rue's dainty pralines.

by Anonymousreply 3208/29/2013

Ryan Gosling definitely has a nice anus

by Anonymousreply 3308/29/2013

Colton Haynes

by Anonymousreply 3408/29/2013

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by Anonymousreply 3508/29/2013

Yup, I'm sure Colton Haynes has a beautifully waxed and bleached pink butthole for his clients to enjoy ruining a bit.

by Anonymousreply 3608/29/2013

Nick Jonas has the better set of big fuckable buns, but I do imagine Joe having a prettier, pinker, softer butthole.

by Anonymousreply 3708/29/2013

Matt Bomer. He is so beautiful that I can't imagine that any part of his body could be anything less than just stunning.

by Anonymousreply 3808/29/2013

David Gandy, part 2. But please link a gorgeous pic of his ass or body. Too lazy to link it myself.

by Anonymousreply 3908/29/2013

David Gandy. I just read a bit in HuffPost about him using rose oil for his skin, so I can't imagine his own rosebud is anything less than perfectly petal pink.

by Anonymousreply 4008/29/2013

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by Anonymousreply 4108/29/2013

Patrick Wilson and Milo Ventimiglia

I'm willing to put my money where my mouth is.

by Anonymousreply 4208/29/2013

Dave Franco must have a beautiful anus.

by Anonymousreply 4308/29/2013

Abe Vigoda.

by Anonymousreply 4408/29/2013

Funny op I was just watching Wilfred today and imagining how sweet and pink Elijah Woods hole must be. He has such a sexy tight little body. I'd love to push those legs back and lick out his ass. A good ass tastes like sucking on a penny.

Is it me are does Mr. McConaughey's hole look a little more "open" than your average str8 man's virgin ass.

And I will add my name to the list that finds David Gandy the current most beautiful man in the world.

by Anonymousreply 4508/29/2013

Well, we've seen Chris Meloni's one and it is spectacular!

by Anonymousreply 4608/29/2013

Tom Daley

by Anonymousreply 4708/30/2013

Javier Bardem has a musky,spicy hole.

by Anonymousreply 4808/30/2013

Anderson's anus is so white that Ben has to wear soldering goggles when rimming him

by Anonymousreply 4908/30/2013


by Anonymousreply 5008/31/2013

Keahu Kahuanui. an anus like a beautiful hawaiian flower

by Anonymousreply 5108/31/2013

Jesse Metcalfe

by Anonymousreply 5208/31/2013

Metcalfe doesn't wipe enough. True story.

by Anonymousreply 5308/31/2013

Who is David Gandy?

by Anonymousreply 5408/31/2013

David Gandy is one of the most handsome men in the world and also has one of the most intoxicating anus's on the planet

by Anonymousreply 5508/31/2013

Joe Jonas must have a perfect butthole.

by Anonymousreply 5608/31/2013

They say that Nick Jonas's anus is the Mona Lisa of Anuses

by Anonymousreply 5708/31/2013

Cristiano Ronaldo probably has an immaculately beautiful anus. Seems like the type to wax, bleach, and oil his golden-pink Portuguese butthole.

by Anonymousreply 5808/31/2013

Nick Jonas owns this thread

by Anonymousreply 5908/31/2013

Meaning Nick Jonas's anus is a masterpiece work of art... or frumpy and dour looking?

by Anonymousreply 6008/31/2013

R60, an alluring masterpiece

by Anonymousreply 6108/31/2013

It does seem likely that Nick Jonas has an exquisitely crafted anus.

by Anonymousreply 6208/31/2013

Like a work of art, I could stare at Nick's asshole for hours contemplating its design and color and being moved to tears by its gorgeous composition.

by Anonymousreply 6308/31/2013

Nick Jonas's rectum, anus, and buttcheeks.

by Anonymousreply 6408/31/2013

I like to imagine that Chris Pine's anus is the same perfect candy-pink as his luscious lips.

by Anonymousreply 6508/31/2013

Matt Bomer's anus was the model for a stained-glass window at Chartres.

by Anonymousreply 6608/31/2013

Matt Bomer's bunghole has been stretched out by Simon Halls' fist.

by Anonymousreply 6708/31/2013

Zac Efron's looks shiny and unused.

by Anonymousreply 6808/31/2013

Chris Pine! Lord, R65. You know that boy's got a dirty shitter. You can tell just by looking at him. I've seen pictures of him with long hair, all straggly, looking like a dirty hippie, and the first thought through my head was 'dirty butthole'. When his hair is in between short and long (on his head, not in his ass) he kind of looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

by Anonymousreply 6908/31/2013

Is this the perfect anus?

by Anonymousreply 7008/31/2013

that is one delicious hole.

by Anonymousreply 7108/31/2013


by Anonymousreply 7208/31/2013

I'd agree that Nick and Joe Jonas have flawless anuses--Joe's slightly hairier and musky, Nick's as fresh as Spring.

I'm sure that sooner or later they're going to end up in a furious session of mutual 69 rimming (if they haven't already).

by Anonymousreply 7308/31/2013

there should be a coffee table anus book!

by Anonymousreply 7409/01/2013

Colton Haynes

by Anonymousreply 7509/01/2013

Colton Haynes is an expensive whore. So of of course he has a professionally tended butthole for his elite clients.

by Anonymousreply 7609/01/2013

Isn't 'expensive whore' the definition of a working actor?

by Anonymousreply 7709/01/2013

Colton seems unique with just how much he's relayed on the beauty of his anus to get his paychecks.

by Anonymousreply 7809/01/2013

I'm willing to bet that Cate Blanchett's anus is as pristine as Lake Geneva on a spring morning!

by Anonymousreply 7909/01/2013

r69 Chris Pine never looks like a dirty hippy unless it's for a movie role? You must be thinking of someone else.

This is the most unkempt I've seen him recently.

by Anonymousreply 8009/01/2013

Wonder if BFFs Jake Gyllenhaal and Adam Levine keep each other's nether regions nice and primed for the rare times they get together?

by Anonymousreply 8109/01/2013

Adam Levine! Now THERE is a unwashed, greasy black banana peel of a man. I wouldn't touch him OR his hole with a 39 and a half foot pole.

by Anonymousreply 8209/01/2013

Michael T. Weiss has a very lovely back side. Love the scene in Iowa where he's just shot at the vehicle and it's shows him walking towards the vehicle. Just lovely.

by Anonymousreply 8309/01/2013

Interesting. Adam Levine strikes me as the type to wax, bleach, and ask for rimjobs on his butthole.

by Anonymousreply 8409/02/2013

Still no one of the calibre of Nick Jonas' pristine orifice.

by Anonymousreply 8509/02/2013

I think Tom Brady might have an interesting anus

by Anonymousreply 8609/02/2013

I'm afraid that, if I ever get a chance to see Nick Jonas's anus in person and up close, I'm gonna start singing "the Hills Are Alive" at the top of my lungs and ruin everything

by Anonymousreply 8709/02/2013

Rob Kardashian

by Anonymousreply 8809/03/2013

Tim Tebow. It's virginal. Not even poop has passed through it. It's that holy.

by Anonymousreply 8909/03/2013

Rob Kardashian's ass... *droools*

by Anonymousreply 9009/03/2013

Rob's anal area was nicer when he wasn't depressed. Now he is sad a probably doesn't wash back there for days.

by Anonymousreply 9109/03/2013

Some day Rob Kardashian will be the famous-anus-supreme again. I'm sure of it.

by Anonymousreply 9209/03/2013

I think my long-time crush Bradley Cooper must have a rugged but handsome anus. I say rugged because, if there's even a chance that Liam has been back there, it's got to have some lack of elasticity to it.

by Anonymousreply 9309/03/2013

Rafael Nadal! We need to see his asshole!! Yeah baby Rafa, bend over and spread those beautiful buttcheeks and lets see what you got up there. I bet it is beautiful!! I want to stick my fingers up him and lick that beautiful ass, I bet he has a sweet smelling, tasty, juicy honey hole!!!

by Anonymousreply 9409/03/2013

Aziz Ansari. Pink and hairy.

by Anonymousreply 9509/04/2013

No list would be complete without Bill O'Reilly. Bill's bung is hair and balanced. Bill claims to have the gayest bung on Fox.

by Anonymousreply 9609/04/2013

James Spader's is very nice, even though he has gotten, um, a tad beefier than at his peak.

by Anonymousreply 9709/04/2013

Nick Jonas's butthole still owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 9809/04/2013

Preach sistah R98...Preach!

by Anonymousreply 9909/04/2013

Nick's greatest gift to the world is his perfect booty.

by Anonymousreply 10009/04/2013

Movie star ladies don't have anus's nor do they go the bathroom.

by Anonymousreply 10109/04/2013

r101 That there is some bullshit. People fish out unflushed turds of famous people from the turd bowl all the time. Sometimes they sell those treasures on Ebay.

by Anonymousreply 10209/04/2013

Some people keep them in a little jar on a chain.

by Anonymousreply 10309/04/2013

Colton Haynes' is freshly waxed and tastefully bleached.

by Anonymousreply 10409/04/2013

Nathan Owens

by Anonymousreply 10509/04/2013

Larry King

by Anonymousreply 10609/04/2013

Colton Haynes has to have a freshly waxed and tastefully bleached anus because he sells it for use by old Hollywood execs.

by Anonymousreply 10709/06/2013

Matt Bomer

by Anonymousreply 10809/07/2013

The one you most want to rim, fist, finger or fuck is the one you will imagine to have the nicest anus.

In other words, your intuition is worth shit.

by Anonymousreply 10909/07/2013

Luke Russert

Just Kidding! His is blown out and raw from the volume expelled and the spiciness of his lunch burrito from last Thursday.

by Anonymousreply 11009/07/2013

r109 In that case, it's got to be very close between Larry King and Bill O'Reilly... both gay as a goose and both have well manicured waxed bungs.

by Anonymousreply 11109/07/2013

Harry Styles and Zayn Malik, absolutely.

by Anonymousreply 11209/09/2013

Dominic Cooper has a beautiful ass.

by Anonymousreply 11309/12/2013

Ben Cohen!

by Anonymousreply 11409/14/2013

Does anyone have a picture of the Nick Jonas anus? I'm really curious after all these posts. TIA

by Anonymousreply 11509/14/2013

Not nude, unfortunately. But some in baseball pants that leave little to the imagination.

by Anonymousreply 11609/14/2013

I think Joseph Cross has a nice anus. I think I could spend the night making love with my tongue to his bottom and spread those cheeks and have him orgasm.

by Anonymousreply 11709/14/2013

i want to start a petition to demand that nick jonas expose his bare butt and butthole for the public. we deserve to see that great piece of art.

by Anonymousreply 11809/14/2013

Cockgobbler Congressman Aaron Schock

by Anonymousreply 11909/14/2013

In honor of Yom Kippur I nominate Dave Franco, Zac Efron, Joshua Bowman, Andrew Garfield, and Skylar Astin's beautiful, delicious asses for breaking the fast.

by Anonymousreply 12009/14/2013

Ina Garten, since it gets blown out so frequently.

by Anonymousreply 12109/14/2013

Zac Efron is Jewish? I thought he was only 1/8 Jewish?

by Anonymousreply 12209/14/2013

It's unclear. But if at least 1/8 of Efron's anus is kosher that's good and blessed enough for me.

by Anonymousreply 12309/14/2013


by Anonymousreply 12409/22/2013

there is no such thing called nice anuses, they all smell like shit!

by Anonymousreply 12509/22/2013

I don't THINK Christopher Meloni has a nice anus...I KNOW!

by Anonymousreply 12609/22/2013

I thought we setted this long ago.

by Anonymousreply 12709/22/2013

R126 are you blind? it's such a tight hole, definitely tongue worthy!

by Anonymousreply 12809/22/2013

Selleck still does.

by Anonymousreply 12909/22/2013

r129 again. He still does have a nice butt, shoulda clarified.

by Anonymousreply 13009/22/2013

Paul Walker

by Anonymousreply 13109/22/2013

i don't know about celebrities but the best anus i've seen, tasted, and fucked so far was on a hot caramel skinned brazilian boy. gorgeous hole.

by Anonymousreply 13209/22/2013

R132 as great as your hot caramel skinned brazilian boy's ass might have been, I bet it's nothing compared to hot caramel skinned Nick Jonas's ass.

by Anonymousreply 13309/22/2013

i want nick's boyhole!

by Anonymousreply 13409/22/2013

Nick Jonas has caramel skin? On the white adjacent thread someone said he's white.

by Anonymousreply 13509/22/2013

Looks caramel to me...delicious, creamy caramel

by Anonymousreply 13609/22/2013

Regardless, his anus must be soft pink perfection.

by Anonymousreply 13709/22/2013

and it always smells like Bounce!

by Anonymousreply 13809/22/2013

Rob Kardashian used to have a beautiful ass.

by Anonymousreply 13909/25/2013

Thomas Roberts

by Anonymousreply 14009/25/2013

i love good-looking anuses.

by Anonymousreply 14109/25/2013

a beautiful butthole is a gift from god.

by Anonymousreply 14209/25/2013

Michael Cera's is probably like a donut with pink frosting and sprinkles.

by Anonymousreply 14309/25/2013

Jake Gyllenhaal

by Anonymousreply 14409/25/2013

I sort of like R143's thought, though I suspect Cera is pretty well fucked out by now.

I think Jake's is so nasty now, R144, you'd be hesitant to put your tongue down there.

by Anonymousreply 14509/25/2013


by Anonymousreply 14610/16/2013

bump bump bump

by Anonymousreply 14712/26/2013

Chris Cuomo

by Anonymousreply 14812/26/2013

Chris Cuomo is a disgusting human being.

by Anonymousreply 14912/26/2013

Kellen Lutz

by Anonymousreply 15001/11/2014

This is why they hate us.

by Anonymousreply 15101/11/2014

Adam Levine

by Anonymousreply 15201/11/2014

Timberlake's anus is pink and tender from soaking in a lavender bath.

by Anonymousreply 15301/12/2014

Nick Jonas owns this thread.

Colton's is a little... stretched looking? But he keeps it clean, and a nice bleached pink!

by Anonymousreply 15401/12/2014

I'm more interested in Joe's pussy hole than Nick's.

by Anonymousreply 15501/28/2014

Earth to r155 Men have penises not pussys. If you want to see pussy, look at women not at Joe Jonas.

by Anonymousreply 15601/28/2014

David Giuntoli. I bet this man has a beautiful anus, with just the right amount of hair framing it.

by Anonymousreply 15701/28/2014


by Anonymousreply 15801/28/2014

Rob Lowe still has a beautiful anus, I'm certain, and he practices impeccable personal hygiene.

by Anonymousreply 15901/28/2014

Zac Efron

by Anonymousreply 16001/29/2014

Jared Leto

by Anonymousreply 16101/29/2014

Zachary Levi

by Anonymousreply 16201/29/2014

Jonathan Groff was a beautiful anus.

by Anonymousreply 16301/29/2014

R163, was or has?

by Anonymousreply 16401/29/2014

For some reason, Justin Chatwin just seems like he has a pretty butthole...

by Anonymousreply 16501/29/2014

Timothy Oliphant

by Anonymousreply 16601/29/2014

Because I like to think that Chris Pine's anus looks like his gorgeous lips, I present his lips.

by Anonymousreply 16701/29/2014

another vote for Adam Levine's cute little ass which I'm sure has a great anus

by Anonymousreply 16803/01/2014

Zac Ephron, Taylor Luatner & James Marsden

by Anonymousreply 16903/01/2014

Tom Ford

by Anonymousreply 17003/18/2014

Cristiano Ronaldo must have a perfectly waxed, polished pink pucker.

by Anonymousreply 17103/20/2014

Matthew McConaughey. would love to taste his anus.

by Anonymousreply 17204/23/2014

[29] picture...mmm mmm that's some good eatin'

by Anonymousreply 17304/23/2014


by Anonymousreply 17407/29/2015

Ryan Kwanten must have nice hot clean one.

by Anonymousreply 17507/29/2015
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