Matt Bomer seems like he would have a beautiful, well-tended anus.
Which celebrities do you think have nice anuses?
|by Anonymous||reply 173||04/23/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 1||12/19/2011|
I must admit I'm not an anus connoisseur. What makes for a nice anus? Don't they all pretty much look alike?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||12/19/2011|
There is no such thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||12/19/2011|
Yeah, r2, I suppose we ALL like alike to you.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||12/19/2011|
OP, aren't there some soap operas on right now that you should be watching?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||12/19/2011|
Paula Abdul's smells of burnt vanilla with a hint of citrus.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||12/19/2011|
Have you seen my lady's anus?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||12/19/2011|
I don't think hot guys have assholes. That would imply that they shit/fart. I can't imagine Brody Jenner (my current crush) doing anything as base as that.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||12/19/2011|
I never did anything so crass as defecate. GI functions are for the lower classes.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||12/19/2011|
Andersons anus has the barely perceptible fragrance of a babbling brook in spring, with a light undertone of lilac.
Andresons anus is so white, that the eskimos (who have hundreds of words to describe the various qualities and colors of snow) are at a loss. In fact, Andersons anus is the whitest place in the entire universe.
Those who have experienced Andersons anus describe it as akin to the white light of God when one has a near death experience.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||12/19/2011|
Newt Gingrich is a big old anus.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||12/19/2011|
R10 has a late entry for post of the year.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||12/20/2011|
Yes, but how white IS it r10?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||12/20/2011|
The hotter they are the better their anus looks and tastes.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||12/20/2011|
So, if I understand correctly R10, you're saying Anderson has a white hole? Am I close?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||12/21/2011|
I want Joey Lawrence's anus wrapped firmly around my cack.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||12/21/2011|
r16, are you saying you want Joey Lawrence to shove a cake up his ass?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||12/21/2011|
R16 is Frank Eggelhoffer.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||12/21/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 19||12/22/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 20||12/22/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 21||12/25/2011|
Cristiano Ronaldo definitely has a beautiful, sweet, tight, juicy anus
|by Anonymous||reply 23||12/29/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 24||12/29/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/31/2012|
Chris Noth (NSFW)
|by Anonymous||reply 26||06/02/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 27||06/02/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 28||08/29/2013|
Matthew McConaughey briefly showed his tight golden anus in Magic Mike. Seems pretty perfect.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||08/29/2013|
OP, you are a sick perverted psycho. Pick yourself out of the gutter and you will find a better life.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||08/29/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 31||08/29/2013|
I hear the late Rue McClanahan had a lovely anus, with a gazebo and a water feature.
Bea Arthur and the girls spent many a charming afternoon there drinking mint juleps and munching on Rue's dainty pralines.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||08/29/2013|
Ryan Gosling definitely has a nice anus
|by Anonymous||reply 33||08/29/2013|
[all posts by tedious troll removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 35||08/29/2013|
Yup, I'm sure Colton Haynes has a beautifully waxed and bleached pink butthole for his clients to enjoy ruining a bit.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||08/29/2013|
Nick Jonas has the better set of big fuckable buns, but I do imagine Joe having a prettier, pinker, softer butthole.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||08/29/2013|
Matt Bomer. He is so beautiful that I can't imagine that any part of his body could be anything less than just stunning.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||08/29/2013|
David Gandy, part 2. But please link a gorgeous pic of his ass or body. Too lazy to link it myself.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||08/29/2013|
David Gandy. I just read a bit in HuffPost about him using rose oil for his skin, so I can't imagine his own rosebud is anything less than perfectly petal pink.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||08/29/2013|
[all posts by tedious troll removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 41||08/29/2013|
Patrick Wilson and Milo Ventimiglia
I'm willing to put my money where my mouth is.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||08/29/2013|
Dave Franco must have a beautiful anus.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||08/29/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 44||08/29/2013|
Funny op I was just watching Wilfred today and imagining how sweet and pink Elijah Woods hole must be. He has such a sexy tight little body. I'd love to push those legs back and lick out his ass. A good ass tastes like sucking on a penny.
Is it me are does Mr. McConaughey's hole look a little more "open" than your average str8 man's virgin ass.
And I will add my name to the list that finds David Gandy the current most beautiful man in the world.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||08/29/2013|
Well, we've seen Chris Meloni's one and it is spectacular!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||08/29/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 47||08/30/2013|
Javier Bardem has a musky,spicy hole.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||08/30/2013|
Anderson's anus is so white that Ben has to wear soldering goggles when rimming him
|by Anonymous||reply 49||08/30/2013|
DOMINIC COOPER unnffff
|by Anonymous||reply 50||08/31/2013|
Keahu Kahuanui. an anus like a beautiful hawaiian flower
|by Anonymous||reply 51||08/31/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 52||08/31/2013|
Who is David Gandy?
|by Anonymous||reply 54||08/31/2013|
David Gandy is one of the most handsome men in the world and also has one of the most intoxicating anus's on the planet
|by Anonymous||reply 55||08/31/2013|
Joe Jonas must have a perfect butthole.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||08/31/2013|
They say that Nick Jonas's anus is the Mona Lisa of Anuses
|by Anonymous||reply 57||08/31/2013|
Cristiano Ronaldo probably has an immaculately beautiful anus. Seems like the type to wax, bleach, and oil his golden-pink Portuguese butthole.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||08/31/2013|
Nick Jonas owns this thread
|by Anonymous||reply 59||08/31/2013|
Meaning Nick Jonas's anus is a masterpiece work of art... or frumpy and dour looking?
|by Anonymous||reply 60||08/31/2013|
R60, an alluring masterpiece
|by Anonymous||reply 61||08/31/2013|
It does seem likely that Nick Jonas has an exquisitely crafted anus.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||08/31/2013|
Like a work of art, I could stare at Nick's asshole for hours contemplating its design and color and being moved to tears by its gorgeous composition.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||08/31/2013|
Nick Jonas's rectum, anus, and buttcheeks.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||09/01/2013|
I like to imagine that Chris Pine's anus is the same perfect candy-pink as his luscious lips.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||09/01/2013|
Matt Bomer's anus was the model for a stained-glass window at Chartres.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||09/01/2013|
Matt Bomer's bunghole has been stretched out by Simon Halls' fist.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||09/01/2013|
Zac Efron's looks shiny and unused.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||09/01/2013|
Chris Pine! Lord, R65. You know that boy's got a dirty shitter. You can tell just by looking at him. I've seen pictures of him with long hair, all straggly, looking like a dirty hippie, and the first thought through my head was 'dirty butthole'. When his hair is in between short and long (on his head, not in his ass) he kind of looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||09/01/2013|
Is this the perfect anus?
|by Anonymous||reply 70||09/01/2013|
that is one delicious hole.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||09/01/2013|
I'd agree that Nick and Joe Jonas have flawless anuses--Joe's slightly hairier and musky, Nick's as fresh as Spring.
I'm sure that sooner or later they're going to end up in a furious session of mutual 69 rimming (if they haven't already).
|by Anonymous||reply 73||09/01/2013|
there should be a coffee table anus book!
|by Anonymous||reply 74||09/01/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 75||09/01/2013|
Colton Haynes is an expensive whore. So of of course he has a professionally tended butthole for his elite clients.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||09/01/2013|
Isn't 'expensive whore' the definition of a working actor?
|by Anonymous||reply 77||09/01/2013|
Colton seems unique with just how much he's relayed on the beauty of his anus to get his paychecks.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||09/01/2013|
I'm willing to bet that Cate Blanchett's anus is as pristine as Lake Geneva on a spring morning!
|by Anonymous||reply 79||09/01/2013|
r69 Chris Pine never looks like a dirty hippy unless it's for a movie role? You must be thinking of someone else.
This is the most unkempt I've seen him recently.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||09/01/2013|
Wonder if BFFs Jake Gyllenhaal and Adam Levine keep each other's nether regions nice and primed for the rare times they get together?
|by Anonymous||reply 81||09/01/2013|
Adam Levine! Now THERE is a unwashed, greasy black banana peel of a man. I wouldn't touch him OR his hole with a 39 and a half foot pole.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||09/01/2013|
Michael T. Weiss has a very lovely back side. Love the scene in Iowa where he's just shot at the vehicle and it's shows him walking towards the vehicle. Just lovely.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||09/01/2013|
Interesting. Adam Levine strikes me as the type to wax, bleach, and ask for rimjobs on his butthole.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||09/02/2013|
Still no one of the calibre of Nick Jonas' pristine orifice.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||09/02/2013|
I think Tom Brady might have an interesting anus
|by Anonymous||reply 86||09/02/2013|
I'm afraid that, if I ever get a chance to see Nick Jonas's anus in person and up close, I'm gonna start singing "the Hills Are Alive" at the top of my lungs and ruin everything
|by Anonymous||reply 87||09/02/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 88||09/03/2013|
Tim Tebow. It's virginal. Not even poop has passed through it. It's that holy.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||09/03/2013|
Rob Kardashian's ass... *droools*
|by Anonymous||reply 90||09/03/2013|
Rob's anal area was nicer when he wasn't depressed. Now he is sad a probably doesn't wash back there for days.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||09/03/2013|
Some day Rob Kardashian will be the famous-anus-supreme again. I'm sure of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||09/03/2013|
I think my long-time crush Bradley Cooper must have a rugged but handsome anus. I say rugged because, if there's even a chance that Liam has been back there, it's got to have some lack of elasticity to it.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||09/03/2013|
Aziz Ansari. Pink and hairy.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||09/04/2013|
No list would be complete without Bill O'Reilly. Bill's bung is hair and balanced. Bill claims to have the gayest bung on Fox.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||09/04/2013|
James Spader's is very nice, even though he has gotten, um, a tad beefier than at his peak.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||09/04/2013|
Nick Jonas's butthole still owns this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||09/04/2013|
Preach sistah R98...Preach!
|by Anonymous||reply 99||09/04/2013|
Nick's greatest gift to the world is his perfect booty.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||09/04/2013|
Movie star ladies don't have anus's nor do they go the bathroom.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||09/04/2013|
r101 That there is some bullshit. People fish out unflushed turds of famous people from the turd bowl all the time. Sometimes they sell those treasures on Ebay.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||09/04/2013|
Some people keep them in a little jar on a chain.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||09/04/2013|
Colton Haynes' is freshly waxed and tastefully bleached.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||09/04/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 105||09/04/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 106||09/04/2013|
Colton Haynes has to have a freshly waxed and tastefully bleached anus because he sells it for use by old Hollywood execs.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||09/07/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 108||09/07/2013|
The one you most want to rim, fist, finger or fuck is the one you will imagine to have the nicest anus.
In other words, your intuition is worth shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||09/07/2013|
Just Kidding! His is blown out and raw from the volume expelled and the spiciness of his lunch burrito from last Thursday.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||09/07/2013|
r109 In that case, it's got to be very close between Larry King and Bill O'Reilly... both gay as a goose and both have well manicured waxed bungs.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||09/07/2013|
Harry Styles and Zayn Malik, absolutely.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||09/09/2013|
Dominic Cooper has a beautiful ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||09/12/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 114||09/14/2013|
Does anyone have a picture of the Nick Jonas anus? I'm really curious after all these posts. TIA
|by Anonymous||reply 115||09/14/2013|
Not nude, unfortunately. But some in baseball pants that leave little to the imagination.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||09/14/2013|
I think Joseph Cross has a nice anus. I think I could spend the night making love with my tongue to his bottom and spread those cheeks and have him orgasm.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||09/14/2013|
i want to start a petition to demand that nick jonas expose his bare butt and butthole for the public. we deserve to see that great piece of art.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||09/14/2013|
Cockgobbler Congressman Aaron Schock
|by Anonymous||reply 119||09/14/2013|
In honor of Yom Kippur I nominate Dave Franco, Zac Efron, Joshua Bowman, Andrew Garfield, and Skylar Astin's beautiful, delicious asses for breaking the fast.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||09/14/2013|
Ina Garten, since it gets blown out so frequently.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||09/14/2013|
Zac Efron is Jewish? I thought he was only 1/8 Jewish?
|by Anonymous||reply 122||09/14/2013|
It's unclear. But if at least 1/8 of Efron's anus is kosher that's good and blessed enough for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||09/14/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 124||09/22/2013|
there is no such thing called nice anuses, they all smell like shit!
|by Anonymous||reply 125||09/22/2013|
I don't THINK Christopher Meloni has a nice anus...I KNOW!
|by Anonymous||reply 126||09/22/2013|
I thought we setted this long ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||09/22/2013|
R126 are you blind? it's such a tight hole, definitely tongue worthy!
|by Anonymous||reply 128||09/22/2013|
Selleck still does.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||09/22/2013|
r129 again. He still does have a nice butt, shoulda clarified.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||09/22/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 131||09/22/2013|
i don't know about celebrities but the best anus i've seen, tasted, and fucked so far was on a hot caramel skinned brazilian boy. gorgeous hole.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||09/22/2013|
R132 as great as your hot caramel skinned brazilian boy's ass might have been, I bet it's nothing compared to hot caramel skinned Nick Jonas's ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||09/22/2013|
i want nick's boyhole!
|by Anonymous||reply 134||09/22/2013|
Nick Jonas has caramel skin? On the white adjacent thread someone said he's white.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||09/22/2013|
Looks caramel to me...delicious, creamy caramel
|by Anonymous||reply 136||09/22/2013|
Regardless, his anus must be soft pink perfection.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||09/22/2013|
and it always smells like Bounce!
|by Anonymous||reply 138||09/22/2013|
Rob Kardashian used to have a beautiful ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||09/25/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 140||09/25/2013|
i love good-looking anuses.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||09/25/2013|
a beautiful butthole is a gift from god.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||09/25/2013|
Michael Cera's is probably like a donut with pink frosting and sprinkles.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||09/25/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 144||09/25/2013|
I sort of like R143's thought, though I suspect Cera is pretty well fucked out by now.
I think Jake's is so nasty now, R144, you'd be hesitant to put your tongue down there.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||09/26/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 146||10/16/2013|
bump bump bump
|by Anonymous||reply 147||12/26/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 148||12/26/2013|
Chris Cuomo is a disgusting human being.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||12/26/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 150||01/11/2014|
This is why they hate us.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||01/11/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 152||01/11/2014|
Timberlake's anus is pink and tender from soaking in a lavender bath.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||01/12/2014|
Nick Jonas owns this thread.
Colton's is a little... stretched looking? But he keeps it clean, and a nice bleached pink!
|by Anonymous||reply 154||01/12/2014|
I'm more interested in Joe's pussy hole than Nick's.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||01/28/2014|
Earth to r155 Men have penises not pussys. If you want to see pussy, look at women not at Joe Jonas.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||01/28/2014|
David Giuntoli. I bet this man has a beautiful anus, with just the right amount of hair framing it.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||01/28/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 158||01/28/2014|
Rob Lowe still has a beautiful anus, I'm certain, and he practices impeccable personal hygiene.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||01/28/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 160||01/29/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 161||01/29/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 162||01/29/2014|
Jonathan Groff was a beautiful anus.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||01/29/2014|
R163, was or has?
|by Anonymous||reply 164||01/29/2014|
For some reason, Justin Chatwin just seems like he has a pretty butthole...
|by Anonymous||reply 165||01/29/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 166||01/29/2014|
Because I like to think that Chris Pine's anus looks like his gorgeous lips, I present his lips.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||01/29/2014|
another vote for Adam Levine's cute little ass which I'm sure has a great anus
|by Anonymous||reply 168||03/01/2014|
Zac Ephron, Taylor Luatner & James Marsden
|by Anonymous||reply 169||03/01/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 170||03/18/2014|
Cristiano Ronaldo must have a perfectly waxed, polished pink pucker.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||03/20/2014|
Matthew McConaughey. would love to taste his anus.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||04/23/2014|
 picture...mmm mmm that's some good eatin'
|by Anonymous||reply 173||04/23/2014|