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When's the last time you saw a guy with a really great ass?

I'm a hardcore ass man, and I want to hear some stories.

I was standing in line at my local smoothie spot, and I notice this slightly tall Asian guy in front of me. He has the most incredible ass, I literally had to catch my damn breath. My eyes were buried in his backside, til' finally he grabbed his smoothie and left. I so badly wanted to follow him to his car just so I could gaze that ass longer.

by Anonymousreply 8712/16/2016

About 30 minutes ago in Target. This incredible looking guy walks by me with a pair of nice slim fit jeans on that were tight in all the right places, but not obscenely so. I noticed he had quite a lovely package and after he passed I looked back and that rump roast was must magnificent. Each step he took cause his butt to flex in the most sensuous manner. I 'bout got the vapors right there in the bath fixtures isle.

by Anonymousreply 110/21/2011

He sounds dreamy, R1

by Anonymousreply 210/21/2011

Just minutes ago at the gym. Latin bubble butt with well-fitting white gym shorts on. And he was doing butt exercises with this ass in the air.

by Anonymousreply 310/21/2011

Since so many guys have skinny legs, it's a rare treat to see a really great ass.

by Anonymousreply 410/21/2011

My new jeans!

by Anonymousreply 510/21/2011

Whole Foods at the hot entrees bar.

I see these two firm mini volleyballs in a pair of gym shorts; turns out I knew the guy.

He was the boyfriend of a guy I was hung up on a long time ago; I could never find a reason to dislike the guy though becuase he was always so nice and my feelings were hardly a secret.

I hadn't seen him in ten years, but his ass still looked incredible.

by Anonymousreply 610/21/2011

Massive black guy at the 7-11.

Standing in front of me at the checkout counter.

Two jutting mounds of manflesh - it was like staring into the Continental Divide.

My heart - and it really did shock me - started racing.

He made me happy to be alive for a few hours.

by Anonymousreply 710/21/2011

Eww, was he fat, R7? Or just tall?

by Anonymousreply 810/21/2011

Oh, and R7, what kind of pants was he wearing?

by Anonymousreply 910/21/2011

Not an ounce of fat, all muscle.

Thin gray sweats.

I know, right?

I live in L.A. and in that neighborhood there are a lot of NFL types, pro atheletes.

by Anonymousreply 1010/21/2011

You type like my mom, r1. Did you also call him "hunky"?

by Anonymousreply 1110/21/2011

Amazing. Eleven replies and we haven't heard yet from the guy who says my partner of 20 years whose wonderful behind is lying right here next to me.

by Anonymousreply 1210/21/2011

OP sounds a bit creepy. I think I would have grabbed my smoothie and hightailed it as well.

by Anonymousreply 1310/21/2011

Seen a few more today. Those UPS guys have amazing asses!

by Anonymousreply 1410/21/2011

Standing in line at university. Lots of fit and fit fat guys with really good asses. Fitted jeans are getting even more fitted so you really have to stuff your ass in the pants like Miss Javi @ r5. The hottest was a dark skinned Latino guy with light jeans, they really made his ass pop!

by Anonymousreply 1510/22/2011

At the ballet, where everything is beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 1610/22/2011

I agree, the ballet is home to a lot of great asses.

by Anonymousreply 1710/22/2011

Of course I see men with very nice asses all the time, but the last time I saw a man with an ass that truly knocked me out was four years ago on a nude beach on Margarita Island, Venezuela.

Beautiful day. I was visiting friends and walked over to a nearby nude beach. Only about four people on the sand. One of them, a beautiful guy, mid 20s, reading a book. Fair skinned, brown hair, about 5'8", not exactly my type (I'm usually most turned on by older burly bear kind of men) but undeniably gorgeous. He was reading a book. On his stomach. Beautiful round ass, perfectly proportionate to his tight, lovely body. I couldn't keep my eyes off him for the few minutes noticed him, or when about 20 minutes later he walked to the water. On his way back from a swim he approached me. We engaged in warm, friendly conversation in English and Spanish. He was completely comfortable in his body. Quietly seductive, the most intoxicating kind. And I discovered he was very smart and well mannered, more and more of a turn on. There was nothing overtly sexual but, as in all charming Latin social exchanges, there didn't have to be for it to still be very erotic. After a while he returned to his spot.

We spoke later in the water and afterward walked back to town together. I, partnered, had no intentions of taking it further. I am not sure if he did. But a totally lovely man. With a beautiful body and an unforgettable ass. A very nice memory.

by Anonymousreply 1810/22/2011

OP, do you live in LA? There's a guy who works out at 24 hour fitness in Weho with an incredible butt. He's short and bald, but he has such a nice big butt.

by Anonymousreply 1910/22/2011

Is this guy Asian, R19?

by Anonymousreply 2010/22/2011

DAMN! Think I'm in love, R17.

by Anonymousreply 2110/22/2011

And the guy at R17 kinda reminded me of this classic. Scroll down at link.

by Anonymousreply 2210/22/2011

Geez, not only is Javy annoying, he's also a major slob. Clean your room before you post pics, piggy.

by Anonymousreply 2310/22/2011

Check out this from the Skate America thread.

by Anonymousreply 2410/22/2011

R23, shut the fuck up, bitch. My dorm is bigger than your entire floor plan.

by Anonymousreply 2510/22/2011

Mirror, this morning, etc

by Anonymousreply 2610/22/2011

Not recently. And when I do, the perfect ass is attached to a homely face, or even worse, and obnoxious personality.

by Anonymousreply 2710/23/2011

i'm looking at one right now.

by Anonymousreply 2810/23/2011

Saw James Van Der Beek the other night. NICE ass! Boy gives Matt Damon a run for the money.

by Anonymousreply 2910/23/2011


Your "dorm room" looks a lot like mom's extra bedroom.

Just sayin'

by Anonymousreply 3010/23/2011

Check out this guys great ass and his front too. Check out the video. Grip6

by Anonymousreply 3110/23/2011

Goddamn r31!

by Anonymousreply 3210/23/2011

R27, any examples?

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by Anonymousreply 3412/16/2011

I'm in the Holy Land for the holidays and couldn't believe the ass I saw on this guy.

by Anonymousreply 3512/16/2011

This morning, as my partner of 16 years was leaving for work.

by Anonymousreply 3612/16/2011

Last night -- my hot little Latin fuckbuddy. Had first my tongue and then my cock inside. Can't get enough of it.

by Anonymousreply 3712/16/2011

A while back I found myself walking down the street behind a twink with the most amazing pert jeans-clad ass. No idea what the rest of him looked like - I was mesmerised by it. I just hope the girlfriend he was with appreciates it.

by Anonymousreply 3812/16/2011

I seen this short black guy at my local Walgreens. He was sagging his jeans and had the most plump bubble butt.

by Anonymousreply 3912/16/2011

This morning, before my partner went to work. Plump and muscular.

by Anonymousreply 4012/16/2011

This morning. I got dressed and checked myself from every angle in my full length mirror.

It's round, muscular, firm and compact. I have those dents on the side. Looks great in a pair of jeans. I'm versatile but usually wind up on bottom by default.

by Anonymousreply 4112/16/2011

Well, R41, you can just fuck right off, then.

by Anonymousreply 4212/16/2011

Okay, at the risk of being too specific... I highly recommend the Wells Fargo branch in Lakeway, TX. Many choices of eye candy once you are there.

Part of the appeal is that jeans are cut so badly now that the butt is a lost art there -- nothing but saggy diapers. But fancy pants and even khakis fit snug and bank employees have to dress "up" a bit. So one can actually appreciate the goods.

I swear, that bank doesn't hold job interviews, it holds castings. Look for the blond in particular. :)

by Anonymousreply 4312/16/2011

Probably when I got out of the shower and was looking at myself in the mirror.

I hate to brag, but mine is really great.

by Anonymousreply 4412/16/2011

This Puerto Rican guy who works at the Body by Jake corporate offices in Brentwood. AMAZING muscle ass.

by Anonymousreply 4512/16/2011

Is Philip still working at Formaggio Kitchen?

by Anonymousreply 4612/16/2011

A month ago at Starbucks on a Sunday morning busily using his lap top. He didn't realize that his tight jeans were so low that his underwear was showing (although I would have liked to see more).

Unfortunately, he was so involved with the laptop, it was impossible to start a conversation

I went back a week later to try again, same time and day of the week. Of course, he sadly was not there.

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by Anonymousreply 4901/06/2012

On the beach today, wearing tight shorts. In addition to a great ass, he had fabulous pecs. As I was walking along I got the impression that he changed his direction so that we would pass closer. That thought came across stronger when he stopped to chat.

by Anonymousreply 5001/06/2012

My brother-in-law has the most scrumptious ass and he doesn't even know it. It's the most perfect bubble butt that sticks out just enough. Always love to stand behind him, just too bad he's straight...

by Anonymousreply 5101/06/2012

My ex BF. he is a gym teacher. In college, he was on the cheerleading team. He is 6'5. His ass looks like two half basketballs. Oh, he is black, or African American as he preferred.

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by Anonymousreply 5301/09/2012

The ass on Romeo at the ballet in R16 looks like it was carved out of stone.

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by Anonymousreply 5702/20/2012

I saw one today in class. When he got up, it's like his ass jumped up as well.

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by Anonymousreply 6005/05/2012

Matt Bomer's ass is a work of art. I've seen it up-close and it's amazing

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by Anonymousreply 6205/25/2012

The last time I looked into a mirror, of course.

by Anonymousreply 6305/25/2012

[quote]I got dressed and checked myself from every angle in my full length mirror.


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by Anonymousreply 6508/15/2012

I saw this guy at the supermarket with the most amazing ass.

by Anonymousreply 6612/21/2012

R66, this thread is useless without details.

by Anonymousreply 6712/21/2012

Broadway actor Norm Lewis has the best ass I've ever seen. Costume designers should be arrested for putting clothes on that man.

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by Anonymousreply 6902/10/2013

[quote]I'm a hardcore ass man

Bump indeed, R69

by Anonymousreply 7002/10/2013

Bitch Datalounge

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by Anonymousreply 7205/09/2013

Last night on Million Dollar Listing, Ryans'naked ass was pretty perfect. Just needed my tongue in it.

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by Anonymousreply 7401/09/2014

A few nights ago at 'Trader Joe's'. Must've just gotten off work. Black dress pants that were so tight because of those amazing, high-up globes of deliciousness. Cute Latino guy too. He noticed me gawking at his ass and smiled. Hahaha.

by Anonymousreply 7501/09/2014

(R41) and (R44) - Absolutely useless without pics....

by Anonymousreply 7601/09/2014

Aspirin ass! Priceless! Entering the repertoire pronto!!

by Anonymousreply 7701/09/2014

Well, there are two that come to mind.

A few months ago, I had invited a couple of coworkers over for an early Saturday dinner. I texted the guy to make sure he was still coming, and he replied, "Yeah, but I just got done hiking, so I'm in sweats. Is that ok?" I responded that it was and I would have everything ready.

He came over and, holy shit, his ass was perfectly presented. We have dinner, the girl I invited heads home to her family. He and I continue drinking. At one point, he catches me staring at his ass and says, "You're not going to get it." To which I responded, "I don't need to get it, but I'd like to feel it." Yes, he said go ahead, and I got to massage that perfect bubble but for quite awhile. Afterwards, we had a couple more drinks, and before he left he said, "Thanks for everything." Winks and heads out.

#2: favorite waiter at a local Mexican restaurant. Gorgeous guy with amazing green eyes. Knows our order and always takes great care of us when we dine there. He always takes time to chat with us and when he sees me checking out that ass, just smiles and asks, "more tea?"

Yeah, I tip the hell out of him.

by Anonymousreply 7801/09/2014

dont do it bro

by Anonymousreply 7906/15/2015

Nice old thread.

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by Anonymousreply 8112/15/2016

Thanks for resurrecting this thread!

by Anonymousreply 8212/15/2016

I agree with R24. Brian Joubert's ass is definitely in the category of Great. He's also very handsome. The attached video is from 2 years ago when he was on Dancing With The Stars.

by Anonymousreply 8312/15/2016

[quote]I 'bout got the vapors right there in the bath fixtures isle.


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by Anonymousreply 8512/15/2016

[quote] He came over and, holy shit, his ass was perfectly presented. We have dinner, the girl I invited heads home to her family. He and I continue drinking. At one point, he catches me staring at his ass and says, "You're not going to get it." To which I responded, "I don't need to get it, but I'd like to feel it." Yes, he said go ahead, and I got to massage that perfect bubble but for quite awhile. Afterwards, we had a couple more drinks, and before he left he said, "Thanks for everything." Winks and heads out.

Dataloungers have clearly been ruined by reading too much porn. They cannot tell a believable fiction to save their lives.

by Anonymousreply 8612/15/2016

[quote]Dataloungers have clearly been ruined by reading too much porn. They cannot tell a believable fiction to save their lives.

There was a post here years ago about two guys fucking in a pool. The top says something about wanting to fuck the other guy's hot ass and the bottom said "please do!"

by Anonymousreply 8712/16/2016
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