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How many songs are there about anal sex?

There's the B-52s "Dirty Back Road" but I can't think of any others.

I bet Lou Reed wrote one or two.

by Anonymousreply 14308/23/2014

"Take It On The Other Side," a now classic hit from The Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

But how many songs are there about jellyfish?

by Anonymousreply 910/18/2011

"Der Arschficksong" (translation: "The Assfuck Song"), by the German gangster rapper Sido. It's pretty gruesome.

by Anonymousreply 1010/18/2011

"Someone's In The Kitchen With Dinah".

by Anonymousreply 1110/18/2011

B-52s DBR is NOT about sex! It is about driving fast at night on rural roads, which anyone who has lived in a small town will tell you is a common way of entertainment for teenagers.

Grace Jones "Pull up to the Bumper" is.

by Anonymousreply 1310/18/2011

No, R13. It's about anal sex.

by Anonymousreply 1410/18/2011

Frank Zappa's "Broken Hearts Are For Assholes."

That's why I say, “I’m gonna ram it, ram it, ram it ram it up your poop chute” (Corn hole) Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute (Fist fuck) Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute (Wrist-watch; Crisco) Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute (Pud) Don't fool yourself girl, it’s goin’ right up your poop chute Don't fool yourself girl, it’s goin’ right up your poop chute Don't fool yourself girl, it’s goin’ right up your poop chute Don't pull yourself girl, it’s goin’ right up your poop chute Don't pull yourself girl, it’s goin’ right up your poop chute Don't pull yourself girl, it’s goin’ right up your poop

More lyrics:

by Anonymousreply 1510/18/2011

Relax by Frankie Goes To Hollywood

I'm Coming Up Your Ass by Whitehouse

John Wayne Is Big Leggy by Haysi Fantayzee

by Anonymousreply 1610/18/2011

Something Kinda Oooh - Girls Aloud

by Anonymousreply 1710/18/2011

"Pop You in the Pooper" by Jeff Stryker

by Anonymousreply 1810/18/2011

Toni Basil was willing to take it like a man, yes?

by Anonymousreply 1910/18/2011

"I Want it That Way," by the, ahem, Backstreet Boys.

by Anonymousreply 2010/18/2011

George Benson's 70s hit "Turn Your Love Around".

by Anonymousreply 2210/18/2011

I Wear My Sunglasses At Night by Corey Hart

by Anonymousreply 2310/18/2011

R2 "Backdoor Man" as covered by The Doors is all about the anal sex. You have to hear it though and You Tube more than likely has it. All I can do is type the naughty bit out.

You men eat you dinner/eat your pork and beans/ I eat more chicken than any man ever seen

by Anonymousreply 2410/18/2011

Shirley Temple's "On The Good Ship Lollipop" - originally titled On The Good Shit Lolly Pops, the 20th Century PR machine cleaned it up.

by Anonymousreply 2510/18/2011

original Tutti Fruity lyrics:

“Tutti Frutti, good booty / If it don’t fit, don’t force it / You can grease it, make it easy"

I can't imagine why they felt the need to change them.

by Anonymousreply 2610/18/2011

The Moments - "Love on a Two-Way Street", written by the late Sylvia Robinson.

by Anonymousreply 2710/18/2011

LedZep has a line in Whole Lotta Love "I want to be your backdoor man" that can be interpreted as anal sex or just wanting to be a secret lover of a married woman. Or both.

by Anonymousreply 2810/18/2011

"If It Don't Fit(Don't Force It)"by R&B singer Kellee Paterson-

"If it don't fit, don't force it Just relax and let it go Just 'cause that's how you want it Doesn't mean it will be so"

by Anonymousreply 2910/18/2011

"I Wanna Fuck You In The Ass" - Outthere Brothers

by Anonymousreply 3010/18/2011

When did "Relax" by FGTH become about anal sex? I always thought it was about masturbation.

by Anonymousreply 3110/18/2011

" "I Put My Hand in There" from Hello, Dolly, is clearly about fisting. "

And Jerry Herman didn't stop there with his fisting songs.

In Mame, it was "Did He Need A Stronger Hand."

In La Cage, it was "With You On My Arm."

by Anonymousreply 3210/18/2011

In The Grand Tour, "You I Like So Come and Take My Hand"

by Anonymousreply 3310/18/2011

The Difficult Brown - forthcoming, by Sinead O'Connor

by Anonymousreply 3410/18/2011

Referenced in "Reno" - Bruce Springsteen.

by Anonymousreply 3510/18/2011

"Two Fisted Love" by Phoebe Snow

by Anonymousreply 3610/18/2011

The Hokey Pokey.

by Anonymousreply 3710/18/2011

I believe "Back Door Man" is about anal sex. The Doors did a good version of it. Jim Morrision really was a "back door man."

by Anonymousreply 3810/18/2011

All The Lovers by Kylie

by Anonymousreply 3910/18/2011

You're not the first you're not the last / Another day another crash / Embracing my life between your thighs / We will perform in the deadly skies / Reducing my mind to endless nights / You send my dreams to their demise

"The Other Newest One" by The Germs. Darby Crash was gay.

by Anonymousreply 4010/18/2011

"Why don't we do it in the road?"

by Anonymousreply 4110/18/2011

Feist - My Moon My Man

Take it slow Take it easy on me And shed some light Shed some light on me please Take it slow And shed some light Shed some light on me please

My moon and me Not as good as we've been It's the dirtiest clean I know

by Anonymousreply 4210/18/2011

Do it to Me One More Time

Simple Gifts

by Anonymousreply 4310/18/2011

"Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison

"Nothin' to Lose" by Kiss

"Backdoor Love" by Graham Parker and the Rumour

She give me back door love She give me back door love Back door loving let nobody shut it out I'm going to knock knock on her back door Oh and I don't even know if it's right

Oh yeah But I just feel real nice when you say you'll hold me tight oh yeah La la la la la la ......Hey hey yeah

by Anonymousreply 4410/18/2011

"The Lord is Inside Me"

by Anonymousreply 4510/18/2011

Homosapien by Pete Shelly.

Homo superior in my interior

by Anonymousreply 4710/18/2011

Ween - Chocolate Town

Ween - Piss Up a Rope

I'll ride your ass like a horse in a saddle Now you're up shit creek with a turd for a paddle

by Anonymousreply 4810/18/2011

John Mellencamp - Hurts So Good

by Anonymousreply 4910/18/2011

48 replies and no one mentioned "(You Can) Ring My Bell" by Anita Ward. I heard this back when the song first came out.

You guys are slipping.

by Anonymousreply 5010/18/2011

The Yardbirds - Over, Under, Sideways, Down

by Anonymousreply 5110/18/2011

"Right" by David Bowie

"Taking it all the right way/keeping it in the back...."

by Anonymousreply 5210/18/2011

Nick Cave "Stagger Lee"

And furthermore I'll fuck Billy in his motherfucking ass

Said Stagger Lee

I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know

And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies to get to one fat boy's asshole

by Anonymousreply 5310/18/2011

Some easy listening.

A personal favorite.

by Anonymousreply 5410/18/2011

Don't cry out loud.

Just keep it inside

And learn how to hide

Your feelings...

by Anonymousreply 5510/18/2011

I thought of another German song - "Poesie und Posex", by the singer-songwriter Funny Van Dannen. The title roughly translates as "poetry and buttsex" - except that "Po" has a much less vulgar, sweeter tone than "butt".

by Anonymousreply 5610/18/2011

And here's the German song I mentioned earlier - the two couldn't be more different in tone.

by Anonymousreply 5710/18/2011

Tool have a couple more, R46:

Stinkfist - Literally about fisting. Also one of the few songs they've had that went commercial too. "Finger deep inside the borderline, show me that you love me and we belong together. Relax, turn around and take my hand.."

Prison Sex - Speaks for itself again "I need to feel this, I need it to make me whole, release inside of me/release in sodomy" "I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this. Shit blood and cum on my hands"

And of course Necro has a few more. Notable lyrics include: "You bitches love to get fucked in the ass" (Repeated chorus) "I'll keep your dick hard Necro cause I'm a slut, a sexy piece of shit that takes it in the butt." "...Fuck you raw dog while you dangle from the ceiling then cum inside you..." "...Fuck a bitch in the ass 'til her colon falls out..."

by Anonymousreply 5810/18/2011

"I wanna fuck you like an animal"

Nine Inch Nails

Of course you have to listen close, it's very subtle.

by Anonymousreply 5910/18/2011

"Back That Azz Up"--Juvenile

by Anonymousreply 6010/18/2011

R59 is such an idiot. The NIN song is about fucking from behind, not about anal.

by Anonymousreply 6110/18/2011

And R60, you're another idiot. The Juvenile song is a guy asking a girl to dance into his dick at a club. Again, not about anal sex.

by Anonymousreply 6210/18/2011

There's a reference to anal sex in Clarence Carter's Strokin'

by Anonymousreply 6310/18/2011

Mylene Farmer's "Pourvu qu'elles soient douces".

by Anonymousreply 6410/18/2011

Da' Butt!

by Anonymousreply 6510/18/2011

"Love Pains" Yvonne Elliman. "If It Hurts Just A Little" Donna Summer.

by Anonymousreply 6610/18/2011

I was told by an old BF that "Tell Me Something Good" by Rufus & Chaka Kahn was about anal sex.

by Anonymousreply 6710/18/2011

Didn't Led Zeppeling do a whole album devoted to it....In Through The Out Door

by Anonymousreply 6810/18/2011

"Knockin' At Your Back Door"--Deep Purple

by Anonymousreply 6910/18/2011

"Fuk U In the Azz" -- Outhere Brothers

by Anonymousreply 7010/18/2011

"Somewhere Over the Rainbow."

by Anonymousreply 7110/18/2011

"Onward Christian Soldiers."

"The Macarena."

"La Isla Bonita."

"Come on a my house."

by Anonymousreply 7210/18/2011

Tool probably had a shitload of them

"...turn around, feel my hand..."

by Anonymousreply 7310/18/2011

It's referenced in The Future, by Leonard Cohen

Give me crack and anal sex

Take the only tree that's left

And stuff it up the hole

In your culture

by Anonymousreply 7410/19/2011

Isn't the Rhoda theme song about anal sex? The "la la la" is when she's getting it in the can.

Also, "How Great Thou Art" is about what a great ass-fucker Jesus is.

Lastly, Carly Simon's "Coming Around Again" is about getting it in the caboose from son Ben.

by Anonymousreply 7510/19/2011

The line about "hitting the Vaseline" in Kate Bush's "Wow".

by Anonymousreply 7610/19/2011

I always thought this verse in Madge's Erotica implied anal: "If I take you from behind Push myself into your mind When you least expect it Will you try and reject it"

by Anonymousreply 7710/19/2011

[quote]Isn't the Rhoda theme song about anal sex? The "la la la" is when she's getting it in the can.

"Noo Yawk -- this is your last chance ... to fuck me in the ass!"

by Anonymousreply 7810/19/2011

I remember when this song was a hit. Hated it then, hate it now. If you just listen to the lyrics, it sooo obviously about anal sex. The year it came out, I heard it at at least 4 different weddings I went to.

It was really funny when it followed YMCA at one reception.

I was the only one laughing.

People can be so oblivious.

by Anonymousreply 7910/19/2011

"Step to the Rear" from How Now Dow Jones.

by Anonymousreply 8010/19/2011

Boogie In Your Butt

by Anonymousreply 8110/19/2011

Devil's Doll

by Anonymousreply 8210/19/2011

I don't see it, r79.

by Anonymousreply 8310/19/2011

OMG. Where the fuck have I been? I never realized what Grace Jones' Pull Up to The Bumper was about. Thank you, each and every one of you bitches. I'm serious. How could I have missed that?

by Anonymousreply 8410/19/2011

He may not have intended it this way but I'm sure we all thought anal when we first heard Mellencamp's "Hurt So Good."

by Anonymousreply 8510/19/2011

Blondie's 'Heart of Glass'?

Once I had a love and it was a gas Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass Seemed like the real thing only to find Much of mistrust, love's gone behind

by Anonymousreply 8610/19/2011

Submerge: Til We Become the Sun - by Maxwell:

"Over to under

Enter your wonder, baby

Submerge into me, baby

And take me to higher"

by Anonymousreply 8710/19/2011

Bob Dylan - Knockin' On Heaven's Door

by Anonymousreply 8810/19/2011

Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire

Clutch - Tight Like That

Britney Spears- Over Yo You Now (sounds like anal to me!)

I know this place It’s still a secret And I don’t think you’ve ever been It’s kinda hard To find the entrance You need some juice But you’ll love it once you get in This special place it’s in the basement You have to work your way around The place is hot and then it’s pumping So are you ready to go down?

by Anonymousreply 8910/19/2011

Chocolate Rain

by Anonymousreply 9010/19/2011

Dire Straits - Tunnel Of Love

Pansy Division-He Whipped My Ass In Tennis, So I Fucked His Ass In Bed

The Cocksuckers - I Love Anal Sex

by Anonymousreply 9110/19/2011

"How many songs are there about anal sex?"

According to Price Waterhouse, 7 definites, 16 highly likely, and 43 arguable.

In addition, 16,327, while certainly not about the subject, include isolated lyrics of evident buttfucking innuendo.

by Anonymousreply 9210/19/2011

Are you serious R92, especially with more than seven songs listed here which are definitely and clearly about anal?

Fuck Price Waterhouse, in the ass!

by Anonymousreply 9310/19/2011

Anal sex is a recurring theme in the Frank Zappa oeuvre. "Keep It Greasy" is another one. It's also mentioned in "Bobby Brown" ("I can take about an hour on the Tower of Power.") The original LP album cover art for "Overnite Sensation" has a motif of literal cornholing.

by Anonymousreply 9410/19/2011

I agree with Blondie's Heart of Glass, when you really listen.

by Anonymousreply 9510/19/2011

Actually, the Captain and Tennille own this thread.

You've Never Done It Like That

Then follow that with..

Do That To Me One More Time.

by Anonymousreply 9610/24/2011

Cherry Poppin, Mitch Ryder, 1979

Actually the CD it's on, How I Spent My Vacation, is the gayest work you've never heard of.

by Anonymousreply 9710/24/2011

Hi-Ho-Hi-Ho, it's up your arse we go.

by Anonymousreply 9810/25/2011

You just had to ask, OP.

by Anonymousreply 9910/25/2011

Tadpole - Backdoor * very obvious and the band admitted it

No Doubt - Hey Baby a) lyrics "all the boys get the girls in the back" (while she slaps her ass in the video) b) lyrics "can you be my one and only sunshine lady" (sun shines out of your ass) I think there's another subtle reference but i cant remember it right now.

by Anonymousreply 10007/14/2012

R53, Nick Cave didn't write Stagger Lee.

by Anonymousreply 10107/14/2012

He's a virgin from behind

He's not as curious as me

He never even stuck a finger up his butt

Just to see how it would feel

But now he's trying

To broaden his horizons

Once you get to know the feeling

You get so hot you could spray the ceiling

He's into classical music and classical tastes

He's got a classical butt and a classical waist

If ancient composers get him off

Then just call me Rachbottomoff

Rock, rock, rock, Rachbottomoff

I wanna rock, rock, rock his bottom off

Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock Rachbottomoff

He was having second thoughts

He was scared that it would hurt

So he practiced with a dildo

To see how that would work

At first he was unsure

And then the breakthrough occurred

He felt freed and empowered

Now he's ready to be deflowered

by Anonymousreply 10207/14/2012

Marvin Gaye's "Your Sure Love To Ball" First line: "ooh baby please turn yourself around, so I can love you good"

by Anonymousreply 10307/14/2012

"Abbaon Fat Tracks" by Tricky

I fuck you in the ass, just for a laugh With the quick speed, I'll make your nose bleed I ride the pre-menstrual cycle Forget about Michael Now here's the big blast, I like the big catch I'll spray you straight through I spray your daydreams

Enjoy myself, within myself And back again, encouraging sin, a powerful mind Devious mind for a devious kind Ugly noises and strange ways by the two praise

by Anonymousreply 10407/14/2012

That's the way love goes by grandma janet

by Anonymousreply 10507/14/2012

"Ask" by The Smiths

by Anonymousreply 10607/15/2012

Cole Porter-You're the Top

by Anonymousreply 10707/15/2012

I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) - Meatloaf

by Anonymousreply 10807/15/2012

Dustin at R50 is an ass. That tone of his is like saltpeter.

by Anonymousreply 10907/15/2012

Like a virgin, she was singing about her asshole, which is slightly tighter than her snatch

by Anonymousreply 11007/15/2012

Save Room by John Legend

This just might hurt a little love hurts sometimes when you do it right dont be afraid of a little bit of pain pleasure is on the other side.

Let down your guard just a little i'll keep you safe in these arms of mine hold on to me pretty baby you will see I can be all you need if you stay...

by Anonymousreply 11107/15/2012

This song's about anal.

by Anonymousreply 11203/01/2013

"Wind Beneath My Wings", but only the LeAnn Rimes version.

by Anonymousreply 11303/01/2013

Funky Town

by Anonymousreply 11403/01/2013

"Your Car (My Garage)" by Natalie Cole

by Anonymousreply 11503/01/2013

"Fuck That Booty (Work That Muscle)" by The Plasmatics.

Absolutely NO question that song is about anal sex!

by Anonymousreply 11603/01/2013

Imogen Heap wrote a song for Britney Spears called Over To You Now which heavily referenced anal sex.

by Anonymousreply 11703/01/2013

Boy is a Bottom

by Anonymousreply 11803/01/2013

"I Sit On Acid" - Lords of Acid

"Knocking At Your Back Door" - Deep Purple

"Prison Sex" - Tool

"Stinkfist" - Tool

"Otherside" - Red Hot Chili Peppers

"Ring Of Fire" - Johnny Cash

"What, What (In The Butt)" - Samwell

"Greased Lightning" - Johnny Revolta

"Pull Up To The Bumper" - Grace Jones

"Boogie In Your Butt" - Eddie Murphy

by Anonymousreply 11903/01/2013

Jeff Stryker

by Anonymousreply 12003/01/2013

"Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza" - Elton John

by Anonymousreply 12103/01/2013

R55 Someone actually used to play that as he was, um, breaking me in.

by Anonymousreply 12203/01/2013

Genie in a bottle is code for wienie in your butthole.

Murder on the dancefloor is code for murder on my asshole.

by Anonymousreply 12303/01/2013

Prince-I'll Never Be Another Fool

The lyrics: Ooh, I'll never open my legs again/To a man who's insecure I'll never open my legs again/Unless I'm really sure No I'll never, never,no/Never be another fool Sad but true, I slept with you/I thought we were in love. I even got a rose tatoo/and that was not enough ( oh you blew my mind)

by Anonymousreply 12403/01/2013

Goldfrapp's Ohh La La has a line "I'll never walk again" which could imply anal, although the song is about turning up the music.

by Anonymousreply 12503/01/2013

Digital Underground - Da Butt Juvenille - Back that thing up

and of course - Anne Murray - Snowbird.

by Anonymousreply 12603/01/2013

Go Tell Aunt Rhody

by Anonymousreply 12703/01/2013

[quote] B-52s DBR is NOT about sex

It's a double entendre song if I've ever heard one.

by Anonymousreply 12803/01/2013

You Light Up My Life by Debby Boone

by Anonymousreply 12903/01/2013

Gordon Lightfoot “Sundown” “If I find you creepin’ around my backstairs/sometimes I think it’s a sin.”

The Doors “Back Door Man”

Sade "Sweetest Taboo" (I'm wondering on this one, what do you think?)

Frankie Goes to Hollywood "Relax"

Tutti Frutti by Little Richard. He admits it's about gay anal sex, see link and scroll down a bit.

by Anonymousreply 13003/02/2013

[R13] oh yes it is...DBR Is about anal..great song too wreckless driving on dirty back roadsssss

by Anonymousreply 13103/03/2013

"Keep It Greasey (So It'll Go Down Easy) by Frank Zappa, "Nip It In The Bud" by B52s...B52s also have a country songs about cum..."Hot Lava" and "Good Stuff"

by Anonymousreply 13208/23/2014

`The Star-Spangled Banner`.

by Anonymousreply 13308/23/2014

Strawberry Bubblegum by Timberlake, you have to hear it to get why, it's not the lyrics.

by Anonymousreply 13408/23/2014

"Up The Ladder to the Roof" by the regrouped Supremes

by Anonymousreply 13508/23/2014

[quote]B-52s DBR is NOT about sex! It is about driving fast at night on rural roads, which anyone who has lived in a small town will tell you is a common way of entertainment for teenagers.

Except . . .

Dirty Back Road's first three lines are, "Reckless drivin', like a sports car / God I want you, like a fuel engine! / Energized line, like a road"

If you notice, it's not "[italic]in[/italic] a sports car" or "[italic]on[/italic] a road," it's [italic]like[/italic].

She doesn't want to drive; she wants "you."

by Anonymousreply 13608/23/2014

"Hand In Glove" by The Smiths

"Bend It" by Dave Dee Dozy Beaky Mick & Tich

Oh-yeah, that's good, oh-yes, ah-yes

Bend it, bend it, just a little bit And take it easy, show you're likin' it And lover, you know that we're gonna hit The heights 'cos I'm sure that we're made to fit Together just like pieces of a Jigsaw puzzle, what's the hustle

by Anonymousreply 13708/23/2014

"Bend Ova" by Lil Jon

by Anonymousreply 13808/23/2014

Back Door Lover by DuJour from the movie Josie and the Pussycats.

Boy band parody perfection.

by Anonymousreply 13908/23/2014

"You're the Worst Thing for Me" by Pusaka feat. Thea Austin

by Anonymousreply 14008/23/2014

Fist Fuck by Dr Know. Lead singer is Brandon Cruz, who played Eddie on Courtship of Eddie's Father.

by Anonymousreply 14108/23/2014

All I know is that Peter Griffin once said "Night Moves" by Bob Seegar is about bowel movements.

by Anonymousreply 14208/23/2014

Push push in the bush bush

Anything by the Butthole Surfers?

by Anonymousreply 14308/23/2014
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