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I always liked Don Johnson

but I never knew what to make of him. There were rumors that he liked men. I know he has always been married and I know he is very rich but is he bisexual?

by Anonymousreply 12305/26/2017

The Globe caught him buying sex toys at a porn shop and then meeting some guy at a hotel immediately after. Tried to find it online but couldn't.

by Anonymousreply 108/18/2011

His penis is enormous even when only half-erect. A huge cock is always a gay magnet.

by Anonymousreply 208/18/2011

r2, I see your point.

by Anonymousreply 308/18/2011

Sal Mineo's boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 408/18/2011

He was fucking gorgeous in his youth.

by Anonymousreply 508/18/2011

Well, when soft it looks far from enormous (scroll down at OP's link).

by Anonymousreply 608/18/2011

Are you kidding r5? He got a lot better looking as he got older. He's kinda fug in those earlier photos. As for the porn shop incident, he was caught on camera buying gay videos, one of which was entitled "Asian Studs".

by Anonymousreply 708/18/2011

Pamela Des Barres didn't say shit in either direction

by Anonymousreply 808/18/2011

I miss my Nana.

by Anonymousreply 908/18/2011

A naked young Don in the L.A. production of Fortune and Men's Eyes (1969 - and directed by Sal Mineo!). I didn't know they had done the "naked guys showering on stage" gimmick 30 years before Take Me Out. (NSFW).

by Anonymousreply 1008/18/2011

I miss my Nana.

by Anonymousreply 1108/18/2011

"very rich"? I doubt it unless he had a very smart business manager during those long-ago Miami Vice days.

by Anonymousreply 1208/18/2011

It's funny. I saw him at a little league game in LA not so long ago. Seems like a nice enough guy. Was sitting there in the dust just like the rest of us.

by Anonymousreply 1308/18/2011

"Pamela Des Barres didn't say shit in either direction."%0D %0D Yes, she did. She said he had a "huge cock." He dumped her, for 14 year old Melanie Griffith. But he told her it was okay, they could still fuck, even though he was with Melanie. Even little Melanie said it was okay if he wanted to still "see" Pamela on occasion. Pamela didn't go for that and they went their separate ways, although I think some time later they did hook up again. Pamela was also dumped by Jimmy Page...for a fourteen year old. She sure could pick 'em. %0D %0D Here's what's known about Don Johnson:%0D %0D He was (is?) a sleazy man whore%0D %0D He was heavily into cocaine and alcohol, maybe still is%0D %0D He has a big dick%0D %0D He's dumb as a tree, but with his looks it didn't much matter.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 1408/18/2011

What's with the gay porn?

by Anonymousreply 1508/18/2011

I am terrified to google a picture of him now. Someone please describe.

by Anonymousreply 1608/18/2011

The man is extremely wealthy. He was good with money and most of his wives made money. Is is an alcoholic and has made a fool of himself on Jay Leno. He was fantastic looking in his 30s. %0D %0D I did see that he bought gay porn and toys and was with a guy. Of course his publicist tried to play it down. I don't think Don really cared what anyone thought about it.

by Anonymousreply 1708/19/2011

I watch straight porn, but it has yet to un-gay me.

by Anonymousreply 1808/19/2011

I was 18 when he was hot in Miami Vice, I %0D remember thinking he was so hot for an older guy (he was 36 at the time).

by Anonymousreply 1908/19/2011

yeah, i get he thought you were kinds NOThot for a scrawny, hairless unmasculine teeny-fauxfish, R19

by Anonymousreply 2008/19/2011

Miami Vice wasn't his only TV show.

by Anonymousreply 2108/19/2011

I remember thinking he was hot on Miami Vice too. I also remember he had nice thick nipples.

by Anonymousreply 2208/19/2011

I wonder if he's ever had his ass eaten out...not by Melanie, but by another man.%0D %0D Anyone?

by Anonymousreply 2308/20/2011

Did Barbra Streisand also comment that his was the biggest cock she'd ever seen?

by Anonymousreply 2408/20/2011

His daughter with Melanie, Dakota, is gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 2508/20/2011

[quote]Yes, she did. She said he had a "huge cock."

Of course she would. He was the love of her life, she's a star fucker and he went from their relationship to superstardom. She only said that to make him happy. He clearly showed it in "The Harrad Experiment" and "huge" would be an awful big stretch if you get the drift.

by Anonymousreply 2608/20/2011

I saw an old clip from the TV Show, The Dating Game. Don Johnson was a guest on it and Hot Holy Fuck. He was gorgeous in his younger days. %0D %0D %0D Aging sucks.

by Anonymousreply 2708/20/2011

Where the hell can one find a copy of "The Harrad Experiment"? I'd love to see it...%0D

by Anonymousreply 2808/20/2011

[quote]His daughter with Melanie, Dakota, is gorgeous.


Cute girl.

by Anonymousreply 2908/20/2011

Barbra was devastated because she thought he was going to marry her, then she wakes up one day to find that he had remarried Melanie Griffith. He hadn't even broken up with her, mind you. Just disappeared and married Melanie again. He broke Barbra's heart.

by Anonymousreply 3008/20/2011

Streisand is a size queen. Has she ever been involved with anyone who wasn't rumored to have a big cock.

by Anonymousreply 3108/20/2011

I thought he had money issues a few years back. He owed some Malibu grocery store several thousand dollars or something like that. Didn't his super wealthy younger wife pay his bills??

by Anonymousreply 3208/20/2011

Don Johnson had been a male model (his photo is in one of those Athletic Model Guild books), hung out with the Andy Warhol/Factory crowd for a period, and, as already stated here, was in the Los Angeles cast of "Fortune and Men's Eyes" (a male prison drama, directed by Sal Mineo, a well-known, male homosexual).%0D %0D I have also seen Johnson (gee, what a surname!) as one of the three "eligible bachelors" on an episode of the Chuck Barris/ABC-TV production "The Dating Game" (original incarnation, hosted by Jim Lange), cruising for a pretty bachelorette. But that didn't rule out "bisexuality," as could have been a publicity stunt to further his career.%0D %0D I can attest Johnson on "The Dating Game," probably then in his early 20s, was, indeed, a tremendous specimen of male beauty--not yet "Miami Vice," just "California Nice!"

by Anonymousreply 3308/20/2011

[quote]I thought he had money issues a few years back. He owed some Malibu grocery store several thousand dollars or something like that. Didn't his super wealthy younger wife pay his bills?? "The "Miami Vice" star's company filed for bankruptcy in 2004 to avoid having his Colorado ranch sold at auction. Johnson owed $930,000 to a bank and, among other debts, $5,500 to an Aspen grocery store. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)"

by Anonymousreply 3408/20/2011

This is from 8 years ago:

Don Johnson in Possible Money Scandal

Former "Miami Vice" star Don Johnson is under investigation by German authorities after some $8 billion worth of credit notes, checks and securities were found in a suitcase in the trunk of a black Mercedes he was driving last November, according to published reports.

Johnson, 53, who was traveling with three companions across the Swiss border, was detained for several hours as authorities photocopied all the documents, the New York Post reports.

No charges have been filed, but American tax and custom officials reportedly have been informed.

German authorities have confirmed the actor, who also starred on TV's "Nash Bridges" and in the movie "Tin Cup," is suspected of being involved in a money-laundering ring, according to Britain's Daily Telegraph.

Informing American authorities "wouldn't have happened unless we were suspicious about why he had all these stocks and shares with him," German Customs Investigation Department spokesman Leonhard Bierl told that paper. "This was a lot of numbers."

Speaking to Reuters Wednesday, Johnson denied any involvement. "There is no truth to this story ... It has no merit, no foundation," he said. "They have taken a routine incident and blown it up into this money-laundering ring that supposedly I am involved in, and it has caused me unbelievable difficulty.

"I have had two bank accounts closed. I'm in a new partnership in an investment business, and both of those bank accounts were closed today as a result of this story."

by Anonymousreply 3508/20/2011

His daughter Dakota is the girl who sleeps with Justin Timberlake in his first scene in The Social Network.

by Anonymousreply 3608/20/2011

Thanks R36, I didn't think about his kids being grown.

by Anonymousreply 3708/20/2011

He went on Leno to explain why he was carrying so much money around Europe.

by Anonymousreply 3808/20/2011

He probably married Melanie again because she was a druggy and an alcoholic and Barbra wasn't. Don had his demons But he was clean for Miami Vice.

by Anonymousreply 3908/20/2011

Don was drinking like a fish during Miami Vice.

by Anonymousreply 4008/20/2011

Link to DJ making a fool of himself on Leno, please.

by Anonymousreply 4108/20/2011

Why would a well-known actor - and he was FAMOUS at one point - go to a porn shop and buy gay videos? Must be before the internet, and don't they get people to do that for them? %0D %0D He must be dumb as a brick.

by Anonymousreply 4208/20/2011

Anyone ever see his feets? Any movie? Any episode of MV I should see where I can see them?

by Anonymousreply 4308/20/2011

Don's son, Jesse. %0D %0D %0D I'd let him fuck me, but I wouldn't like it!

by Anonymousreply 4408/20/2011

He looked like Brad Star does now.

by Anonymousreply 4508/20/2011

R44 Oh dear - he'll be bald any day now. Looks like Nic Cage.

by Anonymousreply 4608/20/2011

Uh yeah # 12 very rich! Won big ass multi million$$$ law suit against some producer or whomever.

by Anonymousreply 4708/20/2011

Used to whack off to my mom's copy of The Harrad Experiment circa 1969.

by Anonymousreply 4808/20/2011

I used to jerk it to Don Johnson back in the Miami Vice days. I was a teen and he was my daddy fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 4908/20/2011

He used to hang out with Gregg Allman when they were trying to stay sober and he was working in Miami. I'm surprised Cher never fucked him?

by Anonymousreply 5008/20/2011

Don Johnson has been a very very charming man and he is still charming. I like seeing him in the movies, however i think that in his personal life he was an asshole, at least in the past... I read that he was abusive to his ex wife Melanie Griffith (It is said that he was hitting her) and it is also known that he was a heavy drinker. I wonder if he got over his drinking problem.

by Anonymousreply 5112/04/2012

"Heartbeat, I'm searching for a heartbeat..." That awful song (which was a hit on MTV, the video is hilarious!) was written by Ronstadt co-hort Wendy Waldman. Didn't he successfully sue the producers of "Nash Bridges" a few years ago saying that they never paid him the syndication rights or salary he deserved?

by Anonymousreply 5212/04/2012

What's wrong with R20?

by Anonymousreply 5312/04/2012

I'm curious about rich people who are addicts and alcoholics. What with all of the resources they have--travel, therapy, personal chefs, etc you would think that they could drown their sorrows in something less indelicate as piss-jeans and vomit-pillows.

by Anonymousreply 5412/04/2012

He's still married to the much younger Wells Fargo-connected heiress, Kelley Phleger, who had previously dated -- Gavin Newsom. Her family are members in good standing of San Francisco society and friends of the Gettys. Now that's a marriage I couldn't and still can't figure out.

by Anonymousreply 5512/04/2012

Don also had a nude scene frolic with former fatty/actress folk singer Holly Near in THE MAGIC GARDEN OF STANLEY SWEETHEART.

by Anonymousreply 5612/04/2012

Remember how much he smoked on Miami Vice? I know Mad Men is the exception because it's period, but can you even imagine the hunky male lead on a tv show smoking in this day and age? It would be a scandal!

by Anonymousreply 5712/04/2012

I'm going to see 'The Hot Spot' tonight. It's directed by Dennis Hopper. Don Johnson stars with Virginia Madsen and Jennifer Connelly. Have you seen it?

by Anonymousreply 5812/04/2012

[quote]I'm going to see 'The Hot Spot' tonight.

Is it still in a theater somewhere or are you posting from 1990? Just kidding. I did happen to see it on it's original release and remember it as a fun, sleazy little neo-noir.

by Anonymousreply 5912/04/2012

I prefer daddy types so I loved Don in his Nash Bridges days. Stone Cold Steve Austin had a guest appearance in an episode of that show once. Hot daddy overload!

by Anonymousreply 6012/04/2012

Don Johnson was completely naked from the front for an instant in The Harrad Experiment. He was totally normal, nothing much. No "biggest cock" shit.

by Anonymousreply 6112/04/2012

There was a blind item about him recently about him hosting all male orgies at his Aspen house when the wife's away. Also "Heartbeat" was a #5 hit on the Billboard charts! And written by Eric Kaz of "I'm Blowing Away" fame. Wendy Waldman did lyrics.

by Anonymousreply 6212/04/2012

The man's only hit was a remade Helen Reddy song. That shows how low he'll sink

by Anonymousreply 6312/04/2012 had a BI about him trying to hit on his co-star Phillip Michael Thomas.

by Anonymousreply 6412/04/2012

He was so hot in "Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man" in those tight jeans showcasing that plump ass and great bulge.

by Anonymousreply 6512/04/2012

He was always a major sleaze. He was fucking Melanie Griffith when she was 14 and he was 22. By way of explanation, he said in an interview that he was a very immature 22 year old and she was a very mature 14 year old, so it all evened out. He screwed Barbra Streisand for a while; I think she did a record with him. I guess he thought that hooking up with Streisand would jumpstart his singing "career." He's a typical Hollywood dirtbag.

by Anonymousreply 6612/05/2012

I'd say it's bigger than normal. It's semi-erect in this photo.

by Anonymousreply 6712/05/2012

He was smokin' hot in "A Boy and his Dog"

by Anonymousreply 6812/05/2012

You're crazy, r67.

by Anonymousreply 6912/05/2012

R59, 'Hot Spot' was indeed sleazy. Interesting to watch but not with much heart in it and not with much wit in it either.

Guys, which is the best Don Johnson movie according to you? I have fond memories of 'Paradise'...

by Anonymousreply 7012/06/2012

That Don asshole was very beautiful and charming in his youth.

by Anonymousreply 7112/06/2012

In a nice sized bit he's Big Daddy in Django Unchained. Hot for 60+

by Anonymousreply 7212/06/2012

I hated his character in 'Hot Spot'. Very cheap and fake.

by Anonymousreply 7312/06/2012

Those Miami Vice fashions may look ridiculous now, but back in the 80s they were the height of fashion. Men all over the country were dressing like Don Johnson so they could look "cool" like he did.

by Anonymousreply 7412/06/2012

Don Johnson BITCH

by Anonymousreply 7512/06/2012

He is a bitch

by Anonymousreply 7612/06/2012

I believe he is bi. He was gorgeous when he was young and still looks pretty good...I'm sure he had work done and he's got a good face. He's very rich and married rich. I was surprised when he was with Streisand.

by Anonymousreply 7712/06/2012

I told you, he is probably a bitch but a handsome bitch. I dislike his character, he seems sleazy but i like his looks. Does anybody has anything good to write about Don Johnson's character and surprise me positively?

by Anonymousreply 7812/07/2012

who didn't love this song and video???

by Anonymousreply 7912/07/2012

R79 the song is terrible. Don Johnson is charming.

by Anonymousreply 8012/07/2012

I can't believe Eric Kaz wrote that shit. And Wendy Waldman, they must've been coked.

by Anonymousreply 8112/07/2012

Yes, actually 'Heartbeat' is one of the worst songs ever written.


by Anonymousreply 8212/07/2012

And the aforementioned "I'm Blowing Away" and "I Won't Be Hanging 'Round, and "Love Has No Pride" are all great songs recorded by Bonnie Raitt, Linda Ronstadt, Cher and many others.

by Anonymousreply 8312/07/2012

Is it public knowledge that Melanie Griffith was only 14 when they got together? I have a feeling it's not and there would have been a bigger fuss over it if more people knew. That is way below the age of consent in any state.

by Anonymousreply 8409/02/2013

Dakota is just pretty.

by Anonymousreply 8509/02/2013

It's 'public' knowledge due to Pamela Desbarres' book I'M WITH THE BAND. She wrote all about how little Melanie would drive to Hollywood, at age 14, party with the best of them & proceed to steal Don away from her (right under Pam's nose).

by Anonymousreply 8609/02/2013

Dakota has a mouthful of teeth, kinda like Ron Regan, Jr.....surprised Melanie didn't see that she got orthodantia

by Anonymousreply 8709/02/2013

Jesse Johnson is gorgeous in that pic. I don't know what the others are complaining about. He's no Nic Cage.

by Anonymousreply 8809/02/2013

It was public knowledge at the time, r84. The seventies was the last decade where that kind of behavior was, on some level, acceptable. At least for "Hollywood types." The 70's managed to be simultaneously earnest/corny and pedophiliac/creepy.

by Anonymousreply 8909/02/2013

But Melanie's mother allowed it.

by Anonymousreply 9009/02/2013


Melanie's mother is Tippi Hedren. Melanie is named after Tippi's character in [italic]The Birds[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 9109/02/2013

I'm re-watching Miami Vice episodes. Don Johnson is gorgeous and Olmos has a unique character. Tubbs is kind of boring.

by Anonymousreply 9210/16/2014

Johnson was completely in love with himself.

by Anonymousreply 9310/17/2014

He had a great ass back in the day, too.

by Anonymousreply 9410/17/2014

I liked how his chest was always smooth on MV.

by Anonymousreply 9510/17/2014

When BaBa Walters interviewed him during his Miami Vice days, she wrote IN THE ARTICLE...

I just wanted to push his plate of fish into his face.

Apparently, he was really full of himself.

Grabbed his dinner, sat down, and said... ok, you got 5 minutes.

by Anonymousreply 9610/17/2014

He did a Rolling Stone cover story at the height of Miami Vice's popularity where he said he experimented with bisexuality, but said in a "everyone was doing it in the scene" sort of way.

by Anonymousreply 9710/17/2014

Melanie is not named after her mother's character in The Birds. She wasn't born well before that movie. Hitchcock even gave her a present - a doll of her mother, in character, lying in a toy... casket.

by Anonymousreply 9810/17/2014

I could never stand him, appeared very smug and pleased with himself, turned out to be the usual druggie and alcoholic. He coasted on his looks, he certainly had no talent. Probably stares in the mirror..looking at the crow's feet, wrinkles, where is that phone number for the plastic surgeon he wonders in a drunken haze.

by Anonymousreply 9910/17/2014

That should have been "She WAS born before The Birds".

by Anonymousreply 10010/17/2014

Not sure if bisexual is the right word, he's more of a "I'll sleep with anything or anybody if it will get me attention and advance my career" type.

by Anonymousreply 10110/17/2014

His chest is so smooth and tanned. Gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 10210/17/2014

He's not a bad actor. Here's one of the best scenes with Johnson and Olmos.

by Anonymousreply 10310/17/2014

I'm not sure if this is about Don Johnson or not so would appreciate help given, but in the 90s some celebrity sued over a surgery where he was on the operating table and came out of anesthetic early and heard the doctor laughing at his small penis. He had looked up his gown and was mocking his tiny cock. I could swear it was about Don Johnson because of Melanie Griffiths being mentioned. Was this about Don Johnson or not?

by Anonymousreply 10412/25/2015

You mean this photo? Look how thick his bush is. He is not small, by any measure.

by Anonymousreply 10512/25/2015

[quote]He had a great ass back in the day, too.

Yes, indeed.

Any pics?

by Anonymousreply 10612/25/2015

I have that movie The Harrad Experiment on DVD.

This has reminded me of why I bought it.

Must watch it.

by Anonymousreply 10712/25/2015

R105 I hope you're being facetious as that 'cock' is fucking tiny.

by Anonymousreply 10812/25/2015

Not it isn't R108. DJ is 5 foot 11 and you can't even see part of it for the bush. There are porn stars with less.

by Anonymousreply 10912/25/2015

R109 Firstly no way on hell is DJ 5'11. He would need to stand on a milk crate to reach that height and secondly that cock flaccid is small. I doubt it would grow that much either. If you consider that big then I'm fucking twelve inches then.

by Anonymousreply 11012/25/2015

I never liked him. He's dumb as a box of rocks. And he's an asshole. He and Melanie Griffith had a long relationship. They were both of the same type: cute and dumb. He started fucking her when she was 14 (he was 24). In a Playboy interview the interviewer said wasn't she a little young and he said he was a very immature 24 year old and she was a very mature 14 year old, so it kind of balanced out. That's a typical excuse pervs use when they get caught fucking underage girls. They had a brief marriage when they were young and later on reconnected. People magazine did a cover story on them proclaiming them "The happiest couple in Hollywood!" That marriage didn't last either. Their daughter from that union starred in the dreadful "Fifty Shades of Grey" movie.

In interviews, Johnson comes off as a typical Hollywood creep.

by Anonymousreply 11112/25/2015

He was so sexy in the "The Long Hot Summer" remake in the 80s.

by Anonymousreply 11212/25/2015

handsome son. looks like a mixture of Don Johnson, Kevin Costner and Mathew McConaughey and of all people Luke Perry

by Anonymousreply 11312/25/2015

Handsome son? Holy hell. He looks like a mix of a drunken alky and an AIDS victim. He looks unclean, unhealthy and unloved. He also looks like a small cocked sleaze like his daddy.

by Anonymousreply 11412/25/2015

??? bitter much?

by Anonymousreply 11512/25/2015

R115 Hey Donny your washed out son can defend himself. Why don't you go back to buying dildos and gay pornos and work on shoving those 12 inch black dildos up your pussy.

by Anonymousreply 11612/25/2015

r116 is Tippi Hedren.

by Anonymousreply 11712/25/2015

R117 No Dumbass Don, calling me your ex cunty mother in law still doesn't change the fact you have a tiny penis and a fetish for shoving meaty dildos up your chocolate highway.

by Anonymousreply 11812/25/2015

Philip Michael Thomas then, R118?

by Anonymousreply 11912/25/2015

Pamela des Barres fucked him and of course she burbled about it in her memoir "I'm With The Band." She said he had a "HUGE cock." I've seen nude photos of him; that is NOT a huge cock.

by Anonymousreply 12012/25/2015

R119 FFS at this rate you'll be guessing until you little cock pushes up a lone daisy.

by Anonymousreply 12112/25/2015

In the seventies it was considered no big deal if a male celebrity was banging a little girl.

There was Don and little Melanie. Pamela Des Barres said that Don told her he was going to be with Melanie but they could remain fuck buddies; she also said that Melanie was completely ok with that. Ugh.

Rick Springfield was the "boyfriend" of Linda Blair. He was 24; she was 15. Her parents were so indulgent of their little movie star darling that they allowed her and Springfield to shack up together in the family home. Many years later in an interview Springfield said that anybody doing what he did would probably get lynched today, but that during the seventies it was considered just one of those things.

Jimmy Page became smitten with Lori Maddox, a 14 year old groupie. According to her she was literally kidnapped by Page's goons, thrown into a car and brought to his hotel room. She, being a 14 year old dimwit, eventually came to think that Page's behavior was very romantic. He dumped Pamela Des Barres for her. He dumped her for Bebe Buell. That's how it goes from groupies.

by Anonymousreply 12212/26/2015

He's still cool

by Anonymousreply 12305/26/2017
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