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Happy 39th Birthday KEN RYKER!

May that big cock buy you some favors in the jailhouse!

by Anonymousreply 5809/23/2014

And also a Happy 29th to Jeremy Bilding!

by Anonymousreply 108/17/2011

It's interesting how once upon a time Ryker claimed to be the same age as I am, and now he has mysteriously become six years younger than I am.

by Anonymousreply 208/17/2011

Why is he in jail?

by Anonymousreply 308/17/2011

A rogue Kia from the Liberal Media set him up, R3.

by Anonymousreply 408/17/2011

Happy Birthday Ken! The DL loves you!!!!

by Anonymousreply 508/17/2011

He was arrested for slamfucking a bottom without being in possession of an erection.

by Anonymousreply 608/17/2011

What's really interesting, R2, is that Ken Ryker was born to US military personnel stationed in South Korea and his birth records are in the public record. Perhaps it's *your* memory that's getting sketchy as you grow ancienter -- er, older. Maybe it's the overuse of first-person pronouns that's wizened your mind.

by Anonymousreply 707/02/2013

hot

by Anonymousreply 807/02/2013

[quote]ancienter

Oh, [italic]dear.[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 907/02/2013

Ken went to my gym in "the valley" for a few years. He's not that tall and his shoulder are big but weird. They slope down which makes his head look tiny. Always came with a crew of people.

Julian also went to my gym. Yes, they knew each other.

by Anonymousreply 1007/02/2013

That poor boy had an unfortunately small taint. That gorgeous meat stick had no support whatsoever.

by Anonymousreply 1107/02/2013

R10, Santa Clarita Athletic Club?

Used to see him there along with the likes of Mark Paul Gosselaar, Power Rangers, etc...

None of them ever showered, though.

He claims to be 6'4, but I'm 6'4 and he was shorter than me. Still, I'd have dropped to my knees in a hot second.

by Anonymousreply 1207/02/2013

R7, you do realize that you are replying to a post made almost two years ago don't you?

Of course you don't.

by Anonymousreply 1307/02/2013

"That poor boy had an unfortunately small taint."

Is there a correlation between small taint/long dick? I have an extremely voluptuous taint area- but only about 5" dick.

by Anonymousreply 1407/02/2013

This picture says it all

by Anonymousreply 1507/02/2013

One fine piece of Ryker specimen.

by Anonymousreply 1607/02/2013

Break me a piece of that!

by Anonymousreply 1707/02/2013

[R13} you do realize that the date of birth *does not change,* regardless of when the thread started or posts were made, don't you?

Of course you don't.

by Anonymousreply 1804/11/2014

Yeah right, 11 inch penis. Gurl, please.

by Anonymousreply 1904/11/2014

His real name is Gary Poker or something.

Anyway, he was born in Korea so the poor sap will never be president.

by Anonymousreply 2004/11/2014

He's very hot in still photos, but was always a dud on video.

There's nothing less sexy than porn with guys who can't maintain a boner.

by Anonymousreply 2104/11/2014

I agree with r22. I only saw Ken in one decent scene. I can't remember the title, but he fucked a short blond twink with braces.

by Anonymousreply 2204/11/2014

Sure she's 39.

by Anonymousreply 2304/11/2014

[quote]Sure she's 39.

The OP is from three years ago.

by Anonymousreply 2404/11/2014

Sure she's 42

by Anonymousreply 2504/11/2014

Did we ever confirm his twitter account was a fake?

by Anonymousreply 2604/11/2014

He is in jail right?

by Anonymousreply 2704/13/2014

One of my first porn obsessions, back when he appeared in Playgirl.

by Anonymousreply 2806/04/2014

You can't really be that stupid, R30. Can you?

It's actually Gary Pokorney.

by Anonymousreply 3006/04/2014

Ken's penis is between 8 1/2 and 9 inches. Its not bigger than that. His penis is not over 9 inches long (I don't care what his publicity, etc says.)

John Holmes penis length was no where near 13 inches. It was all hype. John had about 9 inches erect. John was over 6 foot tall and slender. That (along with camera angles and usually slim porn partners)helped to make his penis appear longer. It was not over 9 inches.

Take a look at a lot of their erect shots online. You'll be able to tell they were not as big as their publicity claimed.

by Anonymousreply 3106/04/2014

Do you know what the word "pedantic" means, r39?

by Anonymousreply 3206/04/2014

Bill Flagstaff was his name in straight porn.

by Anonymousreply 3306/04/2014

Hopefully we'll find out when he shows up, R33.

by Anonymousreply 3406/04/2014

LOL!

by Anonymousreply 3506/04/2014

Face in the last picture shows he's either HIV+ and/or been using using lots of steroids.

by Anonymousreply 3606/04/2014

Has anyone here ever met Ken Ryker and/or had sex with him? If so, what was the experience like?

by Anonymousreply 3706/04/2014

r30, "Bill Flagstaff" was his nom du porn when he worked with Colt (he switched it to "Ken Ryker" when he worked with Falcon and other studios).

His real name is indeed Gary Pokorney, as r31 states.

by Anonymousreply 3806/04/2014

[quote]What's really interesting, [R2], is that Ken Ryker was born to US military personnel stationed in South Korea and his birth records are in the public record. Perhaps it's *your* memory that's getting sketchy as you grow ancienter -- er, older. Maybe it's the overuse of first-person pronouns that's wizened your mind.

I know this is from a year ago, but its tone of hyperdefensive snippiness is hysterical! What the fuck did this poster have emotionally invested in Ken Ryker?

by Anonymousreply 3906/04/2014

That's nice, R39, but R33 is still waiting for an answer.

by Anonymousreply 4006/04/2014

I'll answer r33 if he can explain to me the origin of his amazing precognitive powers!

by Anonymousreply 4106/04/2014

Shut up, r44!

by Anonymousreply 4706/04/2014

r44: were you serious about Ken possibly having AIDS? where did you hear that?

its beyond me why someone would pay an alleged prostitute (call it escorting all you want, its prostitution), for sex...hung and famous or not.

by Anonymousreply 4806/06/2014

wasn't he the one Tony Danza used to hire?

by Anonymousreply 4906/06/2014

LIES, R50!

by Anonymousreply 5006/06/2014

His birthday is coming up. Let's do something big for him.

by Anonymousreply 5107/17/2014

Too bad he and Mark Dalton couldn't have been cellmates.

by Anonymousreply 5207/17/2014

So he is 42 now

by Anonymousreply 5409/23/2014

Very hot in stills. He's one of those people that seem so physically perfect(at least when he was younger) that they become asexual. I can't imagine him ever enjoying sex. With anyone. Male or female.

by Anonymousreply 5509/23/2014

He was very young in R55's pic. By the time ol' Ken had exited the porn world, his face had taken a beating from the hot Texas sun.

by Anonymousreply 5609/23/2014

A dude who perfectly fit into the fantasy football player role. He didn't have to act, he was.

by Anonymousreply 5709/23/2014
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