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The nelliest teen idol in history

Who is it?%0D %0D %0D %0D %0D Zac Efron?%0D %0D %0D %0D Taylor Lautner?

by Anonymousreply 11503/13/2015

Justin Bieber makes Zac Efron and Taylor Lautner look like a pair of whiskey-shooting, tobacco-chewing lumberjacks who spend their free time scouring NASCAR payperview nights in sports bars on the prowl for bitches and hos.

by Anonymousreply 207/16/2011

Another vote for Justin Bieber.

by Anonymousreply 307/16/2011

For your consideration: Jimmy Osmond.

by Anonymousreply 407/16/2011

Neil Sedaka. No contest.

by Anonymousreply 507/16/2011

That Jimmy Osmond video is brilliant. Did he ever put out an album of mammy songs?

by Anonymousreply 707/16/2011

Bieber's popularity mystifies me. I was SHOCKED when I found out his real age. I assumed he was 12.

by Anonymousreply 807/16/2011

Justin Bieber doesn't look like a man. He doesn't even look like a boy. He looks like a very young lesbian. I don't think he has any testosterone, nor has he gone through puberty (and he's almost 18). Something is very weird there.

Zac is slightly more masculine than Taylor Lautner, who is GLARINGLY gay.

But then you have Robert Pattinson, who is so giggly and fey in all of his interviews.

by Anonymousreply 907/16/2011

Osmond was never a teen idol, though.%0D He was like Jimmy Baio - a relative of famous people.%0D %0D And why are his eye so damn far apart?

by Anonymousreply 1007/16/2011

R9's post reminded me of this:

by Anonymousreply 1107/16/2011

[quote]nor has he gone through puberty

He has now.

by Anonymousreply 1207/16/2011

I don't think Bieber's effeminate, either. He has no effeminate mannerisms (hands, neck) and unlike Lautner does not have gayvoice.

by Anonymousreply 1307/16/2011

Chris Colfer is probably the nelliest of them all. Remember he was second place in that ridic AfterElton list.

by Anonymousreply 1407/16/2011

Teen Idols are nelly by definition.

by Anonymousreply 1507/16/2011

Yes, it's Chris Colfer.

by Anonymousreply 1607/16/2011

"Chris Colfer is probably the nelliest of them all. Remember he was second place in that ridic AfterElton list."%0D %0D %0D %0D %0D Chris Colfer isn't really a teen idol, though. Gay men vote at AfterElton, not teen/tween girls.

by Anonymousreply 1707/16/2011

Tween/teen girls ADORE Chris.

by Anonymousreply 1807/16/2011

There was a pale, skinny blond kid (long hair) on the covers of teen magazines several decades ago. Put a stuffed bra on him and he could pass for a girl.

by Anonymousreply 1907/16/2011

Taylor Lautner makes Zac Effron look positively butch.

by Anonymousreply 2007/16/2011

But the irony is that Bieber is not gay. He actually strikes me as probably growing into a real pussy hound. %0D %0D Zac Efron don't like pussy. That is apparent when you first look at him. Zac is pretty, plastic and a closet case.

by Anonymousreply 2107/16/2011

Taylor Lautner owns this thread. He is very aware of his image, and how his effeminate nature hurts this image. Catch some clips of him when he has "let his guard down," so to speak... VERY nelly. His PR team is very good about keeping him out of non-acting situations such as interview and charity events for this reason.%0D %0D Justin Bieber is sort of an outlier, and certainly a unique case. His popularity, like someone else said, mystifies me since he became a teen heatthrob without even beginning puberty until at least age 17. When I was a teen (two decades ago), there was value placed on the attractiveness of somoeone who was clearly becoming a man, unlike Bieber, who was at the height of his popularity at age 16 without even beginning puberty. Puberty that delayed is unusual, but not unheard of. Bieber's PR people are aware that his extraordinarily delayed puberty is becoming noticeable, and they are careful not to place him in a sitaution where it would be obvious - ie. when he played in a televised charity basketball game recently, he played with a sleeved t-shirt under his sleeveless jersey to avoid making obvious his lack of pubic hair. Bieber, however, is now undergoing puberty and is, although VERY short, not at all nelly. He will be particularly young-looking and handsome when he's in his 30's.%0D %0D Zac Efron, by the way, is also not nelly.

by Anonymousreply 2207/16/2011

[quote]But the irony is that Bieber is not gay. He actually strikes me as probably growing into a real pussy hound.

Really? I think his 'relationship' with Selena Gomez is incredibly awkward and fake.

Robert Pattinson not only looks like somebody who doesn't like pussy, he has actually stated he HATES it. He's also showmancing a lesbian...

by Anonymousreply 2307/16/2011

Nobody could out-nellie Leif Garrett with his pouty lips, fluffy hair, queenie poses...

by Anonymousreply 2407/16/2011

Sweet 16

by Anonymousreply 2507/16/2011

More Miss Garrett prior to jail.

by Anonymousreply 2607/16/2011

Someone could try.

by Anonymousreply 2707/16/2011

[quote]Chris Colfer isn't really a teen idol, though. Gay men vote at AfterElton, not teen/tween girls.

LMAO.. really!?!? I beg to differ. How do you explain the fugly Darren Kriss coming up on top if fangirls didn't vote? They were actually allowed to vote in their hot men. And btw.. yeah, I don't think Darren Kriss is hot at all, and he doesn't deserve to be on the list, I can name 100 guys who are hotter than him. That said, I can kinda see how people would find him attractive, or good looking (NOT hot or sexy), so it does make sense he's on the list. I know I'm in the minority to find him ugly. But and this is the major thing.. do you think he deserves to be #1?!?! Is he hotter than that werewolf guy from True Blood (sorry, can't remember his name), or hotter than Ryan Gosling? Uhm.. NO. I can't wait for all this Glee shit to be over, and for the girls to finally realize how fug Darren Kriss is. It's like they're in a haze right now, blinded by their stupidity.

by Anonymousreply 2807/16/2011

Oh c'mon r23, Robert's comment was tongue-in cheek. I'm not saying that he's straight, but the statement was about being overwhelmed during a photoshoot that he was glad when that particular photoshoot was done. I think some define nellyness a bit different than others. There are some who claim that someone is nellier when he tries to hide his femme side while acting all butch and let his nelly side shine through accidently when he gets caught off guard while others think someone who's femme 24/7 is the nelliest. Personally I believe in the latter of the two definitions I mentioned.

by Anonymousreply 2907/16/2011

This one out-nellies Lautner, Efron, Bieber and Colfer.

by Anonymousreply 3007/16/2011

Leif Garrett going directly go jail.

by Anonymousreply 3107/16/2011

[quote]Chris Colfer isn't really a teen idol, though. Gay men vote at AfterElton, not teen/tween girls.

You must be a naive little fangurl yourself if you think AfterElton is has anything to do with gay men. It's infested with fraus and fangurls. Even the votes that are supposed to be from gay men are mostly women/girls posing as such.

by Anonymousreply 3207/16/2011

Bieber doesn't seem Nelly to me. Although, this picture surely does.

by Anonymousreply 3307/16/2011

Chris Colfer is not considered hot by teens and tweens, so he doesn't really qualify. He's the cuddly, gay best friend. Not a heartthrob.

by Anonymousreply 3407/16/2011

"Zac Efron, by the way, is also not nelly."%0D %0D %0D %0D Are you kidding? You need to watch High School Musical. He is supposed to be a high school basketball star but he comes across as more delicate than his "girlfriend" Vanessa Hudgens%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 3507/16/2011

Zac Efron has the nelliest nose job.

by Anonymousreply 3607/16/2011

How has nobody mentioned Justin Timberlake yet?

by Anonymousreply 3707/16/2011

Chris Colfer owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 3807/16/2011

[quote]Chris Colfer is not considered hot by teens and tweens, so he doesn't really qualify.

He's a teen idol teens and tweens want to hang out with. He's unthreatening.

by Anonymousreply 3907/16/2011

How soon they forget me! Barely cold in the grave...

by Anonymousreply 4007/16/2011

Henry Orient

by Anonymousreply 4107/16/2011

Anybody who has seen Leif on the "World's Dumbest Criminals" show has to have seen how nellie he is sometimes.

by Anonymousreply 4207/16/2011

The 14-year-old Taylor Hanson

by Anonymousreply 4307/16/2011

While I think Efron is beautiful, I didn't think he was nelly at all in Charlie St. Cloud (horrible movie) or Me and Orson Welles (good movie). When high school musical was shot, he was 17-18. As he's gotten older, he has developed more manly mannerisms. Whether it's due to hard work or natural changes, who knows.

by Anonymousreply 4407/16/2011

I'd say Joe Jonas is really nelly, but you can tell he tries hard to hide it and act "manly".

by Anonymousreply 4507/16/2011

Who played James at 15?

by Anonymousreply 4607/16/2011

And who's that other boy in the High School Musical movies? The little brother of the mean girl. He wears a lot of hats.

by Anonymousreply 4707/16/2011

Lance Kerwin...he was pretty but not really nelly. He had that husky voice and you could buy him fucking older woman Kate Jackson

by Anonymousreply 4807/16/2011

I really think that the Justin Bieber thing is several years younger than claimed. I don't know why, maybe a mid-teen kid is more salable than a prepubescent, but he's gone from looking about eleven to looking about fourteen.%0D %0D I mean, what's more likely, a delayed puberty or a lying publicist?

by Anonymousreply 4907/16/2011

Ryan Seacrest

by Anonymousreply 5007/16/2011

R49 I think the same blessed thing you do. I really do. It is like some publicist decided that he would look cuter longer if they lied about his age like the dickens.

Ahem

Taylor Hanson owns this thread a mite bit. Someone else already mentioned him. But for the love of Pete he sure is gay.

Check out this silly you tube clip I found. He pings hard even now.

by Anonymousreply 5107/16/2011

Bwah, r41! I LOVE that movie!

A teen idol must be a romantic object. Chris Colfer is not one.

by Anonymousreply 5207/16/2011

r15, I beg your pardon?

by Anonymousreply 5307/16/2011

LOL @ R40's clip! %0D %0D %0D Now there's a trip down memory lane...

by Anonymousreply 5407/17/2011

[quote]Justin Bieber doesn't look like a man. He doesn't even look like a boy. He looks like a very young lesbian

LOL! You're too much!

by Anonymousreply 5507/17/2011

Homosexual tinymeat Brad Pitt would be our choice.

A candid cell phone video some years ago revealed that she is a pouty little queen, in other words: all woman!

by Anonymousreply 5607/17/2011

For your consideration, Miss Justin Timberlake from Memphis, Tennassee:

by Anonymousreply 5707/17/2011

R57, he comes across as even nellier in this Star Search clip

by Anonymousreply 5807/17/2011

R34 Anyone who thinks teen girls don't find Chris Colfer hot have never talked to one. Go check out the Chris Colfer tag on Tumblr any day of the week and you'll see evidence of it. Go look at it now, in fact, because they're lusting over set photos of him from Struck by Lightning right now.

by Anonymousreply 5907/17/2011

Nellier than Sal Mineo? Oh please.

by Anonymousreply 6007/17/2011

Jimmy Baio ....LOL

by Anonymousreply 6111/27/2012

Shaun "hardy boy" Cassidy

by Anonymousreply 6211/27/2012

Neil Sedaka

by Anonymousreply 6311/27/2012

Taylor Lautner. He is marketed and viewed as a macho sex symbol even though he actually is very feminine acting naturally. Weird dichotomy that owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 6411/27/2012

Taylor Hanson

I feel bad for him. In the YouTube clip I am linking to he tries with all his might for a purse to not fall out of his mouth to no avail. Poor dear.

by Anonymousreply 6511/27/2012

Rene Simard!

by Anonymousreply 6611/27/2012

Michael Jackson was hiding in plain sight, am I right?

by Anonymousreply 6711/27/2012

In history? Frankie Avalon.

by Anonymousreply 6811/27/2012

Like R5, Neil Sedaka is immediately who comes to mind - and he's even before my time.

For you eldergays, was Richard Chamberlain nelly as the doctor? I sure as hell knew he was nelly when I was a six year old watching Thorn Birds.

by Anonymousreply 6911/27/2012

I always found Will Wheaton a little too femme for comfort.

by Anonymousreply 7011/27/2012

Well, I was straight and not as big an idol as I wanted to be, but I was the nelliest little mezzo crooner you EVER saw.

by Anonymousreply 7111/27/2012

r47, that was Lucas Grabeel. But that was just the character he played. Wasn't really teen idol status, either. Teen yes, idol no.

Speaking of HSM, Disney does seem to have a constant stable of super nelly teen boys. Wouldn't quite call any of them idols, but you've got Cole Sprouse, Sterling Knight & Kenton Duty as just a few recent examples. Nelly, nelly, nelly & gay, gay, gay. Does Disney do some type of market research which indicates that little girls will quickly fall in love with nelly, gay actors & therefore watch their shows?

Aaron Carter owns this thread. Although he was trying to rock the whole kiddy hip-hop thing, it struck me that he mostly looked & sounded like he'd rather be playing with Barbies.

by Anonymousreply 7211/27/2012

BUT (going off topic) Wayne Newton did have a sense of humor, so long as your weren't making fun of his masculinity, Indian heritage, or bizarre facial surgery/roof tar hair color.

Here is his duet with Janis Fucking Joplin.

by Anonymousreply 7311/27/2012

Was Prince ever considered a teen idol?

by Anonymousreply 7411/27/2012

Is it true that Justine wore overalls to meet the president of Canada?

by Anonymousreply 7511/27/2012

thread closed

by Anonymousreply 7611/27/2012

The Hanson brothers have really turned out to be quite cute.

by Anonymousreply 7711/27/2012

R74, No, he was too old and too sexual.

by Anonymousreply 7811/27/2012

Danny Pintauro

by Anonymousreply 7911/27/2012

Watching R76's clip.

Is the guy in the blue speedo @1:47 actually hearing the music?

by Anonymousreply 8011/27/2012

Oh honey, no contest:

by Anonymousreply 8111/27/2012

R76 I'm still laughing from that video!!! It was so wrong on so many levels.

by Anonymousreply 8211/27/2012

Hunter Parrish?

Not sure if he qualifies as a "teen idol".

by Anonymousreply 8311/27/2012

Not exactly a teen idol, but does anyone remember that child actor Hunter Allan who played Noah on Y&R? The kid couldn't contain his jazz hands.

by Anonymousreply 8411/27/2012

Peer Billingsley, who hacks into the bank's computer by using the password "Scrooge."

by Anonymousreply 8511/27/2012

That Bobby Vee song peaked at #3 on the hot 100... #2 on the Easy Listening charts and hit #9 on the R & B charts!!!

by Anonymousreply 8611/27/2012

R81, that is the most FABULOUS thing I've seen in months!

by Anonymousreply 8711/27/2012

Colfer is not a teen idol in its original sense were teen girls get their pussies wet for him. He's popular, yes, but so not someone teen girls have sex dreams about, because they already know he is gay (because he plays one and came out as gay).

Teen girls still need that little bit of ignorance of not knowing for sure that their idol is indeed gay to see him as a true teen idol they can have sex dreams about.

by Anonymousreply 8811/27/2012

Do teen girls realize that Tay Tay is gay? I mean, seriously, no one can be THAT ignorant.

by Anonymousreply 8911/27/2012

R87, Neil Sedaka is happily married with kids...MARRIED!

by Anonymousreply 9011/27/2012

r19 Sounds like Chesney Hawkes.

by Anonymousreply 9111/27/2012

Bobby Vee has early-stage Alzheimer's.

by Anonymousreply 9211/27/2012

R90 = John Travolta

Allow Rod Stewart's son to tell you the story about the time he got hit on by Sedaka in rehab.

by Anonymousreply 9311/27/2012

IMHO Michael Jackson owns this thread; even before he started dressing like Norma Desmond he spoke, walked, and dressed in a very feminine fashion.

Liberace would OWN this thread, if he'd ever appealed to teens. But he appealed to their mothers.

I still think Bieber is several years younger than he claims. He looks like a normal boy of 14, and behaves like a little babydouche.

by Anonymousreply 9411/27/2012

r83, I've seen that clip before, and it never fails to crack me up. I especially love, "Tell that to all the...(awkward pause)...girls out there." Chelsea seems to be in on the joke. Hunter is a strange case. I would bet money on gay, but apparently he's somewhat of a fundie. I wonder if he still lives with Kyle Sherman. They make a cute couple...

by Anonymousreply 9511/27/2012

Hunter is so gay, but I like his singing.

by Anonymousreply 9611/27/2012

Poor old Johnnie Ray...

by Anonymousreply 9711/27/2012

I love the scene in the ballet studio!

by Anonymousreply 9811/27/2012

Me too, Taylor!

by Anonymousreply 9911/27/2012

Lance Bass is the nelliest of them all

by Anonymousreply 10011/27/2012

I wheel no mi nate Ondy and Daveed Wheeliyoms.

by Anonymousreply 10111/27/2012

"Colfer is not a teen idol in its original sense were teen girls get their pussies wet for him."

It's never been about what gets your pussy wet.

Most teen idols teen to be "safe" and asexual. I doubt any girls get wet looking at Bieber unless they are baby dykes.

by Anonymousreply 10211/28/2012

R93. Allow ME to tell you about the time I looked into the heart of an artichoke....some snowy evening in front of the fire.

by Anonymousreply 10311/28/2012

shecrest and timbashake own this thread

never heard if jimmy osmond altho donny still pings

by Anonymousreply 10505/10/2014

Bobby Vee was not nelly or especially feminine, but he was very cute, with his hair and his eyes and lips. My girlfriend at the time watched him on American Bandstand and said she thought he was the sexiest boy she had ever seen. Neil Sedaka, on the other hand, screamed nelly to me every time he opened his mouth--never mind that he was married with kids. (Sorry about Bobby Vee's dementia! I didn't know!)

by Anonymousreply 10605/10/2014

Zac and Taylor are actors. They do not go around bragging they bareback in the sack, perform effeminate gyrations with there hands and ass just saying hello, etc. For those reasons alone they shouldn't be lumped into the gay concentration column. These two might be homosexual, but that's a different category all together.

There are gay straight people, gay homosexuals and the two are indistinguishable when not engaged in sex. There are straight straights and straight homo's, again the two being indistinguishable outside the bedroom. So OP's question needs to be more clearly defined in order to provide a reasonable answer.

Some Johnny Weir type would likely be the faggiest/nelliest teen idol, but I don't know what his name or claim to fame might be.

by Anonymousreply 10705/10/2014

[quote]There are gay straight people

No, actually there aren't.

by Anonymousreply 10805/10/2014

I've seen macho stars off-camera, acting "nelly".

I've observed Jackie Chan, in a shocking pink shirt, acting as he pleased.

Taylor Lautner has taken karate lessons for a while.

by Anonymousreply 10905/10/2014

You're wrong r108, there are more gay straight people than all other types of gay people.

by Anonymousreply 11005/10/2014

I'm not saying Justin Guarini, but I should point out I was NOT the most feminine star of "From Justin to Kelly"

by Anonymousreply 11105/10/2014

Another vote for Jimmy Osmond, with Leif Garrett close behind. Probably literally.

by Anonymousreply 11205/11/2014

Justin Timberlake

by Anonymousreply 11305/11/2014

bump

by Anonymousreply 11403/13/2015

Zac isn't Nellie or effeminate. He was just pretty and isn't anymore.

by Anonymousreply 11503/13/2015
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