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why does the butt always stink?

even after a good bath it still stinks.

by Anonymousreply 177May 14, 2021 5:20 AM

Perhaps because poop comes out of it.

by Anonymousreply 1July 9, 2011 8:37 PM

No, it does not.

by Anonymousreply 2July 9, 2011 8:38 PM

Ass does not stink. Anyone who thinks so is a foolish neurotic who needs psychological help.

by Anonymousreply 3July 9, 2011 8:42 PM

Stink is subjective.

by Anonymousreply 4July 9, 2011 8:42 PM

More to the point, why do humans have to poop in the first place? It's disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 5July 9, 2011 8:44 PM

OP sounds fat.

by Anonymousreply 6July 9, 2011 8:45 PM

OP, you have what we doctors call Swamp Ass.

by Anonymousreply 7July 9, 2011 8:52 PM

Don't ask me.

by Anonymousreply 8July 9, 2011 8:55 PM

OP has some sort of disease. Your butt is not supposed to always stink, OP. See a doctor.

by Anonymousreply 9July 9, 2011 9:02 PM

I'm with R5. Surely they could've thought of something else.

by Anonymousreply 10July 9, 2011 9:04 PM

It's because it's a cramped area that rarely sees light; it's the same with your bellybutton; any area on the human body that rarely sees light and is folded (which reduces air contact) would smell because it is a breeding ground for bacteria.

by Anonymousreply 11July 9, 2011 9:05 PM

You have to scrub the butt crack really well with strong soap like Safeguard using a wash cloth.%0D %0D Do not go lightly over the butt crack - go deep down the whole length of crack and also scrub the anus on its outside.

by Anonymousreply 12July 9, 2011 9:05 PM

of the holes down there, the butt is probably the least stinky.

by Anonymousreply 13July 9, 2011 9:07 PM

True, R10. If we're supposed to be the superior beings on the planet Earth, why do we have to have such a demeaning biological function?

by Anonymousreply 14July 9, 2011 9:08 PM

For years, I've had guys roll me on my shoulders so my head is between my knees and I've used a straw to sniff my hole and it doesn't have any odor after I've polished it up for action. What are you talking about? Oh, and do you know a good chiropractor?

by Anonymousreply 15July 9, 2011 9:16 PM

You'd think an intelligent designer would have figured out a better waste disposal system for us.

by Anonymousreply 16July 9, 2011 9:16 PM

OP, you have Ed Zachary disease. You face look Ed Zachary like you ass.

by Anonymousreply 17July 9, 2011 9:24 PM

The design was perfect until all this upright walking fad took hold.

by Anonymousreply 18July 9, 2011 9:26 PM

And scrub your hole on the inside with Drano - gets those hard to remove clogs out!

by Anonymousreply 19July 9, 2011 9:29 PM

The OP probably doesn't use a wash cloth and just lightly runs his soapy hand or the bar of soap lightly over the crack - %0D %0D that does not sufficiently clean it.

by Anonymousreply 20July 9, 2011 9:33 PM

Keep your asshole clean and it will never smell worse than a fine, aged cheese.

by Anonymousreply 21July 9, 2011 9:36 PM

Um..butts don't stink on GP. I know plenty of clean people, you could put your nose up to the crack and smell soap or nothing. Not that there is anything wrong with sweating and the normal grime that comes with working and the like but butts just don't stink and I don't understand why the OP has accepted that premise. Wash your booty.

by Anonymousreply 22July 9, 2011 9:39 PM

OP%0D %0D You might want to get your business waxed. %0D %0D The bacteria which causes bad odor can sometimes get trapped in hair. %0D %0D Think about waxing and using an antibacterial soap while the hair grows back.

by Anonymousreply 23July 9, 2011 9:45 PM

Neil DeGrasse Tyson claims that if there is such a thing as "intelligent design" why is the waste disposal site next to the recreation area?

by Anonymousreply 24July 9, 2011 9:46 PM

Man ass was meant to smell. BFF should kindly abstain from this discussion as they have no license to offer their opinions on a M4M issue.

by Anonymousreply 25July 9, 2011 9:47 PM

Some people are just better at hygeine than others. Some guys have clean, delightful tasty butts, others are just awful. I won't eat a nasty-smelling butt no matter how good-looking the guy is. %0D

by Anonymousreply 26July 9, 2011 9:50 PM

Exactly R5/R14. It's totally humiliating and I try NEVER to do it in a public bathroom.

by Anonymousreply 27July 9, 2011 9:52 PM

[quote]It's totally humiliating and I try NEVER to do it in a public bathroom. Which is why it smells so much. You're probably severely constipated.

by Anonymousreply 28July 9, 2011 9:53 PM

Speak for yourselves. Mine always smells like roses.

by Anonymousreply 29July 9, 2011 9:55 PM

We are musky because, like all virile male mammals with a lick of erotic interest, we signal our sexual power to the world. OP, you're not always smelling shit down there. You're smelling the elixir of manhood calling for fun.

If it bothers you and you can't distinguish between crap and manbutt, it's an indication that you're a denatured product of human society that might as well turn in your physical body for a cube of styrofoam covered in shrink-wrapped plastic film.

by Anonymousreply 30July 9, 2011 10:06 PM

I have been told mine smells like lilies. So there.

by Anonymousreply 31July 9, 2011 10:13 PM

No, R31. He said yours smells like "Lily Munster".

by Anonymousreply 32July 9, 2011 10:14 PM

[quote]You'd think an intelligent designer would have figured out a better waste disposal system for us. I know! I mean who the hell thought it was a good idea to run the sewer line right though the middle of the recreation area?

by Anonymousreply 33July 9, 2011 11:28 PM

R33, see r24.

by Anonymousreply 34July 9, 2011 11:40 PM

[quote]Some guys have clean, delightful tasty butts, others are just awful.

AKA bottoms and tops.

by Anonymousreply 35July 9, 2011 11:42 PM

How do you smell your own ass, OP?

by Anonymousreply 36July 9, 2011 11:52 PM

R36, see r15.

by Anonymousreply 37July 10, 2011 12:06 AM

Your ass smells because you touch yourself at night.

by Anonymousreply 38July 10, 2011 12:50 AM

If shit smelled good then people would be shitting onto serving platters and eating it up. In order to prevent us from poisoning ourselves, poo must be nasty and smelly. If we didn't shit, then we wouldn't eat.. because in order to eat you must have a way to eliminate the waste.

Perhaps on another planet there is a super race that completely absorbs every last bite of food and gulp of liquid they ingest.

Now if you're saying your hole smells because you don't wash it, then you is one nasty bitch.

by Anonymousreply 39July 10, 2011 12:59 AM

Shit stinks. Your ass doesn't smell any worse than the rest of you.

by Anonymousreply 40July 10, 2011 1:05 AM

Dogs find ass to be intriguing and attractive. I think it's all the scent glands there.

by Anonymousreply 41July 10, 2011 1:10 AM

The responses in this thread are so fucking funny!

by Anonymousreply 42July 10, 2011 1:14 AM

mhb @ R13? Howe the fuck would you know? I am CERTAIN you have never gotten within three feet of a naked pussy.

by Anonymousreply 43July 10, 2011 1:15 AM

Stop using Alli, OP.

by Anonymousreply 44July 10, 2011 1:19 AM

I was shocked and appalled as a teenager to learn that my dad didn't use a washcloth. Years later when I learned my boyfriend didn't use one either, I figured it was a man thing. They both do the soapy-hand-between-the-cheeks thing. I really can't see how that gets the ass clean enough, especially around and in the hole. I think this might contribute to the cliche that men tend to have skid marks in their undies. Straight men, anyway.

by Anonymousreply 45July 10, 2011 1:27 AM

For you rimmers out there, have you ever known a hole NOT to smell of ass? I can't imagine that you have.%0D %0D That said, between farts and shitting, the ass smell tends to linger, no matter how well you clean yourself. It's just a fact, and good enough reason for why it is important to BATHE every day.%0D %0D Funny op should start this thread, because I'm one of those people who thinks about this regularly. For people I encounter throughout the day, I always wonder about this stupid question.%0D %0D I guess I'm obsessed with assholes and their funk. Of course, I tend to believe that better looking people have better smelling holes.

by Anonymousreply 46July 10, 2011 12:23 PM

Do you use a clean washcloth everyday, r45? That is, laundered clean, not rinsed out after use. If not, your method is less hygienic than the hand/wash method.

by Anonymousreply 47July 10, 2011 1:49 PM

Thank god somebody is finally doing something about this. (Sorry for the poor quality.)

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by Anonymousreply 48July 10, 2011 2:00 PM

Hand cleaning is just fine, especially if you lather and repeat a few times.

by Anonymousreply 49July 10, 2011 2:20 PM

[quote]They both do the soapy-hand-between-the-cheeks thing. I really can't see how that gets the ass clean enough, especially around and in the hole.

you use your fingers and both hands, seriously. it's easy

by Anonymousreply 50July 10, 2011 2:28 PM

R45, You're asking for hemorrhoids if you scrub your ass everyday with a soapy washcloth. Doctors will tell you that the butthole should never be scrubbed or wiped aggressively with a washcloth or toilet paper. Those with hemorrhoids are told to rinse their butts with water while in the shower and not to use soap.

by Anonymousreply 51July 10, 2011 4:19 PM

For christ sakes, R51, washing your butt crack and anus with soap and a washcloth will NOT cause hemorrhoids!%0D %0D You are a nut case, R51.%0D %0D Hemorrhoids are NOT caused by washing.%0D %0D Now I've heard everything. What a dimwit.

by Anonymousreply 52July 10, 2011 9:48 PM

You're an asshole, r52.

by Anonymousreply 53July 10, 2011 9:54 PM

I had a girlfriend once who told me my pussy smelled like carrots. Who knew?

by Anonymousreply 54July 10, 2011 10:26 PM

Remind me never to use a washcloth at a gay man's house.

by Anonymousreply 55July 10, 2011 10:30 PM

It's an ASS, It's supposed to smell.

by Anonymousreply 56July 10, 2011 10:40 PM

R52, Do you wipe aggressively with toilet paper? Do you realize that this causes hemorrhoids?

by Anonymousreply 57July 10, 2011 10:55 PM

Stop eating so many carbs.

by Anonymousreply 58July 10, 2011 11:00 PM

This is getting way too TMI, but after every BM, I use wet wipes to thoroughly clean my hole.

Because of this, I feel like my ass is clean enough to use the same washcloth for a week at a time before changing it out for a fresh one.

I don't have hemorrhoids and I don't "scrub aggressively."

I like my method, but I can see how R50's might work as well.

by Anonymousreply 59July 10, 2011 11:04 PM

Yuck, R59.%0D %0D I use a clean/fresh washcloth, every day!

by Anonymousreply 60July 10, 2011 11:07 PM

Here's your solution.

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by Anonymousreply 61July 10, 2011 11:09 PM

[italic]This is getting way too TMI, but after every BM, I use wet wipes to thoroughly clean my hole. [/italic]

I hope you don't put wet wipes down your toilet, causing major plumbing damage.

by Anonymousreply 62July 10, 2011 11:17 PM

Using wet wipes after every BM is way too anal(pun intended), especially paired with the washcloth routine every morning. I would classify this as OCD.

by Anonymousreply 63July 10, 2011 11:18 PM

R59 I use wet wipes too - Cottonelle is my favorite!%0D %0D R62 Do you live under a rock? They sell flushible wet wipes. As long as you don't use more than 2 wipes and they're the flushable kind, they're not going to cause damage.

by Anonymousreply 64July 10, 2011 11:28 PM

My bf's cum has become way too salty. Could it be medication? He takes asthma meds and a cholesterol thing

by Anonymousreply 65July 10, 2011 11:29 PM

Those wet wipes are great but they have alcohol in them that causes drying that can eventually lead to an itchy rash. I had to go to the doctor for it and she told me it's a big problem she sees all the time now. People are using them daily and it's not good for the skin down there. I told her there was no way I was giving them up, so she gave me an ointment to use after each BM to keep from getting a rash.

by Anonymousreply 66July 10, 2011 11:30 PM

R64 is correct. You should be doing several flushes anyway to avoid clogging. I normally do 2-3 flushes.

by Anonymousreply 67July 10, 2011 11:31 PM

Speaking of hemorrhoids, does anal sex really cause them? I've never bottomed, but lately I've been toying with the idea, but I don't want to if the end result is going to be hemorrhoids.

by Anonymousreply 68July 10, 2011 11:38 PM

R67 You got it! I flush twice - the first flush is right after I get everything out and the second flush is for the toilet paper and wet wipes.%0D %0D Never had plumbing problems once.

by Anonymousreply 69July 10, 2011 11:41 PM

R51, R57, R63 (all the same person) is filthy and dirty and dows not know basic hygiene and does not keep himself clean.%0D %0D Do not have sex with him - it will not be a pleasant experience. His butt crack and anus must be unpleasant.%0D %0D He refuses to use soap and washcloth to clean himself - he thinks it is OCD. A mentally unbalanced person.

by Anonymousreply 70July 11, 2011 12:00 AM

R70 likes to sniff the washcloth after he scrubs his ass with it.

by Anonymousreply 71July 11, 2011 12:10 AM

Shit smells.

It smells worse depending on what you eat.

The same thing can be said about cum. Cum tastes different depending on what the cummer has eaten.

Try eating a veggie based diet. Your shit won't stink as much.

Also when washing your ass soap up the crack and stick a finger up the hole. That will help clean out the smell.

A clean ass should have slight musk smell. Good enough to kiss

by Anonymousreply 72July 11, 2011 12:20 AM

R70, do you realize that over cleaning your nether regions with anti-bacterial products can wipe away any "good" bacteria down there, and subsequently cause yeast infections?%0D %0D You need some of the body's natural bacteria.

by Anonymousreply 73July 11, 2011 12:21 AM

R73, do not use anti-bacterial products - use regular body soap like Safeguard.%0D %0D And R73, you sound like a freak. And stupid to boot.

by Anonymousreply 74July 11, 2011 12:24 AM

After da doo doo, sit on edge of tub, spray water from shower head on hole, stick finger in and out, spray water again, dry with towel. This can take less than 30 secs. I can't believe people walk around with shit on their asses all day.

by Anonymousreply 75July 11, 2011 12:30 AM

R74, In case you didn't know, all soap is anti-bacterial.

R75, Unless you're planning on getting rimmed or fucked, your routine sounds excessive.

by Anonymousreply 76July 11, 2011 12:38 AM

R75 what if you're nowhere close to home and all you have is access to is a work or public bathroom?

by Anonymousreply 77July 11, 2011 12:39 AM

Good lord r75. Get a bidet.

by Anonymousreply 78July 11, 2011 12:39 AM

Wow what a shitty thread.

by Anonymousreply 79July 11, 2011 12:43 AM

You people are insane.%0D %0D Taking a shower at least once a day, and cleaning your entire body with soap and water is SUFFICIENT. More attention can be paid to the groin and bottom areas, of course.%0D %0D There's a whole lot of OCD on this thread.

by Anonymousreply 80July 11, 2011 12:44 AM

Dear shit cleaning experts. Would taking a bath every day instead of a shower not be the best solution to this problem? Even if you only have time to soak for 15 minutes the funk goes away.

by Anonymousreply 81July 11, 2011 12:47 AM

The scat troll is dancin' tonight!

by Anonymousreply 82July 11, 2011 12:51 AM

Hemmorhoids are caused by being constipated and applying too much pressure to get the feces to move along and out the anus.%0D %0D Hemmorrhoids are caused by undue pressure due to pregnancy.%0D %0D Hemmorrhoids can be caused by being overweight whereby too much pressure is being applied.%0D %0D Hemmorrhoids are NOT CAUSED by washing your butt crack and anus with soap and a washcloth!!!!%0D %0D And no, one does not apply aggressive, undue harshness when washing with the soap and washcloth.

by Anonymousreply 83July 11, 2011 12:55 AM

Some of you prisspots would probably have a nervous breakdown if you found a skidmark in your undies.

by Anonymousreply 84July 11, 2011 12:56 AM

It's wipe from back to front, right?

by Anonymousreply 85July 11, 2011 12:57 AM

What about anal sex, R83?

by Anonymousreply 86July 11, 2011 1:00 AM

One of the (many) reasons I decided not to have children was because of poop. It's disgusting that humans do that.

Why would I want to spend years cleaning that up?

by Anonymousreply 87July 12, 2011 4:24 AM

How can people rim down there? Why do people rim down there? The intestinal impurities come out of there like hell would I put my mouth there for anyone, BARF! There is hepatitis, STDs, and now doctors have discovered a new aggressive gonorrhea bug. Honey, do the math. Hey, my health is much more important and my self worth is much more important.%0D %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 88July 12, 2011 7:42 AM

R88, that's all well and good, but don't forget that just about any sexual encounter between individuals is not the most hygienic activity one can engage in. Even kissing.

by Anonymousreply 89July 12, 2011 8:05 AM

R89 shits out her mouth

by Anonymousreply 90July 12, 2011 8:47 AM

(R88) Girl, calm down. It's part of gay sex, isn't it?

by Anonymousreply 91July 14, 2011 2:17 AM

I prefer to keep an open box of baking powder up my ass to eliminate any odors that may be present.

by Anonymousreply 92July 14, 2011 1:48 PM

[quote] It's part of gay sex, isn't it?%0D %0D It's not just a gay thing; it's a porn thing. People think it's "part of... sex" because they see porn actors do it.

by Anonymousreply 93July 14, 2011 1:58 PM

Dear Gays

R83 is right, hemmorrhoids will disappear if you eat fibre and use a squat toilet. I built a little squat step thing, and have had no problems since.

And R75 has it right too. If I could afford to have a proper squat toilet and bidet installed, it would be like poop heaven.

by Anonymousreply 94July 14, 2011 2:18 PM

Squat toilet? What do you think are we, Arabs?

by Anonymousreply 95July 14, 2011 9:37 PM

If you don't have a squat toilet, just shit in the shower while you are showering. Squish it down the drain with your toes and the water will whisk it all away. Then, bend over and let the shower clean your buttt.

by Anonymousreply 96July 15, 2011 5:54 AM

Is this eating and drinking thing we do on a daily basis really necessary?%0D %0D If OP can answer my question, I'd appreciate it. I'm so tired of having to do all this!

by Anonymousreply 97July 15, 2011 3:06 PM

R25 & R30, are you two straight guys? I'm sorry but you two sound like two very crass straight guys who like to put the male sex as these unclean Neanderthals and it comes natural to be that way for the male sex. I find this description of what men are supposed to be like or are like, very insulting. Just because there are men who weren't raised to be clean or rather live like sub hums that is their sick choice. Those type of guys need to get some education on hygiene and seek a psychologist. Women can be filthy and smell really bad as well. So it all boils down to the individual no the gender. That is just a hokey philosophy. %0D %0D %0D I was raised to be very clean and to be unclean was totally unacceptable and no excuse. I take a washcloth with soap and water when I wake up and freshen up for the beginning of my day. When I need to potty, I only use the flushable wipes. I never use regular toilet paper. The washables have a fantastic smell and they clean the area properly so you won't smell and have bacteria. At night when I'm ready to go to bed, again I take a wash clothe with soap and water and clean my rear end again. If you keep this routine, you won%E2%80%99t have the slightest problem of any odor, neither itching, nor any bacteria left after defecation. It may sound a bit extreme but actually its minor and you get used it. Also, this can prevent receiving any bottom rash as well. No wonder why people smell. Our bodies are like machines. You have to do maintain it in odor to function properly and theses steps don't take long, but 2 minutes of your time for each step. %0D %0D In addition, this is just a plus, but don't have to do it in order to smell great. I use a tiny bit of cologne on my clothes. I don%E2%80%99t use a lot because you don't want to give people a migraine. My favorite cologne is Cool Water by Davidoff. It is not strong at all and the scent is just light and extremely pleasant. Ask for sample and see what you think. Maybe you might not like it but I think it%E2%80%99s truly fantastic! The bottle is pretty as well, and looks a bit Art Deco. The bottle is cobalt blue with beveled glass on the sides of the bottle to depict water. You can buy this cologne at Walgreen%E2%80%99s, Macys, CVS, or just about any drug store. %0D %0D I hope this helps. Sorry if I may have come off preachy, but I %E2%80%98m just trying to be helpful. If you want attention of any kind one of the factors is to maintain good hygiene%0D

by Anonymousreply 98July 18, 2011 7:22 AM

r98: I shower twice a day. Problem solved.

by Anonymousreply 99July 18, 2011 10:27 AM

Ding ding ding!!%0D %0D R99 wins.

by Anonymousreply 100July 18, 2011 10:42 AM

You don't have to build a squat toilet. You can squat on the toilet seat.

by Anonymousreply 101July 18, 2011 12:10 PM

THREAD CLOSED!

by Anonymousreply 102July 19, 2011 2:11 AM

Scat thread, please delete!

by Anonymousreply 103July 19, 2011 2:14 AM

I use bleach and a wire brush to clean my ass hole.

by Anonymousreply 104May 19, 2013 1:13 AM

Because it removes shiat,shite,coca,doody.And shit stinks!

by Anonymousreply 105March 9, 2014 7:39 AM

I asked Mother Nature that question, and she replied, "Boy, if you don't know then you are too fucking dumb to live."

I was shocked.

by Anonymousreply 106March 9, 2014 8:09 AM

baking soda keeps my anus fresh and extends shelf life!

by Anonymousreply 107March 9, 2014 1:08 PM

I dopn't know whos butts your sniffing but I've never come across a stinky butt.

by Anonymousreply 108March 9, 2014 1:12 PM

[quoteOf course, I tend to believe that better looking people have better smelling holes.

It's a well known fact that young, hot, beautiful men don't stink, no matter what they do. It's only when they begin to lose their looks that they start emitting foul odors

by Anonymousreply 109March 9, 2014 1:41 PM

Didn't the Japanese invent a pill that neutralizes poops?

by Anonymousreply 110March 9, 2014 2:28 PM

If there really were such a thing as "intelligent design," we would not need to eat or drink, thus not need to shit or piss. We wouldn't miss eating if we had no idea of its existence.

Something else to ponder: why do we say "pee" to mean "piss," but not "ess" to mean "shit"?

by Anonymousreply 111March 9, 2014 2:29 PM

dogs and cats have the best anuses- they are not hidden and are for the most part self cleaning

by Anonymousreply 112March 9, 2014 3:03 PM

Why were humans made to need toilet paper, unlike dogs and cats? More non-intelligent design.

by Anonymousreply 113March 9, 2014 5:08 PM

I think the smell of a guys ass is a big turn on!

by Anonymousreply 114March 9, 2014 5:13 PM

SHIT

STREAKED

UNDERWEAR

by Anonymousreply 115March 9, 2014 5:14 PM

Because it's evil and harbors demons

...and peanuts

by Anonymousreply 116March 9, 2014 5:20 PM

If possible, do not use toilet paper to wipe. ALWAYS wash with WATER ( and plenty of it); that's the only way to ensure thorough cleanliness.

by Anonymousreply 117March 9, 2014 5:31 PM

My butt never stinks for a very simple reason: whenever my shit reaches the end of my intestines, a bunch of angels appear and magically carry my shit away to heaven before it has a chance to cross my rectal threshold. I call it "immaculate excretion." Sometimes, if you look carefully, you can see my turds rising up into the sky on columns of beautiful, holy white light.

by Anonymousreply 118March 9, 2014 9:01 PM

Use a bidet, and you'll be fresh as a daisy and cool as a peppermint pattie.

by Anonymousreply 119March 9, 2014 9:04 PM

R24 Neil GRasse Tyson is full of shit,pardon the pun. The disposal area is part of the pleasure area. The male g spot, cock,balls and anus/rectal area were all made for pleasure. In addition, liquid waste comes out of your cock which is also part of the removal system.

by Anonymousreply 120March 9, 2014 9:10 PM

Excessive protein will make you smell awful. Eat less animal protein. Spices will do the same thing also. Ever notice how awful you smell the next day after eating fast food?

by Anonymousreply 121March 9, 2014 9:13 PM

OP sounds like an Italian man. Even after hours in a hot tub you can smell their glands. Those glands sure do keep their skin from aging prematurely. There's a positive and negative to most traits.

by Anonymousreply 122March 9, 2014 9:24 PM

Because this.

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by Anonymousreply 123March 9, 2014 9:25 PM

That was hilarious, r121

by Anonymousreply 124March 10, 2014 12:30 AM

My ass smells like crushed pineapple.

by Anonymousreply 125March 10, 2014 12:41 AM

I regularly take a 9 incher and you want me to worry about a washcloth?

by Anonymousreply 126March 10, 2014 12:44 AM

Is an enema the only way to completely clean out?

by Anonymousreply 127March 10, 2014 12:59 AM

try eating a well balanced diet with extra fiber to keep your tail pipe as clean as a whistle.

by Anonymousreply 128March 10, 2014 3:28 PM

Do guys with butts like Sidney Crosby or Anthony Recker have this problem?

by Anonymousreply 129March 10, 2014 3:59 PM

R127 Yes.

by Anonymousreply 130March 10, 2014 4:10 PM

[quote]One of the (many) reasons I decided not to have children was because of poop. It's disgusting that humans do that. Why would I want to spend years cleaning that up?

I made the same decision, R87, for that and several other reasons.

Now I spend my weekends and evenings cleaning up my aged parents' piss and shit. And wondering who will be there to do the same for me.

by Anonymousreply 131March 10, 2014 5:30 PM

Poops have feelings, too!

by Anonymousreply 132March 10, 2014 8:04 PM

De gays, dey eat da poo-poo.

by Anonymousreply 133March 10, 2014 8:19 PM

Cracks me up to be scared of poop. Have you ever had a dog? Who wipes your ass, or do you not eat so you won't have to humiliate yourself by shitting?

by Anonymousreply 134March 10, 2014 8:38 PM

FF R133. If that's a joke, it's played. I'm sick of it regardless.

Do Sidney and Anthony have issues in this area?

by Anonymousreply 135March 10, 2014 8:46 PM

Cracks me up too! It's no wonder some of these guys never have sex at all. They might get a germ or something. Poop is a fact of life. If you were around a baby with a full diaper would you leave them to cry or change them?

by Anonymousreply 136March 10, 2014 8:49 PM

a hot guy with a musky and sweaty hole gets me going. WOOF

by Anonymousreply 137March 10, 2014 8:59 PM

I just got out the shower an hours ago. I smell like soap. Start using "Dudu Osun" They're Yoruba (nation in Nigeria) words, Dudu has nothing to do with Poo. It's just a natural soap. I'm a woman but I've heard men rave about how they didn't know you could get rid of the smell...there. Trust me on this. You can buy a bar on Ebay, maybe Amazon. I sell it, and out of the thousands of items we sell, it's one of, if not the most sold items. Your butt should NOT stink.

by Anonymousreply 138March 10, 2014 10:03 PM

R37, I'm with you. Add some sweaty balls and cut dick to the mix and I'm this close to having an orgasm just from the aroma alone.

by Anonymousreply 139March 10, 2014 10:31 PM

I am going to have my anal sweat glands surgically removed

by Anonymousreply 140March 12, 2014 11:58 AM

Americans are too hung up on being super clean. Embrace human-ness including shit - you're not a machine. It's how the body works and what keeps you alive. I don't think there's this kind of horror and disgust at bodily functions in the rest of the world.

by Anonymousreply 141March 12, 2014 12:26 PM

Loofa that hole son...scrub like there is a prize for blood!

by Anonymousreply 142March 12, 2014 12:41 PM

Is it true that vegetarians have better smelling poops and butts?

by Anonymousreply 143March 13, 2014 11:31 AM

diet affects all of your body and the smell. If you doubt that get around someone drinking when you haven't been. Without even smelling their breath the alcohol is emitted through the pores in the skin.

by Anonymousreply 144March 13, 2014 11:48 AM

I just tried the Dudu soap. It is really amazing!

by Anonymousreply 145March 13, 2014 6:42 PM

Lysol fresh linen scent spray makes your butt smell heavenly!

by Anonymousreply 146March 15, 2014 12:28 PM

"Do Sidney and Anthony have issues in this area?"

Why do you ask about them, R135?

by Anonymousreply 147March 16, 2014 2:43 PM

I wish we did not have to poop. Pee is fine, but poops are bothersome

by Anonymousreply 148March 18, 2014 2:22 AM

Why is water wet?

by Anonymousreply 149March 18, 2014 3:08 AM

Vegetarian living makes this in general, a memory.

by Anonymousreply 150March 18, 2014 3:10 AM

I have to word for people with stinky butts: Brillo Pad

by Anonymousreply 151March 18, 2014 4:16 AM

Tonight my bum smells like corned beef and cabbage.

by Anonymousreply 152March 18, 2014 4:34 AM

I wonder if there are any butt sniffing tmblrs out there...

by Anonymousreply 153March 18, 2014 10:33 AM

I could lick and sniff hairy anus all day

by Anonymousreply 154March 19, 2014 2:05 AM

[R14] uh to get the waste out maybe or would you rather our intestines become so blocked up with it that we start to slowly poison to death? It's called a biological function, all living things do it Hun.

by Anonymousreply 155April 8, 2014 11:07 PM

[R16] sure maybe it can come out of our mouths instead.

by Anonymousreply 156April 8, 2014 11:08 PM

if you scrub with your hand vigorously enough and have enough soap on it should get it just as clean, if not cleaner especially if you've used the same cloth to wash the rest of you before that.

by Anonymousreply 157April 8, 2014 11:14 PM

The hookey dookey... bloody muddy.... monster of the Great Dismal Swamp....

by Anonymousreply 158April 8, 2014 11:17 PM

I use one washcloth for my body and another one for my ass/crotch region.

by Anonymousreply 159April 8, 2014 11:23 PM

One of the advantages of being a merman is that you don't need a bidet

by Anonymousreply 160April 8, 2014 11:27 PM

[quote]OP sounds fat.

Who cares about being fat? Bitch.

by Anonymousreply 161April 8, 2014 11:45 PM

wash your ass eeal hard and fast until it bleeds.

by Anonymousreply 162June 19, 2014 7:22 PM

because you ratchet

by Anonymousreply 163October 25, 2014 10:45 PM

I neither bathe nor clean the house anymore...after a certain point, you/it just can't get any dirtier. I am di-stink-tive and NEVER bothered by the hoi polloi!!!

“There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.”

― Quentin Crisp

by Anonymousreply 164January 28, 2015 6:46 AM

bump

by Anonymousreply 165January 28, 2015 7:14 AM

airing my ass out for 2 or 3 hours a day works for me, only trouble is the uptight people I work with who apparently have some sort of problem with my body. now I work from home so my butt don't stink EVER but I'm lonely so I drink.

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by Anonymousreply 166January 28, 2015 7:24 AM

it's all the toxic chemicals in the filter

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by Anonymousreply 167January 28, 2015 8:21 AM

This is why I love DL, so funny!

by Anonymousreply 168January 28, 2015 8:39 AM

I really wish we didn't have to poop I started taking Metamucil yesterday

by Anonymousreply 169January 28, 2015 1:48 PM

I like pooping...and Daddy cleans me up good when I'm finished.

by Anonymousreply 170January 29, 2015 8:23 AM

r4 wtf is that supposed to mean?

by Anonymousreply 171January 29, 2015 8:28 AM

Really, r171? It means one man's stink is another's toe-curling, boner-inducing heavenly aroma.

by Anonymousreply 172January 29, 2015 8:47 AM

After wiping I just take a laundry fabric sheet and wipe with that, leaves everything smelling laundry fresh and there is still enough sweet smell left to pop it into the dryer with a load of clothes.

by Anonymousreply 173January 30, 2015 1:51 AM

Go away Naya!

by Anonymousreply 174January 30, 2015 2:10 AM

WHAT THE???

by Anonymousreply 175May 22, 2015 12:27 AM

wash your anus with antibacterial soap, or better yet, Hibiclens, and you will smell good

by Anonymousreply 176May 22, 2015 9:25 AM

Boom

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