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Some Girth Brooks for y''all on this long weekend

What a cock!

by Anonymousreply 5812/12/2014

I'll take a normal-sized pretty cock over a big ugly one any day of the week.

by Anonymousreply 105/27/2011

he's a hottie, straight and yet the gay porn guys seem to like him, he might be one of those rare nice straight guys.

by Anonymousreply 205/27/2011

Straight men dont have sex with dudes. He is anything but straight.

by Anonymousreply 305/27/2011

It's all swervy/curvy.. How does that work?

by Anonymousreply 405/27/2011

or so he proports

by Anonymousreply 505/27/2011

Just saw a new scene with him at menover30. There's no way this guy's is straight. Bi perhaps, but not straight. Any dirt on this guy? Site states he's 30...uh, I'm guessing closer to 40.

by Anonymousreply 603/20/2013

Proports? Oh dear.

by Anonymousreply 703/20/2013

I love that big blue vein running down his cock. It looks like a cool stream you could wash your face in.

by Anonymousreply 803/20/2013

Hot to death. Exactly my type and that cock would keep me from straying for good.

by Anonymousreply 903/20/2013

I saw him on a Straight Guys For Gay Eyes thing. He seemed really into it.

He'll kiss a guy now but seems really reluctant. On the other hand, he'll also now come into a guy's mouth with no compunction.

by Anonymousreply 1003/20/2013

Overall I think he's hot. I like that hairy body and that big peen. But face it, he's got tard face for miles!

by Anonymousreply 1103/20/2013

Girth Brooks & his cum

by Anonymousreply 1203/20/2013

Facial hair! Stat!

by Anonymousreply 1303/20/2013

They all do eventually R14.

by Anonymousreply 1503/20/2013

Nah, some of us are into total tops.

by Anonymousreply 1603/20/2013

[quote}a new scene with him at menover30

But I thought he retired when he got married a year or two ago. Guess the wife is letting him earn a little extra spending money.

by Anonymousreply 1703/20/2013

What kind of woman marries a man who does gay bareback porn? Where's the self-respect?

by Anonymousreply 1803/20/2013

R18 I don't think he does bareback.

by Anonymousreply 1903/20/2013

I sure wish he'd stop shaving

by Anonymousreply 2003/20/2013

I've seen scenes where he's clearly fucking without a condom. Total top or not, I wouldn't risk being with a man who might bring something other than a steno pad home from the office.

by Anonymousreply 2103/20/2013

God he is hot.

by Anonymousreply 2203/20/2013

The following are excerpts from a longer article, now available in the first issue of Headmaster Magazine. The article is itself part of a longer piece on working with two gay for pay porn actors. You can read the first half in its entirety by ordering or buying an issue of Headmaster. The second half will be featured on my blog soon.

I’m shooting gay porn scenes with two straight men this week, and I intend to understand this.

They’re roommates and friends and they both celebrated their friendship by getting pirate tattoos on their legs. For these shoots, I have to fly Florida, which is filled with strange animals and plants that have been dying lately from a cold snap. The first straight guy I’m going to be filmed having gay sex with is a friend.

His porn name, I’m not kidding, is Girth Brooks.

We’ve done a scene before, and when his photos were sent to me for the first time, something tugged at my memory, but I wasn’t sure.

His dick is huge, so thick, that your hand wouldn’t fit around it unless you were a monster. That was new to me – but the face; I kept coming back to it. It wasn’t in the middle of the night when it hit me, but instead at a Starbucks. I was fucking around on the internet and an image of one of my students – I used to teach at two different colleges in New England – rose up in my brain. I was anxious and checked facebook. There, in my student’s family pictures, was Girth Brooks. Girth Brooks kneeling next to my student and a Christmas tree, Girth Brooks getting drunk with my student, Girth Brooks with one arm around his mom and another around my student. They were brothers.

And it wasn’t a forgettable student, but one who I would think about after class and masturbate to. He’d be sucking my dick or fucking me in front of everyone else in the class. All sorts of things you’re not supposed to talk about. I get the feeling, even, that we’re not supposed to think about these things. As if there were some way to shut out all desire for a student because it’s inappropriate. As if there weren’t a hundred novels and movies about these things. As if he weren’t an adult. He could go to jail and kill someone for the government, but I wasn’t supposed to think about his naked body.

Him. His brother. Did I mention they look alike?

* * * * *

We spend the night on a yacht, owned by Girth’s childhood friend and her family. It’s not easy.

The father keeps talking about “ragheads” and “the gays”. He looks too much like Mr. Roper from Three’s Company for me to take him entirely seriously, except that he owns a company that builds military stuff for the navy. He wears a baby blue sweater, and I don’t say anything about anything. None of them know that Girth is in porn (or that he calls himself “Girth” for that matter), none of them know that I’m Middle Eastern, and none of them know that I’m gay. It’s like high school, I pass and do my best to blend in without making any specific references to men or women I’m attracted to. We only spend about ten hours together not including sleep, but it’s the longest I’ve gone pretending for…I can’t remember.

We get drunk. I don’t drink often, but sometimes you really do have to make life entirely bearable. We eat horrible food at an Italian restaurant that also has curry on the menu. We go to a bar where girls are dancing on a stage, wearing leopard print bikinis. The whole world seems drunk, actually. We must all be going through something.

On the cab back from the bar, I catch myself making what feel like harmless racist jokes and then even through the haze of alcohol think about the father’s comments and try hard to forgive him. He’s ridiculous and kind underneath the swaggering and mistakes. What can I say?

If there’s one thing I want to remember, if there’s one thing I want all of us to remember, it’s that within each one of us, there are so many people. Porn is generous in this way – it’s a world of doubles. Girth Brooks is not really Girth Brooks, after all. He doesn’t even have sex with men off-screen. And the racist, homophobic, rich, white dad who works for the military also lets a stranger stay on his yacht and buys this stranger dinner and gives him French toast and a hug goodbye the next day. Is that what evil looks like? Is it really that kind?

Am I, then, evil? I sometimes wonder this. Am I fucking up the world with porn? I want the man I’m dating to see me as someone smart and happy and free, but the world is full of doubt and I can never fully know the effects of my actions. None of us live in certainty. We take our clothes off and have sex and usually I feel comfortably seated in this. But why, then, do Girth and I always want my partners to see me as innocent? As a boy? Wouldn’t they just see it if that’s what I was? There are so many questions and without answers to them, we’ll never know what we deserve from our partners or the world, we’ll just have to come out and list our demands and hope they’re met.

Drunk at the edge of the yacht, we watch silver tarpon slip past us. They’re huge and beautiful. “I want to jump in there,” Girth says.

A tarpon swallows a mouthful of smaller fish, which are dancing in light blue water, lit up by the boat. “I want to grab that fish,” he says. “Look at it. I want to grab it.”

by Anonymousreply 2303/20/2013

Girth Brokks has an ugly, mutilated circumcision scar.

by Anonymousreply 2403/21/2013

[quote]he's a hottie, straight and yet the gay porn guys seem to like him, he might be one of those rare nice straight guys.

Straight guy! Hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 2503/21/2013

R23 must've been written by Connor Hsbib.

by Anonymousreply 2603/21/2013

All that meat and he comes off as sexless, in the vein of Jeff Stryker and Ryan Idol. Plastic blow-up dolls.

I believe he's gay-4-pay. Probably gets hard thinking about himself.

by Anonymousreply 2703/21/2013


On the contrary, he seems to love having his fat cock sucked and drilling some hole. Love watching him pound without mercy.

by Anonymousreply 2803/21/2013

I think I'd have better luck with Garth Brooks.

by Anonymousreply 2903/21/2013

There is no dearth of Girth at the link. Lots of shortened versions of his long list of vids.

I did not realize that he made a Falcon movie. I thought he was strictly "amateur" material.

by Anonymousreply 3003/21/2013

The Raging Stallion stuff is hot!

by Anonymousreply 3103/21/2013

My favorite is the scene he did for Bait Bus. Inside that van in South Florida, he ends up sweating profusely - dripping off his nose sweating. All that chest and pit hair sopping wet - and he was very muscular (ripped) in that scene. Once the fuck scene is over and he's collecting his reward, he's sitting on the back seat naked, let's splayed, wet, with cum still kind of oozing out of his cock in a long string to the floor. I'm getting a boner just writing this post. Needless to say, it is fucking filthy raw and hot.

by Anonymousreply 3203/21/2013

Dear Webbie,

I travel all over Europe and have access to literally hundreds of IP addresses.

Trying to ban or block me will only make it worse.

I am harmless.

Get over yourself.

by Anonymousreply 3303/21/2013

His dick looks so, so.... used.

by Anonymousreply 3403/21/2013

Who cares if a dude is not attractive? So what if someone has a giant penis; it doesn't make them hot or desireable if they are not goodlooking and hot-bodied.

by Anonymousreply 3503/21/2013

is he still making videos?

by Anonymousreply 3604/12/2013

bumping. Is he still making videos?

by Anonymousreply 3704/17/2013

He's straight. He has the straight man's bored look of getting a 'mojob, often closing his eyes.

I'd really like to see him in a straight pron scene. With that meat you'd think he'd just produce his own stuff, instead of working gay-4-pay.

by Anonymousreply 3804/17/2013

I'm with you, (R29).

by Anonymousreply 3904/17/2013

I actually think he's really cute - pretty eyes and nice smile.

FWIW, he's kissed guys in some scenes, and seemed pretty into it. He does touch and play with others in scenes, too.

I think he's genuinely bi and the whole "straight top only" thing is just another marketing ploy as was done with Jeff Stryker ages ago and with so many "gay for pay" guys now.

by Anonymousreply 4004/19/2013

R26 I read that piece a few years ago and yes, I think you're right, it was by Connor Habib.

He's interesting in a quirky way. Nice cock when he's hard but it looks a bit odd when soft.

by Anonymousreply 4104/19/2013


by Anonymousreply 4205/30/2013

Girth Brooks topping twink

by Anonymousreply 4305/30/2013

Girth Brooks maintained that he is straight, that is why he refused to suck dick or get fucked while he did gay porn (does he still do it? Not actually sure)

by Anonymousreply 4503/01/2014

It always makes me wonder a bit when I find out that some relatively well-known porn star's parents don't know what their offspring is doing for money. Especially here when the father seems to be a bit of a phobe as well.

Hard to imagine that someone hasn't told them. I'm actually very surprised Brooks gave permission to write about his family like this. I can just imagine some loony mailing the parents a letter that just reads 'Girth Brooks'.

by Anonymousreply 4603/01/2014

His brother was on here calling everyone faggots. So, yes, they know.

Why don't you join his fan club with Conner Habib(yuck!) can read his mundane writing.

by Anonymousreply 4703/01/2014

[quote]Garth Brooks is ugly. Even is cock is ugly, gross looking. He is perfect for straight porn.

Thanks for posting, Trisha.

by Anonymousreply 4903/01/2014

I love him.

by Anonymousreply 5003/02/2014

Fabulous cock. Wishe would suck some dick himself now and then.

by Anonymousreply 5103/02/2014

Sandra Bullock is slowly approaching Michael Jackson territory with her nose.

by Anonymousreply 5203/02/2014

Girth Brooks(SO clever) is an insipid bore...who CARES if he has a thick's not like it's the only one around.

Frankly,how many times are we supposed to watch the same scenario? Thick dicked,dispassionate "straight" man has said cock fawned over by twitterpating,cum-thirsty,prideless gay man whose own orgasm is relegated to an unimportant afterthought. The straight whore NEVER reciprocates,rarely kisses(and even then flinchingly)and always ends up nonchalantly topping until he shoots a joyless,ambivalent load all over the obsequious bottom. How predicatable,unsexy and unsatisfying. I just don't understand why any self-respecting gay man would pay to see some boorish piece of straight trash treat a gay man like some sun damaged, used 40yo divorcee he just picked up at a sports bar.

That's why I like vintage porn....none of that tired, gay for pay mess(shit,they probably did it for free)!

Those sluts were in it for purely the SEX and exhibitory thrill...the chemistry between retro performers is somestimes so intense they look as if they're going to eat each other alive.

Check this out to see what a REAL gay sex scene is SUPPOSED to look like!

by Anonymousreply 5303/03/2014



by Anonymousreply 5403/03/2014

You are formally NOT invited to the wedding this evening between Girth Brooks (Michael Gexler) and his fiancée Brianna. Not sure if the link will work, it's a photo of the wedding invite his sister put on Instagram.

I wonder if they'll play a "Best of" series of his porn scenes at the wedding? Or maybe that was for the rehearsal dinner.

Best of luck Girth! You were always one of the ugliest porn stars going, but no one was looking much at your face!

by Anonymousreply 5512/12/2014

I guess he never sucked dick on camera, but he's probably fucked more asses than pussies.

by Anonymousreply 5612/12/2014

I feel sad that a busted, asshole porn star is getting married before me. I looked at his Facebook and his fiance is cute/pretty. I'm sure he's going to have babies in a few years if not really soon. He shaved his head, though. Guess he's bald now.

by Anonymousreply 5712/12/2014

[quote] ...Thick dicked, dispassionate "straight" man has said cock fawned over by twitterpating, cum-thirsty, prideless gay man whose own orgasm is relegated to an unimportant afterthought...

HAWT! You should go into the biz as a writer!

by Anonymousreply 5812/12/2014
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