Flirting with a straight man

He's totally whooping on you after class.

What does it mean to be whooping on someone?

You apologized for flirting?

What the hell did OP do? Flit her eyelashes and twirl her hair?

Was the "other student"'s name Cheryl?

OP, for gods sake you didn't do anything wrong.

You are way to hard on yourself. I'm sure a good looking man like that gets flirted with a lot. He's a grown up and works as a chef. Put two and two together. He is probably around gay men and woman all day long.

Don't feel guilty.

I was going to type the same exact thing as R3.

Probably Tammy.

He sounds like a nice guy. Maybe you can still trick him into bed with you. Bribes are also an option.

Buttering your bundt pan like that was probably a little over the top, OP.

Totally hawt men are always a little gay, OP.%0D %0D Keep at it, and at the least, you'll probably get to blow him.

Unless you grabbed his junk while flirting, there was no need to apologize.

He's the epitome of bi.

Well, maybe you are just too...ugly...for him, OP?

R12 is right.

[quote]He's the epitome of bi.

Oh, god, the "epitome of bi" troll has escaped from his "home" and is back online. :-(

"Totally hawt men are always a little gay, OP.'%0D %0D No they're not, Noodles. %0D %0D

Did we lose responses during the downtime?

Have straight men/women ever flirted with you?

I almost only flirt with straight dudes.

He just likes attention, OP.

Alot of people who are a little narcissistic or have a career based on pleasing others thrive on attention, compliments, and praise. So OP, if u were giving him compliments on things other than his cooking, he probably really appreciated it for a change, instead of praise about his food.

I'll scramble your hole after class, OP.

Flirting = Muumuu lift.

Cooking class = "Yum."

lmao @ R10

[all posts by flame bait troll #11 removed (violent racist homophobic right-wing misogynist), ISP notified with full text of all posts.]

[quote]He did not really flirt back but seemed receptive with smiles etc.

I think most men seem receptive with paying customers.

Your flirting was so blatant that third parties intervened? You sound like a real class act.

Lust is typically felt in one's loins and love in the heart.

So which one was it?

Putting lipstick on your asshole in full view of the class probably wasn't the best way to go about flirting.

He was nice about it because he sees you as easy cash. He knows you think he's eye candy and you'll keep coming back just to stare at him. He's hoping you'll also bring some of your gay friends so he'll be able to afford that vacation he's been promising his bitch they'd go on.

Who cares. Your gay/the chef straight-BTW: does he have a wedding ring?

If so, keep stepping. Find someone who is available. And not pining after someone who isn't-or if available, doesn't meet the fantasy ideal of him you've concocted.

Point blank, you don't know him. Get to know him first, then pine after him if he is receptive and available.

Plenty of fish in the sea.

And yet r31 finds himself on a gay message board, you know, just hanging out.

Poor guy! "Preyed upon"! Usually the guys who think all the gay guys want him is a hideous troll who takes great pains to hide his junk when changing in the locker room, when in reality NO ONE wants his ugly ass.

R31

You do know this is a gay commenting board, Right?

I sense a recurring trend here.

Based off your visit, and the post you left for us sickly/perverted/hyper sexual-aggressive predators- I'm left with a a certain impression:

That, you troll nightclubs and other establishments for gay men...only to be insulted when they make a pass at you. That is sound logic there.

Yes. YOU ARE VERY HETERO! STRAIGHT-GUY/TOUGH-GUY; Manly-man. And us "fag" predators can't have you!

LOL! OMFG.

[quote]We don't want gays, we're not gay, we don't need your sex-addicted mnd trying to convince us otherwise, we don't hate you, we're not afraid of you, and if you think we aren't tolerant, women have other men beat the living shit out of men who can't take a hint from them.

You are deeply disturbed.

I think R31 is likely an actor, a model or an altar boy. Who else would be in a position to be constantly preyed upon by closet cases?

Mental illness runs in families.

R31's family.

silly

R31 has a point and this is coming from a gayan. Why would gay guys go after guys that they know are straight and then cry homophobia when they're rebuked?

A straight guy will never ever ever hook up with another dude, shit they would pay a gorgeous call girl if they were desperate enough for no strings attached sex

Queeny delusional gay who flirt with amd try to hook up with men that they know are straight embarass me and set the gay rights movement back 50 years.

And if they take it one step further by touching a straight guy in an inappropriate way, they DESERVE to get the shit beat out of them.

[quote] Why would gay guys go after guys that they know are straight and then cry homophobia when they're rebuked?

They wouldn't and they don't. Where is the fantasy that this happens coming from?

R39, homophobic about yourself much?

Deserve to get the shit beat out of them?

No one deserves to be assaulted unless you are in fear for your life. Woman get flirted with all the time by men. I am sure not every unwanted touch ends in violence.

If you are straight or gay it dose not matter. Push the guys hand away and say you are not interested. He will get the hint.

As for you R39, Please seek some therapy for that internalized homophobia and self hate.

R41 look asswipe I said if a guy sexually assaulted another guy (like grabbing his junk) without consent, they deserve to get a beatdown and most people would agree with me

If a dude groped a woman and the woman hit him with her purse or even got a good punch in that would be OK wouldn't it? She is defending herself

Apparently, R42 has not sought counseling yet as I suggested.

Look at the rage and anger in his response. Clinical example of projection of self hatred.

He obviously has never been around women in a straight bar. They do not clock off guys left and right with their purses. If anything they call the bartender and have the guy kicked out.

How old are you? This is not 1950, get a grip.

What is a "gayan," R39 R42?

A citizen of Planet Gay, duh.

No, not "duh," R45. He might have been a bro. Or a goy. Or one of those other ungay gays. HTF do I know what a "gayan" is?

[quote] No, not "duh." . . . HTF do I know what a "gayan" is?

Hint: There is no Planet Gay.

LOL R3 and R10

Sorry, meant R5

That was Julie in OP's class. The chef is gay as a goose but Julie thought it would be fun set the trap and sit back and watch.

R42 only if it's been clearly defined they don't want it. Straight men often flirt with gays and only go into the "oh no, not that" routine later, after their orgasm.

whatever, r51. straight dudes don't do gay dudes.

How do you know for sure? Did you try to do one?

[quote]felt lust in my heart

Who are you, Jimmy Carter?

I love it when flirt dudes flirt with me first. Hot

You never know what will get bumped two years later.

I only flirt with straight, bi, or DL bros.

If you think that anyone is going to flirt with a swishy effem-inate, then you have another think coming.

How embarrassing for you, OP. You actually openly flirted with the instructor during class, in front of everyone, to the point where a classmate had to point out that you weren't going to get anywhere?

You sound like a hot mess.

[quote]and if you think we aren't tolerant, women have other men beat the living shit out of men who can't take a hint from them.

Who? Who has "other men beat the living shit out of men who can't take a hint from them"? Who are these people? How do you know of them? Because it sounds like the plot of a bad TV movie, not an actual "thing". Bull-fucking-shit, "straight guy". No ones buying that.

Here's a clue, straight asshole who hangs out on gay websites bemoaning attention from closet-cases while channeling Lifetime movie plots for added drama: gay bashing IS a thing, it's something many gay people have experienced first hand and it happens everyday from playgrounds to boardrooms. So don't come here and spin some bullshit yarn about mafia princesses or "women on the verge" hiring hitmen to beat up unwanted suitors. You are a jackass of the highest order if you think such bullshit is relevant on a thread about actual, cool straight people who don't mind the occasional gay flirt.

Also: everyone knows you're gay. Your repressed homosexuality can be seen rom space.

Death to R31.

[post by racist shit-stain #3 removed.]

tragic, dude

k

So OP who was it?

flirting is only fun if the other person reciprocates

Op didn't do anything wrong. This is the way people should react. Tons of people get hit on by people they're not in to, it's only apology worthy if you keep doing it even after finding out someones not receptive.

.

Don't view your straight male friends as objects of lust or flirtation. Respect people for who they are.

or just grab their asses

tell us your true stories, dudes

If someone had to tell OP that the man was straight and married to get it to stop than OP made an ass of himself.

"Death to [R31]."

Oh leave the poor dear alone. R31 is a 15 year old girl with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome playing on the computer while diddling herself thru her cotton panties.

It's flattering if someone flirts with you. Don't apologize.

Another example of the demise of DL. Why would someone bump a two year old thread that wasn't all that interesting when it originally appeared.

In my experience, a 100% "straight man" is a rare find indeed, As rare as a Macedonian dodo bird.

Keep at it, OP. If he smiled at you while you flirted, he's open to having you suck his cock after a few beers.

That nosy bitch in your class is just jealous and has no idea that Hot Chef enjoys the occasional meat dish.

What if he doesn't drink beer?

OP: You are a CUSTOMER, paying for his time.

[quote]What if he doesn't drink beer?

Then drink whatever he's drinking. And ask him a lot of questions about himself; they love it when someone wants to make the evening all about them. And it helps a lot if you pay at the end.

Then invite them over for some weed (or to watch some straight porn, or whatever game is on that night).

Works 9/10 times for me.

Outside of the gym context, or any other place where men get nude, do straight men check out other men's package?

R80, I'm a gay-identifying asexual man, and I never check out other men's packages.

A 100% gay man is a rare creature as well, r76, despite what many gay men want to believe!

I'm a 100% gay man.

r76, you sound desperate, thirsty, and slutty, bro.

Why thank you, R84. I live to pleasure!

uh ok, dude

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Flirt dudes straight with me.

lol

I love lightly flirting with attractive straight dudes. It boosts both our egos.

If a hot straight guy notices you looking at him in the gym, and then keeps adjusting his package and flashing his abs, knowing quite well that you are staring (and salivating!), does that mean he wants you? Please say that is what he intents.

Any Youtube videos of this?

Yestreday at zgym this superhot guy in late teens went to water fountain before goign to shower. He had a mouthwatering upper body. My locker was right next to fountain so I took in an eyefull. i know he saw me oogling him, and he pretended not to notice, but he started flexing his pecs. I think he liked the attenton.

[quote]Why would gay guys go after guys that they know are straight

Because straight guys are real men, and that's what we all want. I'm only attracted to straight guys. The minute a guy says he's gay, or I get any inkling of such, my dick goes limp.

And who doesn't love it when the straight guy gets a little rough? It's part of the attraction.

[quote]Because straight guys are real men..

When did Kordell Stewart start posting on Data Lounge?

If a straight guy is horny enough, he'll at least let you blow him.

That's been my experience, r96. And those times when you get the privilege of blowing a straight guy, it's just amazing. Again, it's a real privilege.

I especially love when a straight guy calls me filthy names when he cums on my face.

tmi, r98

100

I like to flirt with random hot dudes on subway who appear non-gay.

I don't think r31, is a straight man at all. The language reads like a straight woman. Pay attention to the language and sentence formation people. I think she either has a man that has made her question his sexuality or she actually is with a closet case. No way this reads like a man wrote it. This coming from a woman, frauen, if you like.

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Ugh that sux! MWC. Married with children.

Of course that doesn't neeeeeeccccceeesssssaaaaarrrrrriiiillllyyyyyyy mean...

[quote]When he left the room for a minute one of other students who knew him told me that he was straight and very married.

Wow. You must work some kind of subtle.

[quote] I like to flirt with random hot dudes on subway who appear non-gay.

I completely undress them with my eyes

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If a dude identifies as straight, I always let him initiate and lead the flirting.

I'm the opposite. I flirt shamelessly with a avowed straight guy. He's of course off the hook as far as reciprocating.

R108 Me too and the way they know I am undressing them. I mean only the hot guys, who seems to like and enjoy it.

Lol

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interesting

Only flirt with people who flirt with you

:complimentary and KIND"?!?!?!?

]bold] MARY!! [/bold] [italic] YOO HOOOOOO!!!! [/italic]

Ya wanted to suck his cock, Miss THANG!!!

"complimentary and kind" OH MY SIDES!!!!

Frankie on Big Brother is embarrassing trying to get dudes who clearly do not identify as gay to have sex with him. Have some self respect.

You can't bake your cake and eat it, too.

I'm an old gay guy over 50 and we have a young straight guy that is so hot it's ridiculous. I thought I was impotent for the last ten years, but when he was around I had to hide my shame and run in the bathroom.

And he has no idea he is even hot, which makes him all the more hotter.

He's only 22, but man I am so grateful when he's not around so I can go back to being old.

dude flirting

As more bi/gay dudes are open to their straight bros, I wonder how prevalent romantic overturns between the groups.

I like to flirt with straight Arab and Hispanic dudes.

I was just to post about Arabs, R124. I was just in Middle East recently and it's so funny how easy it is to flirt with most of them.

I guess being sexually repressed and frustrated, they are ready to flirt back to any foreigner who has shown any interest with them.

I love heteroflexible brahs

I do it everyday

r125, are they being flirtatious or platonically friendly or curious?

There's a guy at my office who is, to be honest, perfection. He's warm, funny, good-looking, charming and an all-round decent guy. And yeah, I started by thinking he was gay. Turns out he's not. I was embarrassed, told him this and he got angry with *me* because I was apologising to him for flirting. He's probably my biggest ally in that office and definitely one of the loveliest, sweetest guys I know - except when you steal the last chocolate Hob-Nob. Not all straight guys get offended when you flirt with them - I've often found them to respond either by flirting back, or taking it as a joke, or a compliment, or just as harmless banter. Just don't expect them to always replace the biscuits.

Gay men flirting with obvious straight dudes, is painful to watch. Why do gay men embarrass themselves that way?

More painful are straight dudes flirting with lesbians.

And straight women flirting with gay men.

I know a lot of lesbians that flirt hard with straight dudes, particularly lipstick ones.

I flirted with a str8 guy once. He kicked me in the face. Son of a bitch.

Is having sex with a straight man, an honestly straight man, the ultimate power trip for a gay man?

"You have awfully big FEET for a master chef!"

ok

i think it was nice you apologized, but heres my question, would you have apologized if he had been bi. you cant justrandemly compliment people

Why can't you randomly compliment people? Most people like to be complimented.

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I don't understand why gays humiliate themselves by flirting with obvious straight men. It's seriously cringeworthy.

any Tumblrs with pics of this?

So, there is this hot buff, tall dude at the gym. I think he is a former athlete or something. I never sensed he was into dudes or anything over the many years I have seen him at the gym. A couple of months of ago, I was in the gym minding my business, when he walked over to me and asked me to spot him. He seemed to be giving me some flirtatious signals with his eyes, but nothing unmistakable. Over the weekend, I saw him leaving the gym. I assume he is gonna just walk by and not acknowledge me. Instead, he strikes up a conversation about how late I was for the gym. His demeanor was very playful and his eyes were checking me out. I was sort of playfully matching his banter, but I didn't want to do anything that presumed he was flirting with me. I am interested in seeing what happens the next time we meet.

The chef sounds like a homosexual to us, Mary OP.

Try putting $500 in an envelope with a note saying that there is more where that came from if he will 'visit' you for an hour!

After he said all that syrupy dialogue, you should have groped his crotch and said, "Since my flirting is OK, can I suck your dick now?"

mk

This thread is still around?

It's 2015 for Christ's sakes. Move on! There's plenty of gay fish in the pond

I love it bro

Chef is a fairy who is not interested in you, OP.

Deal with it.

So, did you finally get something from him? And I mean SEXUALLY!

Old threads never die.

Keep pubic hair out of the food at all times.

R152 Pubic hair is extra.

Ewwww dude

He wants your money, OP.

Of course he was still friendly.

It's fun flirting with straight men, especially when they get all nervous at first. Then after awhile, it's funny to see how most of them end up becoming comfortable with it and flirting back.

He was being nice to you because you were paying for the class not because he liked you especially.

Hotttt

Don't be desperate dude

Lony Pizarro

Hmmm

R9 is why they hate us.

Just don't do it in front of other people. Keep it one on one. His bros and girl can't be around

Hott

Uh huh

Hgfd

I'm dealing with a situation at the gym wherein this dude at the gym has been increasingly flirting with me at the gym, and now I learn he has a girlfriend. I pulled back and started ignoring him, and now he seems to be upset at me.

Get drunk with him and offer to blow him OP. His wife probably hasn't done it for ages, so there's some chance he will let you.

You have no morals r168

Hmmmm

I've been flirting with this hot Latin or Middle Eastern dude at the gym all year. He apparently has a girlfriend, so I got upset, and ignored him all week. Now, I feel guilty.

Nice

Boom

I went to a gay bar with a straight female friend, who was very hot. She felt that, in a gay bar, we could have a nice long talk in peace, as straight guys wouldn't be hitting on her and disturbing us. Turns out that some of the lesbos in the bar were htting on her, sending notes etc. She laughed it off and felt very flattered.

I hope the posters that ignored their gym buddies after finding out they had girlfriends are either trolling or are teenage girls.

I hope the posters that continue to flirt EVEN AFTER finding out the person is straight get smacked in the face. That's annoying - gay or straight.

Only if it’s not mutual

Amateur.

NNJGFD

I've become good friends with a former co-worker who, at 30, is 30 years my junior. Very nice, I like him very much, but he's not someone I've fallen for (as an aside, I've fallen for maybe a handful of men in my life). When we first met, he was in a long-term relationship with a woman & he told me then they would soon be engaged. The engagement never came, & the relationship ended this year. I enjoy his company, which, outside of work, has consisted of exclusively of attending sporting events together. At our first such event, he made a point of leaving a seat between us, saying something to the effect of 'bro rules.' Note that I've never said I'm gay (my gay bona fides aren't great, as gay friends over the years have doubted that I'm really gay). Once, when we worked together & others commented on how close we were to the extent that there was talk of us being together, I looked at him with faux puppy eyes & he said "that would never happen."

Well, last night we went to another sporting event (I bought him a ticket for his birthday) & we were joined by my friend of over 40 years, who, btw, after nearly 30 years of marriage to a woman, came out to me a few years ago. This was this friend's first time meeting my young friend. My older friend confided in me that based on the way my young friend looked at me it was obvious he had feelings for me. I'm now torn about what to do.

Judd continue chillin with him, no pressure or expectations

Just continue

This thread turns me on 🔥

Random

Just keep it lowkey, subtle, and G-rated

Flirt like this

You have to keep it low key and discreet

This is his uoir

THIS is how it’s done. Be masculine, say “bro,” “dude” a lot and any physical compliments must be done in brospeak such as “your calves are sick,” or “yo, I like your style, bruh.”

Bump

I do it daily

OP is weird for apologizing. Way to make it super awkward.

Bump

I like the tips in r189.

Gay guys often the mistake of trying to flirt with nongay when in public

“mistake?” “trying?”

amateur.

So what do you do when gay guys dare to flirt with you in public, R195?

OP you are a paying customer so he has to be polite if he wants to continue in his profession

R197, it depends if I think he’s hot

Give us both scenarios. If he's hot, and if he's not.

I flirt with hot dudes unless married

I don’t understand why straight men don’t flirt with gay men more often, just to get stuff.

How about baby daddies, R201?

This is embarrassing.

R202 must order everything online because straight men do that ALL THE TIME.

R203, almost all dudes I mess with are unmarried baby daddies

Y’all have no chill

I’m a straight 20-something male and I’ve only had sex with women.

But I haven’t been with any women in a while because I’m a pretty picky dude.

Recently, I’ve been going on Grindr and talking to other men with no intention of ever meeting them. I just like flirting with the people on there.

But one time, I decided to meet up with one of the men. It was great at first, but things got sexual and when I saw his penis, I freaked out and immediately left. Why did I react that way? Am I definitely straight?

I feel so uncomfortable asking these questions, especially since I see myself married with a wife and kids in the long run.

Why do I like going on gay dating apps when I’m horny?

[RELATED: “Mostly Straight” Guy Falls for Roommate While on Lockdown]

Dear “straight”,

First and foremost, I totally understand your predicament as a picky dater. It’s quite common, actually. There are some men who can only date blondes, or geeky girls, so for you to desire one with a penis, is also fine!

But hold up… men actually flirt on Grindr? Honey, you can’t fool a seasoned hoe. Unless one word conversations and hole pics are what you consider flirting?

There’s a good chance that what you like about conversing with other men, especially in a sexual manner – is the fact that they can be very forward when it comes to their wants or needs.

However, the simpler answer as to why you go on dating apps when you’re horny, is because you’re sexually attracted to them.

The freak-out you’re describing is known as “gay shame” (although isn’t exclusive to gay people), and it’s a thing that most of us encounter during the first sexual interactions with other men. Only pure cock sluts are exempt. It’s because society has taught us that our attractions to the same-sex are wrong and something to be ashamed of.

It’s not. Unless you have ‘no fats, no fems, no asians’ in your profile text. Then yeah, you can be ashamed.

The fact you have to question your sexuality, means that no, likely you’re not straight… but is that so bad? It doesn’t necessarily mean you’re gay either, (there’s an entire alphabet of identities now!) or that you won’t end up with a wife and kids…

But don’t be afraid to let go of that traditional family brainwashing we all experienced: I thought I was gonna become a doctor. You know what I became? A slut.

Embrace and explore your identity, even if you’re not sure what that is yet.

Happy cruising! Xoxo

Joke

I love straight men. I was dating a straight man once but he left me for another straight man.

I prefer mostly straights and heteroflexibles

If your chef-teacher went to cooking school, he's probably being around gay guys.

I flirted in the most innocent way I know how by grabbing my junk, licking my lips and shouting "yum."

Convo

Watch and learn

I love the way straight-identified dudes flirt with dudes. Testosterone and bravado is so attractive

Hot

Coochie drips for straight dudes

Cop

Skills

Ideas

just grab him by the pussy, when you're famous you can do it

R219 This is why they hate us. Poor guy.

That cop is hot

Like this

I am paying a husband and father of 3 to stuff his feet and cock in my holes

Those TikTocs are great!

More!

This dude is teaching masteclass on luring bros

Masterclass

Game

R223 they don’t hate us they just hate you and I can’t blame them since you obviously hate yourself

Art

Art

Art

Flattery

Almost this exact thing happened to me once, with one exception. After he reassured me, he unzipped and finagled a massive, throbbing erect prime from his pants and then pointed at it, looking at me and making O shapes with his mouth.

I said, oh, thanks for the reassurance, and left, because I wasn’t certain he was flirting with me or not. What do you think, DL?

prime = penis, but actually I like the idea of a penis being called a “prime”.

Huh?

When your bro has questions....

OP, you sound thirsty. Did you stand on your work station, drop your pants and present hole? With a little ribbon on it.

Oh wow bruh 😯

I flirted shamelessly with a straight guy at a banquet. He loved every minute of it. His wife wasn't quite as enthusiastic, but she hated me anyway, so I had nothing to loose. This was when I was much younger and wilder.

Flirting with straight men depends on the straight man in question. Some are attention whores who will enjoy it, some are fragile about their sexuality and will kick your cunt in. Not worth it.

I just noticed in R243 that I had nothing to LOOSE. I had nothing to LOSE, either. Blah!

“I like your vibe bro.”

How does Joel fit into this scenario?

I saw him in his t shirt before he put on the white coat and felt lust in my heart.

That could be from one of Taylor Swift's songs.

King

[quote] "I saw him in his t shirt before he put on the white coat and felt lust in my heart."

Honey, that wasn't lust. That was angina.

You have to know the vernacular

So romantic.

I love it when straight dudes call me “boss,” “baby,” Or “King.” Turns me on

Straight men <3

Gen Z hits different bruh

Straight guys never speak to me. So when one is cordial to me, I know he wants some head.

That’s outrageous bro. Using you as a sex object

Even lusting in your heart is a SIN!

Bold

straight guys are cheap bitches

I love it when a hot straight bro puts his hands around my waist

Leg hair

I was a in sitcom class and there was an impossible Abercrombie & Fitch type cutie in the class.

this plain middle-aged frau with a horrible body snarked once to me: "He's ours! He's straight! He's OURS!"

Well, he may -- or may not -- be straight. But he's far from 'yours'

I once apologized for flirting with a straight man. I told him I was sorry for insinuating that I’d like to tie him up and drink his blood.

[quote]I was a in sitcom class and there was an impossible Abercrombie & Fitch type cutie

You were in WHAT?

Sitcom class?

a sitcom writing class

Hot

Gay guys are shooting their shot with straight guys

The rule

Gas

Interrogate

Str8 men 😍

Pickup line

Bump

These TikToks fucking suck.

Vibe

Filter

Watch and learn

Kiss

it's the kind ones I fall for the most.

Waiter

Thank you

Getting caught creeping

You’re pretty cut up

How did this become a dreadful ticktok thread?

People would rather demonstrate that write about it

I flirt with straight guys all the time, and yes, I'm deferential and will apologize for my forwardness but nearly all take it in stride. not a big deal

Don’t be forward with people who aren’t forward with you first

What a cringe thread

You old queens have some embarassing habits

Lesson

I need tips

Plane

Hehe

Vibe

Snap

Seriously, this is how you score with gym bros. Seriously

R297 Hot! I do think that would work, but not if you have the physique of a summertime jello salad as I do.

This was the plot to a "Will & Grace" episode, in the later seasons I think. So, I'm not buying it.

This was the plot to a "Will & Grace" episode, in the later seasons I think. So, I'm not buying it.

R299 it depends on how you do it. It wouldn’t work for most of us because we would sound like hissing queens doing it.

R301, you have to be credible and authentic as a bro. If you normally speak bro, it works. Gym bros are truly flattered and enamored when you compliment their gains (physique) in bro language.

The secret is talking in a manner that connects to mainstream guys.

Language and body language are critical to establishing a connection with guys.

i hit on a hot brutha working on my mothers basement foundation. Tells me he has a girlfriend that gives him a "dick check" each nighgt when he gets home from work, otherwise said it wasn't anything against me, his decline !

I wanted to know her methods, haha!

Not necessarily gay

Dudes love this

If the tik tok trolll dies will anyone care?

Try it

Don’t get rejected like this

Stick around

Compliments welcome

Listen

Fuck, this thread has been limping along for 10 years!

Watch and learn

Pool

Flirting vs Harassment

I prefer- Flirting With A Straight ACTING Man

“Straight-acting” is an archaic, offensive term that hasn’t been acceptable for decades

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I worked for a chef who relentlessly flirted with straight guys, hoping to have sex. Of the few who said ok, the sex was always a very quick one sided blow job. My boss would be so frustrated. "He just stood there with his arms folded"

What does he expect? Flowers and romance?

Rating their thirst traps

Kiss

THIS

Escalator

Sweet

Observe first

R329 Was that guy actually gay?

I dunno

Yo, can I have your number?

Always falling for straight Bros

And they say romance is dead

Escalator

Eyes

Who bumped this fucking Thread?? It's from 2011 FFS! STOP SPAMMING DL.

I picture OP as a wheezing, diabetic, Jabba-incarnate kinda dude, who's on her last legs. Yes, having someone like you lusting after a hot straight man is always appreciated.

Legacy threads are the best threads

Study

I LoVe the old threads

Many of us do

The irony of R3's post is that 10 years later, he WOULD have to apologize for flirting.

I used to work with a handsome straight guy and I would flirt in a mild way, tell him he looked good, liked his suit and things like that (10 year age difference). He was always receptive and polite about it. On his last day he personally went around and thanked/farewelled every person in the office except for me.

I don't flirt with straight many anymore. Most are just not into it.

If he didn’t reciprocate, you should have ceased flirting. I mostly flirt with dudes who identify as nongay, but only with dudes who mutually flirt

R345 what about when they watch you a lot or grab their shorts where their cock's are a lot around you?

That’s subtle at best, ambiguous, and can be misinterpreted. Don’t assume it’s flirting

This way

Rome

Chill

When he is DL

This is how I vibe with my buff latin gym crush bro

Running

My friend Julie told me I'd better apologize.

Noah

Straight men 😍

Cute

I wondered why this stupid EST thread keeps coming back, and now i realize it's because it's a Bump Bitch thread. Morning but bumping ugly pussies.

Compliments

Gym flirt

OP

This is why no one wants to come over to your house for dinner. You still haven't learned to cook!

Leave the poor straight man alone and concentrate on your culinary studies.

This is how

So much gay thirst for straight dudes on social media.

Crush

In conclusion: gay men hate other gays and only lust after straight men. You really have low self-steem and a lot of self-hatred. I wouldn't dare to mess with straight men since homophobia is on the rise and people have a short fuse these days.

It obviously works for a lot of gay dudes

Compliments

When he compliments you

This is so textbook

R362, r363, r364

Where did they go?

I love it when he says this to me at night

Clout

Respect the gains, bro

OMG, I can fucking post again!

Expose (just one) sagged, wrecked teat (let it fall out of your blouse) then lick your lips hungerously. Ask if he likes your décolletage. Do a twirl and a hot little modern dance for him.

Me and my gym crush

“You lookin good bruh.”

Thirsty

Nice guns

Bait

Subtle

Stand

Kind

Holes

I have a very attractive straight friend who is of MiddleEastern ancestry. I try not to flirt with him, but he likes to tell me how big his penis is and how he has so much stamina he has. Recently, he golfs me he likes to eat ass and graphically Mimicked him relishing performing the explicit act. It really turned me on, but all I could do is blush. I think he’s trying to turn me on

I like asking straight dudes which dudes they consider hot

Eyes

Spitting game to homies

Happy Birthday Marines!

I'm impressed that such an old thread is still active. Also, I can't recall ever seeing it before. Wow.

In general, I find flirting with someone while he's on duty, WHEN he doesn't initiate it (say, a waiter or bartender working for tips), a strict no-no. To me it's a power imbalance issue.

If a gay guy goes for straight guys only, he's not looking for love. He's looking for drama, humiliation, and heart break. That is the more likely outcome than receiving the thrill of having turned an actual straight guy to the dark side of gay pleasure without any exchange of money and other means of bribery or force.

TikTok is filled with gay guys bragging about how they pull so many straight dudes

R370, what if the person on duty initiated the flirting?

Do you smoke bro?

Social media fitness culture has made men aware of just how much they love being complimented by dudes

This is the way to flirt

Clever

Swag flirting

I love it when straight dudes touch my waist to get around me

Pretty

To gym bro: I’m tryin to get like you

You look good bro

You’re gay, bro? This is how you make me feel

Masc4masc

Brosexual

Muslim

Have a really nice and developed ass

Straight fixation

I love straight men more than life itself.

Bump

You look like you’re in a textbook bro