I went to Stevie Nick''s website and wrote Stevie this:

WTF is this?

Did you sign it "Dina Lohan"?

Another $18 circling the drain.

Her vagina bone?

I think it's funny--I'm sure Stevie will never see it though, whoever is responsible for vetting her message board will delete it.

C'mon it's a funny letter. "We still love you and forgive you".

"it's a funny letter"? %0D %0D I am sure you think fart jokes are the height of wit.

Hilarious OP, but know that I feel so sorry for your cooter cracked daughter. I don't quite understand the current trend of *Cooze-kick* as meted out by the celebrities. Why, just the other day, I saw Tom Cruise lunge at a small girl and mistakenly connect with a very bloated Liz Taylor. She went off like a banshee while sitting in her wheelchair chomping out of the ever present bucket of chicken. I think Tommy either needs glasses or high kickin' Judo lessons. He's always trying to act so butch and man like.

OP = Courtney Love

MASSIVE FAIL @ R8.

I still have Burt Reynold's boot lodged in my snatch cake.

Poor Stevie. After all she's been through, she really deserves more amusing fans.

R12, here in the Flyover states we have many women of a certain age - 45 to 55 - who dress in black with purple and silver accents, with feathered hair and full foundation with rouge.

Trust me, her fans are amusing.

Poor Stevie - my ass. That frizzy headed midget was so coked up for over twenty years, you could tell her she'd done anything and she'd have to wonder.

I, on the other hand, am marching in place in my high heeled boots while I twirl my shawls furiously as I lip synch 'edge of seventeen'.

Thank you, OP!

I have laughed so hard for a few minutes now that my tears are flowing, best belly laugh I have had in days!

Tell me, haven't I seen you around town finger fucking stray dogs?!

Is your daughter's name Cheryl. OP. Perhaps it was the stench and little Cheryl wouldn't shew away so more drastic means were necessary.

The French have a saying, it's, "I wanna fuck you in your pussy, then whip it out, slap your pretty face cheeks, then bust my chillshlockmafathakookie all over your face." This famous phrase got its origin while repeatedly being chanted in the theaters where the girls performed. Thus the entomology was created, and the words have obviously stuck... literally. Please chant this phrase while watching this movie, if not for your own satisfaction, but to let the girls know you still care. By the way..., if you listen close, you can hear the showgirls farting when performing a strenuous dance move. The French call this, "fanny fart for fuck, stick shaft suck suck suck; titties tush to trot, bitch bum butt boom barf; mouth meat munch my mastrubator, pussy pound pop plop...., see ya later." Yes, the French are beautiful. Arevoiur!

I put an Altoid in the toilet and now the water tastes minty.

Jesus. Datalounge has come to this. Lame BEYOND belief.

Let's Pretend?????????

You spent $18 for this? Lame.

You are the Kick a woman in the cunt Troll. You write about doing this all the time. Get help.

I have never considered suicide until reading this thread. Now I just wanna hang from the gallows until my neck looks like Audrey Hepburn's.

I think someone wants to be nominated for W&W. Try harder next time, OP.

op i have to say you literally made me lol. i love you.

Stevie's last tour wasn't that long ago so how could it have taken the twat years to write about the alleged v-bone attack?

Please. Stevie is too busy having her assistants stand in line to blow stardust up her gypsypucker to bother with her web site. I heard it's run by a Bombay syndicate.

I swear to god, the people telling me that I need help or say "$18.00, FOR THIS?" make it all worth while.

Is there even such a thing as a vagina bone??

OP, I read this hours ago and I was just delivering meds around the hospital. Everytime the elevator door closed I burst out laughing just thinking about it.

It's so fun to encounter the rare posters who make me laugh out loud. Thanks OP and R2.

Did you really post this at Stevie's site, OP? Could you do it at Heart's board too?

can you really do cocaine up your bum? do you use a straw?

I re read OP's post and it made me laugh just as hard as the first time.

My only regret is that I should have added that my daughter "still doesn't walk quite right" but we forgive you..

This could be one of the greatest threads EVER. I heart the OP.

Any word yet, OP? And that's a great idea, R28, LOL!

[quote]This could be one of the greatest threads EVER.%0D %0D Yeah, the real classics all flame out at fewer than fifty responses.

well, naysayers, i suffer from irreparable cooch-crack thanks to a very heavy booted Barbra Streisand and now sidle when i jog. they call me crabby because of the similarity in movement.

I finally got an email back from Stevie Nick's webmaster.

"Dear so and so:

Thank you for writing Stevie. Stevie has no recollection of kicking any young woman in the vagina, ever. If you daughter's vagina bone was broken or fractured, this was not caused by Stevie. Stevie wishes you and your daughter well and encourages you to purchase her new cd, In Your Dreams on May 3rd! Music can heal your daughter's Vagina Bone. Stevie recommends buying 2 cds and buying two Sony Discmans. Place one on each side of the cracked V bone and let Stevie's cds play concurrently. The more cd's you buy, the quicker your dearest daughter's vagina will heal itself. She may even be able to walk like a normal person again.

And the days go by, like a strand in the wind, in the vagina that is your own, you CAN begin again.

All of Rhiannon's blessings, Webmaster

And I just want to add, that my daughter has nightmares every night! In her dreams, she has a boyfriend, they are making love, and he donkey punches her. Her V bone shatters and destroys her internal organs.

Please pray for us!

Stevie Nicks is no longer relevant in the music business. She is so washed up.

Won't somebody help us!?

Well I for one, laughed out loud for this one, so thanks OP...

I read this by R8 ".... I feel so sorry for your cooter cracked daughter" and could read no further as I am laughing so much I have nearly pissed my pants and the tears are blurring my vision.%0D %0D thanks, x.%0D %0D

It was OK but fatally flawed in that you claimed Stevie broke a bone, which could be grounds for a lawsuit.%0D %0D So I doubt she'll be laughing -- more like deleting and hoping she never hears from you again.%0D %0D A random kick in the cunt can be sort of funny, but not if it results in broken bones.

My daughter was kicked in the V-bone.

Please remember her in your prayers.

That evil bitch's cunting cd drops on May 3rd, just like my daughter's ovary when Stevie kicked her in the bug!

op = some drunk "persian"

I'm going to see Stevie Nicks on Oprah in Chicago, can't wait.

What a cunt.

OP you're sick in the head, lay off the drugs....

Like a Tango in the Twat.

OP, I started literally laughing out loud while reading your letter. My gf asked me what was so funny and I tried to read it out loud to her but was breaking down into hysterical giggles with tears streaming down my cheeks.

She read it and had the same reaction.

I think that "Stevie Nicks kicked me in the cunt" is going to become one of our "go to" phrases.

Laughing until you cry is one of life's great pleasures. Thank you!

OP, why would you write something like that? That is just mean and nasty.

I miss humor.

Hello everyone.

Just an update.

After more tests after her latest surgery, it has been determined that my daughter's left Sugar Wall has been compromised. The doctors exact words were "there is a tear straight through that would let in daylight if we do not operate posthaste".

Her surgery is scheduled 1st thing Monday morning.

That being said, my daughter asked the doctor if they would play Stevie's hit cd, In Your Dreams, during the Sugar Wall reconstruction. He agreed. What a wonderful man.

Thank you ALL for concern and prayers. It has held us in good stead.

[quote] And the days go by, like a strand in the wind, in the vagina that is your own, you CAN begin again.

OMG I am pissing my pants at this one!

So stupid. Not because it's immature or inappropriate (there is no better comedy!), but because it's inherently stupid and not witty. OP couldn't even spell 'Nicks' correctly.

Cunt.

Bone.

Can we get an update? Are all the walls still in place?

Are the rooms all on fire?

Ladies, does getting kicked in the cunt caused the same intense paralyzing pain as getting kicked in the nuts?

Trannies might have some useful insight insight too, although I hear the faux-cunts doctors create surgically or not exactly the same, at least according to michfesters.

Gavin Debecker is likely circling OP's house as we speak, with telephoto lenses.

Stevie: Stand back bitch.

OH, FANK YOU!!! You fixeded my vagina bone!

Hi, I'm Christine McVie.

This Fleetwood Mac tour will include fundraisers for an important cause: broken vagina bones.

The Stevie Nicks Leather and Lace Cunt Bone Care Center will focus millions on this research!

The minute her Stand Back treadmill goes up on Ebay I'm opening up a paypal account. The sky is the limit.

I, too, was kicked in the cunt bone by Stevie Nicks!

It's why Lance only has one testicle, you know.

It's why I wear the pointy hat - to protect my cunt bone.

I Kicked A Cunt Bone (And I Liked It)

It's why I take Boniva.

WHEN DO THE TEARS STOP??!?!?!

My stars, she even wrote a SONG about her kicking habit.

How ironic R69!!!! (69 must be painful for the girl she kicked) And I totally forgot that Stevie wrote a song called "Kick It"!!!

Could someone post the lyrics and change the word "habit" to cunt bone?

Stevie actually used the word cunt bone in her original lyrics but of course the record company said NO WAY!

The original lyrics, declined by the record company.

I'll stay with you one more night I'll bid you no goodbyes Not until tomorrow's light... Then I'll say goodnight I would really rather die... Than stop kicking you in the cunt bone I think that is the meaning of love

[Chorus:] I think that is the meaning of love And I prefer to kick it Yes I think that is the meaning of love And I prefer to kick it... kick your vagina bone

Well I'm kicked cunts in Egypt... It's just something I must do Yes I can see you're kicked some cunt bones too All day and all night... all over the world Coccyx unfurled!

[Chorus:] I think that is the meaning of love And I'm prepared to kick it Yes I think that is the meaning of love And I prefer to kick her in the cunt bone

It's a strange kind of love affair... A symphony of sorts Strange kind of love affair... A declaration of war No I won't be here tomorrow night... You won't see me smiling All unspoken, cunt bones broken

Well I loved you more than life itself (Nothing like forever more) But I'm kicking your vagina bone (Breaking your walls in two) And oh, by the way You type fat

R71, I think I have fallen in love with someone for the first time in my life.

And I'm in LOVE with YOU!!!

If this is how love feels I never want to stop feelin' it baby!!!

Smooches back atcha R72!!

I hope she adds "I Cunt Wait" to the Fkeetwood Mac playlist this tour.

R71, I am still marveled s to how you found these long hidden lyrics.

Stevie's journals perhaps?~~~~~

And the cunts go by~

Like a pussy in the wind~

In the cunt that is MY OWN~

I kick my cunt AGAIN~

Simply magic~

like a Cunting Vision~

I mean , a CRYSTAL~

vision~

Would cunt-kicking boost my career? Namaste

Perhaps, Goopy!

Try it and let's see!

Namaste to you as well, cunt.

Whoo! Baby Whoo!

Whoo!

and I would write: "You created a brilliantly durable and believable on stage and recording persona, and then lived it so well in in your public life that DL believe it to be 'you'. Respect."

I totally don't get why the OP was funny. Is there some kind of link between the post and Steve Nicks or lyrics ?

Somebody please kick me in the cunt!

[quote]I totally don't get why the OP was funny.

No one does except the OP, who's been trying for 3.5 years now to make the thread take off.

R79

What is it you cuntface?

.

R79-

It's a stupid DL meme.

I laughed.

OP must have been influenced by this rare outtake from The Sound of Music.

Or was that Mary Poppins? My Fair Lady?

They all run together to me.

That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.

I think we have a Stevie Nicks troll brewing

How horrible!

Stevie should be brought up on charges!

R90 and R91 should be kicked in the cunt bone!

How awful!

I hope that the little girl was able to repair her vagina bone!

She'll need that in the future.

Someone needs to start a Go Fundme for her vagina bone reparative surgery!

I want the Edge of Seventeen remix

Instead of Stevie singing Ooh, ooh ooh they need the poor girl to sing OW Stevie! OW! I said OW!

Glad I'm wearing Depends!

I reserve the right to fracture vagina bones of any minions who accost me. And I dispute the "fracture." Being petite, I can't kick that hard. Maybe I brushed the bone. I hope you teach your slatternly daughter to stop exaggerating her minor contratemps.

R92 why would you dredge up this stupid shit?

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies, op.

For the laughs. Sorry your sense of humor is so elevated. It's just absurdities.

Why did you click on the thread?

Stevie is hard of hearing now. Usually she says, "Twat's that? I cunt hear you."

-87.5/10

*kick*

Did it look something like this?

The kick sneaks up on ya

R104 that there is a cunt shove not a vag bone kick. It's a defensive type of puss-banishing move, as opposed to offensive.

To be a kick to the vagina bone one's steel toed boot must make contact with the cunt bone.

[quote] To be a kick to the vagina bone one's steel toed boot must make contact with the cunt bone.

Aren't they the same thing?

Its the GYPSY that REMAINS, bitch.

fucking hilarious, OP!

only on the DL

Nick's?????

I hope OP is still with us

I would imagine that it looked something like this!

[quote] chillshlockmafathakookie

Is this Yiddish?

[quote] I wonder if Stevie will laugh, or go, "Did I really kick a little girl in the cunt!?" Thank you!

Rofl!

That poor little girl's broken vagina bone!!

R115- Thank you!!

Can you imagine how that must have hurt???

Goat voiced bitch.

Stevie has quite a powerful kick at R115.

No wonder that poor girl's vagina bone was shattered!

How horrible!

Has the little girl recovered?

“Trouble in Shangri-la” will heal broken bones much faster than “In Your Dreams.”

[quote] Her vagina bone?

Is that even a real thing?

Yes, R120.

She had a vagina transplant, and it was a success!

That poor little girl.

Stevie Nicks is a menace to society.

She's almost worse than Raquel Welch!

The cunt bone's connected to the ... cunt?

[quote]Stevie Nick

Never heard of her.

I once had to blow cocaine up Stevie's ass. Was I molested?

She doesnt have a website she hates tech

Vicious lies!

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