Suzanne Somers is full of shit
Yes, we know she looks like shit now, but she's full of it too. Apparently she was on The Talk recently and discussed her reconciliation with John Ritter:
"We did (reconcile). I was in a beauty salon and I hadn't talked to him in a long time. I really felt so badly because I love John Ritter and it was over a contract dispute that never should have infiltrated John and I...
"In the beauty salon, the receptionist comes over and says, 'You have a phone call... It's John Ritter.' I go over and pick up the phone and he says, 'Listen, I forgive you.' I had a little trouble with that, but I let that go, and I said, 'I love you and I've always loved you.'"
Really? Because a few years ago her story was:
"I was in the bathroom at a premiere for "Victor/Victoria" and [Amy Yasbeck] walked in and -- she's this beautiful woman. And she said, 'I am John Ritter's wife.' And I didn't know her. And, she said, 'You and John have to get together.' And she dragged me out of the bathroom and brought me to his table. And the two of us just looked at each other and hugged each other, and cried."
|by Anonymous||reply 276||Last Monday at 7:08 PM|
I usually enter bathrooms proclaiming "I am John Ritter's wife" as well. It certainly breaks the ice.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||02/08/2011|
So when John Ritter felt like forgiving Suzanne Somers, he just started calling random beauty salons, secure in the knowledge that she'd be in one of them?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||02/08/2011|
Yeah, I think I heard Suzanne tell that bathroom story on Larry King.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||02/08/2011|
Just because she gave such a brilliant performance in the "The Blonde in the Thunderbird" she thinks she can make us believe anything!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||02/09/2011|
The story with Amy Yasbeck in the bathroom was what she was telling on every talk show at the time of John's death. Never heard her tell the salon story before.%0D %0D It's not surprising - she's exactly the type who believes her own press. I mean, she's still telling huge lies - which she no doubt believes - about the circumstances of her firing from Three's Company.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||02/09/2011|
The telefilm of her life story revealed a range the role of Christy only hinted at. She was completely convincing as her seven year old self through to the tower of strength that finally had the courage to tell her family off.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||02/09/2011|
Here's an article from last year in which the author recounts a conversation with John Ritter about Suzanne Somers' cancer scare a few years ago. Apparently Ritter said, ""I talked to Joyce and we don%E2%80%99t know if Suzanne has cancer or not, because she lies.%E2%80%9D%0D %0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 18||02/09/2011|
I saw a clip of John Ritter's version of the reconciliatiion and he did use the words "all is forgiven" or "all is forgotten" when quoting himself.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||02/09/2011|
The story has always been that Amy Yasbeck was the one who pushed them to reconcile. I don't know why she's changing it now; maybe Amy pissed her off. But she just looks like an asshole because it's on record. And I believe John confirmed it before he died.%0D %0D Also, it happened way before he died, at least a year or two. This whole "and two months later he was dead" is just her ginning up drama.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/09/2011|
Suzanne and John were at the premiere of Victor/Victoria. Afterwards at Sardi, Suzanne was in the Ladies room and John's wife (Amy Yasbeck) cornered Suzanne and urged her to make peace.
Amy took Suzanne to their table, and John and Suzanne hugged and made up.
So they reconciled PERSONALLY
A few years later, Suzanne was at the beauty parlor in Beverly Hills when she received a phone call. It was John Ritter. They had this amazing conversation, where John asked Suzanne to guest on his show (8 Simple Rules). They were doing a 'Three's Company' spoof. It was to be in a dream sequence, and last 30 seconds.
Suzanne said she would LOVE to work with John again, but not in a 30 second cameo. She felt it would cheat the audience. Plus they wouldn't have any scene together. Suzanne felt a TV movie or a larger guest spot on his show (like Cybill Shepherd's role) would be much better.
That is when they reconciled PROFESSIONALLY.
GOT IT OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/09/2011|
R13 she didn't call Larry King, he called her. She has said she heard about the news of John's passing on GMA and called Amy immediately.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/09/2011|
Amy Yasbeck put her cigarette out on me.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||02/09/2011|
I'm sure Suzanne is a conniving bitch, but she has also been dominated by controlling men her entire life: her father, former manager Jay Bernstein, husband Alan Hamill. Not to forgive her, but she sounds like an adolescent.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||02/09/2011|
[quote]She has said she heard about the news of John's passing on GMA and called Amy immediately.%0D %0D I remember her talking on the phone with Diane Sawyer live that morning and saying she'd just turned on GMA and heard the news. She really did sound devastated.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||02/09/2011|
Actually, I thought I remembered hearing her on Entertainment Tonight that night and saying that as soon as she heard the news she ran to call them.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/09/2011|
When I enter a bathroom, I completely empty the tampon dispenser.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/09/2011|
She apparently ended her long relationship with HSN. She always seemed so fun and personable on there. Maybe she's a better actress than we thought?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/09/2011|
R22: What is the definition of "if" hon?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/09/2011|
Joyce DeWitt...now there's a woman who knows how to hate.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||02/09/2011|
r22 is telling you NOW so she doesn't have to tell you THEN!
|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/09/2011|
Have Suzanne, Jenilee, and Priscilla ever been in the same room together? That would be one catfight I'd pay good money to see.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||02/09/2011|
DeWitt's Emmy appearance demands don't sound so outrageous. What was it that really nixed the gig?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||02/09/2011|
Suzanne & Jenilee acted together in an episode of 'She's The Sheriff'
Suzanne wrote in her book that Jenilee was really nervous walking on the set and immediately began to apologize to Suzanne. But Suzanne told her she had nothing to apologize about.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||02/09/2011|
R36 no the final straw came when the agreement called for a full dressing room for Joyce, and a standing locker with padlock key for Suzanne.
How can Joyce get away with this?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||02/09/2011|
Joyce is a spiteful bitch. I've had many dealings with Suzanne and she is a fucking delight. Witty, charming, self deprecating and GORGEOUS. And believe me, she is not controlled by any man.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||02/09/2011|
Barnes has to be one of the worst actresses of ALL time.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||02/09/2011|
Jenilee was unemployed for two years before she got Dallas
3s company 1980 - 1982
Dallas 1984 - 1986
|by Anonymous||reply 42||02/09/2011|
[quote]Barnes loathed the male producers.%0D %0D Why? Did she feel they were sexist? Did Joyce feel the same way?%0D %0D [quote]Jenilee was unemployed for two years before she got Dallas.%0D %0D I actually thought she was a better fit in the show after Suzanne left than Priscilla, who never really clicked at all. But from what I remember hearing at the time, the producers decided against having Cindy become the permanent new roomie due to the fact she was Chrissy's cousin and they wanted to eliminate all connections and references to the character.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||02/09/2011|
Terri was a mistake in that there was nothing to her; she was, if anything, too similar to Janet, who served as a contrast to Chrissy.%0D %0D Jenilee did a good job of filling Suzanne's shoes. %0D %0D What I think is ridiculous is that these NOBODIES like Suzanne or David Caruso or whoever get THE BREAK OF THEIR LIVES and, instead of enjoying it, they just want to quit and go make more money somewhere else.%0D %0D Just ride the gravy trian folks; it'll end soon enough. %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 44||02/09/2011|
"Her agent who got her fired from 3's Company is the same agent who got Farrah fired from Charlie's Angels."%0D %0D Jay Bernstein was only Suzanne's agent for a year or so. He was neither responsible for getting her the job or getting her fired.%0D %0D Her husband Alan Hamel got her fired after he demanded she get paid the same salary that Caroll O Conner and Alan Alda were making.%0D %0D Her first manager was a female who got her a book deal for her poetry, several "Tonight Show" spots, the "Graffiti" film and "Three's Company" When Hamel called the woman to say she was fired, the excuse was that she did nothing for Suzanne.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||02/09/2011|
Suzanne has said she doesn't regret a single thing in terms of her exit from Three's Company
|by Anonymous||reply 47||02/09/2011|
Jenilee has said the reason they brought in Teri was because the Cindy character had been made SO naive that she didn't really work when the writers wanted her to make sex jokes and innuendo. Personally, I liked Teri the best of the three. But I've never really been a fan of the "dumb" character that so many sitcoms seem to rely on for jokes.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||02/09/2011|
Suzanne did not want to get fired from 3s co. She took z gamble and lost. She was blacklisted for a while after she was sacked. Vegas was the only place that she could get work.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||02/09/2011|
Joyce was just coked out and manic.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||02/09/2011|
But she came out of it with a better career
|by Anonymous||reply 51||02/09/2011|
"Suzanne has said she doesn't regret a single thing in terms of her exit from Three's Company"
That's because she is a sociopath.
If she weren't America's most beloved Checkhov actress, she would never get away with the way she treats people.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||02/09/2011|
Joyce was also angry over the fact that John didn't personally tell her that they were doing a spin off show. She came back from vacation to find the new cast rehearsing.%0D %0D She was not fond of Jenilee either. She felt that the producers were casting a Suzanne Somers replacement instead of getting an actress who, in her own words, "could actually act".
|by Anonymous||reply 53||02/09/2011|
Suzanne Somers is full of pussy cheese. Just ask Audra Lindley.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||02/09/2011|
I remember reading at the time that the producers of "Three's Company," trying to capitalize on John Ritter's budding film career (he made a few now-forgotten movies during his summer breaks from TC), were thinking of making the show more Jack-centric, even considering moving him out of the apartment altogether to his own place upstairs above the girls. Obviously, this never happened (if it was ever true to begin with) but I wonder if any of this factored into their decision to do a spinoff for Jack.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||02/09/2011|
R55: Enough. It isn't funny. In fact, it's embarrassingly stupid. Just let it go.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||02/09/2011|
I thought the Cindy character was *incredibly* dumb; I was amazed the network let her stay on the air as long as they did. Barnes was so much more interesting and gave some energy to the cast and the storylines.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||02/09/2011|
I always liked there apartment, very foe.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||02/09/2011|
Seems to me that the producers of Three's Company were the guilty parties in the situation with Suzanne, she was the star and all the actors deserved a pay raise...cheap ass producers...killed her career and it really wasn't fair.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||02/09/2011|
Was I the only one who thought Richard Kline was a hottie? Used to love his tight black pants.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||02/09/2011|
R57, you're just jealous that Audra Lindley didn't lick your pussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||02/09/2011|
I believe Suzanne brought up her history of lying in one of her books. I believe it goes hand and hand with living in an alcoholic household and it probably goes further to explain why she kited so many NSF checks when younger.%0D %0D I'm sure John and Joyce experienced multi lies thru the years and were correct in implying Suzanne's "cancer scare" was total BS.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||02/09/2011|
When I was a kid, I thought that Step by Step was enjoyable cheese. I still like it now. Who knew that a ripoff of The Brady Bunch could be entertaining and successful. I think I've read that Suzanne Somers is still close friends with Patrick Duffy.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||02/09/2011|
She claimed in a German entertainment magazine that John's last words were, "Ask Suzanne if she can forgive me for being such a stubborn fool! And tell her she looks amazing with blonde highlights and bangs!"
|by Anonymous||reply 65||02/09/2011|
Shows how bitter DeWitt is over a TV show. Never liked her, always felt she was jealous of Suzanne, because she was a trained actress out of UCLA and Suzanne had to learn on the job, so to speak. Well in the words of the great Spencer Tracy get over yourself; acting is learning your lines and not bumping into the furniture, and I believe it was him who said, after all Shirley Temple could do it when she was 5 yrs old!!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||07/07/2012|
If you saw their onscreen reconcilation, you'd know that DeWitt herself said that she was jealous of Somers for that exact reason.
Weird, but even though she said that, she seemed to have moved forward much more than Suzanne who still seems rooted in the '70s.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||07/07/2012|
Hey, Suzanne, if you are reading this thread on yourself give me a call. I have an in on this new sitcom...me and you...think about the possibilities. Apparently Delta Burke and Lisa Welchel are backing out. I think we play best friends who run a craft shop or something.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||07/07/2012|
Amy didn't *announce* "I am John Ritter's wife" upon entering the bathroom; she wrote it down on a section of Charmin and heaved it over the stall divider.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||07/07/2012|
I always start strained conversations with "I forgive you." It's the charitable thing to do.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||07/07/2012|
Joyce was mad because all she got for her commercial was a bunch of pantyhose and Suzanne kept stealing the stocking and leaving her eggs empty.
Joyce is a cunt. She is always going around saying how Priscilla Barnes is her best friend and how much they mean to each other.
If that was true than Joyce should be grateful Suzanne caused that mess because she found her best friend in the world because of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||07/07/2012|
I watched Priscilla Barnes french kiss her dog on the old 'Hollywood Uncensored' show on E! a few years ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||07/07/2012|
The Priscilla Barnes seasons are truly awful. Ritter and DeWitt are in full mugging mode, but as Barnes tries to keep up with them she pushes so much she looks like she's more suited for the cast of some rotten community theatre in the middle of nowhere.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||07/07/2012|
Suzanne and Joyce kissed and made up on Suzanne's HSN show earlier this year. It only took 35 years to bury the hatchet!
|by Anonymous||reply 75||07/07/2012|
[quote]Amy Yasbeck put her cigarette out on me.
True, but Suzanne lit the smoke.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||07/07/2012|
As soon as Amy Yasbeck married John Ritter (AKA hit the jackpot) she stopped working, and hasn't worked another day since.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||07/07/2012|
Who the fuck buys her overpriced crap on her website? $33 for a bottle of melatonin You can buy it at Target for $5.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||07/07/2012|
Yes, R78, but you don't have the pleasure of getting a nice note with my picture on it in return.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||07/07/2012|
R66, what was your agenda in bumping a dead thread from Feb, 2011? What was your reasoning? I'm interested.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||07/07/2012|
r80, people bump old threads all the time.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||07/07/2012|
R80, elderthreads need love, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||07/07/2012|
[quote]When I was a kid, I thought that Step by Step was enjoyable cheese. I still like it now. Who knew that a ripoff of The Brady Bunch could be entertaining and successful. I think I've read that Suzanne Somers is still close friends with Patrick Duffy.
They re-ran it constantly on ABC Family. They should do a TV movie reunion movie where the whole family gets together for the painfully obvious gay son's wedding to his long time partner.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||07/08/2012|
I loved the episode of Three's Company where Chrissy and Jack were innocently talking and Janet overhears and thinks they are having sex.
Anyone else remember that one?
|by Anonymous||reply 84||07/09/2012|
This quack never had cancer. She only pulled the cancer card after she got caught red-handed leaving a liposuction center. Oopsy daisy! She was on Larry King that night doing damage control.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||07/09/2012|
I should be the one getting my lips and tits pumped up while lying on the beach in Malibu.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||07/09/2012|
I've heard [bold]of[/bold] it but haven't ever seen it R84.
Boy, it sure sounds like a crazy, funny episode though.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||07/09/2012|
Does Suzanne still inject female hormones into her vag?
|by Anonymous||reply 88||07/09/2012|
[quote]This quack never had cancer. She only pulled the cancer card after she got caught red-handed leaving a liposuction center. Oopsy daisy! She was on Larry King that night doing damage control.
I never understood the connection if that was her story. Don't you lose weight when you are recieving cancer treatment?
|by Anonymous||reply 89||07/09/2012|
Here's her Larry King damage control transcript where she pulled the cancer card:
|by Anonymous||reply 90||07/09/2012|
Suzanne's collapse is complete.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||07/10/2012|
I wanted to start a new thread but can't - Suzanne was just talking about her son pitching Huckabee to do commercials for him. Yikes! Her son is a closeted gay - common knowledge in Palm Springs though. He has a wife & kids but is a homo who is also apparently a republican! What a family of FREAKS they are. Suzanne's husband is a germophobe and they travel with 30 bathroom towels so he can cover the hotel room floors and counters with their own towels so he never has to touch anything.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||09/10/2012|
I think Suzanne's face is melting.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||09/10/2012|
love her or hate her, she is a great business woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||09/10/2012|
Wait a minute, I thought it was her husband who fucked up with "3's Company." If I remember correctly, he fancied himself a manager and went in to negotiations with the show's VIPs demanding all sorts of money and perks and they laughed him right out of the office. She then was relegated to doing phone calls from another part of the studio to John and Joyce because they didn't want her ass on the set.
I think she then hired that agent who handled Farrah to try to save some face and wound up doing the Thigh Master and embarrassing herself in Las Vegas.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||09/10/2012|
I'm thinking of starting a product line of 50s themed clothes; think poodle skirts and bobby sox, but with a modern twist. I think everyone would be excited to wear something from "House of Joanie"...I have this great idea to do a line of beauty products too. Would you like to get in on the ground floor?
|by Anonymous||reply 99||09/10/2012|
Somers is typical Hollywood trash. She's never let the truth get in the way of a good lie. I firmly believe that for 95% of all entertainers you can't believe a word that comes out of their mouths if they're talking about themselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||09/10/2012|
Never liked Priscilla Barnes.
I did, though, love Ann Wedgeworth as Lana.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||09/10/2012|
I am John Ritter, channeling through the fingers of a senile nun in Terre Haute, Indiana, who apparently "works" in the library of the cloister and is parked in front of a computer in her wheelchair.
For the record, I NEVER forgave that conniving, bleached-out bitch, I can't wait for her to find out what's in store for her over here after the disgusting, self-serving bullshit she has spent her life dishing out. She used to stand there and rub her fingers over her tits, and it made the sound you hear when you rub a balloon. Ugh.
A perfect example of zero talent making it on nerve and knees apart. If you want an example of what zero talent is supposed to end up like, look at Joyce DeWitt.
And, for the record, I really did love to suck cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||09/10/2012|
Somers is starting to resemble Donna Douglas. Watch her still trying to rock the side ponytail in her '80s.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||09/10/2012|
"I wore my pink sweater today and smiled."
|by Anonymous||reply 105||09/11/2012|
I think Somers is truly a fucking headcase. The lying about cancer thing puts her right up there with Sharon Stone as an obvious, disgusting liar.
Joyce DeWitt may be bitter but at least she doesn't go around lying about having cancer. She should be happy about that.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||09/11/2012|
So what I unleased AIDS on the Western World
|by Anonymous||reply 108||09/11/2012|
[quote]Somers is starting to resemble Donna Douglas.
She's starting to resemble a leather Muppet.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||09/11/2012|
I should have been the new Chrissy.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||09/11/2012|
[quote]And, for the record, I really did love to suck cock.
It's funny you said this. Many people I know seem to think John was effeminate on Three's Compnay. Is this the general concensus?
|by Anonymous||reply 111||09/11/2012|
What is so childish about the word ef-----ate? And why does it make someone bigoted if it's used to describe a man? I mean, really?
|by Anonymous||reply 112||09/11/2012|
R113, from where did that come? Now THAT is good gossip! I have a vague memory of Mitchell being married with a young kid while STEP BY STEP was airing...
|by Anonymous||reply 114||09/12/2012|
Somers is also a Republican.
She recently praised Paul Ryan.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||09/12/2012|
Suzanne is a marketing genius and a lovely lady! Her house burned down and she held a press conference on a smoldering cliff in Malibu God bless her after all she's been through I'm going to her website right now to order some $90 protein powder Thank you for being you Suzie Sommers and keeping it real!
|by Anonymous||reply 116||09/12/2012|
Don't forget to include the $30 bottle of melatonin, R116
|by Anonymous||reply 117||09/12/2012|
Susanne and al hamel claim they met in LA at an audition she messed up and he followed her;
NOT TRUE I watch 2 of them on Toronto Canada TV show in which Hamel was the announcer if you will and was surrounded by 3 women -- 1 of who was Suanne. Hamel was very married with children and Suzanne wore tight short dresses with stilettos and thought she was pretty but a lot of the guests found her to be cheap; looking and stuP.id, My guess is Hamel's wife wanted a divorce so the 2 headed down to La;SO they did meet in LA. She was fired over wanting too mu ch money and stopped coming to reheasal which was grouns to fire heer,
|by Anonymous||reply 118||12/20/2012|
My favorite Three's Company episode is the one when they have that big misunderstanding.
You know which one I'm talking about.anonymous
|by Anonymous||reply 119||01/25/2013|
She is NOT a good person. Do NOT trust her. She'll only bring you pain.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||01/25/2013|
R118 that was a show called 'Mantrap' and that was after they had met. They had been together at that point for about two years.
Suzanne writes in her book that she aborted Alan's child.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||01/25/2013|
Suzanne is also a convicted felon having written bad checks.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||01/25/2013|
Who cares about this old hag?
|by Anonymous||reply 123||01/25/2013|
I can't believe anyone would say something negative about Suzanne. She is a beautiful woman, inside and out, selfless and giving.
Not like Half-Witt.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||01/26/2013|
Never liked her. I didn't really care for "Three's Company" either, but it was more watchable after she was fired.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||01/26/2013|
R92 I had no idea you could get cellulite on your chin.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||01/26/2013|
i'm pretty sure she does a detox cleanse every week.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||01/26/2013|
I remember she was on a morning talk show... trying to hawk one of her nutrition books. She claimed that she ate so healthily that she hadn't had gas in years.
That about sums up Suzanne's lie telling.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||01/26/2013|
Gosh the woman is in he 60's. She looks great.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||01/26/2013|
She doesn't look great. She has the "Goldie Hawn HairStyle Wig (TM)" to hide wrinkles and routinely does everything from monkey gland injections to full on whole body lifts. She is always wearing a shit load of makeup, so thick so her wrinkles don't show. If she is on tv hawking her crap, do NOT watch her on HD. YIKES
|by Anonymous||reply 130||01/26/2013|
She's looking more and more like Donna Douglas doing Elly Mae. She will still be trying to rock the Chrissy side ponytail ten years from now.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||01/26/2013|
She always seemed so fake. My mom rarely used profanity, but she saw Somers on some talkshow during the run of "3's Co." and exclaimed, "God, I can't stand that phony blonde bimbo cunt." I exclaimed, "Mother!" and we had a great laugh about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||01/26/2013|
The only recommendable thing about Step by Step was the beautiful Sasha Mitchell, who's largely disappeared from view.
He allegedly had a brief thing with Madge, when he was starting out. I can believe it; she was a cougar back then.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||01/26/2013|
If that's true, it's not as though there's a huge age difference between Sasha and Madonna.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||01/26/2013|
i thought Suzanne Somers was full of botox. and by the way Patrick Duffy is one hot 63 year old daddy! id finger and push him in his wheelchair and tongue him if need be.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||01/26/2013|
I waited on John Ritter and Amy Yasbeck in the late 90s - super nice, lovely, lovely people. Stood behind Patrick Duffy at the AMC Theater in Woodland Hills in the late 90s....he was really handsome then...tall, like maybe 6 feet and in really good shape. That's all I got.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||01/26/2013|
hey R137 i heard John Stamos used to frequent the AMC in Woodland Hills around the time he was married to Rebecca must have lived in the valley then.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||01/26/2013|
The only good thing Somers ever did was 'She's the Sheriff'. LOL. Just kidding... That was awful too.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||01/26/2013|
Met SS at a party a few years ago, a big celebrity filled bash (I am friendly with the woman who hosted it) and SS is a fucking bitch. Just really unpleasant, everything seemed like it was an effort for her. I'm not old enough to remember her tv shows, all I know her from is Thighmaster and her short lived tv show, but the woman is not nice in real life. She seemed really bitter and resentful about having to be Suzanne Somers.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||01/26/2013|
She's on Monday's episode of RHOBH
|by Anonymous||reply 141||01/27/2013|
R138 I also waited on John Stamos and Rebecca Romijn or however you spell it...she had oatmeal, he had scrambled eggs and wheat toast. They were nice...not overly friendly like John Ritter but okay. Someone near them ordered the kipper (a whole fucking FISH on the plate, with the eyeball and it STUNK) and they both looked at me like "Seriously?" ...I said "Sooo...can I get you a side of dead fish with that?" They thought that was mildly amusing, in an "Aw, the waitress is trying to be funny" kind of a way. I did see them another time at that Woodland Hills AMC in line at the movies. I remember thinking how Rebecca R. has the weirdest body in person, like a 12 year old boy stretched out to 5' 10" tall, with smaller boobs than you'd think from photos. Kind of a plain face too. Stamos was handsome but not dreamy. Not short either.
I also saw Alec Baldwin & Kim Basinger with their daughter in that mall too...(late 90s when I lived there)...he seemed really nice, kind of pampering the kid. She never took her sunglasses off in the mall.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||01/27/2013|
Kim never took her glasses off, I mean. Not the kid.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||01/27/2013|
Pacific Coast Magazine proclaimed Priscilla Barnes the "Lucille Ball of the 80's". I wish I was kidding.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||01/27/2013|
She was the Lucille Ball of the 80s. Lucy and Priscilla both barely had a career in the 80s.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||01/27/2013|
Somers is full of shit and she's still better than all of you.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||01/27/2013|
She's good friends with Kathy Griffin. That tells me all I need to know aboot her.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||01/27/2013|
R147 That's actually kind of surprising. She seems like the type of person who'd be one of Kathy's main targets.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||01/27/2013|
Whatever happened to Ann Wedgeworth, Sasha Mitchell, Priscilla Barnes and even Joyce DeWitt? All of them seem to have disappeared from public view. I wonder what actors and actresses like them do when they don't have TV shows.
Joyce DeWitt may have saved and invested, but the rest probably never made enough money to be set for life.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||01/27/2013|
[quote]all I need to know aboot her.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||01/27/2013|
what makes you think she is good friends with kathy griffin?
|by Anonymous||reply 151||01/27/2013|
R132 = Joyce DeWitt's mystery child
|by Anonymous||reply 152||01/27/2013|
She wasn't good as an actress at all!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 153||01/27/2013|
Everything about that Somers woman is so phony and contrived. The most self-absorbed woman on Earth. Can't stand her.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||01/28/2013|
R23 is verbatim a classic post from years ago. I remember it well. Thank you for posting it.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||01/28/2013|
Suzanne Somers has done alot of research on the subect of diet and health. She's just as much and expert as anyone else.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||01/28/2013|
[quote]Whatever happened to Ann Wedgeworth, Sasha Mitchell, Priscilla Barnes and even Joyce DeWitt?
Priscilla Barnes and Joyce DeWitt will be at an autograph show in VA in May. (scroll down, all the way down)
|by Anonymous||reply 157||01/28/2013|
Why don't interviewers ever ask her about being a convicted felon for fraud?
|by Anonymous||reply 159||01/30/2013|
You all are some bitter queens. Who cares what the distinction is btwn the 2 stories? Why are you so pissed at her evn if both stories conflict with each other? Get a life. Personally, I think anyone who makes more than anyone on datalounge gets ripped to shreds on DL. Try not to be so jealous, bitches.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||01/30/2013|
What about her fraud conviction R160
She did plead guilty to that?
|by Anonymous||reply 161||01/30/2013|
[quote]Why don't interviewers ever ask her about being a convicted felon for fraud?
Oh for heaven's sake she has talked about it. It was over forty years ago. She was a broke single Mother and wrote a check she knew was bad. Don't make it sound like she worked Wall Street who ruined lives. What's to talk about now? She's written about and even talked about it in her Broadway show.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||01/30/2013|
But it goes to her credibility
|by Anonymous||reply 163||01/30/2013|
I had no idea she had written books about nutrition until I worked with a woman who lost a lot of weight following her diet plan. She lost it fast and she looked good the entire time. She never got that walking corpse look a lot of dieters get. She's kept it off too.
I'm no fan of Suzanne Somers, but all of that was surprising to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||01/30/2013|
She is still a con artist.
All this BS about "all you need are vitamins" to look like you've had a facelift from someone with several facelifts.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||01/30/2013|
Does anyone else remember that TV movie made in 2001 or 2002 about the Three's Company behind the scenes drama?
|by Anonymous||reply 166||01/30/2013|
Yes, R166. In terms of laughs it's not as great as the DIFFRENT STROKES behind the scenes, but I appreciate the nods to BOOGIE NIGHTS in terms of style.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||01/30/2013|
"Okay FINE--you caught me coming out of a liposuction clinic. But it was only because I have CANCER! Someone fetch me my cancer card!"
|by Anonymous||reply 168||02/03/2013|
Anyone hawking something on TV is a con artist. What makes her any different?
|by Anonymous||reply 169||02/03/2013|
Does anyone know if Amy Yasbeck still promqueens into bathrooms proclaiming "I am John Ritter's wife" before dragging someone off the shitter and to her table? That I'd pay to see.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||02/09/2013|
How does one go about getting a thread here deleted?
|by Anonymous||reply 172||02/09/2013|
that Step by Step story sounds like a pile of horse shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||03/23/2013|
She is clearly a sociopath. Why do these mental defectives never get called out?
|by Anonymous||reply 175||03/23/2013|
R174 Isn't she on ShopNBC or one of those other lesser shopping channels now?
|by Anonymous||reply 176||03/23/2013|
Wasn't she on some show bragging about awards she didn't have? Like her costars were jealous of them?
And always saying she should have gotten that raise like she was on par with Carroll O'Connor and not a non actress who lucked into that part.
The idea though of Patrick Duffy knocking up his TV teenage daughter is so ridiculous.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||03/23/2013|
when she reunited with DeWitt she seemed so tense.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||03/23/2013|
She is the only actress I can think of who played out her real life abortion on screen.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||03/24/2013|
she got nominated for a daytime Emmy a few weeks ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||05/14/2013|
Does Suzanne care to comment about Angelina Jolie' revelation? Suzanne cured her own breast cancer with pine cone extract, you know.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||05/14/2013|
She's a switch-hitter. When I worked at ABC and she tried to blackmail a big contract out of corporate, they lined up a few of her female lovers and threatened to start leaking to the press. Game, set and match.
Former Playmate Ellen Michaels was one of her lovers.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||05/14/2013|
Suzanne likes the pot-purri?
|by Anonymous||reply 183||05/14/2013|
R149 Not sure about what those actors you mentioned are doing now but Jenilee Harrison who was mentioned several times upthread married Cybill Shepherd's second husband after their divorce. I read she spotted a mole on Cybill's shoulder which turned out to be skin cancer and had to be removed. So that's what Jenilee is doing :p
|by Anonymous||reply 184||05/15/2013|
Perhaps John Ritter was the one who had a problem - getting his wife to retrieve SS from bathrooms so he could hug her; tracking her down in beauty salons to tell her he loved her. Maybe he was obsessed with her.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||05/15/2013|
Should you be mean to a woman whose home burned down?
|by Anonymous||reply 187||05/15/2013|
This is the funniest thread I have read in a long time.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||05/15/2013|
What matches and lighter fluid r187 ?
|by Anonymous||reply 189||05/15/2013|
[quote]Whatever happened to Ann Wedgeworth, Sasha Mitchell, Priscilla Barnes and even Joyce DeWitt? All of them seem to have disappeared from public view. I wonder what actors and actresses like them do when they don't have TV shows.
Sasha Mitchell is now my gardener. I pay him with moisturizer.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||05/15/2013|
Is that moisturizer from your clammy cooter, Vicki?
|by Anonymous||reply 191||05/15/2013|
[quote]Is that moisturizer from your clammy cooter, Vicki?
I don't care for such crudeness.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||05/16/2013|
Bullshit, Vicki. You used fuck 4 guys at once in your Dallas dressing room, screaming out cuss words the entire time.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||05/17/2013|
I agree R188. I read this thread awhile back and just saw the newer comments on this last page.
Most responses 181 thru 189 have me giggling. Especially 181.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||05/17/2013|
Charlene's career died, r196, but she's still alive herself.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||05/17/2013|
All you people are haters! SS is a lovely 75 year old with the body and the yoni of a 22 year old due to her special Somersize (TM, copyright 2013) diet, exercise regime, food, nutrition supplements, clothing and the finest fashion jewelry.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||05/17/2013|
R183, Somers has been in an extra-marital relationship with Fran Drescher dating to the '80s.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||05/17/2013|
With my pine-cone infused anti-carcinogenic facial moisturizer, you too cn look like a dewy, nubile 22-year old goddess!
|by Anonymous||reply 200||05/17/2013|
[quote]With my pine-cone infused anti-carcinogenic facial moisturizer, you too [bold]cn[/bold] look like a dewy, nubile 22-year old goddess!
I noticed you made a little spelling mistake there, Suzanne. Don't worry, not all of us can be perfect. I'll correct it for you:
[quote]With my pine-cone infused anti-carcinogenic facial moisturizer, you too can't look like a dewy, nubile 22-year old goddess! But with Principal Secret(TM) you can!
|by Anonymous||reply 201||05/17/2013|
Why did anybody ever pay any attention to this woman in the first place? She's a plastic celebrity from a forgettable era of pop culture.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||05/17/2013|
I see what you did there, Vicky P. I'm rich, healthy and rich. And you are a shriveled prune faced hag with no prospects. Go look up Joyce, she needs a roommate for her 4th floor walk-up in Fresno. First and last are needed, utilities are included.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||05/17/2013|
Suzanne is a convicted felon
|by Anonymous||reply 205||05/17/2013|
Anybody wanna buy a trailer? It's going dirt cheap.
|by Anonymous||reply 206||05/17/2013|
I can't decide on a name for my new miracle product. I've narrowed it down to three possibilities:
Any suggestions, loyal fans?
|by Anonymous||reply 207||05/17/2013|
Suzanne, how much did that product placement in "Sex and the City 2" cost you?
|by Anonymous||reply 208||05/18/2013|
Suzanne's Vagisizer is brilliant though. Who else thinks of these things?! She's amazing
|by Anonymous||reply 209||05/18/2013|
I believe I was first to market with a vagine exercise routine.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||05/18/2013|
But my pine-cone infused miracle serum is the ultimate in vagine rejuvenation! Do you want tight, youthful, and firm vagine lips, or blown out, saggy beef curtains like Victoria Principal? I thought not.
|by Anonymous||reply 211||05/18/2013|
You haven't lived til you try my new all organic, all natural vagine wash and douching mist! I make it myself in my manufacturing facility behind the trailer park. "Always Fresh by Erin Moran (tm)" You want your coochi to be clean for your Chachi!
|by Anonymous||reply 212||05/18/2013|
I wash my parts in the sink with vinegar and epsom salts.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||05/18/2013|
As part of my naturalistic "Forever Dewy" rejuvenation program, I will include a free booklet on the "PRINCIPAL of Rapid Aging and General Decrepitude" that outlines the negative lifestyle choices that have cost a certain washed up 80s soap "actress" her looks and overall happiness. If you follow the "Somers Method" as clearly detailed in the booklet, you can have the face, ass, and vagine of a taut, hardbodied 22-year old goddess!
Oh, and Joyce, you can have 20% off your first bottle of my pine-cone infused anti-aging elixir. You know, because we're now friends and everything ...
|by Anonymous||reply 214||05/18/2013|
Goodness! This thread has been hijacked by a bunch of has-been celebrities!
|by Anonymous||reply 215||05/18/2013|
In a marketing course, I learned that some years ago Lancome sold an anti-cellulite lotion called Durable Minceur (in English, "Long-lasting Slenderness").
They voluntarily withdrew the product in the US after pressure from the FDA. But the name is available now...
|by Anonymous||reply 217||05/18/2013|
Thank you for the suggestion, but I have officially branded my line of naturopathic anti-carcinogenic and age-defying products as "Forever Dewy" in recognition of my own ageless, dew-like appearance.
Perhaps Victoria wants to use that Lancome castoff for her own line of beauty *snort* products aka rendered animal sludge. Poor thing looks like a hundred-year old shitstain.
|by Anonymous||reply 218||05/18/2013|
Is Suzanne still claiming, as she did last year, that she and her husband have sex every single day? Was that part of the vagicize promotion?
|by Anonymous||reply 219||05/18/2013|
You have to give her her props as an actress. In her sit-com roles, she managed to play, week-after-week, someone much more intelligent than herself.
She was the Kelsey Grammar of the 70s
|by Anonymous||reply 220||05/18/2013|
Jesus, at this rate the entire cast of the Facts of Life will show up shilling for some diet/exercise/hair care/fashion jewelry line.
Come to think of it, Edna's Unmentionables would be a great brand for some 80s inspired lingerie...
|by Anonymous||reply 221||05/18/2013|
[quote]Poor thing looks like a hundred-year old shitstain.
Why do you think she refused to appear on the new Dallas? It wasn't salary.
|by Anonymous||reply 222||05/18/2013|
I suspect it was irrelevance.
|by Anonymous||reply 223||05/18/2013|
Go home you washed up white ho!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 226||06/24/2013|
Wait - did she actually have a "vagisizer" on the market?
That would be really weird.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||06/24/2013|
[all posts by tedious troll removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 228||06/24/2013|
I am glad the public doesn't see her face anymore. She's so washed up.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||06/27/2013|
she will outlive Cher and the cockroaches.
|by Anonymous||reply 230||06/29/2013|
This cray bitch was on WWHL tonight. One fucking product plug after another. She could barely move, her skin was so leathery & her neck seems to have disappeared. Gross!
|by Anonymous||reply 231||09/25/2013|
She's the best. Suzanne somers
|by Anonymous||reply 232||11/07/2013|
She really derailed her career back then. She was in her 30's by the time she hit big with that sitcom. She should have left the show on a high note and made big money elsewhere. She spent years practically blacklisted in Gollywood.
|by Anonymous||reply 233||11/07/2013|
She was always a self-serving phony. I never could stand her. I remember watching the first episode of "Three's Company" in the mid-seventies and thinking it was "kind of a funny show but I can't stand that phony, stuck-up looking blonde." I rarely, if ever, watched the show again. I really loathed her in interviews. She was like Tom Cruise. Everything out of her mouth sounds scripted, rehearsed, and not genuine at all. Like I said, a phony.
|by Anonymous||reply 234||11/07/2013|
Loved her on Three's Company.
Hate her on everything else since then.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||11/07/2013|
Actually am john ritter's wife we got married, and am a ghost :)
|by Anonymous||reply 236||03/10/2014|
Former prostitute. Casting couch whore. Bisexual - slept with Liz Smith and Carol Burnett.
|by Anonymous||reply 237||03/10/2014|
Was John Ritter gay, straight, or bi? I hear all kinds of rumors.
|by Anonymous||reply 238||03/12/2014|
R238 I hear all kinds of rumors too and I've never heard the gay or bi...except maybe on here which doesn't count. I think he was a bit of a hot dog, actually. What was that book he was in with the hooker?
The press also always sweeps under the rug that his affair with Yasbeck began well before he divorced wife #1. I guess because everyone liked working with him the media feels an obligation to keep his image squeaky clean.
Both very pretty women, though. And he really did seem like one of the few "nice" guys in Hollywood even if he couldn't keep his dick in his pants (maybe). I met him, actually - in Vail.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||05/13/2014|
"horn dog " damn auto correct.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||05/13/2014|
Day and night, commercials are running on local television about her. She's giving a talk about aging or some such.
I guess that's how you know, despite all the supposed hip around here, our town (Seattle) really is still the boondocks.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||05/13/2014|
Yes, she is full of shit. Krisy Snow was far from a virgin when she showed up to start with and has lied about everything in life. She even burned her own house down then blamed Janet.
|by Anonymous||reply 244||06/06/2014|
Full of shit, yes. But does SHE have fleas in her cunt?
|by Anonymous||reply 245||06/06/2014|
Being rejected by the flea population is not an advertisement.
|by Anonymous||reply 246||06/06/2014|
You Yanks got it wrong. In the UK version, Chrissy was the brunette. Jo was the blond.
|by Anonymous||reply 247||06/06/2014|
The must make 3Way Poncho in some other fabulous colors! I think they should make a 3way Kaftan as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 248||08/30/2014|
Has anyone actually ever lost weight on that diet plan of hers?
|by Anonymous||reply 249||08/31/2014|
Amy Yasbeck ate my pussy through the gloryhole in the lady's room at Sardi's once.
|by Anonymous||reply 250||08/31/2014|
I wanted to be paid what the men were being paid.
|by Anonymous||reply 251||09/15/2014|
Now she's doing commercials for actual physicians who prescribe her stupid fake hormone treatments. Quack, quack, quack!
|by Anonymous||reply 252||09/15/2014|
what happened to her acting career?
|by Anonymous||reply 253||09/26/2014|
[quote]what happened to her acting career?
Have you not seen "She's The Sheriff"?
|by Anonymous||reply 254||09/27/2014|
Her acting career? What do you think she's doing when she makes those TV commercials and personal appearances?
|by Anonymous||reply 255||09/27/2014|
Liz Smith is semi-retired now and isn't available to give Suzy the assistance she needs.
|by Anonymous||reply 256||09/27/2014|
She is going to be on Dancing With the Stars this season.
|by Anonymous||reply 257||02/25/2015|
I'm rooting for Suzanne all the way!
|by Anonymous||reply 258||02/26/2015|
Does she still get her period?
|by Anonymous||reply 259||02/26/2015|
Please, I used to see her dance at The Regal Beagle.
|by Anonymous||reply 260||02/26/2015|
R260 I had no idea that the Regal Beagle had a pole!
|by Anonymous||reply 261||02/26/2015|
I should have sucked Ron Howard's cock when I had the chance.
|by Anonymous||reply 262||09/02/2015|
Joyce still never got over the time she bought pantyhose and the egg was empty.
|by Anonymous||reply 263||09/02/2015|
I sucked Ron Howard's cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 264||09/02/2015|
"He's the Irving Berlin of our generation?"
|by Anonymous||reply 266||09/02/2015|
"Davy Jones is the Desi Arnez Jr of our generation."
|by Anonymous||reply 267||09/02/2015|
I always had the feeling Joyce DeWitt did not like Somers when they worked together in Three's Company. Somers seemed way too egotistic and I had the impression she felt the show should revolve around her. If that is so I can understand her reaction lasting so long.
I always felt Ritter was in the middle of an unspoken cat fight. He seemed nicer than both and treading lightly.
|by Anonymous||reply 268||09/02/2015|
I always thought Suzanne Somers was the ugliest blonde on 3's Company. Priscilla Barnes and Jenilee Harrison were much sexier than Chrissy and her huge rubberlips. She always looked like a dope to me with her eyes poking out of her bangs and those retarded side-ponytails.
|by Anonymous||reply 269||09/02/2015|
Has Suze found a new venue for her Las Vegas extravaganza after being dumped by the Westgate? I think maybe the sports book snack bar at Arizona Charlie's might be available.
|by Anonymous||reply 270||09/02/2015|
She's definitely Laughlin material.
|by Anonymous||reply 271||09/02/2015|
Will that woman ever stop living in the past? Okay, you were so-so pretty in your day, and now you're an old hag looking for attention.
|by Anonymous||reply 274||10/14/2016|
Is she a Trump supporter?
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