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Former South Carolina Lt. Governor Andre Bauer

Which one of you bitches has had him?

He's smokin' hot!
replies 77Dec 6, 2017 4:23 PM +00:00

Who's this with him?

It looks like Arsenio Hall in drag!
replies 1Dec 6, 2017 4:24 PM +00:00


I grew up with Andre. He's still not out, but he's far hotter now than he was back in the day...

replies 2Dec 6, 2017 4:25 PM +00:00

She need to quit

--La Senatrice
replies 3Dec 6, 2017 4:26 PM +00:00

Ummm, perhaps we should define smokin hot...

replies 4Dec 6, 2017 4:26 PM +00:00

He's not fully "in" either. I saw an interview where they asked him about it and he just said he doesn't feel like talking about it. Didn't deny it, but of course not the same thing as out

replies 5Dec 6, 2017 4:26 PM +00:00

What's up to now?

replies 6Dec 6, 2017 4:26 PM +00:00

Do you know for sure whether he's gay or not, R2?

replies 7Dec 6, 2017 4:28 PM +00:00

When he ran for governor there were NUMEROUS allegations about it that he tried to ignore. He didn't make it far in the primary. Never had a public girlfriend or wife.

replies 8Dec 6, 2017 4:30 PM +00:00

Damn! Those are some perfect titties!

Especially on a man his age.

replies 9Dec 6, 2017 4:37 PM +00:00

He's got the perfect amount of fuzz too

replies 10Dec 6, 2017 4:39 PM +00:00

I loved him on Homicide: Life on the Street!

replies 11Dec 6, 2017 4:45 PM +00:00

He's a Republican....NEXT!

replies 12Dec 6, 2017 4:48 PM +00:00

Ew, looks 55.

replies 13Dec 6, 2017 4:55 PM +00:00

It's South Carolina, being gay is fine if you don't admit it and oppose gay rights as a Republican.

Bauer is weird in other ways. Google his political history.

replies 14Dec 6, 2017 5:04 PM +00:00

That hussy Niki Haley.

I am the queen of SC.

--Miss Lindsey
replies 15Dec 6, 2017 5:08 PM +00:00

South Carolina does seem to have a few prominent queens. And even the straight men seem somewhat effeminate

replies 16Dec 6, 2017 5:15 PM +00:00

Why does his face look like it’s melting?

replies 17Dec 6, 2017 5:45 PM +00:00

Pretty tight. Size meat?

replies 18Dec 6, 2017 5:47 PM +00:00

Who did this? Explain yourself!

replies 19Dec 6, 2017 6:16 PM +00:00

Miss Lindsey is still the Queen of South Carolina, I'll have y'all know!

--Nikki who?
replies 20Dec 6, 2017 8:18 PM +00:00

He's a Repig. Ever see him on CNN? Defends Trump and every other right-wing piece of shit.

replies 21Dec 6, 2017 9:46 PM +00:00

He's paid to defend Trump on CNN. Not that he doesn't agree with Trump.

He has essentially replaced Jeffery Lord as a prime pro-Trump talking head on CNN.

replies 22Dec 7, 2017 6:32 PM +00:00


I don't know. To be honest, I'd have guessed no, cause it seems like we would have bonded as kids, seeing that there were so few gaylings in the neighborhood. But he wasn't very bright, so we never had any classes together once those were leveled, and his temper! Oh, that temper of his was majestic. Press the right button and watch the fireworks fly. I was much better friends with his next-door neighbor.

That said, and to give him credit, he really blossomed in college. Was a cheerleader, extremely popular, came into his own. Also, he was ALWAYS a hard worker, and had his own businesses from an early age. (Lawn mowing, for starters.) And through that work ethic he made it to Lt. Gov., which is jaw-dropping to everyone who knew him when, including his teachers. He's not that bright, so he makes up for that with hard work.

Despite our high school class being huge, no one bothered to organize a 30th Reunion for us this year, so I've not seen the guy in many, many years, and likely won't.

replies 23Dec 8, 2017 5:14 AM +00:00

I don't watch that deplorable Fox. I stopped watching CNN due to those annoying debate panels. It is down to MSNBC----not perfect, by any means, but very tolerable----usually.

replies 24Dec 10, 2017 2:08 AM +00:00

Oh shit. This queen is trying to pretend he's straight now. I thought he was basically out of the closet

171 Likes, 8 Comments - Andre Bauer (@ltgovandrebauer) on Instagram: “#sundays #snow won’t keep the sunshine away! ???? #bauerfarms”
replies 25Jan 14, 2018 3:42 AM +00:00

He's horrible! What are you talking about!

His face looks like someone from Deliverance....


replies 26Jan 14, 2018 4:24 AM +00:00

Whole lotta gay face goin' on in that pic at R25. Can't understand why the very attractive woman in the pic can't figure out her man likes the pole, not hole.

replies 27Jan 14, 2018 4:47 AM +00:00

South Carolina is The New Louisiana.

replies 28Jan 14, 2018 5:01 AM +00:00

He is looking a bit ragged in that last photo.

replies 29Jan 14, 2018 5:09 AM +00:00

Andre is a gorgeous homosexual!

--Are there nude photos?
replies 30Jan 14, 2018 5:16 AM +00:00

Posing with homosexual Tammy Cruise!
replies 31Jan 14, 2018 5:17 AM +00:00


Louisiana wishes. So does Mississippi.

replies 32Mar 3, 2018 5:24 AM +00:00

Tammy does NOT look good in that pic.

replies 33Mar 3, 2018 9:18 AM +00:00

Tammy looks like he's suffering from facial wasting in that photo.

replies 34Mar 3, 2018 9:27 AM +00:00

R7, have you looked at the photo?

replies 35Mar 3, 2018 1:55 PM +00:00

Andre and his beard. I don't know whether I preferred his body in better shape, or whether I prefer that he no longer shaves his chest hair

131 Likes, 7 Comments - Andre Bauer (@ltgovandrebauer) on Instagram: “#sundays #mountain #time #bluesky #weekend #getaway #bestfriend #blessed”
replies 36Apr 16, 2018 7:44 PM +00:00

Wow, he looks totally dork-a-rific in this picture.

133 Likes, 8 Comments - Andre Bauer (@ltgovandrebauer) on Instagram: “#sundays #easter #sunrise #church #blessed #charleston making everyday #special #pictureoftheday…”
replies 37Apr 16, 2018 7:47 PM +00:00

This is his "I love you, Dianne!" moment

replies 38Apr 16, 2018 7:48 PM +00:00

The foppish hair is not flattering.

replies 39Apr 16, 2018 7:54 PM +00:00

Andre is kind of a fancy name for a white guy from South Carolina

replies 40Apr 16, 2018 7:59 PM +00:00

He loves to fondle and show off his big cock.

120 Likes, 3 Comments - Andre Bauer (@ltgovandrebauer) on Instagram: “#gameday ready! #cocky is ready for a #win coach #muschamp has done an amazing job with our…”
replies 41Apr 16, 2018 9:02 PM +00:00

I did not expect to see that body on him

replies 42Apr 16, 2018 9:33 PM +00:00

He’s a real asshole

Andre Bauer, after shooting himself in the foot once again. South Carolina Lieutenant Governor Andre Baue...
replies 43Apr 16, 2018 10:21 PM +00:00

In OP’s pic he looks like the older brother of the guy who plays Will in Will & Grace (can’t remember the actor offhand) -

But f they’re gonna ever bring Will’s older gay brother or cousin into it - perfect casting!

replies 44Apr 16, 2018 10:34 PM +00:00

Miss Lindsey is the real Miss South Carolina, Andre is just a wannabe

replies 45Apr 17, 2018 5:24 PM +00:00

Andre even now, is ten times hotter tho

replies 46Apr 17, 2018 5:30 PM +00:00

Heterosexual Andre Bauer of South Carolina is back as a paid CNN commentator in behalf of Trump/Republicans. He was on this morning promoting and defending Kavanaugh.

He's married now! So many broken hearts.

Former lieutenant governor, CNN analyst weds Meredith Carter in Charleston ...
replies 47Oct 6, 2018 6:53 AM +00:00

America is full of really lousy people. This guy is one of them.

replies 48Oct 6, 2018 7:00 AM +00:00

R47 So, since Andre Bauer is now married, that leaves Lindsey Graham standing alone as South Carolina's most notorious heterosexual, eligible bachelor?

My goodness.

replies 49Oct 6, 2018 7:11 AM +00:00

He was talking about his "son" on CNN during debate on Kavanaugh. He married a woman with three kids. The anchor said let's not reference fantasy or something like that.

replies 50Oct 6, 2018 7:18 AM +00:00

CNN doesn't need to subject viewers to this.

replies 51Oct 6, 2018 7:21 AM +00:00

So he married the girl with the big chi-chis, and now, there is a possibility of breeding. (Referring to R43's link.) Assholes can breed too.

replies 52Oct 6, 2018 7:31 AM +00:00

rethug/trumpkin....never hot, just deplorable

replies 53Oct 6, 2018 7:46 AM +00:00

serial killer vibe

replies 54Oct 6, 2018 8:02 AM +00:00

Married for the first time at 50? How romantic.

Looks like he's trying to pull a "Thomas Ravenel," wanting to gain credibility as a straight person.

Sorry, Miss Andre. We're not buying it.

replies 55Oct 6, 2018 11:00 AM +00:00

Total Republican pig...

During a discussion on the allegations of sexual misconduct against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, CNN political analyst and Republican Andre Bauer was asked what he would say to his daughter if she were in the shoes of Kavanaugh's accuser, Christine Blasey Ford.
replies 56Oct 6, 2018 11:07 AM +00:00

I don't get it at all. He could have been a happy openly gay democrat. Fraus love gay men in south carolina. It's a weirdly non deplorable trait of theirs. I don't get why he's closeted

replies 57Oct 6, 2018 12:29 PM +00:00
Total Republican pig...

"Suh! be careful who you call a pig, that boy is my kinsman"

--La Sentrice
replies 58Oct 6, 2018 1:16 PM +00:00

sigh, so happy he finally found the right girl, alas i never did

--Miss Linds
replies 59Oct 6, 2018 1:18 PM +00:00

He needs to introduce his wife to Mrs. Charlie Crist.

replies 60Oct 6, 2018 1:40 PM +00:00

What happens in Charleston Stays in Charleston

replies 61Oct 6, 2018 2:58 PM +00:00

For those who like that sort of thing, that is the sort of thing they like.

--Jean Brodie
replies 62Oct 6, 2018 3:07 PM +00:00

I was at a rally he attended about 8 months ago,and I was pretty close to the front....he looked me up and down and we exchanged those " I wanna fuck you " looks. It didn't go anywhere. But... He wanted it (I did too!)

replies 63Oct 6, 2018 3:32 PM +00:00
I was at a rally he attended about 8 months ago,and I was pretty close to the front....he looked me up and down and we exchanged those " I wanna fuck you " looks. It didn't go anywhere.

He's a chubby chaser? I wouldn't have guessed that. Lucky you!

replies 64Oct 6, 2018 3:46 PM +00:00

How unrequited, r63...

--how absolutely unrequited!
replies 65Oct 6, 2018 3:48 PM +00:00

it must have been those rethuglican phrenomes luring you in.....they're such manly men with huge

replies 66Oct 6, 2018 4:01 PM +00:00

With his beard wife in tow, what’s he plan running for now?

replies 67Oct 6, 2018 4:28 PM +00:00

I think the lad would be a perfect aide-de-camp for me, especially when we travel

--La Sentrice
replies 68Oct 6, 2018 4:30 PM +00:00

Ugh, does every closet queen in South Carolina have to defend Kavanaugh?

replies 69Oct 6, 2018 4:34 PM +00:00

Is that whore seriously in a mid-riff wedding dress ?!?

replies 70Oct 6, 2018 4:45 PM +00:00

He has those ugly seemingly fold back teeth that are hideously off putting. Of course, it probably means he can suck a cock quite deeply without fear of scraping his trick.

replies 71Oct 6, 2018 5:30 PM +00:00

Craig Melvin, MSNBC, knows him well.

replies 72Oct 9, 2018 8:08 AM +00:00

^To add, Melvin is also from SC and has been a long-time reporter.

replies 73Oct 9, 2018 8:11 AM +00:00

Gay Republicans can all die in an enormous greasefire.

replies 74Oct 9, 2018 8:14 AM +00:00

R70 took the words right out of my mouth. The instant I saw that get up I thought “Myrtle Beach” and sure enough the link at R47 says that’s where she’s from.

The wedding was just him, her, and her three kids. It sounds more like a photo op than a wedding.

--Tony Woodard
replies 75Oct 9, 2018 8:39 AM +00:00

He's straight?

replies 76Oct 9, 2018 9:57 AM +00:00

Straight to his knees.

replies 77Oct 9, 2018 9:58 AM +00:00