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Bill Hader and wife divorcing

That’s too bad. They have 3 young daughters. I wonder what happened?

Bill Hader and Maggie Carey married in 2006 and have three children together
replies 128Nov 30, 2017 12:03 PM +00:00

Not surprised. He’s a douchebro.

replies 1Nov 30, 2017 12:04 PM +00:00

His face is asymmetrical.

replies 2Nov 30, 2017 12:08 PM +00:00

Do you know him, R1?

replies 3Nov 30, 2017 12:24 PM +00:00

r3 yes.

replies 4Nov 30, 2017 12:26 PM +00:00

How many marriages can ever survive the entertainment industry?

replies 5Nov 30, 2017 12:28 PM +00:00

r4/r1 He comes across as such a genuine guy. Is he actually a bit of an asshole?

replies 6Nov 30, 2017 12:30 PM +00:00

Why he's marrying Seth Meyers, that's what...

replies 7Nov 30, 2017 12:31 PM +00:00

My wife, the filmmaker, Maggie Carey.

Vincent Price (Bill Hader) is disappointed when his friends Gloria Swanson (Kristen Wiig), James Mason (Jon Hamm), and Liberace (Fred Armisen) fail to wear costumes or get in the spirit of Halloween for his spooktacular special. [Season 34, 2008]
replies 8Nov 30, 2017 12:33 PM +00:00

I think he’s hot.

replies 9Nov 30, 2017 12:35 PM +00:00

I blame the wife.

replies 10Nov 30, 2017 12:38 PM +00:00

He is extraordinarily gifted at creating characters. But in every interview, he is clearly the most insecure man. I would watch any work he does, but I would not want to spend time with him. Unless we were fucking, of course. But when we're done, he has to go.

replies 11Nov 30, 2017 1:13 PM +00:00

3 daughters - Hannah, Hayley and Harper

Kill whichever parent is responsible for that

replies 12Nov 30, 2017 1:14 PM +00:00

r12 I love you!!!

replies 13Nov 30, 2017 1:17 PM +00:00
3 daughters - Hannah, Hayley and Harper. Kill whichever parent is responsible for that.

I blame the wife.

replies 14Nov 30, 2017 1:18 PM +00:00

Hannah, Hayley & Harper. Were Haider and his wife trying to bring about Frau-mageddon?

replies 15Nov 30, 2017 1:24 PM +00:00

Most marriages end in divorce. I don't know why anyone even bothers anymore.

replies 16Nov 30, 2017 1:30 PM +00:00

I'd divorce her because she has Pamela Sue Martin's old hair style from 1975.

replies 17Nov 30, 2017 1:55 PM +00:00
I'd divorce her because she has Pamela Sue Martin's old hair style from 1975.

So THAT's where all my hair went!

--Pamela Sue, nearly bald, envying Eryka Badu's headscarf
replies 18Nov 30, 2017 1:57 PM +00:00

We need to hear more from the poster who knows Bill. Spill r1!

replies 19Nov 30, 2017 1:57 PM +00:00

I want his big cock

replies 20Nov 30, 2017 1:59 PM +00:00

I always got a Gay feeling from him. Not just because I’m gay, he just pings to me. Anyone else?

replies 21Nov 30, 2017 2:12 PM +00:00

Same here, R21, but for me it’s more some of his characters (Stefon, Vincent Price) than him.

replies 22Nov 30, 2017 2:30 PM +00:00

Oh, I was hoping for just one more female child

replies 23Nov 30, 2017 2:34 PM +00:00

Bill Hader is “extraordinarily gifted”?? Are you his publicist?

replies 24Nov 30, 2017 2:42 PM +00:00

maybe he can suck my dick now!

replies 25Nov 30, 2017 2:44 PM +00:00

This marriage has EVERYTHING!

replies 26Nov 30, 2017 2:46 PM +00:00

R12 We don't see anything wrong.

--Prue, Phoebe and Piper
replies 27Nov 30, 2017 2:48 PM +00:00

R1, so how is he a "douchebro"? Is that really an accurate description of him? He doesn't seem obnoxious to me.

replies 28Nov 30, 2017 2:56 PM +00:00

R26...”alliterative daughters, visits from Fred Armisen, and 2,000 Blu-Ray copies of The To Do List.”

replies 29Nov 30, 2017 3:07 PM +00:00

They're divorcing because she couldn't give him a son.

replies 30Nov 30, 2017 3:13 PM +00:00

You mean because he couldn't give her a son, R30?

replies 31Nov 30, 2017 3:17 PM +00:00

In happier times, talking about his "potty-mouthed princess".

Bill Hader chats with Jimmy about raising three girls. Subscribe NOW to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Watch The Tonight Show ...
replies 32Nov 30, 2017 3:19 PM +00:00

I never thought he was good looking, but he is adorable in that clip. And he does ping a little.

replies 33Nov 30, 2017 3:25 PM +00:00

Beverly Deangelo mouth

replies 34Nov 30, 2017 3:39 PM +00:00

no E r34 D'Angelo (and do you mean him or her?)

replies 35Nov 30, 2017 3:42 PM +00:00

I’d happily console Bill, he’s very cute.

replies 36Nov 30, 2017 3:49 PM +00:00

He's so gay it hurts

replies 37Nov 30, 2017 6:37 PM +00:00

He’s cute and fun in interviews I’ve seen. Doesn’t come across as douchey or insecure at all.

replies 38Nov 30, 2017 6:43 PM +00:00

I noticed he has nice thighs. He can fuck me any day, and I’d let him name our butt baby Havana.

replies 39Nov 30, 2017 6:53 PM +00:00

R39 too funny.

replies 40Nov 30, 2017 6:56 PM +00:00

He became Stefon. I was not amused.

--Stefon, I mean, Bill's wife
replies 41Nov 30, 2017 7:29 PM +00:00

Maybe that one line of his from SNL was more than just a line?

--"Watch Out - Or I'll Suck Your Cock!"
replies 42Nov 30, 2017 7:35 PM +00:00

Hannah Haider, Hayley Haider, Harper Haider.

What's the problem?

replies 43Nov 30, 2017 7:50 PM +00:00

His Keith Morrison makes me giggle.

Keith Morrison (Bill Hader) gets a little too much pleasure investigating a brutal murder in The Mystery of the Chopped Up Guy, which isn't really a mystery ...
replies 44Nov 30, 2017 7:55 PM +00:00

Anyone remember this? There was a Stefan sketch (I think it is one of the first where he started breaking) where he is saying something like you know what you call a club with two dwarfs and a punk laser beam or some far out thing like that and then the answer is something accountant sounding name like Murray Abromiwitz. I know John Mulaney wrote the joke and stuck it in at the last moment without Hader knowing about it.

Anyone remember the details?

replies 45Nov 30, 2017 7:56 PM +00:00

He's a cutie pie.

replies 46Nov 30, 2017 8:12 PM +00:00

Come out, Bill!

replies 47Nov 30, 2017 8:15 PM +00:00

He was very good in The Skeleton Twins.

replies 48Nov 30, 2017 8:24 PM +00:00

R45, I don't get it

replies 49Nov 30, 2017 8:29 PM +00:00

I don't either r49. That is why I was asking. It was really funny but hard to explain since I've forgotten most of it.

replies 50Nov 30, 2017 8:34 PM +00:00

Straight people's problems

replies 51Nov 30, 2017 8:39 PM +00:00

Does he have a lazy eye or is that just a bad photo?

replies 52Nov 30, 2017 9:09 PM +00:00
Anyone who is familiar with "SNL" staple Stefon knows that this character has everything: Fun mannerisms, exciting New York nightlife tips, weird bangs, and ...
replies 53Nov 30, 2017 9:17 PM +00:00

that was it Sidney Applebaum!

replies 54Nov 30, 2017 9:26 PM +00:00


Glad I wasn't the only one who thought he pinged a lot. I seriously thought he might be gay. Maybe that's why they're divorcing?

I always thought he was cute.

The double "H" naming of the kids though is such a Frau thing to do. Puke.

replies 55Nov 30, 2017 9:51 PM +00:00

I blame her wife Linda

replies 56Nov 30, 2017 9:51 PM +00:00

The only thing worse than three daughters would be three daughters and a fourth step daughter.

--Matt Damon
replies 57Nov 30, 2017 10:30 PM +00:00

Ok now we know the punchline so why is r45 so obsessed with this joke in particular?

Based on the punchline, I think we have an anti-Semite in our midst.

replies 58Nov 30, 2017 10:46 PM +00:00

WHET to Bill?

replies 59Nov 30, 2017 11:25 PM +00:00

I hope he doesn’t end up with Wiig.

Or worse - Schumer.

--Hannah, Haley and Harper
replies 60Dec 1, 2017 2:48 AM +00:00

I'm guessing that since his post SNL film career does not have Will Ferrell's trajectory he's become insufferable and miserable and the wife couldn't take the coddling and reassuring. Just like in the "what's it like to date an actor/comic sketch" they did several years ago.

replies 61Dec 1, 2017 3:19 AM +00:00

I think the whole point of the Stefan sketch is that they write it for him and don't let him see it til he's reading it live off of the cue cards. That is why he breaks.

replies 62Dec 1, 2017 3:49 AM +00:00

Suffers from Terminal Overbite Syndrome (TOS) along with Jamie Foxx, Jim Carie, etc.

replies 63Dec 1, 2017 4:02 AM +00:00

Hi Rob Schneider/r61! Jealous much?

replies 64Dec 1, 2017 4:12 AM +00:00

The fat weekly TV pay checks stopped and now wifey has hit the road.

replies 65Dec 1, 2017 4:26 AM +00:00

He has mentioned in interviews that they spent a lot of time apart due to film and TV committments, so maybe that took it’s toll; especially since it seems like he was probably the busier one, so she was left to take care of 3 young kids.

replies 66Dec 1, 2017 4:30 AM +00:00

Think it was on Enty’s site where I read he was a cheater ? Doesn’t look like the type , but then again many never do . He’s funny and talented , though . I’ll give him that .

replies 67Dec 1, 2017 4:46 AM +00:00

Here’s the link to the blind R67 mentioned. Of course, it’s hard to know if it’s true or if it was something that was made up by Enty on the heels of Bill’s divorce announcement.

replies 68Dec 1, 2017 5:00 AM +00:00

I'd assumed that he was gay.

Then again, Mike Myers and Chris Kattan, both from SNL, were also married and divorced and I'd bet the house that they're both gay as can be. Of course like Rock Hudson and so many others they can then claim that they got burned when married so they'll do it again !

replies 69Dec 1, 2017 6:22 AM +00:00

If she gets half of everything, I guess she'll get one of his chins?

replies 70Dec 1, 2017 7:58 AM +00:00

replies 71Dec 1, 2017 8:26 AM +00:00

Hader and Schumer hate each other. I don’t know the details.

replies 72Dec 1, 2017 8:55 AM +00:00

Where did you hear they hated each other, R72?

replies 73Dec 1, 2017 9:48 AM +00:00

he's so cute, hope it's not true he's a d-bag

replies 74Dec 1, 2017 9:56 AM +00:00

Teaser trailer for Bill’s new HBO show, Barry.

Bill Hader stars as Barry, a seasoned assassin who discovers a new passion for acting while on an assignment in Los Angeles. Coming Spring 2018. #HBO Subscri...
replies 75Dec 4, 2017 4:42 PM +00:00

Harper Hader, give me information!

Best of Manhattan Transfer
replies 76Dec 4, 2017 5:02 PM +00:00
I blame the wife.

Yeah she sounds terrible.

In an interview with Conan O'Brien, Star Wars-fan Bill stated that he knew the first time he saw his then-girlfriend's apartment, she would be his wife: she had "Star Wars" curtains in her living room.
Would have panic attacks before a show while on SNL. His wife would often come down and do Lamaze breathing with him.
Bill Hader was born on June 7, 1978 in Tulsa, Oklahoma, USA. He is an actor and producer, known for Inside Out (2015), Superbad (2007) and Saturday ...
replies 77Dec 4, 2017 5:16 PM +00:00

I have to love him after this:

replies 78Dec 4, 2017 5:24 PM +00:00

So good, R78.

Barry looks it could be good, too.

replies 79Dec 4, 2017 5:36 PM +00:00

‘Sandy Shores’ is the funniest thing I’ve seen in years!

replies 80Dec 4, 2017 6:22 PM +00:00

And Mother got rid of him in 15 minutes!

--Little Vivvy
replies 81Dec 5, 2017 5:34 AM +00:00

I’ve always thought Bill looks like he could be a brother to actor Justin Kirk.

Then again, I’ve always thought Bill was gay too so whadduino.

replies 82Dec 5, 2017 6:07 AM +00:00
I think he’s hot.


replies 83Dec 5, 2017 6:24 AM +00:00

He's not gay and he's not a "bro," let alone douchebro.

What he is is hilariously talented, so the Hader-Haters can go fuck themselves.

No, I'm not his publicist. But I'll always be his fan.

--Haders Gonna Hade
replies 84Dec 5, 2017 6:30 AM +00:00

Is he cut or uncut?

replies 85Dec 5, 2017 6:46 AM +00:00

Has anyone ever met his wife? She wrote and directed The To-Do List, which Bill had a role in.

replies 86Dec 5, 2017 6:52 AM +00:00
Has anyone ever met his wife? She wrote and directed The To-Do List, which Bill had a role in.

She's a cunt!

--The 2nd Mrs. Bill Hader
replies 87Dec 5, 2017 8:23 AM +00:00

Always thought he was gay. Sorry about the kids. I'm a lesbian, btw, so not personally interested.

replies 88Dec 5, 2017 8:53 AM +00:00

I always found Stefon hot, though he's not my type in real life.

replies 89Dec 5, 2017 9:26 AM +00:00

Bill really did nail the dizzy club queen mentality, in a way I’ve never seen another straight (?) man do. He ever made the old lusting-after-the-straight-man - situation look authentic and seem sympathetic.

Weird that the Stefon character is considered ‘vintage SNL’ already.

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replies 90Dec 5, 2017 9:31 AM +00:00

Stefon did a lot of jokes about midgets but I can't find anything about what R45 refers to.

Stefon: Human fire hydrants. Seth: What is a human fire hydrant? Stefon: You know it's that thing when high-waisted midgets have the red pants and the big ass. Stefon: A party room filled with...
jordan marley
replies 91Dec 5, 2017 9:53 AM +00:00

New York’s hottest club; “your Mother & I are separating.”
replies 92Dec 5, 2017 11:42 AM +00:00

I don't know if it was the camera angle or the lighting, but his teeth looked weird on that Carol Burnett Show retrospective.

replies 93Dec 5, 2017 11:43 AM +00:00

They looked weird on the Hulu documentary about the Dana Carvey Show, too. I think he has new veneers.

replies 94Dec 5, 2017 1:52 PM +00:00

R22 by my count he originated at least 4 major SNL characters who were gay, and as I’m not more than a casual SNL viewer I’m probably missing some. Wasn’t his character in THE SKELETON TWINS gay too?

I get that it’s just comedy/acting but that’s still a big ratio of gay:straight roles for a straight guy.

replies 95Dec 6, 2017 2:27 AM +00:00

He reminds me of Robert Urich only alive and not as good looking.

replies 96Dec 6, 2017 2:36 AM +00:00

Divorce and veneers? Fuck, please don’t let this be a mid-life crisis.

--Haley, Helen and Hyacinth
replies 97Dec 6, 2017 3:21 AM +00:00

It's a mid life crisis.

--someone had to say it plain
replies 98Dec 6, 2017 3:37 AM +00:00

He is not gay. An authentic gay would know that the whole GREY GARDENS thing is more than played out. Only a straight man would now be getting around to Little Edie.

replies 99Dec 6, 2017 3:43 AM +00:00

He could be a New Gay. Late to the party, so to speak.

Two friends watch football and after their favorite team scores... You have to see for your self...
replies 100Dec 6, 2017 4:31 AM +00:00

Bill doing a Charlie Rose impression to Charlie Rose is one of the best things.

Bill Hader does Charlie Rose impression & Norah O'Donnell laughs hard CBS This Morning interview September 25 2013 comedy funny hilarious impression improv j...
replies 101Dec 6, 2017 8:23 AM +00:00
by my count he originated at least 4 major SNL characters who were gay,

I hope you're not counting ME!!!

--Straight-as-an-arrow Vincent Price
replies 102Dec 6, 2017 8:42 AM +00:00

Hader’s giggling at the end of that clip is adorably weird R101. He’s like a cartoon character.

I’m mystified as to how he still seems so cute and even attractive, with those clothes & that hair. He’s dressed like a grade-schooler in that interview and his sense of humor makes him seem even more a kid. It’s some sort of warm childlike magnetism, which puts one in mind of John Belushi (who, yes, was a monstrous asshole and no Gilda Radner but had his sweet moments, and I’m sure Bill is nicer).

replies 103Dec 6, 2017 9:22 AM +00:00

He is so cute and hope he never gets veneers because I like his crooked teeth. Why does every "flaw" have to be "fixed" these days? David Bowie had the most awesome teeth and traded them in for what looked like piano keys and I never got over it.

replies 104Dec 6, 2017 9:26 AM +00:00

R103 I agree and that's all part if what makes him adorable to me. Also,in Trainwreck and he was surprisingly sexy in that awkward sex scene.

replies 105Dec 6, 2017 9:31 AM +00:00

he's gay of coure

replies 106Dec 6, 2017 9:32 AM +00:00

When asked why he’s divorcing his wife, he responded, “I Hader.”

replies 107Dec 6, 2017 10:22 AM +00:00

What’s funny is considering how good he is at impressions and acting, he moved to Los Angeles to become a filmmaker because that was his passion; he was never a theatre kid in high school and he went to community college for one year for filmmaking. You look at all of the characters he’s done and you’d think he was a huge theatre kid who dreamed of becoming an actor, but it was something he kind of fell into.

replies 108Dec 6, 2017 12:08 PM +00:00

R108 one of my favourite trivial facts about Hader is that he held the clipboards for one of MTV’s early reality shows ‘The Surreal Life’, which featured rockstar Vince Neil.

replies 109Dec 6, 2017 12:21 PM +00:00

A lot of 40 something commerdians dress like teenagers. It’s all graphic t shirts and hoodies and Chucks, man! Boring.

replies 110Dec 6, 2017 12:25 PM +00:00

Stefon brought up Charlie Rose two or three times in his Update appearances. Bill seems to find Rose deeply funny, for some reason.

replies 111Dec 6, 2017 12:45 PM +00:00

Too funny, R109.

replies 112Dec 6, 2017 12:46 PM +00:00

I love his sideburns.

replies 113Dec 7, 2017 7:02 AM +00:00

There is something so not attractive abotu him, but, taken as a whole, he is beyond adorable. He's dorky and has some bad features, but he is still adorable, maybe because he seems so winsome and nerdy but cool at the same time. I'd hit it.

replies 114Dec 7, 2017 7:09 AM +00:00

Pretty much, R114. Trainwreck made me want to have couch sex with Bill Hader.

replies 115Dec 7, 2017 7:25 AM +00:00

r109 here is his interview on Kevin Pollack's podcast. He has some cute stories about his PA days. I find Pollack annoying, but I loved this interview.

Join Kevin as he sits down with sketch player turned actor Bill Hader (Saturday Night Live, The Skeleton Twins) as they discuss his beginning PA distress blo...
replies 116Dec 7, 2017 2:36 PM +00:00

Ok, I think I’ve figured it out; Hader’s attractiveness is his ‘realness’, the fact that he’s held all these shitty jobs before ‘making it’ and only broke out at a mature age - unlike half of Hollywood. He’s less a fake than many of his peers because of his hard beginning, and has no inflated opinion of his own considerable talent because his success has taken him by surprise. Let’s hope he remains a humble, grateful guy.

I would think that ushering a downtown theater, chauffeuring Martin Cove, holding phones at MTV and bringing Starbucks to pornstars in your late 20s/early 30s brings a person down to Earth.

The offbeat jobs that led Bill Hader to <i>Documentary Now!</i>.
replies 117Dec 8, 2017 3:34 AM +00:00

What went three guesses, Bill was cheating.

replies 118Dec 8, 2017 3:54 AM +00:00

Bill is a relatively young man. He has NEEDS.

If I had a husband who was pulling down the kind of money that Bill Hader has been making for the past 10 years, I'd let him fuck anyone he wanted to fuck. His wife is planning on coasting on child support for the foreseeable future.

replies 119Dec 8, 2017 4:25 AM +00:00

I would genuinely be bummed if he cheated.

replies 120Dec 8, 2017 8:11 AM +00:00

I thought he was cute in the movie 'Trainwreck'. Actually I felt sorry for his character putting up with Amy Schumer.

replies 121Dec 8, 2017 8:18 AM +00:00

Get your mind out of the gutter R120

replies 122Dec 8, 2017 10:01 AM +00:00

R122 - “Liberace!”

--Vincent Price
replies 123Dec 10, 2017 12:45 PM +00:00

Why would anyone devote their lives to three kids...bay is just damn crazy. Why give your life away?

replies 124Dec 10, 2017 12:53 PM +00:00

Seth Meyer will be his best match.

replies 125Dec 10, 2017 12:54 PM +00:00

aren't they a couple of wonky faces!

replies 126Dec 10, 2017 12:57 PM +00:00

A single parent home. Wonder what Bill O'Reilly will have to say about this? I guess nothing because their......

replies 127Dec 10, 2017 1:13 PM +00:00

Pollack was annoying, r116 - as was that kid from Freaks and Geeks.

replies 128Dec 10, 2017 1:17 PM +00:00