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Bill Hader and wife divorcing

That’s too bad. They have 3 young daughters. I wonder what happened?

Bill Hader and Maggie Carey married in 2006 and have three children together
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--Anonymous
replies 180Nov 30, 2017 1:03 PM +00:00

Not surprised. He’s a douchebro.

--Anonymous
replies 1Nov 30, 2017 1:04 PM +00:00

His face is asymmetrical.

--AI
replies 2Nov 30, 2017 1:08 PM +00:00

Do you know him, R1?

--Anonymous
replies 3Nov 30, 2017 1:24 PM +00:00

r3 yes.

--Anonymous
replies 4Nov 30, 2017 1:26 PM +00:00

How many marriages can ever survive the entertainment industry?

--Anonymous
replies 5Nov 30, 2017 1:28 PM +00:00

r4/r1 He comes across as such a genuine guy. Is he actually a bit of an asshole?

--Anonymous
replies 6Nov 30, 2017 1:30 PM +00:00

Why he's marrying Seth Meyers, that's what...

--Anonymous
replies 7Nov 30, 2017 1:31 PM +00:00

My wife, the filmmaker, Maggie Carey.

Vincent Price (Bill Hader) is disappointed when his friends Gloria Swanson (Kristen Wiig), James Mason (Jon Hamm), and Liberace (Fred Armisen) fail to wear costumes or get in the spirit of Halloween for his spooktacular special. [Season 34, 2008]
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--Anonymous
replies 8Nov 30, 2017 1:33 PM +00:00

I think he’s hot.

--Anonymous
replies 9Nov 30, 2017 1:35 PM +00:00

I blame the wife.

--Anonymous
replies 10Nov 30, 2017 1:38 PM +00:00

He is extraordinarily gifted at creating characters. But in every interview, he is clearly the most insecure man. I would watch any work he does, but I would not want to spend time with him. Unless we were fucking, of course. But when we're done, he has to go.

--Anonymous
replies 11Nov 30, 2017 2:13 PM +00:00

3 daughters - Hannah, Hayley and Harper

Kill whichever parent is responsible for that

--Anonymous
replies 12Nov 30, 2017 2:14 PM +00:00

r12 I love you!!!

--Anonymous
replies 13Nov 30, 2017 2:17 PM +00:00
3 daughters - Hannah, Hayley and Harper. Kill whichever parent is responsible for that.

I blame the wife.

--Anonymous
replies 14Nov 30, 2017 2:18 PM +00:00

Hannah, Hayley & Harper. Were Haider and his wife trying to bring about Frau-mageddon?

--Anonymous
replies 15Nov 30, 2017 2:24 PM +00:00

Most marriages end in divorce. I don't know why anyone even bothers anymore.

--Anonymous
replies 16Nov 30, 2017 2:30 PM +00:00

I'd divorce her because she has Pamela Sue Martin's old hair style from 1975.

--Anonymous
replies 17Nov 30, 2017 2:55 PM +00:00
I'd divorce her because she has Pamela Sue Martin's old hair style from 1975.

So THAT's where all my hair went!

--Pamela Sue, nearly bald, envying Eryka Badu's headscarf
replies 18Nov 30, 2017 2:57 PM +00:00

We need to hear more from the poster who knows Bill. Spill r1!

--Anonymous
replies 19Nov 30, 2017 2:57 PM +00:00

I want his big cock

--Anonymous
replies 20Nov 30, 2017 2:59 PM +00:00

I always got a Gay feeling from him. Not just because I’m gay, he just pings to me. Anyone else?

--Anonymous
replies 21Nov 30, 2017 3:12 PM +00:00

Same here, R21, but for me it’s more some of his characters (Stefon, Vincent Price) than him.

--Anonymous
replies 22Nov 30, 2017 3:30 PM +00:00

Oh, I was hoping for just one more female child

--HEIDI
replies 23Nov 30, 2017 3:34 PM +00:00

Bill Hader is “extraordinarily gifted”?? Are you his publicist?

--Anonymous
replies 24Nov 30, 2017 3:42 PM +00:00

maybe he can suck my dick now!

--Anonymous
replies 25Nov 30, 2017 3:44 PM +00:00

This marriage has EVERYTHING!

--Anonymous
replies 26Nov 30, 2017 3:46 PM +00:00

R12 We don't see anything wrong.

--Prue, Phoebe and Piper
replies 27Nov 30, 2017 3:48 PM +00:00

R1, so how is he a "douchebro"? Is that really an accurate description of him? He doesn't seem obnoxious to me.

--Anonymous
replies 28Nov 30, 2017 3:56 PM +00:00

R26...”alliterative daughters, visits from Fred Armisen, and 2,000 Blu-Ray copies of The To Do List.”

--Anonymous
replies 29Nov 30, 2017 4:07 PM +00:00

They're divorcing because she couldn't give him a son.

--Anonymous
replies 30Nov 30, 2017 4:13 PM +00:00

You mean because he couldn't give her a son, R30?

--Anonymous
replies 31Nov 30, 2017 4:17 PM +00:00

In happier times, talking about his "potty-mouthed princess".

Bill Hader chats with Jimmy about raising three girls. Subscribe NOW to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: http://bit.ly/1nwT1aN Watch The Tonight Show ...
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--Anonymous
replies 32Nov 30, 2017 4:19 PM +00:00

I never thought he was good looking, but he is adorable in that clip. And he does ping a little.

--Anonymous
replies 33Nov 30, 2017 4:25 PM +00:00

Beverly Deangelo mouth

--Anonymous
replies 34Nov 30, 2017 4:39 PM +00:00

no E r34 D'Angelo (and do you mean him or her?)

--AnnE
replies 35Nov 30, 2017 4:42 PM +00:00

I’d happily console Bill, he’s very cute.

--Anonymous
replies 36Nov 30, 2017 4:49 PM +00:00

He's so gay it hurts

--Wiig
replies 37Nov 30, 2017 7:37 PM +00:00

He’s cute and fun in interviews I’ve seen. Doesn’t come across as douchey or insecure at all.

--Anonymous
replies 38Nov 30, 2017 7:43 PM +00:00

I noticed he has nice thighs. He can fuck me any day, and I’d let him name our butt baby Havana.

--Anonymous
replies 39Nov 30, 2017 7:53 PM +00:00

R39 too funny.

--Anonymous
replies 40Nov 30, 2017 7:56 PM +00:00

He became Stefon. I was not amused.

--Stefon, I mean, Bill's wife
replies 41Nov 30, 2017 8:29 PM +00:00

Maybe that one line of his from SNL was more than just a line?

--"Watch Out - Or I'll Suck Your Cock!"
replies 42Nov 30, 2017 8:35 PM +00:00

Hannah Haider, Hayley Haider, Harper Haider.

What's the problem?

--Anonymous
replies 43Nov 30, 2017 8:50 PM +00:00

His Keith Morrison makes me giggle.

Keith Morrison (Bill Hader) gets a little too much pleasure investigating a brutal murder in The Mystery of the Chopped Up Guy, which isn't really a mystery ...
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--Anonymous
replies 44Nov 30, 2017 8:55 PM +00:00

Anyone remember this? There was a Stefan sketch (I think it is one of the first where he started breaking) where he is saying something like you know what you call a club with two dwarfs and a punk laser beam or some far out thing like that and then the answer is something accountant sounding name like Murray Abromiwitz. I know John Mulaney wrote the joke and stuck it in at the last moment without Hader knowing about it.

Anyone remember the details?

--Anonymous
replies 45Nov 30, 2017 8:56 PM +00:00

He's a cutie pie.

--Anonymous
replies 46Nov 30, 2017 9:12 PM +00:00

Come out, Bill!

--Anonymous
replies 47Nov 30, 2017 9:15 PM +00:00

He was very good in The Skeleton Twins.

--Anonymous
replies 48Nov 30, 2017 9:24 PM +00:00

R45, I don't get it

--Anonymous
replies 49Nov 30, 2017 9:29 PM +00:00

I don't either r49. That is why I was asking. It was really funny but hard to explain since I've forgotten most of it.

--r45
replies 50Nov 30, 2017 9:34 PM +00:00

Straight people's problems

--Anonymous
replies 51Nov 30, 2017 9:39 PM +00:00

Does he have a lazy eye or is that just a bad photo?

--Anonymous
replies 52Nov 30, 2017 10:09 PM +00:00
Anyone who is familiar with "SNL" staple Stefon knows that this character has everything: Fun mannerisms, exciting New York nightlife tips, weird bangs, and ...
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--Anonymous
replies 53Nov 30, 2017 10:17 PM +00:00

that was it Sidney Applebaum!

--Anonymous
replies 54Nov 30, 2017 10:26 PM +00:00

R21...

Glad I wasn't the only one who thought he pinged a lot. I seriously thought he might be gay. Maybe that's why they're divorcing?

I always thought he was cute.

The double "H" naming of the kids though is such a Frau thing to do. Puke.

--Anonymous
replies 55Nov 30, 2017 10:51 PM +00:00

I blame her wife Linda

--Anonymous
replies 56Nov 30, 2017 10:51 PM +00:00

The only thing worse than three daughters would be three daughters and a fourth step daughter.

--Matt Damon
replies 57Nov 30, 2017 11:30 PM +00:00

Ok now we know the punchline so why is r45 so obsessed with this joke in particular?

Based on the punchline, I think we have an anti-Semite in our midst.

--Anonymous
replies 58Nov 30, 2017 11:46 PM +00:00

WHET to Bill?

--Anonymous
replies 59Dec 1, 2017 12:25 AM +00:00

I hope he doesn’t end up with Wiig.

Or worse - Schumer.

--Hannah, Haley and Harper
replies 60Dec 1, 2017 3:48 AM +00:00

I'm guessing that since his post SNL film career does not have Will Ferrell's trajectory he's become insufferable and miserable and the wife couldn't take the coddling and reassuring. Just like in the "what's it like to date an actor/comic sketch" they did several years ago.

--Anonymous
replies 61Dec 1, 2017 4:19 AM +00:00

I think the whole point of the Stefan sketch is that they write it for him and don't let him see it til he's reading it live off of the cue cards. That is why he breaks.

--Anonymous
replies 62Dec 1, 2017 4:49 AM +00:00

Suffers from Terminal Overbite Syndrome (TOS) along with Jamie Foxx, Jim Carie, etc.

--Anonymous
replies 63Dec 1, 2017 5:02 AM +00:00

Hi Rob Schneider/r61! Jealous much?

--Anonymous
replies 64Dec 1, 2017 5:12 AM +00:00

The fat weekly TV pay checks stopped and now wifey has hit the road.

--Anonymous
replies 65Dec 1, 2017 5:26 AM +00:00

He has mentioned in interviews that they spent a lot of time apart due to film and TV committments, so maybe that took it’s toll; especially since it seems like he was probably the busier one, so she was left to take care of 3 young kids.

--Anonymous
replies 66Dec 1, 2017 5:30 AM +00:00

Think it was on Enty’s site where I read he was a cheater ? Doesn’t look like the type , but then again many never do . He’s funny and talented , though . I’ll give him that .

--Anonymous
replies 67Dec 1, 2017 5:46 AM +00:00

Here’s the link to the blind R67 mentioned. Of course, it’s hard to know if it’s true or if it was something that was made up by Enty on the heels of Bill’s divorce announcement.

CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS IS A GOSSIP SITE. THE SITE PUBLISHES RUMORS, CONJECTURE, AND FICTION.
www.crazydaysandnights.net
--Anonymous
replies 68Dec 1, 2017 6:00 AM +00:00

I'd assumed that he was gay.

Then again, Mike Myers and Chris Kattan, both from SNL, were also married and divorced and I'd bet the house that they're both gay as can be. Of course like Rock Hudson and so many others they can then claim that they got burned when married so they'll do it again !

--Anonymous
replies 69Dec 1, 2017 7:22 AM +00:00

If she gets half of everything, I guess she'll get one of his chins?

--Anonymous
replies 70Dec 1, 2017 8:58 AM +00:00

WHAT?

rs971.pbsrc.com
--Anonymous
replies 71Dec 1, 2017 9:26 AM +00:00

Hader and Schumer hate each other. I don’t know the details.

--Anonymous
replies 72Dec 1, 2017 9:55 AM +00:00

Where did you hear they hated each other, R72?

--Anonymous
replies 73Dec 1, 2017 10:48 AM +00:00

he's so cute, hope it's not true he's a d-bag

--Anonymous
replies 74Dec 1, 2017 10:56 AM +00:00

Teaser trailer for Bill’s new HBO show, Barry.

Bill Hader stars as Barry, a seasoned assassin who discovers a new passion for acting while on an assignment in Los Angeles. Coming Spring 2018. #HBO Subscri...
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--Anonymous
replies 75Dec 4, 2017 5:42 PM +00:00

Harper Hader, give me information!

Best of Manhattan Transfer
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--Anonymous
replies 76Dec 4, 2017 6:02 PM +00:00
I blame the wife.

Yeah she sounds terrible.

In an interview with Conan O'Brien, Star Wars-fan Bill stated that he knew the first time he saw his then-girlfriend's apartment, she would be his wife: she had "Star Wars" curtains in her living room.
Would have panic attacks before a show while on SNL. His wife would often come down and do Lamaze breathing with him.
Bill Hader was born on June 7, 1978 in Tulsa, Oklahoma, USA. He is an actor and producer, known for Inside Out (2015), Superbad (2007) and Saturday ...
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--Anonymous
replies 77Dec 4, 2017 6:16 PM +00:00

I have to love him after this:

--Anonymous
replies 78Dec 4, 2017 6:24 PM +00:00

So good, R78.

Barry looks it could be good, too.

--Anonymous
replies 79Dec 4, 2017 6:36 PM +00:00

‘Sandy Shores’ is the funniest thing I’ve seen in years!

--Anonymous
replies 80Dec 4, 2017 7:22 PM +00:00

And Mother got rid of him in 15 minutes!

--Little Vivvy
replies 81Dec 5, 2017 6:34 AM +00:00

I’ve always thought Bill looks like he could be a brother to actor Justin Kirk.

Then again, I’ve always thought Bill was gay too so whadduino.

--Anonymous
replies 82Dec 5, 2017 7:07 AM +00:00
I think he’s hot.

Yeah.

--Anonymous
replies 83Dec 5, 2017 7:24 AM +00:00

He's not gay and he's not a "bro," let alone douchebro.

What he is is hilariously talented, so the Hader-Haters can go fuck themselves.

No, I'm not his publicist. But I'll always be his fan.

--Haders Gonna Hade
replies 84Dec 5, 2017 7:30 AM +00:00

Is he cut or uncut?

--Anonymous
replies 85Dec 5, 2017 7:46 AM +00:00

Has anyone ever met his wife? She wrote and directed The To-Do List, which Bill had a role in.

--Anonymous
replies 86Dec 5, 2017 7:52 AM +00:00
Has anyone ever met his wife? She wrote and directed The To-Do List, which Bill had a role in.

She's a cunt!

--The 2nd Mrs. Bill Hader
replies 87Dec 5, 2017 9:23 AM +00:00

Always thought he was gay. Sorry about the kids. I'm a lesbian, btw, so not personally interested.

--Anonymous
replies 88Dec 5, 2017 9:53 AM +00:00

I always found Stefon hot, though he's not my type in real life.

--Anonymous
replies 89Dec 5, 2017 10:26 AM +00:00

Bill really did nail the dizzy club queen mentality, in a way I’ve never seen another straight (?) man do. He ever made the old lusting-after-the-straight-man - situation look authentic and seem sympathetic.

Weird that the Stefon character is considered ‘vintage SNL’ already.

Check out Seth Meyers on Late Night: http://bit.ly/LateNightSeth Subscribe to SaturdayNightLive: http://j.mp/1bjU39d SEASON 36: http://j.mp/1bH905r Weekend U...
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--Anonymous
replies 90Dec 5, 2017 10:31 AM +00:00

Stefon did a lot of jokes about midgets but I can't find anything about what R45 refers to.

Stefon: Human fire hydrants. Seth: What is a human fire hydrant? Stefon: You know it's that thing when high-waisted midgets have the red pants and the big ass. Stefon: A party room filled with...
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--Anonymous
replies 91Dec 5, 2017 10:53 AM +00:00

New York’s hottest club; “your Mother & I are separating.”

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--Anonymous
replies 92Dec 5, 2017 12:42 PM +00:00

I don't know if it was the camera angle or the lighting, but his teeth looked weird on that Carol Burnett Show retrospective.

--Anonymous
replies 93Dec 5, 2017 12:43 PM +00:00

They looked weird on the Hulu documentary about the Dana Carvey Show, too. I think he has new veneers.

--Anonymous
replies 94Dec 5, 2017 2:52 PM +00:00

R22 by my count he originated at least 4 major SNL characters who were gay, and as I’m not more than a casual SNL viewer I’m probably missing some. Wasn’t his character in THE SKELETON TWINS gay too?

I get that it’s just comedy/acting but that’s still a big ratio of gay:straight roles for a straight guy.

--Anonymous
replies 95Dec 6, 2017 3:27 AM +00:00

He reminds me of Robert Urich only alive and not as good looking.

--Anonymous
replies 96Dec 6, 2017 3:36 AM +00:00

Divorce and veneers? Fuck, please don’t let this be a mid-life crisis.

--Haley, Helen and Hyacinth
replies 97Dec 6, 2017 4:21 AM +00:00

It's a mid life crisis.

--someone had to say it plain
replies 98Dec 6, 2017 4:37 AM +00:00

He is not gay. An authentic gay would know that the whole GREY GARDENS thing is more than played out. Only a straight man would now be getting around to Little Edie.

--Anonymous
replies 99Dec 6, 2017 4:43 AM +00:00

He could be a New Gay. Late to the party, so to speak.

Two friends watch football and after their favorite team scores... You have to see for your self...
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--Anonymous
replies 100Dec 6, 2017 5:31 AM +00:00

Bill doing a Charlie Rose impression to Charlie Rose is one of the best things.

Bill Hader does Charlie Rose impression & Norah O'Donnell laughs hard CBS This Morning interview September 25 2013 comedy funny hilarious impression improv j...
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--Anonymous
replies 101Dec 6, 2017 9:23 AM +00:00
by my count he originated at least 4 major SNL characters who were gay,

I hope you're not counting ME!!!

--Straight-as-an-arrow Vincent Price
replies 102Dec 6, 2017 9:42 AM +00:00

Hader’s giggling at the end of that clip is adorably weird R101. He’s like a cartoon character.

I’m mystified as to how he still seems so cute and even attractive, with those clothes & that hair. He’s dressed like a grade-schooler in that interview and his sense of humor makes him seem even more a kid. It’s some sort of warm childlike magnetism, which puts one in mind of John Belushi (who, yes, was a monstrous asshole and no Gilda Radner but had his sweet moments, and I’m sure Bill is nicer).

--Anonymous
replies 103Dec 6, 2017 10:22 AM +00:00

He is so cute and hope he never gets veneers because I like his crooked teeth. Why does every "flaw" have to be "fixed" these days? David Bowie had the most awesome teeth and traded them in for what looked like piano keys and I never got over it.

--Anonymous
replies 104Dec 6, 2017 10:26 AM +00:00

R103 I agree and that's all part if what makes him adorable to me. Also,in Trainwreck and he was surprisingly sexy in that awkward sex scene.

--Anonymous
replies 105Dec 6, 2017 10:31 AM +00:00

he's gay of coure

--Anonymous
replies 106Dec 6, 2017 10:32 AM +00:00

When asked why he’s divorcing his wife, he responded, “I Hader.”

--Anonymous
replies 107Dec 6, 2017 11:22 AM +00:00

What’s funny is considering how good he is at impressions and acting, he moved to Los Angeles to become a filmmaker because that was his passion; he was never a theatre kid in high school and he went to community college for one year for filmmaking. You look at all of the characters he’s done and you’d think he was a huge theatre kid who dreamed of becoming an actor, but it was something he kind of fell into.

--Anonymous
replies 108Dec 6, 2017 1:08 PM +00:00

R108 one of my favourite trivial facts about Hader is that he held the clipboards for one of MTV’s early reality shows ‘The Surreal Life’, which featured rockstar Vince Neil.

--Anonymous
replies 109Dec 6, 2017 1:21 PM +00:00

A lot of 40 something commerdians dress like teenagers. It’s all graphic t shirts and hoodies and Chucks, man! Boring.

--Anonymous
replies 110Dec 6, 2017 1:25 PM +00:00

Stefon brought up Charlie Rose two or three times in his Update appearances. Bill seems to find Rose deeply funny, for some reason.

--Anonymous
replies 111Dec 6, 2017 1:45 PM +00:00

Too funny, R109.

--Anonymous
replies 112Dec 6, 2017 1:46 PM +00:00

I love his sideburns.

--Anonymous
replies 113Dec 7, 2017 8:02 AM +00:00

There is something so not attractive abotu him, but, taken as a whole, he is beyond adorable. He's dorky and has some bad features, but he is still adorable, maybe because he seems so winsome and nerdy but cool at the same time. I'd hit it.

--Anonymous
replies 114Dec 7, 2017 8:09 AM +00:00

Pretty much, R114. Trainwreck made me want to have couch sex with Bill Hader.

--Anonymous
replies 115Dec 7, 2017 8:25 AM +00:00

r109 here is his interview on Kevin Pollack's podcast. He has some cute stories about his PA days. I find Pollack annoying, but I loved this interview.

Join Kevin as he sits down with sketch player turned actor Bill Hader (Saturday Night Live, The Skeleton Twins) as they discuss his beginning PA distress blo...
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--Anonymous
replies 116Dec 7, 2017 3:36 PM +00:00

Ok, I think I’ve figured it out; Hader’s attractiveness is his ‘realness’, the fact that he’s held all these shitty jobs before ‘making it’ and only broke out at a mature age - unlike half of Hollywood. He’s less a fake than many of his peers because of his hard beginning, and has no inflated opinion of his own considerable talent because his success has taken him by surprise. Let’s hope he remains a humble, grateful guy.

I would think that ushering a downtown theater, chauffeuring Martin Cove, holding phones at MTV and bringing Starbucks to pornstars in your late 20s/early 30s brings a person down to Earth.

The offbeat jobs that led Bill Hader to <i>Documentary Now!</i>.
IFC
--Anonymous
replies 117Dec 8, 2017 4:34 AM +00:00

What went wrong...my three guesses, Bill was cheating.

--Anonymous
replies 118Dec 8, 2017 4:54 AM +00:00

Bill is a relatively young man. He has NEEDS.

If I had a husband who was pulling down the kind of money that Bill Hader has been making for the past 10 years, I'd let him fuck anyone he wanted to fuck. His wife is planning on coasting on child support for the foreseeable future.

--Anonymous
replies 119Dec 8, 2017 5:25 AM +00:00

I would genuinely be bummed if he cheated.

--Anonymous
replies 120Dec 8, 2017 9:11 AM +00:00

I thought he was cute in the movie 'Trainwreck'. Actually I felt sorry for his character putting up with Amy Schumer.

--Anonymous
replies 121Dec 8, 2017 9:18 AM +00:00

Get your mind out of the gutter R120

--Anonymous
replies 122Dec 8, 2017 11:01 AM +00:00

R122 - “Liberace!”

--Vincent Price
replies 123Dec 10, 2017 1:45 PM +00:00

Why would anyone devote their lives to three kids...bay is just damn crazy. Why give your life away?

--Anonymous
replies 124Dec 10, 2017 1:53 PM +00:00

Seth Meyer will be his best match.

--Anonymous
replies 125Dec 10, 2017 1:54 PM +00:00

aren't they a couple of wonky faces!

--Anonymous
replies 126Dec 10, 2017 1:57 PM +00:00

A single parent home. Wonder what Bill O'Reilly will have to say about this? I guess nothing because their......

--Anonymous
replies 127Dec 10, 2017 2:13 PM +00:00

Pollack was annoying, r116 - as was that kid from Freaks and Geeks.

--Anonymous
replies 128Dec 10, 2017 2:17 PM +00:00

I’ve figured it out: he’s Mindy Kaling’s baby daddy.

--2 birds, 1 stone
replies 129Dec 11, 2017 10:06 AM +00:00

Hader is hilarious in the Pollack interview.

--Anonymous
replies 130Dec 12, 2017 7:07 PM +00:00

Fucking cheater.

--Anonymous
replies 131Dec 12, 2017 7:08 PM +00:00

You got info, R131?

--Anonymous
replies 132Dec 13, 2017 4:12 AM +00:00

He don’t need no Hader-ation...

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--Anonymous
replies 133Dec 16, 2017 5:36 AM +00:00

Now he can bring his male hookers to his apartment instead of meeting them in the bushes. Everybody WINS!

--Anonymous
replies 134Dec 16, 2017 12:20 PM +00:00

And just in time for Christmas. Classy.

--Anonymous
replies 135Dec 17, 2017 10:38 AM +00:00

Does his wife have a name, OP?

--Anonymous
replies 136Dec 19, 2017 3:18 AM +00:00

Her name is in the article that’s linked, R136. It’s Maggie Carey. She directed the comedy The To-Do List and Bill had a role in it.

--Anonymous
replies 137Dec 19, 2017 5:00 AM +00:00

Bill’s inner voice like...

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--Anonymous
replies 138Dec 20, 2017 3:08 AM +00:00

Bill Hader is not conventionally handsome at all, but there's just something about him that makes me want to fuck him. Bad.

--Anonymous
replies 139Dec 21, 2017 5:43 PM +00:00

Bill Hader gives every appearance of being insecure and very needy. Any time I've seen him interviewed, he has been dull and annoying.

But Stefon is hot as hell. You just know Stefon is a mean top who goes all night.

--Anonymous
replies 140Dec 21, 2017 5:48 PM +00:00

Hader is hilarious in that Kevin Pollack interview.

--Anonymous
replies 141Dec 21, 2017 6:03 PM +00:00

Looks like Bill made it official and filed for divorce today. He’s seeking joint legal and physical custody and will pay his ex spousal support. Hope it all turns out well for them and their kids.

Bill Hader made it official and filed documents to divorce his wife of 11 years. The estranged couple married in 2006 and have been separated since July.  They have three children together.
The Blast
--Anonymous
replies 142Dec 21, 2017 7:28 PM +00:00

She looka-like-a man.

--Anonymous
replies 143Dec 21, 2017 7:35 PM +00:00

I want to fuck him long hard and deeep

--Anonymous
replies 144Dec 21, 2017 11:29 PM +00:00

Why would you tie your self down with three kids? That really seems foolish.

--Anonymous
replies 145Dec 21, 2017 11:33 PM +00:00

He loves getting head from men or women.

--Anonymous
replies 146Dec 22, 2017 12:13 AM +00:00

Details, R146.

--Anonymous
replies 147Dec 22, 2017 10:08 AM +00:00

R145 it’s about a legacy with straight men. Every one to the last inherently believes his genes are worth preservation & continuation, preferably via a male heir. A wife is just a sex-slave & nanny to rear said heirs while DH builds his empire of sand.

--Anonymous
replies 148Dec 24, 2017 11:59 AM +00:00

She had a sort of bashful charm back then (or at least was able to fake it). The hardness hadn't yet set in. She might have married some easygoing rock star instead.

--Anonymous
replies 149Dec 24, 2017 1:18 PM +00:00

Do you know her, R149?

--Anonymous
replies 150Dec 24, 2017 1:45 PM +00:00

Sorry, that was meant for the Melania Trump thread, featuring a video of her from the year 2000. Please ignore!

--R149
replies 151Dec 24, 2017 1:47 PM +00:00

So Bill is the one who filed? Hmmm.

--Anonymous
replies 152Dec 24, 2017 2:57 PM +00:00

R152 - I’m wondering if he just offered to do it? It doesn’t seem like a contentious divorce, at least so far. I’m wondering if they agreed on the terms beforehand (joint legal and physical custody of the kids and spousal support for her) and they decided he would be the one to file.

--Anonymous
replies 153Dec 24, 2017 5:56 PM +00:00

i smell cookies

--Anonymous
replies 154Dec 25, 2017 11:00 PM +00:00

Dunno, just witnessed him chatting up a very attractive Asian background actress (he almost doesn't know how to flirt), and mentioning, "ex-wife".

--Anonymous
replies 155Dec 25, 2017 11:04 PM +00:00

So, is he the much maligned and (to DL) non-existent bisexual?

He might be an example of the industry's "one year rule": once you hit it really big, like permanent A List in your medium, you have a year where you are so hot you can indulge in whatever you like. Generally speaking, no one will say no. If you haven't started to slow down, or change anything after a year, that's your permanent lifestyle in the industry.

It's usually said of one's ego and how the star treats people, but it can mean the above, too.

--Anonymous
replies 156Dec 25, 2017 11:16 PM +00:00

Where was this, R155? Any other details?

--Anonymous
replies 157Dec 26, 2017 5:26 AM +00:00

Los Angeles, superbowl commercial, his normal voice is different than his performing voice, very unprepossessing in person.

--Anonymous
replies 158Dec 26, 2017 6:04 AM +00:00

From his eyebrows up his head is YUGE! And his teeth have always troubled me.

--Anonymous
replies 159Dec 26, 2017 6:14 AM +00:00

Thanks, R158. Was is obvious he was trying to flirt but he was coming up short?

--Anonymous
replies 160Dec 26, 2017 8:05 AM +00:00

Yeah, r160. Between takes he would mosey around the girl and chat her up, but it was very awkward- she seems super shy as well. It just struck me as weird that he would mention an ex-wife so soon in conversation. But aside that, very professional and is a good improv actor.

--Anonymous
replies 161Dec 26, 2017 10:46 AM +00:00

"seems"= seemed

--r161
replies 162Dec 26, 2017 10:47 AM +00:00

R161 I can’t imagine the kind of lines someone like Bill uses on a cute girl.

--Anonymous
replies 163Dec 26, 2017 11:46 AM +00:00

there's a couple of uggo fuggos

--Anonymous
replies 164Dec 26, 2017 12:01 PM +00:00

R161 - thanks for the details. Maybe he brought up “ex wife” so quickly in case the extra thought he was a married guy hitting on her? Just a thought. If I were in her shoes and I thought he was married I’d be a little skeeved out. Obviously I’ve never met the guy, but I’ve never heard anything about him being a creep.

--Anonymous
replies 165Dec 26, 2017 12:05 PM +00:00
He might be an example of the industry's "one year rule": once you hit it really big, like permanent A List in your medium, you have a year where you are so hot you can indulge in whatever you like. Generally speaking, no one will say no. If you haven't started to slow down, or change anything after a year, that's your permanent lifestyle in the industry.

Oh, *that’s* how that works?

--David Spade
replies 166Dec 27, 2017 3:31 AM +00:00

Anyone ever worked with or met Bill?

--Anonymous
replies 167Dec 27, 2017 3:39 PM +00:00

Is there a release date for Barry on HBO?

--Anonymous
replies 168Jan 5, 2018 4:29 PM +00:00

r166 I meant the lifestyle you attempt to live, not necessarily the reality around you. I worded it poorly, as usual.

--Anonymous
replies 169Jan 6, 2018 6:57 AM +00:00

Latest trailer for his new HBO show, Barry.

Barry, a former assassin has found his new calling, acting in Los Angeles. A new original series, Barry premieres on March 25 on HBO. #Barry Subscribe to the...
YouTube
--Anonymous
replies 170Jan 9, 2018 1:52 PM +00:00

I would like to see his enormous penis.

--Anonymous
replies 171Jan 9, 2018 1:55 PM +00:00

I would have too ^

--Bill’s soon to be Ex
replies 172Jan 9, 2018 4:36 PM +00:00

op:::::WHO CARES ?????

--Anonymous
replies 173Jan 9, 2018 5:17 PM +00:00

Bump to piss off R173.

Also, here’s the info on Bill’s Super Bowl commercial that was mentioned above.

www.adweek.com
--Anonymous
replies 174Jan 19, 2018 3:38 PM +00:00

Bill allegedly has a girlfriend. Long-ish story but the two apparently had a run-in with YouTuber Trisha Paytas at The Grove in LA and his girlfriend talked about the experience on a YouTube gossip forum. She never mentions Bill by name (says her boyfriend is a comedian and was stopped for pictures) but people figured it out after Trisha talked about Bill allegedly being rude to fans. The way this woman wrote about the experience made her seem young.

--Anonymous
replies 175Mar 28, 2018 7:25 PM +00:00

I had a nightmare about Bill Hader, just recently. We were trapped in Hartford, CT and couldn't get out. It went on forever and it was awful!

--Anonymous
replies 176Mar 28, 2018 9:37 PM +00:00

I can't believe he is only 39, he looked that age over 10 years ago in Super Bad

--Anonymous
replies 177Mar 31, 2018 1:19 PM +00:00

He discovered his love of cock.

--Anonymous
replies 178Mar 31, 2018 2:02 PM +00:00

Probably not fun to be in a relationship with but a cute dork and successful to boot. I get the appeal

--Anonymous
replies 179Mar 31, 2018 2:15 PM +00:00

Irreconcilable teeth

--Anonymous
replies 180Mar 31, 2018 2:16 PM +00:00