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Welcome to 2010: MTV comes a-bustin' out with "Floribama Shore"

Party Down South called—they want their vomit back.

Set in the Florida Panhandle along the beach that stretches all the way to Alabama, "MTV Floribama Shore” is the story of eight young adults who come to spend the summer in the hottest beach town on the Gulf Coast, Panama City Beach, to party it up and put the real world on hold for just a little bit longer. But each is armed with incredible life experiences and standing at a crossroads, whether it’s ending a relationship, tasting independence for the first time, or trying to escape the past. This coming of age story captures the very real thrill and angst of being young and trying to figure out the future with a group of people you’ll come to call family.
replies 29Nov 27, 2017 9:10 PM +00:00

Jeremiah has a spectacular body. There's not an attractive female in the bunch.

replies 1Nov 27, 2017 9:12 PM +00:00

Wrong, R1. The black girl is the only cute one.

Is this the gay cast member?

560 Likes, 22 Comments - Gus Caleb Smyrnios???????? (@guscalebsmyrnios) on Instagram: “Pink headband and a chihuahua, come at me bro ???? #meetchloe #thatsmybaby #teamchihuahua…”
replies 2Nov 27, 2017 9:20 PM +00:00

The girl who peed on the other girl's bed because she was so drunk is pure ghetto. That is disgusting.

replies 3Nov 27, 2017 9:21 PM +00:00

Sean Cody scene?

1,279 Likes, 37 Comments - Gus Caleb Smyrnios???????? (@guscalebsmyrnios) on Instagram: “The Jerigus duo rocking our favorite shirts for the tailgate today ??????????? GoNoles!!! Make sure to…”
replies 4Nov 27, 2017 9:49 PM +00:00

How the hell does anyone look at that wall of hair and not say WTF?

replies 5Dec 6, 2017 5:54 PM +00:00

The guy with the gigantic tits is quite a sight.

Is anyone watching? Is it a ratings hit?

replies 6Dec 6, 2017 5:56 PM +00:00

Argh,,,live in Louisiana....I hate going to Florabama- it is Trump country. Almost all Louisianians make annual pilgrimages to this hell hole.

replies 7Dec 6, 2017 5:56 PM +00:00


replies 8Dec 6, 2017 5:58 PM +00:00

Gus Caleb? Where his parents determined that he become a redneck?

replies 9Dec 6, 2017 6:53 PM +00:00

Is Gus white? How tall is he? He looks short.

replies 10Dec 6, 2017 8:01 PM +00:00

He must be Greek. Is that white?

689 Likes, 22 Comments - Gus Caleb Smyrnios???????? (@guscalebsmyrnios) on Instagram: “Orlando for the weekend ????????shooting with @saraeirewphotographer and @c2correia ! Also making an…”
replies 11Dec 6, 2017 8:03 PM +00:00

Are all the guys on this show gay?

replies 12Dec 6, 2017 8:21 PM +00:00

Yes, all of the men on this show are gay.

replies 13Dec 6, 2017 8:24 PM +00:00

R11 Nope and I only date white and Greek guys which doesn't make me racist

replies 14Dec 6, 2017 9:04 PM +00:00

The black girls hair is straight out of Wigstock.

replies 15Dec 6, 2017 9:27 PM +00:00

Trash, pure trash.

replies 16Dec 6, 2017 10:34 PM +00:00

Not posh at all!
--The tasteful friends of "Geordie Shore"
replies 17Dec 6, 2017 10:37 PM +00:00

The guy has hot pits in OP pic

replies 18Dec 6, 2017 11:44 PM +00:00

There is nothing remotely attractive about the photo at R4. I can smell the Axe and cigarettes through my LCD.

replies 19Dec 7, 2017 1:43 AM +00:00

It is actually decent timing for launch. I spent half of one weekend this month sucked into a Jersey Shore Marathon. I tell you it was a relief not to watch the news, read the news on the internet, have a breaking news scroll or think about that piece of shit Trump for a couple of hours.

If anyone knows where I can stream Geordie Shore?

replies 20Dec 7, 2017 2:13 AM +00:00

r20 I never got hooked on Jersey Shore, but I LOVED Geordie Shore and its Welsh successor, The Valleys. if you find them available for streaming, do post back here. smooches!

replies 21Dec 7, 2017 6:53 AM +00:00

Those guys are what's known as "Floribama hot".

replies 22Dec 7, 2017 7:16 AM +00:00

They don't have the personality of the JS characters. It will never reach that level.

replies 23Dec 19, 2017 6:03 AM +00:00

This shit looks wack.

replies 24Dec 19, 2017 6:07 AM +00:00

Did they make Gus do his hair like Paulie D? I see they cast a Snookie look-a-like.

replies 25Dec 19, 2017 6:09 AM +00:00

The show was parodied a few weeks ago on SNL & I thought it was all just a joke. I thought they had made up the show for the purpose of the skit. I knew such grossness existed, but I didn’t know it had its own showcase.

The cast of Floribama Shore (Mikey Day, Saoirse Ronan, Luke Null, Aidy Bryant, Heidi Gardner, Chris Redd) parties through Hurricane Irma. #SNL #SNL43 Get mor...
replies 26Dec 19, 2017 6:30 AM +00:00

Gus better start fucking guys on the show if they want me to watch.

replies 27Dec 19, 2017 6:34 AM +00:00

r20 I have Terrarium on my firestick and can stream all that stuff, even TOWIE and Celeb Big Brother. Remember that rednecks show on MTV a few years ago? They had high hopes for it but then the one guy died while he was mudding by being asphyxiated in his truck, this show is trying to fill that slot I think.

replies 28Dec 19, 2017 8:51 AM +00:00

MTV is determined to service the red necks

replies 29Dec 19, 2017 1:56 PM +00:00