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Welcome to 2010: MTV comes a-bustin' out with "Floribama Shore"

Party Down South called—they want their vomit back.

Set in the Florida Panhandle along the beach that stretches all the way to Alabama, "MTV Floribama Shore” is the story of eight young adults who come to spend the summer in the hottest beach town on the Gulf Coast, Panama City Beach, to party it up and put the real world on hold for just a little bit longer. But each is armed with incredible life experiences and standing at a crossroads, whether it’s ending a relationship, tasting independence for the first time, or trying to escape the past. This coming of age story captures the very real thrill and angst of being young and trying to figure out the future with a group of people you’ll come to call family.
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--Boudreaux
replies 22Nov 27, 2017 8:10 PM +00:00

Jeremiah has a spectacular body. There's not an attractive female in the bunch.

--Anonymous
replies 1Nov 27, 2017 8:12 PM +00:00

Wrong, R1. The black girl is the only cute one.

Is this the gay cast member?

560 Likes, 22 Comments - Gus Caleb Smyrnios???????? (@guscalebsmyrnios) on Instagram: “Pink headband and a chihuahua, come at me bro ???? #meetchloe #thatsmybaby #teamchihuahua…”
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--Anonymous
replies 2Nov 27, 2017 8:20 PM +00:00

The girl who peed on the other girl's bed because she was so drunk is pure ghetto. That is disgusting.

--Anonymous
replies 3Nov 27, 2017 8:21 PM +00:00

Sean Cody scene?

1,279 Likes, 37 Comments - Gus Caleb Smyrnios???????? (@guscalebsmyrnios) on Instagram: “The Jerigus duo rocking our favorite shirts for the tailgate today ??????????? GoNoles!!! Make sure to…”
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--Anonymous
replies 4Nov 27, 2017 8:49 PM +00:00

How the hell does anyone look at that wall of hair and not say WTF?

--Anonymous
replies 5Dec 6, 2017 4:54 PM +00:00

The guy with the gigantic tits is quite a sight.

Is anyone watching? Is it a ratings hit?

--Anonymous
replies 6Dec 6, 2017 4:56 PM +00:00

Argh,,,live in Louisiana....I hate going to Florabama- it is Trump country. Almost all Louisianians make annual pilgrimages to this hell hole.

--Anonymous
replies 7Dec 6, 2017 4:56 PM +00:00

GIGANTIC Tits

--Anonymous
replies 8Dec 6, 2017 4:58 PM +00:00

Gus Caleb? Where his parents determined that he become a redneck?

--Anonymous
replies 9Dec 6, 2017 5:53 PM +00:00

Is Gus white? How tall is he? He looks short.

--Anonymous
replies 10Dec 6, 2017 7:01 PM +00:00

He must be Greek. Is that white?

689 Likes, 22 Comments - Gus Caleb Smyrnios???????? (@guscalebsmyrnios) on Instagram: “Orlando for the weekend ????????shooting with @saraeirewphotographer and @c2correia ! Also making an…”
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--Anonymous
replies 11Dec 6, 2017 7:03 PM +00:00

Are all the guys on this show gay?

--Anonymous
replies 12Dec 6, 2017 7:21 PM +00:00

Yes, all of the men on this show are gay.

--Anonymous
replies 13Dec 6, 2017 7:24 PM +00:00

R11 Nope and I only date white and Greek guys which doesn't make me racist

--Anonymous
replies 14Dec 6, 2017 8:04 PM +00:00

The black girls hair is straight out of Wigstock.

--Anonymous
replies 15Dec 6, 2017 8:27 PM +00:00

Trash, pure trash.

--Anonymous
replies 16Dec 6, 2017 9:34 PM +00:00

Not posh at all!

i.pinimg.com
--The tasteful friends of "Geordie Shore"
replies 17Dec 6, 2017 9:37 PM +00:00

The guy has hot pits in OP pic

--Anonymous
replies 18Dec 6, 2017 10:44 PM +00:00

There is nothing remotely attractive about the photo at R4. I can smell the Axe and cigarettes through my LCD.

--Anonymous
replies 19Dec 7, 2017 12:43 AM +00:00

It is actually decent timing for launch. I spent half of one weekend this month sucked into a Jersey Shore Marathon. I tell you it was a relief not to watch the news, read the news on the internet, have a breaking news scroll or think about that piece of shit Trump for a couple of hours.

If anyone knows where I can stream Geordie Shore?

--Anonymous
replies 20Dec 7, 2017 1:13 AM +00:00

r20 I never got hooked on Jersey Shore, but I LOVED Geordie Shore and its Welsh successor, The Valleys. if you find them available for streaming, do post back here. smooches!

--Anonymous
replies 21Dec 7, 2017 5:53 AM +00:00

Those guys are what's known as "Floribama hot".

--Anonymous
replies 22Dec 7, 2017 6:16 AM +00:00