Ryan Reynolds & Jake Gyllenhaal Are Friendship Goals in NYC

[QUOTE]"I have a really wonderful group of friends, and I have a life I love in New York City. When you have a foundation that’s strong, you can move from it and go explore.”

Yeah right. Let his career go belly up and see how much longer he’s taking trips to Starbucks with Ryan Reynolds.

So they’re fucking? I wanna know.

How heterosexual of them!

They don't look happy they were photographed

Ryan's GAY hair!

I've finally realized that Jake is MUCH better looking in still photography than he is in motion.

And he NEEDS scruff.

I hate these coffee guzzling cups.

You're supposed to sit down and drink coffee properly.

You don't guzzle it down with a straw!

These neurotic people who carry around guzzling cups are the same as those neurotics who would smoke cigarettes because they had to do something with their hands.

I wonder if the guzzling cup people are all hungover and trying to recover with those drinks.

Jake has zero sex appeal, seriously zero.

Ryan even less

Austin Nichols is taking a break from his shift at Starbucks and is in tears.

R9 also zero acting talent . He's like a bland nothing.

[quote]Goals

You're a fucking retard, OP.

Jake is far too busy working to have time for a girlfriend. Please get off his back so the rest of us have a chance at him!

No, R13. As I said in the OP, that’s Just Jared’s title, not mine.

[quote]When is the last time Jake had a lady in his life?

It has been years since he has paraded around with any girl. Though if he starts getting some award seasons nominations for "Stronger" expect some girl to appear.

Do you think Blake are allowed to watch them fuck? I could see Ryan being ok with that, but not Jake.

Why is Jake wearing a lot more clothes than Reynolds ? Was it cold in New York?

The texting zombie in the background is wearing a jacket so maybe it was a little cool that day.

no homo

Jake's last girlfriend was over 3 years ago. He is using his friend Greta as a beard, always seen together, and his fans think she is a girlfriend.

Why is Ryan wearing that really stupid hair cut?

Dude, come out of the closet already. Think of all the out, proud, successful men who don't not have your privilege of money, power, fame. It is insulting, all this beard business. Embarrassing. You, Travolta, Leo and so many others. Just be honest.

They're both on the spectrum and non-binary and fuck each other from time to time. Cake and eat it too

Years ago, he arrived with a guy at the Tony Awards, several people were wondering if that was his boyfriend on twitter. A woman on facebook said it was Jake's boyfriend, a friend of hers saw them spending their vacations together in upstate New York. This guy has never been seen with him again. the beard guy

together

That was his male lover all right.

[quote]Ryan Reynolds & Jake Gyllenhaal Are Friendship Goals in NYC

What the fuck does that even mean?

Is Magic, R28 and Learnings. Impact.

Oh, the DM and their innuendo overkill...

Nevah

Am I losing my mind or have half the posts here been deleted since this morning?

The Sun comes up, I think about Jake...

[quote]What the fuck does that even mean?

Goals

What dumbass girls say to eachother on Instagram when someone posts a pic that is very attractive or is of something they aspire to, like a relationship. It's basically a way of sucking up to someone and it's almost as annoying and shallow as when girls post shit like "omg stop being so perf!" and then of course the required response is "no that's you bb 😘" and it goes back and forth like that. Both examples are typically found thoroughly nauseating by non-sheeple types and those who don't seek validation via Instagram likes Popular Bitch: *posts totally staged and/or photoshopped "spontaneous" selfie*

Less Popular Wannabe: "OMG GOALS!! Can u like stop being so pretty?"

Lets not pretend that every generation does not come up with its own unique idioms and slang terms. Language is always evolving.

"Friendship Goals" is more than mildly retarded.

Going out for food and coffee is a pretty low bar for friendship goals. That's bare minimum socializing.

You're assuming these people interact with real humans outside of social media and tumblr .

Ryan's hair looks thin and getting thinner.

I couldn't think of how they'd even know each other; I'd completely forgotten about that shitty space movie they made together.

Do we have an ID for the guy in R26?

R39: A friendship goalie

Poor Jake. If he's going for RR, then he has terrible taste in men.

On the contrary, R41. Jake faces a corner making dioramas of quickimart transactions and Ryan destroys them wearing Godzilla footies. They don't speak.

Next would be Hillary Clinton & Jake Gyllenhaal go hiking.

Or "Poll : (an A-lister/hot newcomer) or Jake Gyllenhaal?"

Did I just ruin your thread again Jake?

Still friends?

Who's the top and who's the bottom or do they flip flop?