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Prosecutors Asked Rep. Aaron Schock Witnesses Whether He Is Gay

The office decor gave him away

Lawyers for former Rep. Aaron Schock have accused federal investigators of misconduct for allegedly questioning witnesses about the Illinois Republican’s sex life and whether he is gay
--Gurl, you're busted...
replies 398Aug 8, 2017 7:32 AM +00:00

They keep releasing articles about this like the news just came out, when in actuality it's a month old. Not your fault OP, I got fooled too (when I posted a similar thread that was two weeks later than the previous one).

replies 1Aug 8, 2017 7:37 AM +00:00

Thank you, R1. I DID do a search on this so that I wouldn't duplicate, and...

Well, just let this thread die,,,

replies 2Aug 8, 2017 7:39 AM +00:00

Looks like he is

replies 3Aug 8, 2017 7:41 AM +00:00

If the cock fits...

replies 4Aug 8, 2017 7:48 AM +00:00

why ask? Isn't it obvious?

replies 5Aug 8, 2017 9:23 AM +00:00

That's COCKGOBBLER Aaron Schock, OP!

replies 6Aug 8, 2017 9:28 AM +00:00

I would imagine it's relevant, isn't he accused of paying his boyfriend?

replies 7Aug 8, 2017 9:31 AM +00:00

R7 What difference would it make if the person he paid was a boyfriend?

This seems invasive.

replies 8Aug 8, 2017 9:34 AM +00:00

Well, at least now the police will know how to get information out of him....
replies 9Aug 8, 2017 9:44 AM +00:00

If you're using government funds to keep your sex partner fucking you or keep your sex partner from telling people he's fucking you, then yes it's relevant.

replies 10Aug 8, 2017 9:45 AM +00:00

Do we think the cocks Aaron gobbled will come forward?

replies 11Aug 8, 2017 9:48 AM +00:00

..........But is it legal to ask that particular question regarding one's sexual orientation?

Don't be fooled by that fat, rude, pussy grabbing, jackass who calls himself "the most popular president in the history of the United States."

--Ivanka Trump
replies 12Aug 8, 2017 9:50 AM +00:00

Look at her. I don't think I ever saw her any happier...
replies 13Aug 8, 2017 9:55 AM +00:00

Washington Post, August 1, one of many articles propagating the Schock-is-a-victim-of-a-homoph - obic-witch-hunt spin. I revile the Trump Klan as much as everyone else, but honestly these sorts of paint-by-numbers, commonly agreed-upon national news opinions are indeed "fake news," and they're troubling.

On August 5, a Peoria newspaper editorial said as much, arguing (correctly) that this is an excuse and a distraction from legal misconduct. If Schock gets away with what was arguably imbezzlement of tax dollars for personal luxury because of a HIGHLY ironic claim of homophobic legal persecution, then the infamous Gay Agenda his party claims is corrupting the country should reexamine who we are and what we stand for. Why isn't The Advocate saying in its own pages and why isn't HRC saying in newspaper editorials "the LGBT community is not here to be used as a convenient scapegoat for a troubled and corrupt elected official's legal battles"? I'm really sick of being used as a pawn for other people's political maneuverings.

www pjstar com/opinion/20170805/editorial - -lets-get-on-with-aaron-schock - s-trial

The former congressman's defense team wants the case thrown out for prosecutorial misconduct.
Washington Post
replies 14Aug 11, 2017 5:04 AM +00:00

Good. I mean, he is. What's the problem?

replies 15Aug 11, 2017 5:08 AM +00:00

If a court rules that Schock is innocent by virtue of a gay witch hunt, he should have to prove that he is a victim by getting gang banged, spanked and glazed in front of an all-middle-aged-lady jury.

replies 16Aug 11, 2017 5:10 AM +00:00

I wish he would take some of his stolen money and have those crags in his forehead filled. Ack!

replies 17Aug 11, 2017 5:12 AM +00:00

All anyone has to do is smell his penis breath to know he's gay.

replies 18Aug 11, 2017 5:15 AM +00:00

Boyfriend's jacket is at least an inch too short in r13's pic.

replies 19Aug 11, 2017 5:30 AM +00:00

R19 Aaron's boyfriend is a relatively tall manboywhore wearing his short boyfriend's jacket. He's doing the best he can with a modest freelance income supplemented by ill-gotten siphoning off taxpayer dollars. If Aaron could have gotten him a regular consulting position, surely blondie would have been able to buy and tailor his own big-boy costumes.

replies 20Aug 11, 2017 5:35 AM +00:00
Aaron's boyfriend

What happened to him? Did he go back to his wife and his mundane life of taking wedding pictures with his Kodak camera?

replies 21Aug 11, 2017 5:39 AM +00:00

R21 He outlived his usefulness. Why would Aaron need all that baggage what with the relationship rumors and Aaron's out-and-aboutness in West Hollywood? If he can capitalize on his notoriety by getting NDA-signed LA slut dick inside him, he doesn't need Jonathon hanging around taking pictures.

replies 22Aug 11, 2017 6:00 AM +00:00
If a court rules that Schock is innocent by virtue of a gay witch hunt, he should have to prove that he is a victim by getting gang banged, spanked and glazed in front of an all-middle-aged-lady jury.

I am ready to perform my civic duty! Hee-hee!
--Rita, 44, administrative assistant by day, gay porn blogger by night
replies 23Aug 11, 2017 6:11 AM +00:00

When has a court ever ruled someone innocent on the basis of a gay witch hunt?

--Are witches gay? Or is WitcHunt a new app I haven't heard about?
replies 24Aug 11, 2017 6:27 AM +00:00

The investigators in a criminal matter can search very, very broadly. They can ask all sorts of questions to help guide the investigation to the truth of the allegations.

Not all of what is found can come into evidence during a trial. A defendant's fondness for cock may point the investigators to evidence of financial crimes. But when the trial happens, the financial improprieties may be all that is allowed to be examined. For an investigation, the sexual orientation of the defendant may matter a great deal. For the trial, the financial evidence may speak for itself and there might be no reason to go further. Additionally, the sexual orientation might prejudice the jury against the defendant, focusing their disapproval, personally, and distracting from the actual facts involved in the crimes alleged.

The same principle applies in a strictly civil trial. One's privacy will be only one of the many competing concerns. The take away: Don't get arrested. Don't get sued.

replies 25Aug 11, 2017 6:37 AM +00:00

Do we have evidence that the cockgobbler indeed prefers oral? He seems more to me like...a top.

replies 26Aug 11, 2017 9:53 AM +00:00

No one's mentioned that at R14 he's apparently being interviewed IN A CANDLE STORE? Talk about hiding in plain sight!

replies 27Aug 11, 2017 1:41 PM +00:00

Judge: I detect the smell of cum in my courtroom!

Cockgobbler: My apologies, I just burped.

replies 28Aug 11, 2017 2:11 PM +00:00

He's a republican and most republicans are crooks. So there you go.

replies 29Aug 11, 2017 2:17 PM +00:00

I bet you a million bucks if he leaked naked pictures and claimed he was hacked by some nefarious homophobe, the gay community would rally around him and he'd have enough public support from the easy-touch left and the GOP-or-die right that he would get off scott free.

replies 30Aug 11, 2017 2:21 PM +00:00

We know you would fuck him because of his body. The question is, would his politics keep you from swallowing? Or where do you draw the line?

replies 31Aug 15, 2017 1:17 AM +00:00

Does the cockgobbler support Trump? Anyone know? Has anyone seen him lately? Does he have the Nazi hair the Nazis and the gays all love? Was he in Charlottesville gobbling Nazicock? Are there a lot of Nazis in Peoria? West Hollywood??

replies 32Aug 22, 2017 2:25 AM +00:00

R20 nailed it. It is def Aaron's jacket. Lol. Blonde trying to "shorten" his arms in pic. Lol.

replies 33Aug 22, 2017 2:46 AM +00:00

If only he didn't vote against all LGBT liberties all the time I would have no real problem with the closet case's openly dating a blond twunk. They're kind of cute together, for a self-hating narcissistic criminal and a manwhore.

replies 34Aug 22, 2017 2:52 AM +00:00

If the artfully arranged pheasant feathers don't fit, you must acquit.

replies 35Aug 22, 2017 2:59 AM +00:00

R35 Teehee! That made me laugh.

--Aaron's asshole
replies 36Aug 22, 2017 3:00 AM +00:00

Federal Rule of Evidence 402 states, in part, "All relevant evidence is admissible, except as otherwise provided." The goal of this rule is to allow parties to present all of the evidence that bears on the issue to be decided. The feathers meet this criteria, and must be entered as evidence.
replies 37Aug 22, 2017 3:02 AM +00:00

R37 Well researched, good point. But what I really want to know is, does he like a facial or is he a swallower?

--Those glutes were made for pounding
replies 38Aug 22, 2017 3:07 AM +00:00

Will his case ever be settled? When it is will he get some minor facial rejuvenation and do porn? I would watch it. I can see him going the route of Steven Daigle: sex idol and onscreen slut dreams realized surprisingly late in life and then an epic and inevitable crash and burn.

replies 39Aug 22, 2017 4:12 AM +00:00

If he gets dragged out of the closet and his gay-gay-gayness splashed irrefutably across cyberspace, he will immediately pick up his phone and began lobbying for a job with the Human Rights Campaign. He has no principles, no ethics and no morals to stop him from posing as America's most concerned and connected homosexual. Feh.

I hope he spends 7 years in a jail with no moisturizer. The crags in his forehead by that time should put an end to any potential on-camera career. I don't care what the S.O.B. does, but I don't want to see him constantly shoving his mug in front of cameras.

replies 40Aug 22, 2017 5:06 AM +00:00

R40 Ahh now that's interesting. Bet on whether HRC will hire him? I say yes.

I'd rather see him in porn. It would basically be a win-win. His body is hot and seeing it mercilessly pounded by a meth addicted steroid freak with his fug face buried under some other hairless gorilla's balls would be hot to see and also cathartic. He would enjoy it as much since you know he has those fantasies and hasn't been able to live them out since Itay Hod exposed him. And he would hate himself for having fallen so far so it would be an appropriate level of karma.

A more realistic balance I can imagine is that he gets off scott free, comes out and writes a book about how he was crucified publicly for being gay and hated himself for it for years because he is from Illinois, does the talk show circuit, gets a light WWHL grilling from Andy Cohen while Andy simultaneously grossly hits on him and shows his shirtless pics. Now Aaron has shown he has an affable personality and is folded into the Andy Cohen/Anderson Cooper/Kelly Ripa/SJP Instagram crew. More shirtless pics of Aaron show up week by week and all the homos fawn over him. He then maintains a living of the sort Carson Kressley and Lance Bass have. Andy probably will give him a Sirius show about politics and cast him in a Midwestern version of Southern Charm, the show that features an aw-shucks disgraced congressman.

Things will work out fine for Schock because he is evil.

replies 41Aug 22, 2017 5:17 AM +00:00
I hope he spends 7 years in a jail with no moisturizer.

Oh, his face will be getting PLENTY of "moisturizing" every night while he's in the pen.

replies 42Aug 22, 2017 5:44 AM +00:00

Didn't Aaron say that after Taylor Swift, Liz Phair is his favorite singer?

My skin's getting clear My hair's so bright All you do is fuck me Every day and night You're my secret beauty routine Na na na na What my body has seen! I am looking good and I'm feeling nice! Baby, you're my best magazine advice! Gimme your hot white cum! (Gobble gobble! Gimme your hot white cum! (Gobble gobble!)

replies 43Aug 22, 2017 5:49 AM +00:00

^ it's the smash hit of EVERY pop lover's hot one hundred

replies 44Aug 22, 2017 5:53 AM +00:00

R44 You know you'd love to wake up to Aaron singing "gimme your hot white cum" in that seductive Illinois accent every morning!

replies 45Aug 22, 2017 5:58 AM +00:00

I feel sad for this guy watching him struggle here. He's obviously gay. He talks about his upbringing and values being responsible for his antigay policies. That is probably true. I bet he hates himself for wishing his parents were dead so that he could have lived in a less self-destructive way and so that he could marry his blond twink and gobble Paul Ryan cock on the side. I bet he has unloaded hundreds of times thinking about Ryan hitting that P spot.

replies 46Aug 22, 2017 6:06 AM +00:00

Heh. They said "taint." Heh heh.

Maybe prosecutors could have avoided this mess by just ASSUMING he's gay and questioned witnesses taking that as given. And if Schock's lawyers protested, they could just go "What? What? What did I say?"

replies 47Aug 22, 2017 6:06 AM +00:00

R47 And also they could say "we just assumed because it's so fucking OBVIOUS" and demanded evidence to the contrary instead of in support of the claim. If Schock is going to remain freakishly closeted then he's going to have to come up with some past evidence of having dated women ASAP. A shower fuck show for Itay Hod notwithstanding there doesn't seem to be any evidence at all to suggest heterosexuality.

replies 48Aug 22, 2017 6:11 AM +00:00

What about his wife and children and the farm they run together!@#$

replies 49Aug 22, 2017 6:18 AM +00:00

R49 Sheep and chickens don't count! Despite what Glenn Beck claims, gay marriage did not lead to Aaron Schock marrying ewe. Not legally. But it is legal for him to eat as many cocks as he wants.

--I am referring to chickens on his farm!!
replies 50Aug 22, 2017 6:19 AM +00:00

Here's Aaron with a bunch of chicks! See, he's not gay!
replies 51Aug 22, 2017 6:22 AM +00:00

Here's Aaron Schock in between boobs with a wry grin. See: not gay!
--(Also no sign of a boner.)
replies 52Aug 22, 2017 6:25 AM +00:00

Aaron on a normal hetero daylight retro ballroom dancing date with a woman in normal hetero attire of white woolen ascot and pinstriped fedora. When will these ridiculous homosexual rumors die? Aaron Schock's father's son is just a normal straight boy of 40ish with a strong fashion sense, a love of dancing for cameras in gay Latin neighborhoods and a big fat hungry ass!
replies 53Aug 22, 2017 6:28 AM +00:00

Let's be honest, the prosecutors are nosing around in his private life because they can use it as a wedge to get him to plead guilty. If Aaron gets so nervous because one of his "friends" put something on public record, it may lead him to strike a plea deal

replies 54Aug 22, 2017 6:38 AM +00:00

R54 I think he is going to come out soon and play the persecuted-victim card.

replies 55Aug 22, 2017 6:44 AM +00:00

r20 Get on the Google, DL! Let's find a pic of Schock wearing the tweed jacket in r13's pic!

replies 56Aug 22, 2017 6:54 AM +00:00

R56 All I can find is that picture of him wearing the tweed cockring.

replies 57Aug 22, 2017 7:13 AM +00:00

Am I wrong to think that a closeted immoral narcissist would totally get off on all the attention he gets here, despite the mockery for being such a self-hating cock cozy?

replies 58Aug 22, 2017 7:15 AM +00:00

If you were Aaron's cockgobbling gullet would you describe yourself as hungry or thirsty?
replies 59Aug 22, 2017 7:30 AM +00:00

If Aaron goes to trial do you think he'll pull the old Roxy Hart and say he's preggers?!

replies 60Aug 22, 2017 8:12 AM +00:00

Tick tock tick tock tick tock Schock will come out in 3...2...

replies 61Aug 26, 2017 6:27 AM +00:00

Is Aaron Schock begged to gobble your cock would you zip it down or grab the Glock?

replies 62Aug 26, 2017 4:34 PM +00:00

Cock, not Glock.

replies 63Aug 26, 2017 4:57 PM +00:00

R63 If Aaron Schock said to suck his cock would you gobble the gobbler or throw a rock?

replies 64Aug 26, 2017 4:58 PM +00:00

Gobble at what would be solid as a rock.

replies 65Aug 26, 2017 5:06 PM +00:00

R65 So you'd suck him off? First, does it bother you that he voted against LGBT liberties? Second, give me your number and your cock size and I'll pass them along to Aaron!

--Not Aaron. Unless I am.
replies 66Aug 26, 2017 5:09 PM +00:00

Oh, I'd suck him off. I think he's cute.

replies 67Aug 26, 2017 5:11 PM +00:00

R67 He appreciates that. And he agrees.

replies 68Aug 26, 2017 5:23 PM +00:00

R67 Aaron says to post a pic of your pretty pouty mouth and he'll render a verdict.

replies 69Aug 26, 2017 5:33 PM +00:00

Aaron Schock is a victim of systemic persecution and homophobia.


replies 70Aug 27, 2017 3:52 AM +00:00

Is he considered as odious as Ken Mehlman? Is it only because he's cute that I don't hate him as much as I hate Mehlman?

replies 71Aug 27, 2017 5:00 AM +00:00

R71 I don't know. Is it? Think about it and answer honestly.

replies 72Aug 27, 2017 5:03 AM +00:00

It's not as easy for me as you seem to think it should be, R72. I spent a long time hating Mehlman for being one of the people who implemented Rove's plan to use gay marriage as a wedge issue to get Bush reelected. I never heard of Aaron Schock, OTOH, before being introduced to him and his party-colored clothing and abs on DL, circa 2013.

replies 73Aug 27, 2017 5:21 AM +00:00

R73 Schock is a strict party-line Republican. He voted against gay marriage, against LGBT employment protections, against women's health. He went to Trump fundraisers, follows and likes ultra-conservative GOP leaders on social media. He is no doubt a hungry hungry cockgobbler and he no doubt would be embraced and fucked and fucked by the whole of the gay community because he's got a sick pack.

replies 74Aug 27, 2017 5:28 AM +00:00

Too bad that Merv Griffin wasn't asking the questions.

"So, is he a top? Oooooooh."

replies 75Aug 27, 2017 6:00 AM +00:00

R75 Good thing I'm not asking the questions. "So is he a top? HAHAHAAAAHAAAAAA!!!"

replies 76Aug 27, 2017 6:40 AM +00:00

So if Aaron does porn, you'll be fans, DL?

replies 77Aug 27, 2017 7:49 AM +00:00

Yea, but Merv was probably a bottom, R76.

replies 78Aug 27, 2017 8:00 AM +00:00

I thought he basically went underground and out of sight, off the grid long before Trump announced for president?

replies 79Aug 27, 2017 8:00 AM +00:00

R76 He did, but he resurfaced after his fall from grace with an odd unannounced appearance on the floor of Congress to greet the prime minister of India. He follows and likes posts from an Indian beauty queen who hung out with Indian diplomats at...wait for it...Donald Trump rallies. He's got some plot going with India.

As House members and senators gathered for a rare joint meeting with India's prime minister Wednesday, Aaron Schock made his presence known . The former Illinois congressman stood in the seventh aisle, among members, as senators walked into the House chamber for the meeting with Prime Minister Narendra Modi of India.
Roll Call
replies 80Aug 27, 2017 8:13 AM +00:00

He isn't going to do porn, R-whoever said that.

replies 81Aug 27, 2017 9:04 AM +00:00

R81 He is a little old for porn now. It would be such a short career it probably wouldn't be worth it. Also, he reportedly has a small dick and cries when he cums.

replies 82Aug 27, 2017 9:06 AM +00:00

The Indians wouldn't deal with him unless he was convicted for corruption. It's a badge of honor for them and a rite of passage.

replies 83Aug 27, 2017 10:24 AM +00:00

Aaron has been the victim of a witchhunt! He has been mocked and ridiculed. All you have to do to know his work ethic and commitment is look at his body! Aaron will be redeemed. He is innocent and evidence will prove it in a court of law. He will run for the Senate and he will win. There, he will accomplish all that Jared could not accomplish. He will stand up for gay, bisexual and transgender Americans! He will stand up for Jews and bring an end to this nation's embarrassing history of racism once and for all. He will broker peace in the Middle East. Do not forget that Jesus was persecuted too and now it's Aaron's turn unfortunately but like Jesus you will see him rise up like never before! His next chapter will be a hreat chapter. You will see. You'll see.

© 2006 WMG You'll See
--Shaherizadi, the Maharincess of Franistan
replies 84Aug 28, 2017 3:22 AM +00:00

He's got such a little boy face. Though, with that forehead, he won't age well. Poor dope.

replies 85Aug 28, 2017 3:20 PM +00:00

R85 Thanks to Botox and fillers...he'll be the cat lady in five to eight years, mark my words.

replies 86Aug 29, 2017 3:21 AM +00:00

"No, I am NOT!! And if you say that again I'll bitchslap you silly!"

replies 87Aug 29, 2017 6:30 AM +00:00

I can imagine Adam Kinzinger walking into the courtroom with a big black hat and a black veil covering his face and collective gasps heard throughout the room, while Aaron's defence team shake their heads in disbelief.

replies 88Aug 29, 2017 7:19 AM +00:00

I wonder how big his cock is. I've always said that a big cock can make up for a tiny personality.

replies 89Aug 29, 2017 7:23 AM +00:00


replies 90Aug 29, 2017 7:32 AM +00:00

Just like your pappy, R90. Just like your pappy. (Except I do it for free)

replies 91Aug 29, 2017 7:35 AM +00:00

Interesting...The Weekly Standard, a conservative magazine, is standing up for Schock and calling the investigation into his sexuality unconscionable.

A dozen years ago a friend and I, both of us new to the Capital, hosted a political fundraiser. It was the first time either of us had attempted such a thing, and the politician was a member of the Peoria school board—our home town—running for the Illinois state assembly named Aaron Schock. (You may recall that name, as Schock was indicted in 2016 for allegedly using taxpayer money to fund travel and events.) Fundraising isn't complicated: You just invite every single person you know who's of the same political party and twist their arms as much as you dare to write a check. Of course, while it may not be complicated, it isn’t easy. But Schock—an amazingly gifted politician—made it seem like a piece of cake. He had taken on a big challenge: His state assembly district was solidly Democratic and encompassed the poor sections of town, not exactly prime Republican voters. Schock proved to be a tireless campaigner who showed an amazing ability to reach out to the people in the district.
Weekly Standard
replies 92Aug 30, 2017 1:10 AM +00:00

Is he?

replies 93Aug 31, 2017 9:24 AM +00:00

We checked her natal chart and see that her trouble began over a year ago but she will be OK after this year is over. Also, with mars venus conjunct in taurus she is indeed a VERY horny woman!

--Erna (Vedic astrologer)
replies 94Aug 31, 2017 9:34 AM +00:00

R94 I'm a double Taurus. No wonder he and I had such great chemistry.

replies 95Aug 31, 2017 9:39 AM +00:00

So I'm assuming he answered no to question, correct?

replies 96Aug 31, 2017 9:48 AM +00:00

R96 His only answer is nunya damm bidness!

replies 97Aug 31, 2017 10:17 AM +00:00

R96 (Unless your cock is out and hard and big, in which case it's rude for him to talk with his gobbler full.)

replies 98Aug 31, 2017 10:18 AM +00:00

Looks like he's been wearing a lot of tight baseball caps with that forehead.

Yes, queens, baseball caps worn too much give you forehead lines! I've seen it with my own eyes.

replies 99Aug 31, 2017 10:19 AM +00:00

R99 that's from having his head pressed against the ledge of the headboard while he's pounded nightly.

replies 100Aug 31, 2017 10:23 AM +00:00

Ha ha.

replies 101Aug 31, 2017 10:36 AM +00:00

Peach emoji!

replies 102Sep 3, 2017 5:15 PM +00:00

I am no fan of Cockgobbler. If you can't help our community, don't do anything to hurt us. That Queen did a lot of things to hurt us. If she did penance by raising a couple million for HRC, etc., then I'd change my tune. I may even find it in my heart to forgive her for that horrible collection of espadrilles. It would be mighty saucy of Miss Cockgobbler to just assume our love and respect after the stunts she has pulled.

replies 103Sep 3, 2017 5:30 PM +00:00
If she did penance by raising a couple million for HRC

By which I hope you mean Hillary Rodham Clinton.

replies 104Sep 3, 2017 5:34 PM +00:00

R104 if you don't know what HRC means other than Hillary, you just might be a troll.

--HRC-is part of Gaiety 101
replies 105Sep 3, 2017 6:57 PM +00:00

R105 If you think I think someone should give money to the Human Rights Campaign as penance, or for any other reason, you just might be an idiot.

replies 106Sep 3, 2017 9:01 PM +00:00

So many threads on this same topic, but prosecutors are denying they asked about his sexuality.

Prosecutors say it is unsurprising that there are references to Schock's sexuality in witness statements.
replies 107Sep 4, 2017 7:25 AM +00:00

"So, Mr Schock, do you like it soft and smoothly up the man-cunt or do you like it so you're squealing like a stuck pig on razor wire?"

replies 108Sep 4, 2017 9:01 PM +00:00

R108 The harder the better, Comrade. If you don't see tears in my eyes, you're not hating me deep enough.

replies 109Sep 8, 2017 12:09 AM +00:00

Here's a new article journaling more bullshit on the certain road to dismissal of the case on the grounds that the cockgoblin is a conservative white dude.

Former U.S.
replies 110Sep 10, 2017 7:13 AM +00:00

If the blazer doesn't fit, you must acquit

replies 111Sep 10, 2017 7:22 AM +00:00

R111 Just because his massive rock hard crossfit pecs sent the buttons of his blazer flying doesn't mean it doesn't it. It just means he flexed.

replies 112Sep 10, 2017 7:34 AM +00:00

Gurl needs to get a clue

replies 113Sep 10, 2017 3:21 PM +00:00

If the belt you wear is turquoise, then you most likely prefer boys.

replies 114Sep 10, 2017 3:24 PM +00:00

Maybe he will accidentally pull down a guy's pants in a restroom

FUNNY STUFF! If you have not watched Little Britain yet... then you must not have been alive over the last few years. Awesomely funn stuff. I Bought their DV...
replies 115Sep 11, 2017 3:35 PM +00:00

If your belt is teal, you'll win on appeal.

replies 116Sep 11, 2017 4:39 PM +00:00

Naked claims!

Federal prosecutors from Springfield deny "outrageous" and "sensational" charges made in legal filings by former downstate congressman Aaron Schock that his sexuality has been a focus of overzealous investigators.
ABC7 Chicago
replies 117Sep 16, 2017 4:58 AM +00:00

The prosecutor was asking witnesses if he was gay? Puhleeeze, that's like an investigation into Helen Keller and asking witnesses if they thought she was blind.

replies 118Sep 16, 2017 5:08 AM +00:00

R118 He's not gay. He was born with a condition that requires weekly massage of the prostate for proper emotional balance, and a massive penis attached to a professional gymnast JUST HAPPENS to be the most easily available therapy. Saying that makes him gay is like saying everyone is gay after a colonoscopy. It's medical!!!

replies 119Sep 16, 2017 5:19 AM +00:00

From r117 -

"Schock's attorneys have said the alleged theft and fraud was not illegal or was sloppy bookkeeping at worst"

Try that one out in a courtroom if you aren't a white republican...

replies 120Sep 16, 2017 6:03 AM +00:00

R120 Accidental imbezzlement is not a crime. Any Ivy League defender learns that in his first law school class, "US Constitutional Law for Wealthy Whites."

replies 121Sep 16, 2017 6:08 AM +00:00

R121---do those Ivy Leaguers learn how to spell?

"Imbezzlement"---oh, dear.

replies 122Sep 16, 2017 6:11 AM +00:00

He's still my Despicable Hottie. I would inhale him.

1,241 Likes, 36 Comments - Aaron Schock (@aaronschock) on Instagram: “Glacier time.....makes you wanna jump, jump ???? #MCHammermeetKrisKross #iceicebaby”
replies 123Sep 16, 2017 6:15 AM +00:00

R123 You aren't bothered that he voted to limit freedoms for LGBT people? Do you prioritize worshipping a gym-built body over legal protections? I'm genuinely curious. If you are lucky enough to age and to be in a relationship with someone, I wonder whether you'd still value a stranger's appearance over the ability to visit someone you love in a hospital.

replies 124Sep 16, 2017 6:19 AM +00:00

First of all, R124, I don't believe in "LGBT people." Just say gay, baby. Secondly, you seem not to comprehend the word "despicable," which I realize Schock very obviously is, or I would not have invoked the word. Third point: once I inhaled him, I'd spit him out.

replies 125Sep 16, 2017 6:23 AM +00:00

R124 I'm a veteran of the hospital visiting era known as the 1980s. Not once was I not granted access to any patient I was there to visit, even when visiting hours were over.

replies 126Sep 16, 2017 6:24 AM +00:00

R125 Pretty sure you'd swallow and amhang around hoping for more even as he tightened the noose around your neck.

replies 127Sep 16, 2017 6:24 AM +00:00

R126 That's very fortunate for you. Many others are not as fortunate, particularly those in predominantly Christian areas of the South and Midwest. Even the Golden Girls dealt with this back in ye olde nineteen eighties in an episode in which the women were not allowed to see Rose in critical condition because they were not blood relatives.

replies 128Sep 16, 2017 6:27 AM +00:00

How many dudes has the cockgoblin been with? How many has he been with without condoms? Is he on PrEP? So many questions.

replies 129Sep 16, 2017 7:37 AM +00:00
You aren't bothered that he voted to limit freedoms for LGBT people? Do you prioritize worshipping a gym-built body over legal protections? I'm genuinely curious....

I thought that was an interesting comment too, R124--although, R123 attempts to "clean it up". But, this seems to be the gay Republican mindset (this doesn't necessarily mean you R123), and that is that many of them are willing to sacrifice their rightful freedoms for.... "what"?

replies 130Sep 16, 2017 7:39 AM +00:00

R130 For dick, that's what. And also because, like Aaron Schock, these are mostly white guys who assume that laws and policies against "those people" will not be used against them. Hospitals do enforce visitation rules--but if you are an old white guy in the South, they'll probably make an exception for you. Courts do enforce embezzlement laws--but if you are a Midwestern white republican congressman with a "The Honorable" title before your name, they'll probably make an exception for you. After all, why should a public servant with the decency to hide his homosexual shame from public view be punished for sloppy bookkeeping?

replies 131Sep 16, 2017 7:44 AM +00:00

Three snaps & a twirl--you GO, gurl!

replies 132Sep 16, 2017 7:53 AM +00:00

If the ass is like a catcher's mitt, you mustn't acquit.

replies 133Sep 16, 2017 8:04 AM +00:00

Does he dream of getting plowed by daddy Mike Pence while Mother makes dinner in the kitchen?

replies 134Sep 16, 2017 9:40 AM +00:00

But, R134, will there be salad?
replies 135Sep 16, 2017 10:05 AM +00:00

R135 Butt of course

replies 136Sep 16, 2017 10:09 AM +00:00

If Pence beat Schock's ass with all his repressed fury, he and Schock and I would all be satisfied.

replies 137Sep 16, 2017 10:14 AM +00:00

Now prance! Prance, girl. Now prance! Prance I said.

replies 138Sep 16, 2017 10:18 AM +00:00

Okay, the Prosecutors have denied these charges but what I find interesting is that Schock allowed his defense lawyers to use this as part of his strategy. What this tells me is that not only is he, (and has been) aware of all of these rumors but he runnning to "the gays" to help him get out of a jam. Uh-huh....

replies 139Sep 16, 2017 10:21 AM +00:00

It's been asked before but I'll ask again: How much cock would Aaron Schock suck if Aaron Schock would suck cock?

replies 140Sep 16, 2017 10:22 AM +00:00

R139 He's inching delicately toward coming out. I feel certain he has been shamed from this, became desperately, hit rock bottom, finally came out to his family, and now everything with that is pretty much fine and he's just holding onto the gay card because he is hoping he can play it as a trump card during his trial.

replies 141Sep 16, 2017 10:28 AM +00:00

He's slaying pussy in WeHo, he sends his love!

replies 142Sep 16, 2017 10:29 AM +00:00

I do think he should do porn. It just seems fitting for the trajectory of everything. Rising political star, fallen star, porn star, reality star, cable news pundit. Thoroughly modern career.

replies 143Sep 16, 2017 10:30 AM +00:00

Gag him with a massive penis until tears run down his cheeks! Spit roast him!

replies 144Sep 16, 2017 10:31 AM +00:00

R144 Are you a fan of his or just an altruistic adversary who wants his wishes to come true?

replies 145Sep 16, 2017 10:33 AM +00:00

Let him go!

--Marcus Bachmann
replies 146Sep 16, 2017 10:35 AM +00:00

Let him come!

--Self-Hating Gay DC
replies 147Sep 16, 2017 10:37 AM +00:00

Has he maintained his Photoshopped Men's Health body since his fall from grace?

replies 148Sep 16, 2017 10:39 AM +00:00

Where does Miss Thang get her income from these days?

replies 149Sep 16, 2017 10:39 AM +00:00

R149 Generous male admirers

replies 150Sep 16, 2017 10:42 AM +00:00
Where does Miss Thang get her income from these days?

She depends upon the kindness of strangers....

replies 151Sep 16, 2017 10:42 AM +00:00

And the audience roars!

They're all gonna laugh at you!
replies 152Sep 16, 2017 10:44 AM +00:00

R152 Mario Cantone should get an Emmy of Truth for that.

replies 153Sep 16, 2017 10:47 AM +00:00

What's his favourite position? Do you think he watched that weird subgenre of Mormon porn?

replies 154Sep 16, 2017 10:49 AM +00:00
Okay, the Prosecutors have denied these charges but what I find interesting is that Schock allowed his defense lawyers to use this as part of his strategy. What this tells me is that not only is he, (and has been) aware of all of these rumors but he runnning to "the gays" to help him get out of a jam. Uh-huh....

But, then let's assume that it is true. It's definitely some queen on the prosecution team that wanted him and couldn't have him.

Lesson to the uninformed; Don't mess with us--well, some of us anyway.

Or, it could be a gay prosecutor that wants to ail him to the wall for all of the anti-gay legislation she supported.

replies 155Sep 16, 2017 10:55 AM +00:00

R155 No, they are investigating unethical use of federal dollars. If he legitimately paid a consultant, fine. If he paid to have his powertop boyfriend fuck him across the globe, not OK. It's an ethics investigation.

replies 156Sep 16, 2017 10:57 AM +00:00

And, THAT'S what's in the Press Release, R156. LOL!!!

Remember Itay Hod...

replies 157Sep 16, 2017 11:01 AM +00:00

I remember Itay, and I think he did the right thing by outing him. (The way he did it may have been unnecessarily explicit, but I guess his flair for the dramatic made the story a lasting one.)

replies 158Sep 16, 2017 11:03 AM +00:00

I wonder if he charges his supporters more for bare access.

replies 159Sep 16, 2017 11:08 AM +00:00

Is he a Log Cabin Republican?

replies 160Sep 16, 2017 11:09 AM +00:00

He's not out, R160, so no.

replies 161Sep 16, 2017 11:14 AM +00:00

Do you think Paul Ryan ever let Schock gobble his cock?

replies 162Sep 16, 2017 11:51 AM +00:00

Aaron seems to be begging to be dragged out of his luxurious Eurotrash-appointed closet.

Aaron Schock's strategy to squashing those pesky gay rumors: Keep talking about them.
replies 163Sep 18, 2017 2:40 AM +00:00

Does he present hole at private Republican functions?

replies 164Sep 18, 2017 2:44 AM +00:00

Sister-friend really needs to stop wrinkling her forehead like that.

replies 165Sep 18, 2017 2:53 AM +00:00

R164 Too much competition from the young whores there. Republican gatherings are (really) magnets for gay prostitutes. Google it.

replies 166Sep 18, 2017 3:35 AM +00:00
And in response to reports that witnesses testified about Schock’s sexuality, prosecutors say they volunteered that information their own.

Oh, really?

“Out of the approximately 116 witness interview reports during the investigation and since the indictment, only 4 contain any references to Defendant Schock’s sexuality, and those references were initiated by the witness, not by the government.”


replies 167Sep 18, 2017 3:39 AM +00:00

R167 Do you think he's being targeted for his sexuality?? What a pity there's no LGBT community to stand up for his rights!

replies 168Sep 18, 2017 4:18 AM +00:00

R165 it's what is known on DL as "Poz Forehead".

replies 169Sep 18, 2017 6:19 AM +00:00
And in response to reports that witnesses testified about Schock’s sexuality, prosecutors say they volunteered that information their own.

But, here's the thing... forget about anything else... Why on earth would people want to talk about Schock's sexuality? What would be the relevance?

replies 170Sep 18, 2017 6:22 AM +00:00

R170 Here's what.

Investigator: Did you ever see Mr. Schock misappropriating public funds?

Witness: Only if you count the all-expenses-paid world tour he took his super-hung twinky gay lover on. He affectionately called him "the photographer."

Investigator: Are you saying this was a personal relationship? Do you have any evidence?

Witness: Just the constant nauseating smells of ass and jizz on Mr. Schock and his 'photographer' friend.

replies 171Sep 18, 2017 6:35 AM +00:00

So. He's a top, yes?

replies 172Sep 18, 2017 2:41 PM +00:00
So. He's a top, yes?
replies 173Sep 18, 2017 3:34 PM +00:00

R173 That made me laugh! Thank you!

replies 174Sep 18, 2017 3:35 PM +00:00

But he IS a top. Right?

replies 175Sep 18, 2017 4:32 PM +00:00

Yes, R175, he's on top of some guy's dick, riding it like his life depends on it.

replies 176Sep 18, 2017 4:39 PM +00:00

Schock as top...
replies 177Sep 19, 2017 3:29 AM +00:00

Get it, girl!

replies 178Sep 19, 2017 3:38 AM +00:00

"If he paid to have his powertop boyfriend fuck him across the globe......."

Lisa Stansfield's official music video for 'All Around The World'. Click to listen to Lisa Stansfield on Spotify:
--First thing I thought of
replies 179Sep 19, 2017 3:43 AM +00:00

My question is: 1) could the feds just access his private medical records and disclose he is on PrEP; or 2) does he forgo the PrEP because his sad self-hating ego gets off on the risk and high probability of contracting HIV from his gym-perfected tricks? Because one way or the other it's safe to assume the cockgobbler has at least one cumhungry hole.

replies 180Sep 19, 2017 3:49 AM +00:00

Schock, however, has lobbed allegations of misconduct, violations of his right to privacy, improper inquiries into his sexual orientation and personal life and — our favorite — making unflattering remarks about him.

People love a good conspiracy theory.You’ve probably heard some of them before.The government was behind
replies 181Sep 19, 2017 1:59 PM +00:00


replies 182Sep 20, 2017 1:02 AM +00:00

So when's he going to come out

replies 183Sep 20, 2017 6:39 AM +00:00

Awww...he's even cuter with bangs (bangsettes?).

Not to say that any act of sexual congress we might share would not begin with an hour of very stiff punishment.
replies 184Sep 20, 2017 6:55 AM +00:00

Them are dick suckin' lips!

replies 185Sep 20, 2017 6:55 AM +00:00
Ex-congressman Aaron Schock claims staffer dimed him out to the FBI

Not necessarily. Not, necessarily....
replies 186Sep 20, 2017 7:20 AM +00:00

R183 Never , being straight is all he's got left .

replies 187Sep 20, 2017 7:42 AM +00:00

The jig is up r187

replies 188Sep 20, 2017 7:54 AM +00:00

He's looking less boyish and more "rode hard . . ." to me.

replies 189Sep 20, 2017 7:56 AM +00:00

Some guy are so gay they needn't ever officially come out. Aaron is one of those guys.

replies 190Sep 20, 2017 8:06 AM +00:00

Did he really think the gays would embrace him after moving to WeHo? I hope they're spitting on him in the streets.

replies 191Sep 20, 2017 11:21 AM +00:00

R191 Most of the guys here want to blow him and Paul Ryan, for fuck's sake. If that's any indication of anything, the guys in West Hollywood are signing NDAs and filling him up every night.

replies 192Sep 20, 2017 12:53 PM +00:00

Did they also ask if he swallows? If not, missed opportunity for important intel.

replies 193Sep 29, 2017 6:28 AM +00:00
Sister-friend really needs to stop wrinkling her forehead like that.

Gurl, I been telling him that for years.

--the turqoise belt
replies 194Sep 29, 2017 6:42 AM +00:00

Turquoise belt died in a grease fire years ago.

replies 195Sep 29, 2017 9:26 AM +00:00

I heard he had the turquoise belt turned into a harness for Mid-Atlantic Leather week.

replies 196Sep 29, 2017 3:02 PM +00:00

Anyone see the Will and Grace reboot pilot? Will's story seemed inspired by Aaron Schock...

replies 197Sep 30, 2017 10:04 AM +00:00
Will's story seemed inspired by Aaron Schock...

Pink gingham shirt? Turquoise belt? Downton-inspired office decor?

replies 198Sep 30, 2017 10:14 AM +00:00

R198 He was writing angry letters to a handsome conservative congressman who he ended up flirting with, to the chagrin of Grace. Grace, for her part, hates Trump but eagerly takes a job redecorating the Oval Office after Karen uses her influence on her dear friend Melania.

Karen to Grace: "Melania asked if you're pretty. I told her, 'Not a threat.'"

replies 199Sep 30, 2017 10:28 AM +00:00

Thanks, R199. It sounds even worse than I remember.

replies 200Sep 30, 2017 10:30 AM +00:00

R200 It was a little stale and forced but after such a long time actually kind of impressive how well the show came across.

replies 201Sep 30, 2017 11:28 AM +00:00

Unless you are one of the people to whom that show comes across as impressive, R201, it is not a show that comes across as impressive. I shall be ignoring it as completely as I did seasons 3-end.

replies 202Sep 30, 2017 11:41 AM +00:00

Prosecutors asked water if it was wet

replies 203Sep 30, 2017 11:47 AM +00:00

He asked if it was moist, R203, not wet. Moist.

replies 204Sep 30, 2017 12:08 PM +00:00

Aaron got his Saturday pantses on!
replies 205Sep 30, 2017 4:27 PM +00:00

For someone who is so evidently into clothing and his appearance, why did he allow himself to tie his tie in that manner so that it hangs so low in R205? It is like an arrow pointing at his crotch. Oh...

replies 206Sep 30, 2017 8:52 PM +00:00

His ex Adam is hotter, in my opinion. Do we have shirtless pics of him?

replies 207Sep 30, 2017 9:21 PM +00:00

R207 Nope, Kinzinger seems to have controlled his public image, probably because of the military thing.

replies 208Oct 1, 2017 6:59 AM +00:00

You heathens! Schock and Kinzinger are still looking for the right girl! It will probably take them years looking on Grindr but they'll find her.

replies 209Oct 1, 2017 10:32 AM +00:00

Aaron is not gay. He is just fashionable. And has never touched a woman. Because he has good, decent Midwestern gentlemanliness and a pristine penis. He has never even had a wet dream because his milt is worth more per ounce than polonium and viscous juices of such value are not to be squandered. If he doesn't end up in prison, he'll be president!

--Says his dad.
replies 210Oct 1, 2017 10:36 AM +00:00

Grindr? As if! I hang out at The Abbey because I read here on Datalounge that a lot of straight females frequent there.

replies 211Oct 1, 2017 10:37 AM +00:00


replies 212Oct 1, 2017 10:38 AM +00:00

*The Abs-ey
replies 213Oct 1, 2017 10:41 AM +00:00

Does this turquoise belt make my ass look fuckable?

replies 214Oct 1, 2017 10:42 AM +00:00

R214 Honestly? Yes. Bend over and clench a little so I can feel something.

replies 215Oct 1, 2017 10:45 AM +00:00
replies 216Oct 1, 2017 10:50 AM +00:00

R216 Well that changes everything.

replies 217Oct 1, 2017 10:53 AM +00:00

How many secret messages do you think Paul Ryan passed to Aaron Schock?

British spies were experimenting with all kinds of invisible inks during the first World War. In 1915, one spy was quite excited to discover a rather handy way to create one. His secret ingredient? Semen.
replies 218Oct 1, 2017 4:53 PM +00:00

zero, r218. zero.

replies 219Oct 2, 2017 4:46 AM +00:00

He didn't pass them on in writing, R218, he passed them on in morse code whilst pounding his well-traversed mangina.

replies 220Oct 3, 2017 2:37 AM +00:00

He looks uncut.

replies 221Oct 3, 2017 3:13 AM +00:00

R221 That would be a deal breaker.

replies 222Oct 3, 2017 3:15 AM +00:00

Why the fuck isn’t this little queen in jail yet?

replies 223Oct 3, 2017 3:49 AM +00:00

R223 Because he sucks a good dick and he swallows and he has a hard body and he has been unwaveringly loyal to the GOP establishment. He's done everything right as far as keeping the men in charge happy.

replies 224Oct 3, 2017 3:51 AM +00:00

Guys with wide stances who tap their feet protect those who give them what they don't ask for, R223

replies 225Oct 3, 2017 4:05 AM +00:00

I bet he has mixed feelings about prison, hoping he'll share a cell with Chris Meloni and find true love.

replies 226Oct 3, 2017 12:17 PM +00:00

What Aaron expects to find in the big house.
replies 227Oct 3, 2017 12:56 PM +00:00

Dude is gonna get away with his crimes.

Court orders review of government filings for "false or misleading claims" in ex-congressman's criminal procedure.
replies 228Oct 4, 2017 12:38 PM +00:00

Why have the WeHo gays not driven him out yet?

replies 229Oct 4, 2017 1:10 PM +00:00

R229 Because he has a body they love and he's quasi famous, and gay men don't really care about morality or ethnics,

Too honest?

replies 230Oct 4, 2017 1:38 PM +00:00

I look forward to satisfying Mr. Aaron's Mandingo fantasies.
--Simon Adebisi
replies 231Oct 4, 2017 2:03 PM +00:00
He looks uncut.

Based on what?

replies 232Oct 4, 2017 2:51 PM +00:00

Prosecutors were caught lying and the judge was not happy about it. Could there be a dismissal?

replies 233Oct 4, 2017 5:14 PM +00:00

I hope the little bitch doesn't get away with it.

replies 234Oct 4, 2017 5:42 PM +00:00

No my name ain't cockgobbler, it's AARON! Miss Schock if you're nasty.

replies 235Oct 4, 2017 6:44 PM +00:00

He will get away with it. Of course he will. He's attractive, has no scruples, he's relatively young, white and male. He's gay but appropriately ashamed of his sexuality like Lindsey Graham, and you can be sure he will do any old man any favor that's necessary behind closed doors. You guys don't think our justice system works against people like this, do you? There's a reason he was an entirely party-line Republican. Because it pays dividends to sell out.

replies 236Oct 5, 2017 2:43 AM +00:00
He will get away with it.


replies 237Oct 5, 2017 6:49 AM +00:00

R237 We?

replies 238Oct 5, 2017 1:40 PM +00:00

Yeah. Very unusual for a Court to state it was misled by the prosecutor, particularly regarding something that isn't dispositive of any issue in the case. Judge is laying groundwork to find prosecutor failed to prove its case. Aaron must be damn good at gobbling cock.

replies 239Oct 5, 2017 7:24 PM +00:00

Rumor has it Aaron has zero gag reflex. He practiced throating circus balloons that he tied into the shape of penises (complete with testicles). Said balloons were approximately two feet long once finished and he swallowed them all the way down to the balloon balls.

--Practice makes perfect!
replies 240Oct 5, 2017 8:55 PM +00:00

Is he about to go to jail over $100,000?

replies 241Oct 5, 2017 9:02 PM +00:00
Why have the WeHo gays not driven him out yet?
R229] Because he has a body they love and he's quasi famous, and gay men don't really care about morality or ethnics,

Nobody “Oh dear’ed” this because it is true.

replies 242Oct 5, 2017 10:30 PM +00:00

R240 That sounds unbearably squeaky.

replies 243Oct 6, 2017 12:13 AM +00:00

R239 Are old straight men really suckers (yes, inevitable pun) for getting their cocks sucked? I mean, at this point he is so blessed that I actually believe he'a using his womanly wiles to get out of trouble...but gay men don't really care much at all about getting head. Do straight guys? Or are they too abusing Schock's well practiced butthole in exchange for getting him out of trouble?

replies 244Oct 6, 2017 12:16 AM +00:00

He's definitely cut.

And he has amazing nips.

replies 245Oct 6, 2017 1:11 AM +00:00

R245 How exactly can you say "definitely"?

Abd what about his nipples are amazing?

replies 246Oct 6, 2017 1:15 AM +00:00

R245 sounds like he has some first hand experience

replies 247Oct 6, 2017 1:59 AM +00:00

Or some first MOUTH experience.

replies 248Oct 6, 2017 1:07 PM +00:00

Would anyone here date him? Like entertain a relationship with the troubled manboy?

replies 249Oct 6, 2017 1:15 PM +00:00

Never R249. Never.

replies 250Oct 6, 2017 1:18 PM +00:00

I'd raid her closet & wear her designer clothes!

replies 251Oct 6, 2017 1:37 PM +00:00

Never EVER, R250? What WOULD you do?

replies 252Oct 6, 2017 1:56 PM +00:00

I wouldn't even want to be in the same room that he is in R252. I have this problem. I simply don't like or tolerate people who do things against my interests and/or hate me for who I am. I'm even less tolerate of those who are like me too but will still do things against our interests rather than remaining silent at best. I wouldn't even shake his hand but would give an nod of acknowledgement with a face full of scorn, and walk away.

replies 253Oct 6, 2017 2:02 PM +00:00

Why not take the hypothetical opportunity instead to tell him why what he did was wrong and how it hurt you personally?

replies 254Oct 6, 2017 2:05 PM +00:00

Because it wouldn't even phase an opportunist. It would simply be a waste of breath. Therefore, there is no need to waste time explaining anything to him. I prefer spending my time working to get rid of and ignore such people.

replies 255Oct 6, 2017 2:12 PM +00:00

R255 That's interesting! Do you think he's pathologically opportunistic? I have been thinking of him mainly as a closeted gay guy as his dominant identity, but I bet opportunism is even more pronounced. And narcissism, but I frankly am never surprised when gay men are pathological narcissists.

replies 256Oct 6, 2017 2:17 PM +00:00
That's interesting! Do you think he's pathologically opportunistic?

From what I have read about him. He seems to depend upon the kindness of older gentlemen many times for housing, jobs, professional access, etc. His flaunting and teasing that tight little body, six pack abs, and perky ass, has gotten him everything he has wanted from these gentlemen of means. BUT, when he wants to get FUCKED... err... have fun, he covers "all expenses paid" trips for his young buck. I've never seen a picture of him traveling with any of the nice and kind older gentlemen of means.

replies 257Oct 6, 2017 2:29 PM +00:00

R257 So he's a legit prostitute

replies 258Oct 6, 2017 2:37 PM +00:00

I don't know if I would call it prostitution, R258. I mean... is it his fault that these older and nice gentlemen, who have this fixation over youth, do nice things for him and give him nice things, just because he walks around in his underwear every so often? Or, is caught walking naked from the shower to the bathroom? Or, gently caresses the elderly gentleman's arm or hand?

replies 259Oct 6, 2017 2:53 PM +00:00

R259 No homo is paying for gentle caresses. They pay for booze, bodies, butts and cock.

replies 260Oct 6, 2017 2:54 PM +00:00

Aw c'mon now, R260. There are many young gay men that string along the foolish elderly men--"But, I was always honest with him", to get what they want. Some do it sub-consciously while others are very, very, VERY, aware of what they are doing.

replies 261Oct 6, 2017 3:08 PM +00:00

R261 OK, then, emotional whore. Can we agree on that?

Actually, he's midlife now and he's being tried on multiple counts so his "honorable houseboy" status HAS to have given way to "ass for room and board" status.

replies 262Oct 6, 2017 3:12 PM +00:00

Prostitution Whore!!!

replies 263Oct 6, 2017 3:14 PM +00:00

He's going to get off scott free, try to get a reality show or become a lobbyist with his ties to India.

replies 264Oct 6, 2017 3:16 PM +00:00

I feel certain he loves being spit roasted and gang banged. What's the most dicks he's had inside him in a 24-hour period?

replies 265Oct 6, 2017 3:56 PM +00:00


Anti-gay GOP Congressman Aaron Schock just got one step closer to being forced out of the closet as CBS journalist Itay Hod `goes there.`
AMERICAblog News
replies 266Oct 6, 2017 4:42 PM +00:00

Ever since he was elected to Congress, Aaron Schock gladly partook in, and fed, the Republican party’s virulent homophobia:

Schock voted against adding sexual orientation to the already-existing hate crimes law. Schock voted against the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. Schock opposes the repeal of DOMA. Schock is against gay marriage; and Schock is for the Federal Marriage Amendment, which would add language to the US Constitution banning gay marriage and likely striking down every gay rights law and ordinance in the country. So to the degree that the Republican party, and Republican voters, would punish Aaron Schock were he to come out as openly gay, part of the blame for the GOP’s ire goes to Aaron Schock himself, who has been happy to feed the party’s culture of homophobia.

Suddenly, Aaron Schock becomes a bit less victim, and a bit more perp.

replies 267Oct 6, 2017 4:44 PM +00:00

So interesting reviewing who he follows on Instagram. All the women's profiles are public. All the jocky young studs have private profiles. If I were a federal investigator, I'd know where to start digging for secrets.

replies 268Oct 6, 2017 4:57 PM +00:00

Remember when he used to follow Tom Daley?

replies 269Oct 6, 2017 6:52 PM +00:00

R269 That's funny. Since he's clearly a bottom and Daley's clearly a bottom, I wonder what his fantasies involved. Scissor sisters?

replies 270Oct 7, 2017 6:21 AM +00:00

Daley is the top with DLB r270, Lance is a big ole bottom.

replies 271Oct 7, 2017 6:43 AM +00:00

R271 That is just simply impossible to imagine. Tom Daley looks like a little Christmastime countertop figurine.

replies 272Oct 7, 2017 6:47 AM +00:00

I think Schock is a top or at least versatile. His blond boy toy photographer was definitely a bottom. And that's someone he was actually fucking, not just following on IG.

replies 273Oct 7, 2017 8:30 AM +00:00

I guess an opportunist as he is described above would probably be versatile by default. Especially given his extereme closetedness. He probably just takes any opportunity for down-low dick or butt or male companionship.

--Not gay! Just stylish!!
replies 274Oct 7, 2017 8:48 AM +00:00

He'll be famous if he doesn't end up in prison.

Says his proud daddy.

replies 275Oct 7, 2017 11:57 AM +00:00

All my hard work was on behalf of the Pubic.

replies 276Oct 7, 2017 12:02 PM +00:00


replies 277Oct 7, 2017 12:13 PM +00:00

Has no one here hooked up with him? Surely this place is anonymous enough to protect your NDA...

replies 278Oct 7, 2017 2:41 PM +00:00
Aw c'mon now, [R260]. There are many young gay men that string along the foolish elderly men--"But, I was always honest with him", to get what they want. Some do it sub-consciously while others are very, very, VERY, aware of what they are doing.

Maybe in the movies. In real life most of these boys are fellating a permanently flaccid penis or rimming an 80 year old hole -- or on all fours covering their ears while the old dude attempts to insert his wet noodle cock in their bunghole. If Aaron does not have to suffer such degradations she may truly be the luckiest little f@ggot in the world.

replies 279Oct 7, 2017 3:18 PM +00:00

"Schock voted against adding sexual orientation to the already-existing hate crimes law."

His entire career is a hate crime.

replies 280Oct 7, 2017 3:21 PM +00:00

R280 including the loads he has swallowed to "get a head"? (Tee hee.)

replies 281Oct 7, 2017 3:24 PM +00:00

Any news?

replies 282Oct 10, 2017 3:26 PM +00:00

Sashay, Shante!

replies 283Oct 10, 2017 3:35 PM +00:00

Y'all just jealous , bitches of satanic verse
--The green eyed monster of Data Lounge
replies 284Oct 10, 2017 3:56 PM +00:00


replies 285Oct 11, 2017 2:03 PM +00:00

Damn, what a looker.

replies 286Oct 11, 2017 5:53 PM +00:00

R286 You wanna bang him? Asking for a friend.

replies 287Oct 12, 2017 2:14 PM +00:00

Wish I could.

replies 288Oct 12, 2017 3:30 PM +00:00

R288 We know you do, Aaron.

replies 289Oct 12, 2017 3:39 PM +00:00

The str8 bro lover speaks!

“.@RepKinzinger: "If you defend and give your life for your country it doesn't matter if you're left or right." #TheStory”
replies 290Oct 20, 2017 2:53 PM +00:00

What toppings does Aaron eat on his pizza? Inquiring minds want to know.

replies 291Oct 24, 2017 3:58 PM +00:00

He doesn't eat pizza , no much fat and carbohydrates

replies 292Oct 24, 2017 4:45 PM +00:00

A judge threw out two charges.

“At this stage in the litigation, the court is simply concerned with the sufficiency of the indictment ...”

Has he had sufficient???

The judge in former Rep. Aaron Schock corruption case threw out 2 charges and left open the possibility that others could be before trial begins in January.
Roll Call
replies 293Oct 28, 2017 4:16 AM +00:00

Where are his dick picks?

replies 294Oct 28, 2017 6:54 AM +00:00

Judge Tosses Charges

Aaron Tosses Salads

replies 295Oct 28, 2017 6:55 AM +00:00

R294 you’re assuming he has a dick worth seeing. That body is obviously compensating...

replies 296Oct 28, 2017 6:57 AM +00:00

Def not hung, luckily he's a bottom.

replies 297Oct 28, 2017 10:34 AM +00:00

Aaron Schock is hiding out in the open. Whether he is gay or not has neverbeen a question for me. Of course he is gay, but he is profiting by being not gay. So since it is all about the announcement he can always hide out in the open. As for his lovers I would assume that they are people who are also hiding out in the open. So that's why there is no Page Six article about some former lovers. Anderson Cooper was that way before he announced he was gay. As was Ricky Martin. The only struggle they really have about being gay is how will it profit me? Being openly gay in public can still change your social and economic standing in the world. Ask Tyler Perry. And Schock raised a great deal of money for the Republican party so he will always be helped as long as Establishment Republicans rule the party. And if a moment opens up where being openly gay will really profit him then, and only then, will he come out.

replies 298Oct 28, 2017 11:56 AM +00:00

Schock will come out. I would not be at all surprised if he were the one who asked where the leaked cock shot is. (Really.) At this point, he has one foot in the pool by trying to use his sexuality rumors as a legal defense for dismissal of his case. With one leaked bit of evidence of his homosexuality, he’ll be “forced” out of the closet, and that will be both a major distraction from the lawsuit and he can claim the leak was part of a liberal gay witchhunt. And to the discredit of the LGBT community, OUT, the Advocate and all other queer media organizations will embrace him with puff pieces and of course photos of his nearly nude body. It’s all so predictable.

replies 299Oct 28, 2017 12:16 PM +00:00

I only live in West Hollywood because I couldn't afford Beverly Hills and Peoria doesn't have a Gucci store nearby.

replies 300Oct 28, 2017 1:14 PM +00:00

Kevin Spacey’s fucked up statement is evidence of why it is so dangerous to enable dangerous men to protect their secret sexual identities.

Aaron Schock, your time is up. Come out now or be exposed. You do read this. Come out on your own or be dragged by the wagon.

replies 301Oct 30, 2017 2:48 AM +00:00

And I still believe he will never come out because being seen as straight is the only thing he's got left .

replies 302Oct 30, 2017 5:21 AM +00:00

R302 Evidence of his SO SHAMEFUL TRUTH is out there. I am certain he is counting on someone releasing it. He wants to use it for sympathy in the weird evidence his lawyers are amasssing to make a case the feds are picking on him because of his sexual secrets. Also, he is living in West Hollywood and out of politics now. He doesn’t have the courage to come out, but he secretly is desperate to be outed so he can just live his homo life.

replies 303Oct 30, 2017 5:27 AM +00:00

Has she been spotted out & about at any WeHo halloween events this year? Which slutty outfit did she choose!? Enquiring minds want to know.
replies 304Oct 30, 2017 5:45 AM +00:00

He should go as the Dowager Countess.

It would be funny if he ran across another guy dressed in the infamous gingham shirt/teal belt combo.

replies 305Oct 30, 2017 6:13 AM +00:00

"I'm only dressing in drag because it's Halloween & I can get away with it!!"

--'Toxic Schock'
replies 306Oct 30, 2017 6:16 AM +00:00

Does he look at DL?

replies 307Oct 30, 2017 10:12 AM +00:00

R307 He has seen it. Of course. Rumors swirl about him, people say he’s hot and now there are regular reports about him. He likes some on Twitter. He definitely googles himself and this site shows up when you google him. Yes, he reads this.

Just be honest about yourself, Aaron. Life will be better.

replies 308Oct 30, 2017 3:43 PM +00:00

Aaron Schock has never been accused of or even rumored to have propositioned minors.

replies 309Oct 30, 2017 3:50 PM +00:00

He might've propositioned MINERS, however.

replies 310Oct 30, 2017 6:04 PM +00:00

I was drunk when I renovated my office!

--Cockgobbler, taking notes on Spacey's excuses.
replies 311Oct 30, 2017 6:06 PM +00:00

Wait, is he gay?

replies 312Nov 6, 2017 3:07 PM +00:00

R312 Nope, waiting for the right girl. It may take years searching at bars in West Hollywood but he'll find her.

replies 313Nov 6, 2017 4:13 PM +00:00

R313 Oh, good. I don’t think gays should serve in US Congress. It sends a poor message to the world that we, the gays, lack integrity.

replies 314Nov 7, 2017 2:57 AM +00:00

Does a disgraced congressman who has no chance of being on the cover of a men’s magazine half naked again still work out eight days a week?

replies 315Nov 9, 2017 7:29 AM +00:00
Does a disgraced congressman who has no chance of being on the cover of a men’s magazine half naked again still work out eight days a week?

Does a tree falling in the middle of a forest with no one around to hear it still make a noise?

--What's the point!?
replies 316Nov 9, 2017 7:35 AM +00:00

R316 Prison sex fantasies, moron. Is he in a schlumpy depression or pouring all that nervous tension into muscle??

replies 317Nov 9, 2017 8:10 AM +00:00

Come out, come out wherever you are!

Billie Burke sings Come Out, Come Out...
replies 318Nov 16, 2017 1:20 AM +00:00
Prison sex fantasies, moron.

Ah, yes. What WAS I thinking!?

replies 319Nov 16, 2017 1:26 AM +00:00

Aaron liked this meme-ish thing on insta a few days ago. It's not even the fact it comes from something called "conservative comedy" (an oxymoron, and none of it's posts actually seem to be comedic), but just the sheer juvenile nature of it. It seemed quite below the level of a former congressman to like it, but the like button speaks for itself.

5,236 Likes, 132 Comments - Conservative Comedy (@conservative_comedy_) on Instagram: “If they want to take down statues because they're "offensive and disgusting" then maybe when us…”
replies 320Nov 16, 2017 1:44 AM +00:00

R320 He’s deplorable.

replies 321Nov 16, 2017 1:58 PM +00:00

Anyone here fuck him?

replies 322Nov 22, 2017 5:53 PM +00:00

At least so far nobody has accused him of assault.

replies 323Nov 23, 2017 3:51 AM +00:00

Aaron Schock is a sad, screwed up guy. Ahh, we're all screwed up to a certain degree, but life in the closet is dangerous and destructive. Schock tangled his life into a stupid, unlawful charade because he wouldn't/couldn't/didn't want to come out of the closet. No one can lie, cheat, steal and deceive that much before it spins out of control.

replies 324Nov 23, 2017 4:52 AM +00:00

Today's Gobble Gobble day!

replies 325Nov 23, 2017 5:58 AM +00:00

Here’s a fun thing. A cartoonishly bodybuildery, super-pocket-gay local NYC Fox reporter-slash-fashion designer called Baruch Shemtov tagged the cockgoblin (along with blushy emoji!) in a photo of himself with Garth Brooks. There’s a video of him on Joy Behar’s old HLN show extolling the virtues of facial fillers. Absolutely fagulous!

It’s impossible that this guy isn’t a gang bang sling bottom. Does that mean that our dear Aaron might be.....vers????!


520 Likes, 52 Comments - Baruch Shemtov (@baruchtv) on Instagram: “Friends in high places. @garthbrooks”
replies 326Dec 5, 2017 1:34 AM +00:00

Is he out now? I’m confused.

replies 327Dec 5, 2017 1:50 AM +00:00

He tagged him because aaron posted with "👌🏽" in that same thread. He was responding with the blushy emoji to the 👌🏽, which is Republican for "Let's fuck again soon".

replies 328Dec 5, 2017 2:53 AM +00:00

R328 So I he out now?

replies 329Dec 5, 2017 2:57 AM +00:00

Your gayess is as good as mine (gayess is gay for "guess". Make it happen people!)

replies 330Dec 5, 2017 3:08 AM +00:00

Shemtov and Schock have had sexual chemistry for ages now. Exhibit A:

Day 2 Wrap Up with Congressmen Aaron Schock and Baruch Shemtov. Facebook -- Twitter -- http://www.twit...
--Get a room, girls!
replies 331Dec 5, 2017 3:21 AM +00:00

Lol the comments in r331’s link.

replies 332Dec 5, 2017 3:32 AM +00:00


Although recorded days before his resignation from the United States Congress, it is clear that Craig saw the future of Mr. Schock. Talk about bi-partisanship.
replies 333Dec 5, 2017 3:41 AM +00:00

His fuck buddy is sexy but might be better if you put a bag over his head.
replies 334Dec 5, 2017 3:46 AM +00:00

Baruch was way cuter before he bulked up. Not everyone looks good with a body like that.

replies 335Dec 5, 2017 3:49 AM +00:00

Here they are again, courting in a hotel lobby!

Congressman Aaron Schock of Illinois talks the economy and the youth vote. Many more updates from the Republican National Convention to come! http://www.wayw...
replies 336Dec 5, 2017 3:51 AM +00:00

Which one of you hos posted this? :D

Giuliana Rexic 6 minutes ago Aaron can't look Baruch in the eye because the sexual chemistry will fuck up his train of thought and he'll be unable to speak. We've all been there, girl!

replies 337Dec 5, 2017 3:53 AM +00:00

Aaron looks rather homely in those videos. His face is better for stills than live action. He’s skeletal with a weird mouth.

And Shemtov is...a reporter? Questionable.

replies 338Dec 5, 2017 3:01 PM +00:00

This Baruch guy is a newscaster in New York City and he has fewer than 5k Twitter followers? Even with a shirtless steroidal photo in his profile? He must be really poor at his job.

replies 339Dec 5, 2017 3:04 PM +00:00

Baruch was totally my type until he hit the steroids.

replies 340Dec 5, 2017 4:32 PM +00:00

R340 His body is ridiculous in the traditional sense of “ridiculous.” If he were 6’4”, he might come across as freakishly hard bodied and intimidating. Since he looks to be about 5’4” he’s more like a teacup pug bred to have the build and stance of a bulldog. It’s not cute and it’s not hot. He really got carried away with the self-inflation.

replies 341Dec 6, 2017 12:15 AM +00:00
Here’s a fun thing. A cartoonishly bodybuildery, super-pocket-gay local NYC Fox reporter-slash-fashion designer called Baruch Shemtov tagged the cockgoblin (along with blushy emoji!) in a photo of himself with Garth Brooks.

What am I missing? I don't see cockgoblin tagged in that photo. What's Aaron's IG name?

replies 342Dec 6, 2017 8:52 AM +00:00

Never mind, I found it! Aaron has me blocked on IG lol

replies 343Dec 6, 2017 8:59 AM +00:00

R343 What did you say to him to get blocked?

replies 344Dec 6, 2017 11:03 PM +00:00

I don't remember...he blocked me back in the day when he was still employed & jet-setting around the world with Jonathon.

replies 345Dec 7, 2017 4:33 AM +00:00

Aaron was more fun when he was in Congress jetting around on the taxpayer dime and doing things like tangoeing in Argentina.

replies 346Dec 7, 2017 4:51 AM +00:00

The cockgoblin cockgobbler just followed this astute political analyst on IG, further solidifying his straightness.

8,083 Followers, 828 Following, 356 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Seba Brocchi (@sebabrocchi)
replies 347Dec 9, 2017 4:30 AM +00:00

Also followed this heterosexual a few days ago. His name is McWhorter.

1,214 Likes, 20 Comments - Taylor McWhorter (@taylor.mcwhorter) on Instagram: “Timmy was an average kid that no one understood??”
replies 348Dec 9, 2017 4:32 AM +00:00

Damn...Aaron likes 'em YOUNG. Careful, gurl!

replies 349Dec 9, 2017 6:21 AM +00:00 he out? Or does no one care enough about him to bother outing him?

replies 350Dec 9, 2017 12:08 PM +00:00 he out?

I don't think he's officially out or it would have made news.

replies 351Dec 9, 2017 1:16 PM +00:00

According to my sources, he's living back in Peoria with mommy & daddy.

replies 352Dec 9, 2017 1:19 PM +00:00

Does Daddy still think his son is straight?

replies 353Dec 9, 2017 1:21 PM +00:00

So he’s living in his childhood closet while sliding into DMs of 18 year old boys who model makeup and croptops on Instagram as he awaits his federal imbezzlement hearing. That’s way less shameful than being a homo.

replies 354Dec 9, 2017 1:27 PM +00:00

Itay Hod outed him a few years ago.

replies 355Dec 9, 2017 3:22 PM +00:00

R355 He never came out. No one officially ever asked him on record, and he left Washington in disgrace. He voted against civil rights for LGBT people while he was in Congress, he was “accused” by Hod’s thinly veiled story, and then he was chased out of Washington because of a medley of alleged financial excuses, but with all interested people’s real interest being either his appearance or his sexuality. His defense has even argued that he is being probed because of his rumored sexuality.

He needs to come out officially. And I feel like the coward is practically begging someone to do it for him, given the office decor and the Men’s Health cover and his lawyers’ defense that the case against him is trying to use a sexuality claim against him, not to mention his brazen following of jocks and makeup wearing twinks on Instagram.

replies 356Dec 9, 2017 11:09 PM +00:00

What's the best gay bar in Peoria?

--Asking for a friend
replies 357Dec 10, 2017 5:29 AM +00:00

Les Bos, of course!
replies 358Dec 10, 2017 5:48 AM +00:00

Don’t ask

--Never tell
replies 359Apr 8, 2018 4:42 PM +00:00


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replies 360Apr 8, 2018 5:05 PM +00:00

Legal update.

On the surface, former Republican U.S.
replies 361Apr 8, 2018 5:19 PM +00:00

Im loving these IG and SC convos. Are you the other side of them, someone send them to you? What are your plans with them?

replies 362Apr 8, 2018 5:25 PM +00:00

His new pilot, EVERYBODY LOVES AARON, was just picked up by Logo.

replies 363Apr 9, 2018 3:11 AM +00:00

That second Instagram message makes the sender look desperate with three days of messages. These are screen caps from Instagram so unless they exchanged number or SnapChat profiles we wont be getting pics from there. I don't even think it would be all that interesting to look at, jut like Drake Bell's nudes.

replies 364Apr 9, 2018 3:18 AM +00:00





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--C U Next Tuesday!
replies 365Apr 9, 2018 3:27 AM +00:00

Source r365?

replies 366Apr 9, 2018 3:58 AM +00:00

R384, a pic in one of the Schock threads is definitely from SC.

replies 367Apr 9, 2018 4:06 AM +00:00


replies 368Apr 9, 2018 4:06 AM +00:00

So we've got screen shots of Schock DMing guys?

replies 369Apr 9, 2018 7:15 AM +00:00

Careful you know that the Dowager Countess of Peoria is well aware of Dataloung, but share away!

replies 370Apr 9, 2018 2:03 PM +00:00


replies 371Apr 9, 2018 2:09 PM +00:00

So many clues...

What exactly is that censored pic supposed to be? What are these cryptic sets of alphanumerics? Why do the letters in the author's signatures spell "HAND CUNT"?

I feel like Sandy in "The Net"!

replies 372Apr 9, 2018 5:32 PM +00:00

I clicked several times trying to get the video to play...

replies 373Apr 9, 2018 5:34 PM +00:00

Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien!

--Mlle. Cockgobbler of Peoria/WeHo
replies 374Apr 9, 2018 5:38 PM +00:00

Check out the posts starting with R564 in this thread.

The Peoria Journal Star reported back in October the judge was bleating about 'falsehoods' made by the prosecutor about the Cockgobbler. What then? Well?
the DataLounge
replies 375Apr 9, 2018 5:40 PM +00:00

Is the insider an ex of Aaron's?

replies 376Apr 9, 2018 5:54 PM +00:00

Is this him saying he’s a top??

replies 377Apr 9, 2018 8:46 PM +00:00

Of course he’s a top. They don’t put bottoms on the cover of Men’s Health.

replies 378Apr 10, 2018 6:52 AM +00:00

Aaron is a dirty boy.

replies 379Apr 10, 2018 6:56 AM +00:00

Just a reminder.

replies 380Apr 10, 2018 7:04 AM +00:00

While I’m not a fan of the belt, that rest of the outfit is perfectly fine for a nice outdoor garden party.

replies 381Apr 10, 2018 7:06 AM +00:00

R381 Perhaps, but I would've chosen something more like this.
--Senatrice Lindsey
replies 382Apr 10, 2018 7:31 AM +00:00

He wanted to wear this, but then decided it might be a little over-the-top....

For this costume, you will require some experience in making a corset (or you could buy one). with intermediate to advanced ability in sewing Difficulty factor - 8 - 10 All videos for making...
Tracy's Costuming World
replies 383Apr 10, 2018 7:40 AM +00:00


replies 384Apr 10, 2018 10:11 AM +00:00


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replies 386Apr 10, 2018 5:22 PM +00:00

re: r385

who can discern anything?

replies 387Apr 10, 2018 5:29 PM +00:00

R385, give us a little less crop

replies 388Apr 10, 2018 5:31 PM +00:00

All in good time, my dear. All in good time.

Found on Google from
replies 389Apr 11, 2018 2:31 AM +00:00


replies 390Apr 12, 2018 2:52 PM +00:00

Plus R383, it wouldn't quite fit in with the Downton Abbey decor that started this whole mess.

replies 391Apr 12, 2018 3:31 PM +00:00

R391 He would never wear that. It covers far too much. Aaron wants to be admired and worshipped, and the only way that’s ever going to happen is when he takes off his clothes.

--He ain’t no Rhodes scholar.
replies 392Apr 12, 2018 11:56 PM +00:00

Campaign committee of disgraced former Rep. @aaronschock still owes ** $747,000 ** in legal fees to @JonesDay — law firm where White House Counsel Don McGahn worked before becoming @POTUS' top WH lawyer. - /…

“NEW: Campaign committee of disgraced former Rep. @aaronschock still owes ** $747,000 ** in legal fees to @JonesDay — law firm where White House Counsel Don McGahn worked before becoming @POTUS' top WH lawyer.”
--Ruh roh!
replies 393Apr 13, 2018 2:36 PM +00:00

She’s now following this guy...does this mean she’s not a racist deplorable, or that she just fetishizes the bbc?

436 Likes, 22 Comments - N_Mase (@n_mase) on Instagram: “Vida en la playa #Mexico #BeachLife #Summer17 #Snorkel”
replies 394Apr 15, 2018 2:46 AM +00:00

Aaron is definitely gay. I can't tell you how I know, but I know.

replies 395Apr 15, 2018 10:31 AM +00:00

^^ Helen Keller! Welcome to DL!

replies 396Apr 15, 2018 1:00 PM +00:00

R395 Why can’t you tell us you fucked him? Did you sign an NDA?

replies 397Apr 15, 2018 1:01 PM +00:00

Aaron is Michael Grimm’s “friend and benefactor.”

“@omarvaid @susjpratt @TrueFactsStated Thanks, @omarvaid – much appreciated! By the way, IL-18 is the congressional district that was once represented by Grimm’s friend and benefactor, former U.S. Rep. Aaron Schock.”
replies 398Apr 15, 2018 1:09 PM +00:00