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Have you ever been homeless?

I need some tips.

Where's a good place to park and sleep, if you're living out of your car?

I'll have a kitty with me, where should I put the litter box?

Best place to shower and use the restroom that's free?

Brandon's campaign is up to $450. Someone donated money today.

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by Anonymousreply 412March 8, 2018 2:33 PM

Why are you posting Brandon's gofundme page instead of your own?

by Anonymousreply 1September 24, 2014 12:58 PM

Why repost tbis when the first thread became a trainwreck that got deleted with many other Brandon threads ???

by Anonymousreply 2September 24, 2014 12:59 PM

BYE

FELICIA

by Anonymousreply 3September 24, 2014 1:21 PM

Hullo, Brandon.

by Anonymousreply 4September 24, 2014 11:39 PM

No, I've never been homeless -- but if schizophrenics can manage it, so can you.

by Anonymousreply 5September 25, 2014 1:51 AM

Please. Tell me more about gofundme. If I had $450, I would feel like the biggest Powerball winner ever!

by Anonymousreply 6September 25, 2014 1:59 AM

No, but I've definitely been mellow.

AND I've been to me!

by Anonymousreply 7September 25, 2014 2:09 AM

This is Brandon. I didn't post this!

But thanks, OP!

I did get a job, finally!

by Anonymousreply 8September 25, 2014 2:09 AM

R7, have you ever been to the Isle of Greece?

by Anonymousreply 9September 25, 2014 2:10 AM

Can you believe some idiot named Todd B. gave him $50 yesterday?

More like Re-Todd.

by Anonymousreply 10September 25, 2014 2:11 AM

Brandon, what does your top contributor get from you?

by Anonymousreply 11September 25, 2014 2:13 AM

R11 A complimentary bottoming.

by Anonymousreply 12September 25, 2014 2:16 AM

Brandon, so what is your new job?

by Anonymousreply 13September 25, 2014 2:39 AM

Gigolo?

by Anonymousreply 14September 25, 2014 2:40 AM

I've never even been mellow.

by Anonymousreply 15September 25, 2014 3:03 AM

R13, I'm selling Kirby vacuums.

by Anonymousreply 16September 25, 2014 4:58 AM

Do they still make Kirby Vacuums? Or are you selling the "factory refurbished" ones from Big Lots?

by Anonymousreply 17September 25, 2014 7:41 AM

R17, yes they do. This year is their 100th anniversary. The one I'm selling isn't sold in stores. After taxes it's over $2500. Definitely not refurbished.

by Anonymousreply 18September 25, 2014 8:02 AM

How many have you sold?

How many do you expect to sell?

How many people, like myself, have purchased or will purchase the Shark Navigator for $169, and will be perfectly happy with it?

by Anonymousreply 19September 25, 2014 8:14 AM

No.. because I live in a welfare state.

by Anonymousreply 20September 25, 2014 3:31 PM

Brandon, I hope you're doing better. Things will turn around if you work hard. I am really happy for you that you have a job.

Are you homeless though? How is you cat?

If I had any extra money myself I would have contributed to your GoFundMe campaign. But money's tight for me too.

by Anonymousreply 21September 25, 2014 3:50 PM

Brandon, I have a housekeeper and she brings her own vacuum. Good luck though. If you were selling other things I wanted I might be interested. Like your butt.

by Anonymousreply 22September 25, 2014 4:33 PM

From actuary to vacuum cleaner salesman?

Wow, that's pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 23September 25, 2014 4:40 PM

At least it's work asshole r23.

by Anonymousreply 24September 25, 2014 6:15 PM

R21, I've managed to keep my place. My dad has paid my rent. My electricy has been off but hopefully once I sell some Kirbys that'll be fixed. The cat is good! Maybe a little hungry.

I haven't sold any yet. I'm still in training. I should start going to appointments on Monday.

The Kirby isn't just a vacuum, though. It's also an air pump. You can inflate balloons, air mattresses, pool toys, etc. It shampoos. It has a spray gun function which you can use to paint or spray insecticide. It functions as a leaf blower. It even has an attachment to change a light bulb!

It's made of die cast aluminum, the same material as airplanes.

If I sell 15 my first month I get to got to Mardi Gras in New Orleans. They even pay for my wardrobe!

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by Anonymousreply 25September 26, 2014 8:13 PM

Sell 15 in one month. Yeah right. But we all know you'll mention some bullshit sales figure here regardless.

by Anonymousreply 26September 26, 2014 8:23 PM

...the same material as airplanes...?

Golly gee! I want one of tham thangs!

by Anonymousreply 27September 26, 2014 8:23 PM

Someone HAD to summon this scum. Remember, this is a guy who referred to the posters here as f*gs, then, posted as another poster right below it and denied it. He is not your friend. He's a photoshopped psycho.

Now he's selling vacuums. Door-to-door? Think about this. We agree that at first glance this sociopath, like most sociopaths, is attractive...with digital help.

He will use this as an opportunity to further grift simpletons--"chicks," as he calls them, (like the former high school girl he claims to have impregnated), and idiot men with no ability to think above the waist.

How long before someone dies?

One of you Brandon enthusiasts shoukd create a Google alert for Texas Kirby Vacuum Murder.

Now that he's been beetlejuiced expect more fun bon mots like, "I've been punched in the face."

I pity his cat.

by Anonymousreply 28September 26, 2014 8:38 PM

Those are expensive! I just looked online. What angle are you going to use to sell them Brandon? That's a lot of money. You're very engaging on here anyway, so hopefully you'll be able to get people to buy. Good luck.

by Anonymousreply 29September 26, 2014 8:44 PM

F&F this interloper. And the other one, too. And, yes, that one also.

by Anonymousreply 30September 26, 2014 8:46 PM

Brandon as a door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman would be a great basis for a gay porn film.

by Anonymousreply 31September 26, 2014 8:48 PM

God, r28. He's entertaining. He's not going to come to your house and take your money. You would have to willingly give it to him. He is nice to look at too. Even if his stories are just stories...so what? I would never gave him one red cent, but I like him.

by Anonymousreply 32September 26, 2014 8:49 PM

Good for you, r32. Enjoy him. You are his target demographic. I am not. You will enjoy the sloppily-cobbled stories, the repeated photoshopped pics, the glib apologies when caught in a blatant insult, and the mismatched details. You are in it for the candy. There's nothing wrong with that. I'm glad you'll be amused.

I find him amusing, too. Just in a different kind of way. We can both watch and comment. We are only expecting different conclusions.

by Anonymousreply 33September 26, 2014 8:57 PM

Yeah, 15 does sound like a lot. But they keep telling us is that the average is 1 out of every 3 appointments results in a sale. So if I do 15 demos a week I should be okay. If we pull 100 dirt pads, it's supposed to be pretty easy.

And the commission is good. If they buy full price with no financing I get $400! The lower end is still $90.

And basically we don't leave your house until you buy.

by Anonymousreply 34September 26, 2014 9:06 PM

People seem to really hate this company and its sales practices.

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by Anonymousreply 35September 26, 2014 9:13 PM

[quote And basically we don't leave your house until you buy.]

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by Anonymousreply 36September 26, 2014 9:23 PM

I'm with R28 and R33. Totally and completely.

by Anonymousreply 37September 26, 2014 9:32 PM

God, this company really sounds like a complete scam. Working for them has to be the bottom of the barrel as far as jobs go.

Brandon must REALLY be desperate.

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by Anonymousreply 38September 26, 2014 9:42 PM

It seems so, r38. One would imagine he could have found other jobs involving multiple attachments which would have also included a wardrobe and airfare to Mardi Gras. I suppose it was the "changing a light bulb" bit he couldn't do without the help of the vacuum.

by Anonymousreply 39September 26, 2014 9:58 PM

Will you be providing sexual favors to close the deal?

by Anonymousreply 40September 26, 2014 10:41 PM

So if he got his rent paid,why still have that funding thing,making people still believe you are nearly on the street

I was going to donate too.

by Anonymousreply 41September 26, 2014 10:47 PM

I wish I had the lack of shame necessary to beg strangers on the Internet for money.

by Anonymousreply 42September 26, 2014 10:48 PM

R41, I didn't post it. But yeah, I haven't deleted it because I still could use help with things like food and electricity. My dad paid my rent and put me on his phone bill, but otherwise I'm on my own. I've pretty much sold all of my furniture and belongings to make it. I haven't had electricity for 2 months, which isn't fun in the summer in Texas. I've actually slept some nights in my car just for the AC.

But I haven't been circulating it or posting it. I just haven't deleted it.

by Anonymousreply 43September 26, 2014 10:55 PM

If you sell one out of every three demos, basically you leave two houses out of every three without them buying ..........no ???

by Anonymousreply 44September 27, 2014 1:26 AM

R44, um, yes. 3-1=2

by Anonymousreply 45September 27, 2014 1:39 AM

Will you show cock or hole for a sale? It might help...

by Anonymousreply 46September 27, 2014 2:24 AM

Here's a quotation from an online blog post:

We had done some research – if you Google “Kirby Vacuum”, you’ll find many stories of people being bullied by unsavory sales people into making purchases they neither wanted nor could afford.

by Anonymousreply 47September 27, 2014 2:34 AM

[quote] And basically we don't leave your house until you buy.

Brandon's "sales pitch":

It puts the vacuum in the house, or else it gets hosed again.

by Anonymousreply 48September 27, 2014 2:44 AM

Good for you Brandon. It sounds like a hard job, but you're a smart, persistent guy whose strong enough to withstand discouraging assholes. I'm sure you'll be a roaring success. Let us know how you make out.

Best of luck.

by Anonymousreply 49September 27, 2014 2:57 AM

[quote] I'm sure you'll be a roaring success.

Just like our Kirby vacuums!

by Anonymousreply 50September 27, 2014 2:59 AM

Yes, r49, it's the ideal company and job for a demented man-child with no moral compass, sense of propriety, balance, or connection to reality.

A career lying to customers and using his dubious charms and pressure to get them to cough up enough money to get him to just go away is the perfect choice for Brandon--beloved mascot of the Cataract Caftan Cotillion Club and chief sperm donor of the Society For Tackily-Named Female Children of Female Children of South Texas.

by Anonymousreply 51September 27, 2014 3:17 AM

Once the Four Seasons was overboooked and I had to be "walked" to a Marriott.

I'm still in therapy over it.

by Anonymousreply 52September 27, 2014 3:24 AM

Good luck Brandon

by Anonymousreply 53September 27, 2014 7:26 PM

Thanks, R53!

by Anonymousreply 54September 27, 2014 8:11 PM

Brandon, I would donate to your oh-so-worthy "campaign" if there were some discernible benefit to the giver. Why should I contribute? Seduce me with your wares (and I refer not to the vacuums).

by Anonymousreply 55September 27, 2014 8:14 PM

R55, if you d code to donate, just leave me a private message telling me what you'd like, I guess. Maybe I can email you a video message or something? It's up to you, man. I'll do what I can!

by Anonymousreply 56September 27, 2014 8:22 PM

Ewwww, Brandon uses the heterosexual "man".

by Anonymousreply 57September 27, 2014 8:26 PM

Yes. And, literally, he uses the heterosexual man, the homosexual man, the heterosexual woman... whatever will drop a dime in his grimy tin cup. Boy needs money for knit caps and lattes.

by Anonymousreply 58September 27, 2014 9:27 PM

I LOVE knit caps!

by Anonymousreply 59September 28, 2014 6:51 PM

[quote]f you d code to donate, just leave me a private message telling me what you'd like, I guess. Maybe I can email you a video message or something? It's up to you, man. I'll do what I can!

Why don't you fuck him. He probably gladly fly you out to his city. While you're at; why not go ahead and set up a page on rentboy.com. At least 2 or 3 old geezers her are willing to pay for your services so there are probably some more out there. Although you being a professional grifter, already know that.

by Anonymousreply 60September 28, 2014 7:59 PM

Oh, Brandon has stated unequivocally that he's above actual whoring. Panhandling, yes. Grifting, yes. Conning, yes. Lying, yes. Porn, yes. But, not prostitution. He prefers his sexual conquests like his knit caps--hand-picked, newly made and preferably stolen from someone else. This is a young, scumbag, con artist with standards.

by Anonymousreply 61September 28, 2014 9:24 PM

Brandon, I think you would do best if, on the first day, you just stole the demo model they give to you. You could go around to all the Kirby offices in your area, and steal a model from each of them. Because they have such high turnover of their staff, you could probably go back to the first office in about a year, and start the rounds again. If you sell the machines of Craig's List for $500 each, you'd be doing much better than you could ever do as an employee. The only downside is you wouldn't be about to case the homes for later burglary.

by Anonymousreply 62September 28, 2014 11:04 PM

It's Monday, so Brandon is out there cleaning a carpet as we speak.

by Anonymousreply 63September 29, 2014 3:08 PM

I hate my job. Please donate. I need electricity.

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by Anonymousreply 64October 1, 2014 4:36 AM

Go away you lying, sadistic psychopath.

by Anonymousreply 65October 1, 2014 4:40 AM

Seduce me with your wares, Brandon.

by Anonymousreply 66October 1, 2014 4:48 AM

Looks like you are overdrawn @ R64' Brandon .... Better be careful ....do they still file charges for writing bad checks ?? Or does the bank just apply fees for bouncing checks ?

If you are drawing a base commission, keep trying to sell the vacuums while you look for another job.

Have you read the Chatterbate thread ?? If you posted your Chatterbate name here, I am sure you would get some tokens. We already know you are an exhibitionist, so what's the harm ? Check it out, seems like it is a popular way to earn money. Everyone jerks off anyway....pretend the camera isn't there and have at it.

by Anonymousreply 67October 1, 2014 10:36 AM

Scum bag baby, two days on the job and already crying to the people he called f@gs to save his bony, photoshopped ass. Too special to sell vaccuums, Brandy? Or, is it harder to lie to people when they can see your eyes?

If you want us to pay your bills, Brandy, who pays child support to feed your undead baby? Remember her? That baby you had with a then-underage high school girl... I don't remember, was it the baby that's alive and your mother that's dead this week...or is it the other way aound?

Remember, vacuum boy, if the lady doesn't buy, don't hurt her. Just go to the next house.

by Anonymousreply 68October 1, 2014 1:45 PM

I know it's got to be a tough job, Brandon. But, stick with it and apply yourself. You're a smart, good-looking guy, I'm sure you can talk these people into investing in a quality vacuum cleaner.

On your days off look for another job. It's easier to get a job when you're already working than it is when you're unemployed.

Have you thought about retail management? I have a feeling you'd be great in retail. It takes hard work and a personable nature. I think you could really bring both to a career in business/retail.

by Anonymousreply 69October 1, 2014 2:34 PM

R68, I don't remember calling anyone on here f@gs. That's awful. I hope I didnt, if so I'm really sorry.

And she wasn't underage, she was 17.

R69, I've tried. I've applied everywhere. This is the first place that hired me, thankfully they don't do background checks. I'm just looking for a steady paycheck until something in my line of work pops up.

I'm a bit dubious about this place, though. It's not actually Kirby, but a Kirby distributor. I was told I'd get $500 a week no matter what but when I asked about it Monday from my Team Lead they were like "Yeah, as long as you do 12 appointments and sell 1 out of every 3, you're doing your job and no way will you make less than $500". I was made to believe even if you didn't sell that the $500 was a guarantee. I guess I'll find out Monday.

by Anonymousreply 70October 1, 2014 3:43 PM

BYE

FELICIA

by Anonymousreply 71October 1, 2014 3:45 PM

Yes.

by Anonymousreply 72October 1, 2014 3:46 PM

Brandon, Are you still stuck in Texas? If you can move someplace better maybe that would help. You're probably too good looking for Texas or anywhere in the South. Maybe California or the Northeast.

Just ignore the haters on here. If you have fanatical enemies on DL it only means you're doing something right.

by Anonymousreply 73October 1, 2014 4:01 PM

R73, yeah, still in Texas. I'm hoping to find an actuarial position out of state. That would give me the resources to actually afford the move. Otherwise, I'm kind of stuck in my current situation due to my (lack of) finances.

The rough aspect is the background check. I have some felony drug charges on my file. They were all dismissed but most employers seem to not pay attention to that part.

by Anonymousreply 74October 1, 2014 4:13 PM

R73, Brandon is "too good looking" to live in the south? Yes, dear. That makes sense. Walking the streets of North Eastern cities shows that all the good looking men, indeed, migrate there. The south must remain pure for the hunchbacks and the club-footed. The last time I was in, say, Ithaca, NY, every man looked like a GQ model.

You sound like someone Brandon would like, someone to whom he could sell a vacuum. ..and more! You sound like just the sort of man who would appreciate a fine catch like that seed-spreadin', bisexual, grifter with the undead mother and baby. Perhaps he can leave Texas and go live with you! I'll bet you're one o' those northern cuties...like Al Roker. Problem solved, Brandon! Too bad you don't really like boys except for purposes of your sociopathic games and money-making schemes.

You must be doing something right, too, honey.

by Anonymousreply 75October 1, 2014 4:14 PM

Wow R75 what's your problem? You sure do have some bitter and bizarre sexual fantasies. I just meant that in that part of the country they're probably suspicious of anyone with Brandon's polished (metrosexual) good looks. I had a feeling the "good oil' boys" might be insecure around model-handsome men.

Anyway, Brandon, I'm sure things will work out. Can you get the drug stuff off your record? Will it follow you if you get out of Texas?

It must be hard to sell Kirby's now that there are Dysons-they're excellent too, cheaper and you can just go and buy them from the store. Someone with your looks has to be careful going into people's houses-the men will get jealous.

by Anonymousreply 76October 1, 2014 4:24 PM

Brandon, do tell how it feels to be lied to by your employer.

by Anonymousreply 77October 1, 2014 4:29 PM

Oh, and no R75, I'm not one of the many freaks on here who want to exploit Brandon just because he looks good. I'm not some creep wanting him to come and live with me. You are gross and bitter and must be the kind of person who does stuff like that.

I just meant he probably needs to put all this mess behind him and move some place where he'll have opportunities. Why are you so nasty? Damn, you must be a really successful, happy person to need to come on here to attack someone who needs help? Jealous much?

by Anonymousreply 78October 1, 2014 4:29 PM

R77, it feels like being raped IN THE FACE!

by Anonymousreply 79October 1, 2014 4:33 PM

R73 cannot read if he finds sexual fantasies in my assertion of the absurdity of the notion that suggesting Brandon cannot find justice in the south because of his looks. There are cities in the south, dear...even in Texas.

But, the little dumpling is right about one thing.

I AM a big ol' meanie and I don't like Brandon. If r73 will wipe her eyes and stop stamping her feeties, I will answer her questions.

Am I successful? Measured in traditional ways, yes, very much so.

Am I happy? No. Not a bit. I am a big, bitter meanie with too much money and time. Grifters like Brandon crushed whatever joy and trust I had left. And, he's soooo bad at it with his wide, dead eyes that, when he posts here, it delights me to call him out on it.

By his own admission, Brandon has done horrid things. He's confessed to many here. He also admits that he gets off on causing pain and chaos. So, I feel he is fair game. Reap what you sow.

Encourage him if you will. I get pleasure in taunting him.

I was taught by masters.

Watch 1949's The Heiress. You'll know me.

by Anonymousreply 80October 1, 2014 4:56 PM

Did anyone else notice how whenever there are too many people on here posting decent things about Brandon the site gets locked down in Primetime? DL likes to keep this site mean and rancid apparently.

Still i hope things work out for Brandon. He seems like a smart, well put-together guy. Hang in there.

by Anonymousreply 81October 1, 2014 4:56 PM

If finding out that your employer lied to you (something most people have experienced in their lifetime) feels like being raped in the face, then why didn't you check the employer out ahead of time?

A very quick, simple online search will tell you immediately that Kirby has a bad, scammy reputation and that it is commission only unless an impossible number of vacuum cleaners are sold per month.

Doing a google search, autocomplete brings up Kirby scam as the third option.

by Anonymousreply 82October 1, 2014 4:59 PM

R80, bash away. You said whatever joy you had left was crushed, and that's a sad place to be. So if bashing me provides some relief from that ... Well, at least I'm serving some purpose!

BTW, OP - try Wal-Mart. It's a good place to get cleaned up and it's so crowded that the workers won't take notice of you.

If you're in the car with a kitty, I'd put the litter box on the floor on the front passenger side. Less wiggle room and you're probably going to want to sleep in the backseat.

by Anonymousreply 83October 1, 2014 5:03 PM

And for someone who claims to be an actuary with at least a bachelor's degree in applied mathematics (maybe even a master's, I don't remember) it seems rather odd, if not impossible, that you wouldn't have the basic common sense, much less the reasoning ability/logic, to see that what the company claimed to pay had to be false.

by Anonymousreply 84October 1, 2014 5:07 PM

R82, it's really up to the individual distributors how they want to pay their employees, and I was told that they chose to pay their ees $500 a week whether anything was sold, as long as they make 15 appointments. I've heard conflicting info, but I was also told this was a new thing they were just now starting with their new hires. So that may be the reason for the discrepancies.

I did just ask the owner again and she said that they will cover and difference between what I make in commission and $500, so that's conforting. I may be a bit paranoid because I've never worked without an employment contract or for a company that didn't even ask for a SSN.

by Anonymousreply 85October 1, 2014 5:09 PM

Didn't ask for social security number? Oh, honey, no.

They "choose" to pay you whether or not anything is sold? Oh, honey, no.

How are they going to be paying exactly? With paper bags of unmarked bills?

by Anonymousreply 86October 1, 2014 5:35 PM

One must confess, it does sound like the perfect moral marriage here between employer and employee.

Still, for the sake of the cat, and the undead child, I hope this douchebag gets paid something. The poor cat didn't deserve to be adopted by a sociopath. I'd rescue the cat if I could, except, the one human trait I'd grant Brandon is i think he genuinely likes his cat. As for Lola or Amber Rain Storm or whatever the baby is called, it's not her fault she was born unto a schizophrenic and a teenager. So, if the kid exists and is alive, I do hope she gets some of that super vacuum money

Then again, the cat and vampire baby may both be made up, too.

I'd help the cat. Not the kid. Certainly not Brandon, but, if the kitty existed and had an untouchable trust fund, I'd help the cat.

See, kids? Uncle Meanie isn't all bitter, all the time.

by Anonymousreply 87October 1, 2014 5:52 PM

Are they treating you as an employee or as an independent contractor? (W-2 vs. 1099.)

P.S.: Have you considered Chaturbate or Cam4? You could probably make some money there.

by Anonymousreply 88October 1, 2014 5:54 PM

R89, 1099, no withholdings. And we're supposed to get paid by check. They don't do direct deposit.

R87, yes I love my kitty. She's my big motivator. If I didn't worry what would happen to her, sometimes I think I'd just give up.

by Anonymousreply 89October 1, 2014 6:02 PM

Can you do Chaturbate via a phone? That's all I have now. Sold my computers and iPad.

by Anonymousreply 90October 1, 2014 6:03 PM

I find Uncle Meanie much sicker and spookier than anyone else on this thread. Take care of your own backyard, UM(PY ??)

R73 on the other hand is a riot. Obviously joking

by Anonymousreply 91October 1, 2014 6:13 PM

I sleep around almost every night. Does that count?

by Anonymousreply 92October 1, 2014 6:22 PM

Who is Uncle Meanie, R41?

by Anonymousreply 93October 1, 2014 8:57 PM

I am Uncle Meanie. I referred to myself as such in jest because one of Brandon's fangurls suggested that i must be a sad, bitter old man for not loving Brandon and showering this, poor, hard-luck lad with encouragement.

Now, it seems I am "sick and spooky" for calling a spade a spade. The notes of spookiness you detect are those directly quoted from other Brandon threads. I am naturally spooky, too, but, with a more hazel-nut under-taste.

While I initially delighted in playing Catherine Sloper (theater, film, and lit reference for the youngsters to google) with Brandon as my ersatz Morris, I'm bored now and would rather use my time shopping or... doing anything else.

Fellow Brandon-detractors, I salute you.

To the rest of you, have fun at the circus.

by Anonymousreply 94October 1, 2014 9:11 PM

I'm with you R94. I'm bored with him and his schtick.

by Anonymousreply 95October 1, 2014 9:18 PM

Have you ever been mellow?

by Anonymousreply 96October 1, 2014 9:25 PM

Go away R94. People like you have nothing to offer and only get DL closed down with that Primetime. We get that you're jealous of Brandon's looks. A lot of us on here have evolved from the notion that gay men have to be nasty old queens. It's too bad you haven't.

You'll survive this Brandon. Sometimes life isn't fair, but things turn around eventually. You'll be a big success one day. The poster who suggested retail sales/management had a good idea. You'd be good running a store.

by Anonymousreply 97October 2, 2014 12:04 AM

I was homeless for a short time. It depends on what kind of weather you're in.

by Anonymousreply 98October 2, 2014 12:21 AM

Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 99October 2, 2014 12:32 AM

R96 No.

by Anonymousreply 100October 2, 2014 12:36 AM

The person taking thread requests shoukd start a Brandon thread. It is interesting to follow his progress. I'm sure someone with like him with so much going for him will turn things around. But, maybe people here could help-like help him find a decent job or something.

by Anonymousreply 101October 2, 2014 12:42 AM

[quote] We get that you're jealous of Brandon's looks.

It's strange to me that guys keep going on about this guy's looks when he looks like he has a FBN1 gene disorder.

by Anonymousreply 102October 2, 2014 12:45 AM

Poor, sad, shallow, foolish man. No, I am not envious of Brandon's looks. Read, do a search on DL, read up on the years of posts your friend Brandon has posted. This has nothing to do with his looks. For the record, this is about a hateful sociopath conning guys who cannot think of anything beyond appearance. Sad, sad, sad.

If being born in 1973 makes me old, so be it, but, no one has ever critcized my looks. Not once. If you only knew whom you were criticizing--someone who has been trying to enlighten you--someone who does truly know better, and the nature of who and what you were defending, you would be embarassed.

As I said, I'm finished with this, and have only responded because I was addressed directly. That even wont happen again.

Bolster him up, braid his hair, fund his page. See what happens. All the answers, all the backstory you need about him are all tucked into this forum--years of it. It's waiting for you. You'll wish you found it.

by Anonymousreply 103October 2, 2014 1:27 AM

[quote]Did anyone else notice how whenever there are too many people on here posting decent things about Brandon the site gets locked down in Primetime? DL likes to keep this site mean and rancid apparently. Still i hope things work out for Brandon. He seems like a smart, well put-together guy. Hang in there.

[quote]Go away [R94]. People like you have nothing to offer and only get DL closed down with that Primetime. We get that you're jealous of Brandon's looks. A lot of us on here have evolved from the notion that gay men have to be nasty old queens. It's too bad you haven't.

[quote]You'll survive this Brandon. Sometimes life isn't fair, but things turn around eventually. You'll be a big success one day. The poster who suggested retail sales/management had a good idea. You'd be good running a store

[quote]The person taking thread requests shoukd start a Brandon thread. It is interesting to follow his progress. I'm sure someone with like him with so much going for him will turn things around. But, maybe people here could help-like help him find a decent job or something.

It's nice that you're interested in helping someone who you believe to be less fortunate. However, the internet is running over with with fraudulent characters, scams, scammers, professional con artist, lies and liars just like "Brandon". By continually defending him and advocating on his behalf; you are aiding and abetting a con artist and his cons. You have every right in world to give your hard earned money to any scam of your choice, including "Brandon". However, please stop trying to seduce others into supporting this nonsense and stop trying villainize posters who are trying to shut this con down.

by Anonymousreply 104October 2, 2014 1:42 AM

[quote] FBN1 gene disorder

What's that?

by Anonymousreply 105October 2, 2014 1:44 AM

R105, better known as Marfan syndrome.

by Anonymousreply 106October 2, 2014 1:47 AM

[quote]I don't remember calling anyone on here f@gs.

You did.

[quote]That's awful.

It is. As are you.

[quote]I hope I didnt, if so I'm really sorry.

No you're not.

by Anonymousreply 107October 2, 2014 1:50 AM

I'm not really pro or con Brandon, R104. I just think it's funny how people get so worked up about him. I don't see the harm in following his story. It's kinda cool he's so open with us about his ups and downs.

What's got everyone so upset about him anyway?

by Anonymousreply 108October 2, 2014 2:27 AM

People with brains usually tend to not be a fan of grifters r108.

by Anonymousreply 109October 2, 2014 2:38 AM

Really guys. I appreciate the support, but I'm not worth arguing over.

And I don't think anyone is jealous over my looks. People on here don't like me for very valid reasons. I've been open about my mental illness and I haven't always been the nicest dude.

by Anonymousreply 110October 2, 2014 2:40 AM

No new donations to Brandon since this thread started and announced a $ 50 donation

So I think it's safe for those trying to save others from Brandon can find something else to do.

If you don't know Brandon's previous posts on DL just do a search of the name Brandon and then make your own decisions about him.

He's posted about meds he is on and mental health issues he has, so you can take that into consideration when reading his posts, which I think are often 'manic' and meant to incite responses.

Is he a scammer ? Maybe, maybe not .... but no one should ever give anyone money that they can't afford to and if they choose to, then that's on them.

Look how many people will their money to pets or questionable charities ....their money, their choice.

by Anonymousreply 111October 2, 2014 2:48 AM

[quote]Is he a scammer ? Maybe, maybe not .... but no one should ever give anyone money that they can't afford to and if they choose to, then that's on them.

[quote]He's posted about meds he is on and mental health issues he has, so you can take that into consideration when reading his posts, which I think are often 'manic' and meant to incite responses.

Yes he's a liar and con artist, end of story. Those are the only 2 things that need to be taken into consideration.

by Anonymousreply 112October 2, 2014 3:26 AM

R112, what about my giant, hard cock?

by Anonymousreply 113October 2, 2014 3:53 AM

What gives me a laugh is how he either conveniently forgets he says things, and/or he pulls the "I've been open about my mental illness and I haven't always been the nicest dude."

Even more amusing are the sad, pathetic morons who fall for it. "Golly gee, Brandon's a stand up guy! He's just had a few bad breaks."

Lordy.

by Anonymousreply 114October 2, 2014 4:01 AM

R113 ...useless without pics ....ha ha ...just kidding, we've seen it all before. Giant ???? LOL

by Anonymousreply 115October 2, 2014 10:41 AM

Brandon, Don't let the jerks here talk you into doing anything pornographic. They just get off on seeing a good looking guy down on his luck. Things will get better for you. You seem like a smart guy.

by Anonymousreply 116October 3, 2014 1:18 AM

I am someone with mental illness and have been open about it on DL over the years. I enjoy visual and virtual, but not actual, suffering of others and abhor gore and violence, both virtual and actual, for aesthetic reasons. I would never act in any violent manner because I think it uncivil and distasteful if not immoral.

What interests me about Brandon is his similar openness about his "so-called crimes". However, I would prefer him to be consistent in his disclosures rather than feign failure to recollect. Be open and clear of what and who you are, Brandon. I also enjoy reading of his own suffering after causing suffering of his own. His being reduced to trying to sell vacuums is lovely in its imagery.

I agree with those who have noted that his redeeming quality is his love for a dog. Animals are better than people because they are pure and not motivated by thinking about emotion but rather by need and emotion alone. In humans, cold, unemotional rationality is preferable because we have the capacity for it which we rarely achieve. This capacity indicates turning "from" rather than "returning" to. As humans, with intellect, we should admire animals for acting solely based on need and emotion precisely because we can go beyond those things. Brandon seems to be in conflict between his rational and emotional parts.

by Anonymousreply 117October 3, 2014 1:39 AM

Brandon is OP. The original post here is the exact wording of the thread that was deleted.

After a thread's deleted you don't get access to it any longer, as we've all seen.

Who the hell else BUT that sociopath would repost? He's the only one with any motive, i.e., to get people to contribute.

Did you use daddy's computer?

by Anonymousreply 118October 3, 2014 1:55 AM

What did Brandon do that was so bad?

by Anonymousreply 119October 3, 2014 1:58 AM

R118, I didn't post this thread. My contribution ID expired about a month ago.

I don't know who posted it, or why.

by Anonymousreply 120October 3, 2014 2:03 AM

Sex sells. When on a sales call, wear tight pants and no underwear. Horny housewives will eat it up.

Oh, and Macy's is hiring for Christmas. Head over to Baybrook and fill out an application.

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by Anonymousreply 121October 3, 2014 2:11 AM

R121, eetz muuch better toooo looook gooood than to feeeel gooood!

by Anonymousreply 122October 3, 2014 2:14 AM

Why do you think Brandon has not gone beyond $450 in his GoFundMe campaign? Why do you think you have not gone beyond this amount, Brandon?

by Anonymousreply 123October 3, 2014 2:31 AM

*crickets*

by Anonymousreply 124October 3, 2014 3:13 AM

Why can't we openly have a Brandon Wade thread? He's popular on here, I like him. Why does the webmaster always put the site on PT whenever people want to communicate with him?

Brandon, how did your first week as a Kirby sakesman go?

by Anonymousreply 125October 4, 2014 2:14 AM

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by Anonymousreply 126October 4, 2014 2:46 AM

This thread will be deleted in 3-2-1

The new "Fandons" are making me laugh

I hope he sold at least one ....seems he has a long way to go to get back on his feet.

by Anonymousreply 127October 4, 2014 3:13 AM

Why are the about Brandon always deleted? I think it's interesting to follow his progress through life and root him on. I'm obviously not the only one here who admires his openness and determination.

by Anonymousreply 128October 4, 2014 3:51 AM

[quote] Brandon, how did your first week as a Kirby sakesman go?

Sake should not be bought from a charlatan. The sake will inevitably be tampered with and contain uncouth substances.

by Anonymousreply 129October 4, 2014 3:55 AM

Sorry, the site has been on Primetime.

I sold one, but it was financed with a trade-in so I'm only getting $90. I'm not getting too many appointments which sucks. And someone called the cops on us so yesterday was a short evening.

I hate it. It's exhausting being pleasant and charming for hours and get nothing for it.

by Anonymousreply 130October 4, 2014 6:17 AM

Wake me up when the killing starts.

Brandon is a genuine menace and a true psychopath. That is why these threads rightfully get deleted. Webby doesn't want blood on her hands.

Go jerk me a soda Brandon, you sick fuck.

by Anonymousreply 131October 4, 2014 8:27 AM

Did the cops print you? They'll wish they had. And how is it a legitimate salesman got the cops called on him? Just how much of a jerk were you while you were trying to hustle them that they had to call the cops?

by Anonymousreply 132October 4, 2014 11:23 AM

[quote]pleasant and charming

BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 133October 4, 2014 1:50 PM

R132, no one called the cops on me and no one was arrested so obviously no one's prints were taken. Someone in the neighbors that we were canvassing called the cops. They asked us to leave the neighborhood. I was told this happens often.

Anyone in the Houston area wanna buy a $2500 vacuum??? I'll let you suck it. But you have to have good credit.

by Anonymousreply 134October 4, 2014 3:49 PM

Brandon, DL should give you a free membership so that you can post during Prime Time. You must drive so much traffic to this site. You deserve more appreciation. Glad you didn't get arrested.

by Anonymousreply 135October 4, 2014 4:02 PM

[quote]Anyone in the Houston area wanna buy a $2500 vacuum??? I'll let you suck it.

If I'm paying $2500 for a vacuum, the vacuum and I are not the only things that are going to be sucking, dear.

PS: People who have good credit usually got that way by not wasting their money on overpriced crap.

by Anonymousreply 136October 4, 2014 4:13 PM

LOL Brandon ..... the vacuum isn't worth $ 2500. The additional 'incentive' isn't either. I know you were kidding ... you wouldn't prostitute yourself (from your earlier threads you knew you'd suffer mentally from doing so)

If you're having trouble with appointments, then use that extra time to look for other work. Nothing lights a fire to find a new job than hating the one you have.

I hope they come through with the base salary they told you they would pay next week .... you sold something at least. If they don't, it's not worth a week of your time to earn $ 90 obviously.

Can you find temp work closer to your field ?

If not, may be time to vamoose from Texas and try elsewhere (near friends or family that can lend a hand until you get back on your feet ?)

by Anonymousreply 137October 4, 2014 4:28 PM

The Brandon who has been posting here recently is just an impostor. The real Brandon, the one who clearly had mental issues, committed suicide last year:

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by Anonymousreply 138October 4, 2014 8:04 PM

[quote]I know you were kidding ... you wouldn't prostitute yourself (from your earlier threads you knew you'd suffer mentally from doing so)

Bull to the shit.

He'd kill his own kid for a buck fitty.

by Anonymousreply 139October 4, 2014 8:05 PM

[quote] The real Brandon, the one who clearly had mental issues, committed suicide last year

If true, that's awful. But how do you know it was suicide. The link doesn't mention cause of death.

by Anonymousreply 140October 4, 2014 10:07 PM

No that can't be true. Can it? He posted pictures at the Go Fund Me site. If it is true the Brandon here is a really twisted, sick individual.

Brandon, if you're "real" please clarify.

by Anonymousreply 141October 4, 2014 10:09 PM

R138 is right.

by Anonymousreply 142October 4, 2014 10:15 PM

Isn't that then the third person DLers have driven to suicide, after the Jainie Lane rocker?

by Anonymousreply 143October 4, 2014 10:17 PM

That is awful. So young, too. Whoever has been pretending to be our Brandon is beneath contempt.

by Anonymousreply 144October 4, 2014 10:18 PM

[quote] So young, too.

R144 = Luise Rainer

by Anonymousreply 145October 4, 2014 10:21 PM

You realize that "obituary" was posted to the site today?

by Anonymousreply 146October 4, 2014 10:24 PM

His name is James.

by Anonymousreply 147October 4, 2014 10:50 PM

[quote]You realize that "obituary" was posted to the site today?

I saw that.

by Anonymousreply 148October 4, 2014 10:56 PM

All the other obituaries also have today's date as publication, not just Brandon's. It likely means access date of information ie today.

by Anonymousreply 149October 4, 2014 11:19 PM

No, R149, that's simply untrue.

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by Anonymousreply 150October 4, 2014 11:23 PM

OMG What is going on? The only thing more hilarious than someone getting suckered by Brandon is getting suckered by a fake Brandon.

by Anonymousreply 151October 4, 2014 11:41 PM

Brandon, There are some good people here at DataLounge. You should let everyone know you're okay. Don't let the jealous detractors get you down.

by Anonymousreply 152October 5, 2014 12:17 AM

To all of you Brandon fans, and to R119 - here is a post of his from a while back:

[bold]This is kind of an old story but I thought some DLers might enjoy hearing about one of the times someone hit me.

It was in Galveston, TX. I'd hang out at my friends loft while my girlfriend was at school (I lived with her and her parents, had no wheels and didn't want to spend all day with her mom).

Most days is go chill at this coffee shop called MOD. Galveston has a lot of doctors and med students because of UTMB and this one very handsome doctor would come in all of the time. Sometimes with his wife and little boy, but mostly he'd ride his bike over solo, and we'd always chat.

Anyway, I invited him over to my friends loft to smoke some weed one afternoon and he was game. (Friend was at work btw). We smoked and I told him I wanted to fuck him. He tried to laugh it off, but I sat right next to him and started rubbing his thigh. He just continued to nervously laugh, I pointed out he wasn't stopping me ...

So I'm fucking him on my friends bed. Face down ass up. His pants are next to me and I see his phone in the pocket. I decide to shoot some video. I get a great shot of my load seeping outta his ass (he didn't know I had his phone LOL).

I quickly run to the bathroom and look at his texts. It's obvious which one is his wife and I send her the video along with a nice message.

Come out the bathroom. He's got his pants on, my load still fresh in his ass, and he's asking if I have his phone LOL Busted! I give him the phone and the first thing he does is look at his texts.

He starts screaming "What the fuck is wrong with you?!" And I very quickly walked to the door hoping he'd follow. He did but was screaming at me, then started poking me in the chest. Finally he punched me in the face. It hurt but I didn't fall down or anything. I wanted to laugh but it hurt too much. He said something like "thanks for ruining my life" and left.

I did see him at MOD. A few times after that but we never talked. [/bold]

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by Anonymousreply 153October 5, 2014 12:21 AM

No, I didn't commit suicide LOL Someone hacked my FB last year and posted that, however. That "free" obituary link is obviously someone's wishful thinking.

Sorry to disappoint you guys!

My middle name isn't even Jeremy.

by Anonymousreply 154October 5, 2014 12:21 AM

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[quote]His name is James.

Or is it Matt??

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by Anonymousreply 155October 5, 2014 12:23 AM

R155, if you notice the icon is Christina Aguilera the "Matt" was for Matt Rutler, her boyfriend. They also just named their daughter Skylar! Same as my brat.

by Anonymousreply 156October 5, 2014 12:26 AM

Another bit of lunacy to add to the apocyrpha of Brandon. This isn't the first time he's been rumored to have been dead. He's "committed suicide" before. His baby has died and been resurrected, his mother, too. He has been "homeless," but not. His name IS NOT even Brandon Wade. Yet so many of you love him and want news of him, want to stroke his ego. Why? You don't even know who or what this is at this point. Everything about this is so fucked! This new crop of "Brandon" enthusiasts are the worst yet.

by Anonymousreply 157October 5, 2014 12:26 AM

Brandon, you admitted that was your account on that site at R155..

Original Homeless thread for R119, etc

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by Anonymousreply 158October 5, 2014 12:28 AM

Summer Rain, sorry. My daughter is Skylar Rain.

by Anonymousreply 159October 5, 2014 12:29 AM

And I'm not the OP, im just a little buzzed atm. My apologies.

by Anonymousreply 160October 5, 2014 12:30 AM

R158, yeah.

by Anonymousreply 161October 5, 2014 12:32 AM

[quote]if you notice the icon is Christina Aguilera the "Matt" was for Matt Rutler, her boyfriend. They also just named their daughter Skylar! Same as my brat.

LOL, so you're a stalker too?

by Anonymousreply 162October 5, 2014 12:34 AM

Before nose job?

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by Anonymousreply 163October 5, 2014 12:37 AM

After nose job?

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by Anonymousreply 164October 5, 2014 12:38 AM

After Photoshop?

by Anonymousreply 165October 5, 2014 12:40 AM

Before nose job?

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by Anonymousreply 166October 5, 2014 12:42 AM

WTF?

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by Anonymousreply 167October 5, 2014 12:42 AM

After nose job?

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by Anonymousreply 168October 5, 2014 12:43 AM

Enough, you fucking narcissist.

by Anonymousreply 169October 5, 2014 12:44 AM

Before nose job?

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by Anonymousreply 170October 5, 2014 12:47 AM

Oops!

by Anonymousreply 171October 5, 2014 12:47 AM

This is going to be a fun night: a tipsy Brandon and other posters chomping at the bit.

by Anonymousreply 172October 5, 2014 12:49 AM

After nose job?

Oops again!

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by Anonymousreply 173October 5, 2014 12:51 AM

Huh ....buzzed ?? With no money ??? When are you going to post a new dick pic ??

by Anonymousreply 174October 5, 2014 12:52 AM

Buzzed and bored

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by Anonymousreply 175October 5, 2014 12:53 AM

Typical. Caught with a weird inconsistency. Turn up the dead-eyed "cute" schtick and slip in a dick pic for the guys you referred to as f@gs just in case one poor soul might still be willing to drop $50 on your sorry ass. Sad.

by Anonymousreply 176October 5, 2014 12:55 AM

After nose job?

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by Anonymousreply 177October 5, 2014 12:57 AM

Before or after?

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by Anonymousreply 178October 5, 2014 12:57 AM

Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 179October 5, 2014 12:58 AM

After?

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by Anonymousreply 180October 5, 2014 12:58 AM

After profile

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by Anonymousreply 181October 5, 2014 12:59 AM

Obvious you can see it here

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by Anonymousreply 182October 5, 2014 1:00 AM

Those are all after. I had my nose done at 16.

by Anonymousreply 183October 5, 2014 1:01 AM

I mean, I never had a nose job.

by Anonymousreply 184October 5, 2014 1:01 AM

Video for you -

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by Anonymousreply 185October 5, 2014 1:02 AM

Ooops, here's the video!

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by Anonymousreply 186October 5, 2014 1:04 AM

Wow.

by Anonymousreply 187October 5, 2014 1:05 AM

Here's another Brandon thread - Priceless.

"I Need People To Tell Me I'm Hot Like Erryday"

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by Anonymousreply 188October 5, 2014 1:08 AM

Trolldar is showing more than one Brandon. I'm so confused.

by Anonymousreply 189October 5, 2014 1:10 AM

You hassle me!!!

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by Anonymousreply 190October 5, 2014 1:10 AM

I can't see the video on my phone. Am I getting my cock sucked?

by Anonymousreply 191October 5, 2014 1:13 AM

[quote]Trolldar is showing more than one Brandon. I'm so confused.

Because I have a laptop and a cell phone

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by Anonymousreply 192October 5, 2014 1:16 AM

R190, why only that part of our convo (that you initiated)? I thought we had a pleasant conversation. Sad to see you were just being a creep. Disappointing.

by Anonymousreply 193October 5, 2014 1:17 AM

No, I don't have a laptop. I had to sell it. I only post from my phone. There's obviously some obsessed creeper.

I'll quit posting to make it easier for them to bore you with reposts of old pictures.

by Anonymousreply 194October 5, 2014 1:19 AM

I had a laptop but it was actually an Etch-A-Sketch.

by Anonymousreply 195October 5, 2014 1:25 AM

[quote]No, I don't have a laptop. I had to sell it. I only post from my phone. There's obviously some obsessed creeper.

Riiiiiiiiight...

by Anonymousreply 196October 5, 2014 1:27 AM

Brandon needs his animal tranquilizers, he's off the rails.

by Anonymousreply 197October 5, 2014 1:30 AM

Couldn't you say that there's a little Brandon in all of us?

by Anonymousreply 198October 5, 2014 1:32 AM

Blue Steel, bitches.

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by Anonymousreply 199October 5, 2014 1:35 AM

No, R198 is not me.

by Anonymousreply 200October 5, 2014 1:36 AM

Oh and yeah, I've had sexual interactions with other dudes. I love to cuddle as well, don't care if its a guy or girl or my kitty. And I can imagine being in a relationship with a guy at some point, it could happen.

That said, nothing is going in my ass except maybe a tongue.

by Anonymousreply 201October 5, 2014 1:37 AM

There's definitely someone 'off the rails', but it is not the Brandon people either love or hate.

It *is* some creeper .... imagine someone 'saving' all those pics, etc in order to repost them ...and chasing down all the old threads, etc.

Now that is dedication ... a dedicated creeper ... I'm thinking Uncle Meanie is back and deleted his cookies.

Yikes ... watch your back (real?) Brandon ....

by Anonymousreply 202October 5, 2014 1:38 AM

R202, all those pics are in the thread linked at R188. If it's not Brandon, then someone is just linking the pics from there. Yep, I looked, same pics, same URLs. So either it's Brandon, or someone posting the same URLs that Brandon posted. So at least if it's not Brandon the guy didn't save the pics, just posting the same URLs Brandon did.

That being said, all the "Brandons" are off the rails.

by Anonymousreply 203October 5, 2014 1:42 AM

I should really stop wearing those dopey glasses. I look way better without them.

by Anonymousreply 204October 5, 2014 1:42 AM

Just use Trolldar if you guys want to know which one is really me. I'm only able to post from my phone. I don't even have electricity at my place so I'm not posting from any other source. I have to charge my phone in my car ffs

by Anonymousreply 205October 5, 2014 1:43 AM

Just use Trolldar if you guys want to know which one is really me. I'm only able to post from my phone. I don't even have electricity at my place so I'm not posting from any other source. I have to charge my phone in my car ffs

by Anonymousreply 206October 5, 2014 1:45 AM

Just use Trolldar if you guys want to know which one is really me. I'm only able to post from my phone. I don't even have electricity at my place so I'm not posting from any other source. I have to charge my phone in my car ffs

by Anonymousreply 207October 5, 2014 1:47 AM

Brandon, is the story at R153 true? If so, I'm disappointed.

Are those pictures you? If so, I'm impressed.

by Anonymousreply 208October 5, 2014 1:48 AM

R192 is a great picture. You look like David Muir. R199 is pretty awesome too. You really could be a model.

by Anonymousreply 209October 5, 2014 1:54 AM

Brandon, looks like you have a potential mark, um, I mean customer at R208/R209!

by Anonymousreply 210October 5, 2014 1:57 AM

Don't be disappointed r208, I made up that story. I tell so many lies that it can be hard to tell what's real, but that definitely didn't happen.

by Anonymousreply 211October 5, 2014 1:58 AM

Don't be disappointed [R208], I made up that story. I tell so many lies that it can be hard to tell what's real, but that definitely didn't happen.

by Anonymousreply 212October 5, 2014 1:59 AM

sexy! Cum in my hole anytime! ;-)

by Anonymousreply 213October 5, 2014 2:03 AM

Don't be disappointed [R208], I made up that story. I tell so many lies that it can be hard to tell what's real, but that definitely didn't happen.

by Anonymousreply 214October 5, 2014 2:03 AM

HA! I just turned on CNN and "Brandon Wade" is on with Lisa Ling!!!

by Anonymousreply 215October 5, 2014 2:05 AM

Brandon Wade and Lisa Ling:

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by Anonymousreply 216October 5, 2014 2:07 AM

A Brandon Wade more pathetic than I am...imagine that! He's making me so proud. *tear*

by Anonymousreply 217October 5, 2014 2:11 AM

A Brandon Wade more pathetic than I am...imagine that! He's making me so proud. *tear*

by Anonymousreply 218October 5, 2014 2:13 AM

A Brandon Wade more pathetic than I am...imagine that! He's making me so proud. *tear*

by Anonymousreply 219October 5, 2014 2:15 AM

OP, please apply for welfare, public housing, or rental assistance. Please try living with relatives or friends for a short while.

by Anonymousreply 220October 5, 2014 2:15 AM

A Brandon Wade more pathetic than I am...imagine that! He's making me so proud. *tear*

by Anonymousreply 221October 5, 2014 2:15 AM

Brandon, All of your posts are repeating four times.

by Anonymousreply 222October 5, 2014 2:17 AM

Brandon can't get welfare. He's got crime "souvenirs" all over his place.

by Anonymousreply 223October 5, 2014 2:18 AM

R222, none of those are me.

by Anonymousreply 224October 5, 2014 2:22 AM

The photo at R173 is hotter than anything I've seen online in a long time. No wonder people here are drooling and/or jealous. Brandon is hot.

by Anonymousreply 225October 5, 2014 2:23 AM

Jealous? Of lil ol' me? I doubt it. You should look at more photos r225.

by Anonymousreply 226October 5, 2014 2:27 AM

Why aren't you new Fandons contributing to Brandon's gofundme ???

by Anonymousreply 227October 5, 2014 2:28 AM

Jealous? Of lil ol' me? I doubt it. You should look at more photos [R225].

by Anonymousreply 228October 5, 2014 2:28 AM

Ok, so if we Troll-dar you at R224, we'll know who is actually the real you. Sucks how idiots on here inpersonate others. Are you going back to the job Monday? Maybe you should live with your folks for a while until you get back on your feet. There's no shame in that. You've had a lot of bad breaks. Your time will come. Hang in there.

by Anonymousreply 229October 5, 2014 2:30 AM

[R222], none of those are me.

by Anonymousreply 230October 5, 2014 2:30 AM

R222, none of those are me.

by Anonymousreply 231October 5, 2014 2:36 AM

Another victim R225 and R229!

by Anonymousreply 232October 5, 2014 2:37 AM

Get off my jock, r229. I like having fans, but you're laying it on a little thick.

by Anonymousreply 233October 5, 2014 2:39 AM

R229, yes. I'm only posting from my phone so you can see which posts are mine.

Yes, I go back on Monday. Supposed to be my first paycheck.

Can't live with dad, that's not an option. I'm working on some chick right now, though. She's got a nice place in the Woodlands (Houston), so I may have some relief there soon.

by Anonymousreply 234October 5, 2014 2:44 AM

Get off my jock, [R229]. I like having fans, but you're laying it on a little thick.

by Anonymousreply 235October 5, 2014 2:44 AM

[R229], yes. I'm only posting from my phone so you can see which posts are mine.

Yes, I go back on Monday. Supposed to be my first paycheck.

Can't live with dad, that's not an option. I'm working on some chick right now, though. She's got a nice place in the Woodlands (Houston), so I may have some relief there soon.

by Anonymousreply 236October 5, 2014 2:46 AM

Yesterday for some reason my phone kept insisting I was in Houston. (I live in California and have never been to Houston in my life.) The weather app kept showing me there, and when I did a Facebook check-in, I got a list of places near where I was supposed to be in Houston.

Can I blame this on Brandon? Maybe it's sign!

by Anonymousreply 237October 5, 2014 2:47 AM

R229, yes. I'm only posting from my phone so you can see which posts are mine.

Yes, I go back on Monday. Supposed to be my first paycheck.

Can't live with dad, that's not an option. I'm working on some chick right now, though. She's got a nice place in the Woodlands (Houston), so I may have some relief there soon.

by Anonymousreply 238October 5, 2014 2:52 AM

Get off my jock, R229. I like having fans, but you're laying it on a little thick.

by Anonymousreply 239October 5, 2014 2:53 AM

[quote]'m working on some chick right now, though.

= Opportunistic grifter.

by Anonymousreply 240October 5, 2014 2:54 AM

She's not cute but she's clueless and has money.

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by Anonymousreply 241October 5, 2014 3:00 AM

She's cute enough, just very short.

by Anonymousreply 242October 5, 2014 3:07 AM

Isn't it amazing how I can blatantly admit to using a girl who clearly considers me a friend or potential boyfriend for money, but still have strangers give me money and kiss my ass?

by Anonymousreply 243October 5, 2014 3:18 AM

Fags are pathetic cuz you're not even handsome and that nose job was botched.

by Anonymousreply 244October 5, 2014 3:21 AM

Isn't it amazing how I can blatantly admit to using a girl who clearly considers me a friend or potential boyfriend for money, but still have strangers give me money and kiss my ass?

by Anonymousreply 245October 5, 2014 3:26 AM

Blandon

by Anonymousreply 246October 5, 2014 3:29 AM

[You do realize that this is a troll, right? It does not believe what it posts. It just craves attention. You might want to stop talking to it.]

by Anonymousreply 247October 5, 2014 3:39 AM

Sorry, R247. I'm broke. I've had to give up on such luxuries.

by Anonymousreply 248October 5, 2014 3:49 AM

[You do realize that this is a troll, right? It does not believe what it posts. It just craves attention. You might want to stop talking to it.]

by Anonymousreply 249October 5, 2014 3:51 AM

Brandon, your response at R241 is very sad and disappointing. Looks like you are the big user that the haters said.

by Anonymousreply 250October 5, 2014 3:54 AM

R250, it's me being facetious Lol

by Anonymousreply 251October 5, 2014 4:02 AM

No, it's you showing your true colors, I think.

Seriously, you're SUCH a catch right now ....practically homeless, with a kid, and trying to sell vacuum cleaners.

Poor girl, she doesn't know what she's in for. You should come with a 'Warning' or 'Danger' sign.

by Anonymousreply 252October 5, 2014 4:04 AM

R252, she's just a friend. She asked why I was typing so much and gave me permission to post her picture. There's nothing romantic between us.

by Anonymousreply 253October 5, 2014 4:16 AM

Oh, come on, Brandon. You know you don't have any friends.

by Anonymousreply 254October 5, 2014 4:26 AM

Why don't you ask her to donate on your gofundme site and pay your electric bill (and buy a $ 2500 vacuum cleaner) ?

Problems solved.

by Anonymousreply 255October 5, 2014 4:26 AM

R255, she's lent me cash here and there. It would be silly for her to donate to the site. She takes me to dinner and lunch when she can. She's a cool chick.

by Anonymousreply 256October 5, 2014 4:28 AM

The cool chick does not exist ...

Run, 'cool chick' RUN

by Anonymousreply 257October 5, 2014 4:31 AM

[quote] and gave me permission to post her picture

I'll bet you're full of shit. When I get to work Monday, I'm going to run her photo through my facial recognition software. When I find out who she is, I'm sending her screenshots of your delightful post at R241. She deserves to be warned. If she's cool with it, fine. But she should have the information.

by Anonymousreply 258October 5, 2014 4:56 AM

I'm sure she'll be thrilled at being called "not cute, but clueless and has money".

by Anonymousreply 259October 5, 2014 4:58 AM

T259 she thought it was funny. She told me to post "an ugly Lena Dunham" based on the picture. We were both trying to make ugly faces.

by Anonymousreply 260October 5, 2014 5:00 AM

[quote] We were both trying to make ugly faces.

But, Brandon. that's the same expression you have in all your pics.

by Anonymousreply 261October 5, 2014 5:05 AM

I hope he doesn't kill that girl. Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 262October 5, 2014 2:46 PM

When Brandon calls someone a friend, what he really means is potential mark.

by Anonymousreply 263October 5, 2014 3:02 PM

Does he provide dick shots for funding?

by Anonymousreply 264October 5, 2014 3:07 PM

Every time I read this thread title I hear Olivia Newton John.

by Anonymousreply 265October 5, 2014 3:10 PM

R264, yes.

by Anonymousreply 266October 5, 2014 3:10 PM

R264 ... He provides them for free ...see this thread. You've seen it once, you've seen it ....

by Anonymousreply 267October 5, 2014 3:11 PM

But, R267, I'll provide action shots like this:

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by Anonymousreply 268October 5, 2014 3:50 PM

This was yesterday's trickaroo

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by Anonymousreply 269October 5, 2014 3:55 PM

Sadly, R269, you have to go to the Internet to find any proof of sex. I've just gotta go to my camera roll on my phone.

by Anonymousreply 270October 5, 2014 3:57 PM

So pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 271October 5, 2014 7:48 PM

R269 ... As Clara Peller Said ... Wheres the bush ?? Pretty full one in other pic. I call fake ny real Brandon

by Anonymousreply 272October 5, 2014 7:57 PM

Hopefully lots of people are sending you money directly. No matter,how many nudies you offer or post, your gofundme is not moving

by Anonymousreply 273October 5, 2014 8:03 PM

Brandon is all over the new Project Runway thread. Interesting.

by Anonymousreply 274October 5, 2014 8:28 PM

Why is that interesting, R274? Do YOU only post in one thread???

by Anonymousreply 275October 5, 2014 8:43 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 276October 6, 2014 2:05 PM

It's Monday.

Did Brandon get that $90. paycheck he was promised?

Were the cops called on him again?

by Anonymousreply 277October 6, 2014 11:21 PM

No, I'm no longer selling vacuums.

by Anonymousreply 278October 11, 2014 12:49 AM

What are you selling?

by Anonymousreply 279October 11, 2014 2:38 AM

Actually, R279, there's a big neighborhood yRd sale tomorrow. I'm hoping to sell some things there tomorrow to make a few bucks.

by Anonymousreply 280October 11, 2014 2:52 AM

Hopefully you have some things left that are worth selling. You seem to have already sold your 'bigger ticket items'.

Don't sell the cat ! (just kidding)

Good Luck

by Anonymousreply 281October 11, 2014 3:04 AM

R281, I'm gonna try to sell some clothes - jackets, shoes, etc. Some sunglasses, a watch. Some paintings. A lamp. Hopefully they sell.

by Anonymousreply 282October 11, 2014 3:09 AM

Has your father got your October rent covered for you again or are you behind now ? Still no electricity ?

by Anonymousreply 283October 11, 2014 3:20 AM

Just stitch together all those retarded knit caps you wear. You'll have a three-room hovel in no time.

by Anonymousreply 284October 11, 2014 3:23 AM

My dad paid October's rent. He thought id be able to pay him back since I was working. But he's not too upset, but I still plan on paying him back once I'm solid.

Still no electricity. Luckily it's not so hot anymore.

by Anonymousreply 285October 11, 2014 3:26 AM

Did Brandon get Taylor Swift to buy into his bullshit, or is this about the Brandon from the other thread about GoFundMe?

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by Anonymousreply 286October 11, 2014 4:17 AM

R286, wow. Who knows, crazy.

by Anonymousreply 287October 11, 2014 6:05 AM

I wish that were me! Maybe I should send her a message. All I need is a couple of hundred for food and to get my lights on. I don't need thousands. She can afford it!

Hell, I'd be happy for some cat food! MY cats won't eat the vienna sausages the food bank gave me, and I can only accept donations from there once a month.

by Anonymousreply 288October 11, 2014 12:51 PM

But then Taylor would end up writing a song about you.

It is kid of weird, that kid even *slightly* resembles DL Brander with the dark hair, stubble and he's wearing a cap in his picture (baseball, but still)

by Anonymousreply 289October 11, 2014 2:27 PM

[quote]I wish that were me! Maybe I should send her a message. All I need is a couple of hundred for food and to get my lights on. I don't need thousands. She can afford it!

So, what, your bestie Katniss ignored your gofundme plea too?

by Anonymousreply 290October 11, 2014 2:30 PM

Hope you made a lot of money at the neighborhood yard sale, Brandon

by Anonymousreply 291October 11, 2014 10:55 PM

I made $16!

R290, she's going through her own issues atm.

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by Anonymousreply 292October 11, 2014 11:03 PM

The Humane Society gives pet food to people in financial difficulties.

by Anonymousreply 293October 11, 2014 11:05 PM

What happened to your SNAP benefits card? Wasn't that like 200 per month?

by Anonymousreply 294October 11, 2014 11:06 PM

R294, they only provide benefits for unemployed individuals for 3 months.

Thanks, R293. I'll check into that!

by Anonymousreply 295October 11, 2014 11:14 PM

That's a shame, Brandon. Wish you had made more.

Keep up that job search ...everywhere, not just Dallas !

by Anonymousreply 296October 12, 2014 3:15 AM

Thanks,R296. I'm trying!

by Anonymousreply 297October 13, 2014 12:00 AM

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by Anonymousreply 298October 13, 2014 1:43 AM

??? X marks the spot ??

by Anonymousreply 299October 13, 2014 1:46 AM

Gorgeous picture, Brandon!

I'd donate money if I had it!

by Anonymousreply 300October 13, 2014 3:00 AM

[You do realize that this is a troll, right? It does not believe what it posts. It just craves attention. You might want to stop talking to it.]

by Anonymousreply 301October 13, 2014 3:05 AM

Is that a neck tattpp or a hickey ?

by Anonymousreply 302October 13, 2014 3:10 PM

I think it's a shadow.

by Anonymousreply 303October 13, 2014 4:59 PM

Maybe a shadow ... Looks like a star ....or a spider

by Anonymousreply 304October 13, 2014 5:36 PM

Shadow.

by Anonymousreply 305October 13, 2014 7:13 PM

It's a douche.

by Anonymousreply 306October 13, 2014 7:15 PM

Sad day. Went outside and my car was gone. It was in repossession last month and to keep it my dad paid 2 months. So I figured I was safe for 2 months. They didn't even call me.

And since I'm not working they want me to pay the full loan back to get it! $12,000. So that's not happening.

It sucks because I don't have electricity so I was using my car to charge my phone and sleep in when it got really hot.

So to update: No job, no car, no electricity, no food, and a kitty.

Suicide really would be an option right now but I gotta make sure my kitty is taken care of first!

by Anonymousreply 307October 14, 2014 6:29 PM

Kooks like the ground is being laid for another fake obituary.

by Anonymousreply 308October 14, 2014 6:54 PM

Why didn't you buy a 1991 Toyota Camry in the first place? 12k owed? Who did you think you were? Someone with a secure job or something?

by Anonymousreply 309October 14, 2014 7:16 PM

Finally. His cellphone will die and we won't have to suffer through this low rent Passion Play.

by Anonymousreply 310October 14, 2014 7:39 PM

Brandon is a disgrace because he is purposely mocking the homeless. He is also lying out his worn and weathered ass.

by Anonymousreply 311October 14, 2014 7:44 PM

Brandon, Contact your father right away and be open with him about exactly what state you're in. You need to communicate to him how desperate your situation has gotten. It's time for you to move back in with him and rebuild your life.

There are a lot of bitter haters on here, ignore then and turn to family during this crisis. They can help you get back on track.

You are young, smart and attractive. You have everything to live for. Don't give up, just reach out.

by Anonymousreply 312October 18, 2014 3:26 PM

Bump. Brandon how are you doing?

by Anonymousreply 313October 20, 2014 1:40 AM

[You do realize that this is a troll, right? It does not believe what it posts. It just craves attention. You might want to stop talking to it.]

by Anonymousreply 314October 20, 2014 1:45 AM

Still alive.

by Anonymousreply 315October 22, 2014 12:27 AM

Brandon, what is your situation now? Why don't you just live with your parents/father until you get back on your feet?

by Anonymousreply 316October 22, 2014 12:41 AM

Are you depressed, Brandon. I know your situation is depressing, but remember circumstances change. The way things are now, and the way you feel now, will pass. People who run out of money and luck will eventually be back on top and the shots on this message board giving you a hard time will be on the recurring end of karma themselves,

Hang in there buddy. You have a lot going for you..you just gotta ride this out.

by Anonymousreply 317October 22, 2014 3:31 AM

I had an interview at Starbucks today. Should have the job if I pass the background check.

And I made W&W!

by Anonymousreply 318October 30, 2014 7:49 AM

Well my dad was supposed to come let me stay with him but my stepmom changed his mind. So now I've got till the 3rd to make rent. Ugh. I should find out Tuesday if I got the Starbucks job.

by Anonymousreply 319November 2, 2014 5:59 AM

[You do realize that this is a troll, right? It does not believe what it posts. It just craves attention. You might want to stop talking to it.]

by Anonymousreply 320November 2, 2014 5:17 AM

R320, I have no convictions on my record. They were all dismissed. And I've never been charged with prostitutuon, asshole, because I've never been a prostitute.

by Anonymousreply 321November 2, 2014 5:24 AM

[You do realize that this is a troll, right? It does not believe what it posts. It just craves attention. You might want to stop talking to it.]

by Anonymousreply 322November 2, 2014 5:32 AM

For someone so broke, you certainly have a lot of time to post about pop culture.

by Anonymousreply 323November 2, 2014 9:36 AM

No, because I live in Norway. Everyone here is guaranteed housing, food, and enough money to pay the bills, even if they're unemployed.

by Anonymousreply 324November 2, 2014 9:44 AM

R323, I don't get it. I'm not working, so yeah, I have a LOT of free time. And I don't have any money to go out and do anything so I spend a lot of time at my neighbors watching tv. Why would it cost money to "post about pop culture"?

by Anonymousreply 325November 2, 2014 5:46 PM

Fuck off

by Anonymousreply 326November 3, 2014 5:37 PM

Got the Starbucks job. Orientation tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 327November 3, 2014 11:11 PM

[quote]Got the Starbucks job. Orientation tomorrow.

Awesome, we'll come see you! Maybe we'll warn them about you too!

by Anonymousreply 328November 3, 2014 11:16 PM

Congratulations! I hope this is just the start of good things for you.

by Anonymousreply 329November 3, 2014 11:38 PM

Thanks, R329!

by Anonymousreply 330November 4, 2014 12:36 AM

Congratulations on the new job! Things are going to turn around. Maybe you'll be #BrandonFromStarbucks!

by Anonymousreply 331November 4, 2014 12:46 AM

We need a photo of Barista Brandon!

by Anonymousreply 332November 4, 2014 12:51 AM

It's not working at Starbucks that will get Brandon on the news.

by Anonymousreply 333November 4, 2014 12:59 AM

[You do realize that this is a troll, right? It does not believe what it posts. It just craves attention. You might want to stop talking to it.]

by Anonymousreply 334November 4, 2014 1:03 AM

I don't have a basement.

And I got my rent paid, too.

by Anonymousreply 335November 4, 2014 1:17 AM

He objects to the implication that he has a basement, not to the accusation of being a serial killer.

by Anonymousreply 336November 4, 2014 1:24 AM

[quote]I'm thinking it's the bodies buried in his basement that will get him on the news. Better clean that shit up before you get evicted, bitch!

The victims will wind up in 1 - the Starbucks dumpster; 2 - the Starbucks walk-in freezer; or 3 - in the drainage ditch near the Starbucks.

by Anonymousreply 337November 4, 2014 1:48 AM

[You do realize that this is a troll, right? It does not believe what it posts. It just craves attention. You might want to stop talking to it.]

by Anonymousreply 338November 4, 2014 1:51 AM

OP here. I hadn't checked in on this thread in a while. How's Brandon's GoFundMe campaign going? Is there anything we can do to help. I'd rather help Brandon than the kid in this thread:

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by Anonymousreply 339November 4, 2014 1:57 AM

Brandon, I can only speak for myself, but I hope things work out for you.

by Anonymousreply 340November 4, 2014 2:00 AM

R339, well the link is in your OP. I wouldn't mind some electricity. I'm sure my neighbor is tired of me washing my clothes and charging my phone over there.

by Anonymousreply 341November 4, 2014 2:05 AM

Who ARE these people figuratively sucking Brandon's dick? You know you won't ever get to literally, not even as he copies down your social security and credit card numbers and steals some checks.

by Anonymousreply 342November 4, 2014 2:06 AM

[You do realize that this is a troll, right? It does not believe what it posts. It just craves attention. You might want to stop talking to it.]

by Anonymousreply 343November 4, 2014 2:07 AM

Thanks for reminding me, Brandon. I started this thread based on a request, if I recall. Please let me know how much you want for your campaign, and I'd gladly provide it to you rather than the Boileau kid in Canada with the boils. Kisses, you doll!

by Anonymousreply 344November 4, 2014 2:15 AM

Thanks, OP. Whatever you're comfortable with or $500. Whichever is higher.

Thanks bae.

by Anonymousreply 345November 4, 2014 2:18 AM

A fool and his money are soon parted. Also, in this case, possibly a fool and his head...

by Anonymousreply 346November 4, 2014 2:26 AM

Does Starbucks make douchecaps in their trademark green?

by Anonymousreply 347November 4, 2014 3:01 AM

R339/R344 - I'm glad I don't know you in real life. Really, you'd choose a loser grifter over that poor kid who is constantly in pain?

You're pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 348November 4, 2014 8:00 PM

R348 ...as you can tell from their "banter" , obviously that poster is not the OP and is shaming Brandon for his "problems " when things like that kid's problems exist.

by Anonymousreply 349November 4, 2014 10:22 PM

R348, I am an awful, in fact, a horrendous, person in real life, but I would choose to give to the kid in Canada over Brandon. I just wanted to see whether I would get the reaction I expected from Brandon, and I did:

[quote] Thanks, OP. Whatever you're comfortable with or $500. Whichever is higher. Thanks bae.

What is more telling is that Brandon would think I would put him, or someone like him, before the kid and that you would think anyone would put Brandon before the kid.

As for you, R349, you are a bit more perceptive. However, I am the OP.

by Anonymousreply 350November 5, 2014 12:44 AM

[quote]Thanks, OP. Whatever you're comfortable with or $500. Whichever is higher. Thanks bae.

What's equally as telling is that Douche Brandon thinks someone's idiotic enough to fork over $500.

Aim high, douche. That's more than you'll earn in a month at Starbucks.

by Anonymousreply 351November 5, 2014 12:50 AM

Wait until she find out that Bruce had him first. Tune in to episode six of the new season, of course.

by Anonymousreply 352November 5, 2014 1:32 AM

Ha ...my reply R352 was for the Kros Jenner BBC thread. It is funnier here.

by Anonymousreply 353November 5, 2014 10:12 PM

Well, I lost the job at Starbucks. The woman liked me so much she had me in orientation before my background check cleared me. I had assumed that was all done, but they called me today to withdraw the offer. At least I'll get paid for the 5 hours of orientation.

by Anonymousreply 354November 5, 2014 10:21 PM

Your woe is me shit will never end, will it?

by Anonymousreply 355November 5, 2014 10:28 PM

Did you at least get a free Frappuccino?

by Anonymousreply 356November 5, 2014 10:28 PM

Are you staying in the library during the day and using their computers so you can post here?

by Anonymousreply 357November 5, 2014 10:29 PM

R355, there was no self-pity in that post. Just sn explanation of the situation.

by Anonymousreply 358November 5, 2014 10:31 PM

R357, I'm posting from my phone. I'm on someone else's plan and I can also connect to my neighbor's wifi when I'm home (with his permission).

by Anonymousreply 359November 5, 2014 10:32 PM

Some people take great pleasure in helping others. It's true, they could be getting ripped off. I've helped out strangers and was glad I had a little money and was able to do it.

by Anonymousreply 360November 5, 2014 10:37 PM

Brandon, I think you really need to find a Sugar Daddy.

by Anonymousreply 361November 5, 2014 10:38 PM

[quote]connect to my neighbor's wifi when I'm home (with his permission).

So you're getting his permission now, are ya?

by Anonymousreply 362November 5, 2014 10:42 PM

R361, lol! Probably!ive been extremely antisocial the past few months, though. It's not easy to be around people in my state. its difficult to be good company when you know you're going home to no food, electricity etc. I try to not to let my depression show, and it's a bit exhausting so I just withdraw altogether.

by Anonymousreply 363November 5, 2014 10:44 PM

I'm sure he's tried or is trying, r361. He's already got someone else paying for his phone service and there's that female friend he uses for money/shelter/whatever.

by Anonymousreply 364November 5, 2014 10:44 PM

R362, I don't get your question. He gave me his password so I'm connected to it when im in range.

by Anonymousreply 365November 5, 2014 10:45 PM

Isn't there a process where dismissed charges cab be expunged and sealed?

by Anonymousreply 366November 5, 2014 10:49 PM

Yes. I think you have to wait 2 years or something and then it's pretty expensive.

by Anonymousreply 367November 5, 2014 11:10 PM

[You do realize that this is a troll, right? It does not believe what it posts. It just craves attention. You might want to stop talking to it.]

by Anonymousreply 368November 5, 2014 11:13 PM

Did they give you a precise reason for withdrawing the offer, i.e., because of the dropped charges? It's no surprise the woman liked you; you look like a barista.

by Anonymousreply 369November 5, 2014 11:16 PM

A bit confused ...must be me ....I thought all charges were dropped ? Have you been convicted of something or pled guilty to a charged ?

Mage it was the credit check ? Do "charges" show up on a background check if there were never any convictions ?

It's been ages since I applied for a job ...is the question charged or convicted ? Misdemeanor or felony ? If you answered truthfully, I don't understand.

Can you ask for a copy of the background check ? Talk to your lawyer ... Maybe you 'pled' no contest to a charge rather than it being 'dropped'.

If you are on probation.parole for anything, you were found guilty of something.

Sorry for the latest blip ,,,the good news is your rent is still paid for November.

by Anonymousreply 370November 5, 2014 11:19 PM

[quote] Do "charges" show up on a background check if there were never any convictions ?

Yes, they do. Unless they have been expunged and sealed.

by Anonymousreply 371November 5, 2014 11:23 PM

[quote]It's no surprise the woman liked you; you look like a barista.

Is the woman a 16 year old?

by Anonymousreply 372November 5, 2014 11:25 PM

I have no convictions, but yes, the arrests and charges DO show up. Even though the forms usually only ask if you've ever been convicted, I'm finding out that even dismissed charges will cause a failure on a background check.

Not sure why, really. I did explain to the hiring manager that everything was dismissed but she said its out of her control and that based on my criminal history I wasn't cleared to work there.

by Anonymousreply 373November 5, 2014 11:25 PM

How much is rent in rural Texas?

by Anonymousreply 374November 5, 2014 11:25 PM

Brandon, why aren't you escorting? Or are you? But, if not, why not?

by Anonymousreply 375November 5, 2014 11:26 PM

He has said in other posts that sex for money would fuck with his head

by Anonymousreply 376November 5, 2014 11:37 PM

That's disgraceful -- charges that are dismissed should be automatically expunged.

by Anonymousreply 377November 5, 2014 11:41 PM

R374, my rent is $780 a month for a one bedroom.

by Anonymousreply 378November 5, 2014 11:42 PM

My rent in Seattle was $1800.

by Anonymousreply 379November 5, 2014 11:43 PM

You should go to the employment office and ask for advice about how to disclose the dropped charges thing upfront during the interview.

A potential employer can't be thrilled to find it out, with or without an offer on the table.

I guess there are places that don't do background checks, but probably few and far between. Gotta wonder which is better odds ...being upfront or hoping they won't do the background check.

Unfortunately you already have experience with the kind of company that doesn't . Kirby.

by Anonymousreply 380November 5, 2014 11:43 PM

boundgangbangs.com

by Anonymousreply 381November 5, 2014 11:44 PM

[You do realize that this is a troll, right? It does not believe what it posts. It just craves attention. You might want to stop talking to it.]

by Anonymousreply 382November 5, 2014 11:45 PM

That's more than I thought, though I don't know Texas very well.

by Anonymousreply 383November 5, 2014 11:46 PM

R377 .... Most company's make you sign fire at Will paperwork when you are hired.

Interviewing is even worse ...."found a better candidate " is an easy out if a hiring managers sees something they find oozy on a resume. Most people don't even get called in for the interview.

by Anonymousreply 384November 5, 2014 11:47 PM

R380, yeah I kind of struggle with how to handle that. Part of me does want to be upfront about it, but then I also fear I'll just be taking myself out of the running before I'm even in the door. I guess I'm also naive about it since I somewhat assumed that it's only convictions that companies care about, since that's what is inquired about on the applications.

by Anonymousreply 385November 5, 2014 11:48 PM

Always better to tell them upfront or they think you're lying.

Even convicted criminals, out of prison, get jobs like line cook at chain restaurants and places like that, so it's not impossible to get a job (however humble).

Call an employment agency and tell them you're looking for temp work, that you have been arrested but not convicted for a NON-VIOLENT crime. (Stress the non-violence: it's usually the only thing they care about.)

by Anonymousreply 386November 6, 2014 12:04 AM

R386, I was actually told by one place that it would be better if I WAS a convicted felon, because business actually get paid $5000 for hiring felons.

by Anonymousreply 387November 6, 2014 12:10 AM

Well, there you go, Brandy. Finally an attainable goal.

by Anonymousreply 388November 6, 2014 12:12 AM

[You do realize that this is a troll, right? It does not believe what it posts. It just craves attention. You might want to stop talking to it.]

by Anonymousreply 389November 6, 2014 12:15 AM

Did you wear your Special Interview Douchecap when you met with Starbucks?

by Anonymousreply 390November 6, 2014 12:15 AM

Brandon, do you find DL to be a refuge of sorts? If so, why?

by Anonymousreply 391November 6, 2014 12:56 AM

Brandon, look into vocational rehabilitation services. You can say you have ADD or something like that, or let them know you have depression (you must be depressed with all this crap). They can find you a job and provide whatever goods and services you need to attain and keep a job.

Let me know if you want more info.

Things will turn around. You're a smart attractive young guy, everything eventually turns around.

by Anonymousreply 392November 6, 2014 5:39 AM

Brandon, for your consideration from the two daily newspapers thread:

[quote] My paper is so desperate for delivery people they stuffed flyers into the paper advertising in my neighborhood. The route I'm on has about 60 subscribers, and they were offering $145 per month and a $150 sign-up bonus. I thought about it for a couple of seconds. I'm up at the time of the morning anyway, and it would be fun to get out of the house. Then I realized it's 7 days a week--forget that nonsense. I'll hold out for the school crossing guard gig, that's 1.5 hours X $11 per hour, and it's only 5 days a week with summers off. Plus, you get the little hand held stop sign and all the power that comes with it.

by Anonymousreply 393November 6, 2014 12:15 PM

I was boneless

by Anonymousreply 394November 6, 2014 12:35 PM

Mmmm. Paper.

by Anonymousreply 395November 6, 2014 1:51 PM

Please, post a pic if you cumming in some twinks asshole.

by Anonymousreply 396November 6, 2014 4:36 PM

Oooookay. Starbucks called me today to tell me that they were able to go ahead and get me cleared and if I could do training tomorrow.

I actually had another interview today and the dude hired me on the spot to start Monday. It's full-time, better pay and closer so I'm going with that! Plus it's an office environment which I prefer over retail.

I'm still going to go to the training tomorrow though because it's paid.

So some good news for a change! Let's hope it's the beginning of a trend.

by Anonymousreply 397November 6, 2014 11:20 PM

Brandon, what does the other job entail?

Other than employment, what do you covet?

by Anonymousreply 398November 6, 2014 11:23 PM

Brandon, I have a bad feeling about the office job. It a scam. Stay with Starbucks.

by Anonymousreply 399November 6, 2014 11:35 PM

Brandon, you will let me know when those lambs stop screaming, won't you?

by Anonymousreply 400November 7, 2014 1:29 AM

you have been out of work quite awhile. grab some hours part time at Starbucks. doesnt have to be one or the other. get that electricity turned back on faster.

by Anonymousreply 401November 7, 2014 1:41 AM

Bitch, please.

by Anonymousreply 402November 9, 2014 8:30 PM

I found an add for this, "Jobless Brandon" on a website. He even posts his email address on his site. I doubt it's our Brandon. I just thought it was a funny coincidence.

Now that you're at Starbucks, I hope, or that dreary office job, will you tell us whether the lambs have stopped screaming?

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by Anonymousreply 403November 14, 2014 9:21 AM

Things are starting to turn around for you Brandon. I am happy for you. Deep down I think you are a good guy and good things will come your way.

Keep us posted.

by Anonymousreply 404November 16, 2014 8:11 PM

Bitch, please.

by Anonymousreply 405November 16, 2014 8:14 PM

So glad you got a job. Starbucks, at least, gives you healthcare for 20 hours a week, and has always covered same sex partners. I hope this is the beginning of many good things for you, Brandon. I was rooting for you!

by Anonymousreply 406November 16, 2014 8:32 PM

I hate to hijack this thread but I see that this worked for that Brandon guy, and Im in a similar situation with my cat so ...

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by Anonymousreply 407March 14, 2015 7:50 PM

R407=Brandon, and that cat is fake.

by Anonymousreply 408March 14, 2015 10:51 PM

So no word from Brandon in quite a while. Is he dead, homeless, in prison (my guess)? I'll admit I'm curious.

I was never one of the Fandons but I enjoyed his threads in the way I enjoyed another DL fave--and a true gay icon--the late Sylvia Browne. I mean, you know it's not real (or in Brandon's case, largely imaginary) but somehow it's compelling, especially in that others take it so seriously.

by Anonymousreply 409April 19, 2015 11:54 AM

Brandon, call home.

by Anonymousreply 410March 8, 2018 2:29 PM

Who keeps bumping threads from 2015?

by Anonymousreply 411March 8, 2018 2:30 PM

I lumped it and bumped it

by Anonymousreply 412March 8, 2018 2:33 PM
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