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I Got Punched In The Face

This is kind of an old story but I thought some DLers might enjoy hearing about one of the times someone hit me.

It was in Galveston, TX. I'd hang out at my friends loft while my girlfriend was at school (I lived with her and her parents, had no wheels and didn't want to spend all day with her mom).

Most days is go chill at this coffee shop called MOD. Galveston has a lot of doctors and med students because of UTMB and this one very handsome doctor would come in all of the time. Sometimes with his wife and little boy, but mostly he'd ride his bike over solo, and we'd always chat.

Anyway, I invited him over to my friends loft to smoke some weed one afternoon and he was game. (Friend was at work btw). We smoked and I told him I wanted to fuck him. He tried to laugh it off, but I sat right next to him and started rubbing his thigh. He just continued to nervously laugh, I pointed out he wasn't stopping me ...

So I'm fucking him on my friends bed. Face down ass up. His pants are next to me and I see his phone in the pocket. I decide to shoot some video. I get a great shot of my load seeping outta his ass (he didn't know I had his phone LOL).

I quickly run to the bathroom and look at his texts. It's obvious which one is his wife and I send her the video along with a nice message.

Come out the bathroom. He's got his pants on, my load still fresh in his ass, and he's asking if I have his phone LOL Busted! I give him the phone and the first thing he does is look at his texts.

He starts screaming "What the fuck is wrong with you?!" And I very quickly walked to the door hoping he'd follow. He did but was screaming at me, then started poking me in the chest. Finally he punched me in the face. It hurt but I didn't fall down or anything. I wanted to laugh but it hurt too much. He said something like "thanks for ruining my life" and left.

I did see him at MOD. A few times after that but we never talked.

by Anonymousreply 109April 1, 2018 12:26 AM

Oh Brandon. Take the little blue pill.

by Anonymousreply 1August 14, 2013 6:28 PM

Wait, so what was that whole business with your apparent "suicide" last week? And now you're here posting? Was that some sort of desperate shout for attention? I'm not sure why you think that anyone would care about you getting punched in the face, having a baby, being an "actuary". No one actually thinks you're a real person.ttt

by Anonymousreply 2August 14, 2013 6:35 PM

Essentially Stupid Tale

by Anonymousreply 3August 14, 2013 6:35 PM

WE.

DON'T.

GIVE.

A.

FUCK.

by Anonymousreply 4August 14, 2013 6:37 PM

Why couldn't you do a real suicide????

by Anonymousreply 5August 14, 2013 6:38 PM

0/10.

by Anonymousreply 6August 14, 2013 6:39 PM

Come here, trolling asshole. You won't lack for serious face punching, slapping, and the occasional razor swipe.

Couldn't hurt the appearance, after all, could it?

by Anonymousreply 7August 14, 2013 6:43 PM

R2, someone posted on FB that I died. Then someone posted that here. I didn't die.

And when you say people don't think I'm real, what do you mean? Beyond posting pictures, my FB link and even videos addressing you guys, I think at this point you're just being willfully ignorant.

Unless you mean the details of my life are made up, which is silly. My life is pretty dull- I work, I have a newborn, I fuck up every now and then but nothing outlandish. I'm not posting about fucking celebs or asking for sympathy for some illness.

Pfft.

by Anonymousreply 8August 14, 2013 6:53 PM

[quote] someone posted on FB that I died

And by someone, you mean YOU.

by Anonymousreply 9August 14, 2013 6:54 PM

Brandon, where can we see you naked? You're hot!

by Anonymousreply 10August 14, 2013 6:54 PM

[quote]Why couldn't you do a real suicide????

That's pretty offensive to any real suicide victims who may be reading this.

by Anonymousreply 11August 14, 2013 6:54 PM

Post a video of you reading the entire post of R8 while holding up today's newspaper then.

by Anonymousreply 12August 14, 2013 7:01 PM

Must you guys make this thread all about me?

by Anonymousreply 13August 14, 2013 7:18 PM

If you really want to prove that you're the "real" Brandon, authenticate, then post a pic of yourself with a computer with DL on the screen.

You have to admit he's pretty entertaining though.

by Anonymousreply 14August 14, 2013 7:22 PM

We need Nev Schulman to get to the, uh, bottom of this.

by Anonymousreply 15August 14, 2013 7:27 PM

[quote]That's pretty offensive to any real suicide victims who may be reading this.

Oh lord, faux compassion from a sociopath.

by Anonymousreply 16August 14, 2013 7:35 PM

This. Never. Happened.

by Anonymousreply 17August 14, 2013 7:41 PM

[quot] Must you guys make this thread all about me?

You know what would stop all this awful attention?

If you stopped coming here, posting here and being here.

by Anonymousreply 18August 14, 2013 7:47 PM

[quote]And when you say people don't think I'm real, what do you mean?

Oh, right. Because R2 is the first catfishing accusation you've ever received.

You're a pathetic attention whore who spend an enormous amount of time trolling throughout the Internet.. That's the only part of you that anyone believed is real.

[quote]That's pretty offensive to any real suicide victims who may be reading this

said the sociopath who faked his own suicide this week.

by Anonymousreply 19August 14, 2013 7:53 PM

Punched but not deleted.

How sad.

by Anonymousreply 20August 14, 2013 7:57 PM

[quote]My life is pretty dull- I work, I have a newborn, I fuck up every now and then but nothing outlandish

Except that one time I invited a stranger back to someone else's home to do drugs, made a homoerotic pass at him, had unprotected sex, stole his phone during sex, snapped a photo of my ejaculate seeping from his ass, sent it to his wife and got punched in the face because of it.

But nothing outlandish!

by Anonymousreply 21August 14, 2013 8:05 PM

No doubt Brandon is an attention whore, but those photos ARE him. At least he uses his own photos and doesn't steal 'em off the net.

Remember that other attention whore, Javi? He got busted when he posted a photo here and someone recognized it as their ex. Ah, good times.

by Anonymousreply 22August 14, 2013 8:11 PM

WW for R20. We haven't seen that spirit here since.....2005.

by Anonymousreply 23August 14, 2013 8:11 PM

[quote]No doubt Brandon is an attention whore, but those photos ARE him

Agreed, but he's still lying, deceiving, obfuscating and fabricating pretty much everything else about himself. I don't believe anything he says or anything about him, including his name or his social media friends. I'm convinced that he catfishes as other people to back up his "Brandon Wade" persona online. The reactions to his "suicide" (which he obviously orchestrated) were laughably phony.

The closest thing we can claim for certain is that the guy in the photos is the guy writing these posts. That doesn't mean anything else he says about himself is remotely true.

Someone should try to find him in person. Meet the guy in the photos and then report back to us here. Someone must live near him and be able to track him down. Where does a bisexual, sociopathic young father hang out besides trolling for married cock in coffee shops? Hmmm?

by Anonymousreply 24August 14, 2013 8:23 PM

I understand the catfish accusations but I've done the pics for you guys I've made the videos. I'm burnt out on proving myself atm. But maybe I'll make another video this weekend. It's not a big deal, it's just the constant request to prove myself is burdensome.

[quote]Oh lord, faux compassion from a sociopath.

It was kind of a joke since real suicide victims would be ...you know. Dead.

by Anonymousreply 25August 14, 2013 8:36 PM

[quote]It's not a big deal, it's just the constant request to prove myself is burdensome.

Why don't you just stop posting and never come back? That what most of us here want, for you to go the fuck away and take your fucked up fantasy life with you.

If its so burdensome to come here and be called out as the troll you so obviously are, then just GO AWAY.

by Anonymousreply 26August 14, 2013 8:44 PM

Honestly Brandon, you are tiresome though I've rarely read your posts. Your grammar and paragraph structure are enough to redirect my attention.

by Anonymousreply 27August 14, 2013 8:58 PM

If only they would kick you in the twat.

by Anonymousreply 28August 14, 2013 9:03 PM

[quote] Javi?

Javi? Like from the Avatar movie? The Javi?

by Anonymousreply 29August 14, 2013 9:12 PM

[quote]Unless you mean the details of my life are made up, which is silly. My life is pretty dull- I work, [bold]I have a newborn[/bold], I fuck up every now and then but nothing outlandish.

You told us you'll have nothing to do with your child, beyond providing financial support. That makes you a sperm donor, which means you don't get to include the child in the details of your life.

by Anonymousreply 30August 14, 2013 9:22 PM

[quote]If its so burdensome to come here and be called out as the troll you so obviously are, then just GO AWAY.

That's not the burdensome part. And I enjoy coming here.

But I did just hear something pretty disturbing so I think I WILL stop signingi my posts.

It may just be the internet but I am a real person, and real life threats to people I know are cruel. I know how you guys are and I know I open myself to attacks. But others don't know this place and those kinds of things are scary.

But I guess it worked. The Datalounge - 1 Brandon -0

by Anonymousreply 31August 14, 2013 9:32 PM

Brandon, you are a legend in your own mind, warning off the victims of the fierce DL denizens.

Imagine coming to a place where you aren't wanted, posting all kinds of offensive and provocative fantasies about sociopathic behavior, and then braving the scorn of these fierce DataLoungers in order to protect "real life" people.

by Anonymousreply 32August 15, 2013 1:03 AM

ZZZZZzzzzzzz

by Anonymousreply 33August 15, 2013 12:16 PM

Do Not Feed The Troll

by Anonymousreply 34August 15, 2013 12:22 PM

This is why I lock my phone with a passcode.

by Anonymousreply 35August 15, 2013 12:34 PM

[quote]But I did just hear something pretty disturbing so I think I WILL stop signingi my posts.

You JUST heard something disturbing???? After all the abuse that has been thrown at you, you just now heard something that is so bad that you are considering going anonymous? What was it?

And, don't let other people control you.

by Anonymousreply 36August 15, 2013 12:38 PM

Brandon, I liked you better dead.

by Anonymousreply 37August 15, 2013 12:56 PM

Y'all(Brandon)and all y'all(his fans and foes) are a bunch of idiots. This is not a game of catfish. It is a game of cat and mouse.

Hint: Brandon is not the mouse.

He is dangerous and disturbed however. And boring. Psychopaths are never as enthralling as they imagine. His behavior is escalating and it is time to leave it alone.

by Anonymousreply 38August 15, 2013 1:03 PM

I never thought I was capable of wishing someone would kill himself, yet here we are...

by Anonymousreply 39August 15, 2013 1:04 PM

Did you ever tell us why you destroyed this man's family and possibly made his child lose his father?

by Anonymousreply 40August 15, 2013 1:11 PM

[quote]Did you ever tell us why you destroyed this man's family and possibly made his child lose his father?

Don't ever watch a foreign film.

by Anonymousreply 41August 15, 2013 1:20 PM

Remember, when you starve something, it dies.

by Anonymousreply 42August 15, 2013 1:25 PM

Why did you send that video?

by Anonymousreply 43August 15, 2013 1:30 PM

Stop responding to this dully annoying troll. It is not a real person.

Since the webmaster won't do anything about it, just ignore it.

by Anonymousreply 44August 15, 2013 1:36 PM

[quote]That's pretty offensive to any real suicide victims who may be reading this

I'm pretty certain that there are no suicide victims reading anything at all.

by Anonymousreply 45August 15, 2013 1:49 PM

[quote]Why did you send that video?

Which video?

by Anonymousreply 46August 15, 2013 3:34 PM

Wait, (yeah, I'm late to this) Brandon isn't dead?

by Anonymousreply 47August 15, 2013 3:40 PM

[quote]So I'm fucking him on my friends bed. Face down ass up. His pants are next to me and I see his phone in the pocket. [italic]I decide to shoot some video.[/italic] I get a great shot of my load seeping outta his ass (he didn't know I had his phone LOL).

That video!

by Anonymousreply 48August 15, 2013 4:59 PM

If anyone in the real world ever paid any attention to Brandon, even to punch him, then he wouldn't have to come here and make up his stories.

I'd suggest that Brandon joins a support group for those with narcissistic personality disorder but they'd only ignore him too.

by Anonymousreply 49August 15, 2013 5:48 PM

[quote] It is not a real person.

He's real in that he is the person in the pictures and the videos he's posted for us.

But the stories may be fake. Even if they are, though, it's amazing how much hatred some people have on here for him. Emailing his work, sending his facebook friends threatening messages. Other than being a douche in real life, he's pretty civil here and I don't think I've ever read him attack another poster. In fact, he accepts the abuse pretty well.

So why all of the hate? If it's just because he's boring then ignore the threads.

by Anonymousreply 50August 15, 2013 5:50 PM

Brandon can change, he just needs the right person to love and nurture him

by Anonymousreply 51August 15, 2013 7:13 PM

If all you idiots wouldn't take the bait and post these bullshit threads would die.

by Anonymousreply 52August 15, 2013 7:18 PM

[quote]If all you idiots wouldn't take the bait and post these bullshit threads would die.

But R52, some of us actually enjoy these threads and enjoy Brandon, regardless of whether what he writes is true or not. If you don't like these threads, don't open them.

by Anonymousreply 53August 15, 2013 7:33 PM

You're stupid and pathetic, R53.

by Anonymousreply 54August 15, 2013 8:03 PM

Sad for Brandon. Sociopaths can't really change.

by Anonymousreply 55August 15, 2013 8:39 PM

Brandon, authenticate!

by Anonymousreply 56August 15, 2013 9:08 PM

Wow. They deleted my video thread.

I made you guys another video. The dong is definitely inspired by my experiences at DL.

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by Anonymousreply 57August 16, 2013 5:23 AM

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by Anonymousreply 58August 16, 2013 5:32 AM

Please punch and delete, webmistress. Punch hard and delete decisively, please.

by Anonymousreply 59August 16, 2013 5:33 AM

take a writing class, OP- your fiction is tedious.

by Anonymousreply 60August 16, 2013 5:37 AM

Yes please delete and ban him permanently.

This is not play. He is dangerous and escalating. I think he may have already killed, or will soon. He is neither suicidal or misunderstood. Complete psychopath.

He will bring much trouble to DL corporately and to individual posters.

He cannot be helped. It is not ethical to assist him. It is in fact unethical.

Ban him decisively or I will report his many threads and posts to other authorities.

by Anonymousreply 61August 16, 2013 5:59 AM

Notice how he never addresses DL directly in his vids? He only puts DL in the title. This troll is ripping some poor, schlubby, boring guy's benign vids & pics from another site and posting them as the fictional Brandon's.

I believe you are all being catfished by someone who is old, fat and female--a shut-in, flyover frau who is getting revenge on you for all the frau bashing on DL.

by Anonymousreply 62August 16, 2013 8:05 AM

R62, you're not very bright.

by Anonymousreply 63August 16, 2013 9:14 AM

love it that no one got the suicide joke. i thought this was supposed to be a intelligent site...who out there remembers the old days when someone could just look up almost anyone in the phone book.

by Anonymousreply 64August 16, 2013 9:52 AM

He is a total tool. That video had a ten second statement and then started showing pictures of the guy. I didn't watch it all ...but the video was over three minutes long ... REALLY ? three minutes of pictures ...like he did one of those tribute videos set to music of himself. Weird.

by Anonymousreply 65August 16, 2013 11:11 AM

R62, he just posted another video the other day after his "death" that directly referenced the board and he even made a joke about his death. One poster asked him to dress and pose a certain way, and he posted that picture right away. Another asked him to hold up a sign saying "No Catfish" and sign his name and he did that right away.

You can't really fake the videos, especially the couple he has posted where he directly references what's happening in the thread.

As for the stories he tells? Well, those could obviously be a lie.

by Anonymousreply 66August 16, 2013 11:40 AM

Anyone who believes anything about this nutcase is a fool.

Yes, he's almost certainly the weirdo in the photos/videos. That's it. That's all we know. Besides that, everything about him from his online profiles, his social media friends, his bullshit stories and even his name, is likely fake.

by Anonymousreply 67August 16, 2013 11:56 AM

r67, and? Many people on DL have a fake persona. I am never going to meet Brandon. I am never going to fuck Brandon. So, I really don't give a damn if it is real or not.

by Anonymousreply 68August 16, 2013 12:01 PM

r64, I am sure that several people got the suicide joke and even enjoyed it. That doesn't mean they needed to comment.

I actually gave it WW.

by Anonymousreply 69August 16, 2013 12:14 PM

[quote]R66, and? Many people on DL have a fake persona

I was addressing those who believe he's "real", moron.

by Anonymousreply 70August 16, 2013 12:34 PM

Brandon, your presence is requested here:

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 71August 16, 2013 12:41 PM

You are a dickhead!

by Anonymousreply 72August 16, 2013 12:46 PM

Brandon is currently infecting Zatalounge with his sexy evil!!!!

by Anonymousreply 73August 16, 2013 3:29 PM

The little troll that couldn't.

by Anonymousreply 74August 16, 2013 6:00 PM

R61, the sky is falling!

by Anonymousreply 75August 17, 2013 1:46 AM

[quote]That's pretty offensive to any real suicide victims who may be reading this.

Christ. You're as fucking stupid as you are ugly.

Any suicide victim is ALREADY FUCKING DEAD.

Try it.

You might like it!

by Anonymousreply 76August 17, 2013 1:50 AM

R76, spill it!!

by Anonymousreply 77August 17, 2014 6:28 PM

Oh my god.

by Anonymousreply 78August 17, 2014 6:53 PM

What a sweetheart. Bet yhose who donated to him are really happy.

by Anonymousreply 79August 17, 2014 7:41 PM

I'd live to punch you in the face, asshole.

by Anonymousreply 80August 18, 2014 5:42 AM

I think he's the Galveston troll on DL. There's been quite a few mentions of that rather obscure city on this board.

by Anonymousreply 81August 18, 2014 6:57 AM

I think he finally got banned.

by Anonymousreply 82August 18, 2014 3:16 PM

CUNT!

by Anonymousreply 83August 18, 2014 4:48 PM

An story that includes casual anal sex with a straight guy bottoming is fake. You don't just fuck in the ass. You have to prepare.

by Anonymousreply 84August 18, 2014 4:56 PM

I live in Galveston and have mentioned it before. The fact that this psycho troll lived here is rather disturbing.

by Anonymousreply 85August 18, 2014 6:10 PM

G-town is full of trolls

by Anonymousreply 86August 18, 2014 6:14 PM

Great story, it reminds me of the time Russell Crowe's baby popped out of my vagine and I named it Figment.

by Anonymousreply 87August 18, 2014 6:18 PM

[quote]You have to prepare

Well you don't have to do anything, it just will likely be gross.

by Anonymousreply 88August 18, 2014 6:30 PM

At the gay beach in Galveston

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by Anonymousreply 89August 18, 2014 6:47 PM

My iPad just burst into flames.

by Anonymousreply 90August 18, 2014 7:59 PM

You guys realize this thread is a year old, right? For some reason, someone always goes and bumps year old threads on the anniversary of their last post, probably thinking people will just look at the month and date and not notice the year v

by Anonymousreply 91August 18, 2014 8:16 PM

[quote]At the gay beach in Galveston

Jesus Christ. If those twinks were vampires they'd melt into a rainbow colored puddle out there in the sun.

by Anonymousreply 92August 18, 2014 11:55 PM

[quote] For some reason, someone always goes and bumps year old threads on the anniversary of their last post, probably thinking people will just look at the month and date and not notice the year.

Someone?

Clearly "Brandon" bumped this because "his" other posts got deleted.

by Anonymousreply 93August 19, 2014 5:00 PM

It seems he really did get banned, not a peep out of him for a few days now. Yay! He really is an annoying troll.

by Anonymousreply 94August 19, 2014 5:05 PM

[quote]It seems he really did get banned, not a peep out of him for a few days now. Yay! He really is an annoying troll.

Are you assuming that because you haven't seen posts signed by "him" that it's still not posting from the various other accounts it has always posted with?

by Anonymousreply 95August 19, 2014 5:07 PM

Well if he is r95 he's not creating the kinds of posts he's known for.

by Anonymousreply 96August 19, 2014 5:14 PM

There are a lot of different posts he'd make.. some as "him," some as defenders of "him," and some as those who hated "him." So...

by Anonymousreply 97August 19, 2014 5:17 PM

Durrrrrrrr

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by Anonymousreply 98August 19, 2014 7:07 PM

He posted on a deleted thread a long list of sites he's posted on.

But be careful, R98. Webmaster is deleting all of these threads and banning people who post pictures.

by Anonymousreply 99August 19, 2014 7:18 PM

He'll be back.

by Anonymousreply 100August 19, 2014 7:56 PM

he already is

by Anonymousreply 101August 21, 2014 6:20 PM

Prime time is finally over! I can request someone start a new Brandon thread. We'd like to be kept up-to-date on his crisis.

by Anonymousreply 102August 23, 2014 4:14 AM

Looks like he got punched and deleted.

by Anonymousreply 103September 24, 2014 2:17 AM

So any updates or do you think he's dead or in prison now?

by Anonymousreply 104February 13, 2015 7:55 AM

He's still hungry with no electricity!

by Anonymousreply 105February 20, 2015 8:34 PM

Not nearly enough times brandon.

by Anonymousreply 106February 20, 2015 9:17 PM

Brandon, phone home!

by Anonymousreply 107November 19, 2016 7:55 AM
by Anonymousreply 108March 8, 2018 5:57 PM

Bump for Brandon

by Anonymousreply 109April 1, 2018 12:26 AM
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