Jack Schlossberg: Get help

No it aint, he just not overweight or obese like so many Americans - or Australians, NZer's or British either to be fair.

When everyone you see around you is fat, someone at the lower end of the normal weight range may look like they got an eating disorder. He looks fine

R1 I think anorexia is starting to affect your cognitive functions.

No food make you stupid!

His face looks emaciated but his body looks great.

Nah, he's built like his grandpa

Looks very fine to me...

Treasure trail extraordinaire.

He does look fine. The real problem is that he is posting it on the internet.

R1 are you autistic? serious question. the logic is autistic. I can tell right away.

I am not comparing him to fat americans. I am comparing him to himself. he used to look like this on the top. Now he looks like this. Twenty, maybe thirty pounds lighter. This is an eating disorder.

I don't think it's an eating disorder but the incessant need for attention suggests he was either badly raised (probably spoiled and doted on as the boy child) or he's got some kind of minor mental thing going on. My money is on spoiled rotten and just doesn't know any better.)

He’s a butterface, just like the rest of that unfortunate-looking family of dopers and whores.

I honestly wonder how some of you lived during the AIDS epidemic. Did you not notice there were suddenly a lot of very emaciated people everywhere?

There is physically underweight and then there is obsessively maintaining a weight close to that.

You never want to look like you are trying too hard.

He looks sickly.

He's so hot! Just like John!

Nah. He's just one of those weirdos who eats properly and goes to the gym every day. Freaks!

[quote]He does look fine. The real problem is that he is posting it on the internet.

R7 He can post it on the internet all he likes as far as I'm concerned. If I looked like that you can bet your goddamn ass I'd be posting it on the interwebs

[quote]I am not comparing him to fat americans. I am comparing him to himself. he used to look like this on the top. Now he looks like this. Twenty, maybe thirty pounds lighter. This is an eating disorder.

R8 No way is there 20-30 pounds difference between those two pics, probably not even ten. He could likely go from what he looks like in the original pic to the top one you posted just with one feed at Golden Corral or some other fine dinin' joint

I’ll feed him my fat dick.

@r10, "He’s a butterface, just like the rest of that unfortunate-looking family of dopers and whores. "

Child, are you ill?

He's hot. OP you must be fat. I hope things improve for you. Some people are thin.

I’d eat his ass.

he is in great shape. If you've got it, flaunt it!

good for you Jack!

I'd love to schloss his berg!

Why is he wearing a butterfly on his workout shorts?

Dunno who he is, but jeez, OP, he simply has a lean (ectomorph) body type. I’m the same. To the envy of fat bastards everywhere we can eat to our heart’s content but find it hard to put on weight.

I’m more concerned by that butterfly that’s trying to get into his pants. Sexually molested by a butterfly!

He looks very trim. He does not look anorexic.

[quote]Dunno who he is, but jeez, OP, he simply has a lean (ectomorph) body type. I’m the same. To the envy of fat bastards everywhere we can eat to our heart’s content but find it hard to put on weight.

R24 absolutely right. And I'll admit I'm envious. Being slim does not come natural for me, I have to work at it. And ectomorphs are hot

[quote]I’m more concerned by that butterfly that’s trying to get into his pants. Sexually molested by a butterfly!

R25 hell I cant blame that butterfly, I'd love to get into his pants

The autism troll is one of the dumbest trolls here, and that’s saying something.

He doesn’t look anorexic at all. He looks completely normal.

To properly judge his body weight I'm gonna need him to sit on my face.

Does he rollerblade shirtless in public like his Uncle John John?

This is not an eating disorder, OP. It's just plain old narcissism - and what is even worse, it is completely unwarranted. Whomever is responsible for convincing this truncheon-nosed, beady-eyed uggo that he's hot, deserves the Marketing Award of the Century.

[quote] Dunno who he is, but jeez, OP, he simply has a lean (ectomorph) body type. I’m the same. To the envy of fat bastards everywhere we can eat to our heart’s content but find it hard to put on weight.

Except he’s not an ectomorph. An ectomorph is a natural thin person. Jack Schlossberg was pretty fleshy when he wasn’t into fitness. He had what would probably be considered a “normal” body to most people.

Some of you are really quite stupid.

Whenever I go to a gay beach I always see these razor thin, wispy little things wearing what are basically women’s bikini bottoms, flouncing around looking like a strong wind would blow them away.

Some of you are those people right?

Body is underweight. Very lowbody fat. It's a look. The problem is his face. Which looks (choose one or many):

like shit

gaunt

sickly

anorexic

untreated poz

methy

again, like shit.

His face looks like shit, for whatever reason.

[quote]Whenever I go to a gay beach I always see these razor thin, wispy little things wearing what are basically women’s bikini bottoms, flouncing around looking like a strong wind would blow them away.

R34 Where the fuck is this gay beach yous talkin bout? Cos I wanna get my ass down there stat. Them razor thin wispy little things are gonna get blown, but not by a strong wind.... Aint no razor thin wispy little things at the gay beaches here. Or the bath houses (which are more akin to hippo sanctuaries).

That viral rant he gave Caroline about not wanting restaurant food was indicative of someone with an eating disorder. As someone else said his face is too gaunt for someone his age

She has a dancer's body.

He's got AIDS face but I don't think it got to his body yet, looks good to me, he whines like a little gay boy though.

He's adowable !

The photos alone dont make me think he is anorexic. But there was a DL thread about him complaining about having to eat at restaurants with his family or something like that. He was mostly complaining about having to eat.

I think he may be anorexic. Definitely is seeking attention

Doesn’t, not don’t

I would say his natural body set point is fairly endomorph if his face reduces to skeletal to get an acceptably "low fat" body.

I also so that face on two of my friends after just a year or two of Tina sex. Tina can eat away fat that you don't get back, just like AIDS used to. This is the face that people are now calling ozempic face as well. Because apparently for certain folks ozempic can also zap face fat a bit too aggressively.

I also SAW

since he probably isn't a PNP queen (though who knows) and probably wouldn't have untreated HIV, Occam's razor would suggest, based on the skeletal face, and the hissy fit he threw about restaurants, that he severely restricts his calories. Call it what you will.

^ What did you saw?

I have seen that face on PnP gays.

It's in his face. It reflects rapid, excess weight loss. No one his age would have a face so gaunt without some physiological imbalance. Remember, he was a husky kid. It could be depression. Even with treatment, depression can curb the appetite. He's young and athletic and needs a certain caloric intake -- and he's not getting it.

I hope he'll be alright, and I wish he'd leave social media for a while.

I don’t see stretch marks. BTW, why isn’t he neurotic about the nose?

What's with the stupid butterfly? It can't be to censor a visible package given the location unless it's the tiniest thing ever.

As for his body, he may not be anorexic but his face looks like a meth addict's...

He's giving prisoner of war vibes.

What health club is that? I bet he's going to jerk off in the steam room with some other dudes.

I seen that face

He looks slim, not anorexic.

Bet she's on Lox Cub looking for gefeltie fish.

I don’t think they cater to his tastes.

This one too

The Shriver ladies have that bony skull appearance.

I’d say, actually a homely disorder. I mean, no…

I wonder if that ugly, pampered and big-nosed cunt has presidential aspirations? One thing sure, he's no JFK Jr.----who I think might have gone far in politics, not only with his looks but with that innate charm his father had.

*one thing FOR sure

Jackie and Lee both had eating disorders and would regularly fat shame family members. Anorexia runs in the family.

But face aside his body is hot and healthy in appearance.

I thought we'd been over this already.

Nothing tastes as good as being thin does.

Looks like an (old-fashioned) swimmer's build to me, just with hair.

He doesn't look hungry to me, just thirsty.

Nobody cares they're at a nude beach?

[quote]What's with the stupid butterfly? It can't be to censor a visible package given the location unless it's the tiniest thing ever.

I assume the butterfly is to cover up his pubes.

A shame. It would have been hot to see his bush.

R69, He did not want to gift us with a peek at his pubes like Matt Gutman inadvertently did.

He’s looking more and more like Seth Rudetsky.

His second cousin Conor is hotter.

Connor is hot and has always been down to fuck, as we know.

^ The only straight guy Taylor Swift dated until the football player

@r72, To bad that picture got destroyed with the other guy in it 😠

He's fine. He's not underweight. He's just low body fat, and it happens to show in his face.

R75, And his shoulders.

Wow all the apologists. Nobody is saying his body is starvation thin. But LOOK AT HIS FACE. He is not well. That is not a healthy 31 year old face.

His mother undereats and is skinny rich but her face does not look unwell, however deeply lined. His father has a normal healthy old man's face.

Will he drop the name Schlossberg for Kennedy when his father dies?

Take a quick glance at yourself OP. That fat belly of yours... now that's an eating disorder!

R79, Caroline now goes by Caroline Kennedy.

He looks fine. A bit hairy, but not anorexic.

He looks weatherbeaten.

[quote] I’d eat his ass.

Me too, and more than once

R83 - that’s a primary trait among Kennedys.

[quote] What's with the stupid butterfly? It can't be to censor a visible package given the location unless it's the tiniest thing ever.

It could be one of those cock eating mutant butterflies, that only feeds on tasty packages.

You can see his ribs, FFS!! That's never good.

If he's not anorexic, he's close enough for government work.

R87that's actually normal depending on the way someone's positioned. Nothing wrong with being able to see someone's ribs as long as they arent sticking out, and his arent.

R8–you really think there is a 30 lb. difference between those two photos?

R72, his second cousin* Patrick Schwarzenegger is also hotter.

*I think they are actually first cousins once removed. Maria and Caroline are first cousins, so their kids, Patrick and Jack, respectively, would be first cousins once removed.

Looks like he has Ozempic face although I'm sure he's not taking that. It's just his natural look.

R90 . . .

Jack is 31. Wiki has no Personal Info. What do we know?

Borderline gay voice.

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You can be quite thin before it becomes a health concern. He is nowhere near that point.

As you get older you need to decide between your body or your face. Adding a few more pounds might make his face less gaunt, but he’s chosen a rail thin physique. He’s not necessarily unhealthy.

He has his mother's genes. Caroline has always looked in need of a good cheeseburger or three.

He looks hot as fuck to me. That chest hair/happy trail is 🤤

Why does he have his pants pulled halfway down?

He's too old for this shit. He's starting to remind me of Ronan Farrow - wants to be a Serious Person, but serious people don't do this kind of thing. Caroline no doubt thinks the sun shines out his ass & is likely amused by his antics, but he seems very tiresome

[quote]Why does he have his pants pulled halfway down?

Dunno R100, but I hope somebody finishes the job, I wanna see them all the way down

He’s a Kennedy, he has heroin face not anorexia.

r101 You seem very triggered by someone you could simply ignore.

You fat whores have forgotten what a normal healthy body is supposed to look like.

More contributions from Helen Kellers, for example, R105. The teens in the 1960 photo are 10-15 years younger than Miss Schlossberg and the boys have nice fat vs muscle tone. Slim but not emaciated. 31 yo ripped Miss Thing is much thinner.

He's only 31! The folds in his face tell the story.

Remember how you could tell your (former) best friend was back on meth before he opened his mouth?! It's all in the face.

by the way, those do not look like 1960 haircuts.

Well, I'm gonna guess a lot of you are looking at him on your cell phones. Trust me, his ribs are sticking out on my 17" laptop.

That is not a healthy look or weight for him.

Looks perfectly fine. Some of us are quite thin, and perfectly healthy.

[quote]Why does he have his pants pulled halfway down?

Probably falling off because he lost weight.

R63 good on them for avoiding having fat kids. No one wants a fatty. What I do wonder is why Jack is single? If he marries, I’m calling it now, she will be Asian. Beautiful, but Asian.

When did he get that tattoo on his arm?

I just realized Caroline Kennedy has lived longer than her mother did.

Is the butterfly an attempt to hide his pubes?

I’ve seen much more bush on IG.

R115, pube peeks can get your post deleted on Instagram if someone reports it, which someone probably would with a mainstream figure like Schlossberg. With instahoes, OF "creators" and porn stars, there's a little more leeway because their followers are less likely to report.

Or the butterfly might just be an effort to make a thirst trap seem more respectable.

All the comments criticising his online posts as attention seeking. He's a Kennedy, that's what they do.

Unless it's bad news, they suppress that.

He's turning into Anthony Weiner.

I wish they would more effectively suppress bad news RFK Jr.

[quote] Looks perfectly fine. Some of us are quite thin, and perfectly healthy.

THIN???!!!!!

The excuses are something else. Yes, old people have to choose face or body, but he's 31. No healthy 31-year-old looks like that in the face. Come on. And yeah, people are much fatter today. But sorry, there are lots of videos and photos available of people back then, and your average person didn't look like that in the face either even if the bodies were somewhat close.

All of the Kennedys get prematurely aged, wrinkled, weather-beaten faces. Being too thin like him makes it 10 x worse.

Did this one get any brains, or is he dim like Uncle John John?

He seems quite fem. I doubt we'll be hearing about any girlfriends.

Not the marrying kind?

Here is Jack in 2017 for comparison purposes:

It's called aging OP

plus crossfit

Unfortunate that he got his father’s nose, but at least he avoided those horrid Kennedy TEETH!

Most of them have a picket fence for a smile, and it’s positively ghastly.

O my soul! Is that Mr. Anthony Weiner?

I think he has a Jean-Paul Belmondo look.

The nose is great.

That's some nose!

Hi! I’m v8fairy and I think this is normal and healthy!

Jack Schlongberg has a big schwanz!

[quote] Jack Schlongberg has a big schwanz!

Well that explains the dick eating killer butterfly trying desperately to get into his pants.

I was similarly thin during my college years, perhaps 125 pounds, but it didn't show in my face. By the time I turned 30 I was about 145-150.

R134 Thats not unhealthy. Thats just a really shit photo

I suppose DL shouldn't be too hard to Jack because if his uncle was alive, he'd be posting similar selfies, showing the world that even if he was a silver fox, he still had a rocking bod.

Seriously, R139?

[quote]I suppose DL shouldn't be too hard to Jack because if his uncle was alive

His Uncle John, of course, the Original Mr. Treasure Trail. And yes, I firmly believe that he & wife #3 would be all over social media, possibly pulling the same silly stunts as Jack (though probably not complaining about eating in restaurants)

This is a cry for help

Strangely, he looks skinnier with a shirt on.

R142 if the help he is crying out for is a stiff cock up that cute little ass then I would be delighted to oblige. Pretty legs!

Does he ever have photos or videos with friends?

R145, His screen name “jackuno” would imply he’s a loner.

He's nuts, y'all and I'm not just sayin' that 'cause his single's doin' better'n mine.

I wonder if he is on drugs or simply in a manic phase. Look at the nonsense he’s posting on his Stories.

Was Rosemary Kennedy cognitively disabled (eg retarded) before the Lobotomy? She was said to have "violent mood swings". Maybe young Rosemary was bipolar, and it was the botched lobotomy that rendered her also cognitively (and physically!) disabled.

OK I'm not lazy so I looked for more info and found this about Rosemary. Don't know how true it is. Yikes!

"Rosemary was held by a nurse back into the birth canal until the dr arrived (otherwise he would not have gotten his fee) so her brain was damaged by this.

Joe and Rose were advised to just “put her away” but they sought out the best help for her schools and such but she could not keep up she did not reach a middle school level of understanding if I recall correctly.

Her siblings included her in everything they did sailing, her mother played tennis with her and taught her how to write. (which is why Rose Kennedy’s signature is in block like letters.)

When the others were old enough to go dating and dancing,they would have their friends dance with her to fill up her dance card. She was often chaperoned by her father’s friend Edward Moore, and she did not like it at all.

In 1940 Rose sent Rosemary to Camp Fernwood to be a Junior Counslor (but she did not disclose all of Rosemary’s issues" her care proved to be too much for those at the camp and she only stayed there for 3 weeks.

Rosemary was about 20 or so by then and she was frustrated that she could not keep up with her older siblings, she snuck out at night and she was having violent rages, throwing dishes, punching people, she hit her grandfather Honey Fitz.

At the time the lobotomy was thought to be able to calm these rages that is what Joe thought he was doing - Rosemary was the 11th person to have this procedure. Instead of calming the rages it damaged her more that it should have."

Rosemary would have almost certainly been diagnosed as autistic today. Those would have been understood to be autistic meltdowns.

He looks 25 years older.

^ That was a typo, not 25 but 10-15. Clearly he needs more fat and collagen in his diet as the loose skin around his face is really ageing.

She's fine! Sends her love!

Just not to the illiterate, shaming and fat OP who is tossing the word "autistic" around like a lazy weapon.

Both the Kennedy family and the Bouvier family were highly neurodivergent. That’s all Camelot was. The mystique of neurodivergence.

Ectomorphs don’t have arms and chests and shoulders in those proportions.

Jack had those pronounced indention of the levator labii superioris even 10 years ago. He got that feature from his father. Now that his baby fat is gone it is more pronounced because he's older and athletically thin.

R157 throwing around the occasional latin term doesn’t make you any less of an idiot for thinking he looks healthy.

Kennedy men are not known to have good personal hygiene.

OP is RFK JR

I think he looks fine!

^^^There are guys in WEHO with bigger tits than that.

Thanks for that, R92. Very helpful.

R153 - “ Clearly he needs more fat and collagen in his diet as the loose skin around his face is really ageing.”

We’ve talked about this. He’s a Kennedy. Their faces do that by default.

He gets those mouth lines from his father, Schlossberg.

I like how he does the New York, Boston, and Southern accents. Very very good.

[quote]Kennedy men are not known to have good personal hygiene.

In what way in particular?

He's odd. His Instagram post talking about RFK Jr.

Has he been smoking up & listening to old Professor Irwin Corey albums?

He looks terrible for his age. Odd that he has defenders on that on DL when normally DL cuts no one any slack in the looks department. Unless... hi, Jack?