The “Now That Is One Hot Jew” Thread

He’s so fucking HOT!

Is that considered hot for that tribe? Okay.

This guy is one of the worst actors of the past 30 years. His two shitcoms, Good Morning Miami and Apt. 9JKL were the WORST. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Stay Wolk

Daddy

How old is that photo? Unless he had some work done on his face, he can't possibly look like that anymore.

OP's pic had a haze on it, I fixed it.

I always thought he was very sexy, cute, love his masculine hairy body. I think Tony Doukopil on CBS in the morning is a very sexy Jewish man, intelligent, goodlooking, masculine, hairy in all the right places. I like waking up in the morning with Tony...

Jeff Chandler. Someone please post a hot pic of Jeff!

Reduced to a bit part on The Baby Sitter's Club. He's quite the ham.

I liked Royal Pains.

I seem to remember an oft repeated rumor of seriously bad breath or seriously bad body odor.

I love big noses on men, but it looks so weird that Feuerstein has had his eyes done and a brow lift had has decided to keep the crooked nose.

I knew Mark at Princeton. He was such a phony-baloney. He had a fake "sensitive" voice and manner he would use when speaking in earshot of professors he wanted to impress or girls he wanted to date, and then he would drop it entirely and be an obnoxious asshole when he was around his Finals Club friends.

I own this thread!

There’s a lot of them. Steve Gold.

I find many Jewish men, and women, attractive, as a people I would say their attractive to non-attractive ratio is quite high.

I had an encounter with him in a shopping center parking lot 20 years ago. Whole foods parking lot in Hollywood. I got out of my car and he was walking toward me and we locked eyes and he LIT UP , as if he recognized me, and said HELLO! I had no idea who he was, but I matched his enthusiasm saying HELLO and then we went our separate ways. Five minutes later, I realized who he was (an obscure c-list actor) but I appreciated that he said hello to me (a nobody) with such enthusiasm.

Mark used to be cute but my God he looks awful. His hair colour and hairstyle do not suit him, and yes, the eye work gives him that surprised look like it did for Kenny Rogers.

im not sure he had his eyes done. he looks like he needs to have his eyes done.

R4: Let me live in those thighs.

משיכה מינית

An enthusiastic hello means he wanted to suck your dick.

Canadian actor Marc Bendavid

Do Sephardic and Mizrahi men age as badly as their Ashkenazi brethren do?

Have people forgotten that beautiful Jew du jour Timmy Chalamet once guest starred on Royal Pains?

I’ll always waver between my two lookalike cute Jewboys who seemed to cancel each other out and neither have a career to speak of now: Bryan Greenberg and Jon Foster.

First up, Bryan.

Now Jon

Matt Gutman

Julian

[quote] my two lookalike cute Jewboys

R27 Jewboys is an offensive, bigoted slur. Just like Nigger.

R17, you are totally right. I could probably get this thread to 50 replies off the top of my head if I were so inclined.

I remember going to see What Women Want with my beard freshman year of high school and lusting after Mark Feuerstein in those sweaters.

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Mark was extremely charming in the Shirley Maclaine/Cameron Diaz/Toni Collette movie "In Her Shoes."

I remember Mark Feuerstein from a couple episodes of The West Wing where he played a rational GOP lawyer (the kind of Republican Aaron Sorkin wishes existed). He was cute as a button on the show. Great smile.

Met him while he was in that Penelope Cruz foodie movie. He's a fucking DICK! If the word "queeny" is a disparaging term, it's applicable to him.

R31 Those words should only be used in bed.

This thread has been done several times in the past with replies in the 100s. OP did not do his research homework.

Milton Berle

My favorite NJB:

Old Jewish baseball player Jesse Levis had the NICEST ass.

[quote] Jewboys is an offensive, bigoted slur. Just like Nigger.

I thought that was Kike.

R15, I see your Gabe Kapler and raise you a Julian Edelman, who is incredibly gorgeous. Though, to be fair, Kapler at the age of 46 still looks great.

R27 R28 Those are red Jews, don’t count.

R41 HALF.. now move on, find a real one.

R46 Interesting, of your red Jews, that for some reason (according to you) “don’t count” Bryan is winning in the WW votes twice those of Jon.

Model Danny Schwartz

Despite the name, being born in NYC and the curly hair and prominent schnoz the muscly and brilliant Nolan Gould apparently isn’t Jewish, but one can pretend.

The Goulds who lived near me in NJ were Catholic. All ten of them.

This guy looks Israeli to me.

Shlomo Goldberg aka Steve Bond:

The robber baron Jay Gould was not Jewish either, r49.

"Gould" is not necessarily an Ashkenazi name. It's originally Anglo-Saxon in origin.

I wondered about Elliott Gould, but see that he is an imposter, born Goldstein.

His first acting job right out of acting school - under five on the soap "Loving"

Which of these are gay/bi?

The lovely and talented Troye Sivan

The lovely and talented Asher Angel.

Drake.

Charlie Puth

r55, the real "One Hot NJB" on Loving was Robert Tyler, whose real name is Barry Kaufman.

Mark-Paul Gosselaar and his lovely ass.

I worked with Mark Feuerstein in the mid-1990s. Gorgeous guy, very bright and funny and a total pro. Sexy raspy voice and beautiful golden skin, at least back then.

Adam Goldberg, Eli Roth, Jason Schwartman - they all have those dark looks with black hair that turns me on to no end.

Interesting that a lot of the people being mentioned here are half-Jewish. (Yes, I know that saying this kind of thing sounds a bit creepy and has nasty associations but we are talking about the [Ashkenazi] Jewish phenotype, so that is going to be a function of the amount of Jewish ancestry.)

R64, Inglourious Basterds often comes up as a recommended movie for me on Netflix when it flashes through ads for other movies/shows when my show has ended, and I always lust over Eli Roth.

Michael T. Weiss

It should be noted that Michael T. Weiss really hit a bad wall.

He doesn't look bad r67. Maybe trim the beard a little but he looks fine to me.

I don't know who Iddo Goldberg is, but I saved this pic because I loved his hair. Thick black, slicked back hair - my favorite.

Iddo is so handsome but too skinny for my taste. I believe he’s still with the gorgeous Ashley Madekwe, whom he met while working on Secret Diary of a Callgirl. Her brother’s equally gorgeous too (his name’s Archie)

Do halfsies count?

Are they half cut?

Mark was so hot in In Her Shoes.

Jeremy Piven is another one who does it for me. And yes I know he’s problematic!

Meir Kay, internet personality.

So hot. I would RUIN him.

Recent "Hot Jewish Men" thread...

And another, "Hot Jews" from awhile ago...

I think "halfsies" more than count when the last name contains Cohen.

Dan Futterman, who turned from acting to writing.

Word around the Royal Pains set was Feuerstein had a tiny dick and smelled bad.

"halfsies"?

This is becoming a eugenics thread.

[quote]OP's pic had a haze on it, I fixed it.

Of course it had a haze on it.

What do you expect from a 20 year old picture.

You seem to have forgotten Ben Barnes, the inexplicable subject of a set of obsessed fan fraus on DL

And whilst on the subject of British Jews, Gregg Sulkin enjoyed a run of obsessives on DL too

Israeli actor and Shtisel star Michael Aloni

Many an Eldergay likely had a crush on Robby Benson

Brian Bloom of the famous Oz shower scene

I would love another season (or two!) of Shtisel, largely, yes, for Aloni, but the show itself was very enjoyable.

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Hetero pron actor James Deen

Josh Kushner, younger, liberal Democrat brother of well known traitor Jared

Lenny Kravitz

(whose name always made me laugh because all the other Lenny Kravitz's in the US are balding accountants from Syosset)

photo of Kravitz

DL fave Effron

And while on the subject of Baywatch, there's also David Charvet

One thing, this thread should teach people is that it is hard, if not impossible, to determine Jewishness by appearance.

No one mentioned the ageless Paul Rudd

Northern Exposure's Rob Morrow

ER's Noah Wyle

It should R95, but then you have guys like R25 who desperately want to believe that "we may be white trash, but at least we're not Jewish!"

Queer As Folk actor Scott Lowell

And political DL heartthrob Jon Ossoff

Nat and Alex Wolff

This guy (someone on Kamala Harris's staff) was briefly famous a few weeks ago. But I'm mostly interested in his coloring - black hair, five o'clock shadow, thick eyebrows. He's perfect.

Another guy with similar coloring is "I Am Jazz" Jennings' brother (not sure of his name). Gorgeous! I'm told they are Jewish.

^ Ha, I was just gonna post him but I thought he might be a bit niche! Yes, they are Jewish (real name Bloshinsky). Absoutely ghastly family, in my view, but Sander (the brother in the picture) is my type to a T - olive-skinned, furry.

OMG, yes, he is beautiful. Is there some talk that he's gay?

I hear - I don't watch the show myself - that he seems to force himself to go on dates with trans women, but he doesn't actually seem interested.

Eric Dane (of current 'Euphoria' fame)

Ari Melber

R49 The hell he isn’t.

Daveed Diggs.

I like men with dark hair and eyes so I find Mizrahim and Sephardim hotter. The Ashkenazi - both men and women - hit 40 and turn into Polish peasants. That Eastern European DNA is strong.

Hot? Eh... Adorable, and sexy? Absolutely. Jeffrey Eisner of "Pressure Luck Cooking". I don't know how cute (or not) his partner is.

Also: after seeing the "Angels In America" miniseries years ago, I developed a crush on actor Ben Shenkman.

WHET to Ben Shenkman?

He was very cute as Leo in Once & Again and very good actor - sorry if this has been mentioned

Y’all don’t need to be posting white Jews like Noah Wyle and Eric Dane. Get a grip. When they’re half or a quarter and don’t look it then list em somewhere else!

Michael T. Weiss is old as the devil. I watched him as a full grown man Mike Horton when I was an 80s child hunty. Let people rest! He doesn’t look bad now either.

Mr Oliver Jackson-Cohen

Podcast King Dr. Andrew Huberman

[quote] Y’all don’t need to be posting white Jews like Noah Wyle and Eric Dane. Get a grip. When they’re half or a quarter and don’t look it then list em somewhere else!

Are you the official Jew Police? And don't try the "Y'all when everyone knows you're from NY.

Wait... Noah Wyle doesn't look Jewish?

Milton Berle

Steven Weber, still holding up at 60

Paul Rudd would like a word with R112 (who you know is one of the trolls who posts about how they may be fat and bald but their skin positively GLOWS and the fat erases their wrinkles.)

I'm not sure I understand the difference between Sephardic, Ashkenazi and Mizrahi. What kind of (half) Jew is Oliver Jackson-Cohen? According to him, his Jewish father was half Tunisian, half Egyptian, and his family was among the Egyptian Jews kicked out of Egypt in the 1950s who mostly then migrated to France. He looked like a light-skinned Arab.

I'd always thought that Ashkenazi Jews hailed from Eastern Europe and Russia and Sephardic Jews hailed from Spain and maybe....Morocco? But until this thread I never nheard of Mizrahi Jews except for Isaac.

Ken Olin

He’s put on weight in his 50s and 60s (don’t we all), but would look so much better without the beard he’s sported for years now.

Logan Lerman - the NJB of my dreams.

R125/R126

Ashkenazi Jews are from Europe, anywhere from France to Russia (they'd been pushed around over the years) and many--but not all--speak Yiddish, which is a mixture of German and Hebrew but with much more German than Hebrew. "Ashkenaz" is the older Hebrew name for Germany.

Sephardic Jews were the ones kicked out of Spain and Portugal. Most wound up in Greece, Turkey, Italy and the Balkans as the Ottomans and some Italian states gladly took them in. Sephardim spoke Ladino, a mixture of Spanish and Hebrew that is mostly Spanish. Eydie Gorme, whose family was (IIRC) Sicilian and Turkish, is probably the most well-known Sephardic Jew to DLers.

Mizrachi Jews are from the Muslim world, everywhere from Morocco to Iran--Algeria, Tunisia, Libya, Egypt, Lebanon, Syria, Iraq. They spoke Arabic (or Persian if they were Iranian) not Ladino. Some--but not most--Mizrachi Jews are darker than Europeans and can look (to Americans) like Puerto Ricans.

The confusion is that in the religious ritual, there are two traditions, Ashkenazi and Sephardic that date back centuries and the Mizrachi Jews follow the Sephardic rites (and Sephardic pronunciation of Hebrew, which became the Modern Hebrew pronunciation) and thus Mizrachim are often lumped together with Sephardim by American Jews, who are largely Ashkenazi and unfamiliar with non-Ashkenazi Jews.

But in Israel, where Mizrachim are the majority, people are aware of the differences.

(more than you wanted to know, I am sure!)

^^spoke Yiddish, past tense. The only people speaking Yiddish in 2022 are either over 80 or Hasidic

R128 - wow, has anyone ever seen Logan Lerman and Charlie Puth in the same room together?

^^^Also the reason there are so many Mizrachi Jews in Israel is that they were driven out of all the Arab countries in the 1950s and 60s--almost one million people--and Israel was the only place they could go. This led to years of discrimination and the Westernized Ashkenazi Jews looking down on them and regarding them as primitive--they were also economically underprivileged as they lived in refugee camps or settlement towns with limited job opportunities when they arrived in Israel.

Matisyahu

I've got a thing for Jewish reggae singers/rappers

Aaron Swartz also had those same Jewish dark good looks, with the five o'clock shadow. Too sad that he killed himself.

[quote] Eydie Gorme, whose family was (IIRC) Sicilian and Turkish, is probably the most well-known Sephardic Jew to DLers.

Fuck you, R129!

The best thing about Jewish men is that they're circumcised.

You're only half-Sephardic Neil.

I'm the real deal

--Eydie Gormezano

And from the Rabbit Hole --

Actual Eldergays (from the New Mexico Gay Men's Chorus) singing a Sephardic Hanukkah song "Ocho Kandelikas" in Ladino, the Hebrew-Spanish mix that was spoken by the Jews of Turkey, Greece and the Balkans.

R119 Wow, thanks. Brilliant, hot and worth watching.

You are welcome R139 - you can see his full oeuvre at the link below.

Not only is he hot, but he's very funny (or as funny as someone talking about science can be) and in his 40s and unmarried.... (though he has mentioned girlfriends or women he dated in passing on the show :(

Dan Levy

^^^ I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Ha, I was just waiting for someone to mention Dan 🤢

Now, EUGENE, was sexy in his young days. So hairy!

Eugene is a hot daddy NOW

So many ugly men.

Netanyahu is a super hot daddy. Mmmm. 💥

Elliott Gould in his prime.

I always thought Elliott Gould was crazy sexy in his prime in the early 70s. And I got to work with him in the late 90s and he was a total mensch - loved him.

R149, Did you ever see him naked?

Oh yeah! Cuddly hairy dad bod back then. Fat cock, cut (of course!). Very tall....maybe 6'3" at least back then. Always sweating....that was the only minus. But so sweet and funny. Always remembered my name.

And, no, I never asked him about Barbra.

R146 Uh...can you put away your family photo albums and pay attention to the thread here?! Fucking rude.

Alex Wolff again (sorry, I’m smitten). Ignore the girlfriend.

Him. He's hot and adorable

This is by far NOT the best image of him, but it is the best article as I didn’t know he’s going to Stanford so that comes off as impressive. But Lucas Zelnick is a very privileged, moneyed, UES who undercuts his privilege and Jewishness as key elements in his standup comedy routine and usually takes his audience to task for the same thing, especially the dude bros, who he’s unmerciful about calling out. He’s all over TikTik, but seems to be doing standup in many different venues, even outside ones. I really like his humor, but he’s also very easy on the eyes, tall, strapping, blond, athletic looking- the preppy boy from college you have a crush on and can’t stop from starring at the bulge in his gray sweats in your Macro Econ class.

And damn, I just found this picture of Lucas and his dad, sweaty and working out discussing his dad’s lean 8% body fat at age 63. Daddy is very hot AND extremely wealthy!

Jack Antonoff

Just discovered this guy (Max Ehrich) today from the DM - Demi Lovato's ex. I'm assuming he's Jewish from his last name. He sure is CUTE!

R158 He DM you?

R159 - I wish!

This is considered *hot* now?

Your assumption is correct R158

He is from Marlboro, a very Jewish town in Central NJ

R157 I just get very creepy child molester vibes from him, it was visceral the first time I saw an image of him.

Given the other threads with posters drooling over him I kinda expected to see Ukrainian president Volodymr Zelensky mentioned in this thread too.

For Zelensky fans> it appears that 16 years ago, back in 2006, he won the Ukrainian version of Dancing With The Stars.

Video at link

Can’t let this thread die without mentioning Keith Lieberthal, aka Julianna Margulies’ Hot Husband™️

The hottest Jew alive with ugly wife.

Jared and the wife used to be regulars at a restaurant where I once worked. Jared was as gay as a tree full of Republican pages!

Joshua Kushner is an even hotter Jewish boy than his brother, r168 r167, especially since Jared's plastic surgery tragedy.

Oh, I forgot David Krumholtz in my list above - divine!

David Krumholtz looks terrible these days - the last thing I saw him in, he was barely recognizable. He used to be really cute.

We need more homosexual Jewish guys.

My heart will always belong to the Jewish hunk Hart Bochner.

R171 He had Thyroid cancer and gained a bunch of weight from the life-saving medications. I'm sure he's DEVASTED that you no longer find him "Cute."

R170 171 I could never be comfortable turning my back around David Krumholz after his turn about on on E.R.

[quote] We need more homosexual Jewish guys.

Apparently you've never been to New York City.

A history of musical theater excluding the contribution of homosexual Jewish men would be a paragraph or two.

“Bernstein did some of his best work when he as holding back the Gay part.”

He’s been mentioned but this thread really deserves more Bryan Greenberg.

R174 fun assumptions, but I actually didn't mean the weight at all - he's barely chubby these days if at all. I meant the fact that he looks at least 55 and perpetually unkempt now. Does thyroid cancer keep you from getting a decent haircut for 10 years?

Not my typical type of men, but a few have stopped me in my tracks:

Jon Bernthal, he's aging but still looks good to me

Shia Labeouf during his Eagle Eye days

Joseph Gordon-Levitt at one time or another but especially in Mysterious Skin

George S. Kaufman

According to Mary Astor's diary, he was an incredibly skilled lover and very well hung.

R180 Uh-huh. Fun backpedaling

R179 Greenberg 5eva

Julian Morris & Landon Ross:

Who could resist him?

Jews are pretty hot and their range of looks span all types.

Michael Lucas

As long as I have a face, Mark Feuerstein has a place to sit.

Mark Feuerstein was hot until he had plastic surgery.

R9 Jeff manscaped.

Natural Jeff

Why has no one mentioned ME!?

You WEIRDOS! You know you all want me but you just won't admit it!

Israeli Or Butbul, who makes YouTube videos and does other stuff. Not famous outside of Israel but I think he's sexy.

Eylon Levy is a very effective media performer.

In July he tweeted

I'm walking down to the beach in Tel Aviv for an afternoon dip, and two young religious guys walk up to me at the lights. "Excuse me, do you know where the segregated beach is?" (They mean the sex-segregated beach - one day men, one day women)

"Ten minutes that way," I say, pointing north. "Between the gay beach and the dog beach."

"The gay beach?" they ask, perplexed. "Is that also men-only?"

"Oh no, they'll let anybody in nowadays," I reply, and off they walk, clearly utterly baffled by Tel Aviv.

Eylon pre October 7th.

Never Again!

I dated a guy like Mark Feuerstein for a few months. Gorgeous body, beautiful cock, a dream/fantasy level sex partner. Both sides of his family were very established in the local Jewish community.

He was slightly OCD and very neurotic and that eventually killed the relationship. But he was kinda Mr. Perfect in terms of sex. *sigh*

Pro baseball executive Mark Shapiro

Former Prince drummer Bobby Z.

Mark Feuerstein was considered an asshole by almost everyone at Princeton.

BUMP! It’s Passover and Israel is in crisis-I wanna see ONE HOT JEW!

Don Diamont.

Steve Guttenberg in the 80s

Like this, r204?

I saw this clip of the Jewish Professor blocked from entering Columbia University (where he works) on another thread and I was hooked I had to find out more. He is gorgeous, at least to me, perfection and I want to make love to him. His name is Shai Davidai,and he is hot as fire

For some reason the clip above didnt start in with the video of him, heres an article with a good pic

Barely warm, V8.

R198 I think we dated the same guy LOL.

Or very similar. Mine had wavy hair, a furry body and a huge cock that I couldn't stay away from.....but yes, neurotic and OCDish.

Mark Feuerstein was profoundly boring in Royal Pains. And appeared to get a truly tragic facelift at one point. No wonder he never made it in movies.

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