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Would you have fucked Dwight Eisenhower?

Ike was smoking hot when he was young. Why did he end up marrying such an ugly woman?

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by Anonymousreply 43April 22, 2024 12:07 PM

Adorable.

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by Anonymousreply 1April 20, 2024 3:37 PM

Those lips were made for sucking dick

by Anonymousreply 2April 20, 2024 3:39 PM

He married Mamie

He fucked Kay

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by Anonymousreply 3April 20, 2024 3:41 PM

Sure. I also think Dwight was part black.

by Anonymousreply 4April 20, 2024 3:46 PM

Quadroon argument, here

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by Anonymousreply 5April 20, 2024 3:48 PM

Everyone fucked Kay.

by Anonymousreply 6April 20, 2024 4:15 PM

Why did he end up marrying such an ugly woman?

Like most ambitious military officers of his era, he made his money the old-fashioned way: he married it. Her family, the Douds, were rich.

by Anonymousreply 7April 20, 2024 4:15 PM

"Okay" Kay was a sure thing.

by Anonymousreply 8April 20, 2024 4:15 PM

Nobody could resist Mamie when she suggested pigs in a blanket. šŸ·

by Anonymousreply 9April 20, 2024 4:22 PM

Ike was dull as dishwater.

by Anonymousreply 10April 20, 2024 4:30 PM

Kay was Irish.

by Anonymousreply 11April 20, 2024 4:32 PM

LIke Washington and Lincoln he married for money.

by Anonymousreply 12April 20, 2024 4:34 PM

[quote]Sure. I also think Dwight was part black.

He was of German ancestry

by Anonymousreply 13April 20, 2024 4:35 PM

German ancestry, Texas-born, and Kansas-raised.

Lots of beautiful, blond boys like him in the Midwest.

by Anonymousreply 14April 20, 2024 5:03 PM

[quote]Everyone fucked Kay.

Greg and Peter--maybe. But not Bobby.

by Anonymousreply 15April 20, 2024 7:39 PM

Talk about a boring/desperate thread topic

by Anonymousreply 16April 20, 2024 8:01 PM

Everything is boring and desperate. We are just counting down the days until we die.

by Anonymousreply 17April 20, 2024 8:09 PM

I've had sufficient.

by Anonymousreply 18April 20, 2024 8:19 PM

ginger haired mixed race man.

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by Anonymousreply 19April 20, 2024 8:23 PM

I never realized bangs were so tricky.

by Anonymousreply 20April 20, 2024 8:32 PM

So R9 shows us a colorized photo and calls Dwight Eisenhower "mixed race"?

by Anonymousreply 21April 20, 2024 9:09 PM

Thereā€™s a picture of him as a small child on the national park service website and he looks GAY. He also aged like shit.

by Anonymousreply 22April 20, 2024 9:17 PM

If you mean Doud - that's his son.

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by Anonymousreply 23April 20, 2024 9:42 PM

First picture looks too Rittenhouse for me

by Anonymousreply 24April 20, 2024 10:10 PM

[quote]I never realized bangs were so tricky.

I guess you've never been banged.

by Anonymousreply 25April 20, 2024 10:21 PM

[quote] Ike was dull as dishwater.

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 26April 20, 2024 10:53 PM

Mamie was pretty enough when she was young. Here's their wedding portrait.

Really, that awful, grotesque hairstyle was mostly to blame for her terrible looks.

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by Anonymousreply 27April 20, 2024 10:58 PM

Ike had a booty.

by Anonymousreply 28April 20, 2024 11:38 PM

Jingle

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by Anonymousreply 29April 21, 2024 1:09 AM

My aunt gave birth to twins, a boy and a girl on Election Day 1956. The local newspaper told her if she named them Ike and Mamie theyā€™d put her and the babies on the front page.

by Anonymousreply 30April 21, 2024 1:32 AM

And so goes the story of how the children were named Spartacus and Cleopatra.

by Anonymousreply 31April 21, 2024 1:47 AM

Thereā€™s an expressway in Chicago named after him. Great open air drug markets off every exit!

by Anonymousreply 32April 21, 2024 1:48 AM

R23 oh dear that is the picture. Well, his son looks gay then.

by Anonymousreply 33April 21, 2024 1:49 AM

No, but yes to Dwight Yoakam.

by Anonymousreply 34April 21, 2024 1:52 AM

JFC some of you guys will fuck anything. He's okay. But nobody I would cross the street for.

by Anonymousreply 35April 21, 2024 1:52 AM

R27, She looks fine in that picture. A bit like Laura Dern.

by Anonymousreply 36April 21, 2024 1:58 AM

R28 mixed race of course he had the butt.

by Anonymousreply 37April 21, 2024 9:13 AM

Please post a selfie, r35

by Anonymousreply 38April 21, 2024 12:14 PM

R30 A friend was named Mamie at birth in honor of the then First Lady. She told, not asked, her parents to use her middle name from the time she was 12 and had it legally changed when she was 18.

She really didnā€™t like the name Mamie.

by Anonymousreply 39April 21, 2024 12:30 PM

R7- Spineless Twerp Senior married a horsey šŸ“ woman ( no not SJP ) Barbara Bush.

by Anonymousreply 40April 21, 2024 12:49 PM

Ike did not age well.

by Anonymousreply 41April 21, 2024 1:12 PM

Twerp Seniorā€™s father ran a bank then was US Senator. He didnā€™t marry for money.

by Anonymousreply 42April 21, 2024 3:14 PM

Go easy on him, r41. He looked better than LBJ or Nixon.

by Anonymousreply 43April 22, 2024 12:07 PM
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