Michael Musto's List of Oldest Entertainers

Did he get paid to publish this somewhere?

William Daniels is 97.

It would be more interesting oldest entertainers still working.

Good evening. You were a bit faulty with your formatting for Eva Marie Saint. I think we can forgive you though.

[quote] It would be more interesting oldest entertainers still working.

Fuck off.

Where the fuck am I?

Oh, wait…

where is Joy Behar on the list?

Joy is only 80.

How many of them have active OnlyFans accounts?

[quote] How many of them have active OnlyFans accounts?

Well Dick Van Dyke is his porn name. So…

Anne Vernon from The Umbrellas of Cherbourg is 100

Caren Marsh Doll turned 105 today.

Invalid list! Catherine Zeta-Jones isn't on it

^^^^

That's because she is still 31.

Musto himself is close to making the list 🤪🤭🤭

The Barbra Thorndyke actress is in her 90s. Shame he didn't have her on the list.

That's what I was thinking too, R3. Wonder why most of them haven't booked much work lately.

Timoro Hashikourito is 104.

Gallagher...

Here's MM with Little Rhoda from "The Bad Seed" in 1999 -

Maria Riva was already old when she was promoting her Marlene Mommie Dearest book 30 YEARS AGO.

So young.

Peggy Dow is around 97, I think

I thought Gene Shalit was dead, but good for him! Loved him when I was a kid.

^ I thought he was too.

I wonder how many journalists who orbited fame like Musto and Perez Hilton are now struggling to place content and make any money in this new media economy. It must be rough.

Datalounge has a more complete archive of the aged.

R24 & R25, Gene Shalit makes an appearance on all these related threads. Do try to keep up,

R28 Not all of us on the DL hang out at senior centers.

What year was this old list from? Most are dead now.

[quote] Not all of us on the DL hang out at senior centers.

DL IS a senior center.

R31 Only certain threads (like this one).

So young.

[quote] Not all of us on the DL hang out at senior centers.

Yet you found your way here.

^ I enjoyed MM since his days on Geraldo's old talk show.

Michael Musto was always one ugly ass motherfucker. That make explain why he was always a bitchy and bitter old queen.

William Russell, the first male companion in 'Doctor Who' back in the 1960's, is 99 (will be 100 in November).

He made a cameo in the new series a couple of years ago (and made the Guinness Book of Records).

He's also the father of Alfred Enoch ('Harry Potter' and 'How to Get Away with Murder'):

Only on DL are old and outdated lists featured like its new

Singer Barbara Dane turns 97 next month

Some of us never seem to age. Right, boys?

Did we miss Vera Miles? She’s 94, so I guess she’s not yet among the very oldest.

Barbara Bain is approaching 93 years of age.

Helen Gallagher actually has *two* Tony Awards. The first was for the Pal Joey revival, about 20 years prior to Nanette.

He left out Leontyne Price, 97

I thought Gene Shalit was a film critic.

Lee Grant (born Lyova Haskell Rosenthal) October 31, during the mid-1920s[a] (age 96–98).

Is she 96 or 98?

Alfie Enoch’s father is 100 years old? Fuck me.

R48, yes, Alfie Enoch is from William Russell's 2nd marriage. He fathered Alfie in the late 1980's when he was in his mid-60's. Alfie's mother is Brazilian.

Alfie is so handsome.

He left out Nancy Olson, Abbe Lane and Gale Gordon. All in their 90s.

I hadn't realized Shalit, Marshall and Attenborough were, in fact, still with us.

R51 Gale Gordon has been dead for years.

21. Madonna

Nancy Olson 7 months ago.

95-year-old Nancy Olson could easily pass for 75 or 80.

I know some 75 year old women. No.

R55 That young woman is so dumb. Couldn't she have at least held the book up properly and said the title? What a contrast between her and the gracious Nancy Olson.

Ok, R57, Nancy Olson looks very good for 95. Let's leave it at that.

wow Lee Grant is old!

These fuckers are so old they fart dust!