Cute explorer killed by 'cannibal tribe' on remote island in the Indian Ocean

We know. We’ve known for almost six years.

Why are you randomly starting another thread about this idiot, OP?

Geez, 6 years ? Time for a reboot, don't you think ?

[quote]Chau's intention was to visit the peoples to 'declare Jesus' to them.

Good riddance. Trash taking itself out.

No R3. He’s not Jesus. He hasn’t risen.

r2 I assume because LadBible just published an article about it and this is the first time OP is hearing about it.

R2 Didn't know other threads existed. I wasn't here in 2018, and probably other members today weren't here in 2018. So it's new for us.

R6 is correct.

[quote]between 15 and 500 are currently living there

Can you really sustain a genetically healthy population with only that many? I know it can be done with animals, but with people?

It's an old story, but every time this utter moron comes up it gets a laugh! Those clickbait story cretins at Ladbible saying he went with "good intentions"! Like, who goes somewhere they have been told not to go to quite clearly, with "good intentions"?! Oh yeah, a religious moron. hahaha!

[quote]and probably other members today weren't here in 2018

Wrong

"He tasted like chicken"

Dipshit. Arrogant as well. What's with these crazy ass evangelical types who want to force their beliefs on everyone?

r9 Right? Trying to foist your religion on a group of people that have made it clear time and time again they don't want it counts as good intentions? I'm really not the one to scream "colonialism!" at every opportunity, but there's more than a whiff of Western chauvinism in that phrasing.

I won't say he "deserved" to die, but will point out that this outcome was not only predictable, but highly probable to the point of inevitability. This was the most likely outcome.

It's illegal to go there.

He was going to proclaim "Jesus" to them - how? They don't speak English and he, nor anyone else, likely speaks the local language. If god could or would inspire them, why would he need to go at all? If it was a test for HIS faith, then he was going for utterly selfish reason. The trip was pointless.

[quote] Geez, 6 years ? Time for a reboot, don't you think ?

Great idea. Maybe this time send someone to share rightwing memes with them? Surely he can convert them to MAGA….

He just wanted to share with them the joyous news that once you've heard of Christ, you're going straight to hell if you decline to convert. Isn't humanity beautiful?

This is what every religious nut deserves.

The perfect outcome for all religious proselytizing. Make it so!

Is this guy from there?

Sounds like a Datalounger moving to Alabama

..or that KPMG exec in Dallas. You hvae to beware of the natives. They can't help themselves.

I tried to warn him... Cannibals love chicken

OP is bumping old, uninteresting shit that has already played out.

More should volunteer to go spread the word to these people, then get their throats slit, religion should be illegal.

R24 is replying to old, uninteresting shit that has already played out.

Thread fail

Very old news.

OP's next thread will be about this newfangled "coronavirus" over in Asia that has some people jittery.

[Quote] I won't say he "deserved" to die

I, sure as fuck, will.

This is also the same island that's going to be the new fire island.

I feel like if DLers got together, we could storm that island and claim it as our own. 15 to 500 people isn't that much, we could take them. As long as that estimate is true, mind you.

Explorer - It's what's for dinner.

LadBible? Is that one of those Brit magazines for younger men?

Just one way to handle cannibal tribes

LAD Bible!? What is this SHIT! "RETARTED" ELDERGAY FUNDIES taking over DL?

Upon arriving he told them he hadn't had a bite in weeks!

Everybody has a death wish. Some are just more obvious than others.

[quote] Everybody has a death wish.

Yes I admit it but it never works. My ex is still alive.

Send all untalented reality TV stars there for a real Get Me Out Of Here experience.

That article has so many holes in it. Is it even confirmed to be true? First of all the dead guy gives a first hand account of the attack on himself. How is that possible? It says the island is in the Indian Ocean yet later that he died in India. It says it’s an Island of cannibals yet the fisherman who took him there said he saw his body being buried by the shore. So they didn’t eat him?

Maybe this was an example of a first AI story all those years ago.

Did they cook him with bottled or canned sauce?

He had to be simmered for hours if not days as Christian evangelicals are tough and stringy and take forever for the muscle fibers to break down.

Christian Missionaries, the new white meat.

[quote]It says it’s an Island of cannibals yet the fisherman who took him there said he saw his body being buried by the shore.

They might have eaten his cock wrapped in his buns and buried the rest. Or they might only be into innards and nothing else.

He would have definitely voted for Trump, so it all worked out in the end.

R43, either way his body would not have been recognizable as his own after they butchered him. So the fisherman dropped him off and was still there hours later when they brought his butchered body to the shore to bury it? And do you really bury something you view as food? Usually you just shit it out.

Eating people is highly problematic, couldn't we just send our Queers For Palestine over to these people to try and reason with them? I'll even volunteer to pack a lunch for them.

Thank you, R17. Concise and spot on.

They ARE the lunch, R46.

I was not there.

To Serve Man

My god, people are dense and SO behind times, yes it's true dumbfuck.

They didn’t eat him?

He landed on the cannibal beach with a canoe filled with Lunchables, and the cannibals were so appalled by his reckless spending, they ate him first.

Just leave those people on the island the fuck alone. Good Lord.

[quote]R41: That article has so many holes in it. Is it even confirmed to be true? First of all the dead guy gives a first hand account of the attack on himself. How is that possible? It says the island is in the Indian Ocean yet later that he died in India. It says it’s an Island of cannibals yet the fisherman who took him there said he saw his body being buried by the shore. So they didn’t eat him?

Yes, it's true.

Chau made three attempts to visit the Sentinelese, all with hostile responses. On the second attempt, he was shot by a native with a metal-tipped arrow. It was this attempt that he relayed in his blog.

Third time was the charm. They killed him and buried him on the beach. His body was not recovered.

He was completely batshit insane. Such evangelicals believe that Jesus cannot return until and unless the 'gospel' is preached to all people on Earth (cf. Matt. 24:14). So great is their desire to see the world judged and ended by fire (for that is the expected outcome of Jesus' return) that the loss of one's own life is considered a more than acceptable loss - they believe that such persons who are so killed will join a specially privileged class in Heaven, the martyrs, who wear crowns.

Madness.

Stop throwing those bloody spears.

He had a hot and a surprisingly tasty ass, but he couldn't live forever

He brought a football and a bible. How did it go wrong?

r58 My sources tell me he made a mistake using the hanky code.

Sometimes a larger penis can really help you out in social situations.

His dad said his son was radicalized by the evangelical and missionary community and said they had tried in vain to get him away from those groups and convince him not to go.

r58 - I could swear that when the story came out it was said that he used the Bible to deflect or stop an arrow on his second outing.

I'm so fascinated by this tribe. It would be incredible to learn more about their daily activities. I wonder if they can use higher altitude drones to surveil.

It's absolutely insane to think there are people who will live their whole lives without having to see Taylor Swift or write an email or get an oil change or pay a bill! I envy them. It's weird to think how many people are just cloistered and not a part of society. I mean the Amish half assedly do this but yeah, of course those people who have only known each other their whole life would be defensive of their land and community.

[quote]Why are you randomly starting another thread about this idiot, OP?

This butt plug seems to think that we all know about every single fucking post going back to when this site was a brain fart inside Muriel's fever dream.

Why are you randomly starting another thread about this idiot, OP?

Frau scold alert!!!! Cunt face.

I could care less he had it coming to him

Did they drain his entrails?

He wasn't even hot but this thread is funny as fuck!

At least if hell exists we'll all be going there, but i prefer the idea of Valhalla.

Well you can rest assured that he ascended to his destiny in the Elysian Fields R68.

But I doubt the ending was less painful than his life.

Did he expect them to speak English? Perhaps “I have good news” in their language sounds like “I’m delicious. Please eat me.”

They buried the body? Seems a waste.

I'm sure that you really could not, than could care less R66

Whoever continues to perpetuate this thread must be very strange.

Even scarier that his story is the one below at the link about the couple who were left behind in the ocean after going deep diving with a company taking groups of people out.

It was in Australia and they were left behind the day before the Australia Day public holiday. Unfortunately, no real work gets done properly before a public holiday, so the heartbreaking position they were left in would likely be down to slackness.

Are there dry land patches in those Agincourt reefs? I know there are tiny islands in some parts of the barrier reefs.

Why would he have to declare “God” to them? Coming from a culture of guns, hate, nuclear weapons, massive pollution which is causing global warming and probably destruction of their island. 🏝️

Shouldn’t they come to America and save him and his family or declare your God isn’t working for you people?

what a maroon

RIP

There is a documentary on Disney called: "The Mission". Faith + Narcissism = Death.