Kate Middleton has cancer!

R1 you’ve literally posted over 15 threads just today. Get a job.

Shocking considering this is my first thread of the day and haven’t been online because I’m WORKING but you had yet another thread about this already?

Princess Cancer King Cancer goodness

I wonder if it were cervical cancer and that doctors in the UK do not screen or care about it because it is a female cancer.

Is the princess of Wales, a white woman, going to die because of gender bias in UK medicine, both NIH and Private?

God Dammit! ABC is interrupting General Hospital for this!

Damn. We knew it was bad.

R4 Cervical cancer isn’t a death sentence.

Everyone who accused the family of harming her is going to hell.

In the beginning of all this drama, Kensington Palace said she did NOT have cancer. They were all, "we're not going to tell you what it is, but it's NOT cancer"

All this drama because she was embarrassed and probably didn't want anyone to know she has some type of vagina cancer. She should have just told the truth from the beginning, but NO. William and Kate had to lie and deceive everyone

They should have handled it like Charles did. They should have handled it like adults and said she had cancer and would take off for a few months for treatment. Instead they came up with come convoluted bullshit story

They're still lying. It still doesn't make sense.

Very sorry to hear.

In related news the palace's PR team still blows dead goats.

R9 get a fucking life. How does any of this affect you? She’s allowed to deal with HER dilemma however she wants.

Agreed, R11. Fuck off, CUNT R9.

R9 = Harry and Meghan stan

Charles' management of the Firm (and its' grey men) hasn't been very successful.

This P.R. nightmare was completely avoidable with one brief statement.

The palace lies frequently; this mess should surprise no one.

William does have a mistress and if you believe he is involved with the day to day raising of those children you would be wrong.

I wish Kate a complete recovery. If only for her children who she obviously adores.

On the bright side, "Lady" C has had her Sylvia Brown moment. This has proved it's just a broke ass bitch who just makes shit up.

I agree with R9. Whether she likes it or not, she's a public figure. It's what she signed up for when she married into the royal family. She's the future queen of the UK. There is a public interest in her health. She doesn't always get to do what she wants. They could have just put it out there rather than trying to hide it. The palace has handled it very badly.

I feel bad for her an hope she makes a complete recovery. But I don't follow the royal news much. I only know what I read here.

I sand here some of my signateur wigs - at no cost - Be Best!!

[quote]Charles' management of the Firm (and its' grey men) hasn't been very successful. This P.R. nightmare was completely avoidable with one brief statement.

You are WRONG. This has nothing whatsoever to do with Charles. There are two P.R teams. Buckingham Palace or Clarence House (Charles & Camilla) and Kensington Palace (William & Kate).

Kensington Palace are the people handled this disaster. Charles is not involved with them at all.

Charles and his team handled his cancer announcement wonderfully. They said what he had and that was that. Kensington Palace (William & Kate) are the ones who lied, deceived, lied, deceived and kept this going.

When did Meghan start practicing Santeria?

Kate got CANCAH?

R9 embarrassed? She has nothing to be embarrassed about. It’s ok to keep your private life PRIVATE. You can’t force someone to disclose their health issues.

Poor Kate. I hope William is kind to her.

She has really good delivery.

You are ALL missing the point of the vagueness of her illness and the reason for caution in divulging information:

They've prioritized their children over the prying, bitchiy, canniving public.

R23 I agree, having three young children to get adjusted to this news and all of its complications playing out on the world's stage, is a tough hand, and took precedence over maintaining transparency. Looking back, how truly important a consideration of the kids was a lesson learned from Diana, and the reverberations of a diagnosis, (and the possibility of their mothers health at risk), like this. All has to be handled with keeping the kids best interests in mind. They can make another Harry with a misstep here, and the future monarchs emotional stability is serious in the stability of the monarchy.

There hasn't been thus much upset in the BRF since Henry VI.

[quote] There hasn't been thus much upset in the BRF since Henry VI.

What do you call the abdication, R24?

NO, Harry and Markle. We don't need you. We don't want you.

[quote]She’s allowed to deal with HER dilemma

Deal with her what now?

R25 A hiccup, smaller than the belch that was denying the Romanovs asylum.

I'm not interested enough to read through all the data, but has the type of cancer been revealed?

r29, nope.

Of course it’s cancer! The British monarchy IS cancer

Did William give her HPV?

[QUOTE]I wonder if it were cervical cancer and that doctors in the UK do not screen or care about it because it is a female cancer.

If it's cervical cancer, I can confirm that the NHS regularly screens/offers to screen every woman aged 25-65 for it. Fairly aggressively too.

Yes, they have thrust that speculum up me quite aggressively a couple of times, r33. It's often cold as well, which is really not nice. They should give transvaginal ultrasounds at the same time too, though.

I think so R32. The dr always sends everything off to be tested and it probably came back as pre-cancerous, so they are going to give her a few doses of chemotherapy.

It's funny. I started reading R34 in Kates voice, because that is what I thought they intended as a joke, especially with they word "aggressively." Then it all fell apart as I realized they were serious and talking about themselves.

[quote]. There hasn't been thus much upset in the BRF since Henry VI.

There have been a few hiccups now and again since Henry VI

R35 But what's up with the actual surgery and very long recovery time then?

[quote]If it's cervical cancer, I can confirm that the NHS regularly screens/offers to screen every woman aged 25-65 for it. Fairly aggressively too.

I doubt it. That Jade Goody woman died at age 27 from advanced cervical cancer. Deaths from cervical cancer are almost unheard of today in the developed world. This is a British problem.

R39 Erm, that was 15 years ago. Move on with the times, things have changed now. Official website confirms what I said.

She IS cancer OP!

The photo says it all!

R11 And we have the right to comment any way we wish also. Entitled cunt, you are exposed.

Even if it’s something embarrassing like anal cancer, Farrah Fawcett wasn’t afraid to talk about it in public. She needs to be honest about things.

I had anal cancer, it was not embarrassing, I rather like in fact shocking people if it comes up. Their cute faces are priceless.

R39. I assume you’re American?

(My God, the stupidity).

R11, don't listen to that bleeding fucking gash at R43. Cunt--YOU are exposed. And what the fuck do you mean entitled? Not only are you a gash, but you're a stupid gash.

MAGA ghouls are trying to blame the vaccine

Poor thing

Is she gonna die soon?

Cancer is more survivable these days if you catch it early. Which I'm sure they did, having access to the best doctors and care.

I'm awaiting Megs' worldwide, attention-stealing announcement of a rare and potentially life-altering illness. You know it's coming.

Wait. Why isn't anyone asking Megs how she is, and if she's okay?

^^^^ deep mental illness

She’s a liar.

Kate Middleton has cancer? So does the Princess of Wales - announced on the same day.

Coincidence? I think not.

Cancer is harder on thin people. Kate, eat ice cream everyday.

Thee olde ways have it that the only cure for this type of Royal cancer is a toasted nostril hair plucked from a Swedish virgin or a beating heart ripped from the bosom of an unfortunate looking sister in law.

Meghan should shelter in place.

let Katie tell it DLers

I think she has cancer of the vagina (ick!) from too many babies in that nasty, nasty place!

Is she going to die?

of course, R61! Aren't we all?

The royalist tory cunts on Twitter are quite busy shaming that uppity Negress for having the audacity to conduct business while Kate is having health issues.

I wonder now if her ostentatious hairstyles were/are weaves/wigs and that she's been bald for some time now.

Por ejemplo.

All Meghan did was launch a website with no content and an Instagram account compromised of nine beige squares, while there appear not to be any actual American Riviera Orchard products in existence and there is absolutely no indication of when there will be any follow up. Which begs the question: just what was her motive in posting this right now, as there doesn't seem to be any actual business?

R51, it seems it was only caught early because they had surgery for something else. I don't know if it was caught because they had good doctors who observed something suspicious or whether whatever was removed was sent for a biopsy just for precautionary reasons, but hopefully they did catch the cancers early on.

R36, the speculum isn't as bad as when they squash your boobs for a mammogram.

R9

She has children and the right to take her time telling them about her illness instead of ensuring the world knows right away. I give her a huge berth on fibbing in this situation - why do you think she owes you anything?

If only she had released her x-rays, her biopsies and stool samples, no one would be nasty at her!

Cheers to New York Post for this spin…

How did she get the HPV that caused this? Did she let men touch her private parts? Why didn't she just wear a condom?

The HPV conspiracy holds water to me. Maybe William played around more than was spoken of in the 2000s, maybe Kate was wild. It begs the age-old pop culture question: who are the Royals? What are they like when they take off the plastic smiles and regalia? They're supposedly human beings with flesh and blood like you or me... They must argue - there must be internal disarray. The Crown dramatized real happenings, but what is really going on?

Twitter is currently saying that the announcement video was CGI-generated or AI-generated. Who knows at this point, it would come as no surprise to me.

Fuck you’re stupid, R73!

R39, Jade Goody:

Three times she had rogue cells removed, but when a letter asking her to return for a fourth time, she ignored it through fear.

"When I heard I had more abnormal cells I thought, 'this is the fourth time I've been told I need to have the same operation now,'" she told heat magazine.

I doubt Kate's cancer has anything to do with HPV, which is very widely screened for. Speaking from experience, observation, and the reported sequence of events with KM, it seems to me more likely to be uterine or ovarian. What typically happens with women is this:

You have a growth that causes bleeding, bloating, and GI symptoms;

You visit doc, who says, Gosh, lady, it's probably IBS or all those fucking doughnuts you're eating!

You continue having symptoms and visit doc again--Gosh, lady...

Visit doc again, who rolls eyes but finally orders a transvaginal ultrasound just to shut you up for godsakes;

Said ultrasound shows growth the size of a small tuna fish;

Surgery performed to remove tuna fish; (anesthesiologist really hawt!)

Growth specimen sent to lab;

Cancer (or pre-cancer) diagnosed.

The End.

It sounds like Jade thought if she ignored it, it would go away, r76. She also didn't want to have her cervix removed because she wanted more kids. The problem with that is that by not having her cervix removed she never for got to see the kids she did have grow up.

Business, R63? What business? You mean grifting?

Jade Goody was not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

If it's cervical, then it's HPV, along with other cancers, Kate had many good men friends I see.

R80, we have three generations experiencing rationed healthcare. She had to learn about a health system as well as the options/outlooks available.

We throw statistics at suffering people and ask them to choose.

Cheers to New York Post

After years of Meghan through her husband and Omid Scobie trying to cast her as the next Diane, Catherine, Prncess of Wales is compared to Diana by the NYTimes no less after she released her video elaborating on her health condition. The NY Times had a frenzy or opinion prices and articles on the Princess, something Meghan never achieved even after her miscarriage.

[quote] something Meghan never achieved

I don't know if that's an achievement, R84.

Uh ... Kate is nothing like Diana. In all the right ways. Especially I doubt Kate speed dials the paps and then cries about it.

Well, we now have a two time occurrence of The Curse of The Princess of Wales' Engagement Ring.

Georgie should never give it to his betrothed...

It will be the curse that brings down the monarchy!

Per Lady C "Kate is in the pink!"

Looks accurate to me

Will the Duke of Ugly fly all the way to England for another 30 minute chat?

Poor Dim. No one wants him.

Blake Lively apologizes for mocking Kate Middleton ‘Photoshop fails' after princess reveals cancer diagnosis

Blake Lively's comment was weird as well as stupid. Her husband's Wrexham football team co-owner had just been pulling pints in Wrexham with William a few days before. Her own husband was supposed to have been there too but couldn't make it due to work commitments. William has supported the Wrexham team in the past too.

A dig at Kate was also a bizarre way for Blake to launch her Betty Booze drinks range.

Four new flavours to her Betty Booze/Buzz range, that is. Still weird.

I wish people would stop buying celebrity shit. Do you think Jaclyn Smith ever wore her Kmart clothes?