The Big Dick Is The New James Dong

Bring Me The Pussies

Will he do full frontal?

He's hung?

Not bad but I need to see some grooming.

I don't believe it. He has no gravitas, of course they know that. Plus the whole creepy wife story. It would become the focus.

Good lord! I'm a good 3-4 years younger than Aaron and even my face isn't that lined and weathered. Then again, I also take care of myself and moisturize as much as possible. I don't drink or smoke either. I know a lot of actors (even today) still smoke. I also live in the Northeast USA, so there's that too.

I still find Aaron attractive (don't get me wrong), but I'm just a little surprised by that photo.

Hipster doofus hairstyle.

And he always looks like he needs a shower or two as well.

No. no appeal, has never carried a movie. Kraken delayed for a year.....NO.

Double 0 0 Charisma

Oh, I hope he does. He's so fucking sexy.

He may not have a long dong.

He's got a huge dick, see the opening of that movie----oh fuck it went out of my head ( the one above my shoulders)....plus he's got acting chops.....

No fucking way did Idris Elba have a chance. James Bond fanatics are like Star Wars fanatics, they want and will only except white pigmentation

A MILLION LITTLE PIECES.

LOL, his dick is not that big.

He has no charisma, either

I'd rather see Timothee

RAT BOY as Bond

Idris fucking all that white pussy would make the Bond fanatics very uncomfortable. Even today

Oh bullshit R15.....he's humming out in this muscle bound film.forgot the title. But everything bulges, especially around the crouch area

CUMMING OUT, I mean. But humming as well........

Is he still married to meemaw?

Still married and posted a birthday message for her a few weeks ago.

John David Washington should have been the next Bond, if he doesn't have to be British in real life (only in make believe film land)

Apparently he's a producer, a member of the PGA, and also a writer. I wonder what his input will be for the franchise.

The Brits do not age well.

It's Karen The Hunter that shows the muscles. See trailer

Fit.

He's a good choice. Physically he's the part and he can act too. Needs to lower his voice a bit.

I hope he cuts his hair. The long locks don't look good on him anymore.

Britain’s hottest Jew

He's a Jew? James Bond is not a Jew.

Here's the new look for James Dong

Aaron Taylor Johnson! First circumcised James Dong. Sean Connery wasn't circumcised nor George Lazenby, Timothy Dalton, Roger Moore, Pierce Brosnan, David Craig. And Aaron is stacked!!!

The DM article indicates that Aaron worked with Christopher Nolan in "Tenet" and that Nolan may want to direct a James Bond film sooner or later. I wonder if Nolan being okay with Aaron as the final pick was in any way a factor in this.

R32, actually, Sir Roger Moore revealed that he was circumcised at age 8:

This has been known for some time, it’s why he was included on the Vanity Fair Hollywood cover last year and given the shirtless Esquire cover as well as the Armani campaign

They will announce well before The Fall Guy premieres in May

Christopher Nolan would never direct Bond given how much control he would need which the Broccolis would never relinquish

[quote]I'm a good 3-4 years younger than Aaron and even my face isn't that lined and weathered. Then again, I also take care of myself and moisturize as much as possible. I don't drink or smoke either... I also live in the Northeast USA, so there's that too.

Well, it seems DLers are nothing if not a bunch of careful moisturizers.

What r15 said. Horrible choice!

r27, he can’t act for shit. You’re thinking with your horny wet bussy.

I will not be wasting money going to see this Bond. I hope the box office and critical reaction is harsh. Better new Bond choices are out there.

James Bond doesn’t really need to act.

R21 "Your so cool"? Oh, dear.

Will Sam be directing him in the new Bond movie?

Maybe they can get Austin Butler’s vocal coach to lower his voice. Other than that, with a good power washing, he could be a good Bond.

What r38 said.

If you saw AT-J as Vronski in “Anna Karenina” you watched the most charismatic, beautiful block of wood ever put on the big screen.

But it worked.

I hope this isn't true, and I say this as someone who isn't the biggest fan of Daniel Craig. I know you don't have to be an Oscar winner to play James Bond, but Aaron's acting leaves a lot to be desired even if he can pull off the accent. Looking the part isn't the same as playing the part, and like some of the posters here I'm questioning whether he has the charisma to pull this off especially for multiple films. I think they should have gotten an unknown for the part. Also, why do some people still try link the daily fail on Datalounge knowing the consequences? It feels like trolling at this point.

r38, if you really think anyone playing James Bond, don’t have to be a good actor, you wasn’t paying attention to Daniel Craig. The man did great acting in the Bond series.

Idiot at r43

Daniel Craig came after three decades of Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton and Pierce Brosnan. You don’t need to be a great actor to play James Bond.

Stupid cunt who thinks the only James Bond is Daniel freaking Craig.

The runner up for Casino Royale was Henry Cavill. Phenomenal actor, no, but looks the part. That’s all you need to do. It’s like Superman. As long as you look like what the public expects the character to look like, you’ll be fine.

This is all James Bond needs to do. This is the audition. Look hot with a gun.

I've never known casting a role to take so long. I suspect they were turned down a lot.

R44 is angry that he didn't get the part. Or maybe just angry at the world.

Bathe him and bring him to me.

but who's playing Blofiend?

He looks like a frying pan after you've scraped the scrambled eggs out of it.

He seems an odd choice to me, but maybe they wanted someone who would be a blank slate with most moviegoers. I can see that with short hair and a good suit he would more or less look the part and he has an icy stare that could work. But he seems kind of devoid of personality. which — again — may be the idea..

Isn’t Bond kind of a Boomer/gen x thing? What can they do with this franchise that hasn’t already been done? It is like comic book/fast and furious at this point.

They are talking about having Christopher Nolan direct it, meaning the movies will be excessively long, pompous, and boring.

If the subject of this thread mentions Johnson's big dong, there should be photos of it.

I like him and I thought he was quite funny in Bullet Train, but he doesn't have much gravitas, as another poster said. Maybe they're going to revert back to a Roger Moore-type bond.

I can't watch anything with him and not think of his Vili Fualaa situation. His wife groomed him from childhood.

I don’t believe it either R5. Daily Mail is mostly fiction. His pr planted the story.

[quote]Britain’s hottest Jew

Excuse me?

Holy shit. Went off to read up about this guy - did he actually start dating his wife when he was 18 & she was 42?! That is WILD. And kinda gross. I don’t have a problem with age gaps when the younger party is at least in their 20’s. But 42 & a kid fresh out of his A-Levels, nahhhh.

[quote]His wife groomed him from childhood.

From childhood when they met when he was 18?

[quote]From childhood when they met when he was 18?

R56 is apparently a late bloomer.

i hope they try to make Bond fun again. it's been decades.

No one's asking R52 to watch.

It's been known for a long time that he was getting this role.

He is damn sexy, but the voice doesn't have the deep gravitas you would expect has always been the fault. I wonder if they will put him in vocal classes to try to lower his voice.

But yes, his dick is everything. He has that in his favor, the audience knows his Bond is packing heat.

r22, I agree, that was my choice as well.

Maybe he's aging himself up to match his wife.

It should have gone to Jonathan Bailey, but I doubt the Broccolis would ever hire a gay actor to play Bond. Even Ben Whishaw, who was in the last Bond film, thought it should be Bailey.

Just let Bond remain straight and white. Do we really need any more drama?

An 18-year-old and a 42-year-old is grooming, I don't care if it is 'legal'. We're not talking about a quickie or a coming-of-age fling. We're talking about a middle-aged woman who preyed on a kid and basically stole his life before it even began. He lost his prime years. I just can't look at him and see a movie star. I see someone who is stunted.

Was Richard Madden too busy? That would’ve been a FAR BETTER choice. A very handsome actor WHO CAN ACT and has way more charisma.

Madden is like 5'5".

Madden's supposedly 5'10 just like Craig.

I have always wanted Bond to be Jack Lowden. It's time for another Scot to take the role.

Oh stop exaggerating r70. His IMDb profile shows 5’10. Not Daniel Craig height but when you add the acting range, great looks, and charisma, it’s better than that damn Aaron.

R41, but that movie bombed. Because he has no charisma

Did they decide that Madden wasn't discreet enough about fucking twinks?

r51 remember Craig was an odd choice that almost no one thought we could stand to see on the big screen. They cleaned up his homely face and he worked on his body to capture the audience he needed.

Madden's sexuality takes him out of the running for Bond. Sad but true.

Who is the tiresome queen bitching how Idris Elba should get the part.

James Bond is native British God damn. You remind me of Google programming AI with DEI bulshit so that it created black nazis. Stop with this woke idiocy.

Idris Elba was born in London. Would that not make him a native Brit?

Stop whining about wokeness. It makes you sound like a Trump voter

The James Bond character is half Brit (father) half Swiss (mother), if you want to be exact.

[quote]James Bond is native British God damn.

What is it you meant to say, exactly, R77?

Idris Elba was born in Hackney, within the sound of Bow Bells, FFS.

Expecting James Bond to be played by an actor who resembles the character physically does not make one sound like a Trump voter, r79. Thinking it does makes you sound like a nincompoop.

R78 In fact, it doesn't. I have cousins who were born in Germany, their parents immigrated there. They are not German. German citizens yes but never native German. It is different for you Americans.

Thread needs more Aaron dong

R82, using right-wing talking points about wokeness sure does. As a right-winger you sure don't have any room to insult the intelligence of others.

Granny used to say: if hen lays egg in stable, the chicken will still come out, not the calf.

Idris Elba is in his 50s, they were never going to cast him.

Maybe 12-15 years ago he could have been a contender.

So, stating that programming the AI so it ends up picturing images of black Nazis is woke idiocy is right wing?

Except, r85, I never mentioned "wokeness." Nor did I use any of your vaunted "right wing talking points," Loserino. I vote Democratic every time. And I vote. So go suck your own girldick.

I'm going to say this and will probably regret it. I want everyone to have a fair shot and equal opportunities, but I can understand why some people might be disappointed if they envisioned a character one way and that isn't reflected in the screen version. Are some of these people who get upset, racist? Yes. But I'm sure there are some who aren't racist, they want to see what they envisioned based on the source material. But as I posted earlier, just keep Bond, straight and white, no use getting crazies riled up, just when they've been calmed from the Little Mermaid thing.

Using the phrase "woke idiocy" is the same thing as whining about wokeness

Idris won't get the role, anyway, he's over 50 and that ship has sailed

His dick i GINORMOUS. Check out a Million Little Pieces - the shower scene? It's like and extra arm fighting with the dude.

Kick rocks, R77.

I hope they'll get rid of that greasy long hair. That looks nasty.

Aaron used to be so pretty, but he's aged at a hugely accelerated pace since moving into "action" roles:

I suggest Aaron is wearing a prothesis in that notorious dong scene.

There's another scene where he is dancing around wildly with his cocktail and balls flying about. Looked to good to be a prosthesis.

Nah r96. I tend to be one of the first to call out a prosthetic, but watch the scene, watch the way it moves. That's a real dick.

And a damn impressive one. I figured ATJ had to be huge. He first went nude for Tom Ford's movie but Ford said he cut it because it was "too distracting"

Looks androgynous in R95's pic. Gimme some age and wrinkles and body hair.

I have studied that scene, it's real. Just by the way he moves you can tell it's not glued on. That's all him.

And R95, maybe that old woman he's with has been stealing his youth through some succubus type spell.

Perfect JB face and body. Of course they will doll him up for the movie. Hair, makeup, wardrobe, etc.

Sigh I feel sorry for him. It looks like a mohel circumcision with no inner foreskin left. Yup, his shlomo is long and massive but it's basically a sewn on dildo at that point.

But it's soft and SOOOOOOO LOOOOONG.

R103 It think it is semi-hard and he has trouble getting a full erection so it is large due to blood flow but can't get up. It makes it appear that he is very large soft but in reality he is basically fully errect but it's hanging. I think it is similar to this person:

nope I'm a dong expert having examined thousands. IN the notorious dong scene, Aaron is not "hard pointing down". It's a NOODLE dick freely flowing around and bending and helicoptering. Not engorged. Just xtra LONG.

Foreskin fetishism is...something.

FINALLY, OUR CHANCE TO BE A BOND GIRL HAS COME!

I thought he was incredibly charismatic in Bullet Train, and damn sexy. This is great news.

R6 He does have a lot of lines for his age and I’m older than him too. But his wife is 60 and he has 2 kids and stepchildren so I imagine that would age someone fast.

Richard Madden can be heard screaming "Twinkie, bring me the ax!!!"

Richard Madden looks like he has a larger penis. This will give him the role (casting couch).

Oy, Richard's penis is all girth and would make me squeak all night!

he looks so slimy!!!

[quote]No fucking way did Idris Elba have a chance.

Idris Elba found his calling with those hotel.com commercials. He's perfect for them.

Someone send Ariana to that man to pry him from grandma.

He looks Eyetalian.

Ding Dong The Which Is Rich And Good To The Last Drop

[quote]Perfect JB face and body. Of course they will doll him up for the movie. Hair, makeup, wardrobe, etc.

Perfect.

I wonder if he has that high pitched voice during sex too...

Aaron Taylor-Johnson is not suave enough to lay James Bond.

It was a mistake letting him sit next to Brad Pitt. Brad looks like a normal man and ATJ looks like a dyke. I know he is hetero but the way he dresses... it would make me think he fucks men in Hollywood and is sometimes even a bottom... and this is supposed to be a James Bond?

DataLounge: our hate knows no bounds.

He told Rolling Stone UK today that he’s not interested in being the next James Bond.

“Amid rumours the British actor, 33, has all but signed a deal to follow in Daniel Craig's footsteps as 007, he has spoken out in a new interview with Rolling Stone UK, insisting he won't be a part of the 'pop culture studio film' machine.

In a cover shoot to promote his latest role in Sony's next Marvel film Kraven the Hunter, Aaron muses on the direction his stellar career is heading after two decades on the big screen.

Asked directly about the reports that he is in talks to be Bond, the actor coyly replies that he 'can only really talk about the things I'm going to show and tell,' before tellingly adding:

'I don't feel like I need to have a future drawn out for me. I feel like, whatever's drawn out for me, I can f**kin' do better.'”

R123 He has a potty-mouth. Probably from all the rimming he did on the casting couch. Does he lick his wife's ass too?

He likes a good creampie.

his hair is just tragic

When you say:

"Amid rumours the British actor, 33, has all but signed a deal to follow in Daniel Craig's footsteps as 007, he has spoken out in a new interview with Rolling Stone UK, insisting he won't be a part of the 'pop culture studio film' machine..."

but then also say:

"In a cover shoot to promote his latest role in Sony's next Marvel film Kraven the Hunter..."

His dick is exquisite.

^^mutilated

[quote]“Amid rumours the British actor, 33, has all but signed a deal to follow in Daniel Craig's footsteps as 007, he has spoken out in a new interview with Rolling Stone UK, insisting he won't be a part of the 'pop culture studio film' machine.

Okay then, moving on. We will find someone else. You're not the only one in the James Bond sea.

"Mutilated," r129, is the word we use to describe your mind, you emotionally disabled piece of shit.

Sorry but even professors agree R131

Did she have sex with Aaron? It adds up with the semi-hard theory from R104

It seems like he would be a perfect fit, if perhaps too ripped and hot, but that interview seems to say he either turned it down or wasn’t asked, despite speculation.

Would it be too much for Jamie Dornan to move on to this or has being Christian Grey so recently made him unusable for another huge franchise?

I think the next bond actor should be Chris Evans. He was in that super agent movie called Ghosted. So he has experience.

Chris Evans???? They aren't going to cast some rodent face American.

I just had sex and conceived mind-babies with that link’s entire series of vids and pics, R84. I endorse this man now to be the next new Bond!

[quote] Someone send Ariana to that man to pry him from grandma.

I laughed out loud at this TikTok....

The Broccolis need to cast Ariana in the movie. The amount of press it would get would be crazy!

I am perfectly fine with Aaron, but I wouldn't have been mad if Henry Cavil1 got the part. He's almost perfection when he's not in Superman shape.

When you've been in Superman shape, can you revert back to "almost perfection"? I used to think he was so beautiful in his pre-Michelin man days. It would be nice to see that Henry again.

R140 yeah he reminds me of Aretha Franklin now

What about Matt Bomer?

Love Matt Bomer but he's too old and too and not a Brit

Why are people still trying to make Matt Bomer happen?

He already happened

Taylor Johnson has South African accent too!

[quote]He already happened

🤔🤔🤔 Has he, though?

He looks older than 33. At least 10 years older.

So Idris Ilba would have made a great bond, but he's not interested in it, and he is, in fact, too old now. And racists wouldn't stand for it.

Henry Cavill would be amazing but he's VERY busy with his own projects right now, and he's already sorta played the type a few times.

I can see Aaron in the role, but ... he could go either way. He might nail it, but it could also all go very wrong.

I think Regé-Jean Page could have nailed it as well. But again: racists won't have it. But LOOK at this guy!

While I wouldn't want Sope Dirisu to be Bond because too many people would lose their minds, he would make a great Bond baddie. He's excellent in "Gangs of London".

R131. The truth hurts.

Can’t they find someone who actually looks like a man? Jesus Christ. The gay pedophiles running the film industry are disgusting.

Until Bullet Train, I had never heard of him. But getting a good look at him, I thought he was sexier than Brad Pitt. So sue me. I think he'll do fine as Bond. He might not be the coiled spring that Craig was, but he wouldn't have to do much to be better than Roger Moore, whom I thought was too fey to be Bond.

My father and I use to watch the old The Saint reruns on Channel 4 in the 60s, and he thought Roger Moore as Simon Templer was a fag. Never thought he was fey as Bond, though......

R144, He’s 46, but photographs younger, talented and gorgeous. What’s not to like?

[quote]mutilated

Someday, someone will blow you. It’s ok. Let it all out.

^^It happened! Oh, thank you so much.

[quote]Using the phrase "woke idiocy" is the same thing as whining about wokeness. Idris won't get the role, anyway, he's over 50 and that ship has sailed

Ageism

This kid has a nice body. That’s where it starts and ends. There is no there, there.

[quote]Until Bullet Train, I had never heard of him.

Seriously?

Bullet Train, The King's Man, Tenet, A Million Little Pieces, Godzilla, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Kick-Ass 1 and 2, ...

He's been in a ton of stuff, and was talked about endlessly here for his upcoming role in "Kraven The Hunter".

I'm Bond... James Bond *talks in ftm-tranny voice*.

A Black Bond is one of the few "woke" reimagenings I cant say I would really mind, mostly because there is literally nothing in the Bond canon that specifies white....I mean they do mention his ascendency is swiss/scottish so you might have to stretch the imagination a bit but I am sure there are swiss and/or scottish black people somewhere.

And it's not out there to think black/british secret agents existed even then.

My main preoccupation with new Bond is that I heard they might make them time appropriate, that is, they will take place when the novels did. I would LOVE that and it would be interesting how they show the technology and gadgets for that time.

I'm they going to be time appropriate as seen through a 2024 lens?

R163 if they have balls they should make it so. I suspect they would keep it as today-friendly as they could without changing history.

Goddamn, but he's sexy.

It should have been Colin Farrell. He would have lit it up!

R166, Colin Farrell is 47.

I remember the way everyone acted when Daniel Craig was cast, like they had scraped him off the bottom of their shoes. That all worked out well. Aaron will be great in the role.

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My pick is the talented and gorgeous Aidan Turner.

I like Aidan Turner more than ATJ

There is a picture where he is surrounded by black man the same way Macron and Brigitte were once surrounded by some on a picture. Is Sam Taylor Johnson Aaron's fag hag who told him "give me children with your gay seed and I as a movie director make you a star." ?

The new Bond

The new Bond Girl

Whoever they cast I hope they stop making Bond into a family dad who dies. So not Bond.

There's nothing on the DM pages - I just left the site, - to indicate that ATJ is Bond And if he were or if anyone were for that matter, they'd have a news conference for it the way they did with Craig.

It's still just a rumor, hasn't officially been confirmed yet

E! already confirmed that he hasn’t been cast.

Aidan Turner would be more believable.

Would ATJ keep the aristocratic French woman hair for the bond role?

I get People magazine and Entertainment Weekly alerts and neither one has even mentioned it. So only a rumor. Thank heavens!

The new James Bond, now that Sweeney Todd is closing.

He's cute, but a bit soft. who is that r182?

R183 I think Sebastian Stan

That's Aaron Tveit, the most boring actor in history. Sexy guy, tho.

I still think the new Bond will be a relative unknown. There will be some good solid film roles, as Craig had, but no one obvious at this point.

Anyone who still uses the word "woke" unironically is the real idiot R77 R88. Go sit in the corner and contemplate why you're so fucking stupid.p

r185, Why do you think Aaron Tevit is boring? I find him to be very interesting.

R187 He doesn't have pubes and trims them like Chris Evans. Sad.

Aidan Turner is already 40 years old R179. They better hurry up and cast Madden before while he's still in his 30s.

^ OH dear! Sorry about that typo!

I know r189 Daniel Craig was 38 but looked older, Connery was only 32 but looked older. I think it’s attitude, charisma, good looks that are key as well as the ability to make women and men want you. Aidan Turner dies, in my opinion.

R191 He colors his hair?

Aiden Turner is a hunk but he looks super Irish to me. Bond is British-Swiss.

Daniel Bernhardt is a swiss martial artist and actor in B and C list action movies but now he's too old. When he was younger he looked like a James Bond secret agent.

Jonathan Bailey would be great, too bad he's a known cock sucker.

How did you happen see Aaron Tveit's pubes, r188? (I'd love to see him as James Bond. Him or Jonny Bailey.)

R196 they are shaved here

Oh deer r192 I meant to write does, of course. He likely dyes his hair since he’s so dark the greys are coming in.

Oh, I thought you meant his [italic]pube[/italic] pubes, r197. I thought maybe you had some full frontality to show us.

R162 no, there are no black scotish/swiss people. Just as there are no white Massai.

Using woke unironically? Only with sarcasm. Wokes are braindead idiots as stupid as any other religious fundamentalists. They are destroying the left and bringing right to power. If you are not 12 yo girl how can you even be into that crap.

R201 gets it exactly wrong and backwards. The braindead idiots who are as stupid as any other religious fundamentalists are those who rail against 'woke' (mostly because they honestly have no clue what it means).

R201 = racist fuck.

R201, you're the one bringing the right to power by using right-wing talking points. Educated liberals don't use "woke" as a pejorative, just conservatives who dropped out of high school and think homosexuality can be cured through prayer

Aaron Taylor Johnson Armani CQUA DI GIÒ.

He's bisexual and his old wife is more of a mentor to him than a wife/lover. Maxwell Caulfield and Donna Mills have the same kind of relationship.

Does Juliet know about her husband and Donna?

Is it true that Swiss people have feet that smell like cheese?

AT seems more like the Bond from the books. The Bond I always wanted but now its far too late is Clive Owens. GOD he would have been perfect. So bummed that will never be.

Henry Cavill would (have been) perfect, imho.

R209 I actually don't like his sausage facial features.

I would not have objected to Jamie Dornan as James Bond. Or to Oliver Jackson Cohen. Or Aaron Tveit, for that matter.

Well you're weird, R210. He's literally the most beautiful man in the world.

(He was great in "The Man From U.N.C.L.E." which was a very Bond-like character.

[quote] Jonathan Bailey would be great

No way. Too weak.

How many of you actually pay money to see this shit?

I've paid to see every Daniel Craig Bond film.

I'd have no objection to seeing Jamie Dornan as Bond. And yes, Clive OWen would have been the perfect Bond, but he's aged out.

The most beautiful man IN THE WORLD, R12? 'Kay. And I enjoy the U.N.C.L.E. flick but it's not a very good movie.

Jamie would be perfect, I’m not sure why they aren’t into him? Clive Owen at his peak would have been perfect. Madden is maybe okay, and he’s clearly angling for it, but I think they’re worried about the homosexuality. Cavill seems past it. Aiden Turner is attractive but too bland. Idris would have been great maybe ten years ago. James Norton is too pretty. It really should be Jamie Dornan.

Jamie Dornan would not be perfect as James Bond. They want a successful franchise.

Well, it's not like ATJ has proven himself as an A-list leading man, either.

R220 Yep, with his appearance he is more like the evil side-kick for the antagonist.

OK guys, so Bond cannot be played by any of those soft, feminine dudes you've fallen in love with from the Brit shows.

Now keep chatting.

Aidan Turner is still the perfect choice.

Obstinate nitwit.

They should make Bond bisexual.

[quote] "Skyfall," where Bond (Daniel Craig) and film villain Silva (Javier Bardem) do a little flirting. Bond is tied up, and the villain gives Craig's sexy secret agent chest a caress. "In response to Silva's attentions, 007 replies, 'What makes you think this is my first time?'"

Team Bomer

A mannequin in the role would be more lifelike than Bomer R226

Bomer is too old and too plastic for much of anything these days. Maybe they can hire him as the 4th lead on a CBS procedural or something.

Bomer's a better actor than Cavill and some of the other names mentioned here. Not that he's going to get the role but....

Cavill reminds me of Mariah Carey. Wearing too tight clothes for his sausage body. He also has a weird side profile.

Bomer reads more SuperMan to me. Always did.

Where are you seeing these Bomer performances where he's any good?

Bomer was good on White Collar, Fellow Travelers, The Normal Heart and most of the things I've seen him in

Bomer was also perfect in AHS HOTEL, a role clearly written specifically for him but he was excellent in it.

I still haven’t recovered from “Fellow Travelers”.

I know, Mary!

That blonde wig on Bardem is sooooo bad.

He’s aging terribly. He now looks almost age appropriate for his wife.

R237 Well he has been baby-trapped by an ephebophile. I would drink myself to death after that too. People often even claim that she knew him since he was 7...

Baby-trapped? LOL. He could get a divorce if he wanted one. Ephebophile? He looks middle-aged and they're still together. Good sign she's not an "ephebophile"

R239 Samantha is that you? I heard the nursing home finally has a free spot.

Variety.- Pierce Brosnan approves of Aaron Taylor-Johnson becoming the next James Bond: “I think the man has the chops and the talent and the charisma to play Bond, very much so.”

It’s not happening.

R242 from your lips to Barbara Broccoli's ears.