Inspired by the Owain Yeoman thread that also mentioned Jonny Lee Miller.
Chris Meloni, at an NYC gym, standing in front of the mirror, butt-naked, shaving.
Sam Rockwell, same gym, coming out of the shower, making a show of drying his back and displaying his nubbin.
Larry Wilcox of CHIPS fame. It would have been more exciting if it had been 1978 and not 2008. Nothing special at all, and suffers from the curse of the Irish.
Josh Radnor and NPH on stage in "The Paris Letter" in LA.Barry Tubb in "Sweet Sue" on Broadway.
Peter Krause (Six Feet under) in my high school dressing room for a play. Enormous dick.
The comedian Carrot Top. Showering at the gym after a workout. This was before all the steroids and plastic surgery, when his only defining characteristic was his mop of red hair.
Super white skin. Plain facial features. Small dick.
John Travolta, stepping out of the shower while at the spa. In the summer of 2009.
He's tall, bald, and really overweight with a hairy body. I did see his dick from a distance, but it didn't make an impression on me because he is really just so fat. His dick was in the shadow of his belly.
He's also friendly and talkative in the steam and sauna.
Maxwell Caulfield, Sam Trammell, Jude Law, John Benjamin Hickey, Justin Kirk, Daniel Radcliffe, all frontals on stage.
Jonathan Bennett - dated him for awhile
We're looking for more than just names here! We want details.
He looka like a man
The former mayor of my city. Very hairy scrotum.
Helen Lawson in a cab on Seventh Avenue. I was immediately struck blind with cataracts.
That was pretty lame, r14.
Christopher Atkins in his Endless Love heyday at the Gym (With his Swami!) Nice body, average dick, back then big attention whore. The swami never took off his caftan though.
WOW, R13, you saw Sarah Palin naked? Dude...
[quote]Nothing special at all, and suffers from the curse of the Irish.
You mean that prejudice is OK if you believe that the community it is directed towards have small dicks?
Care to tell us what the curse of the gays is?
[quote]Care to tell us what the curse of the gays is?
JB, R10? You a guy?
[quote]Christopher Atkins in his Endless Love heyday at the Gym (With his Swami!) Nice body, average dick, back then big attention whore. The swami never took off his caftan though.
What does Christopher Atkins have to do with Endless Love? And the whole world knows he has an average dick, he's completely comfortable showing it.
I've seen Christopher Atkins naked so many times at nude Black's Beach in San Diego. He goes there alone, maybe with a friend or sometimes with his wife.
Atkins occasionally plays volleyball with other straight nudists. No gay vibe at all, and he never takes a walk to the gay end of the beach. And unfortunately, the straight end is much more nude. Gays and their goddamn board shorts. But I go nude as do many others.
[quote]from the curse of the Irish.
I always thought that this is "brewer's droop" or alcohol-induced impotence. Have I been mistaken all these years? Never seen an Irish dick. (at least a fully Irish one)
I think he is divorced r23
Arnold Schwarzenegger. 1999, Columbus, Ohio. In the men's locker room at the World Gym. I was completely shocked and it was surreal, as we were the only two in there at the time. I was 26. His body was shockingly muscular; it didn't look human. Oddly, I can't remember if he had a big dick or not, even though I specifically looked. I just remember a big untamed gray bush.
He did say "heLLO. how AUH you?" I just nodded or something, too frozen to talk.
I'm not from Columbus and was there only on a work visit, which made the whole thing even weirder. I spend a lifetime in New York City, and my biggest, most interesting celebrity encounter is in a basement locker room in central Ohio.
The "curse of the Irish" is all bags, no pipes.
[quote]Chris Meloni, at an NYC gym, standing in front of the mirror, butt-naked, shaving.
This needs to be much more descriptive, please. Sounds delightful. Shaving butt naked by a mirror, that man is such an attention whore. What was his ass like in the flesh?
Tom Welling - not as big as you would have guessed. All balls.
Zac Efron - eh, not impressed.
Jonathan Groff - not impressed.
For those of you providing your sightings, please reveal whether the male celebrity observed was cut/uncut, well-endowed/small etc.
Good size, thick circumcised dick. Trims/shaves most of his body hair.
He used to have a really hairy chest in his earlier movies.
Where did you see Jeremy, R31? Was it in a locker room?
I hate myself for finding him attractive.
[quote]What does Christopher Atkins have to do with Endless Love? And the whole world knows he has an average dick
He's normal size, actually.
Stop expecting every guy to be hung like Jeff Stryker.
Saw Tom Wopat in the gym showers years ago when he lived in Nashville. Nice bubble butt, hairy, long dick about 5 inches soft. Hot body!
Also saw singer Billy Dean. Nice body, big, wide ass, trimmed bush, small-ish dick.
R20, yeah I am a guy. He is definitely gay (not bi)
Has anyone seen Danny Pino of Law & Order SVU and ex-Cold Case fame naked? What is his Cuban pinga like, pls?
Freddie Mercury naked in bed while I fucked him
The late JFK Jr, several times at the NYU Cole gym in the late 80s. Talked to him a bit too!
Spectacular looking man in every way and in every detail. In those days, no shaving, trimming, plucking or tats or dipped tan.
That's enough, charlie.
[quote]Peter Krause (Six Feet under) in my high school dressing room for a play. Enormous dick.
Details please. Was he already hairy in high school?
Please specify whether Peter Krause is cut/uncut, hairy/shaved, big balls/small balls etc.
JFK Jr. was cute although I've never cared for his hair. He was a dumb guy. Sweet but dumb. Had he lived, everyone would have figured out that he wasn't too bright. The pressure on him to be this great man must have been burdensome. I think he didn't care if he lived or died. It was all building up and he would have been exposed in today's online world.
Go fuck yourself R40 :)
Stephen Amell - average to small but it got really hard. Surprisingly he was cut.
Rob Lowe, Emilio Esteves at a Brentwood gym in their Brat Pack days.
R45, did you see him in a gym?
Anderson Cooper and his bf Ben Maisani, seen both changing in the locker room at the gym. I only saw Anderson's ass as he was turned away from me. It's very smooth and (surprise!) very pale. I caught a glimpse of Maisani's dick, and it's the biggest one I've ever seen. Massive balls too.
Mandy Patinkin at 24Hr Fitness in Sherman Oaks. Body looks like cottage cheese with hair growing out of it.
Charles Shaughnessy (Mr. Sheffield on "The Nanny") at Bodies in Motion in West LA. His ass is INCREDIBLE!!!
Joe Rogan from "Fear Factor" also at 24hr Fitness in Sherman Oaks. One chromosome away from a chimp.
Joe Rogan, is he hairy and uncut? Dick, ass description, please.
Colin Farrell, on video, not cursed.
Demi Moore, pear shaped, on stage
Nicole Kidman in "The Blue Room". The whitest woman on the planet.
Waaaay back in the day, my best friend's dad was head of janitorial services at Memorial stadium (pre-Camden Yards) in Baltimore.
He took us to games all of the time for free.
Once, he took us to meet Cal Ripken, Jr. who was very popular back then. There was a meet and greet area near the locker room, so he took us through the locker room to get there as a short cut. There was Ripken getting dressed after a shower.
I was about 10, so all I really remember seeing at the time was bush (which I didn't understand why I found so fascinating at the time.)
I also remember my friend's dad saying, "Well, I guess you have seen him now" with a laugh.
He was very nice when we got to talk to him (dressed), but all I could really focus on while we were there was his damn pubes.
Robert Sean Leonard
All at the Printing House (now Equinox) in West Village.
Kevin Bacon, years ago at UWS health club.
Has ANYBODY here seen Danny Pino naked? Does ANYBODY fucking care to give a description of his naked body, PLEASE? I have been requesting useful information on Danny Pino here for the longest time...
Nicholas Cage hen he was 16 or 17 or so- his brother was a of mine. Nicholas had crashed fo the weekend.
Skiny bod then - nice ass-didn't see the rest
NO, R57, no one has seen him naked.
Patrick Stewart (Captain Picard) at Beverly Hot Springs in the 1990s. Tight body, big cock!
I saw the father of the jewish character from 'Big Bang Theory' who was an actor in his own right.
John Barrowman - motioning towards me to join him in the sauna at the gym. I didn't. Also showered next to Mark Almond some years earlier, who got a stiffy and got all embarrassed about it. Completely plastered with crap tattoos before these became fashionable.
Also for the UKers, Dale Winton pre-facelift, who had a strange shaped body, which resembled a wedge pointing downwards. Very orange.
Hey r38, please tell us more about David Charvet!
Jonny Lee Miller at a party in Marina del Rey, of all places.
It was a pretty drunk/drugged group and people started swimming naked. JLM never bothered to put his clothes back on, just walked around nude the rest of the night. In retrospect, I'm not that shocked that he's uninhibited, given his ex-wife.
At the time, however, it was odd to see someone semi-well known walk around chatting with people without anything on. Before anyone asks, nice body, not muscular but nice just the same. He wasn't hard, of course, but looked average length but thick.
Though he didn't exactly flirt with anyone, he seemed to enjoy the attention he was getting from both sexes. Again, not shocking considered to whom he was once married.
Anyone ever see Magnum in the buff? Or Burt?
"John Barrowman - motioning towards me to join him in the sauna at the gym."
R62, why did you turn him down?
"Charles Shaughnessy (Mr. Sheffield on "The Nanny") at Bodies in Motion in West LA. His ass is INCREDIBLE!!!"
Describe his ass please.
[quote]He wasn't hard, of course, but looked average length but thick.
R64, you're supposed to specify cut/uncut.
Scott Bakula, various times in dressing room and shower. We were in a play together in college. Young then, of course, but nice no-big-deal muscular body and average cock. Straight. Fucked a girl in the cast. He had no sense of humor and little personality, but we all assumed he'd have a career because he was focused.
Sexy in a robotic kind of way.
R67 He does absolutely nothing for me, plus at the time he was presenting children's TV in the UK interspersed with theatre. A bit icky considering what a complete and utter slut he was in the gym.
Once, I saw one of the personal trainers haul him out of the sauna where he was 'working out' as he was late for his session. I got the impression from everyone's laughter, cheers and clapping that this was a regular occurrence.
R69, hearing "no sense of humor and little personality" about Bakula actually makes me a little sad.
I envy r64 for seeing Jonny Lee Miller naked. Hot!
Is Jonny Lee Miller uncut? I hear that he is, but I want official confirmation.
Michael Musto, partially. Well, his cock and balls anyway. Cut, thick, hairy, bends slightly to the side. Large plum shaped glans.
I've had a crush on - and lust for - John Glover forever. And ever. Strong enough that I will overcome my embarrassment and ask for details on what he looked like naked.
I can't even find a shirtless pic of him.
R72, yeah. Nothing against him - mainly it was that he just didn't seem all that bright. That's how he could remain focused - like a dog with a bone. It was recognized he'd make it because, even though he didn't have much talent or craft, he had a look (weird nose, though) and was extremely serious.
Maybe he's different now. He does show off a bit of humor now in some interviews. I just feel like there's not much there there, in any case.
I had two different friends who saw Raymond Burr naked. One woke up and Burr was blowing him in his sleep (on tour) and the other was a masseur many years later in Denver.
[quote]Also showered next to Mark Almond some years earlier, who got a stiffy and got all embarrassed about it. Completely plastered with crap tattoos before these became fashionable.
It's Marc, and you would remember if he got a "stiffy".
He has an enormous cock.
What on earth was Raymond Burr touring in?
[quote]What on earth was Raymond Burr touring in?
As Blanche Hudson in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane."
[quote]What on earth was Raymond Burr touring in?
Glover has a well-developed, muscled body; at the time he worked out religiously. Of course, he's close to 70 now, so I can't testify today. Smooth torso. Cock is cut, fairly long. Pretty sure he's a top.
Hope that helps, r77.
R57 Danny Pino at Reebcock.
He does the most complicated towel dance I have ever seen.
He comes from the shower with not only TWO towels around his waist covering from the stomach to the knees but an oversized towel over his shoulders covering most of his back and chest.
He then opens his locker and the one near to him creating a room of sorts and puts on his undies and trousers under the towel and takes his undershirt over his head and as he inches the towel off his shoulders he inches the shirt down.
I assume it is because he is hung like a gerbil and thus has serious body issues.
However his feet are small and well pedicured.
I'm surprised Danny showers at Reebok. He lives nearby, thought it would be easier to just go home and shower and change.
Please, R84... Clearly Danny Pino does the elaborate towel dance because he is hung like a baby's arm and does not wish to intimidate the less gifted locker-room users. Glad to hear about his small clean feets.
I also live in the area and shower there only sometimes...when I get a massage or if I am headed further downtown and don't want to take the time to go home.
R64 What is it with Marina del Rey? I had a similar experience there with Antonio Sabato, Jr. He wasn't the only one nude, though.
Matthew Broderick in Printing House Gym. Pale.
Jerry Stiller in NYHRC. My eyes are still bleeding.
[quote] I caught a glimpse of Maisani's dick, and it's the biggest one I've ever seen. Massive balls too.
I guess Anderson's relieved he no longer has to go for black and latino guys for a big dick anymore.
74- Jonny Lee Miller is British, so unless he's Jewish, he's uncut.
I also worked with Scott Bakula when he was in his 20s, nice body, he had a good sense of humor and I thought was hung slightly above average--I certainly wouldn't have turned him down.
Mark Hamill--at the time decent body and average hang.
That's such an idiotic statement on the surface, R90, but may I ask you to explain it?
Well now he doesn't have to go interracial R92, probably better that he fell in love with someone who fits in his social circle, play around with black and latino guys but he's not going to have a relationship with them.
Anderson's addiction to black and latino guys is one of DL's most enduring myths. He does like a big dick, but who doesn't?
Good God, r93/90, what era are you living in? Elitist and racist people like you are fading away.
R94, it's a myth. He never was into black guys, maybe Latino, but not black.
R62 You turned down John Barrowman?! I get that it wasn't the right setting to have sex-but John Barrowman?! The sexiest guy on the planet. How could you resist? What did he look like?
[quote]What did he look like?
He looked like Charlotte Greenwood, Rose.
Saw Scott Thompson (Kids In The Hall, Larry Sanders Show) at the baths.
He is cut, nicely hung. With a bit of a stomach hanging out. Smooth, Tattoos on both arms.
R98 I don't get it? I mean John Barrowman has the body of a god. He must be extremely well-endowed.
That KONY 2012 guy
Anyone remember who Rider Strong is? Saw him naked in a gym a couple years after that show he was on went off the air. He's actually adorable in person and made somewhat nervous chitchat as he stripped out of his sweaty work-out clothes, then toweled-up t head to the shower.
oooo Rider Strong was a cutey...What gym r102
He was cute, R102. What did his cock look like?
I saw Bobby Cannavale naked tonight on Boardwalk Empire. There was a long scene where he is naked, full frontal and he was huge. The pictures should show up soon.
After rereading my post, I realized the last sentence could sound misleading. I wasn't implying any sort of hookup.
I only meant AS wasn't the only guest who didn't immediately dress again after swimming (or being in a hottub?) BTW, the nudity of the guests who were nude was casual. There wasn't a sexual feel about the party, though I could see how the situation could have degenerated into something else.
The straight couple who brought me got uncomfortable maybe and we left fairly early. About midnight. I'd seen enough anyway. I was pretty young and a baby gay. This was a primarily straight party and I didn't know what it would become.
I don't guess I have to describe AS's body as he's been pretty open about showing it. Some ugly tats, even then, and a big maybe untrimmed bush. Uncut, average cock, and a very flat ass on that otherwise hot body. For me, I couldn't take my eyes off that face.
I was in a Burger King in Fresno and Madge walked in topless and ordered a diet Coke.
I used to work out at the same gym as Barney Frank and ran into him a few times in the shower or locker room. I didn't really check out his dick size though
You should have chatted him up, R102. He was pretty much out at Columbia, but now I think he's found himself a beard.
R102 Was Rider cut or uncut
Calvin Klein years ago in 1977 in a gym on East 57th Street. Nubbin dick and tanned and hairy and skinny, as I recall.
I've never seen Jake Gyllenhaal naked in person, but I'd sure like to.
Last week I saw Emma Samms naked and nearly tossed my cookies and pinched a loaf at the same time! She now weighs well over 400 lbs. and is almost totally bald - because she tears out her hair and eats it when she runs out pork rinds.
She claims her present condition is a result of PTSD cause by notable and lovely Scientologist Anne Archer passing gas in her face!
Details, R56! Especially on Josh Hamilton.
I have seen Anderson Cooper naked.
No one sees Anderson Cooper naked. He is a notorious undies up and under towel type.
Anyone seen any of the Sons of Anarchy cast naked?
I did see Anderson Cooper naked before and I posted it on here. He was changing in the locker room and I saw his white bare ass as he crouched down to change out of his shorts and into a towel.
How as old Andy's ass? Flat? Does he have the dreaded half-crack?
R122, did you also happen to see his much hotter bf Ben naked? They work out together.
I heard Anderson has a second underdeveloped buttcrack above the real, usable one. That's a white trash trait.
Anderson Cooper is so over.
[quote]Once, I saw one of the personal trainers haul him out of the sauna where he was 'working out' as he was late for his session. I got the impression from everyone's laughter, cheers and clapping that this was a regular occurrence.
Why were people laughing/cheering/clapping?
A good performance deserves the appropriate response, R127.
Prince Harry. I was at a party at the Encore in Vegas. He is so hot and has an absolutely beautiful ginger-pubed cock. I took some cell phone pictures, but I somehow lost my phone that night. Hope it doesn't fall into the wrong hands!
Bump for more
F&F for the desperate BUMP troll at R130.
How can anyone tell by looking at a flacid cock whether or not the guy is hung. I am small when soft but pretty damn big when hard.
R79, Mark Almond does have a huge cock. And on his skinny body, looked even bigger.
I showered with him in the open shower room at the Central YMCA in London. He was in no way embarrassed by his hardon. This was back in about 1992. It was me, him and another guy. All of us stiff, showering and soaping and showing off a little and the 3 of us just enjoying the view. No wanking, just teasing. I'd say it is easily betwen 8 and 9" and probably more like 9". I did not have a tape measure handy at the time.
Jerry Stiller (30 years ago, but still)! Naked while standing on his head!
That's hysterical, R134. I see Jerry Stiller naked all the time at the JCC on the UWS. Aren't I lucky?
I saw Ewan MacGregor naked several times...in just about every movie in which he appears.
Calvin Klein in a gym on East 57th Street in 1978. Tanned, small dick and big bush.
Elaine Stritch, showing me her version of the ping-pong trick.
I love idiots like R91, who draw sweeping generalizations and say stupid things. Like he knows all male Brits and their circumcision status.
When I was 26 years old (female), I went to see Lena Horne: The Lady and Her Music in the summer (or early fall?) of 1983 in Houston with three friends. It was a spectacular show even though we had not so great very close to the stage seats.
During intermission, Lena'a manager was in the lobby and came toward us. He asked us if we would like to meet Lena backstage after the show. I couldn't believe it! Needless to say, we said yes. He said he would meet us in the lobby after the show and that there would be a wait because of a local city politician who'd be first in.
We finally went in after the politician and many fans. Lena was in a bathrobe. She was very gracious and friendly to all and autographed our Playbills. She looked older in person, and still wore very dark stage make-up, kind of clownish looking off the stage. We were the last of the visitors that night.
Anyway, we left the dressing room and were on our way out, when Sherman Sneed, Lena's manager, came after me. He said Lena wanted to see ME, she had something to give me.
Sherman opened the door, I went in, and he shut it behind him as he left. I was alone with Lena! Smiling, she turned around OPENED her robe and came toward me STARK NAKED! She then wrapped herself completely around me! That's all I'll say, except that I did make it out politely before something major happened.
Lena at age 66: very hippy and completely flat chested. She must have worn an A cup or less. Her body was very light compared to her face with the dark make-up. I had nightmares about this incident for years. I realized that she must have seen us from the stage and had Sherman invite us back for purposes other than fan worship.
Straight White Female
I was with the bf in Miami and we were working out at Crunch.
On one visit, we saw Rupert Everett. Never saw his front, but he had, for his age, a nice dimpled ass.
On another visit, we saw in all his ruby red grapefruited self Hulk Hogan. Imagine a hairless bright burnt orange pustule with a shrimp dick.
Mark Harmon at a gym in Hollywood years ago. I remember he had a really nice body and a cute ass. had a towel in front of him so I couldn't tell how huge he was.
I'm pretty sure I was next to Will Forte from SNL and sometimes 30 Rock in an Equinox locker room. He seemed to know I was waiting to see his goods and took his time getting undressed. I did see the package, and he's an average grower. I was thrilled, I love growers. It's like a big surprise to see how much it does grow.
I feel like I wrote about the Will Forte experience before. Sorry if it's a duplicate post.
r143, did you get it hard for him?
Chris Isaak used to work out at the same gym as me and I would occasionally see him changing and/or in the showers. Incredible physique.
Anne Rice during a medical procedure. No dick at all.
r89 Any glimpse of Broderick's cock? He has very big feet for a guy his size. Just wondering.
R146 - Was Chris Isaak as hung as people say he is?
r141, what do you mean Hulk Hogan had a "shrimp" dick? His porno looked like he had a big one.
Damn you, R55! I've been dreaming for years about what Ripken looked like naked in his hayday, and all you remember is his pubes! That ass must've been a sight for sore eyes in the flesh back then.
[quote]Peter Krause (Six Feet under) in my high school dressing room for a play. Enormous dick.
I figured he was hung.
I hope you're kidding...
I need to hear more about the Meloni sighting.
Bruce Springsteen-ManhattanPlaza Gym in the80's-Very fit very friendly & unpretentious great ass/perfectly acceptable package...all man!!
[quote]Anderson Cooper is so over.
I want to see Bruce naked.
Terrell Carter...cut, hung, and well endowed
I want to hear more about what Larry Wilcox looked like naked. I always thought he was hot on CHiPs.
Delta Burke. It was horrifying. Her fat years, you know. I am an electrician and had been called in to check on an "electrical burning smell". I opened an unlocked door (that I didn't know was a restroom) in the studio, and there she was sitting nude on the toilet taking a ghastly shit. She screamed, "Hey,you stupid asshole." I just said, "Same to you, cunt" and I walked out. I knew she was familiar, but didn't place who it was until I asked someone the name of the TV movie they were filming and they mentioned her name. If I wasn't gay before that experience, I sure would have been after.
[quote]Terrell Carter...cut, hung, and well endowed
Who is Terrell Carter?
Hung AND well-endowed? Wow!
Did a search and it turns out that Terrell Carter is a D-list actor.
R149 From what I remember Chris was thick and his dick had a really big head.
Cut or uncut, R166?
Does Meloni have a big one? He is so hot!
R168, there are nude screencaps of Meloni from his days on "Oz" online that you can probably find.
R167 Chris is cut. I distinctly remember one time seeing him in side view toweling himself off and watching his thick penis bounce up and down off his scrotum.
googled "Christopher Meloni nude", and yes they do have screencaps from Oz. Wish I never did it I am very disappointed in his equipment. I thought Italian men have big ones...I hope he's a grower.
I was pissing at a urinal next to Adrian Pasdar. He caught me looking at his big, dark uncut dick and whipped it around at me as if saying "get a good enough look?!"
charlie must read R140.
Anyone seen celeb cock lately?
Maybe 15 years ago, I stood next to Olympic gold-medalist Dan Jansen at a urinal. I did NOT want to miss the opportunity to look, so I did. It wasn't the longest but it WAS really thick.
OK*, well first i'd say kudos to all these dudes for being healthy by working out (and not just for show). Second i give them all credit for being ok with their bodies and nudity (chris klein, and tom for that matter, seemed like they could not have cared one bit about any of it...which is just about right, who cares). As for Tom, in good shape with some solid junk--like most of us--though do remember a real thickness (hey had to look) and maybe uncut (can't really remember frankly). And a really hairy crotch, in a cool natural way.
*Sidenote: feels kind of funky posting 'details' on insider locker room sitings after a normal workout...but i guess it's also common to wonder. And sticking with the positive, since it legitimately is positive.
Troy, what were Chris Klein's cock and balls like??
Bea Arthur. Nor as big as I'd been led to believe.
Any moisture, R177? You like? I like!
Every time this thread gets bumped, and I read OP's post about Meloni shaving butt nekkid, I pop a bone.
I'm the guy who saw Peter Krause naked in my high school dressing room. He was not hairy at the time (he was only 18), and he was circumcised like 99% of the men in Minnesota were who were born in our generation (i.e. in the mid-60s). Don't remember anything about the balls--just remember he had a long and lean dick. He also had a great body and ass because he had been a gymnast (his specialty was the pommel horse) and track athlete in high school before he did his first play his senior year ("Charley's Aunt").
Who did he play, r188? One of the romantic guys, or the one who dresses up as the aunt? And was he good?
Seen Lorenzo Lamas naked a few times. Walks around with no shame. Huge cock and balls, but hunches over when he walks.
Peter (who was called Pete in those days) played one of the two roommates (Charley and the other one whose name I've forgotten) who get their friend Babs to play Charley's aunt. I forget which of the two he was.
He was fine for a high school actor (which means he was just okay). It was his first play ever. He later went to Gustavus Adolphus for college in St. Peter, MN, and became a very good actor from everything I heard, and then went to do graduate work in theater at NYU. I lost track of him as a friend after that but I saw him do guests hots on shows like "Ellen" and "Seinfeld" and then he got his big parts on "Sports Night" and "Six Feet Under." I doubt I've seen him in the last twenty-plus years--we both moved out of Minnesota to different parts of the country.
He was a very nice, very witty guy in high school.
yes, it was missy elliot, supa dupa fly. the fattest raunchiest black ass, huge bush, sagged tits
DL icon, Miss Patti LuPone
bernadette peters tits
Lenny kravitz showering at the Y. He was in town for something back in the 90's. nice body and looks like he has a big one. I didn't want to stare and there were a bunch of queens deciding they suddenly needed to shower even though they just got out of the shower. He continued to shower oblivious to the gawkers. He's hotter nowadays than he was back then.
Bea Arthur. Well, sort of. Long story.
[quote] Had he lived, everyone would have figured out that he wasn't too bright.
I think failing the bar three times was have been enough of a clue.
[quote]Zac Efron - eh, not impressed.
More info please R28!!!!!
I saw Steven Spielberg at a schvitz in Los Angeles. Decent body, slightly pudgy with middle age spread, furry. Had no problems removing his towel once inside the sauna, legs spread, resting on the benches. From what I could see, an average length but very thick. Seemed to be showing off.
What place in LA was this?
You had me believing it was true up until you said he was showering. This never happened. Lenny doesn't shower, especially in the 90s.
Based on previous posts, I want to revisit Marina del Rey.
Any more stories?
R201 it was a couple of years ago but I think it was City Spa (a friend was a member and he got me a pass when I was in town visiting)
kenya moore, tits and cakes bobbin on the surface in hot tub water
Chris Meloni was mentioned at the start of the thread. I think it's strange, considering that the general public had seen him naked in "Oz" but I suppose there is a big difference between seeing a celeb on a fictional program versus seeing them in real life and in person.
Mr. Ed. He was hung like a horse.
sandy duncan's asshole, chita rivera's tits
Not naked, but I saw Matthew Broderick in his tighty-whities (and ONLY in his tighty-whities) back when he was 20 or 21.
Nice beautiful bulge - and gorgeous upper body.
Back in the day, of course.
cathy rigby, meredith brooks, and cynthia nixon
[quote]Nice beautiful bulge - and gorgeous upper body.
Really? I guess if you're into prepubescent chests.
at 21 he was hardly pre-pubescent.
go away, pedo troll
If you like this... you are in fact a pedo. This is not a gorgeous upper body.
Abs have been in vogue, R220, since at least the late '70s.
Saw Will Arnett recently in the steam room of the Equinox. Surprisingly muscular body. Broad shoulders. Tall. Does the towel dance getting dressed, but dropped it in time to show off a meaty ass.
Which Equinox was this?
Had worked at a hotel in the western US for a few years and saw a few celebs, usually in the evening when they asked for a late dinner in their room after a long day. Saw John Barrowman when he was in town for some event. Kevin Costner when he was there for a golf tournament (usually ordered late meals and tipped very well; would often answer the door in a robe or towel). The guys from that "Ghost Hunters" show who were investigating a nearby location (the bald fat guy was rude and obnoxious to most of the staff, the other guys were nice and polite and would order small, simple meals when they came back late).
Nice stories but this is a celebrities youve seen naked thread.. so unless you've got info on them naked...
Matthew Broderick - ok, it was in a play called "Night Must Fall".
Looked pretty damn big.
This thread is boring. Most of the people are just listing names, or if they provide details, they're not the interesting kind. For instance, we want to know if a guy is cut/uncut, has a bush or trims/shaves, low-hangers or bunched up, etc. Paint us a picture!
R217 / R219 - could you be more myopic and pathetic?
Did you ever think some of us including R213, ARE around Matthew's age and therefore WERE sporting similar bodies at the same time? I realize you seem to define "men" as having beefy, hairy chests, but by your logic should we have not even found ourselves good looking without common chest hair and a paunch? It is not always the case now and it was CERTAINLY not the case then.
M'eh. I'd agree with 218. Calling Broderick's upper body, "gorgeous" is a stretch to me. He doesnt seem to have much of an upper body at all. Just looks like a skinny guy. But to each his own.
r223, West Village.
[quote]Matthew Broderick - ok, it was in a play called "Night Must Fall".
Looked pretty damn big.
Sorry, that was a body double. You see a naked guy outside the window in a thunder storm. Wasn't a secret about the double either. Google if you don't believe.
Sorry R225 ...
John Barrowman -- very nice body, obviously keeps himself in shape and bit of an exhibitionist. big cock, thick but a bottom (wound up hooking up together near the end of his stay)
Kevin Costner -- another exhibitionist, liked to answer his door in a robe or only a towel. would often see him out of the corner of my eye touching himself (scratching/tugging), was either always horny or had crabs). Decent body, very nice cock from what could be seen (seemed like he almost always had a semi). Could see a hard on lurking underneath a couple of times. Big, thick.
"Ghost Hunters" guys -- Jay (big bald guy), saw him in a robe and looked decent enough. Grant, had a surprisingly nice body though on the skinnier side, very long cock but not v thick. Dave (shared suite with another GH crew member), very nice body though not very muscular, nice cock, thick and saw it hard a couple of times. Both he and Grant were nice, friendly, liked to make small talk
U S Senator Roger Wicker--Tiny cock
MS Supreme Court Chief Justice Jim Smith--hansome fellow; great dick
Adrian Pasdar. Pissing at a urinal in the restrooms at a fundraiser. He caught me looking and turned towards me and whipped his dick around, smacking it on the palm of his hand a couple times. He seemed a bit irritated and had this expression on his face like "did you get a good enough look, jerk?!" He didn't say anything, nor did I. He was uncut and his dick was fat and VERY dark.
Jerry Stiller, in 1982....repeatedly!
Sorry none of your are convincing!
r231 - Shit, I didn't know. Thanks.
R236. Good story especially if it's true. And it was worth seeing Adrian Pasdar's fat uncut cock.
I saw Matt Damon's bare butt on my tv the other night. SOMEHOW, they made it half the size it is in clothes. Amazing.
This thread is boring. Most of the people are just listing names, or if they provide details, they're not the interesting kind. For instance, we want to know if a guy is cut/uncut, has a bush or trims/shaves, low-hangers or bunched up, etc. Paint us a picture!
I'm one of the people who have posted to this thread above.
The reason why these are boring to you is that we didn't see them in porn movies or while having sex with them so we could get a long lingering look at their junk and memorize the details: we only saw them fleetingly in urinals or in gym locker rooms or in dressing rooms.
When you just get a quick look at a famous guy nude, you're not going to lingering on the various details ("I'd better stash away whether he had low hangers or not or whether he had a big bush or not in case some fetishist I know later asks on an electronic gay gossip forum!"). You just get a quick look, and for 99% of us, all that registers is whether or not they had a big and thick shaft or not.
R242 I agree. I managed to remember more of the incident with Adrian Pasdar because of the fact that my looking st his cock pissed him off. His reaction was very "fuck you" but his presentation did manage to give me a good enough look at his dick. I wouldn't have guessed him to have such a dark piece of meat, but now that I know he is of middle eastern descent it makes sense. I've never liked him or watched his TV series. I only knew who he was because he was there with his wife who is one of the Dixie Chicks.
Didn't know who Pasdar was butt, oh butt does he ever have a mouth watering dick drooling buttocks........I stutter.....
r242 - people asking these questions about cut/uncut, pubes, etc. don't know how long of a look the poster had or what he observed. Some posters will add details if asked.
I agree that just posting a name is boring, though. So everyone please post as much as you observed.
does anyone have any good recipes for mozzareela cheese?
R243, always got the sense that Adrian was gay. His wife with her new butch lesbian haircut isn't helping their image, either.
One of the DL threads
Regarding JFK Jr., I saw him one in my gym in underpants many years ago. Very cruisy. Nice bod, but his complexion looked like a fruitcake that exploded in the oven. I think he wore a lot of makeup, like his dad.
Any talk on David Hyde Pierce? I know he's long-partnered, but he was so cute in his, 'Frasier' days.
Some one claimed to have meet DHP through Craiglist for a afternoon fling. Perhaps they can provide some info!
Mmm..thank you, R251. I hope that person comes back and spills.
Could you repeat the Owain Yeoman story?
r250: I love DHP. Furry beast. He was too gaunt there for a while but as it appears he's been snacking on a few peanut butter and jelly sandwiches he looks so much better.
Will Young (British singer)
Did more than see him naked - there's a man who can legitimately be called "adventurous"...
Sam Underwood from DEXTER was nude on-stage in Equus a few years back with Alec Baldwin. Uncut, and smelled that way.
"good recipes for mozzareela cheese?"
Governor Chris Christie, but then I turned into a pillar of salt.
David Charvet. Too skinny. Great face, though.
R260, how did you see David Charvet naked? How did he look?
I'm trying to revive this thread. Unfortunately, I don't have anything to share.
Here's my wish list, anyway:
Christopher Meloni (I know I can find the Oz shots)
The entire male cast of HIMYM
The entire male cast of Grey's Anatomy
If anyone has some details about the people above, PLEASE fill me in!
Stephen Dorff. Dennis Rodman
I saw the guy who played Lisa Kudrow's husband in The Comeback naked at the gym about a year ago. Tall and lean guy, smooth chest but hairy balls and ass. Cock average sized flaccid but thick. He's be at least 20 years older than me but I would definitely go there.
Tom Hiddleston, at a London gym, coming out of a shower. Very, very thin, and not in a good way. Very bad skin. Does not have an especially large dick IMO.
Amanda Palmer at a party. Very hairy.
Also saw Jeremy Irons some years ago, different gym. alas, he put on a towel rather fast, but that counts, doesn't it? He looked like a cadaver. Very, very , very skinny and carved out, very narrow frame. Very sallow.
I saw a ruby red grapefruit looking Hulk Hogan at Crunch Miami Beach. Smallish dick, and it was really pink. No hair, just really red all over.
Sam Elliot in the shower at Gold's Gym, Venice, about 20 years ago:
It was the stuff that makes grown men(and women) fall to their knees weeping tears of joyous thanksgiving and singing the Lord's Prayer in three languages:
Perfectly shaped, cut, a thick 7 inches soft with huge balls.
Rather famous openly gay man from England, who has suggested gay actors should stay in a closet, in a raunchy club in London, standing there many guys around sucking him. I didn't, too many mouths already I thought.
[quote]Perfectly shaped, cut, a thick 7 inches soft with huge balls.
Oh for Heaven's sake, do you have any idea how big seven inches is? And soft? Maybe the water was really, really cold here.
Anyone see the guys from CSI:NY - Eddie Cahill, Carmine Giovinazzo etc
I would rather see Carmine naked on a plate than Dimples.
I saw Stephen Dorff reading a script on a nude beach North of Santa Barbara. Great Body and nice Dick... especially when it got hard... 8 or 9 inches
Lets see:L I live in NYC in Hells Kitchen.
I've see Tony Goldwyn at the gym 20 years ago. Beautiful body, great ass and nice dick
David Carradine tall skinny with a long thin dick
Bryan Cranston back when he was on a soap. Nice body, very pretty ass and nice cut dick.
John Leguizamo at the gym. Average body and dick but perfect ass
I've seen a few celebs who would disappointt but I won't discuss those guys
It's "buck" naked, not "butt" naked.
Denis O'Hare at my old gym in Brooklyn. White Irish skin, lean and buff body. Very furry. Lots of reddish-brown body hair with a nice thick bush that was more red than brown. Tiny erect pink nipples. Beautiful cut cock, a bit bigger than average, maybe 7", curves up a bit. A truly glorious white ass.
Incredibly sweet man, very friendly and chatty. Loved to talk politics.
r275 was David Carradine hung?
R274, are you who got it hard? And, I'm afraid I have to ask, are you a man?
r274 was Stephen Dorff masturbating or did get help?
R45 The Green Arrow? He's married so hopefully this was prior 2010-2012. :)
Why "surprisingly," R45?
Brian J Smith, of Stargate fame. Very hot. We hooked up a few times when he was in Atlanta a couple years ago filming the Coma miniseries. Very active Grindr user.
May have posted this before, but I peed next to Oliver North at LAX and checked out his rather ordinary peen.
Hottie Brian Smith is on Grindr almost daily in Manhattan. Doesn't show his face on there, of course, but it's well known. He's slutty.
Yes I am a man. And when I walked by him on the beach, he was stroking. So I gave him a helping hand and he gave me one. It was a gay nude beach...
Well, R2747, what did it look like? Was he cut? Low hangers?
Jesus, it's like pulling teeth with you people...
That was directed at R287, btw.
What's Brian J Smith's Grindr ID?
[quote]I saw Stephen Dorff reading a script on a nude beach North of Santa Barbara. Great Body and nice Dick... especially when it got hard... 8 or 9 inches
You mean the same Stephen Dorff who was full frontal in "Shadowboxer" almost fully hard wearing a condom? Easy to find in online. He is very average. In fact, he is only 5'5" tall so if he were nine inches, it would be down to his knees. Some of you people have vivid imaginations.
Ed Koch about 15 yrs ago. Fat, out of shape, walked around naked and loved to sit on the bench and watch the hot guys get dressed for work. Saw him taken out in an ambulance twice (maybe he got too excited?)
Couldn't see his dick under all the fat but, as we know, he didn't have any balls.
He didn't have an ID, R290. Just a torso pic. And he might have calmed down a bit, because I think he has a bf now. And he's in the acclaimed Glass Menagerie revival on Broadway with Quinto, so maybe he's laying low.
[quote]Tom brokaw A horse!
I recall someone mentioning on DL several years ago that they saw Brokaw in an airport men's room and said that he looked big.
More about Andrew McCarthy please.
Where did you see Tom Brokaw naked, R294?
The rumor that he's super-hung has been floating around for years.
[R265] Tom Hiddleston, at a London gym, coming out of a shower. Very, very thin, and not in a good way. Very bad skin. Does not have an especially large dick IMO.
Please more details... uncut/ trimmed??
Anyone ever see Peter Jennings naked -- that is other than David Tyler Muir?
Which one is on ABC, Peter Jennings? A friend of mine who worked with the ABC one used to see him in the sauna or the locker room, and said he was YOOOOODGE.
Did you friend see Peter Jennings and David Tyler Muir naked together?
Was David Tyler Muir sucking Peter Jennings' cock? (That's the only way that affected, arrogant DTM could get where he is.)
DTM would have been 10 or 11, R304, his ABCness still a dream for the future.
Seth Meyers, gym in NYC. Nice body, very little body fat (not sure if he's naturally that way or works at it). Average sized cock, cut.
Brian Williams, MOMA men's room. Big cock, thick, cut.
Cillian Murphy. NO dick!
Which gym did you see Seth at, R306? How was his ass? Did he do the towel dance?
R309, it was at Crunch. He had a nice ass, not a bubble butt, more flat but with no flab. Wasn't shy about getting changed.
Which Crunch, R306/R311?
bump for seth
Has anyone seen Jimmy Fallon or Adam Lambert naked?
I saw Gary Shandling. It was not a pleasant experience. Especially since it was like 2 months ago.
bump for seth! seth seth!!
Are we supposed to believe that Stephen Dorff gave you a hand job on a nude beach R274?
R317 laugh all you want.. it really happened. It was on a secluded nude beach between Santa Barbara and Solvang...about 18 years ago.
Bump for naked Seth Meyers
This thread would be hotter with pictures.
What's the name of the bar??? it's in London?
[quote]Bump for naked Seth Meyers
[quote]Brian Williams, MOMA men's room. Big cock, thick, cut.
God, I am envious of r306.
Tanya Tucker, just from the waist up.
Details on Andrew McCarthy please. Big/small? Cut/uncut? Hard/soft?
Seth occasionally trained at David Barton. I've only seen him in a towel. But he does have huge ham-sized calves, I know this much.