What categories are award shows missing?

Best Stunt Performance

I don't understand how we can now have Best Casting at the Oscars, but not Best Lighting. It's my favourite aspect of movies and TV shows.

R2 The DP does the lighting.

Most Loads Taken in One Weekend

Best Casting Couch

Worst Acceptance Speech (at a previous ceremony)

[quote]Why isn't there a Tony award for the best new song written for a play or musical?

Because they're the Tonys and not the Grammys.

Best Best Boy

Best Hole Presentation.

Best Ejaculation.

Best Pecs.

R5, Bryan Singer should already have 10 of those

Best Impersonation of a Heterosexual By a Closeted Gay

R7: “ Because they're the Tonys and not the Grammys.”

Hey dumbass the oscars figured out that they should recognize a single song written specifically for their medium. So should broadway. Dumbass.

Fattest Whore

R2, lighting is a key element of cinematography

I’d argue that the best original song Oscar is a mistake. Writing a song has nothing to do with filmmaking.

Please elaborate!

R15: “ I’d argue”

Yes, you would

Imagine Breakfast at Tiffany's without Moon River.

Why? Would it be missing if Mancini and Mercer couldn’t get an Oscar in addition to Grammies for Song of the Year and Record of the Year?

The Tony Awards should have a best ensemble award.

r19, my response was in reply to:

[quote]Writing a song has nothing to do with filmmaking.

I’m not saying a good song can’t enhance a film, but the writing of a stand-alone song (in contrast to scoring a film) is not film-making.

“ the writing of a stand-alone song (in contrast to scoring a film) is not film-making.”

^has never seen the perfect marriage of song to film^

I weep for your limits

Best Use of Gratuitous Nudity

R24, out come all the dicks.

The Oscars (and the Tonys and Emmys, I guess) are missing Best VPL

Best tits.

The Frankie Grande Starfucker of the Year Award

Largest Nostrils

Best Plastic Surgery

Well, the Oscars are missing the Jean Hersholt & Irving Thalberg awards - and i, for one, want them back.

Best Swag Bag Item

They are still there, just not on tv.

Worst Use of Facial Fillers

Best Awards Campaign

The winner is JAMIE LEE CURTIS!!!!

Outstanding VPL

1. Most Discreet Use Of Ozempic

Best Publicist

Worst Performance By a Nepo Baby

Saddest Attempt at Bearding

The Tonys do not need a Best Ensemble Award. The Oscars do not have that, nor do the Emmys. If anything, Equity needs to create its own awards (like SAG did) and they need to give an ensemble award.

I’ve long thought the Tonys should have “Best Replacement Actor and Actress” awards, or something similar.