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... concerning a certain past and possible future president's fecal activity. Yes. It's true. I am not lying.
[QUOTE]Breaking News Trump Gag Order: For the first time in U.S. history a former President has been called "Von ShitzinPants" in open court ...
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 4, 2024 10:41 AM |
That makes it official!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 2, 2024 9:39 PM |
Von ShitzinPants
You can actually smell it as you read it.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 2, 2024 9:41 PM |
He has full immunity from fecal prosecution though because he was President at the time.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 2, 2024 9:42 PM |
Trump's incontinence was an open secret since his time on the Apprentice. He's just much worse now. That XXL size diaper is doing double doody duty.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 2, 2024 9:51 PM |
Dear God. How is this freak still alive?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 2, 2024 9:56 PM |
JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 2, 2024 9:56 PM |
It’s not the Lord keeping him around to torture you fuckers…
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 2, 2024 9:57 PM |
Did the court reporter approximate the spelling based on in-court oral testimony or did s/he take it directly from Cohen's texts? Curious how it might sound out to an uninvolved observer.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 2, 2024 10:02 PM |
If Trump needs money he can always be the new spokesman for "Oops! I crapped my pants!"
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 2, 2024 10:03 PM |
Love this for Trump.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 2, 2024 10:05 PM |
Had you not attached the link, I never would have believed it.
When I think of what this country used to be...
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 2, 2024 10:08 PM |
🎶 I'm proud to be an Americannnnnn.... 🎶
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 2, 2024 10:52 PM |
Speech slowed down, it's obvious he's reading and not thinking.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 2, 2024 10:53 PM |
R14 - I read on Aaron Rupar's Twitter (I think it was) that he lost sight of the Teleprompter and stopped cold, unable to continue the chain of thought.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 4, 2024 12:12 AM |
So he can read.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 4, 2024 12:26 AM |
Michael Cohen is a very dark character. He licked Trump's rancid ass for years, threatened and bullied Turd's enemies... then secretly recorded their conversations? Now he's a hero. I dunno.... But what he's going to do is destroy this case because he can't resist making money on Youtube badmouthing his former boss.
Just shut your big dumb mouth for a while.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 4, 2024 1:16 AM |
Michael Cohen was made to be the fall guy for Trump. He of course was pissed that he was treated much differently by the DOJ, in fact Bill Barr made sure they threw the book at him. But they kept their hands off Trump, the Don.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 4, 2024 1:29 AM |
Oh look. Another Trump thread.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 4, 2024 2:14 AM |
I love me another Trump Thread!
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 4, 2024 2:24 AM |
The shitty pants have hit the fan.
Lock him up!!
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 4, 2024 7:25 AM |
Bitch stole my act!
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 4, 2024 10:41 AM |
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