Let's be Datalounge Caftans

[quote]Let's be Datalounge Caftans

Let's be?

What have you guys been wearing for the last 20 years?

Nothing that a Mainstays bedsheet and a Sharpie marker can’t fix!

I’m the shear DELIGHT of being worn

No earrings?

I'm Doublelist- because I'm on a budget.

I’m fancy

r6 But you were born poor white trash.

Possibly, but my caftan is fancy

How fancy R8?

Some of you are so provincial. Here's something I just whipped up. Without the belt...it's a caftan.

More hostess pants...

Delightful for the mind and eye

r11 He looks like he wanted a toaster.

That’s me arriving in Europe this summer. Will I be welcomed?

Pathetic. But I’d still fuck the guy on the right.

Laugh all you want but I'm comfy and I let your balls breathe.

You haven't seen me recently, but my powers are as strong as ever. All I need to do to convert even the staunchest hetero dudes is a quick whisper in their ear: "YUM." After that it's HOURS of getting pounded under my caftan!!

The OG bitches here know my name.

R4 is correct.

They look half naked.

And that's not a look we need to think about.

Here you go.

FLORAL

Stealth Three’s Company thread.

Earrings, caftan, present hole?

t'is the season

Another trans thread?

I get so confused these days it’s hard to keep up.

I admire gay men who have reached the "I no longer give a fuck" stage of their lives.

The Mrs. Roper look is hard to pull off though.

I'm going to dine over some Marie Callender's with mother at the retirement village, watching that new Hillary Swank movie. Then cruise some park restrooms on my way back to the condo.

R19: #Be-caftaned Bozos So White?

Caftans accentuate bulk. Some kind of streamlining is needed.

Even Elizabeth Taylor couldn't pull one off.

[quote]Even Elizabeth Taylor couldn't pull one off.

Yes, she could.

What’s the difference between a caftan and a muumuu?

About 75 lb, R31.

R19 Helen Roper convention?

[quote]What’s the difference between a caftan and a muumuu?

ethnicity

I thought Datalounge and caftans were synonymous.

Mary me, R32!

Caftan Cafe

Where boys will be girls

There was a DL meetup and nobody invited me?!

Can one wear a belt with a Caftan? Or does that emphasize girth?

OP spends afternoons making coasters from old caftans and scarf fringe, after he hits the dog park, sucks off a few mutt owners, and heads home for Afternoon Tea and a few episodes of DOOL, before hitting his convo-corner and dials his girlfriends with a pencil.

Yup.

#41 lives in his mom's basement ingesting meth and Cheetos*, and is on Tennessee's Most Wanted list due to his stalking of Jared Kushner.

R40, belts would emphasise girth. They need to have more of an A-line look with a wider hem, even ties at the back just above the waist.

We don’t need caftans anymore. We have athleisure wear

God’s gift to the ample.

how millennial