Hail, Satan!

NO one trolls like TST trolls. They are a national treasure.

Satanists are apparently something like vampires—they can only enter hell if they've been personally invited in by Superintendent Ryan Walters.

Superintendent Walters is having his ASS handed to him in the comments.

When people like him say "religion" they specifically mean Christianity only. Now they have to suck it.

There's a difference between the Church of Satan and the Satanic Temple. The Satanic Temple are atheists who troll local governments when they try to insert religion into government. They're the ones putting their chaplains into the Oklahoma schools. They don't actually worship the devil; they're more like the Pastafarians. The Church of Satan is the Anton Lavey, cape wearing, dead serious devil worshipers.

We know R14.

This is playing with fire in a QAnon America. I'm not saying that's right, logical, or constitutional, but in certain areas they will take this shit seriously as if they were actual Satanists and not as 1st Amendment trolling. Anyone who actually shows up as a Satanic chaplain at a schoolboard meeting or school there is taking a big risk.

Great plot for a horror movie. Catholic School recruits future world leaders. The Antichrist is even around it’s just the future flock adding to the heard for Satan.

When aren't American Christians threatening us all R6? Every day they are working to destroy something or take away someone else's rights, choice, or autonomy.