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Pot Bellied Pig Wakes Up From FART

A typical Pot Bellied FAT WHORE wakes up from fart

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by Anonymousreply 25May 2, 2024 1:07 AM

Fartface thread.

by Anonymousreply 1May 1, 2024 5:09 PM

It takes one to know one, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2May 1, 2024 5:32 PM

Honorary Datalounger.

by Anonymousreply 3May 1, 2024 5:35 PM

It’s too bad they don’t have cameras in the courtroom.

by Anonymousreply 4May 1, 2024 5:35 PM

I feel guilty.

I hate that I chose to invade that pig’s privacy, minding its own business, not hurting anybody and now she or he is humiliated on the world-wide-web.

We’re in the wrong.

by Anonymousreply 5May 1, 2024 6:01 PM

I'm not sure that ripper woke him up. I think it just shifted the course of his dream. I think I have found farts endlessly hysterical for the last 47 years of my life. I will never stop finding them funny. Anyone else?

by Anonymousreply 6May 1, 2024 6:15 PM

Andy Cohen every morning before his Special K breaky!

by Anonymousreply 7May 1, 2024 6:17 PM

Reminds me of a lesbian I used to know.

by Anonymousreply 8May 1, 2024 6:58 PM

Oh great, another Trump thread.

by Anonymousreply 9May 1, 2024 7:01 PM

Thank you r9 for giving me the laugh of the day!

by Anonymousreply 10May 1, 2024 7:39 PM

This dollface kinda reminded me of Trump in court, too, but I couldn't think of anything clever to say. R9 could, fortunately.

by Anonymousreply 11May 1, 2024 7:50 PM

My hub's friend has one of those pigs. She's a florist. The pig was cute but terrified of strangers. She'd hide in a corner and have horrible diarrhea, poor thing.

She's about 8 years old now and has grown out of it. Sweet little thing.

by Anonymousreply 12May 1, 2024 8:35 PM

[quote]My hub's friend has one of those pigs. She's a florist.

What does the pig charge for an arrangement?

by Anonymousreply 13May 1, 2024 8:37 PM

She does get excited when she's allowed to eat the flowers.

by Anonymousreply 14May 1, 2024 9:03 PM

My late dog, Gracie, used to fart in her sleep, jump up, and look around frantically. I miss that silly old girl.

by Anonymousreply 15May 1, 2024 9:08 PM

Kristi Noem is going to shoot it.

by Anonymousreply 16May 1, 2024 9:09 PM

Bacon!

by Anonymousreply 17May 1, 2024 9:09 PM

Whatever blows your skirt up.

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by Anonymousreply 18May 1, 2024 9:16 PM

I wish MTG would at least wait until she got to the cloak room.

by Anonymousreply 19May 1, 2024 9:27 PM

You can always tell when MTG lets one rip...

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by Anonymousreply 20May 1, 2024 9:37 PM

Thats one ugly pig.

by Anonymousreply 21May 1, 2024 9:46 PM

What did MTG ever do to you, R21, that would promote such a reaction.

by Anonymousreply 22May 1, 2024 9:52 PM

STEALTH SCAT THREAD!

by Anonymousreply 23May 1, 2024 9:59 PM

OT, but I'll post it anyway.

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by Anonymousreply 24May 2, 2024 12:40 AM

[quote]She does get excited when she's allowed to eat the flowers.

Bitch betta not!

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by Anonymousreply 25May 2, 2024 1:07 AM
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