How do you tell someone their kid is ugly and they need to stop?

Just tell her the child is breathtaking.

Just say, "Can you please find a babysitter? This is an adults-only party. People will be getting drunk and walking around naked. An orgy will be taking place later."

Ah, the hardships of life as a Frau!

OP, are you attractive, is your group attractive? If not how would you like to be told you’re too ugly and get lost. That is how you should tell your friend.

Snugly! I said it was a snugly baby.

Small kids like to have jobs. Put the girl to work in the kitchen assembling petit fours or decorating cupcakes. The child will binge on sweets and then pass out with your pet. The mother will be over the moon thinking her child is mini Martha Stewart. .

Problem solved.

Your posts are always stupid, OP

Is she two or three?

Wasn't this an episode of "Seinfeld"?

Yup! With Dr. Feffer who referred to the ugly baby as "breathtaking."

Then to Elaine in the same way.

"Aww... You brought Peppa Pig!"

Your child is a show piece! You show them off every moment you have them alive.

Terrible idea r6. Kids should never be involved in food preparation. Those fingers go everywhere, up the bum, the vagina, the nose, the ears, the eyes, rubbing the hair, playing with peee-NIS, not to mention the sneezing, coughing, spit talking... and then everyone catches the flu.

She would be useful on garbage detail

She’s not a fat womon yet, R14.