Spandex Dad races son. I'm bigger and I'm faster and I will Always beat you.

I bet the sons dick is already bigger than dads.

In that get up, dad knows the movie and the scene

Watching the eclipse without glasses with dad's "good friend"

There’s a father in the video?

[quote]There's always next year.

Harsh.

Does every tiktok have to have stupid audio or music?

[quote] Does every tiktok have to have stupid audio or music?

A lot of people would answer yes!

It’s nice the kid isn’t coddled. But also, the dad seems psycho with his need to beat his kid in a race

This is an example of excellence in parenting.

If that kid loses next year, it's off to the gravel pit with him.

Did they take a steam together after the race?

What you were wondering

Jealous much? I have never understood mothers and fathers who feel the need to assert themselves as superior to their children.

It's almost laughable - it's like parents who feel the need to beat their children in boardgames and cards, as well. If you're a healthy, grown adult and cannot beat your kid who hasn't finished puberty in a test of physical prowess, you need to go to a doctor and have a complete checkup.

If you are a parent and cannot beat a tween in Monopoly or a 5 year old in Go-Fish, you are a complete moron.

The father is an asshole.

Why doesn't he help train his son to compete against kids his own age?

Quite big tits

If my father wore that I'd running in the opposite direction.

The wife looks a little like Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Yes, I was surprised to see no comments about the wife yet.

Spandee

Someone needs to read Dad this poem. Of course, he wouldn’t understand it . . .

My Son, my executioner by Donald Hall

My son, my executioner

I take you in my arms

Quiet and small and just astir

and whom my body warms

Sweet death, small son,

our instrument of immortality,

your cries and hunger document

our bodily decay.

We twenty two and twenty five,

who seemed to live forever,

observe enduring life in you

and start to die together.

Boy holding rope: "As usual he gets the last word."

Girl holding rope (as a sinister look comes over her face): "Does he?"

Did I imagine it, or did dad say “Happy Birthday” to that kid when they hugged?

Creepy. Very creepy.

Not at all "creepy." Did any of you ever have relationships with your biological father? This is a mildly obnoxious representation of every father/son relationship. The reason why father/son relationships are difficult is because they were regularly asserting that they were smarter, better, faster and stronger everyday of our young lives.

At least this Dad hugged the kid instead of cackling and dancing like he scored the winning touchdown.

Bad dad: Doing this every year in hopes you always beat your son. Makes the birthday all about you. Good dad: Doing it every year until your son grows up enough to beat you. Fun thing that supports son.

This dad seems like the first type based on the video.

The first birthday when he thinks the kid will win he'll say "you're too old for this now". My dad always used to let me win. Except sometimes in a game of DONKEY.

R24, some people think everything is "creepy" these days.

Is dad showing vpl?

Pretty much everyone here who’s commented thinks this is, R27

Not “everything” but certainly this.

Why must everything be a contest!?

What’s “ DONKEY”, precious? What’s “DONKEY”?

You play basketball. Just taking shots from various locations on the court. Each time you miss you get a letter. D O N K E Y. The first one to spell donkey from too many misses loses Some people call it monkey instead.

Mike Brady should have done this to Cousin Oliver.

Or Cindy.

R29, so far, only you and R23. "Creepy" is a word 19-year-old Reddit girls throw around to describe everything.

Douche Dad

Daddy's Champion

I'm bigger

Faster

Stronger

Showin' off with pride

Sweaty spandex flexin'

I'm the he-man vibe

[Verse 2] Pipsqueak son

You're lookin' kinda small

I'm the champ

No doubt

Standin' tall

You may be a good sport

But I'm the one who's gonna brawl

Daddy's got the crown

And I'm wearin' it all

[Chorus] Daddy's champion

Swingin' with style

In this big band world

I'm the one who's wild

No one can top me

I'm the king of the aisle

Daddy always wins

And that's why I smile

Swingin' in the gin joint Hat tipped to the side Daddy Dearest always winnin' He's got that stride I'm bigger Faster Stronger Showin' off with pride Sweaty spandex flexin' I'm the he-man vibe

Thank you, R32.

R32, this game is called HORSE in civilized parts of the nation.

Horse, donkey, monkey, and for a shorter game mule.

Is this a glimpse of Millennial Dad - Gen Alpha Son dynamics?

How much do you wanna bet that spandex daddy's dad did the same thing to him 20 years ago?

My dad and I played HORSE and he beat me. I was so proud of him, and so surprised what a good shot he was.

R43, lies. You played WHORE and daddy always called you on it.

“ Mike Brady should have done this to Cousin Oliver.”

He could have done a lot more than that to me.

R43 = Deacon Phillippe

Any chance the kid will wear spandex, too, next year? 🤔

It would help reduce friction.

Too old.

Millennial dads are now dicks like Boomer dads were.

You mean Millennial dicks are bigger than Boomer dicks. We know.

Imagine the great joy the son will experience when he finally beats his dad, which will probably be the next year. Victory after a series of defeats is the sweetest.

I love when daddy told him, 'better luck next year!'

[quote]This is a mildly obnoxious representation of every father/son relationship.

Ridiculous.

I hate you, daddy.

R54 = Prince George

R41 Millennial dads are extremely involved. They spend three times as much time with their kids as previous generations.

Millennial dads are killing it.

Kids are better off with a mom at home and a dad at work about 80% of his waking hours. All this dad time is bullshit. Men hate this stuff.

R58: no. Kids are better off with a non toxic, non-asshole father.

[quote]Kids are better off with a mom at home and a dad at work about 80% of his waking hours. All this dad time is bullshit. Men hate this stuff.

That's a perfect reflection of my dad...........except the work part.

and suddenly it's a Trump thread. Kudos to you girlfriend.

r61 you tried

[quote]Kids are better off with a mom at home and a dad at work about 80% of his waking hours. All this dad time is bullshit. Men hate this stuff.

And more from the peanut gallery / women shouldn’t work / obsessed with straight guys fucking his loose asshole troll.

Buck never would have lost.

And Buck would never have drowned.

Oh wait.....

[quote] Imagine the great joy the son will experience when he finally beats his dad, which will probably be the next year. Victory after a series of defeats is the sweetest.

Will dad have a nervous breakdown in tears, when his son finally beats him?

My guess is that his EGO won't take it very well.

[quote] Millennial dads are extremely involved. They spend three times as much time with their kids as previous generations.

And we hate it.

Dad needs to be bitch slapped into tomorrow for wearing that stupid ensemble in front of his kids, then being recorded sashaying around in it.