It's located in Michigan!
Tasteful friends. Would you want your very own castle for under 1 million?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 11, 2024 2:01 AM |
It looks like the unholy union between a Medieval Times and Mormon mcmansion.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 30, 2024 4:19 AM |
Varlets included or extra ?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 30, 2024 4:24 AM |
I am the easiest person to please. On anything. I could have probably found something nice about Hitler. However, every inch of this house is ugly. It looks like the exterior is made of cardboard.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 30, 2024 4:32 AM |
That is not a castle. Its a McMansion with bits stuck on so it vaguely resembles a castle from a distance...in fog. And as R3 says, those bits look like cardboard
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 30, 2024 4:39 AM |
I can't stop laughing at the patches of brick stuck ON TOP OF the plaster
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 30, 2024 4:44 AM |
What a DUMP !
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 30, 2024 4:46 AM |
It’s a McCastle.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 30, 2024 5:20 AM |
That’s sad. Not a single redeeming characteristic.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 30, 2024 10:08 AM |
Well I had a theory, but it is nowhere near Michigan’s Renaissance Faire, so I’m at a loss on why this was built.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 30, 2024 10:18 AM |
Looks like they ran out of money before completely whatever it was supposed to be.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 30, 2024 10:25 AM |
Beautifully staged.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 30, 2024 10:59 AM |
Does it have an air strip?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 30, 2024 11:03 AM |
A lot of odd angles in a place that's basically a couple rectables with some bay windows. Looks like they ran out of money before they could landscape. Probably meant to be a vacation/weekend house given the location unless they're the local gentry.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 30, 2024 11:50 AM |
It's quintissentially Michigan.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 30, 2024 12:01 PM |
it has a vineyard; perhaps this was someone’s dream winery business or something and they failed horribly.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 30, 2024 12:10 PM |
hideous and risible yet i feel it could be worse
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 30, 2024 12:11 PM |
The outdoor area with the long tables set up gives credence to the winery theory.
I've seen mobile homes with more charm.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 30, 2024 12:40 PM |
Ghastly! The furniture is hilariously awful.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 30, 2024 2:41 PM |
It needs a moat.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 30, 2024 3:08 PM |
Vile. The most laughable American castle I have seen in a very long time.
Not one aspect or feature that's not horrible
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 30, 2024 3:17 PM |
Well, to be fair, in Michigan you’re not really safe unless you live in one.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 30, 2024 3:21 PM |
Love the landscaping.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 30, 2024 3:25 PM |
That is one ugly ass castle.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 30, 2024 4:11 PM |
[quote] It needs a moat.
You don't need a moat, you could always drown yourself for buying that money pit in Lake Michigan which is nearby.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 30, 2024 4:17 PM |
McMansion staircases are all horrible. And this is the clumsiest McMansion staircase design I have ever seen.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 30, 2024 7:17 PM |
Trying to figure out what’s going on in the twin bed room. The view from the window is blocked.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 1, 2024 12:41 PM |
I wondered the same, R26. Grain silo? Plastic pod sauna? Tanning room? Wine fermentation tank? Home for bad children?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 1, 2024 12:45 PM |
Oh, my stars. I’ve lived my entire life in hopes that in the final act a mob of villagers would set their brooms alight and storm my castle as I hung out the highest window shrieking at them and now it can all happen!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 1, 2024 12:58 PM |
R26 and R27 that bedroom is below grade and that is the window well for escape in case of fire.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 1, 2024 3:50 PM |
OMG, surely that is not legal. I did look at the exterior trying to find the double window shown but could not see one.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 1, 2024 3:55 PM |
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3 bedrooms and one is THAT? Every decision here has been bad.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 1, 2024 3:58 PM |
If I ever had a RICH stalker, this would be his abode. I could live the life of Costco luxury in some part of the mitten and he would proudly serve air-fried turkey legs.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 1, 2024 4:13 PM |
Well it does have a view of the lake...
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 1, 2024 4:41 PM |
What in the world do they teach in architecture school?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 1, 2024 10:45 PM |
R34 Ypu think the people that "designed" this have ever been anywhere near an architecture school?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 1, 2024 10:56 PM |
This is truly one of the most hideous homes I’ve ever seen.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 1, 2024 11:10 PM |
is there even access to the top of the turret!?!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 2, 2024 1:50 AM |
Those scratcher winnings never go as far as you think they will.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 2, 2024 2:42 AM |
Yeah, someone lost their shirt on this project.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 2, 2024 3:40 AM |
[quote]What in the world do they teach in architecture school?
They teach build house!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 2, 2024 8:44 PM |
It’s a shitty house with an awful exterior that looks like a cheap attempt to make it look like a castle.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 2, 2024 9:01 PM |
The worst thing I've ever seen in a "Tasteful Friends" thread. Stupefying.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 2, 2024 10:07 PM |
[quote] The worst thing I've ever seen in a "Tasteful Friends" thread. Stupefying.
Oh there have been much worse than this.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 2, 2024 10:23 PM |
Looks like a hole at the miniature golf course.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 2, 2024 10:46 PM |
And suddenly even a shitty house thread is a Trump thread. Forty replies though. You Trump gals are slipping.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 2, 2024 10:47 PM |
When a house fails even by McMansion standards, I can't laugh; it's just too easy. Even the views of Torch Lake can't redeem this chaos. The weedy vineyards tell the whole sad story.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 2, 2024 10:58 PM |
Not that I've seen, R43.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 11, 2024 12:57 AM |
Looks about as authentic as Mortville in John Waters’ “Desperate Living.”
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 11, 2024 1:53 AM |
Is it in one of the MAGAT areas of Michigan?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 11, 2024 2:01 AM |