Guy goes on a disastrously grift-y date with Billy Porter

That guy's more of a twat than Porter is, and that's sayin' something.

I think it may be literally impossible to be a bigger twat than Billy Porter

If it’s true it’s a scream, and seems on brand for Porter. Plus if true he must have planned the whole thing, and done it before.

But Hollywood A-lister? Eh…

I thought Tik Toks are supposed to be super short. Can someone please summarize?

Twats like Russian dolls, both swallowing up the other in turn, over and over.

He describes the date as a Hollywood A-lister. Porter is C-list at best.

That story was longer than the date.

tl;dw

What's a spiff?

Spliff, R9.

It's a big ass joint.

That was an expensive evening, first the guy pays for the cab to the restaurant, then he pays the bill £408 or £480 I couldn't make it out, and then another 150 pounds for the champagne, he doesn't mention who paid for the water or the Uber back to porters hotel.

The way Billy prances around, he presents himself as a list, maybe the guy in London doesn't really know where he actually stands

Does the A in A Lister stand for Asshole?

If the guy can't say who the date was with how do we know it was Billy Porter?

There was a lot of emphasis made on stylishness and daring wardrobe choices. And the demeanor sounds like Billy's personality: self-absorbed, raging, and draining.

I like an English accent but all that queeny hand-waving is too much.

It's not an English accent

England has many "accents."

Why is he doing this in a fake accent? He sounds like he’s auditioning for a middle school play.

True, but he's Welsh.

Well he doesn't sound like Richard Burton.

Sounds like he’s not the first “date” Miss Porter has used in this way. Wasn’t she recently going on about how broke she was?

The part when the Welsh guy told him “you changed the game with your fashion.” And then the celebrity responds angrily with “yeah, and they want to fucking credit him…”. That sounds a lot like Billy Porter’s lame feud with Harry Styles over who was wearing dresses on red carpets first.

I love your glasses! Can I try them on?

Oh I need someone new to do my socials, I’m going to fire my whole team and work with you! Dinner?

GURL RUNNNN

Angeline did it first. And better.

Perfect analysis

The guy seems like a loud, dramatic ditz.

And he gets no points from me for making such a long, narcissistic video about the ordeal (‘I’m sorry omg I can’t reveal the name!’ …ugh, shoot me).

Still the story is hilarious, if true.

Somebody please give me Cliffs Notes! I accidentally hit the "Open App" button and I can NOT listen to this drama queen all over again.

The best part is Billy Porter slept through the entire show they saw during their date.

Lady Belly Portress

I know all the guesses are Billy Porter and I can see it, but I thought the guy said his date was an A-lister.

Poor fool thinks Billy Porter is an "A-lister"!

Oh, my STARS!

Cunt tricked a himbo into free dinner, a bottle of champagne, two taxis, and then tried to get some dick out of it. You almost admire the trashiness of it all.

The hand gestures of a 12 year old girl

And the voice to match.

The hand gestures of a 12 year old girl. And the voice to match.

BUT he does seem like a pretty nice guy.

It's a funny story and it is so obviously Billy Porter.

Oh I didn't even get round to unmuting. Seeing him cover his mouth like that was enough

[quote]And the voice to match.

No he has bass in his voice and BDF. Regardless of his “accent”.

Does Billy Porter have enough money to make that kind of an impression? I thought he was chronically broke.

This guy seems exhausting but he is very cute. How is his body? Can't tell under that ginormous sweat shirt.

[quote]Does Billy Porter have enough money to make that kind of an impression? I thought he was chronically broke.

Sounds like Billy refused to pay for anything and this guy was forced to pick up the tab.

Billy Porter needs financial advice.

During the SAG strike, he started bitching about having to sell one of his houses. He didn't have an emergency fund, apparently.

I barely lasted a minute of that video. Missy is not cute enough to make up for the girlina mannerisms.

[quote]Angeline did it first. And better.

Oh, dear.

This dude is a moron. 9 minutes for this dumb story?

I hope Miss Porter sees it

Do either of them have a penis?

Ok I found his body.

So what happened?

Porter is a cunt, but I just can’t with this queen either.

Why do some Americans argue over what constitutes a “British” accent? There are hundreds.

R50, the dispute above isn't over a "British" accent; it's over this guy (who says he's from Cardiff) having a Welsh vs. "English" accent. And you have no idea whether the posters were American.

This silly queen has no common sense - he was all about being with a celebrity and doing something fancy and got burned for a lack of sound judgment.

If he's talking about Billy Porter—and the one time he slips and imitates the date's voice he does sound like Billy Porter—then he certainly has no common sense, because no one with common sense would describe Billy Porter as a very famous A-list Hollywood actor.

This isn’t that interesting…there’s a lot of projecting going on here, by him and several posters.

I’m no Porter fan, but there’s not actually anything concrete as to it being Porter.

[quote] I know all the guesses are Billy Porter and I can see it, but I thought the guy said his date was an A-lister.

BITCH, I AM A A-LISTER. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? DON'T MAKE ME BREAK OFF MY HEEL IN YOUR ASS!

There's another young guy on TikTok who was explaining a *somebody* took him out to a restaurant at The Grove. To be seen! It added up to being Chris Appleton. I'll see if I can find it.

Oh, definitely that raging narcissist Billy Porter. The whole fashion thing and the complaint that everyone wanted to credit (**Harry Styles**) instead of Billy is a huge clue. This guy Rossi (who looks like one of the Mean Gays from IG) mistakenly credits Porter as a A-lister, which he most assuredly is not.

Billy Porter is a broke ass bitch, which fits this story where the “A-lister” refused to pay for anything.

Here's the guy Chris Appleton took to The Grove.

cheekbones!

R59 James is funny.

I can’t stand men who talk like 12 year old girls. The fake teeth and tweezed eyebrows are hideous.

Necking? It’s this 1940?

[quote]I’m no Porter fan, but there’s not actually anything concrete as to it being Porter.

It can only be Porter. All the clues are there.

If it's smells like a Porter, and walks like a porter, and acts like a porter, it's a duck

If it isn’t Porter, it may as well be.

We can guess who paid for everything.

Notice how the two "young" beauties and the two "star" daddies covered in this thread are all 4 histrionic narcissists. It must be exhausting. At least the "young" ones have noticed that histrionics do not age well. Maybe it will be a corrective lesson to them.

R68 - More like hissy-tronics.

If he’s calling Porter an A lister that calls into question the veracity of the entire story.

Well, Porter was in London last October. Plus, the “yas kween” contingent does consider him an “icon” (🤮) so this guy could easily refer to him an A-lister. And scamming the guy out of several hundred pounds to pay for the date is very on-brand for Porter.