BEHOLD: GIRTHMASTERR Ultra Thick DONG

Our dear GIRTHMASTERR interview

Hot bro

Built like an actual man.

Another interview. He sounds rather nice, considering. And stable.

[quote]It wasn’t until a few years ago, when a woman he was dating

Ugh. NEXT.

R3 is an example of why straight men are more attractive than the average fag.

Easy unaffected masculinity is always preferable to faggy bitchy tense effeminacy

You must not attract anyone worth dealing with.

R5- Just look for Straight ACTING gay guys. I used to see and hear plenty of them in the bars ca. 1995 in NYC.

🚨 Axe 🚨wound 🚨ALERT 🚨

I think the girth is around, that’s pretty darn thick.

Around 7”*

R5 = the typing of a hissing old queen. Is this you, hun?

Meister.

Meh.

You gurls scram...He's mine. Can you even imagine?

Even straight men bend for him!

So fucking hot.

What's his real name? He looks like those Russian Muslims from Krakhistan.

[quote]Can you even imagine?

Yes. Been on similar dicks in the past. Unfortunately I am no longer a twink.

It's a nice dick, but I'm spoiled by a partner with a better, girthier one.

He's hot! And generally I don't think of gingers as hot, but that's a nice cock.

Too big for my hole though.

I hate that this guy is getting so much press because his Onlyfans is a scam.

How is his Onlyfans a scam?

[quote]It's a nice dick, but I'm spoiled by a partner with a better, girthier one.

Yeah, my last bf was girthier than this guy. And thankfully, a bottom.

What's wrong with his OnlyFans?

He won the Triple Crown: you rearely get face, body and cock all in one package.

His OF is just a bunch of PPV previews hidden behind a paywall. Hugely disappointing.

Also his OF vids with females almost never show his face, so the fact that he has a handsome one is irrelevant and lost.

He seems like a big goofy nerd. I bet his main fans are bi guys.

My butt is a delicate and precious elixir filled rosebud.

I would never allow that thing near it.

I would need an operation- probably multiple reconstructive surgeries!

Your bootie nuggets at DL must be worn, torn, and SHORN!

You need to learn to relax.

[quote] His OF is just a bunch of PPV previews hidden behind a paywall

In fairness to him, many OF are set-up like that. I guess that's how they optimize their income.

R30 That’s what he says.

You don't know Jack (02:00).

That's grade A husband material right there.

[quote]In fairness to him, many OF are set-up like that. I guess that's how they optimize their income.

Doesn't make it any less scammy. That entire site has become a shakedown site. Hiding a bunch of PPV previews behind a fucking paywall is just gross. I'm not paying money to pass one paywall only to be hit in the face with another.

You're paying for access, for the trailers and for the pictures, R35. You don't have to buy the PPV videos. I almost never do with any OF I've subscribed to.

It's similar to Amazon. You pay an annual fee to Amazon Prime, but you still have to pay for many of the movies and TV shows they offer as well.

Why would you pay for porn in the first place, these days?