Billie Eilish to Rolling Stone- “I love to masturbate in front of a mirror!!!”

[quote] Billie Eilish Would Like to Reintroduce Herself

"Hello" also works.

twisted narcissistic behavior but harmless as far as that goes

She stinky.

Is she going to tell us about her bowel movements next? Can't anything be kept private any more?

Sex was more exciting when there was still some mystery around it.

No one wants to know about this.

Hardly news. She's been doing the musical equivalent on all her records.

Who wants to see a spoiled cunt’s spoiled cunt.

Nar.

"I'm an Oscar winner! I can say whatever I want! Award season is over but I still need attention!"

Gen Z is usually super pearl clutchy and asexual....then ocassionally they let shit like this fly out. Y'all ain't right.

I think lots of straight guys ran right to the men’s room when they read this.

She’s got massive tits and is already popular with them for that. This was a very canny move on her part.

Look at me!!! I need more attention!! I'm super edgy and emo and I have big tits and love to touch myself...WHILE LOOKING IN THE MIRROR!!! Yeah, that's it!!

What a fucking attention whore loser. Next she'll be saying how hot she finds that Sweeney chick (also with big tits) and they'll both pretend how hot they find each other etc, etc, etc.

It's all bullshit for the publicity.

Oh, SHUT UP

Yeesh.

[quote] Look at me!!! I need more attention!! I'm super edgy and emo and I have big tits and love to touch myself...

Yes I’m sure the 22 year old who’s won two Oscars and had countless platinum and gold record certifications is really desperate for attention.

It’s not about thirst, it’s about image management. Also, she’s refreshingly frank about her body. While I may not want to visualize too much what she described, it’s actually a good thing for her to talk about masturbation in a positive way. Despite how much more sex-positive our society has become, many kids — and girls in particular — are told masturbation is shameful or dirty.

It’s not and I’m glad she’s talking to them about it.

For heaven's sake, Madonna covered all this ground over 30 years ago and used the universal language of pop art to express it in a musically and visually engaging way.

r16 blah blah blah. I'm a 55 year old woman and I'm not a prude. She doesn't need to talk about this...we're not coming out of Victorian times. Have you ever heard of "Our Bodies, Our Selves?" That was published in the 70s. What she is talking about is neither new nor groundbreaking.

I don't care what accolades she's won...you're deluded if you think this isn't about attention.

Christ on a cracker.

R10 she has a new album coming out.

Yawn.

In terms of pop stars/ music to listen to/ attention whores I'll take Billie Eilish over Taylor Swift any day of the week.

R3 could be gay art with the right point of view.

She ALSO likes to take pics of her feces in the toilet and send to friends. She’s gross.

R5 she has publicized her bowel movements!

R3 that pic is wood killer

She's an ugly big tittied borderline retarded moron who mostly sings in a whisper monotone. How she managed to win several decades worth of major awards in less than five years always pissed me off. She was part of the very beginning of the rise of industry plants and nepo babies.

Looking at her always makes me experience the phantom smell of patchouli and sweaty feet.

I guess the was supposed to be shocking. I'm not shocked.

Billie Eilish and her equally strange brother are a great argument about parents waiting until they're practically senior citizens to have children.

Late in life kids are usually fucking weirdos.

[QUOTE] Late in life kids are usually fucking weirdos.

They also have all these annoying food allergies

[quote] [R16] blah blah blah. I'm a 55 year old woman and I'm not a prude. She doesn't need to talk about this...we're not coming out of Victorian times. Have you ever heard of "Our Bodies, Our Selves?" That was published in the 70s. What she is talking about is neither new nor groundbreaking.

If r18 is a woman, I’m Dwayne Johnson.

There are all sorts of levels of retardation. What level is the one in which the retard insists an A-list celeb “is just desperate for attention?”

r30 you're the idiot if you think "A list celebs" aren't desperate for attention. Indeed, that's often what gets them to A list status, DUH.

I'm done engaging with someone who doesn't really have the intelligence or insight into human psyche to have an engaging conversation, and who believes that the way to "win" is to call someone a "retard" all the time.

I thought I had you blocked already...you're the one who is constantly throwing around "retard" and "retardation" into your posts. Blocked now.

I’ll never forget hearing Sharon Osborne say her name with her thick British bitch accent “Billie Eilsch”. It was such a total turn off to me right from the start. Plus she has zero sense of any style.

She enjoys inspecting her own excrement too

Good for her. I don't know if I would have said it but it might help others with their sexuality.

R30 he isn’t a woman. All he does is lie

Late in life kids might be strange but they’re always successful and aren’t problematic. I’d take Billie and Finneas’s weirdness over the bad behavior and entitled shits most of you raised.

She isn't exactly re-inventing the wheel, now is she? Hello honey, mirrors have been on ceilings for decades.

Good Lord, girl. No one wants to hear that. Now go wash your hands. Company is coming over.

[quote] In terms of pop stars/ music to listen to/ attention whores I'll take Billie Eilish over Taylor Swift any day of the week.

Can't we go back to a time when there was some actual variety and choice? In the 80s and 90s, there were dozens if not hundreds of interesting women making all kinds of music. Now it's like you have to choose between the wannabe strippers and pornstars, or Taylor.

Who else here thinks this is playing in the background?

R34 stupid

Defacto at r31 — as can be seen from the ISS. Billie is a big advocate for Gen z voting so, like Taylor, is loathed and stalked 24/7 by rightwing shitstains like fatnose retard at r31.

They’re so desperate to sling mud at these A-list stars, they’re always ready to serve us a simmering plateful of verbal diarrhea like “oh yes one of the most famous people in the world? She’s just DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION, you know.” 🤡

She's gross and untalented.

[quote] [R30] he isn’t a woman. All he does is lie

Yes exactly. It’s unhinged balloon nosed retard from flyover, Mattfacto from the Pitts.

Exactly r39. 80s pop stars were so unique. Madonna, Whitney, Sade, Tina Turner, Annie Lennox etc. They all had very different styles and sounds.

Defacto at r43 really has his finger on the pulse of our culture. The only person in history to win two Oscars at the age of 22 is “untalented,” apparently.

Or at least that’s the consensus from the culture vultures at Truth Social, Gab and Breitbart.

^^Honey have you SEEN who's won Oscars in recent times?

r46 disliking Billie Eilish has nothing to do with politics. JFC these people are just entertainers, not prophets. We can all feel free to find them talentless, gross and abrasive if we want to.

[quote] [R46] disliking Billie Eilish has nothing to do with politics.

Sure Jan. Politics and music — no relation whatsoever!!!

[quote] ^^Honey have you SEEN who's won Oscars in recent times?

Yes we know, football snout — the Oscars are a joke because they don’t reward true talent like Scott Baio, Ted Nugent and Kevin Sorbo.

r49 again, a person's politics does not interfere with finding certain entertainers talentless and annoying.

r50 is an utter moron.

Sade was never a “pop star”.

R49 that has nothing to do with this. Jesus. You’re truly the most uneducated person to ever post on here.

r53 you know what was meant.

She is like a scene from Fried Green Tomatoes.

You think Fried Green Tomatoes was set in the 60s?

It has been happening since the 60s. More referencing how old fashioned it was.

It looks like the cage of the troll has been rattled.

[quote] [R50] is an utter moron.

🤡

^^Because the Oscars aren't frequently a joke, right?

She also wants her face in a vagina. When your music is that boring and shitty, gotta keep people's attention one way or another.

“I wrote some of it before even doing anything with a girl, and then wrote the rest after,” Eilish, 22, shared in an interview with Rolling Stone published on Wednesday, April 24. “I’ve been in love with girls for my whole life, but I just didn’t understand — until, last year, I realized I wanted my face in a vagina.”

She legit sounds retarded. Sorry for using that word but nothing fits better. One of the bright lights of Gen Z.

JFC now I have a mental image of Billie Eilish masturbating in front of a mirror. I'm going to puke.

And she squirts right into the mirror and it splashes back on her. Now, you turn around and go back to hugging that toilet!

Also she seems to have some bizzare narcissistic tendencies.....she wants to "see herself" in a vagina and she masturbates while looking in the mirror...she seems to need so much attention that I'm starting to believe her.

Couldn't she just say she masturbates because she's horny?

Did she really need to offer such word salad nonsense such as: "a deep connection to myself and my body and feeling empowered and comfortable.”

On the other hand, did she have to tell us at all? TMI, girl. Keep it to yourself.

She could have said nothing.

[quote]"a deep connection to myself and my body and feeling empowered and comfortable.”

I feel the same, although a ditch uncomfortable at times I must confess.

r67

I can’t imagine Doris Day, Joan Baez, Gladys Knight, k.d. Lang, Reba McEntire, Tina Turner, Paula Abdul or Mya in their prime saying this in an interview.

Obviously she is deeply connected to her body because her head is up her ass.

Her shocking statements are so gross and tacky. She smells.

I've never dug this chick. She, uh, eludes me.

I also think she looks like she smells.

Gen z females are pretty gross.

[quote]I can’t imagine Doris Day, Joan Baez, Gladys Knight, k.d. Lang, Reba McEntire, Tina Turner, Paula Abdul or Mya in their prime saying this in an interview. Obviously she is deeply connected to her body because her head is up her ass.

R70. Thank you. Yes, times have changed, but this going on the record as Eilish has done is entirely crass, inappropriate and unnecessary. Eilish is an immature punk who thinks she's being candid and cool.

[quote]She could have said nothing.

R67. Unfortunately and sadly, oversharing has become the norm.

I’ll take “Things I Didn’t Need to Know” for $1,000, Alex.

R70 even Madonna at her raunchiest had more class.

These fractured twats (and I know men have been responsible for much of what formal social subservience has left us with in women) struggle to get to where most men arriving at the age of twelve, without the body shame and distorted self-objectification, were at when they stay in the bathroom for and hour and a half.

Let the record show that everything I’ve learned about Billie Eilish, I’ve learned against my will.

Billie has also talked about how much she loves taking a shit, and how often she does it.

Oh another autism thread

I totally agree, masturbation is an integral part of our lives.

She's yucky.

[quote] “I’ve been in love with girls for my whole life, but I just didn’t understand — until, last year, I realized I wanted my face in a vagina.”

Whistling through the wheat field … a bushman of the Kalahari …

She should take a page from the DL and in the future never talk about her cunt, her shit, masterbation , eating ass, eating dirty ass, orgies without condoms, her failed love life, her meth use, her etc etc etc.

She needs some personal standards and the ability to keep her shit to herself.

Its the DL Way.

How pretentious.

Why is she still a thing? She’s completely talentless, her songs are garbage, and her appearance is grotesque. The fact that she has two Oscars should be a source of embarrassment for the Academy.