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Let's be Shirley MacLaine's 90th birthday party

Oscar winner Shirley MacLaine turns 90 years old today. Let's be her birthday party...

I'm invited guest Debra Winger, scoping out her home to grab that 1984 Oscar she won, but I should have won instead.

by Anonymousreply 19April 25, 2024 1:19 AM

I'm a crystal.

by Anonymousreply 1April 24, 2024 1:42 PM

I'm the spiritual guru, waiting to feed her bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 2April 24, 2024 1:47 PM

I'm her Martian friend she's been communicating with since 1983.

by Anonymousreply 3April 24, 2024 1:47 PM

I’m the crème brûlée.

by Anonymousreply 4April 24, 2024 1:50 PM

I'm Warren and received an invitation but have no idea who this woman is.

by Anonymousreply 5April 24, 2024 1:50 PM

I’m Debra Winger.

I’m not there.

by Anonymousreply 6April 24, 2024 1:54 PM

I'm surprise guest Sachi Parker. No one knows who I am - not even my mother Shirley.

by Anonymousreply 7April 24, 2024 2:00 PM

I’m the author photo of “Dancing in the Light” blown up and used as a backdrop.

by Anonymousreply 8April 24, 2024 2:14 PM

I'm invited guest Barbra Streisand. Where the hell are my gifts ? I'm turning 82 today ! I'm more important than Shirley MacLaine ! Where are my gifts ? Would you like me to sing my new song being released tomorrow ? Would you like me to do a medley from 'A Star Is Born' ?

by Anonymousreply 9April 24, 2024 2:22 PM

I'm the daughter she rejected still looking for Mommy Love in every failed relationship.

by Anonymousreply 10April 24, 2024 3:05 PM

I'm Annette, beaming with charm and good grace. However, I can't not be aware again - this year especially - that both my husband and sister-in-law own gold statuettes.

by Anonymousreply 11April 24, 2024 3:05 PM

I'm the skirt that twirled up and exposed her Depends.

by Anonymousreply 12April 24, 2024 3:13 PM

Don't be silly, gays. You're forgetting my previous lives.

This is actually my 432nd birthday.

by Anonymousreply 13April 24, 2024 3:19 PM

I am Shirley's World, you dear little people, and you live in ME!

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by Anonymousreply 14April 24, 2024 3:24 PM

I'm the vegan birthday cake which tastes like shit on a shingle.

by Anonymousreply 15April 24, 2024 5:08 PM

I’m the Born Red Nice n Easy hair dye boxes in the recycling bin.

by Anonymousreply 16April 24, 2024 5:35 PM

I'm the mouldering custard in Ted Turner's noggin.

I shall attend in spirit.

by Anonymousreply 17April 24, 2024 5:43 PM

I am the grimm reaper whispering in her ear....Shirley its getting close real close

by Anonymousreply 18April 24, 2024 11:18 PM

We’re the catered celebration’s drink coasters decorated with Sally Field’s face and bust.

by Anonymousreply 19April 25, 2024 1:19 AM
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