Everyone is shocked by how amazing Michael Douglas looks

Very good work

Some of my eternal youth is rubbing off on him.

Being married to a woman in her late 30s keeps a man young.

Great minds, R2

He looks like the spawn of a wizard mated who mated with a frog.

He looks pretty good for 79, but let's not get carried away.

He promised he was going to die immediately and I thought he’d done just that. Then, he gave a good talk on politics and I noticed he was still alive.

He has five head.

He was great in The Kominsky Method.

[quote] Then came the reminder about Trump.

[quote]“But let’s just say that his entire Cabinet, including his vice president, everybody in his Cabinet would be more than happy to work with him again in the next term,” Douglas concluded. “I cannot say that about the other candidate running because nobody in his Cabinet from 2016 wants to be involved with him.”

I thought it was an accepted fact that he had had plastic surgery / face lift. Here are some photos, circa 2009. Obvious stitching and bleeding around the ears.

I liked him with Kathleen Turner in War of the Roses and Romancing the Stone. Jewel of the Nile, not so much.

If he has had a facelift at least he resisted the urge to fuck with his eyes. Whenever a man has the eyes done it never looks good.

You can have surgery on your eyes. It's just got to be done judiciously, not like Kenny Rogers.

Fillers.

Eating CZJ's pussy is like the Fountain of Youth!

Quite appealing in his youth.

R11 that’s 2009. We are 15 years later. Another one happened since.

R17 we know. He was a sex symbol with reason.

He looks like a wealthy 79 year old man who has had plastic surgery.

That's what he looks like.

NOBIDY WONDERS, OP. We, every fucking person on planet Earth and elsewhere, knows Michael Douglas had plastic surgery.

Brad Pitt is a plastic surgery.

Never before did I see elderly Kirk Douglas in Michael's face, Here I do.

Took you about 30 years, eh R23?

Throat cancer looks good on him.

Is he cured of throat cancer caused by deep and penetrating oral sex?

Oral sex was what caused the cancer.

He should play Shea Whiggam's father in a movie

That hair looks more implanted than on one of those old wildly iconic little 1960s troll dolls.

He looks about 107.

I think he looks ancient.

He was quite handsome for a long time.

HPV makes you look younger when you eat pussy.

I don't think he looks good and really hasn't since his earliest days. His mouth area really freaks me out. It's too smooth or something.

20 years younger if he was 100

THATS AFTER THE SURGERY? thought that was the before-you guys are nuts-he looks like shit.

Wow looks like his father the rapist.

He looks like something you'd have in your garden to keep the crows away.

{r6} he had cancer and looked AWFUL a while back

hey queens, he had cancer and looked really horrible. He looks great now.

Please, he had a lift before Basic Instinct.

How does one achieve a forehead so large?! It's half of his his head now!

His hair has had a blowout and his forehead has been pumped full of Botox. Otherwise he looks like the old man that he is (and I say this as someone who is 64 - but who looks 63).

He looks great for 79 and avoided the procedures that feminize men's faces.

He could have gotten a neck lift to match his face.

I think he looks like shit.

He looks like Jamie Lee Curtis, before her glam squad starts the spackle job.