Meghan Markle’s new podcast already hits snag — why it’s pushed back to 2025

According to the article, Lemonada worries that there could be 'scheduling conflicts' between Meghan's new series and the podcast premiere. According to sources, Meghan had a list of 'very high-profile guests' lined up for her new podcast.

Yeah, right. More like Z-listers, and even they wouldn't commit.

Lemonada, the “smaller podcast company is struggling to get off the starting blocks,” the insider shared, adding that the company does not want the podcast’s launch to be overshadowed by the “Suits” alum’s new Netflix series.

And just last month, the Lemonada/Markle partnership was all looking so rosy.

Better whip up a lot more pots of strawberry jam. The Montecito mortgage isn't going to pay for itself.

She's BORING, that's why. She has nothing interesting to say. It's just a bunch of buzz words and word salad and ME, ME, ME. And "my husband."

She never has a genuine reaction to something.

[quote]A source [who is based in California] tells me there is not expected to be any work broadcast this year.

This is absolutely shocking.

“Every American should live abroad for a couple years, it changed my life!”

The Markles just don't want to work for anything. The lying fucking grifters want everything given to them. The U.K .knew it; the U.S. finally has caught on.

Harry and Markle are simple unlikable. Nobody wants to touch them.

It hit a snag…named Markle.

Meghan's new jam from lifestyle brand set for whopping three-figure price tag.

The Duchess of Sussex unofficially launched the first product for her new brand, American Riviera Orchard earlier this month. The Duchess of Sussex sent the jam in a basket of lemons to a select group of 50 people earlier this month as former BBC royal correspondent Michael Cole believes the former royal might try and market the jar for £200 each. He told GB News: "I'm not sure a single jar has been sold yet and we don't even know what the price is going to be.

"There's a celebrity supermarket called Erewhon which is nowhere back to front and they sell jars of honey that have been made by the bees owned by celebrities for up to £200 ($250) a jar. "This is getting very serious. She's got to make money."

Get her off my screen

Honey made from bees owned by celebrities

Good lord

Have we reached maximum delusion yet?

Please?

[quote]Lemonada, the “smaller podcast company is struggling to get off the starting blocks,” the insider shared, adding that the company does not want the podcast’s launch to be overshadowed by the “Suits” alum’s new Netflix series.

That makes no sense.

A successful Netflix series would create a buzz that would rub off on the podcast. They should WANT to launch the podcast while she's doing the Netflix thing.

So obviously this is bullshit. There's something else going on here.

[quote]Honey made from bees owned by celebrities

I wonder if Liza owns bees. That I would buy.

She’s too dull to make a podcast work. Maybe she can do a cooking show. It’s possible. The jam business already seems like a mess.

[quote] She's BORING, that's why.

Yet she has all these high profile projects, and you have nothing. Funny little world, isn’t it?

[quote] I wonder if Liza owns bees. That I would buy.

Buzzh... buzzh... buzzh...

I'd like to see someone do a side-by-side taste test of her strawberry jam with Smuckers and Bonne Maman.

Newman's Own would be the gold standard for this type of humanitarian celebrity shit. Who would have thought Paul Newman's salad dressing would start a ton of different products?

R4, and it's only April...

How do you fuck up a podcast? The entire reason they did so well in Covid was they're cheap as shit and one person can slap one together in their living room in days.

I wouldn't be surprised if her latest agency has dropped her and Kris Jenner is now secretly managing (and sabotaging) her.

I’m sorry,what does Harry see in that conniving bitch?-I don’t get it,I just don’t get it…

R3 Everything she’s “accomplished” has been through her marriages. I don’t think it’s a coincidence she landed her role in “Suits” the year she married her TV producer ex-husband.

She’s never actually worked for anything, just laid on her back for it.

There's no there there with Meghan. As others have said, take away the buzz words and the shallow messaging about whatever issue of the day she is pushing to try to make herself look like she's doing important and meaningful work and there's nothing left.

No one wants her and her overpriced jam! She tore the royal family apart and almost killed daddy!”

[quote]I’m sorry,what does Harry see in that conniving bitch?-I don’t get it,I just don’t get it…

Her impersonation of his mother, which is good enough to fool him. It doesn't seem to have grabbed William by the feels, however.

She should come up with a tasty watermelon favored jam and market it to people like her, negros. I’m sure that type of consumer has a lot of disposable income in the form of food stamps to purchase her ghetto gelatin.

I wonder if sponsors are waiting to see how things go with Kate. If, heaven forbid, she's sicker than previously indicated and things...don't go well, they don't want to be associated with Megs and being the camp of denigrating a dying young mother. Just a thought

I saw a clip of her and she kept covering her mouth when she laughed acting coy and like a preteen. She over reacts, like when she was putting her finger to her mouth to shush the Royal kids, she thought she was being cute but it came off as a performance. Harry must be extremely stupid or his senses are dulled by drugs/alcohol to live with her, she has to be exhausting.

Harry IS extremely stupid AND his senses are dulled by drugs/alcohol.

He's no prize himself.

In terms of character: They're near the bottom of the celebrity barrel - which is saying a lot. That's why they flaunt their titles.

She has a series of flop projects, r15, which she only manages to get in the first place because of the family she married into.

[quote] So obviously this is bullshit. There's something else going on here.

R12 Did anyone here actually follow the "Archetype" podcast? I expect the DL to be the core demographic so if no one here has followed it religiously, i would guess that the grossly inflated the times it was streamed.

The new podcast company was going to rerun the Spotify ones—wouldn’t Spotify own those tapes?

Podcast pushed back to 2025.

Yeah, right. I guess for now that's easier than saying it's been canceled.

How dare you, R21! I'll sue you and everyone on this thread! Just wait until I talk to my army of lawyers, you're done for!

They're begging Meghan - no more recountings of the time she wrote a letter to a soap company and the world was changed for the better. Meghan insists she must be allowed to speak her truth, and talks have stalled.

[quote]She has a series of flop projects, [R15], which she only manages to get in the first place because of the family she married into.

Fascinating insight! Yet as I said, she’s got more projects greenlighted.

On the SXSW video, Katie Couric asked MM to tell that stupid Procter and Gamble story, yet again. (And MM did tell the story ... again.) I suspect Couric was trolling MM. Brooke Shields was on the panel and said: "When I was 12, I was playing the role of a prostitute -- I wish I had known you!"

[quote]I saw a clip of her and she kept covering her mouth when she laughed acting coy and like a preteen.

She always has her hand up by her mouth so people can see her rings and bracelets. If it's not doing a "tee-hee" it's fucking with the dangling tendrils.

I love how bigots like r26 want to indulge their bigotry but hide behind a seeming joke name so they have false, plausibility deniability.

Add cowardice to being a bigot.

And I write this as someone who dislikes both Sussexes.

^plausible deniability.

R39, the post at r26 was obvious Sussex Squad bait, trying to out us all as "white supremacists".

Meghan is Nothing , has Nothing to offer has never had anything to offer except her vagina and her lyin mouth. Harry is nothing has Nothing to offer except who is family is, and he is wayyyy too stupid to realize she married him Because of his family. They are both the ultimate losers and deserve each other. I bet their married life is a daily living Hell.

c'mon, ghetto gelatin, that's genius!

R42 I stopped at the first 3 words.

She sent her jam to Kris Jenner. Sad that a Prince has sunk to the level of the Kardashians, she is dragging him into the gutter with her and it's his own damn fault.

I wonder how many people sent it directly back to her.

She also sent it to Chrissy Teigen, that is pathetic

Did Oprah and Ellen get jars? What about Orlando Bloom?

All this fuss over strawberry jam. I could understand all the nonsense better if it were some kind of garment or accessory. Even chocolate truffles.

She's supposedly on the outs with Katie Perry because she mentioned the poor fit of her wedding gown. So the jam Nazi says: "No, ARO for you!"

I hope she sent one to Ellen so she can mock it in her new stand up act.

Complete grifters.

I wonder how much of the money they got upfront - probably a lot since no one would ever think that PRINCE Harry would be such a laughable grifter. He's almost as bad as his great uncle, Edward VIII who expected everyone to foot his bills and pay for the privilege of his company.

It's sad how all of her neighbors and closest friends are also serial narcissists with histories of bullying and mistreating people (Ellen, Chrissy, etc.). They should change the name of Montecito to Pendejo.

From the DM. Won't bother to link. OUCH! No jam for Sophie!

During an episode of the Archetypes podcast in November 2022 Meghan admitted Sophie 'used to send me little meditations during my pregnancy' and voice notes 'of encouragement', adding: 'I've gone to her over the years for advice.'

Meghan also described a day of laughter and fun that the pair spent at her Montecito mansion, where their children played in the swimming pool on pizza-shaped floats while they drank wine 'on the terrace' and were 'giddy like absolute schoolgirls.'

But, when asked about her relationship with Meghan in an interview with The Times today, Ms Trudeau was reserved to say the least, saying: 'I know her... but we haven't spent much time together.'

Sophie then turned the conversation over to Meghan's sister-in-law Kate Middleton, revealing that her 'heart just sunk' when she heard about the Princess's cancer diagnosis last month.

[quote]'I know her... but we haven't spent much time together.'

"I know her" and "I don't know her" mean the same thing...lol.

Do the Harkles have any friends? Even Doria seems more like a groupie.

Harlot!

Markle has no discretion and exaggerates (lies) just like when she talked about her interview over fish tacos with Michelle Obama. She intentionally wanted people to think she interviewed Michelle Obama in person while they were having lunch, when in reality Markle was eating fish tacos at home while sending an email to Michelle Obama. Intentionally misleading and that's why people don't want to be associated with her or Harry....Harry talking about mushrooms (drugs) found in Courtney Cox's fridge)

Yes, that Vogue “fish tacos” editorial was a masterpiece of misdirection. You actually had to read until the halfway point to realize she was reading an email that someone in Michelle Obama’s office had sent.

r54 Doria reminds me of paid help, I don't think she is just there out of the goodness of her heart

My favorite came in the Michelle Obama put-down that came from MO's office when it was being claimed that MO was advising the dastardly duo on their exit from the UK.

Contrary to previous tales, the statement from MO's representative was that she (MO) had only met Harry's wife once when she (M) (here comes my favorite bit) "popped in" (read uninvited) to a previously scheduled event in the UK for MO.

I never believed that tall tales that had been reported on that event, so the "popped in" comment was hilarious.

Interesting that supposedly the advice that Harry's wife got from MO was "Do nothing for the first year. LEARN THE JOB."

Falling, apparently, on deaf ears.

“Get her out of my fridge!”

You will doubtless be amazed to learn that I received no jam, despite being in the age group that can usually make the best use of it.

The Duke of Sussex is set to return to the UK in over a week to attend a ceremony commemorating the 10th anniversary of the Invictus Games. “Please Don’t Bring Her”

I actually read a thing on Quora where someone asked how to befriend someone wealthy or get in to their good graces. One of the answers was taking store bought jam, putting it in new jars and regifting as homemade by lying and saying you made it from your grandmother's old recipe. I kid you not.

I've tried a lot of them and I still like Smucker's strawberry jam.

Harry's face.

R65 He is one ugly ass motherfucker. Don't why a small but sizable portion of DL still find him attractive. What is he going to do? Hire a poor hooker to take his anger out on and beat the living daylights out of?

You know you can just put some fruit in a pot and boil it and make some fucking jam. It's not hard.

Mike Tindall bothers Harry because Harry is afraid of him, Mike could beat his ass and isn't afraid to call Harry out. He said Harry was a bell end.

r67 I used to make strawberry jam with my mother, you wouldn't believe the sugar that she would put into it. Frankly I eat jam/jelly maybe twice a month so I would rather buy a jar of Smuckers and not feel guilty if I have to throw it out when it expires.

You can buy jams with no added sugar, r69, just the sugar from the fruit. I usually get St Dalfour, but it's not the only one. They call it a "fruit spread" but it's a jam. I suspect Meghan's jam taste like shit. Strawberry jam is such a bland, obvious one to go for.

Raspberry jam, blackberry jam, even blueberry jam. All much better than strawberry. Raspberry is my favourite.

R66, someone compared him to the Muppet, Beaker. Beaker isn't that ugly.

I guess all the sugars want him to bang them? He's hideous.

If only she could have painted some trite sayings on her dress!

[quote]I suspect Meghan's jam taste like shit.

Could anything be worse than this photo?

R63, in Seven Degrees of Separation, the grifter talks about jam as a welcome gift in upper class homes.

Adele and Kevin Costner sent their jelly back?

R77 They somehow found out rancid pussy juice was the secret ingredient.

It will be interesting to see where he does stay.

Markle's no frills jam

[quote]It will be interesting to see where he does stay.

Probably "The Goring"

More likely one of those horrible hotels on Bath Road at Heathrow - the wife will have him on a budget seeing as she won’t be there.

R69. You can make jam with considerably less sugar. It just isn’t as thick and you can’t preserve it.

Adele sent her jam back? She'll eat anything.

Looking for more relatives to ghost/Markle?