The Official Hope Hicks thread. Finally, we get a story that makes sense.

In addition to all the Trump dirt, I want to ask her if Corey Lewandowski was a good lay.

Are her fans called Hickies?

If she cries on the stand HE'S DEAD.

Such a bad nose job.

That’s a bad nose job? Then I want her Dr. She’s gorgeous.

It would be so fun if she just unleashed all kinds of shit about him.

Isn't she still MAGA?

But where DID she come from tho? What was her background pre-Trump?

Dunnalt say Hope Hick not interest him just handy j in limo. I still Vairst Letty my Barron be best big man on campuss

Her background is Connecticut and Southern Methodist University and presumably a modicum of knob polishing.

Hoe Hicks

Oh look. Another Trump thread.

Oh. Look. Another. Magat. 🤮

"So, Miss Hicks, as you steamed Mr Trump's pants as he was wearing them, please describe for us, in your own words, the odor that emanated from them. Take your time..."

“He…. He….. FARTED!” 😭

And suddenly, suddenly...nothing was the same.

Ho.Ho.Ho.

Another one of Trump’s cunts. She won’t reveal anything new.

Hope Hicks Sucks Dicks!

Wasn’t she also boning Corey Lewandowski there for a time? God, he’s was the Palm Beach Bicycle there for awhile.

r20, and Bill Barr.

She’s got good taste.

R22, the rumor inside the beltway is that he has HSV2.

Wonder if she's got immunity like David Pecker??

I train her good, my pusssy tie yard

Look at these two crazy kids. She learned to just let Trump be Trump. If he wants to twist her nipples and come on her face, so be it.

She was a model at SMU before becoming secunt lady.

A generational traitor

[quote]“He…. He….. FARTED!” 😭

Oleebia: "Show me on the doll where he aimed his farts, Hope."

Hope: "Oleebia, it was... *sobs* EVERYWHERE! And THAT'S ... that's why I disappeared for two years--they had to... had to... FIX me! *sobs* Look what he DID to me!!! *wails*"

Somehow I missed this profile in the NYT Style (!) section. She was on a Nickelodeon golf special. Pedo alert!

- NYT - Ms. Hicks grew up in Greenwich swimming and golfing. When she was in sixth grade, a neighbor invited Ms. Hicks and her sister to a Ralph Lauren tryout; soon their photographs were in Bloomingdale’s.

She made a cameo on “Guiding Light,” appeared on the covers of young adult paperbacks like “Gossip Girl” and once read lines for a film role with Alec Baldwin.

At age 13, Ms. Hicks told Greenwich Magazine, for a cover story about the Hicks sisters’ modeling careers, that she was “not ready to decide if modeling is what I want to do with my life.”

“If the acting thing doesn’t work out,” she said, “I could really see myself in politics. Who knows?”

i wonder how many republican cocks she could pick out of a lineup

She’s pretty and she’ll always be “taken care of”.

So where has she been hiding? She went from changing Plumpy's diapers and sucking his tiny shroom to what?

That pose makes her look like she's packing a huge dick.

Damn you, R34--now I CAN'T unsee it!

Wasn't she eventually Trump's Afternoon Delight in the White House?

She shared a double office with Tony Ornato. People walked through the Ornato reception office and into Hope Hick's single door, windowless office.

So Ornato was the lookout during any Trump sexual encounters with Hicks?

Remember when Trump raped a 13yo with Epstein and they fought about it? Trump fired Lowmandoucheski to have Hope's perky tits all to himself.

From "Katie Johnson's" lawsuit--

The new complaint, filed in the federal court in Manhattan, restates plaintiff Jane Doe's claims of the earlier lawsuit. Namely, that she was lured by a recruiter to summer parties hosted by co-defendant Jeffrey Epstein at an Upper East Side mansion on East 71st St., tied to a bed and forcibly raped by Trump, who slapped her with an open hand and told her he would do whatever he pleased with her.

Jane Does goes on to claim that after Epstein also forcibly raped her, he and Trump bickered over who should have taken the minor plaintiff's virginity.

Yuck.

Hope has the deadest eyes after Ivanka

From the Vanity Fair article linked at r26:

[quote]Despite the president’s personal role in downplaying the dangers of the coronavirus, and the White House’s severely delayed mitigation efforts, Trump saw a sizable favorability boost in March. [bold]Forty-nine percent[/bold] of Americans voiced their approval of his leadership at the time

Insane. I’ll never understand it. He was literally doing nothing.

[quote]He was literally doing nothing.

Wrong, r40. He was downplaying the virus, criticizing masks, hawking snake oil, etc.

Hope's a great piece of tail, Corey.

Witless for the Prosecution

[quote] "Hoe Hicks"

I'm actually pretty uninformed where she's concerned. But there never was another group of more brazen, hypocritical whores than MAGA. WHY ARE THEY ALLLLL WHORES?!! Because it appeases the bloviated shitbag loser rapist they serve. FUCKING WHORES, all of them. At least own up to it.

He used this whole nation like a dirty whore.

Are there levels of whoredom among MAGATs? Did Lewandowski, the biggest whore in this scenario, trade up to a higher level of whore than Hicks when he took up with married Kristen Noem? Or was that trading down?

I wonder what it's like to be his wife. He married her after she lost her husband (or fiancé?) in 9/11 (he was Corey's best friend) and proceeded to have four kids. Of course, I can't help but wonder if they were already having an affair or he saw $$$ from insurance and settlements on her horizon and played gallant for 💸.

At least, as far as we know, Corey hasn't beaten his women like twice divorced Mormon Rob Porter and Brad Parscale, a top flight grifter who billed Trump millions for his private company's "services."

This may be the best thing she has done with her life, overtaking wearing the a to the Japanese state banquet.

Hope Hicks, the one who broke up at least three marriages during the Trump era. Is she still with old Jim Donovan?

So strange girls like this who only date ugly losers and can't keep a man.

I really hope the courtroom artists have a field day with her.

Which were the three marriages, r48? Lewandowski's wife stayed with him. She dated Rob Porter, but IIRC his wife had already left him due to domestic violence.

She should change her name to Serta.

Since she was the Trump WH mattress.

What is about that lipless oblong headed wife beater that makes Republicunts drop their panties?

Ms. Lewandowski!

She wears a shit ton of make up.

[quote] He used this whole nation like a dirty whore.

And Trump whored-out himself and the office of the US Presidency to two of the Biggest Johns Who Ever Johnned- Vladimir Putin and MBS.

On the one hand I'm kind of fascinated with Hicks, how a young woman who could probably have done so much with her life, no doubt literally had powerful men of all kinds fall all over her, so many possibilities....has been so stupid to align herself with the rottenest of men.

On the other hand, I've tried to read each of the linked articles in this thread to learn more about her and find I phase out after a couple of paragraphs. She is actually so boring.

In any case, I hope this trial and her testimony is super-useful to the prosecution and also exposes her in all her horribleness and taints her future.

A potential trophy girlfriend who only dates creeps and fuckups and trolls.

She's in her 30s, and supposed to be married by now and have a boy and a girl child, in this sequence. Something is wrong with the girl.

I heard Sherwin Williams is naming their new paint color after her.

It’s called “Ho Red” because it’s not very bright and it spreads easy.

Someone had to fuck all the wife beaters in the WH!

R53, we can assume that Lewandowski is probably fairly well hung but doesn’t know what to do with it. Odious personality as well.

I’d let Rob Porter slap me around a little bit.

I wonder if Ivanka will show up in court on the days when Hicks testifies.

It’d be funny if Hicks showed up in that tuxedo every day.

[quote]On the one hand I'm kind of fascinated with Hicks, how a young woman who could probably have done so much with her life, no doubt literally had powerful men of all kinds fall all over her, so many possibilities....has been so stupid to align herself with the rottenest of men.

R57, you bring up an interesting point. I wonder what Hope thinks of Cassidy Hutchinson and how she handled her moment of truth, and whether she ever considered doing what Ms. Hutchinson did.

And you're likely on point with your other comment about HH being "boring." She is lovely to look at... for now (considering how most of her female GOP confreres handle aging--long, thick weaves, boob jobs, and bad, bad, very bad surgery that puts the "plastic" in plastic surgery), but, really, is there any there there?

She's a cipher, for sure.

I don’t think she’s very bright, or at least not intellectual, based on her choice of SMU for school. She could obviously have afforded to go anywhere, and Texas is such a weird place to choose. A girl of her background who had good test scores would have gone to Vanderbilt or Duke. I thought maybe she went there to play lacrosse, which she played all through high school, but her Wiki bio says she started SMU’s club team. At least she majored in English instead of Communications.

Her father is a PR and marketing executive, so no doubt she had all the help she could have wanted when starting out in PR and worked for a very good PR firm through which she met and worked for Ivanka. Why she decided to jump ship to work for the Trump Organization just doesn’t make sense. I think she really wanted to become a Ivanka clone and got swept up in it all when the Presidential campaign was launched. Her job for Trump included, among other things, taking dictation of tweets from Trump to then send to another person who posted them.

I think she just be crackers. There is no reason a woman of her age, appearance, and background would be unmarried except for them being crazy.

Yes, in a masculine featured kind of way R5.

I think Cassidy Hutchinson is a lot smarter than HH and probably has a core to her character that HH lacks.

Possibly, but Cassidy knew who she was working for.

Fundamental difference between Hicks and Cassidy. The former was raised in upper middle class/wealthy suburban Connecticut. The latter was raised working class and was the first on her family to attend college.

Rich loser, poor loser, what’s your point?

Are you really that dense, r71?

R20 I’m only interested if she pegged the hell out of Corey and made him beg her to stop. He’s handsome but a horror.

[quote]Sshe's the star (fucking) witness.

Husschy!

R37 - The speculation why Trump hasn't attacked Pecker like others is because he has verification for Trump’s behavior much like the lawsuit you posted. It's said Pecker has a "safe full" of incriminating information about VIPS. Today's testimony should be interesting. Trump is sitting in a similar position as Lidseybelle and Ted Cruz now.

CNN is covering the Supreme Court hearing about absolute immunity. Actual audio from the SC.

She’s gorgeous.

[quote]She’s gorgeous.

Pretty is as pretty does.

She has a very "hard" look, like Melania

[quote] He’s handsome

R73 needs glasses.

You can look at him and imagine what his weird looking head looks like as a skinless skull.

So many scary and mortifying things about this case.

Asshole Lewandowski has no lips.

We’ve all agreed that you can NEVER trust the lipless.

Never.

Is there any reason to think Hope Hicks won't take the stand?

Apparently, she is the witness whose testimony Dump fears most.

Because of all the afternoon delight in her West Wing office?

^ More like frequent diaper changes and hose downs.

“Where’s my Hopey?” trump liked to say. 🤢🤢🤢

“How’s that hopey changey stuff?”

[quote]Asshole Lewandowski has no lips. We’ve all agreed that you can NEVER trust the lipless. Never.

Ha, an old coworker saw pics of a past bf, fell over in peals of laughter, saying "HE cheated on YOU? OOOOH uh-uh he have SNAKE LIPS!"

Ever since then I when I see a man who looks like that I laugh to myself "Oooh uh-uh-- he have SNAKE LIPS!"

So, children, let's say it together now:

[quote]Something is wrong with the girl.

How a girl who grew up with every advantage could have gotten mixed up with that criminal blows my mind. She couldn't have found a nice SMU boy?

^She was raised like a little princess and was told she could be anything she wanted, which is true but all she wants is daddy.

Don’t believe anything Choke Dicks says. She will pull a Bill Barr in a money💰sniffing split second!

Anthony Scaramucci was just on the news and said Hope just got married. She married a Goldman Sachs pal of his. 53 to Hopes 31.

Hicks is 35. Jim Donovan would be about 57 now.

Back in 2016, working for the White House was reserved for the elite

Tangelo diminished the prestige of the White house

r93, Hope replaced Mooch who famously had the job for 11 days and we hear from him constantly, 5 years later. She worked for Trmp for a year, FOX news for 2, then back to Trump and we've barely heard her voice or what she actually did, except steam his pants. And today we find out she was involved with the Playboy hush money contracts.

That ain’t all she was/is involved in, r97. It’s just what we’ve heard this far.

And Scaramouchi is fucking tiresome. He was sucking dumps micro peen until he got shit canned so he just sounds like a bitter ex.

You know he’s be back on his knees in a second of dump made nice with him.

^ I saw Mooch a couple of weeks ago, by himself on way into a Knicks game. He looked like a waxy skinned, garden gnome.

The one thing the Mooch said that made me laugh was when he told the press “I’m not here to suck my own cock the way Bannon is.” I mean, it was already clear by that point that Bannon couldn’t stop himself from patting himself on the back when speaking to the press, but it was just funny for someone to say that about him so succinctly.

He was much more fun than Huckabeast.

He was preceded by Spicer and followed by Hicks. We forget what a shit show this has been from day 1. He's right on target in this interview, but see how weird his skin is? And I still haven't seen Hope's wedding announcement.

Sorry, op. None of these people make any sense.

It makes total sense that Hope was involved with the Daniels/McDougall payoffs. She was his communications director when he ran for President and naturally would have been the liaison between Trump and Pecker. We know that Trump always liked to have plausible deniability so having Hicks handle everything allows him to say that he didn’t know anything about it.

It think Hicks is smarter than Weiselberg and Meadows and will not throw herself in her sword to protect Trump.

The reason we don’t hear anything from Hicks is that she was an actual PR person, with a father who is a very successful PR person. She’s getting good advice.

Hopefully she knows knows MAGA is dying and that Trump is in even deeper shit than known so she's lying low.

If she won’t come clean, then she can rot in jail for her orange god.

That painted ho doesn’t have special privileges like her master. The judge will toss her ass in the slammer for perjury.

She's taken the stand. And tellingly, she's paying for her own counsel.

Hope dear, take Corey Lewandowski’s well endowed cock out of your mouth, and spilled the beans, lady. Trump must be fit to be tied.

Granny Andrea Mitchell is recounting every line as it comes over the wire. When the Karen McDougal story was threatening a few days before the election, her first call was to Jared asking him to contact Rupert Murdoch right away. Jared, ever the slick Nazi, said he "couldn't reach him." So Hicks called Michael Cohen next.

Apparently, there is no amount of money from Trump to her that would buy Melania's presence at this trial.

I loathe Melania for the bigoted birther grifter she is. I don't need to sit in judgment on her for whatever the terms are, or were, of her marriage to Trump.

I can see why, however, and, quite frankly, can't find fault with her for not showing up at this trial.

And this Hope Hicks testimony really drives that point home. As his wife, to sit through this parade of other women? Never.

As for Stormy Daniels, Karen McDougal, forget the pay-outs. Any money they could get out of Trump is fair, and of course, not enough.

Still, I have the luxury of wondering if ANY amount of money would erase or soothe the reality that I had to live with myself knowing that I had sexual contact with that gelatinous, putrid, awful, agglomeration of shit cells that is Donald Trump and that the Whole World Knows I Did.

Ugh. In my worst indiscriminate, promiscuous, slutty days, and I put many of those in, would I have ever lowered myself to having contact with the likes of Donald Trump.

I would have never lowered myself to having contact with the likes of Donald Trump.

May 4, 2024: the day NBC/MSNBC veteran Andrea Mitchell jumped the shark.

Yeesh! Retire already.

Mitchell will die, on the air, at her news desk.

The only reason Barbara Walter’s didn’t do that is she stayed so long she didn’t know if she was at the studio or her home and ABC took advantage of that.

What’s dearest to Mitchell’s heart, what she knows better than anybody in elite, establishment, moneyed DC and NY is that when you’re off the air, there goes the best tables at restaurants, the party invitations from the hot hosts, access, and there’s nothing else to do but wait to die.

One of the WaPo gossip items about the WHCD parties is that Mitchell told a reporter on record who was covering the party, “I’m traveling with Anthony Blinken next week when he goes back to the Middle East”.

Oh, Andrea. Yes. I get it. You’re relevant.

Witness for the Prostitution

I'm sorry I asked ... oh, wait! I didn't ask for the tutorial.

SMH.

Get over yourself, r115.

I didn’t think you asked for a tutorial either.

I just gossiped off of your post at r113.

That poster thrives on snide, r116.

Bingo! We all win.

Every time a woman cries, a mushroom grows a spore.

[quote]That poster thrives on snide

That's me, Snidely Whiplash. Maybe that will be my new avatar following donald's defeat.

Whatever blows your skirt up, r120.

Yahoo recapped the day. I had no idea she left the Trump fold in 2018. Sounds like she wanted to get outta there before the shit hit the fan.

Stupid bitch. Crying because she got caught.

R122, she went a worked at Fox and made a cool couple of million before she went BACK to work for Trump in 2020 as an advisor to him and assistant to Jared just as COVID was exploding.

Talk about fool me once…

[quote]The only reason Barbara Walter’s didn’t do that

Oh, dear.

[quote]May 4, 2024: the day NBC/MSNBC veteran Andrea Mitchell jumped the shark.

R112 can predict the future!

Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?

According to a panelist on CNN who was in the courtroom today, Trump slept through a lot of HH’s testimony. Wonder how these naps are going over with the jury.

HO CRIED ON THE WITLESS STAND! 😂 The naps indicate the defendant is alert,virile and respectful of the American judicial system

These Republican women really make up for the cheap seats. Hard to look at up close.

Trump redelivered already delivered pizzas to the NY Firefighters

It's not relatable 'til the White lady cries.

And they ate the pizza with relish and pride. Cops and FF are magats.

Bad enough. But I hope you don't mean pickle relish.

She burst into tears when CROSS examination began. What secrest does Trump have on Hicks who had 2 affairs with abusive assholes and made public spectacles. How many times do you thinki Trump jerked off under the desks while begging her to just show him her tits? The biggest pig of all time, how did he behave with her in private? The media says "she was like a second daughter". EXACTLY, one he could fuck, guilt free.

Did she hop out of the witness stand with the hand steamer during the break and refresh his saggy suitpants?

Where's the body language experts to tell us about their interactions?

I admire her unyielding commitment to fuschia lipstick, no matter the occasion.

"Like a second daughter ... Daddy?!"

So prescient, r3!

[quote]I admire her unyielding commitment to fuschia lipstick, no matter the occasion.

That's the other thing that frustrates me about her, the poor thing is crying out for a makeover.

MAGA bitch.

He not napping. He’s nodded out from painkillers and benzo Rx

Hicks aided and abetted Trump and she cried for herself. Tough shit.

She's pulling out the big guns! Crying on the witness stand.

She just so happened to have a handkerchief in her purse.

Dude is nodding out in public.

Orange was so proud of his usage of the word stamina to describe his advantage over Hillary Clinton.

STAM-in-Nom-nom

Not able to snort his Adderall at his designated times.

I heard some of her testimony today and she has dumbvoice. My completely unfounded and inexpert opinion is that she and Cassidy Hutchinson and all the other White House MAGA gals were in deep deep denial about how evil Dump and his crowd actually were/are. It’s like they’re being forced into reality snd it’s exploding them, like vampires in daylight,

Hope is a trashy slutty sorority girl who was the perfect conservative wife. She knows how to look the other way and slut it up at the same time. She is finally realizing how disgusting Dump really is and she hates herself, but again, crazily deep denial. IvanKa’s face is living proof of finally acknowledging the evil. Wonder if any of them will do the pills/booze route. Maybe they’re too crazy.

💯 , r148. I think she felt deeply disloyal and ungrateful which is how the Trump Org works on people previously moored by morality, and then a psychopathic player like Trump comes along and dislocated her vestiges of humanity or morality. They can't explain how/why their cash fortunes even after rampant psychopathy....

Good thing she just married, old Jim Donovan just in time. Sniff.

Those opiates should have stopped his intestinal peristalsis.

Is he still a shart machine?

I’ve always found her beautiful…despite giving off strong evil stepmother vibes. I bet Donald could barely resist running up and grabbing her by the pussy.