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"This thread is making me horny as hell!"

A classic DL snark.....

.....but has there ever been a photo or a post with text that actually did make you so horny that you jacked off to it, and shot your load?

by Anonymousreply 14April 23, 2024 9:34 PM

Sometimes pictures of cat litter boxes make me cum in my pants. I don't know why.

by Anonymousreply 1April 23, 2024 5:21 PM
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by Anonymousreply 2April 23, 2024 5:22 PM

Famous JonBenets.

by Anonymousreply 3April 23, 2024 5:37 PM

*eyeroll*

by Anonymousreply 4April 23, 2024 6:35 PM

R4 = Vera Farmiga

by Anonymousreply 5April 23, 2024 6:37 PM

Lou ferrigno Jr thread

by Anonymousreply 6April 23, 2024 6:50 PM

Go to horny jail, OP.

by Anonymousreply 7April 23, 2024 6:52 PM

This is exactly why some should never open DL while at work or while riding public transportation or at family events like thanksgiving.

There are people who will just open a forum look at a thread drop pants and jackoff. These people are not mentally healthy or should not be allowed to vote but they do live among us,

by Anonymousreply 8April 23, 2024 7:01 PM

The no doubt childless r8 has a point.

by Anonymousreply 9April 23, 2024 7:10 PM

R9

I am not sure what children has to do with it but yes the OP should not read DL anywhere near children.

by Anonymousreply 10April 23, 2024 7:13 PM

The DL is utterly unrelated to children and is an adults only playground. Where the fuck are any of you coming up with such dumb shit?

by Anonymousreply 11April 23, 2024 8:07 PM

I am now wondering how often the OP will jackoff right after seeing something on DL. And I am really wondering if this being over come with lust ever had anything to do with any of my posts. I am hoping not.

by Anonymousreply 12April 23, 2024 8:21 PM

Yes.

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by Anonymousreply 13April 23, 2024 9:13 PM

Caftans.

Earrings.

by Anonymousreply 14April 23, 2024 9:34 PM
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