Rebel Wilson Says British Royal Invited Her to 2014 Party with Drugs and Orgies

So many teef. All the teef.

Yeah, I read that yesterday. It must have been one strange orgy to want this thing to participate 😬

Surely not even Andrew would be so depraved to want RW at an orgy?

Was she hired to taste test the food to ensure it wasn’t poisoned?

Reminder that rightwing e-celebs already have these orgies and I also remember Madison Carthorn saying he was also invited by some rightwing politicians to one of those parties (but I think he didn't go because he can't get up (pun not intended)). So that the royals fuck like lizards is not really hard to believe. More orgy info in the blog post linked below.

Princess Anne or Prince Philip?

Now she’s Madison Cawthorn!

Will she ever work again, after all this feuding?

If true (and it’s a big “if”) my bet is that it’s one of the Lascelles family - descendants of Princess Mary Countess of Harewood. The late Queen’s first cousins and their descendants

There are many of them and they’ve always been pretty much out there, sexually.

Ooof. This weight loss emphasize her manly features

I'm sure it was the dear late queen. She liked to party hard.

I've seen this happen so often that fat people who become skinny also seem to become humorless and tiresome.

It's like they spent their time while fat over-compensating by being funny or nice or people pleasers, then become skinny and decide that they don't need to be pleasant any longer for people to like them.

I knew a very obese woman once who was the kindest, likable person. She lost weight and became a RAVING bitch - she wasn't even that skinny or hot. She merely switched from being grossly obese to simply fat.

I guess when your career is officially in the shitter and you’re a known liar, you might as well burn everything down for one, last, quick buck.

She couldn’t just lay low and maybe take a small role in a indie drama to show she can act instead of playing the portly, drunk, mentally challenged comic relief.

She should have also exercised some restraint with the fantasy tales of how so many notable people tried to molest and fuck her in her sure to sell no copies book.

It became a science fiction novel at that point.

Deranged loon.

Maybe she was at Burger King and got confused?

Royals are not right-wing politicians, r5, and certainly not American ones.

R16 but they are high society and just as perverted as everyone else in positions of power.

Rebel refers to this hypothetical royal as a Windsor, which means it can't be Peter Philips or David Armstrong-Jones because their name is not Windsor. She could be referring to the Duke of Gloucester.

For r5:

So left-wing politicians must also be perverted then as they wield great power, r17, especially in a country such as the US. I'm not sure that the 15th or 20th in line to the throne has much power, certainly not much more than the children of a US president.

R20 Oh yes, the blog post I linked also talks about Gavin Newsom

Which is the nonbinary royal? She keeps referring to this person as "they". Or perhaps using the plural was merely a ruse to increase the number of girls by claiming there were more boys.

[quote]“Now the comment by the Windsor about needing more girls started to make a lot more sense. They weren’t talking about a boy-girl ratio like it was a year-eight disco. They were talking about an ORGY!”

I don't believe anything that comes out of this known liar's mouth. She annoys me more than Harry and Meaghan.

Using "they" is a common strategy to disguise the gender of the person you're referring to, it predates this whole nonbinary nonsense era. For some reason, she feels revealing even that would get her into too much trouble.

[quote] Using "they" is a common strategy to disguise the gender of the person you're referring to, it predates this whole nonbinary nonsense era. For some reason, she feels revealing even that would get her into too much trouble.

Because it never happened. She just lies and lies and loves the attention her lies bring. No matter how short lived. She really is a Bordeline’s Borderline.

A very dangerous person to anyone around her.

R25 is right. Her career is littered with attention-grabbing untruths and half-truths. She's dishonest.

But she's talking about a man, r24, or a "guy", and she uses the word guy to refer to other men so it's pretty certain she's talking about a male royal. I notice this all the time these days, referring to someone who is a man or a woman (and not an enby or a trans) as "they". It's partly the "gender fluid" woo woo, but also, I think, due to social media, where the apps refer to everyone as "they". Or, as, r25 says, she's making it all up and isn't referring to anyone specific so slips into calling this made-up figure "they".

Otherwise, if Rebel is being coy about the sex of the royal she is referring to, then it can only be Zara Tindall (née Philips) or Sarah Chatto (née Armstrong-Jones).

Let's not overlook the sketchy "tech billionaire". Who could that be?

[quote] Let's not overlook the sketchy "tech billionaire". Who could that be?

Those teeth....

oh FFS, SHADDUP already!

God, this woman apparently feels the need to flap her jaws incessantly now that she's not over-eating, apparently.

Complete and utter rubbish!

Well, it's got to be Harry or Andrew. Other than that, particularly one of the extended family members, not many will care. Yes sure, it would be embarrassing for the likes of Peter Philips, Freddie Windsor or David Snowden, but it wouldn't affect the immediate royal family all that much.

God she's insufferable. I hope she goes away.

It’s amazing how many people would not believe a thing Madison has said about others. But then as R5 proves there are others that see Madison and his honesty about events differently.

Rebel Wilson is the stalker in Baby Reindeer

Madison kinda looks like my down low bi ex.

R35 Madison lied to much for average people to take his orgy story seriously. Even if it is serious, I actually believed him, so what? Sex isn’t a crime.

He still couldn’t explain his wife that was introduced to him by an American serviceman that he met in a Russian casino that doesn’t exist.

So, yeah. We don’t take what Madison says as gospel.

Rebel is cranky because she's hungry. Eat a pie Rebel.

Won't she have to sign an NDA??

R38 Honey are you a lefty politician? No, sex isn't a crime but it doesn't change the fact that leftwing politicians and leftwing celebs pretend to be in monogamous marriages with children but in reality they all fuck each other and only have children for PR. Why should we still tolerate this as an open, pro-sex society? It shows that everyone is still bound to traditional roles while in reality, all they wanna do is fucking, drugs and being rich. So how about you help exposing this so that it gets normalized and these people can live in freedom instead of having to hide their orgies?

Camilla, you saucy minx!

“I got thrown a last-minute invite to a tech billionaire’s party – the guy who invited me, who’s like fifteenth or twentieth in line to the British throne, had said to my male friend, ‘We need more girls.' ” the book reads.

C'mon all you know-it-all royal watchers do the math and tell us who it is

She’s the very definition of an unreliable narrator. I’d take this tale with a large pinch of salt myself.

She looks like the female Joker.

Rumor has it that Stanley Kubrick got killed off for exposing the Hollywood orgy parties.

Why did you use her creepy Madame Tussaud likeness in your original post?

What is it with the wax look, anyway? Since when are lesbians this polished? Come to think, Ramona looks equally preened to the gills – did that plastic look rub off on Rebel?

Hey, R12, howsch it goin', guv'nor, howschz it goin', luvvie, refill, pleasczh, my damn commaschz iszch actin' up again, 'allo, 'allo, 'allo!

r43 Probably this guy. Assuming Rebel Wilson can count (big ask I know). Everyone else around that at r7 list would either have been a preteen, not even born or a women.

He's supposedly gay, r50, and even if he weren't I doubt he would be hanging out with Rebel Wilson in LA.

David Snowdon is a little too long in the tooth to hang out with Rebel. I'm betting it was Freddie Windsor.

[quote] Rumor has it that Stanley Kubrick got killed off for exposing the Hollywood orgy parties.

that would be weird, considering

1) The film takes place in the NYC area , and

2) it's based on a novella where the orgy party takes place in the Vienna area

R52, I agree she probably means Freddie Windsor, hence specifically referring to this person as a Windsor. Freddie Windsor did live in California around that time, but with his very cool actress wife, Sophie Winkleman, and their infant daughter. I can believe that Freddie very casually knew Rebel (albeit perhaps without remembering her name) but also believe that she seriously exaggerated/fantasised whatever supposedly happened. If Freddie knew some celebrity types, it was more likely through Sophie, who was pursuing her acting career in Hollywood.

@r52, I think Freddie is a good guess, because he actual has Hollywood connections through his wife

First a handsome man is sexually harassing her by insisting she stick her finger up his ass, and now it's her being invited to orgies.

"Look at me! I'm so desirable to men! Even royalty! LOOK AT MEEEE!!!!"

She needs to lay off the chemical peels. She looks like a raw chicken breast.

Is she a plant?

Ugh I can’t stand this bitch

The party participants thought she was the bidet tent.

If the Royal is 15th or 20th in line to the throne, and the party wasn't even his, WHO CARES?

I'm pretty sure she's referring to Freddie Windsor, who in 2014 was something like 41st in line to the throne, so she's already exaggerating wildly right there.

Enough with this moron.

Who'd invite HER to an orgy. She's fugly and humorless

It's funny... she wrote a dream memoir, in that if she held anything back it's hard to imagine what. And yet it feels like the backlash is against her.

That’s Lord Frederick Windsor to you and he probably invited this ugly creature because he pitied her. She is unfuckable.

She’s a one note comedian/ actor. Can’t wait for the weight loss endorsements in 2-5 yrs. When no money comes in as she’s living a lavish lifestyle. She couldn’t shut up and work. No she had to settle scores.

A Windsor invited her probably because he looked at her enormous tombstone teeth and thought, "Oh look, one of us."

Silly Rebel, " Drugs and Orgies" is a band like Guns N' Roses.

Is the last picture from the elite orgy?