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Roseanne jokes that Biden raped her

I mean she falsely accused her own father for a little attention so why not do it again?

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by Anonymousreply 37April 29, 2024 3:21 PM

What a riot.

by Anonymousreply 1April 23, 2024 9:05 AM

More likely it was a cracked out Hunter.

by Anonymousreply 2April 23, 2024 9:06 AM

^ Pretty sure Hunter has 'em lined up at the door and doesn't need to rape anyone, jerk 🤨

by Anonymousreply 3April 23, 2024 9:23 AM

Too bad her family can’t take her out behind the barn. She’s out of her mind.

by Anonymousreply 4April 23, 2024 5:24 PM

That's even more disgusting than I thought it would be. What an absolute cooze she is.

by Anonymousreply 5April 23, 2024 5:31 PM

She must be stirred knowing her personal Jesus is about to kick the bucket.

by Anonymousreply 6April 23, 2024 5:41 PM

She will never get the amount of attention she truly craves. (This is probably the reason she identifies with Trump.) She will keep coming up with more and more outrageous things to say in pursuit of it.

by Anonymousreply 7April 23, 2024 6:02 PM

[quote]Too bad her family can’t take her out behind the barn.

Her son is in the video egging her on.

by Anonymousreply 8April 23, 2024 6:04 PM

Aren't comedians supposed to be funny?

by Anonymousreply 9April 23, 2024 6:05 PM

Shows how stable a cult member can be....idiot MAGAts.

by Anonymousreply 10April 23, 2024 6:53 PM

Mental case

by Anonymousreply 11April 23, 2024 7:07 PM

Oh how cute. She's making fun of E Jean Caroll.

by Anonymousreply 12April 23, 2024 7:08 PM

You know she WISHES Trump would do this to her.

by Anonymousreply 13April 23, 2024 7:18 PM

Sounds like Joe has a defamation case again Roseanne...

by Anonymousreply 14April 23, 2024 7:34 PM

She’s a stupid cow, she needs to be put out to pasture

by Anonymousreply 15April 23, 2024 7:36 PM

Roseanne and Debra Messing are the two best examples of why I support cancelling people based on their social media posts.

by Anonymousreply 16April 23, 2024 7:43 PM

[quote]Roseanne jokes

Not in this millennium.

by Anonymousreply 17April 23, 2024 7:45 PM

I'm so glad she got shitcanned from her own show. Of course, it's made her even more nuts. But she's a Trumptard, so she was already nuts.

by Anonymousreply 18April 23, 2024 7:49 PM

Why are her fingernails so dirty? And her hair so mussed?

Did she have to manually remove her head from inside Donald's rectum?

by Anonymousreply 19April 23, 2024 7:55 PM

Grossanne Barf

by Anonymousreply 20April 23, 2024 9:08 PM

I hate to go all frautastic pearl-clutcher, but... that really isn't funny.

by Anonymousreply 21April 23, 2024 9:16 PM

Like Schwarzennegger, he's not above fucking the maids.

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by Anonymousreply 22April 23, 2024 9:21 PM

Laugh while you can, old woman!

by Anonymousreply 23April 23, 2024 9:32 PM

Harris*

by Anonymousreply 24April 23, 2024 9:32 PM

I thought the maid's kid was an open secret.

by Anonymousreply 25April 23, 2024 9:47 PM

She’s come a long way from making housewife jokes on Johnny Carson.

by Anonymousreply 26April 23, 2024 11:16 PM

Yes, she did, R26. But that was a long time ago. Her career is now completely in the shitter. She's now just another dumbass Trump lover, like Scott Baio. The only difference is that she had a lot further to fall.

by Anonymousreply 27April 24, 2024 12:11 AM

Stupid cunt. She’s not even remotely funny.

by Anonymousreply 28April 24, 2024 12:17 AM

A good dicking by some big Biden cock would have unscrambled her brains. Which is how we know she’s lying.

by Anonymousreply 29April 24, 2024 12:21 AM

Turd's responsible for more abortions than Jinah. He never wears a condom. Though I'm sure some of his unwanted progeny have survived (Tiffany).

by Anonymousreply 30April 24, 2024 12:38 AM

“Deep State got me kicked off my show! Hollywood is connected to the FBI!”

by Anonymousreply 31April 24, 2024 12:40 AM

It is true.

25 years ago, Joe Biden entered Roseanne Barr.

He wasn't wearing his contacts and thought she was a Men's Room.

by Anonymousreply 32April 25, 2024 4:36 PM

You’d need a crane to hoist that gunt.

by Anonymousreply 33April 25, 2024 5:42 PM

"Her son is in the video egging her on."

She still has PLENTY of money, so many close to her will do whatever it takes to be in the will, apparently.

by Anonymousreply 34April 25, 2024 6:12 PM

Exactly, r12.

But you know what's truly humorous?

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by Anonymousreply 35April 25, 2024 9:49 PM

R33 At least you drank yourself off your show, she didn’t.

by Anonymousreply 36April 25, 2024 9:51 PM

I don't even think Roseanne will be alive in November.

by Anonymousreply 37April 29, 2024 3:21 PM
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