I’m a sick person.
What time should I go to bed?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 21, 2024 5:03 PM |
I fell down last winter.
Also, pink his a happy red.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 20, 2024 10:24 PM |
What time should I wipe my asshole?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 20, 2024 10:29 PM |
Puppies make the best dogs.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 20, 2024 10:30 PM |
I like blue.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 20, 2024 10:34 PM |
Please help me. I’m a divorced woman.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 20, 2024 10:34 PM |
I smell cookies
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 20, 2024 10:34 PM |
Well, if you're not in bed by 9, be home by 10.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 20, 2024 10:37 PM |
What should I do about DARK BROWN FECES all over my pumps?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 20, 2024 10:38 PM |
I’m very very sick. Please don’t be mean to me.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 20, 2024 10:40 PM |
Ireland is…full of parakeets and it’s killing the mustard.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 20, 2024 10:46 PM |
Goodnight cruel dl.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 20, 2024 10:47 PM |
r2 = OP
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 20, 2024 10:49 PM |
R11 op
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 20, 2024 10:51 PM |
Airplanes cause hippos, but Vermont doesn’t have the room.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 20, 2024 10:52 PM |
Rich people all smell like strawberry jam.
And you know what’s next!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 20, 2024 11:06 PM |
This TV show is boring. Should I change channels or just turn it off?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 20, 2024 11:15 PM |
I’ll be right back.
Time to feed my kittens.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 20, 2024 11:20 PM |
Okay, I’m back.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 20, 2024 11:23 PM |
Hi Greg
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 20, 2024 11:23 PM |
I got to bed at 9pm and read until 10pm. I sleep until 3am and go pee. Then I go back to bed until 6am and get up am and go pee. I go back to bed until 8am when the dog gets me up. I find this arrangement to be fine at 70 yrs old.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 20, 2024 11:24 PM |
Hello, R19.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 20, 2024 11:38 PM |
Earlier is always better. 9-10 is best. Dim your lights before bed time at least one hour before. Read a book to help you get sleepy. And be sure there is no visible clock available from your bed to show you the time. Sleeping is actually the best way for your body to heal.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 21, 2024 12:30 AM |
What color underwear should I wear?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 21, 2024 1:13 AM |
R24 Underwear? What underwear?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 21, 2024 1:59 AM |
Put on clean pjs. Make sure you have clean sheets. Get a tumbler of something comforting. Take an Ambien or Xanax if you have one. Zone out with a movie in the background. Doesn't have to be a good one. I have a shit lifetime movie on with an ER tech who falls in love and stalks the beautiful teen he pulls out of a car wreck. Crazy white woman shit.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 21, 2024 2:45 AM |
When the top eyelids embrace the bottom eyelids, and the blepharitis settles like the new-fallen snow.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 21, 2024 3:17 AM |
A tired, constipated homosexual posts about being constipated.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 21, 2024 4:24 AM |
[quote]I’m a sick person.
I'm a divorced woman.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 21, 2024 4:27 AM |
Beverly! Beverly!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 21, 2024 4:11 PM |
Are you also a divorced woman?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 21, 2024 5:01 PM |
Just smoke copious amounts of pot, silly!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 21, 2024 5:03 PM |