They said the odor was so noxious his lawyers were not happy
You mean he shits too???
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 20, 2024 4:21 PM |
Is he really just ripping farts all day in that courtroom? Absurd if it is true.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 20, 2024 4:25 PM |
🤣🤣🤣
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 20, 2024 4:25 PM |
OP, how did you get a tweet to show up on here?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 20, 2024 4:26 PM |
Orange Jesus doesn't shit, it is written in the Bible
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 20, 2024 4:29 PM |
Not a shock, since he clearly wears diapers.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 20, 2024 4:31 PM |
People setting themselves on fire and old man farts. This trial has everything.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 20, 2024 4:32 PM |
Its true- I linked reports from Youtube in the other thread
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 20, 2024 4:32 PM |
#TrumpSmellsLikeAss has been trending for hours.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 20, 2024 4:37 PM |
r10 That description is the closest many of us will ever get to knowing how it is to be Melania... Thank God.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 20, 2024 4:48 PM |
Somehow I can't really buy Trump is another Hitler when threads like this exist.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 20, 2024 4:53 PM |
[quote] Theodor Morell, Adolf Hitler’s quack personal physician, prescribed him cocaine eye drops, heavy doses of oxycodone, and amphetamines, sometimes up to 20 times a day. To combat Hitler’s excessive flatulence, he prescribed “Doktor Koster’s Antigas Pills”, a mixture of atropine and strychnine
If anything he reminds me even more of him. Der Fuhrer just had a better secret police.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 20, 2024 4:57 PM |
If he gets time in jail for his breaking of the gag order, will he have to change his own diaper?
New meaning to Gag Order.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 20, 2024 4:58 PM |
He's never had to sit for such extended periods of time against his will and without access to absolutely private restroom facilities at the same time. If he really is shitting his diaper, he has no experience managing the situation discreetly for hours at a time. My dream is that actual shit will leak down his pants and onto the floor, right there in front of the judge, jury, and all of mankind. That would almost make everything we've endured with him worthwhile.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 20, 2024 5:04 PM |
Cocaine eye-drops! My damn! That is hardcore.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 20, 2024 5:13 PM |
Given his steady fast-food diet, I'm surprised it hasn't happened already r16
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 20, 2024 5:15 PM |
He's so fucking gross.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 20, 2024 5:19 PM |
The MAGATS weren’t turned off by the golfing explosions💥 They just started jacking off to the pictures.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 20, 2024 5:19 PM |
I wonder how long it will take Eric to run to Fox News and start whining about this.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 20, 2024 5:24 PM |
If this is happening my bet is he’s doing it on purpose as a sign of disrespect for the judicial process.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 20, 2024 5:32 PM |
Erna's (cunt) in the front row seated directly behind him inhaling deeply.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 20, 2024 5:38 PM |
R13: "Der Fuhrer just had a better secret police."
And better scent police, apparently!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 20, 2024 6:12 PM |
Oh look. Another Trump thread.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 20, 2024 6:14 PM |
What gave it away, r25?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 20, 2024 6:15 PM |
This didn’t come up during the E Jean Carroll trial? or the many depositions he’s given?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 20, 2024 6:34 PM |
R27- he didn't have to appear in the Courtroom all the time for Carroll 's trial- it was Civil, and he could choose to come and go as he pleased. Now this Trial is being held in Criminal Court- a whole different set of rules and restrictions
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 20, 2024 6:40 PM |
[quote]If this is happening my bet is he’s doing it on purpose as a sign of disrespect for the judicial process.
If it's happening, my bet is because he can't control it.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 20, 2024 6:47 PM |
I’m too nauseous to read entire thread. Here is news I heard from Meidas Touch podcast : 1. Many people in court corroborate putrid smell . 2. Adam Kizinger said : it’s like you took the smell of an armpit, a butt, ketchup, and cheap makeup and put it in a blender 3. Another person (don’t remember his name ) saw Trump in a steak house in the 1980’s. He and his son could smell him but they didn’t complain . Other people did complain and Trump was asked to leave and did leave . His point was that he’s been shitting his iants dince he was much younger
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 20, 2024 6:47 PM |
[quote] Oh look. Another Trump thread.
Still having trouble checking books out of libraries?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 20, 2024 6:47 PM |
Is Jesse Watters still hard for Trump the Farter in Chief?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 20, 2024 6:59 PM |
These replys are beyond childish, Grow Up
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 20, 2024 7:03 PM |
It’s only going to get worse. He has to sit in that courtroom for six weeks straight. I wonder if the NYT is debating when to do a story on it.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 20, 2024 7:08 PM |
[quote] I wonder if the NYT is debating when to do a story on it.
Only if Trump's gas means problems for Biden.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 20, 2024 7:10 PM |
"Grow Up."
So says the supporter of the guy who has the emotional stability of an 11 year old girl.
So says the supporter of one of the most vindictive, petty bitches to have ever walked the planet.
So says the supporter of the old fat fart who is currently on trial for hiring a hooker and lying about it.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 20, 2024 7:11 PM |
Trump is gaseous; here's why that could blow a hole in Biden's campaign.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 20, 2024 7:12 PM |
It’s probably because he is off his normal routine. His brain may be shutting down into sleep because he needs to void his bowels. They may have to issue masks to the jury. The judge is upwind so he must smell it too.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 20, 2024 7:22 PM |
What R40 is trying to say is:
TRUMP SHARTED!!!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 20, 2024 7:26 PM |
I would like Trump to experience a level of humiliation that emasculates him in the eyes of his supporters.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 20, 2024 7:28 PM |
Pig. Someone please make this abomination disappear.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 20, 2024 7:31 PM |
Sounds like my coworker
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 20, 2024 7:32 PM |
Can’t he get industrial strength diapers? Walt Nauta must be relieved he doesn’t have to change Donald’s diaper frequently, due to the trial.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 20, 2024 7:35 PM |
Dump has never been observable to the public for hours at a time. His incontinence has been well documented as far back as the bullshit reality show that portrayed him as a successful businessman, The Apprentice. His limited to nonexistent emotional impulse control is matched by his inability to control his bowels. He shat in front of some world leaders and there is even footage of ( Erdogan supreme asshole of Turkey) reacting to the smell. He will violate every restriction they impose on him, shit himself and end up in contempt of court fouling a jail cell for a few hours. People will get a glimpse of just how horrifying he is on every level.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 20, 2024 7:37 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 20, 2024 7:37 PM |
[quote] These replys are beyond childish, Grow Up
Ordinarily, I'd agree with you, but I have a question for you r33. Did you find Trumps mocking of a reporter with Palsy offensive, or his countless attacks of the appearance of others he didn't like? Calling people names and dehumanizing everyone in his path?
So it's gloves off when it comes to Trump because why? He's a vicious competent bully with no real credentials except his ability to amuse the cognitively challenged by dehumanizing others. I think it's plenty fair to point out his shit problems when that is the level of discourse he thrives on when his isn't the target.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 20, 2024 7:43 PM |
[quote]He's a vicious competent bully with no real credentials
r49 here, just to clarify: I meant to state his ONLY area of competence is in being a bully. He literally fails at everything else
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 20, 2024 7:46 PM |
In British slang a trump is an audible discharge of flatus from a person's rectum, and it's associated smell.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 20, 2024 7:47 PM |
Why is this in court now?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 20, 2024 7:58 PM |
Because he’s a fucking criminal, r52
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 20, 2024 8:01 PM |
“Now you know vhat I leev vith!” 🧥
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 20, 2024 8:08 PM |
If this is coming on for six weeks, the MSM have to cover it
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 20, 2024 8:13 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 20, 2024 8:17 PM |
That is not what I asked.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 20, 2024 8:18 PM |
The emperor has no diapers! This is a Jewish hoax!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 20, 2024 8:26 PM |
Shitty lil Don.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 20, 2024 8:40 PM |
He could make money being a spokesperson!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 20, 2024 8:42 PM |
The Fart of the Deal
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 20, 2024 8:42 PM |
[quote]These replys are beyond childish
Much like your spelling
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 20, 2024 8:45 PM |
One reporter said on multiple occasions Trump would actually lean over so he could release his wind in the direction of his lawyers.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 20, 2024 8:47 PM |
He’s got no fucks to give!
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 20, 2024 8:53 PM |
Turd.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 20, 2024 9:05 PM |
Will no one rid us of this noxious pestilence?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 20, 2024 9:10 PM |
Daddy!
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 20, 2024 9:11 PM |
Neither silent nor deadly. We’re not scared of him. The emperor has no clothes!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 20, 2024 9:11 PM |
[quote] The emperor has no clothes!
Pics ple...
Dear god, how low have I sunk?
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 20, 2024 9:13 PM |
I think he's entering Howard Hughes territory. His mind is really going and his appearance seems more slovenly then in the past.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 20, 2024 9:38 PM |
"I would like Trump to experience a level of humiliation that emasculates him in the eyes of his supporters."
You mean taking two hours in the morning to do his cotton candy hair and slathering on his orange pancake makeup isn't emasculating enough for the MAGAts?
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 20, 2024 9:42 PM |
He always looks like he's worn the same pants for days on end.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 20, 2024 9:46 PM |
Only Trump would go into a trance state, goon and then fart. This is nature’s plan to get rid of him. 🎉
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 20, 2024 10:02 PM |
It's not true! Even if it was, so what? Everyone has accidents! My president Trump is a MACHO MACHO MAN! Macho men smell! They aren't women or women pretending to be men! You libs wouldn't understand since you've never smelled a real man like Donald J Trump!
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 20, 2024 10:06 PM |
so grotesque
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 20, 2024 10:06 PM |
Is anyone ever going to write the REAL story of what a repulsive person Trump is.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 20, 2024 10:07 PM |
Noel Cassler has been telling everyone for years that Trump has had to wear adult diapers. That Ivanka had to call for breaks on The Apprentice set for HER to change him and get him cleaned up.
Trump is truly filth in human form.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 20, 2024 10:50 PM |
Diet Coke farts are the WORST!
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 20, 2024 10:55 PM |
All because he's too vain to get a colostomy bag because then he couldn't wear his Man Girdle
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 20, 2024 10:57 PM |
Big Mac farts.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 20, 2024 10:57 PM |
The annual Trump family chamber orchestra from the Christmas dinner table is nasty for their help staff and the pets.🦍💨
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 20, 2024 11:02 PM |
You courtroom people need to buck up and be a little tougher. Rudy farted on me, gave me Covid, and I survived it. You can too!
by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 20, 2024 11:28 PM |
Do Rudy and Orange have fart contests after they eat shoe leather with ketchup?
by Anonymous | reply 85 | April 20, 2024 11:41 PM |
I wonder if Whoopi will chime in or leave it to Joy for a Friday.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 20, 2024 11:56 PM |
This is one of Trump’s worst nightmares: his carefully nurtured, decades-long fake veneer has been pierced, and he is seen to be an old, sleepy, incontinent man. He has lost control of the narrative while in the courtroom all day for the next 5 weeks.
Maybe it’s why Mike Johnson got the balls to pass the funding legislation for Israel, Taiwan, and yes, Ukraine. There’s no loyalty in the MAGA party; only opportunities to seize power. While Trump’s in captivity, Johnson takes it upon himself to get the House MAGAs functional, even if it takes cooperating with the Dems.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 21, 2024 12:05 AM |
1. This thread made me laugh until I cried. 2. apparently I am still 12 years old. 3. He could be raping Rudy and asking him to squeal like a pig and the Magas would still worship him. 4. Nothing could disgust his cult. Nothing.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | April 21, 2024 12:31 AM |
He's a rabid racist. That's why they worship him. He says the quiet part out loud, which is what they'd been longing to do.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 21, 2024 1:03 AM |
IVANKA WIPED MY ASS AND WE MADE LOVE! BUY TRUTH SOCIAL BEFORE ITS TOO LATE! ITS STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 21, 2024 1:32 AM |
When Big Daddy turns into the uncle who shits himself on Thanksgiving before grace is said.
Republicans will also shit or go blind because he has all the Republican delegates before he is outed
by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 21, 2024 1:35 AM |
Shits fired!
by Anonymous | reply 92 | April 21, 2024 1:49 AM |
[quote]Is anyone ever going to write the REAL story of what a repulsive person Trump is.
What the fuck difference would it make?
by Anonymous | reply 93 | April 21, 2024 1:58 AM |
No sharting rule BROKEN
by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 21, 2024 2:20 AM |
Adderall addiction causes Loose bowels - aka you shit yourself. As he is trapped in court all day he cannot take it (snort I assume) on a regular basis, which would be why he is falling asleep. He needs the stimulant just to function, so he is getting it after court, probably higher doses hoping to make up for what he missed and really fucking up his bowels. It has long been reported Trump smells like literal shit.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 21, 2024 3:03 AM |
Feces comin' outta his whatever!
by Anonymous | reply 96 | April 21, 2024 3:05 AM |
R95 he’s a fat LOOSER
by Anonymous | reply 97 | April 21, 2024 3:35 AM |
Where can I sit? 🎙️
by Anonymous | reply 98 | April 21, 2024 3:37 AM |
Erna has just applied for a job as court reporter.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | April 21, 2024 3:40 AM |
Maggie Habberman knows
by Anonymous | reply 101 | April 21, 2024 4:27 AM |
"I think he's entering Howard Hughes territory."
He's in a race against time. I think he's ill; it's about his age when cancers start. But he still needs those legal bills paid for.
There's no way that clan wants to go back to Washington. No. Way.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | April 21, 2024 4:40 AM |
Biden should create a line of bidets. The Biden Bidet. Because nobody likes smelling like Poopident Donald J. Dump.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | April 21, 2024 4:46 AM |
Noel Casler said when he worked on The Apprentice Dump would get upset and start yelling and crap his pants.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | April 21, 2024 4:54 AM |
There is no telling what narcotics Trump is hopped up on daily and many of them cause terrible constipation, so he's probably having to take big doses of laxatives so he can purge himself.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | April 21, 2024 11:19 AM |
R7 = Stefon.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | April 21, 2024 11:40 AM |
Thanks, Captain Obvious at R106. We never figured that out.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | April 21, 2024 11:44 AM |
R33, When you learn to spell. Maybe your red hat band is too tight?
Trump above all deserves insults, mockery, derision, and shaming. As an obvious fan, you are certainly aware of his same behaviors towards others---except rather than use the truth to insult, mock, deride, and shame, Trump simply lies in his verbal assaults on opponents and perceived opponents.
He is as a psychopathic child. President Bad Seed.
He can FA, FO, & GTH.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | April 21, 2024 11:55 AM |
I'm sorry, r107! I thought maybe, but when it wasn't 100% in "Stefon format," I forged ahead!
by Anonymous | reply 109 | April 21, 2024 12:08 PM |
I can see the judge giving the courtroom a 10 minute recess for those who may need to change their diaper. Again.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | April 21, 2024 12:57 PM |
Looking forward to a Snopes post verifying Trump Sharts.
What has the Republican Party devolved into?
I believe that Speaker Moses Mike had Trump's bowel incontinence and drug use verified to HIM to the point that he could no longer support the Republican Nominee for President.
It's not that Trump is a Russian asset who sold American secrets to Putin in exchange for Trump Towers Moscow, but the fact that Trump is an incontinent old drug user who can't hold his shit for a felony court half session without embarrassing himself.
Biden needs to do an appearnce infront of a Koch Brothers Quilted Northern or Angelsoft toilet paper factory, in conjunction with an Inflation Reduction Act environmental logging initiative.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | April 21, 2024 12:59 PM |
The Trump Sharts moved the logjam obstruction legislation on Aid to Ukraine.
Mikey could not be seen, as well as MTG, to be supporting a doddering Shitter in Chief.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | April 21, 2024 1:01 PM |
Funny how within just a few months the general narrative went from "Biden is a feeble, doomed one-termer" to "Trump is asleep and sharting."
by Anonymous | reply 113 | April 21, 2024 1:10 PM |
[quote] Snopes says none of this has been verified.
of course, it's fucking unverified. How do you verify someone farted or shat themselves? What is verifiable remains conclusive enough for any discussion of farting: EVERYONE in the courtroom smelled it. Put 10 people in that courtroom under oath, and they'd say they smelled shit. However, for a court of law to consider it factual, you'd have to inspect the underwear of everyone in the fucking courtroom, present evidence and cross examination of everyone present.
He's been gassing and shitting himself in front of people for decades.
Btw, the reportage of the farting on social media, combined with his gag order hearing coming up next week are the reasons his little Nazi rally in NC was cancelled
by Anonymous | reply 114 | April 21, 2024 1:12 PM |
It sounds like another sales pitch.
“He smells just like Grandma!” - Nodia Belmark, Highland, IN
“It’s just like “Cats!”the movie with the cats licking buttholes!” - Karson Svigens. Kenosha, WI
by Anonymous | reply 115 | April 21, 2024 1:18 PM |
Adam Kinzinger said awhile back he was surprised more people close to Dump didn't talk about how bad he smells.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | April 21, 2024 1:26 PM |
A conspiracy of Olfactory Fatigue?
by Anonymous | reply 117 | April 21, 2024 1:29 PM |
Kathy Griffin should show up outside the courthouse throwing Charmin to the crowd.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | April 21, 2024 1:30 PM |
I'm farting as I type this!
by Anonymous | reply 119 | April 21, 2024 1:30 PM |
Eww, Donny can't sit with us!
by Anonymous | reply 120 | April 21, 2024 1:33 PM |
Don Lemon abused me.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | April 21, 2024 3:13 PM |
When did Don Lemon turn into RuPaul?
by Anonymous | reply 123 | April 21, 2024 3:36 PM |
After Elon fucked with him.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | April 21, 2024 3:59 PM |
His constituents would love to get their hands on his shit diaper and sell online to highest bidder and you know that is true.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | April 21, 2024 4:01 PM |
As an observational gay, I am stunned by how large his eye bags have become.
I wonder if he has kidney disease and they have stopped filtering the drugs from is system. It could explain the shift in fluid expulsion through the intestines and Trump's sharting.
This is going to be an interesting six weeks. Trump might ASK for daily detention so he can sit on the pot all day while court proceeds.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | April 21, 2024 4:05 PM |
[quote]As an observational gay, I am stunned by how large his eye bags have become.
Are we back to Trump, or are we still talking about Don Lemon?
by Anonymous | reply 127 | April 21, 2024 4:26 PM |
This is just disastrous, explosive news for Joe Biden
by Anonymous | reply 128 | April 21, 2024 4:41 PM |
He shall henceforth be known as Farty-five.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | April 21, 2024 4:46 PM |
R114 is correct. Really, the only "verification" in a situation like this is a visual if his diaper overfills and leaks out soiling his pants. But I'm good with multiple observations from scent witnesses in his proximity.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | April 21, 2024 5:04 PM |
Bogus bond- start seizing his assets Tish, hunty!
by Anonymous | reply 131 | April 21, 2024 5:23 PM |
R 127-Don is a “happily” married piece of shit-let that POS go
by Anonymous | reply 132 | April 21, 2024 5:33 PM |
Trump-Farty Five-good one
by Anonymous | reply 133 | April 21, 2024 5:39 PM |
When MTG and Kitara get together all Hell breaks loose.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | April 21, 2024 6:42 PM |
Marj loves her gay quislings!
by Anonymous | reply 135 | April 21, 2024 6:43 PM |
Poor Boebert seems frozen out of their fun at R134.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | April 21, 2024 7:10 PM |
Trumps tale of woe.
"Here I am, broken hearted, came to sit but then I sharted".
by Anonymous | reply 137 | April 21, 2024 7:12 PM |
Perhaps they can install a diaper changing station in the back of the court?
by Anonymous | reply 138 | April 21, 2024 7:13 PM |
Who does he have change his diapers? Certainly Melania doesn't do it.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | April 21, 2024 7:33 PM |
^ Walt Nauta
by Anonymous | reply 140 | April 21, 2024 7:47 PM |
What a windbag!
by Anonymous | reply 141 | April 21, 2024 7:53 PM |
You never know, he may still be doing it himself, r140. I posted on the Trump's worst picture thread about my Alzheimer's mother. She became secretive about bathroom activities. IIRC, Trump would refuse to let White House maids strip his bed. He'd do it himself before they came in with new sheets.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | April 21, 2024 7:56 PM |
[quote] Who does he have change his diapers?
Hope Hicks only "steamed his pants". Euphemism for changing the diaper or administering a blow job?
by Anonymous | reply 143 | April 21, 2024 10:00 PM |
I have a theory that his legal team has been forcing him to take something like Xanax or Valium during his recent court appearances because it's the only way they can get him to keep his fat mouth shut and behave himself, and that's why he's been nodding off and looking so drugged and drooly.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | April 22, 2024 12:24 AM |
And that changes the way his kidneys function and he sharts out watery feces.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | April 22, 2024 12:41 AM |
Apparently he has been wearing a diaper since his Apprentice days. Back then it was just for the occasional mishap. Since his days in the White House he's been wearing the big diaper because he is unable to control his bowels.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | April 22, 2024 2:01 AM |
Off topic, but WHET the poster who not so long ago was insisting in every thread that Trump had agreed with the "powers that be" to step down and give the nomination to Nikki Haley? I finally blocked him when his rants became excessively vitriolic against Biden, so for all I know he's still around; does he think the plan is still going to happen?
For that matter, WHET Nikki Haley?
by Anonymous | reply 147 | April 22, 2024 2:24 PM |
Said poster has acknowledged being wrong, R147, but he's now guaranteeing a Biden loss in November. Based on the accuracy of his prognostications so far, Biden should win by a larger margin than anyone expects.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | April 22, 2024 4:10 PM |
Any Trump Farts updates?
by Anonymous | reply 149 | April 22, 2024 6:23 PM |
At the end of my grandma's life, she'd let farts that could've practically propelled her across the room. I hope that this is yet another sign that his long abused body is finally breaking down.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | April 22, 2024 6:29 PM |
[quote] Somehow I can't really buy Trump is another Hitler when threads like this exist.
Have you ever heard of “the banality of evil?” Hitler was a goob too.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | April 22, 2024 6:32 PM |
Could he BE any more disgusting?
by Anonymous | reply 152 | April 22, 2024 6:32 PM |
R149, fart updates are not permitted at this trial, although I will give due consideration to any requests to permit the courtroom sketch artist to include sub-posterior action lines to show that the defendant was farting at the time of the sketch.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | April 22, 2024 6:33 PM |
I hope he shits all over the floor and dirties his nice blue suit, and his lawyers step in it. That would be a metaphor: stepping in Trump's shit.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | April 22, 2024 6:49 PM |
That would not be a metaphor.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | April 22, 2024 7:59 PM |
Who shartled???
Was it Trump?
Oh wait!
It was me.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | April 22, 2024 8:11 PM |
I’m waiting in the wings.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | April 22, 2024 8:22 PM |
Can you fart when you're sleeping?
by Anonymous | reply 159 | April 22, 2024 8:34 PM |
How was Alina Habba spared? Did he hold them in around her?
by Anonymous | reply 160 | April 22, 2024 9:54 PM |
r159 yes and often when you are drifting off to sleep. I am the type of priss pot who won't fart or burp in front of the boyfriend so he laughs at me because sometimes when I am drifting off to sleep I will let out a fart (accidentally and I am mortified)
by Anonymous | reply 161 | April 22, 2024 10:14 PM |
Law and Odor.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | April 22, 2024 10:25 PM |
Law and Odor: S(hit) P-U
by Anonymous | reply 163 | April 22, 2024 10:29 PM |
Are you kidding? Alina Habba sniffed them up and said “Mr. President, you smell good today.”
by Anonymous | reply 164 | April 22, 2024 11:50 PM |
Rachel Maddow was in the courtroom today and said it smelled bad.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | April 23, 2024 2:06 AM |
Did she seriously say that?
by Anonymous | reply 167 | April 23, 2024 2:46 AM |
That’s what people are saying
by Anonymous | reply 168 | April 23, 2024 2:48 AM |
He should shit into ziplock bags and sell them to his MAGAts. They would buy them. It's a cult.
"Hah! You don't see Iron-Holed Joe Biden crapping into a baggie and his fans buying them, do ya libs? 81 million, hah! He can't even get eight of you to buy a baggie of his shit like our president Trump can! Think on THAT, Libs!"
by Anonymous | reply 169 | April 23, 2024 3:04 AM |
"Make America Gaseous Again."
I wonder if any women (wives, paramours, victims) saw TSF in his Diaper Don mode.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | April 23, 2024 10:43 AM |
Hopefully, they re-loaded the GLADE plug-ins for today's court session because Fat Donnie has a full gut and is ready to nap and release.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | April 23, 2024 10:56 AM |
How far did they have to lower the temp in the courtroom to stem the stench?
by Anonymous | reply 172 | April 23, 2024 12:15 PM |
Break out the plastic sheeting, Judge Merchan! There will be shit fired from his prolapse, as that tape is played!
"98% of the chatter around the NY trial is insane.
THERE. IS. A. TAPE!
A tape of Trump ordering Michael Cohen to pay off Karen McDougal. And he wanted to pay her IN CASH!
You know, because people pay in cash when they definitely do NOT want to cover something up."
by Anonymous | reply 173 | April 23, 2024 12:26 PM |
lock him up in the Depends Block
by Anonymous | reply 174 | April 23, 2024 3:16 PM |
Usually, you have to do a couple years before your hole is so loose you become a constant shart machine. Not Macho Macho Man Donnie. He's already 20 steps ahead of the normal prisoner!
by Anonymous | reply 175 | April 23, 2024 3:43 PM |
r175, doesn't drug abuse loosen the rectal sphincters?
by Anonymous | reply 176 | April 24, 2024 11:05 AM |
They picked up $500 in McDonalds for lunch, he will be farting again...
by Anonymous | reply 177 | April 24, 2024 2:17 PM |
r139, sounds very Irish!
by Anonymous | reply 178 | April 24, 2024 3:26 PM |
[quote] THERE. IS. A. TAPE!
Is there a tape of Trump farting in the courtroom?
by Anonymous | reply 179 | April 24, 2024 4:17 PM |
Next marketing grift:
'This candle smells like Dump's Depends'
by Anonymous | reply 180 | April 24, 2024 5:03 PM |
R7 Wait til Trump starts setting his farts on fire.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | April 24, 2024 5:14 PM |
r181, sharts are too wet to flambé.
Haven't you ever made Bananas Foster?
Looks the same.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | April 24, 2024 5:16 PM |